Hermes - 90% Fat

The Heavy laughed. "Oh, should we still now be doing our paperwork?" he said, in a mocking tone. With that, he curled up each of the fingers on his rightmost hand into a fist, and brought it down on Hermes' head, knocking him out in one blow. "POW! Ha ha!"

(...)

"Are you all right?" Suzaku asked, helping Hermes Conrad to his feet.

"Oh, I'm better than ever. My body is composed of almost ninety percent fat, so a little hit like that wasn't going to keep me down!" Hermes rubbed the back of his head. "Yellow's taken the stairs. I'd run after her, but she's a lot more spry than I am, to be frank. I was built to limbo, not run around."

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Round 3.5, Cleverly_Clearly