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- >Be Anon
- >Be currently lying in comfortable-ass Equestrian cloud bed wondering why you're awake at such a princess-forbidden hour.
- >Can't shake the feeling that something woke you up
- >Gently slanting rays of sunshine tell you that the sun is, in fact, up
- >At least there's that
- >Force yourself to look at the clock
- >Just past 7 am
- >Fuckthisgayearth.jpg
- >Close eyes intending to go back to sleep
- >A barely audible thump drifts its way into your conscience
- >Your eyes open immediately, your awareness now cranked up several notches
- >Was that from downstairs?
- >Sitting up in bed, you examine your room
- "What the actual fuck?"
- >Your dresser has all its drawers out
- >Your previously neatly folded clothing is now strewn about the floor and furniture, any previous organization completely undone
- >Blinking owlishly at the mess for a few moments trying to comprehend
- >...Were those foo-er, hoofsteps?
- >Decide to investigate once and for all
- >Never know what to expect in horseland
- >Grumbling softly to yourself, you pull on your bathrobe, put on your slippers and open your door
- >Hallway shows nothing out of the ordinary
- >Slowly make your way to the stairs, careful to step quietly
- >Make sure to avoid that one damn squeaky step
- >Tiptoe to the kitchen and poke your head around the corner like a ninja
- >Your jaw drops open
- >Your fridge door is currently open, and something furry and white is rummaging through its contents
- >The gently waving multicolored mane and tail give away the thief's identity pretty easily
- >That and the unmistakable suns on the flank
- >Which you could swear are a touch larger than when you saw them last
- "What the actual fuck?"
- >Oh shit, did you say that out loud?
- >Oops
- >Returning to Ear-Equestria, you notice the sun princess staring at you
- >At some point she finished with your fridge and turned to walk away, a slice of vanilla cake hovering next to her in a soft yellow aura
- >And...was that your jacket that Rarity made you?!?
- >And your socks?!?
- >And was that cake your...?!?
- >Your eyes narrow as they shift from the cake to her nervously sweating face and wide staring eyes.
- >The admittedly cute little bulge in her cheek, the small dusting of crumbs on her lips, and the unmistakably bite-sized gap in the cake were pretty incriminating
- >Slowly Celestia chews her bite of cake and swallows hesitantly
- >"A-Anonymous! What a lovely surprise! Fancy seeing you here!"
- >You quirk one eyebrow
- "Yes, funny indeed...considering this is my house...on a Saturday morning..."
- >Staring contest goes on a few more moments, Sunbutt's eyes nervously flicking back and forth between the cake and your face
- >"Yes! Funny! Hahahaha..." Celestia laughs unconvincingly, not-so-subtly levitating the cake where you can't see it
- >So much spaghetti all over your floor
- "So...glad I was able to welcome you into my abode with open arms this morning..."
- >You try to keep your tone neutral
- >At the very least, you want this pony to sweat as much as possible
- >"Er..." she hesitates
- >"Yeah about that I was just, uhh, coming to check up on you! Yes! That's it! Just wanted to see how you're adjusting is all! I know it must be hard...for you..."
- >The second eyebrow joins its brethren
- "Well everything's just been dandy since you set me up with my house. Which is mine. And not yours."
- >Your eyes flick down to your jacket and socks she's currently wearing
- >Her eyes follow
- >She still hasn't actually moved
- "I see you've made yourself at home."
- >Still staring at you, she slowly takes another bite of cake
- >Swallowing, she speaks up again
- >"Yes, well, you were asleep and I didn't want to wake you so...I...decided to check your dresser for dangers! Yes! You never know what might lurk in Equestrian dressers haha..."
- >The shit-eating grin is real
- >Poker face is not amused
- >Sunbutt drops the facade and sighs
- >"I guess I'll just take them off now...?"
- "I think that would be for the better, yes."
- >You don't know why Celestia felt the need to search through your clothes
- >Let alone put them on
- >Finally breaking the standoff, you stride to your fridge to assess the damage
- >Well at least she only took one slice
- "I take it my fridge is safe as well?"
- >You smirk as you look up at the bashful princess
- >Your smirk widens when you see the last bite of cake disappear into her mouth
- >Your eyes take a brief moment to appreciate the gentle curve of the sunny butt
- >Anon Jr. is now making a definite effort to be heard
- >"Of course, of course! I assure you my search was thorough and comprehensive..."
- "Marvelous," you purr. "How wonderfully thoughtful of you. Perhaps you'd like another slice of cake for your efforts?"
- >"So I guess now I'll just be on my...beg pardon?"
- >You grin as you hold open the fridge door for her.
- >"A-another? Well, I suppose I certainly wouldn't complain, since you are offering so nicely after all..."
- "But of course. I'm so grateful you would think of poor ol' me. Besides, Twilight's always talking about the importance of sharing..."
- >At the mention of her student Celestia brightens immediately, a second slice of cake floating up to her mouth
- >"Well then, thank you Anonymous, that's an offer I really can't refuse!"
- "Rest assured, it's my pleasure..."
- >Be Sun Princess
- >Be decidedly uncomfortable as you slowly work your way through what had to be the last slice of cake
- >You're not exactly sure what possessed you to rifle through Anon's things and eat his cake this morning
- >You most certainly were not expecting to get caught
- >And after such an embarrassing moment you feel obligated to continue accepting Anon's suspiciously enthusiastic offerings of cake
- >Swallowing heavily, you groan as you rub your distended stomach under the table
- >Definitely feeling full and bloated now
- >Raising a hoof to stifle a belch, you try to put on your winningest smile
- "Oh my Anonymous, that was truly delicious. I can't thank you enough for sharing some of my favorite treat with me"
- >Some was an understatement
- >Your stomach was quick to send you a not-so-pleasant reminder of that
- >Anon appeared unfazed, having simply watched you slowly finish off his cake
- >"I'm happy you enjoyed it. It felt really good to share, guess Twilight was right"
- >He certainly seemed pleased
- "Lovely as this was I think it's time I should be going now...plenty to do at the castle, haha..."
- >"But of course," Anon replied smoothly. "Let me show you the door..."
- >Be smug af Anon
- >Replay image of stuffed Sunbutt laboriously flapping her wings to take flight
- >That rounded tummy jiggling ever so slightly against subtly padded thighs and rump
- >Bonerpls
- >Despite Celestia's odd behavior this morning, at least you got a show out of it
- >Totally worth a whole cake
- >Pinkie will surely make another
- >And watching her struggle the last few slices down was hilarious
- >Anon 1 Horseleader 0
- >Can't wait to see that butt next time to see how much softer it is
- >Be sure of one thing
- >Definitely gonna keep some cake on hand at all times
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