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- >"You fuckin' idiot."
- "It's not my fault!"
- >"Uh, yeah. It is. Don't you know like, 25-"
- "Percent of fluffy ponies die from drowning each year, yeah, I fucking know, but he won't wake up. He needs some kind of help now!"
- >How is it that vets can never find good help
- >The tired woman looks down at skittles, unconscious in your arms
- >"Looks stable to me. Sit over there and we'll get to him when we get to him."
- "What? He needs the doctor now!"
- >"Sir, with all due respect, fuck off and sit your ass down."
- >You sit, not happy
- >You feel like you should be doing something for Skittles, like trying to wake him or something, but you're afraid you'd do more harm than good
- >Skittles is completely still, but breathing
- >You're lucky he's alive
- >Fuck
- >After a whole god damn half hour the doctor comes out for you
- >"Mr... Anon?"
- "Yeah, that's me!"
- >You walk with him out into the hallway
- >He seems flustered, as many doctors do
- "It's my fluffy, he almost-"
- >"Drowned? Let me guess, you tried feeding it without a bottle?"
- "Yeah."
- >"1: Fuck yourself. 2: Get a bottle. 3: Read a god damn book about owning a pet before you buy one, ass-clown."
- >He grabs Skittles out of your arms effortlessly and lays him on the table
- >He inspects him a bit, including opening his eyelids
- >"Yeah, he's dying."
- "WHAT!?"
- >"Shut the fuck up, I can fix this."
- >He reaches to the counter in the room and pulls a little tool off of it
- >He places two soft prongs from the tool on Skittles' belly
- >"1, 2, 3."
- >He presses the tool down onto Skittles. Nothing happens.
- >"1, 2, 3."
- >Nothing happens
- >"1, 2, 3."
- >Jab
- >Nothing happens
- >Skittles has stopped breathing
- >"Well, fuck."
- "What do you mean?!"
- >"He's fucked. He's got water in his lungs, but I'm not getting a response out of him. He's still alive, but he'll be dead in a few minutes."
- >A silence enters
- >The doctor isn't stirred by this at all
- >You don't blame him; these things must drop like flies, given the amount of owners who are as shitty as you
- >Oh man, he's dead
- >"Yeah.... I'm calling it."
- >He sees your depression and hesitates a moment before resuming his job
- >"You can see the receptionist on the way out. I gotta go, you know... more of this shit."
- "Yeah, no... sure thing... thanks..."
- >Silence
- >"Hey, buddy, don't worry about it. I've seen worse owners than you."
- >The comment doesn't make you fe-
- >
- >Skittles' right forehoof wiggles and his snout erupts in a fountain of excess water and mucus
- >His eyes open wide and tear up
- >He's wiggling around the table like a madman
- >The doctor springs into action and grabs a sponge and washcloth off of the counter to clean up all the shit
- "What?! What happened?!"
- >He looks at you
- >"Dude, it's a little fluffy pony. Fuck if I know."
- >Skittles is shouting
- >"Why tummy huwt! Owchies, daddy!"
- "Skittles!"
- >You go in for a hug, but the doctor stops you
- >"Woah woah, buddy, I need to clean this up first. We're not out of the woods."
- >"Daddy dis pwace *cough* scawyyy!"
- "I know, I know, kiddo, just relax, it'll be okay."
- >"Daddy..."
- >You're all silent while the doctor finishes wiping
- >After he's done, he backs off
- >Skit is fine, just wet a bit
- >You come in to pick him up and pull him to your chest
- >Skittles is crying
- >"Daddy i sowwy, Skittows sowwy!"
- "What? No, no, you didn't do anything wrong!"
- >"No wan' spwashies no mow!"
- >The doctor tosses you a spare bottle
- >"Yeah, you're gonna want one of these, idiot.""
- "Thanks, thanks, man..."
- >"Yeah, that's gonna be 20$."
- "For a bottle?"
- >"Fuck you, I just brought him back from the dead."
- >You hand him the money, trying to calm Skittles down
- >He's down to a slow whimpering
- "You think he's, like, immortal or something?"
- >"Don't be retarded."
- "Don't be Ableist!"
- >"Get the fuck out, I gotta go save people's pets."
- >"Daddy i dun wike dis fweind..."
- >After another joyous talk with the receptionist, and a perfectly reasonable fee, you and Skittles arrive back home
- >He can't wait to see George again
- >By the time you open the door his fluff has dried and he seems to understand what you did was an accident
- >He still seemed a bit more wary, though, he might be a bit scarred
- >As soon as you get in, he starts wiggling his hooves mindlessly toward the living room
- >You take him there and he catches up with george
- >"Geowge! Geowge! Skittows missed yow sooo much!"
- >He doesn't even check for a reaction before the huggies start
- >You crouch down to see them better
- "You miss george?"
- >He turns his head to you and nods yes furiously
- >"Daddy why did we go to dat scawy pwace?"
- >He doesn't even remember what happened
- >You don't know if you should baww, daww, or be thankful
- "Daddy tried to make you drink some water, but I didn't think too far ahead and I screwed up."
- >"But Skittows was thowsty!"
- "I know, but I should have fed you from one of these special bottles, see? Daddy made a huge mistake, and he almost killed you."
- >Skittles coughs up some water on George
- >"Skittows is sowwy, wat did skittows do?"
- >He lacks the capacity to understand the idea of authority figures making mistakes
- "Skit, you didn't do anything, it was an accident."
- >"Assadint?"
- >Fuck it
- "You still thirsty?
- >"Skittows hungies and thowsties."
- >Pick up Skittles and take him to the kitchen, he still has george hanging out of his snout
- >Feed him from his new bottle
- >He dubs it a "nummy-bub"
- -END-
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