Sonic Twitter Takeover 4 - 11 - @_kimmyko_

[11 - @_kimmyko_]
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1132016350342176768

- Shadow: @_kimmyko_ asks:
"Hey, Eggman. Where do I sign up to join the Eggman Empire? Is there a paid internship program or something? Asking for a friend."

- Sonic: Woah woah woah, Kimmyko, let me stop you right there. You really don't want this internship, trust me.

- Tails: Hey I could use an intern! I mean, I couldn't pay you in anything but golden rings, but-

- Eggman: Would you two stop trying to poach my new hires? People wonder why HR can't find quality candidates, and now I realize it's you two! Kimmyko, I don't pay my interns because it's the most evil thing I can do. But I'd be happy to have you join the Eggman Empire!

- Shadow: Between us, I recommend going your own way. You don't need Eggman OR Sonic and Tails. Trust only yourself.

- Eggman: Exactly. Trust yourself to ignore Shadow and follow me! Welcome aboard.