The Real Slim Shady (AKA Monkeynews)

y’all act like you never seen a skilled warrior before
asking for macros when i only got my keyboard
so here you are watching my stream and ur thinking fantastic
started fucking up kids way back in classic
but I’m getting so old i might be jurassic
I can hear them now saying “why is this brit playing a girl is he a tranny”
nah m8 I’m just innit for the fanny

yeah i play all day and all i hear is its not fair
Monkeynews I saw your guild ur just on welfare
well i don’t how to be more clear
I know it aint fair so you better beware
And theres a hundred of you monkeys
that act like me wanna get fourteen just like me
better start praying and say your hail mary
cause the next time ill see you in the obituary

cause I’m the real lady yes I’m the real lady
all you other trannies are just imitating
so won’t the real warrior
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
(x2)

Asmongold doesn’t have to play classic to get views
well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a shit ur favorite streamer can’t be on twitch
well better report my stream and be a little snitch
But monkey news what if classic comes out wouldn’t it be weird?
why you think I would just disappear
the greatest warrior the most feared
you think I’m scared of esfand rolling ret
ill be rolling orc on fresh no sweat
can’t wait to be rinsing all these night elves
stupid hunters with the name legoles
And theres a hundred of you monkeys
that act like me wanna get fourteen just like me
better start praying and say your hail mary
cause the next time ill see you in the obituary


cause I’m the real lady yes I’m the real lady
all you other trannies are just imitating
so won’t the real warrior
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
(x2)