CYOA-Meisa and Valentines Wild Ride

>you are Meisa
>and you are humming as you flutter about on your way
>it is a nice summer evening, and everything seems tinted orange at the setting sun and leftover light
>your coat is just perfect, your wings are shiny and your mane and tail are just perfect, it is going to be another perfect night
>you hear a peculiar sound to your right and look into the forest
>there, in a small clearing, is one of those human creatures that came to Equestria one day
>it is male and it seems to be wrapped into a light blue blanket, walking on bare feet on the ground, mumbling to itself
>you settle down onto the ground and sneakily trot up to it, spying on the thing
>you have not had so much interaction with the one in your village, Anonymous
>some of your friends are really happy about it but you feel indifference towards the being
>but your thoughts are interrupted as you step onto a twig and the human turns its head and notices you
>the human stares at you as you stare at it.
-
>as the creature opens its mouth to say something you quickly turn and zoom off and fly away to safety
>you do not know how dangerous these human things can be and you do not want to be unprepared when having your first meeting with one
>you take a look behind yourself
>the creature just looks dumbfounded as it looks you fly away
>or then it is staring at your behind, but that makes no sense
>you soon arrive to your house and you start to rummage for items
>too bad you have none since they are so unrefined and crude
>so you take some of your designer pillows (the old ones that do not match your current furnishing) and use some rope to bind them into a makeshift armor
>you bring no weapon with you because you are not a barbaric uncultured moth
>and then you make your way back to the clearing, flying a bit slower now due to your makeshift armor being a bit awkward to move in
>it is still light as you arrive to the clearing, but the beast is nowhere to be seen
>you walk around the clearing a bit, but find no trace of it
>as you start to walk back onto the path near the clearing that leads to your village you notice the human walking along the path
>it has yet to notice you
-
>you silently take flight and start to build up some speed
>what you are about to do is going to be a bit rude but you pay that no heed
>you slam your pillow-covered body against the back of the humans head
“Whoa!”
>the cushions on your body stopped you from bouncing back from the impact and the human almost falls from the impact, but regains its balance by leaning backwards
>but then the human slips on the loose gravel and flails comically as time seems to stop
>you can see the humans wide eyes looking at you as your own eyes widen when you realize what is going to happen next
>your antennae and ears droop
>”Oh n-“
>the human comes tumbling down on top of you in a large mass of blanket and flesh and you close your eyes, praying that it won’t crush you
>the two of you hit the ground and you feel your back colliding with the ground
>good thing you pulled your wings as close to your body as you could so they took no damage
>you open your eyes and you are greeted by the humans almost nude body, covered only by a pair of red silky boxer shorts
>you lay there in shock as the human struggles to regain balance before it topples on top of you and crushes you
>the human succeeds, and now looks you in the eyes
“Hello~”
-
>You quickly go for the creature’s nuts, or at least towards the area where they should be and give them a painful squeeze
“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF”
>the human bites his teethes together as it tries to hold in a howl of pain as its face twists to mirror the pain it must be feeling
>”Get off of me you ruffian!”
>to drive your point in, you shoot your hoof out and jab the human into the pelvis
>the human tumbles down in pain
>and right on top of you
>a heavy weight hits you and all the air is knocked out from your lungs as you can fee one of your wings bend the wrong way
>you can feel the humans body heat as you try to push it up as it cups its hands near its junk and shivers in pain
>no use, it’s too heavy for you
>the human now braces itself on one elbow on top of you and stares at you angrily
>you can not get away now since the human has you pinned beneath him, the now dirty blanket covering both of you
-
>you cover your eyes with your hooves
>”Please, I was just surprised, I’m sorry”
>the human looks at you questionably
“You rammed me from behind. And not in the good way”
>you wonder what the human could have mended with that good way
>the human sighs and gets off from on top of you and starts to dust its blanket from the dirt, before wrapping the thing around itself again like an oversized cape
>you also get off from the ground and dust yourself off and make your way to the human and extend a hoof to it
>”I’m Meisa”
>the creature looks at your hoof with a raised eyebrow but then extends its own arm from within the blanket and gives it a small shake
“Call me Valentine”
>the creature pulls its arm back into the blanket
>and then there is an awkward silence as this human called Valentine stands crouched, mot likely holding onto his injured area
-
>you trot up to Valentine and you pull on the blanket to open a small opening near his crotch
“What are you-“
>before Valentine can finish his sentence you are already halfly inside his barrier of blanket
>”Let me check how badly damaged you are, I really meant no harm on you”
“Wait Meisa”
>your antennae make contact with the humans belly and start to gently feel their way under Valentines boxer shorts
“Never mind carry on”
>the creatures skin smells like manly soap, the ones that usually involve adverts of mares going crazy over a colt once he washes himself with the soap
>your antennae search around until they come in contact with some hair and then something much more softer than the usual skin
>you gently caress the area, trying to asset how much damage you did
>Valentine lets out a little moan
>...
>wait, you’re caressing this human creature’s junk right now
>the reality hits you like a ton of bricks and you pull away quickly while blushing heavily
>Valentine is now smiling at you happily
“Thanks, I feel all better now”
>you are not sure what to say so instead you stare at the ground while cursing at yourself for not being more conscious of where you stick your antennae
-
>you plant your plot down onto the ground and stare at the ground as Valentine looks around, not sure what to say
>...
>awkwardness intensifies
>welp, nice meeting a human, time to take off
>you start to take flight but then your wing reminds you of how hurt it is and you flinch
>”Agh!”
>and you fall back onto the ground, landing on your hooves
>you take a look at your wing and notice it is quite tattered
>”Oh crud”
>you rub your wing a bit
“Got hurt?”
>you turn to look at the human called Valentine, it is staring at you with some concern on your face
>”Yeah, must have happened when you came tumbling down on me after I, you know...”
“Well I could try cumming on it, who knows, human semen might be magical here. Or like natural superglue”
>you stare at Valentine with shock
>did... did that human just suggest that?
>Valentine opens up his blanket and you are greeted by the nude human body and those red boxer briefs
>these human animals could use a coat, they look ridiculous
“Or I could just absorb you deep into my the folds of my blanket and carry you, just point the way”
>the village is not that far away, you could make it easily by just walking yourself, not to mention you are not sure if you should let this hairless ape touch you, but on the other hand it’s a free lift
“Please decide soon it’s a bit chilly in here and I dislike the cold just like my little friend”
>you look around a bit but see no little friend anywhere, maybe this human just is a bit confusing at times
-
>a lift does sound nice, but first
>you walk to Valentine and he crouches a bit to lift you up
>but before he can you give him a slap on the cheek
>”It’s not nice to suggest such crude things to mares you hardly know”
>Valentine rubs his cheek a bit with his hand
“That felt nice~”
>... well you hope you drove the point at least somewhat trough
>you let Valentine pick you up and let him move you around as he adjusts the blanket around
>soon he has you held tight against his body under the blanket as he dangles you like a plushie with your head out in the open
>suddenly something pokes you on your behind and you squeak in surprise
>before you can even start to struggle to get away from Valentines clutches he whispers into your ear
“Don’t worry, that’s just my folding knife”
>you are not sure if you should feel happy at this, but at least it is better than the thing you thought it was
>you blush a bit at your imagination
>as the two of you start moving you can’t help but to take notice of a sweet cologne this human seems to be wearing
>...
>you are starting to feel a bit self conscious as this humans loins rub against your buttocks as he walks
>more time passes in silence
>...
>oh no, you did not even think how embarrassing it would be to be seen like this
>the two of you are already at the edge of the village and you can hear the voice of one of your friends
-
>you move your legs and brace them against Valentines crotch
"Oh my~"
>disregarding that, you push yourself up to get free
>Valentine also seems to take notice of your need to be free and lets go
>too bad he lets go too much and you suddenly fall onto the ground on your stomach with an ooomf
"Meisa, what are you doing?"
>you look at the voice in mild panic
>Hexferry is staring at you as you lie on the ground on your stomach and Valentine is standing near you, blanket wide open
"I wasn't raping her, honest!"
>you glare at Valentine as Hexferry looks at the two of you like her brain can't process this properly
>and she turns away and starts to walk off, grumbling about how it is too early for this
>Valentine just closes his blanket back up as you keep glaring at him while you get up
"...What?"
>you roll your eyes and give an exaggerated angry sigh to him
>Valentine just walks behind you as you make your way to your house
>soon the two of you arrive to your doorsteps, luckily not running into anypony else
>"Well, thanks for walking me home. Goodbye Valentine"
>you turn and open your door, but then Valentines voice stops you
"Oh no, I am coming in too"
>you turn around and stare at the human like it grew a second head
>"what?"
>Valentine points at his crotch area with a hand he extended from within his blanket
"You killed my dick, you owe me a place to sleep for the night"
>you facehoof
>"Listen, I-"
"But Meisa, you left my nether region so sore and sensitive..."
>a few mothponies walking past your house raise their eyebrows
>you can already hear the rumors that will most likely spread
-
>you let out another exaggerated sigh and signal for Valentine to come in, which he does, skipping away in happily with a big grin on his face
>but then you signal the two mothponies in as well
>the two mothponies exchange looks
“Uhh... maybe we should give you two some privac-“
>”Nonsense, come in and meet my new friend. FRIEND”
>you put some extra weight to that word to help clear some misunderstandings
>as you and the two random mothponies off the street walk into your house you find Valentine sitting on your couch, still wrapped in that blanket of his
“Oh, more people to join in for a cup of tea? Splendid”
>you take a seat and so do your other guests
>one of the random mothponies opens up the conversation
“So uhhh, where did you meet this human Meisa? They’re kinda rare”
>before you have the chance to say anything Valentine opens his mouth
“She gave my balls a good squeeze and we became friends”
>you glare at Valentine as the two mothponies look at eachother
“Maybe we should just-”
>”No, please stay”
>Valentine brings his hands to his cheeks like a coy little girl
“She was so rough~”
>your eye twitches
>The two mothponies get up
“We’ll leave you two alone”
>”No wait”
>the mothponies do not listen and leave your home with hurry
>your eye twitches more as you bite your teethes together
“Isn’t that cute, they thought we were lovers”
-
>you’re furious now as Valentine giggles to himself and gets up from the couch
>you jump at him and topple him to the floor with a thud, making his blanket spread out beneath his back
>you’re straddling him now
“Wah, what are we going to do on the fl-“
>you rear your hoof back and give him a firm slap to the face
>and then another
>and another
>”Aaaargh!”
>you slap Valentines face around, venting your anger off
>after your torrent of slaps is done, you get off of the human now lying on your floor
>you sit onto the couch and pant as you catch your breath
>that was not very sophisticated of you but damn did it feel good
>Valentine now gets up from the floor, both cheeks red from your assault
>he looks at you with concern
“...How about I fix you a Mai Tai to help you relax and as an apology?”
>you just wave your hoof in Valentines general direction
>”Yeah whatever”
>Valentine buggers off and you just sit there, letting yourself cool down
>soon he comes back and places an open folding knife before you
>you look at Valentine and he gestures you to take a closer look at the blade
>you look at it
>it has something written on it
>”My Tighe...”
>you once again glare at Valentine
“Ok ok sorry, let me give you a stiff one to help you relax”
>Valentine once again buggers off and you rub your temple, feeling a small headache coming along
>suddenly you feel a poke on your cheek
>you turn your head and see
>a penis!
>you panic and flail as you fall of the couch
>you stare at Valentine with shock as he stands there, nude and sporting an erection
“Stiff one”
-
>you shoot off and grasp the knife into your hoof
>”I am going to castrate you you...you... Arrrgh just you!”
>Valentine lifts his hands up and his member un-erects rapidly
“Whoa there Meisa, careful, that’s got Veff serrations, patching that wound up won’t be easy”
>you point the knife at Valentine
>”Put on your clothes. Now!”
>Valentine does as he is told and outs his underwear back on
>”Now sit onto the couch”
>you are not sure how to go from here but for now you need this human somewhere where you can keep an eye on it
“Can I at least put my blanket on? It’s chilly in here and I am a nude animal, no coat to keep me warm...”
>you sigh
>”Fine, just be quick about it”
“ok, ok”
>Valentine takes his blanket off and dusts it a bit, and then drapes it over himself in his usual manner and starts to make his way to the couch
>you keep the knife pointed at him
>and then his blanket shoots out and covers your head before you can even react
>you feel a grasp on the hoof holding the knife as you flail blindly, the blanket blinding you and your hooves not connecting with anything as your hurt wing aches at the blanket tugging it everywhere the wrong way
>the knife slips out of your grasp and the blanket comes off of you
>you gulp
>Valentine has the knife now and there is no telling what he will do now
>you look in fright as he raises the knife
>...and then folds the blade back into the handle and clips it onto his boxer shorts, spins the blanket back onto himself and flops onto the couch like a blankety cocoon
“Can’t let you cut me with one of my precious knives”
-
>you shoot off and grasp the knife into your hoof
>”I am going to castrate you you...you... Arrrgh just you!”
>Valentine lifts his hands up and his member un-erects rapidly
“Whoa there Meisa, careful, that’s got Veff serrations, patching that wound up won’t be easy”
>you point the knife at Valentine
>”Put on your clothes. Now!”
>Valentine does as he is told and outs his underwear back on
>”Now sit onto the couch”
>you are not sure how to go from here but for now you need this human somewhere where you can keep an eye on it
“Can I at least put my blanket on? It’s chilly in here and I am a nude animal, no coat to keep me warm...”
>you sigh
>”Fine, just be quick about it”
“ok, ok”
>Valentine takes his blanket off and dusts it a bit, and then drapes it over himself in his usual manner and starts to make his way to the couch
>you keep the knife pointed at him
>and then his blanket shoots out and covers your head before you can even react
>you feel a grasp on the hoof holding the knife as you flail blindly, the blanket blinding you and your hooves not connecting with anything as your hurt wing aches at the blanket tugging it everywhere the wrong way
>the knife slips out of your grasp and the blanket comes off of you
>you gulp
>Valentine has the knife now and there is no telling what he will do now
>you look in fright as he raises the knife
>...and then folds the blade back into the handle and clips it onto his boxer shorts, spins the blanket back onto himself and flops onto the couch like a blankety cocoon
“Can’t let you cut me with one of my precious knives”
-
>you scrunch your nose
>who the heck does this human think he is?
>Valentine just stares at you, waiting for your next move
>you casually walk up to him
>and then ram your head into his crotch with all the force you can muster from your mothpony body
>Valentine lets out a small oomph and you pull your head back from his loins
>the impact did not feel that powerful due to his blanket absorbing most of the impact
>Valentine looks at you with a cheeky grin
“Blanket, best defense anyone can have”
>you scrunch your nose even more in annoyance
“But I have to say Meisa, you’ve been aiming at my crotch a lot. You having some suppressed sexual urges or something going on?”
>your scrunch intensifies
-
>you decide to not start talking to this idiot in your house
>instead, you return your face to the calm composure it usually has and casually walk next to Valentine
>Valentine stares at you with curiosity
>you start to nibble on the blanket
"Meisa what are you doing?"
>you keep eating the blanket, ripping it easily as you munch more and more of it
>Valentine sits still but he looks panicked now
"Meisa stop"
>you pay no heed to him, like he would not even be in the room and keep wolfing down his blanket
"Meisa please!"
>pay no heed, just eat
>soon the last of his blanket dissapears into your mouth and Valentine is left on your couch, only wearing his red boxers and keeping his arms close to his body to preserve bodyheat
>you gracefully pick up a napkin from the coffee table near yoru couch and wipe your mouth gently
"Meisa that was my blanket..."
>"I don't care"
>you sit down onto the same couch as Valentine while he looks miserable
>you feel quite full now
>your wing reminds itself from its injury with a sting and you rub it a bit
>Valentine seems to take notice of this
"Want me to-"
>"no"
"oh, ok then..."
>and silence falls yet again, giving you some relaxation
-
>the two of you sit there in silence
>but then suddenly, just like that, you get the urge to suck his dick
>you turn to look at Valentine with bedroom eyes
"...what?"
>you scoot a little bit closer to him
"...Meisa you're making me nervous..."
>you place a hoof on his thigh and Valentine jumps a bit in surprise
"If you squeeze my balls again I will cut you"
>you lick your lips hungrily
>"How about I give them a lick instead~"
>Valentine just stares at you like you grew a vagina on your forehead and it started to spew goops of period all over the walls
"Meisa are y- WHOAH!"
>with one swift movement of your hooves, you ripped Valentines boxers in half and threw the piecess to the floor
>before Valentine has the chance to do anything else you move your face to his unerect member and give it a tasting lick
>tastes pretty much like a dick
>Valentine seems to not be against this as his member starts to awaken and you waste no time in taking it into your mouth
>it is rigid but soft on the outside, and incredibly warm
>you can feel the veiny texture in your mouth and you feel your own cheeks blush at your own arousal
>you can't believe you are doing this, sucking the member of someone of a completely different species
>but the wrong also feels sickleny right and dirty
>you quicken your pace of cocksucking as Valentine moans and grips the couch with his hands
"Meisa I'm going to-"
-
>you let out a squeak which seems to send Valentine over the edge and you feel his cock explode into your mouth
>his warm seed tastes pleasant, this man has been eating his pineapples
>you hungrily drink the cum with audible gulps as Valentine squirms on the couch in sexual ecstasy
“Meisa I came to ask you about that hu-“
>there is a gasp at your door
>you turn your head fast to see what is happening, letting go of Valentines cock as it wetly hits his thigh
>Hexferry is standing there, looking absolutely shocked and appalled
>some semen drops from your open mouth as you stare at Hexferry in shock
>your previous actions truly register into your head as you blush in shame, too shocked to move nor say anything
>Valentine just seems oblivious to the world as he enjoys the afterglow
>Hexferrys mouth moves a bit but no sound comes out as she looks at you, then Valentines crotch, then back at you, and then back at the crotch, and then at you again with her eyes twitching
-
>you swallow once more to get all of the gunk down and then greet Hexferry like nothing was happening
>”Hi Hexferry, did you need something?”
>Hexferry stares at you in shock as you sit back up on the couch and retract your face from Valentines crotch area
>speaking of the human, he seems to notice the new mothpony and gives Hexferry a small hello
“Meisa, w-what the hell are you doing?”
>”just having a snack”
>Hexferry stares at you in disbelief
“But, that, what, you were doing things to his penis!”
>you tilt your head slightly to the side as Valentine says “she sure did things allright” to you
>”Yes, and?”
“I-I-I need to go”
>Hexferry quickly shuts your door as she leaves
>now it’s just you and Valentine again
“Ummm... you sure you should have done that?”
>you just shrug your shoulders
>”Que sera sera~”
-
>”You are a complete dick you know that?”
>Valentine turns to look at you with a fake hurt look on his face
“Meisa, such language!”
>”You purposely got me into this situation and now my friend thinks I am some sort of a sexual freak”
“Well it was not me who decided to go and suck cock”
>”It is your fault”
>Valentine scratches his head
“...how?”
>you give out a grumpy humph
>”It just is”
“Ooookkk....”
>”your dick wasn’t even that great”
>Valentine gasps in shock
“Well you certainly were enjoying it a while ago”
>”Only because I had to enjoy it!”
>Valentine rolls his eyes
“Women”
>you roll your eyes
>”Men”
>and then the both of you sit there grumpily while silently hating one another
>”How about you just leave?”
>Valentine points at his nude body
“Well I can’t do it since some mothpony decided to eat my blanket and rip my underwear apart”
>”It’s your own fault for letting them get eaten and ripped”
“Aaaagh!”
>Valentine crosses his arms and humphs angrily and you cross your hooves and humph angrily
-
>”Why are you even wearing something that rips so easily?”
“They feel so good against my skin, it’s like I am wearing nothing at all”
>you raise an eyebrow at Valentine
>”shouldn’t that feel bad?”
“I like being in the nude”
>you decide to not question that
>”You’re in the closet aren’t you?”
>Valentine looks surprised”
“What do you mean?”
>”You’re gay aren’t you? I saw you checking that colt out that I invited in before you made them spread false rumors”
>Valentine scoffs at you
“I allowed you to suck my cock; the most I am is a closet bisexual”
>”Still gay”
“Well you’re gay”
>”I sucked your dick and enjoyed it so no”
>as Valentine grins like a maniac you can’t help but to blush a bit at your screw-up
“Meisa, you like my cock don’t you?”
>”Shut up!”
>Valentine shuts up but still ahs that shit-eating grin on his face
>and it annoys you, you need to get rid of this troublesome human fast
>”If I’ll give you something to wear will you leave?”
>Valentine ponders for a bit
“Yeah, it’s getting late and I feel like I want to just lie down and sleep, having my balls drained and all. I could even sleep he-”
>”Not happening”
>You get up and go to your closet
>the only thing you have that Valentine could use as clothing is your panties
>you curse for only having designer panties, feeling bad at giving up such a high class item
>there, the black lace ones that are your least favorite
>you return to Valentine who’s still contaminating your couch with his bare ass
>”Here, wear this”
>you throw the panties to Valentine who catches them and examines them in his hands
“See-trough black lace, how lewd~”
>you roll your eyes as Valentine gets up and starts to put the panties on
>soon Valentine has something on but you are sure that putting on clothes made him even more obscene than he was naked
“Tight, but I can see why some people get off to this”
>you notice his bulge starts to grow a bit
>”Ok time for you to go”
>you push Valentine out of your house and slam the door shut and then make your way to your couch
>it has been tiring and you need a nap
>you hear a scream from outside, some other unfortunate moth must have seen Valentine
>not your problem anymore
>humans are troublesome