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- [GRAVELLY VOICE] Pretzel Fang.
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- [♪ TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [WOMAN] 'Los Angeles.
- 4
- 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,945
- 'I call it
- the City of Bullshitters.
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- 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,556
- 'Who am I to judge?
- 6
- 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,129
- 'I live here, too.
- 7
- 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:44,837
- 'This place will suck
- the life right out of you.
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- 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,873
- 'Some people pick themselves up
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- 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,477
- 'after getting the shit
- knocked out of them.
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- 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:56,782
- 'Others break down
- like an old station wagon.
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- 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:04,556
- 'We can try to put off
- the inevitable...
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- 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:11,463
- 'but everything breaks down
- eventually.
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- 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,143
- 'Even a person's spirit.
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- 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,214
- 'But Moose...
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- 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,620
- 'he's unbreakable.'
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- 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:38,657
- [♪ MUSIC PLAYING
- WITH INCREASING INTENSITY]
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- 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,545
- [DOORBELL JINGLES]
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- 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,951
- - Hey, Aaron.
- - Chocolate Moose.
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- 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:09,388
- [SIGHS] I can't talk too long.
- I got to poo.
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- 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,923
- Oh.
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- 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,792
- [SIGHS] So...
- 22
- 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,094
- - what's new with you?
- - Nothing, just these thieves
- 23
- 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,963
- trying to take pictures
- of my stuff.
- 24
- 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,666
- See if they can get it cheaper
- on eBay. It's brutal.
- 25
- 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,234
- You wanna know
- what's new with me?
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- 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,870
- You got Martin Sheen's autograph
- on my "Badlands" poster?
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- 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,440
- Nope. I'm going to a party
- tonight with Hunter Dunbar.
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- 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,541
- - Really?
- - Yep.
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- 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,076
- - Hunter Dunbar?
- - Yep.
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- 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,044
- How'd that happen?
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- 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,046
- I got invited to
- the cast and crew party
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- 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,648
- - of "The Friday Night Killer".
- - Huh!
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- 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:40,118
- Well, somebody's
- moving up in the world.
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- 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,587
- Well, that's cool, but...
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- 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,288
- I'm gonna have a lot
- of Dunbar autographs myself
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- 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,391
- - after this weekend.
- - Oh, yeah? Why's that?
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- 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,293
- He's coming into the store.
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- 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,530
- You're the Moose.
- You don't know this?
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- 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,931
- What?
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- 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:56,034
- He's signing copies
- of his new book tomorrow night.
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- 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,836
- - What?
- - Here.
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- 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,908
- [BREATHING NERVOUSLY]
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- 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,076
- Ah.
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- 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,545
- Why didn't you tell me
- this was actually happening?
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- 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,647
- It just came together.
- What am I supposed to do?
- 46
- 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,148
- Call you on your moped?
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- 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,517
- Is he signing collectibles
- or just the book?
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- 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:15,020
- No, just the book.
- And you got to buy it here,
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- 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,888
- and you got to have a receipt.
- I'm checking.
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- 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,624
- I got some special things
- at home,
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- 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,792
- but I need something
- super special.
- 52
- 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,395
- Well, you've had your mitts
- on just about everything we got.
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- 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,431
- We got those lobby cars, and
- the Carver one, two, and four.
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- 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,033
- Somebody fucking stole three.
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- 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,736
- The British Quad
- for "Ghost Train".
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- 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:36,041
- You are such an idiot.
- "Ghost Train" is so typical.
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- 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,678
- I need something... I need...
- I need something rememberable.
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- 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,713
- Is that a word, Moose?
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- 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:50,856
- Well, this idiot still has...
- this vest.
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- 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,861
- - [CHUCKLES]
- - That's "Space Vampires".
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- 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,797
- - Is it still $800?
- - Listen,
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- 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:02,234
- it's never really been an item
- in the Moose range.
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- 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:04,236
- Yeah, but make it cheaper.
- Look, you...
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- 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:06,305
- How many times do I come in here
- to this store?
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- 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,141
- How many times do I spend
- my hard-earned money
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- 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,342
- in that cash register?
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- 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:13,345
- And how many times have we had
- this exact discussion?
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- 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:16,281
- I got $300, that's all I have.
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- Please let me have the vest.
- Please?
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- Please?
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- I don't know why
- it is so hard for me
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- to say no to you, Moose.
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- I want your $300,
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- and I want you to pay it
- by the end of this year.
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- Yes, sir!
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- I want you to have it.
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- 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:44,543
- And don't forget it
- tomorrow either.
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- 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,112
- - [CHUCKLES]
- - Oh, my God.
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- 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,682
- Moose, that's stupid
- putting it on backwards.
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- 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,151
- [FIRMLY] I know.
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- 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,453
- [LAUGHING]
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- 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,742
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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- 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,019
- [MOPED ROARING]
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- 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:31,977
- [♪ SURRENDERDOROTHY:
- "THEBESTVERSIONOFMYSELF"]
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- 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:42,921
- ♪ When the sun leaks
- through the shades ♪
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- 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:47,526
- ♪ I see your point of view ♪
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- 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:54,032
- ♪ I could say
- everything's OK... ♪
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- 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,870
- [MUMBLING]
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- 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,409
- It's a pleasure to meet you,
- Mr. Dunbar.
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- 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,311
- Come on, come on.
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- 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,213
- It's a pleasure to meet you,
- Mr. Dunbar.
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- 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,149
- I have every one
- of your VHS's and DVD's.
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- 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,119
- It's, like, everybody says that.
- Say something sm...
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- 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,088
- I don't... I'm... [GROANS]
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- 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,157
- [SOFTLY]
- Say something different.
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- 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,192
- Say something...
- No, I should tell him...
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- 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,461
- Oh, oh, my God, he'll love this.
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- 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,264
- You were really rad
- in "Vampire Killers".
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- 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,432
- Oh?
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- 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:31,036
- You want me to call you
- by your first name?
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- 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:34,272
- Hi, Hunter.
- This is a one and only shirt,
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- 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,675
- but I could tell you where to...
- get it,
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- 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,611
- but there won't be any there.
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- He's gonna love me.
- He's gonna love me!
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- [WOMAN] 'I put some of the blame
- on myself.
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- 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,426
- 'I just wanted to be
- a good friend.'
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- 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,770
- Hey, Moose. Sorry I'm late.
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- 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,405
- What took you so long, Leah?
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- 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,874
- I've been waiting here, like,
- 200 hours.
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- 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,077
- - I know.
- - Seriously, I was gonna leave.
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- 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,412
- Sorry. I'm sorry. OK?
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- 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,148
- The party's just starting
- to ramp up anyway.
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- 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,284
- Did you bring the cutters?
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- 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,960
- Scissors, dude?
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- 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,730
- I said bolt cutters.
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- 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,998
- I don't know what they are.
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- 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,333
- Couldn't you just go
- to a hardware store?
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- 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,169
- I mean, Dunbar has to be worth
- a trip to little Home Depot.
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- 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,039
- He sure is. You think
- he'll like my shirt?
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- 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,607
- This is, like,
- my best horror shirt.
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- 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:47,579
- - Do you think he'll like it?
- - Yeah, he'll... he'll like it.
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- 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:51,182
- You know what? We're gonna
- do this the old fashioned way.
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- 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,052
- OK, you're gonna get up here.
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- 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,858
- You're gonna put your foot
- into my hand.
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- 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,927
- You're gonna reach high,
- and then...
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- 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,764
- you'll pull yourself over, OK?
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- 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,732
- Alright.
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- 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,534
- Up.
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- 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,469
- One. Two. Three.
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- 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,438
- [MOOSE GROANS]
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- 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,474
- Whoa, Nelly.
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- 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,346
- It's ju... [GROANS]
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- 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,449
- Oh, my God. Moose, are you OK?
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- 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,052
- Am I alright?
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- 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,121
- I mean, you sound alright.
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- 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,023
- Is my shirt alright?
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- 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,925
- [LEAH] I'm sure
- your shirt is fine.
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- 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,094
- This is not a good idea!
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- 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,497
- Just get Hunter Dunbar's
- autograph and split, OK?
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- 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,067
- [PANTING]
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- 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,845
- Hey there. Can I get you
- a drink, sir?
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- 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,448
- - Hmm?
- - Can I get you a drink?
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- 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,385
- I'll just have
- a strawberry milkshake
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- 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,986
- with real ice cream, please.
- 147
- 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,089
- Yeah, we don't...
- we don't have milkshakes,
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- 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,458
- but I can make you a cocktail
- or pour you a soda?
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- 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,728
- [SIGHS] No, thanks.
- I just want a shake.
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- 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,164
- - May I ask you a question?
- - Sure.
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- 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,734
- - Is Hunter Dunbar here tonight?
- - Who?
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- 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,403
- Hunter Dun...
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- 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,708
- [GRUMBLES]
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- 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,551
- [GAGS]
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- 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,654
- [COUGHS]
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- 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,736
- Excuse me, Amanda?
- Excuse me, Amanda?
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- 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,672
- Hi.
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- 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,141
- How are you this evening?
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- 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,310
- Um, I'm wonderful,
- thank you. And you?
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- 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,646
- I'm just fine.
- Thank you for asking.
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- 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:05,150
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Your... Your movie is amazing,
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- 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,652
- and you're going to be
- amazing in it.
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- 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:11,189
- - Thank you. That's so sweet.
- - I love your shirt.
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- 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,259
- It's the only one in the world.
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- 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,327
- [AMANDA CHUCKLES]
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- 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,398
- Hmm.
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- 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,966
- I'm a really big fan of yours,
- Amanda.
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- 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,603
- I really think your work
- is solid and minutes into days,
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- 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,106
- and I think you're really good
- in "Kill or Be Killed".
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- 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,575
- You should do more
- horror pictures, Amanda.
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- 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,443
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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- 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,279
- You're a great Final Girl.
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- 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,581
- You certainly know my work.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,216
- Yeah.
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- 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,085
- Do you know where
- Hunter Dunbar is tonight?
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- 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,521
- Uh... Hunter? Well, you know,
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- 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:48,059
- I believe Hunter is at his son's
- elementary school play.
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- 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,961
- You know,
- all those kids must think
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- 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,231
- that Hunter is some, sorta like,
- real-life action hero.
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- 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,834
- - Great!
- - Oh!
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- 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,302
- No outside bags allowed.
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- 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,071
- I need... I need to get
- an autograph from Amanda.
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- 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,340
- Just let me have
- one autograph, Amanda.
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- 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,775
- That's enough, let's go.
- Come on.
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- 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,311
- No, don't... You... Don't
- let him do this to me, Amanda.
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- 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,847
- I'm a fan.
- I'm her number one fan.
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- 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,415
- Stop it! Stop it!
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- 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,984
- Stop it! I came here
- to see Hunter Dunbar.
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- 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,788
- Leah! Leah! Leah!
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- 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,657
- [CLEARS THROAT]
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- 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:24,529
- [BANGING ON DOOR]
- 192
- 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,564
- [♪ LEBANON HANOVER:
- "GALLOWDANCE"]
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- 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,434
- - [BANGING CONTINUES]
- - Who is it?
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- 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,836
- [LEAH] Open the door!
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- 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,440
- I just wanted an autograph!
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- 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,476
- - Open the door, Moose!
- - [BANGING ON DOOR]
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- 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,752
- I put my neck on the line
- for you,
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- 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,688
- so that you could continue
- with your freaky little hobby
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- 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,757
- collecting autographs
- like a child,
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- 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,426
- and this is how you repay me?
- By acting like a maniac?
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- 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,496
- "Maniac", that's a great movie.
- Not the crappy remake.
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- 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,765
- That was overrated.
- It's the new one I like.
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- 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,700
- - Don't change the subject.
- - It was, it...
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- 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,271
- It was Amanda
- who got me kicked out, Leah.
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- 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,206
- She was the one being
- a celebutard.
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- 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,807
- Well, it doesn't matter,
- Moose, OK?
- 207
- 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,510
- Because I have to pay the rent,
- and this camera is how I do it.
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- 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,912
- If you can't respect that,
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- 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,914
- then this is the last favor
- I'm ever doing for you.
- 210
- 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,383
- Hunter Dunbar
- wasn't even there last night.
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- 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,652
- You promised that he'd be there.
- 212
- 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,290
- Do not... raise...
- your voice at me.
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- 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,158
- Not a good look, Moose.
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- 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,928
- I can do what I want.
- You're not my mom.
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- 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:39,637
- ♪ Dance with me the gallowdance
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- 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,574
- ♪ As disorientated...
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- 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,044
- - [BLOWS HARD]
- - ♪ ...as you can ♪
- 218
- 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,855
- That was hysterical.
- 219
- 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,328
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
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- 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,865
- [BRITISH ACCENT] Poppycock!
- 221
- 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,335
- Poppycock!
- 222
- 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,315
- [♪ DRUMS PLAYING]
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- 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,256
- [BRITISH ACCENT] Hello. Welcome
- to Hol... Welcome to Hollywood.
- 224
- 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,992
- Welcome to Hollywood...
- 225
- 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,527
- [EXAGGERATING ACCENT]
- where dreams are made of.
- 226
- 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,596
- Place where dreams are made of.
- 227
- 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,399
- Where dreams are made...
- 228
- 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,170
- London Bridge
- is right over there.
- 229
- 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,672
- It's over...
- 230
- 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,775
- The Beatles are here!
- The Beatles are here!
- 231
- 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,912
- - Hello, Tricy.
- - [RECORDING] 'Hello, Tracy.'
- 232
- 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,314
- Hello, Tricy.
- 233
- 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,850
- Jack the Ripper.
- Jack the Ripper.
- 234
- 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,052
- [CROWD APPLAUDING]
- 235
- 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,487
- What's up, LA?
- 236
- 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:06,124
- I am the Boulevard's premiere
- multimedia entertainer,
- 237
- 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,127
- and extreme performance artist
- here to astonish you...
- 238
- 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,129
- and leave you breathless.
- Alright?
- 239
- 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,631
- Now, my name is Todd...
- 240
- 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,335
- but some folks, they call me
- Todd the God. Alright? [LAUGHS]
- 241
- 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,771
- And I'm about
- to blow your minds, alright?
- 242
- 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,407
- Now you all came to see
- an amazing show, right?
- 243
- 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,708
- [CHEERING] Yeah!
- 244
- 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,309
- Alright, now
- before I prove to you
- 245
- 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,979
- that I am the most hardcore
- illusionist on the Boulevard,
- 246
- 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:32,216
- can I please get some brave soul
- to test this nail for me
- 247
- 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,419
- to prove it's not a fake?
- 248
- 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,522
- Shh! Shh!
- 249
- 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,324
- Is that the "Quine"?
- 250
- 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:45,096
- [TODD] You heard it hear, folks.
- It's real... and it's hard.
- 251
- 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,533
- [CACKLES] Alright.
- 252
- 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,437
- - [TODD GROANS]
- - [CROWD GASPS]
- 253
- 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,439
- [GROANING]
- 254
- 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,876
- [GRUNTING]
- 255
- 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,846
- - [SCREAMING]
- - [GIRL SCREAMS]
- 256
- 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,982
- [CHEERING]
- 257
- 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,518
- [TODD] Oh, yeah! Ha-ha!
- 258
- 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,054
- Man, I love this shit!
- 259
- 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,590
- Whoo! Come on, come on,
- get your money out.
- 260
- 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,192
- Right now.
- Money in these buckets.
- 261
- 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,594
- Come on, look at this. Ah...
- 262
- 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,931
- There we go, keep 'em coming.
- Keep 'em coming. Come on.
- 263
- 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,700
- This is one-of-a-kind
- entertainment right here.
- 264
- 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,204
- Right on the streets of
- Hollywood! Todd the God, baby!
- 265
- 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,672
- Whoo!
- 266
- 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,475
- - Man, is this really it?
- - How about that, motherfucker?
- 267
- 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,510
- I'm doing all the fucking
- dangerous work.
- 268
- 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,346
- - Fuck you, Slim!
- - Oh, yeah? Huh?
- 269
- 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:39,450
- - Yeah, go fuck yourself.
- - Good luck, you fucking pussy!
- 270
- 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,486
- - Fuck off!
- - Piece of shit.
- 271
- 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,922
- Fucking bullshi... Hey, Moose!
- 272
- 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,625
- Hey, man, why the wash?
- Sorry about Slim's behavior.
- 273
- 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,994
- I got to go, Todd.
- I'm meeting with Hunter Dunbar.
- 274
- 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:53,097
- - Hunter Dumbbell, huh?
- - Hunter Dunbar!
- 275
- 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,199
- He happens to be the best actor
- on the planet.
- 276
- 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,868
- OK, well, why haven't you
- introduced me, Moose?
- 277
- 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,170
- I don't even know him yet, Todd.
- 278
- 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,039
- We can do that later. Right now,
- I got to proposition for you.
- 279
- 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,908
- Slim and I, we just ended
- our partnership,
- 280
- 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,577
- and I want you to fill in
- for him. Alright?
- 281
- 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,846
- - I don't want to.
- - Look, it's easy, OK?
- 282
- 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,582
- I do all the hard work
- hypnotizing the masses,
- 283
- 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,151
- you just need to pick
- a couple pockets.
- 284
- 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,952
- I don't want to, Todd!
- 285
- 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,623
- You don't respect the Boulevard
- and you don't respect the fans.
- 286
- 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,592
- - And I don't steal from people.
- - People? People?
- 287
- 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,263
- They're not people, Moose!
- They're fucking tourists!
- 288
- 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,967
- - Moose, where you been?
- - It's not over yet, is it?
- 289
- 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,170
- Relax, relax.
- We've got to get you in line.
- 290
- 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,573
- - Have you got the vest?
- - I sure do. Is he gonna sign?
- 291
- 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,276
- - Is he gonna sign?
- - Moose, shh.
- 292
- 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,711
- - Go right in.
- - Yo, man, chill.
- 293
- 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,713
- - I'm sorry.
- - What the hell?
- 294
- 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,083
- - I got Vis a Vis markers.
- - Yeah, great. Cool.
- 295
- 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,885
- - You can use one if you want.
- - Awesome.
- 296
- 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,754
- [HUNTER] Who am I
- making this out to?
- 297
- 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,124
- - [WOMAN] It's, uh, Alex.
- - Alex. Alex.
- 298
- 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,694
- "To... Alex, best wishes..."
- 299
- 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,631
- - There you go.
- - Thanks.
- 300
- 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,247
- - [SLAMS BOOK SHUT]
- - Thank you.
- 301
- 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,548
- [MAN] Thank you.
- Have a good day.
- 302
- 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,283
- [HUNTER] Thanks for coming by.
- 303
- 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,553
- Excuse me, Mr. Dunbar. There's
- a woman named Brenda out back?
- 304
- 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,655
- She says she needs
- to speak to you.
- 305
- 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,524
- Says it's important.
- I don't know.
- 306
- 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,026
- OK.
- 307
- 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,196
- - Alright.
- - It's just out back over here.
- 308
- 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,598
- Excuse me.
- 309
- 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,501
- - Aaron, he's leaving.
- - Oh, Moo...
- 310
- 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,969
- - Is he gonna sign?
- - Moose...
- 311
- 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,971
- - Aaron, he's leaving.
- - Moose, it's OK.
- 312
- 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,907
- - Is he gonna sign?
- - Moose, he's gonna sign.
- 313
- 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,611
- - Oh.
- - [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 314
- 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,214
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- 315
- 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,085
- Hey, buddy.
- 316
- 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,291
- What the hell you doing here?
- 317
- 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,993
- Maybe you could remember
- that I have date tonight.
- 318
- 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,828
- - You said you'd watch Tanner.
- - [DOOR CLOSES]
- 319
- 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,930
- - Tonight?
- - [MOOSE] Mr. Dunbar?
- 320
- 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,332
- - Look, I messed up.
- - Mr. Dunbar.
- 321
- 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,635
- I was the next fan in line.
- I think you forgot.
- 322
- 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,771
- Just... just take it easy,
- buddy. Take it easy.
- 323
- 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,572
- - I sure will.
- - Just give me a minute, OK?
- 324
- 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,642
- I sure will.
- Thank you, Mr. Dunbar.
- 325
- 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,280
- You thought it was OK
- to bring him here?
- 326
- 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,249
- It's not OK.
- 327
- 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,619
- OK, alright. OK. OK.
- 328
- 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,221
- I'm... I'm sorry. I fucked up.
- 329
- 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,057
- [SOFTLY] Yeah.
- 330
- 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:08,192
- Clearly this means a lot to you.
- 331
- 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,361
- Clearly.
- 332
- 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,862
- You know what I'm gonna do?
- 333
- 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,631
- Tomorrow I'm gonna call you
- 334
- 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,668
- and you can unload whatever
- it is you want to unload on me.
- 335
- 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,238
- Get it all off your chest, OK?
- 336
- 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:26,043
- [LAUGHS] You're
- so full of shit, Hunter.
- 337
- 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,879
- But you're a great actor.
- 338
- 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,582
- - [ENGINE STARTS]
- - You got thirty minutes.
- 339
- 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,384
- [HUNTER] Fuck!
- 340
- 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,121
- I'm on your side.
- 341
- 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:40,091
- You're the best, Mr. Dunbar.
- You're the best.
- 342
- 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,360
- You need to learn
- some fucking manners, buddy.
- 343
- 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,761
- I'm sorry, Mr. Dunbar, but...
- 344
- 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,963
- I have every VHS,
- I have every DVD.
- 345
- 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,932
- You're so rad in "Warriors",
- 346
- 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,967
- I just don't want you
- not to sign my stuff.
- 347
- 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,736
- You came to the place,
- but I'm officially done.
- 348
- 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,971
- But wait till you see
- the special items I have.
- 349
- 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,073
- This is "Space Vampires".
- 350
- 00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,378
- How about I sign your face
- with my fucking fists?
- 351
- 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,180
- That's a collector's item you're
- not gonna want to take home.
- 352
- 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,015
- Trust me.
- 353
- 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,151
- Yes, sir.
- 354
- 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,627
- [MOOSE] Can I ask you
- a question?
- 355
- 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,995
- [LEAH] Mm-hmm.
- 356
- 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,298
- How do you guys
- find celebrity houses?
- 357
- 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,467
- How do you find them?
- 358
- 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,136
- Why do you ask?
- 359
- 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,072
- Well, is it difficult?
- 360
- 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,441
- Is it difficult to find
- famous people's houses?
- 361
- 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:34,612
- Well, uh... Well, I mean,
- sometimes it can be tricky,
- 362
- 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,481
- but we have our ways.
- 363
- 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,950
- Do you think that...
- that it would be difficult
- 364
- 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,385
- to find Hunter Dunbar's house?
- 365
- 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:44,021
- [SNICKERS] I can't think
- of one good reason
- 366
- 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:47,057
- why you, of all people should
- know where Hunter Dunbar lives.
- 367
- 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:50,294
- I just... I wanna see
- how successful he is.
- 368
- 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,531
- OK. Cool.
- 369
- 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:57,301
- Um... well, if I want to get
- a really embarrassing shot
- 370
- 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,671
- of some hung-over celebutard
- in his bathrobe
- 371
- 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,006
- at some other celebutard's
- house,
- 372
- 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,842
- I use my handy dandy
- Star Map app.
- 373
- 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,044
- - Star Map app?
- - Yeah.
- 374
- 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,547
- It is...
- 375
- 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,515
- right there.
- 376
- 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:13,184
- Holy cow, Batman.
- 377
- 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,386
- - Pretty cool, right?
- - Is this for real?
- 378
- 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:19,056
- Yeah. Well, sometimes, I mean,
- if the address is wrong
- 379
- 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,658
- you'll still see a celebrity,
- 380
- 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,393
- because, I mean,
- they all live up there.
- 381
- 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:25,296
- So either way,
- cha-ching for me, you know?
- 382
- 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,798
- Ah. [GASPS]
- 383
- 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:31,669
- OK. I'm downloading.
- 384
- 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,771
- Wait, Moose. You...
- 385
- 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,873
- You have to promise me, OK?
- 386
- 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,308
- You have to be careful.
- 387
- 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,110
- I don't want you to be accused
- of stalking.
- 388
- 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:43,147
- [SCOFFS] That's hilarious.
- 389
- 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:47,618
- - I'm not an idiot.
- - No. I know you're not.
- 390
- 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,753
- Alright. You can have one.
- 391
- 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,322
- - One?
- - Yup.
- 392
- 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,390
- Thanks.
- 393
- 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:56,460
- I love you, Moosey.
- 394
- 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,965
- I love you.
- 395
- 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:05,936
- Leah, pick up, pick up,
- pick up. Pick up!
- 396
- 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,340
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
- 397
- 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:15,679
- - Hello?
- - 'Leah! I got to thank you.'
- 398
- 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,848
- Thank you, thank you, so much.
- 399
- 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,917
- 'OK, calm down.
- Thank me for what?'
- 400
- 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,319
- The Star Map app. It's awesome!
- 401
- 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:24,622
- It's so awesome.
- Ben Affleck's house.
- 402
- 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,091
- 'I saw his house. It's so big.
- 403
- 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:29,293
- 'Did you know he has two pools?'
- 404
- 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:33,030
- And James Franco
- lives 15 minutes away from me.
- 405
- 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,466
- Fifteen minutes.
- He's practically my neighbor.
- 406
- 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:39,904
- And Jaime Lee Curtis, her bar
- is so big. It's so big, Leah.
- 407
- 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,739
- OK, Moose.
- 408
- 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,574
- Just remember what I said, OK?
- 409
- 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,243
- Don't worry. Don't worry.
- Please don't worry.
- 410
- 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,513
- OK, Moosey out.
- I got to go. I got to go.
- 411
- 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,257
- 'Dear Mr. Dunbar,
- 412
- 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:04,295
- 'I am writing you because
- I really care about you.
- 413
- 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:08,265
- 'I met you at the Hollywood
- Book and Poster Shop.
- 414
- 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:11,969
- 'You made it clear
- that I bothered you,
- 415
- 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:15,239
- 'and that's the last thing
- I wanted to do.'
- 416
- 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,576
- [SIGHS]
- 417
- 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,182
- 'I have seen all your movies.
- 418
- 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,117
- 'I love, love, love them.
- 419
- 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:32,423
- 'But I waited in line
- for over an hour to meet you,
- 420
- 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:35,492
- 'and you didn't even
- take the time
- 421
- 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:38,095
- 'to give me one autograph.
- 422
- 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:41,999
- 'I even spent all my money
- to buy your vest.'
- 423
- 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:46,136
- Oh, yeah. I'll draw
- a picture of... the vest.
- 424
- 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:49,840
- 'Please take more time
- to show your fans
- 425
- 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,742
- 'how much you care about them.
- 426
- 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,712
- 'Without us, you're nothing.'
- 427
- 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,747
- This is gonna do it.
- 428
- 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,883
- 'P.S. Will you please
- sign my vest
- 429
- 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:03,454
- 'and follow me on social media?'
- 430
- 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,656
- [NERVOUS BREATHING]
- 431
- 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,324
- 'Love...
- 432
- 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:11,996
- 'Moose.'
- 433
- 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,301
- 2845.
- 434
- 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,902
- 2845.
- 435
- 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,604
- 28... Alright.
- 436
- 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,473
- 284...
- 437
- 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,055
- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
- 438
- 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,029
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 439
- 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,237
- Hey!
- 440
- 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,209
- Hey.
- 441
- 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,246
- Can I help you?
- 442
- 00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,953
- Hey, Danny. Why don't you go
- inside the house for a second
- 443
- 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,722
- and fire up the Xbox, alright?
- 444
- 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:14,024
- I'll be in in a minute.
- 445
- 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,697
- Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny.
- 446
- 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:37,614
- I don't know what
- you're doing outside my house
- 447
- 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:41,585
- like some deaf, mute pervert,
- but I suggest you keep moving.
- 448
- 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:44,421
- Unless you want trouble.
- 449
- 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:48,125
- - You want trouble?
- - I sure don't. I sure don't.
- 450
- 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,394
- Here's a letter for you.
- 451
- 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,996
- - It's a letter.
- - You wrote a letter?
- 452
- 00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,798
- I don't accept letters here.
- 453
- 00:28:57,670 --> 00:29:01,271
- Listen, pal,
- I don't know how you found me,
- 454
- 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,041
- but I don't ever want to see you
- in this neighborhood again.
- 455
- 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,476
- OK? You understand?
- 456
- 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,377
- I just want your autograph,
- Mr. Dunbar.
- 457
- 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,080
- I collect autographs.
- And I bought your...
- 458
- 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,649
- I bought your vest
- from "Vampire Killers".
- 459
- 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:16,320
- It was $300. See?
- 460
- 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:18,422
- What, are you some sorta
- freak autograph hound
- 461
- 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,691
- that won't leave me
- the fuck alone?
- 462
- 00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:22,960
- You can't just come
- to my private residence
- 463
- 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,062
- looking for me.
- 464
- 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,131
- [SIGHS]
- 465
- 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,034
- [CHUCKLES]
- You want my autograph?
- 466
- 00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:32,669
- Give me the pen.
- 467
- 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:35,706
- Thank you.
- 468
- 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,442
- I got your autograph.
- 469
- 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,044
- - Right there...
- - [GROANS]
- 470
- 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:45,282
- - Is my autograph.
- - [WRITING ON SHIRT]
- 471
- 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:49,253
- Now get the fuck out of here.
- 472
- 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,413
- [LEAH] 'They say you should
- never meet your heroes.
- 473
- 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:19,416
- 'But meeting them's
- not the problem.
- 474
- 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,486
- 'It's when you get too close.
- 475
- 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:28,492
- 'Close enough to see
- what's behind the mask.
- 476
- 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,532
- 'That's a line
- they don't want you to cross.'
- 477
- 00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:54,952
- [GROANING]
- 478
- 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,727
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- 479
- 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,635
- [BRITISH ACCENT]
- 'Ello, little boy.
- 480
- 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,371
- You want to take
- a photograph with me?
- 481
- 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:17,207
- - [RECORDING] '...my mate Dave.'
- - Did you see my mate Dave?
- 482
- 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,675
- 'No worries.'
- 483
- 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,410
- I'm not really from London,
- you know?
- 484
- 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,313
- A lot of people think
- I'm from London.
- 485
- 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:24,548
- But I'm not.
- 486
- 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,817
- - [APPLAUDING]
- - [TODD] Come on!
- 487
- 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:32,389
- - You seem to know your stuff.
- - I sure do. I sure do.
- 488
- 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,258
- But not like that Todd guy.
- 489
- 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,927
- He's not a God.
- He's full of doo-doo.
- 490
- 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:42,766
- He doesn't respect Hollywood.
- I... I respect Hollywood. Yeah.
- 491
- 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:45,469
- [BRITISH ACCENT]
- Alright, true love?
- 492
- 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,907
- [REGULAR VOICE] You're
- really good. You're really good.
- 493
- 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:52,342
- You're so good. Let me just...
- 494
- 00:31:57,850 --> 00:32:01,251
- Don't forget to see the
- Wax Museum before you go home.
- 495
- 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,689
- [COUGHING]
- 496
- 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,125
- [SLIM] Ah!
- 'Sup, fucking gaylord?
- 497
- 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:11,228
- Hey, hey, oh, oh.
- Don't arrest me, Officer.
- 498
- 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,863
- It wasn't me. No, I swear.
- 499
- 00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:15,165
- I swear I didn't even know
- she was still in high school.
- 500
- 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,433
- [SLIM] He didn't.
- 501
- 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,368
- Ah, what you doing here,
- Moose, huh?
- 502
- 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,270
- Did you make some serious money?
- 503
- 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:23,006
- - No, it was pretty slow.
- - Oh, slow, huh?
- 504
- 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:24,775
- You call that slow? See?
- 505
- 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,576
- I... I call that ball.
- 506
- 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,412
- A little fake blood.
- A little movie magic.
- 507
- 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:29,846
- You like movies,
- don't you, Moose?
- 508
- 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,416
- That's what's up.
- Come on, dude. Let's celebrate.
- 509
- 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,351
- You do the honors, Slim.
- You fucking earned it today.
- 510
- 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,720
- You know, I think
- he should do the honors.
- 511
- 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,456
- Would you like
- to do these honors?
- 512
- 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:43,060
- - I think he fuckin' would!
- - Yeah, suck it, huh?
- 513
- 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,930
- [WAILS] Oh, man!
- 514
- 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:50,500
- Yo, when I'm high, it's like the
- money rains from the heavens,
- 515
- 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,669
- right into my pocket.
- 516
- 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,304
- Then why do you steal
- from people?
- 517
- 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,541
- - Why do you steal from people?
- - Whoa, whoa, what'd you say?
- 518
- 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,309
- Something about stealing?
- 519
- 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,544
- You didn't say nothing.
- 520
- 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,245
- And that's the way
- you're gonna keep it.
- 521
- 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,381
- Give the guy a break.
- 522
- 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:07,718
- He's working his ass off
- out there, do righty. Just...
- 523
- 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,721
- He just does it a little bit
- different than we do.
- 524
- 00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:13,557
- - Everything OK in here?
- - Yeah.
- 525
- 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,492
- We're just talking about
- the Dodgers, Dick.
- 526
- 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,528
- Why can't you
- leave this guy alone, huh?
- 527
- 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,897
- Now get out of here,
- you degenerates.
- 528
- 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:23,700
- Bye-bye, Moosey.
- 529
- 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,770
- Keepin' two eyes on you, Moose.
- 530
- 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,040
- That's not very nice, Dick.
- 531
- 00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:32,376
- OK?
- 532
- 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:37,547
- Why are you letting those freaks
- push you around like that?
- 533
- 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,082
- They're just playing.
- 534
- 00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:40,717
- You're a good guy, Moose!
- 535
- 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,919
- You shouldn't be messing around
- with those fools.
- 536
- 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:44,755
- They're just playing.
- 537
- 00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:47,557
- You can't let people
- keep shitting on you.
- 538
- 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,226
- One day,
- you're gonna need to learn
- 539
- 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,994
- how to stand up for yourself.
- 540
- 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:54,064
- You're gonna have to learn
- how to fight back.
- 541
- 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,633
- OK?
- 542
- 00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:57,834
- I'm late.
- 543
- 00:33:57,836 --> 00:33:59,936
- I've got to go.
- 544
- 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,611
- [LEAH] 'I have no idea
- 545
- 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:11,381
- 'why Moose would go back
- to that man's house.
- 546
- 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,852
- But I suppose
- when you find the cookie jar...
- 547
- 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:20,023
- it's hard to not go back
- for more.
- 548
- 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,570
- [SIGHS]
- 549
- 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:53,623
- [GROANS]
- 550
- 00:34:58,697 --> 00:34:59,729
- [GASPS]
- 551
- 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:05,836
- I did it. I did it.
- 552
- 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,420
- Why would Hunter Dunbar
- let this die?
- 553
- 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:26,022
- - [BANGING ON WINDOW]
- - [WOMAN] Hey!
- 554
- 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,892
- Get out!
- 555
- 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:31,495
- - [BANGS ON WINDOW]
- - Get out of here!
- 556
- 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,952
- What are you doing? You trying
- to give me a heart attack?
- 557
- 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,754
- Of course not.
- 558
- 00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:00,023
- You can't just sneak up
- on people like that, Moose.
- 559
- 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:02,692
- I almost had a shot of Conrad
- Hall walking outta Earth Bar.
- 560
- 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,162
- Earth Bar sucks - no milkshakes.
- 561
- 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:07,998
- Yeah, well, your best friend
- Hunter Dunbar's co-star,
- 562
- 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,066
- Ms. Title,
- walked out of there earlier
- 563
- 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:13,570
- and blessed me with
- a see-through blouse, no bra.
- 564
- 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:16,139
- It's funny
- that you mention Dunbar.
- 565
- 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:18,909
- Because I was just at his house.
- 566
- 00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,278
- - You're kidding, right?
- - Nope.
- 567
- 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,680
- I used the Star Map app,
- the one that you told me about.
- 568
- 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,683
- Takes you directly
- to his house. And...
- 569
- 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,519
- His plants, he should take
- better care of his plants.
- 570
- 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,522
- I did not tell you
- to use the Star Map app.
- 571
- 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,658
- - You sure did.
- - No, I did not.
- 572
- 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,193
- I told you about the app
- 573
- 00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,261
- because you are the biggest
- movie fan I know, and I thought
- 574
- 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:40,063
- you'd get a kick out of seeing
- where the stars live.
- 575
- 00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:42,265
- You cannot just invade
- people's privacy.
- 576
- 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:44,167
- I'm not in trouble, Leah.
- 577
- 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:47,571
- I just dropped a letter off
- at his house, that was it.
- 578
- 00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:49,139
- Moose, this is really bad.
- 579
- 00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:51,608
- I can't believe
- you're acting like this.
- 580
- 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,410
- I thought you'd be happy for me.
- 581
- 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,312
- Happy for you?
- 582
- 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,013
- I would have never
- encouraged you
- 583
- 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:59,049
- if I knew you'd turn into
- a creepy little stalker.
- 584
- 00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:04,054
- I am not a stalker.
- I am a fan, Leah!
- 585
- 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,890
- You should know
- that better than anybody.
- 586
- 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,926
- You're being so mean.
- Like Hunter's wife.
- 587
- 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,596
- Moose!
- 588
- 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:18,101
- She is not my BBF. She is not.
- 589
- 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:23,873
- Moose! Oh, come on...
- 590
- 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,509
- Hey, hey. My man! We on
- for tonight's show or what?
- 591
- 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,345
- We are gonna be making
- mucho Donald Trump.
- 592
- 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,614
- - Leave me alone, Todd.
- - You're not gonna make paper
- 593
- 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,816
- in that bullshit bobby cop
- outfit, alright?
- 594
- 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,218
- If you really need money,
- I can make you money, alright?
- 595
- 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:38,455
- Give you what you need, easy.
- I go on in 15. Alright?
- 596
- 00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,023
- I can teach you how to hustle.
- 597
- 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,692
- And I really... I need the cash,
- Moose, in a bad way.
- 598
- 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:45,395
- Yeah, to buy drugs?
- To buy drugs? To buy drugs?
- 599
- 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:48,999
- - What does it matter to you?
- - I'm not doing it, Todd!
- 600
- 00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:51,635
- Just leave me alone.
- Just leave me alone.
- 601
- 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:54,604
- [MOCKINGLY] Just leave me alone.
- Just leave me alone.
- 602
- 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,072
- Fucking pussy!
- 603
- 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,208
- You don't have the balls
- to get what you want.
- 604
- 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:00,877
- Alright? I got an amazing
- business opportunity here
- 605
- 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,446
- staring you right
- in the face, you know that?
- 606
- 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,081
- I'm done playing nice. Alright?
- 607
- 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:08,752
- You're gonna help me make
- some fucking cash, bitch.
- 608
- 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:16,359
- I wish Freddy Krueger would come
- and chop off your head.
- 609
- 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:20,997
- And it would roll in the street
- and a truck would squish it
- 610
- 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:24,267
- and the blood would splatter
- everywhere.
- 611
- 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:27,437
- And everyone would watch it!
- 612
- 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:30,240
- - [GASPING]
- - [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 613
- 00:38:30,242 --> 00:38:32,075
- [SOBS]
- 614
- 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:38,014
- You're not worth it anyway.
- 615
- 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,215
- Moose!
- 616
- 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,019
- Will I get in trouble?
- Am I in trouble?
- 617
- 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,755
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm proud of you.
- 618
- 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,257
- - You're proud of me?
- - Yes.
- 619
- 00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:49,259
- - You're proud of me?
- - You did good.
- 620
- 00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:52,562
- People have to just stop
- calling me a stalker.
- 621
- 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,697
- Stalker?
- 622
- 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,199
- They have to stop
- calling me a loser.
- 623
- 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:59,202
- Because I...
- 624
- 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:01,137
- Even my friends
- are calling me that.
- 625
- 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:04,741
- NEWSFLASH, MOOSE:
- Todd is not your friend, man.
- 626
- 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:09,713
- I know, but people
- have to stop picking on me.
- 627
- 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,848
- I'm gonna make them stop.
- 628
- 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,751
- I'm gonna make them stop.
- 629
- 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:24,594
- [HOUSEKEEPER] Mr. Dunbar.
- 630
- 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:27,063
- I need to talk to you
- about something.
- 631
- 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,965
- This afternoon,
- while you were out,
- 632
- 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:31,768
- some crazy man
- ran into your backyard.
- 633
- 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,703
- What are you talking about?
- 634
- 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,905
- I had to scare him away.
- 635
- 00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:37,907
- Yeah, well...
- 636
- 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,577
- you sure this crazy man
- wasn't the gardener?
- 637
- 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:42,979
- No, this was something
- different.
- 638
- 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:45,915
- Well, whatever you did,
- it worked.
- 639
- 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,318
- [BLENDER WHIRRING]
- 640
- 00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:55,625
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Come here.
- 641
- 00:39:55,627 --> 00:40:00,063
- - You alright?
- - I was so scared. [SNIFFS]
- 642
- 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,299
- Jesus, you're shaking.
- 643
- 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,769
- You OK?
- 644
- 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:07,871
- [BREATHES DEEPLY]
- 645
- 00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:13,443
- Yeah.
- 646
- 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,484
- I'm sorry. I shouldn't.
- 647
- 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:25,655
- I'm sorry, that was...
- That's my fault.
- 648
- 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,224
- - I apologize.
- - It's OK.
- 649
- 00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:33,163
- It's just... I don't think
- we can do that anymore.
- 650
- 00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:35,398
- OK. OK.
- 651
- 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,671
- Dora?
- 652
- 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:44,407
- Yeah?
- 653
- 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:47,510
- You, uh, you're really doing
- a great job around here.
- 654
- 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,114
- Feels like a home again.
- Thank you.
- 655
- 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,149
- Mm-hmm.
- 656
- 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,220
- [WHISPERS] Shit!
- 657
- 00:40:57,222 --> 00:41:00,323
- - [♪ MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES]
- - Julio.
- 658
- 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:03,126
- - Hey, hey, hey.
- - Ah.
- 659
- 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:04,894
- You got to listen to me
- when I talk to you.
- 660
- 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:08,064
- Sorry, señor. I was just
- listening to my music.
- 661
- 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:11,100
- Dora said she saw somebody
- sneak into the yard today.
- 662
- 00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:14,170
- She's concerned, which, you
- know, makes me very concerned.
- 663
- 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,940
- Did you see someone strange
- in the yard today?
- 664
- 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:20,009
- No, no, señor.
- I just focus on work, is all.
- 665
- 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,611
- - Alright.
- - Just work, eh?
- 666
- 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:23,379
- OK. Look, do me a favor.
- 667
- 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:26,049
- You see somebody strange
- in the yard you let me know, OK?
- 668
- 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,350
- - SÃÂ, sÃÂ, sÃÂ, sÃÂ.
- - Alright?
- 669
- 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:30,420
- Señor Hunter, it's raining out,
- I cannot finish.
- 670
- 00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,322
- Uh, maybe I go home?
- 671
- 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:36,159
- - Yeah. Yeah, go home.
- - Gracias.
- 672
- 00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:44,300
- [HUNTER] Alright.
- Come on, we're late.
- 673
- 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,302
- You gonna score me
- some goals today, or what?
- 674
- 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:48,571
- - [DANNY] Yeah.
- - Alright. Get in. Get in...
- 675
- 00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:50,740
- [CAR DOORS CLOSE]
- 676
- 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,175
- [ENGINE STARTS]
- 677
- 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,213
- [LEAVES RUSTLE]
- 678
- 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:02,585
- [THUMPING IN DISTANCE]
- 679
- 00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:24,007
- - No, don't read it!
- - [DORA SCREAMS]
- 680
- 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:27,443
- Don't read it! Don't read it!
- Don't read it!
- 681
- 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:29,546
- Ow!
- 682
- 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:33,616
- [SCREAMS] Help! Help! Help!
- 683
- 00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:35,485
- I'm just a fan. I'm just...
- 684
- 00:42:35,487 --> 00:42:37,487
- - Ayuda, ayuda!
- - Just stop hitting me!
- 685
- 00:42:37,489 --> 00:42:39,556
- - Ayuda!
- - Be quiet!
- 686
- 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,628
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
- 687
- 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:48,164
- Are you OK?
- 688
- 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:52,035
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 689
- 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:54,037
- That's a nosebleed.
- 690
- 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:56,239
- That... That's bad. That's bad.
- 691
- 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,742
- I had a nosebleed.
- It wasn't fun.
- 692
- 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:02,045
- But you... you fix it.
- 693
- 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:05,415
- You take paper towels
- and you put it up your nose...
- 694
- 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:08,051
- [WIND CHIMES CLANGING]
- 695
- 00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:39,882
- No laser.
- 696
- 00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:42,051
- No alarm.
- 697
- 00:43:43,555 --> 00:43:50,393
- I'm... in... Hunter...
- Dunbar's... house!
- 700
- 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:53,630
- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
- 701
- 00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:56,132
- "Best Monster Makeup."
- 702
- 00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,036
- "Best Stunt."
- 703
- 00:44:01,473 --> 00:44:03,506
- [CHORTLES]
- 704
- 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,510
- Moose is in the house.
- [CHUCKLES]
- 705
- 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:08,945
- Moose is in the house.
- 706
- 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:11,714
- Watch out. Watch out!
- 707
- 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:13,583
- Here's... Moosey.
- 708
- 00:44:13,585 --> 00:44:15,284
- [♪ OFF-KEY PIANO PLAYING]
- 709
- 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:18,688
- [OFF-KEY] ♪ You rock my head
- and you rattle my head ♪
- 710
- 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:22,125
- ♪ You rock it, rock it, rock it
- like I go to bed ♪
- 711
- 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:24,661
- [♪ SLAMS OFF-KEY CHORD,
- BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 712
- 00:44:24,663 --> 00:44:26,729
- Poor Danny.
- 713
- 00:44:26,731 --> 00:44:29,565
- All that money, no ice cream.
- 714
- 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,250
- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- 715
- 00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:50,586
- This is not a good script.
- 716
- 00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:53,322
- He should not do it.
- 717
- 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,763
- "Two for sleep."
- 718
- 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,400
- "One for insomnia."
- 719
- 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,404
- Poor Dunbar.
- 720
- 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:11,107
- He shouldn't be taking drugs.
- 721
- 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:18,448
- [SNIFFING DEEPLY]
- 722
- 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:30,093
- - [SPITS LOUDLY]
- - [BRENDA] 'Please come out.
- 723
- 00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:32,328
- - 'Mommy's tired.'
- - [DUNBAR] 'Hockey player.'
- 724
- 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:36,065
- [BRENDA] 'Mommy's tired and fat.
- 725
- 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,101
- 'We're gonna have a little baby.
- 726
- 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:41,304
- 'Did you look at that?
- Not funny.
- 727
- 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,940
- - 'I'm hot.'
- - [HUNTER] 'You're hot?'
- 728
- 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:45,475
- - 'Yes.'
- - [HUNTER] 'No...'
- 729
- 00:45:45,477 --> 00:45:48,978
- - 'Don't do it.'
- - [HUNTER] 'I'm hungry, too.'
- 730
- 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,913
- 'I am hungry.
- I'm hungry and I'm hot.'
- 731
- 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,216
- - [HUNTER] 'Babe, you are hot.'
- - 'It's beautiful, but...'
- 732
- 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,151
- - [HUNTER] 'You're hot!'
- - 'I am not.'
- 733
- 00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:56,452
- [HUNTER] 'You're hot, baby.
- 734
- 00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:58,955
- - 'You're smiling.'
- - 'You're such a jackass.'
- 735
- 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,556
- [HUNTER]
- 'I love when you smile.'
- 736
- 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:05,495
- - 'OK, no more camera.'
- - 'Alright, no more camera.
- 737
- 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,296
- 'No more camera.'
- 738
- 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,735
- [BREATHING DEEPLY]
- 739
- 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,715
- [CAR APPROACHING]
- 740
- 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:31,154
- [SNORING LIGHTLY]
- 741
- 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:35,792
- [ENGINE TURNS OFF,
- CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
- 742
- 00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:37,627
- [PANTING]
- 743
- 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:40,296
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- 744
- 00:46:41,866 --> 00:46:45,234
- [SHOES CLACKING UP STAIRS]
- 745
- 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:52,175
- Where are you, you little shit?
- 746
- 00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,778
- [SIGHS]
- 747
- 00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:04,987
- Blazer.
- 748
- 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,723
- Gonna put on a blazer.
- 749
- 00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:34,784
- [♪ CELLPHONE RING PLAYING TUNE]
- 750
- 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,589
- - [RINGING STOPS]
- - [HUNTER] Hey.
- 751
- 00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:42,592
- No, I'm gonna pass.
- 752
- 00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:44,060
- Because look, look.
- Here's the thing.
- 753
- 00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:46,562
- If I'm gonna be away on location
- away from Danny that long,
- 754
- 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:49,065
- they got to make it worth
- my while. They got to come up.
- 755
- 00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:50,499
- That's just it.
- 756
- 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:55,638
- Anyways, I missed your mom
- this week.
- 757
- 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,742
- Yeah, Brenda's on another
- one of her tears.
- 758
- 00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:03,379
- No, I got it. I got it.
- I got it. I got it.
- 759
- 00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:08,251
- Hey! You should know I, uh...
- 760
- 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,854
- kissed the maid again.
- 761
- 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:14,490
- Cos I'm an idiot.
- 762
- 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:19,161
- I don't know, man.
- 763
- 00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:22,431
- Some weirdo's been
- sneaking around the house.
- 764
- 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:27,003
- Yeah, I'll talk to you later,
- OK?
- 765
- 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:29,005
- Alright, call me.
- 766
- 00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:43,486
- So, what's up? Mom doesn't make
- you brush your teeth at home?
- 767
- 00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:46,822
- - Not a lot.
- - What do you mean, "not a lot"?
- 768
- 00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:48,391
- Not as much as you do.
- 769
- 00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:53,195
- I think I dropped your toothbrush
- on the ground last night.
- 770
- 00:48:53,197 --> 00:48:55,264
- Nah, I'm just kidding.
- 771
- 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:56,532
- Look, listen to me.
- 772
- 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,501
- Just because Mom
- doesn't enforce a rule
- 773
- 00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:00,836
- doesn't mean you can't
- not do something. Alright?
- 774
- 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:03,506
- You got to brush your teeth
- in the morning and at night,
- 775
- 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,409
- because that's what big boys do.
- Big boys brush their teeth.
- 776
- 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:10,112
- And you're becoming a big boy
- now, so you got to do it.
- 777
- 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,580
- Spit.
- 778
- 00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:14,617
- I don't know why
- you don't run the sink.
- 779
- 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,620
- - How's Mom?
- - Good.
- 780
- 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,822
- Yeah? She getting you
- to school OK?
- 781
- 00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,190
- - Yeah.
- - Promise?
- 782
- 00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:23,125
- - Yeah.
- - OK.
- 783
- 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,362
- You know, if there's anything
- you ever need or want,
- 784
- 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:28,431
- - you can call me, right?
- - Yeah.
- 785
- 00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:30,566
- If you ever got any problems,
- or whatever.
- 786
- 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:31,667
- Yeah.
- 787
- 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:34,303
- Alright. I love you, buddy.
- [KISSES]
- 788
- 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,306
- Sleep well, alright?
- 789
- 00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:44,680
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- 790
- 00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:06,035
- [SNORING]
- 791
- 00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:48,377
- [MOOSE BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 792
- 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:21,110
- [HUNTER SNORING]
- 793
- 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,732
- [SNIFFING]
- 794
- 00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:13,829
- [MAN ON TV] 'I wonder how many
- times we bought the same work?
- 795
- 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:18,234
- 'Hey, I mean, praying's
- for church, huh? Come on.'
- 796
- 00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:20,369
- [WOMAN ON TV] 'I haven't
- seen you in church lately.'
- 797
- 00:52:20,371 --> 00:52:25,941
- [MAN CHUCKLES] 'Well, not much
- sense in my going to church.
- 798
- 00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:29,745
- 'Do you remember one time when
- we were small, we were out here?
- 799
- 00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,680
- 'It was from right over there.
- 800
- 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:33,749
- 'I jumped out at you
- from behind the tree
- 801
- 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:36,051
- 'and grandpa got all excited
- and he shook his fist at me.
- 802
- 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:39,488
- 'And he said,
- "Boy, you'll be damned to hell."
- 803
- 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,525
- - 'Remember that?'
- - Come on in.
- 804
- 00:52:42,527 --> 00:52:45,127
- [MAN ON TV] 'You used to
- really be scared.'
- 805
- 00:52:45,129 --> 00:52:48,597
- - [WOMAN ON TV] 'Johnny.'
- - 'You're still afraid.'
- 806
- 00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,799
- [WOMAN ON TV]
- 'Stop it now, I mean it.'
- 807
- 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:54,370
- Oh... [CHUCKLES]
- Don't mind my little Moosey.
- 808
- 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,139
- 'They're coming
- to get you, Barbara.'
- 809
- 00:52:58,109 --> 00:53:00,376
- 'Stop it. You're ignorant.'
- 810
- 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,611
- 'They're coming for you,
- Barbara.'
- 811
- 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:05,915
- [BARBARA] 'Stop it.
- You're acting like a child.'
- 812
- 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:07,950
- [JOHNNY]
- 'They're coming for you.
- 813
- 00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:11,220
- 'Look, there comes
- one of them now.'
- 814
- 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:13,822
- - [BARBARA] 'He'll hear you.'
- - [JOHNNY] 'Here he comes now.
- 815
- 00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:16,825
- - 'I'm getting out.'
- - [BARBARA] 'Johnny!'
- 816
- 00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:20,796
- [CELLPHONE RINGING]
- 817
- 00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,701
- [MOOSE LIGHTLY SNORING]
- 818
- 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:35,144
- [CELLPHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
- 819
- 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:44,320
- - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- - [HUNTER GROANS]
- 820
- 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:47,990
- You OK with some music?
- 821
- 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,626
- - You like a little Limp Bizkit?
- - Sure.
- 822
- 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,995
- - You like a little Bizkit?
- - Yeah.
- 823
- 00:53:52,997 --> 00:53:54,897
- - [♪ LIMP BIZKIT: "THE TRUTH"]
- - Nice and loud.
- 824
- 00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:57,533
- I used to listen to this
- back in the day.
- 825
- 00:53:57,535 --> 00:54:02,605
- Oh, my God, that is nice.
- That is nice.
- 826
- 00:54:04,108 --> 00:54:06,642
- Ah, here we go, baby.
- 827
- 00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:19,655
- ♪ You can't sleep,
- you're restless
- 828
- 00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:20,956
- ♪ And slightly obsessed... ♪
- 829
- 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,992
- [ENGINE REVS]
- 830
- 00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:24,126
- [TIRES SCREECH]
- 831
- 00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:25,127
- ♪ You're a virus
- 832
- 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:28,130
- ♪ Whose intention
- is fucking up something ♪
- 833
- 00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,932
- [HUNTER] Stay here.
- 834
- 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:34,370
- What the hell
- are you doing back here?
- 835
- 00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:37,206
- - I just... I just... I... I...
- - [MOCKINGLY] "I... just..."
- 836
- 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:39,475
- Maybe I didn't make myself clear
- the first time,
- 837
- 00:54:39,477 --> 00:54:41,076
- you stuttering fuck.
- 838
- 00:54:42,046 --> 00:54:43,646
- You wanna live to see tomorrow?
- 839
- 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:45,581
- - Yes, sir.
- - Then you stay away from me,
- 840
- 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,249
- and you stay away from my son.
- 841
- 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,052
- And never set foot
- in this neighborhood again.
- 842
- 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:53,289
- - Do you understand? Huh?
- - Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
- 843
- 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,860
- Now, I catch you
- in this neighborhood again,
- 844
- 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:01,263
- I will shove my Remington
- shotgun so far up your ass
- 845
- 00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:04,233
- you'll be shitting bullets and
- blood for the rest of your life.
- 846
- 00:55:04,235 --> 00:55:06,435
- You understand?
- I want you to say it.
- 847
- 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:09,305
- - I want to hear you say it.
- - "I'll be shitting bullets..."
- 848
- 00:55:09,307 --> 00:55:12,541
- No, you idiot! Say you'll never
- come in this neighborhood again.
- 849
- 00:55:12,543 --> 00:55:14,943
- Say it. Say it!
- 850
- 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,746
- I'll never come back here.
- 851
- 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:20,449
- - Goddamn right!
- - [SOBBING] Never.
- 852
- 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:21,984
- [SOBBING]
- 853
- 00:55:23,254 --> 00:55:26,188
- Go back where you came from,
- you stalker!
- 854
- 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:32,795
- I am not a stalker!
- 855
- 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,360
- Ow!
- 856
- 00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:13,195
- Ow!
- 857
- 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:23,772
- Am I alright?
- 858
- 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,208
- Am I alright?
- 859
- 00:57:32,283 --> 00:57:34,416
- [COUGHING]
- 860
- 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:36,351
- [PANTING]
- 861
- 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:42,191
- [CRYING] Oh, he's everything,
- I'm nothing.
- 862
- 00:57:44,295 --> 00:57:49,231
- Well, let me tell you something,
- Mr. Dunbar, Mr. Dummybar!
- 863
- 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:51,834
- You have not...
- 864
- 00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:55,604
- I repeat, you have not made
- the best choices.
- 865
- 00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:58,707
- "Ghost Train" was so stupid.
- 866
- 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,610
- It was so stupid.
- 867
- 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,446
- And who stuck by you
- all the time?
- 868
- 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:07,149
- Me! I did!
- 869
- 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:14,022
- This is a nightmare!
- This is a freakin' nightmare!
- 870
- 00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:19,294
- No! It is not OK!
- 871
- 00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:22,965
- It is not OK!
- 872
- 00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:45,487
- You're not nice.
- 873
- 00:58:45,489 --> 00:58:48,557
- [SOBBING] You're a big fake!
- 874
- 00:58:54,365 --> 00:58:58,200
- 'Aren't you afraid of them
- seeking revenge?'
- 875
- 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,202
- 'Revenge is my middle name.'
- 876
- 00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:04,740
- You just pretend all day,
- that's all you do.
- 877
- 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:07,242
- [WEEPING] Anybody can do that.
- 878
- 00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:10,212
- Anybody can do that!
- 879
- 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,518
- 'Kiss me, Vigo.'
- 880
- 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:39,675
- [BANGING ON DOOR] Moose!
- 881
- 00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:44,479
- Moose, open up!
- I know you're in there.
- 882
- 00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:50,252
- [CHAIN LOCK RATTLING]
- 883
- 00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:53,555
- [DOOR UNLOCKING]
- 884
- 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:57,526
- You look like shit.
- 885
- 00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:01,663
- It smells like gasoline.
- 886
- 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,566
- So...
- 887
- 01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:07,669
- been using your, uh, Star Map
- app to visit some friends?
- 888
- 01:00:08,539 --> 01:00:10,272
- What are you talking about?
- 889
- 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:16,745
- You've been using
- your social media
- 890
- 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:19,247
- to broadcast
- criminal activities.
- 891
- 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:22,751
- Kissing Hunter Dunbar
- while he's sleeping?
- 892
- 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:24,453
- You're officially
- out of your mind.
- 893
- 01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,455
- I could show these photos
- to the police
- 894
- 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,357
- and you'd be in trouble.
- 895
- 01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:30,292
- Don't do that. Don't do that.
- 896
- 01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:32,494
- Well, you don't listen
- to anything.
- 897
- 01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:36,365
- You don't listen to me,
- and... you don't follow rules.
- 898
- 01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:42,904
- - Give me your phone.
- - No.
- 899
- 01:00:42,906 --> 01:00:44,406
- - Give me your phone.
- - No.
- 900
- 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:48,210
- Give me your phone! Give me
- your phone or this is it. OK?
- 901
- 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:50,178
- No more borrowing money. No more
- advice. No more anything.
- 902
- 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,613
- Is that what you want?
- To lose your BBF?
- 903
- 01:00:51,615 --> 01:00:55,183
- To lose your only friend
- in the entire world?
- 904
- 01:00:57,554 --> 01:00:58,887
- You're mean!
- 905
- 01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:01,690
- You're mean!
- 906
- 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:05,127
- OK, that's it, Leah.
- Look at this. You're blocked.
- 907
- 01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:08,196
- You're blocked from
- my social media. You go!
- 908
- 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:11,133
- You go! You get out of here!
- 909
- 01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:13,769
- [LEAH] I'm trying
- to protect you.
- 910
- 01:02:20,804 --> 01:02:22,938
- [HUFFING]
- 911
- 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,707
- [PANTING]
- 912
- 01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:28,677
- What the fuck? What the fuck?
- 913
- 01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:29,811
- What the fuck?
- 914
- 01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:32,781
- Hey!
- 915
- 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,549
- Help!
- 916
- 01:02:36,019 --> 01:02:38,153
- Help!
- 917
- 01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:45,560
- [SOFTLY] Oh, you fucking idiot.
- 918
- 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:47,863
- You fucking idiot.
- 919
- 01:02:47,865 --> 01:02:49,998
- You stupid psycho stalker.
- 920
- 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,870
- You fucking... Help!
- 922
- 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,638
- [MUFFLED LAUGHTER]
- 923
- 01:02:57,608 --> 01:02:59,107
- [WHEEZING LAUGHTER]
- 924
- 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:01,743
- You've been Jigsawed.
- 925
- 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:03,044
- Game over.
- 926
- 01:03:03,046 --> 01:03:05,447
- [GASPING]
- 927
- 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:09,484
- [GRUNTING]
- 928
- 01:03:12,656 --> 01:03:14,823
- Help!
- 929
- 01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:17,492
- [SCREAMS]
- 930
- 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,562
- [PANTING]
- 931
- 01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:24,266
- [HUNTER] Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- 932
- 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:27,135
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Hey, listen to me. Listen to me.
- 933
- 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:30,739
- Wait, wait. Wait! Wait! Wait!
- 934
- 01:03:30,741 --> 01:03:33,608
- [SCREAMING]
- 935
- 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,847
- [PANTING]
- 936
- 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,382
- I fooled Hunter Dunbar.
- 937
- 01:03:40,384 --> 01:03:43,819
- I fooled Hunter Dunbar!
- I'm such a good actor.
- 938
- 01:03:43,821 --> 01:03:46,254
- - You outta your mind?
- - You were good, too, though.
- 939
- 01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:48,089
- You were really good.
- You were good.
- 940
- 01:03:48,091 --> 01:03:50,358
- You were better
- than Jamie Lee Curtis.
- 941
- 01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:53,895
- OK. [SIGHS]
- 942
- 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,463
- Did I cut you?
- 943
- 01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:01,369
- Holy crap.
- 944
- 01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:07,275
- [GASPS]
- 945
- 01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:11,746
- Oh, this isn't good.
- 946
- 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:13,481
- Oh, this is not good.
- 947
- 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:16,084
- You're out of line. Let me go.
- 948
- 01:04:16,086 --> 01:04:17,452
- What do you want?
- 949
- 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:20,288
- Why are you so angry
- all the time?
- 950
- 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:22,691
- I should be the one
- angry at you.
- 951
- 01:04:22,693 --> 01:04:24,593
- Why do you care so much
- about me?
- 952
- 01:04:24,595 --> 01:04:27,329
- Because I love you.
- And I love you. And I love you.
- 953
- 01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:29,531
- And I... and I've seen
- all your movies.
- 954
- 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:32,300
- And I love your movies.
- And I... think you're the best.
- 955
- 01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:35,937
- Untie these ropes,
- you son of a bitch. Untie them!
- 956
- 01:04:35,939 --> 01:04:39,341
- Stop being so mean to me!
- Stop it!
- 957
- 01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:42,611
- What? You looking for
- your 15 minutes of fame? Huh?
- 958
- 01:04:42,613 --> 01:04:44,613
- You wanna end up
- on the nightly news?
- 959
- 01:04:44,615 --> 01:04:47,515
- They're gonna call you
- a monster.
- 960
- 01:04:51,688 --> 01:04:53,288
- What's in the bag?
- 961
- 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:59,394
- Hunter, be patient, please.
- It's a surprise.
- 962
- 01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:02,330
- OK, ready?
- 963
- 01:05:03,133 --> 01:05:04,332
- Mr. Blonde.
- 964
- 01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:06,735
- - Holy shit! No.
- - Mr. Blonde.
- 965
- 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:10,672
- No, no, no.
- Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Ahh!
- 966
- 01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:13,341
- ♪ Stuck in the middle,
- stuck in the middle ♪
- 967
- 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:18,079
- Don't burn me!
- Stop! Stop! Stop! Hey!
- 968
- 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:20,682
- There's no gas in here,
- it's just water.
- 969
- 01:05:20,684 --> 01:05:23,852
- I'm not gonna burn
- your house down or nothing.
- 970
- 01:05:23,854 --> 01:05:25,086
- Come on.
- 971
- 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:26,855
- I'm sorry I was mean to you.
- 972
- 01:05:26,857 --> 01:05:29,090
- You're the meanest person
- I've ever known in my life.
- 973
- 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,326
- Let me make it up to you.
- 974
- 01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:32,861
- I'll sign whatever you want.
- 975
- 01:05:32,863 --> 01:05:35,830
- I even have the ceremonial
- dagger from "The Hungry Ones".
- 976
- 01:05:35,832 --> 01:05:37,499
- I could get it.
- I can sign it right now.
- 977
- 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:39,701
- What kind of moron
- do you think I am?
- 978
- 01:05:39,703 --> 01:05:42,137
- I don't think anybody's a moron.
- 979
- 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:43,638
- - Yes, you do.
- - No, I don't.
- 980
- 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,942
- And I know what you think of me.
- You think I'm a stalker!
- 981
- 01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:48,810
- - No.
- - Yes, you do.
- 982
- 01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,980
- But I go to every one
- of your movies.
- 983
- 01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:54,182
- Even the crappy ones.
- 984
- 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:57,852
- You've got to understand
- something.
- 985
- 01:05:57,854 --> 01:06:00,322
- You hold the power
- in this relationship.
- 986
- 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:01,690
- [SIGHS]
- 987
- 01:06:01,692 --> 01:06:05,060
- You're a fan,
- and I'm nothing without you.
- 988
- 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:09,664
- Say that again.
- 989
- 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,401
- - What?
- - What you said, say it.
- 990
- 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,375
- You are a fan.
- 991
- 01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:22,944
- Without you...
- 992
- 01:06:23,947 --> 01:06:25,447
- I'm nothing.
- 993
- 01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:30,352
- Are you hungry?
- 994
- 01:06:31,888 --> 01:06:33,788
- I'm hungry.
- 995
- 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:38,326
- You stay there. Don't you move.
- 996
- 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:39,995
- Don't you move.
- 997
- 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,566
- [SOFTLY] Holy fuck.
- 998
- 01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:47,435
- Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
- 999
- 01:06:49,406 --> 01:06:51,506
- Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
- 1000
- 01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:56,945
- [LEAH] 'Moose didn't
- just cross the line,
- 1001
- 01:06:59,383 --> 01:07:02,083
- 'he fucking nuked it.
- 1002
- 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:10,392
- 'Honestly, I'd be scared, too.
- 1003
- 01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:14,729
- 'Poor Moosey.'
- 1004
- 01:07:15,732 --> 01:07:17,499
- [HUNTER] Hey.
- 1005
- 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,237
- Come here.
- 1006
- 01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:23,905
- Let me sign one for you.
- 1007
- 01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:31,246
- Moose? Is that it?
- 1008
- 01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:34,349
- "To... Moose."
- 1009
- 01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:36,751
- "With love,."
- 1010
- 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:40,388
- "Hunter Dunbar."
- 1011
- 01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:52,400
- [MOOSE] Barbara.
- 1012
- 01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:55,537
- Oh, Barbara.
- 1013
- 01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:59,841
- They're coming to get you,
- Barbara.
- 1014
- 01:07:59,843 --> 01:08:01,409
- [SOFTLY] Barbara.
- 1015
- 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:04,546
- They're coming to get you,
- Barbara.
- 1016
- 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:07,449
- They're coming to get you,
- Barbara.
- 1017
- 01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,390
- "Night of the Living Dead".
- 1018
- 01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:17,192
- [IRRITATED]
- Why don't you know that?
- 1019
- 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:18,493
- I'm starting to think
- 1020
- 01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:20,562
- you don't know anything
- about horror pictures.
- 1021
- 01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:22,464
- Sorry to disappoint.
- 1022
- 01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:24,732
- This...
- 1023
- 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:29,070
- It's not... It's not bad.
- It just isn't a treat.
- 1024
- 01:08:29,072 --> 01:08:31,406
- I think Danny's
- gonna grow up hating you.
- 1025
- 01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:32,674
- Don't talk about my son.
- 1026
- 01:08:32,676 --> 01:08:35,110
- You have no ice cream
- in the fridge at all.
- 1027
- 01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:36,344
- Then I'll work on it.
- 1028
- 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,913
- Look... Here, look.
- Taste it. Taste it.
- 1029
- 01:08:38,915 --> 01:08:40,682
- Go ahead.
- 1030
- 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:44,119
- See? See?
- 1031
- 01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:47,388
- It's not sweet.
- It's not a treat.
- 1032
- 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,990
- It's not a treat.
- 1033
- 01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:51,526
- But they need
- good tasting treats.
- 1034
- 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:52,927
- And then horror pictures.
- 1035
- 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:56,531
- - He's gonna remember this.
- - I'll get ice cream, OK?
- 1036
- 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:59,634
- I'll get it.
- 1037
- 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:02,470
- I'll get him some right now
- if you untie these ropes.
- 1038
- 01:09:05,008 --> 01:09:06,908
- I can't do that.
- 1039
- 01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:09,878
- Of course you can.
- 1040
- 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,946
- You're gonna get me in trouble.
- 1041
- 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:13,615
- No.
- 1042
- 01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:17,519
- - Are you gonna hurt me?
- - No. I won't do that.
- 1043
- 01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:24,859
- I know you're a good person.
- 1044
- 01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:27,162
- [SNIFFING]
- 1045
- 01:09:29,099 --> 01:09:34,469
- I seem mean and... angry...
- 1047
- 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:37,639
- but I'm just scared, man.
- I'm just...
- 1048
- 01:09:39,109 --> 01:09:40,742
- I'm just really scared.
- 1049
- 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,251
- And I know you are, too.
- 1050
- 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,255
- You scared?
- 1051
- 01:09:56,726 --> 01:09:58,660
- You just wanna leave, right?
- 1052
- 01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:02,297
- [CRYING]
- 1053
- 01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:05,533
- That's alright, man. That's OK.
- 1054
- 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:11,039
- [SNIVELING]
- 1055
- 01:10:15,478 --> 01:10:17,579
- This doesn't feel good.
- 1056
- 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,017
- Hear me out, OK?
- 1057
- 01:10:24,321 --> 01:10:27,689
- If you let me go, I pledge...
- 1059
- 01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:31,759
- I... I swear to God...
- I swear to God,
- 1060
- 01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:34,495
- I will not call the police.
- 1061
- 01:10:34,497 --> 01:10:36,698
- That's a promise
- between you and me.
- 1062
- 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,433
- - No police?
- - No police.
- 1063
- 01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:40,602
- - No police.
- - And after that...
- 1064
- 01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:43,104
- I will sign whatever you want,
- 1065
- 01:10:43,106 --> 01:10:46,274
- whenever you want,
- for the rest of your life.
- 1066
- 01:10:46,276 --> 01:10:47,842
- That's another promise.
- 1067
- 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:50,712
- That is a lifetime commitment.
- 1068
- 01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:53,414
- - You'd sign for me?
- - For a real fan.
- 1069
- 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,283
- You'll sign for me?
- 1070
- 01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:57,118
- You'll sign for me personally?
- 1071
- 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,456
- Because everything on eBay
- is a lie, it's a fake.
- 1072
- 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,824
- Hell, yeah.
- 1073
- 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:04,659
- - Yeah?
- - Hell, yeah!
- 1074
- 01:11:04,661 --> 01:11:07,161
- You're smart. You're real smart.
- 1075
- 01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:10,999
- I will sign everything
- personally to you.
- 1076
- 01:11:11,001 --> 01:11:14,235
- - What's your name?
- - Moose.
- 1077
- 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:17,405
- - Did you say Moose?
- - Moose.
- 1078
- 01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:19,907
- OK. OK, Moose.
- 1079
- 01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:23,177
- All the autographs
- will be personally autographed
- 1080
- 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,346
- to you, Moose.
- 1081
- 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:29,851
- Is that it?
- 1082
- 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:35,256
- Just don't hurt my kid.
- 1083
- 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:40,762
- Hurt your kid? Wh...
- 1084
- 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:44,565
- I would never ever, ever,
- ever hurt your son!
- 1085
- 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:45,933
- Ever!
- 1086
- 01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:48,870
- Why would you even say that?
- 1087
- 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,741
- Just let me go, man.
- 1088
- 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:03,651
- I'm an actor, alright?
- 1089
- 01:12:05,889 --> 01:12:08,389
- Well, actors
- they try this technique
- 1090
- 01:12:08,391 --> 01:12:10,925
- called visualization.
- 1091
- 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,860
- What is that? What is that?
- 1092
- 01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:14,962
- It means to imagine.
- 1093
- 01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,970
- You wanna try
- this technique with me?
- 1094
- 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:27,041
- Alright, here. Come here.
- 1095
- 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:30,345
- Kneel down, get comfortable.
- 1096
- 01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:32,814
- Drop your shoulders. Relax.
- 1097
- 01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:36,217
- Go ahead, drop 'em. Just
- feel comfortable. Just relax.
- 1098
- 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:39,654
- I need you to take
- a deep breath in.
- 1099
- 01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:41,389
- [INHALES DEEPLY]
- 1100
- 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:43,091
- [INHALES DEEPLY]
- 1101
- 01:12:43,093 --> 01:12:46,828
- - [EXHALES LOUDLY]
- - [EXHALES LOUDLY]
- 1102
- 01:12:47,564 --> 01:12:49,330
- Yeah.
- 1103
- 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:55,236
- Now I want you to imagine
- you and me.
- 1104
- 01:12:55,238 --> 01:12:57,438
- - You and me?
- - Yeah. You see us?
- 1105
- 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,873
- - I do.
- - Alright.
- 1106
- 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,208
- First thing we're gonna do, is
- 1107
- 01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:02,543
- we're gonna change
- these dirty clothes.
- 1108
- 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,980
- We're gonna take off this sweat,
- this blood and this gasoline,
- 1109
- 01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:08,182
- and we're gonna put on
- some fresh new duds.
- 1110
- 01:13:08,184 --> 01:13:11,753
- We're gonna look spiffy, Moose.
- We're gonna look good.
- 1111
- 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,254
- And then we're gonna go out
- on the town.
- 1112
- 01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:16,157
- We're gonna go to one of those
- Hollywood fancy joints.
- 1113
- 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:18,993
- Musso & Frank's?
- We're going to Musso & Frank's?
- 1114
- 01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:20,361
- Wherever you want, man.
- 1115
- 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:22,330
- We'll go wherever you want.
- I'll call my manager,
- 1116
- 01:13:22,332 --> 01:13:24,532
- he'll get us a table
- wherever you wanna go.
- 1117
- 01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:26,167
- And when it's all done,
- 1118
- 01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:27,969
- we'll get a big bowl
- of chocolate ice cream.
- 1119
- 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:29,804
- Strawberry.
- Strawberry ice cream.
- 1120
- 01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:32,206
- Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1121
- 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:35,143
- Strawberry ice cream, Moose,
- of course. Of course.
- 1122
- 01:13:35,145 --> 01:13:38,112
- And then... and then
- we'll go back to my place
- 1123
- 01:13:38,114 --> 01:13:40,715
- and throw on a couple
- of my action films,
- 1124
- 01:13:40,717 --> 01:13:42,817
- and watch them on the HD TV.
- 1125
- 01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:45,119
- - [MOOSE CHUCKLES]
- - Does that sound good, man?
- 1126
- 01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:48,990
- - I love you. I love you.
- - Ah, you, me,
- 1127
- 01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,025
- couple of action flicks,
- 1128
- 01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:54,328
- and some strawberry ice cream,
- right?
- 1129
- 01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:57,432
- - Just... just you and I, man.
- - [MOOSE] Just you and me.
- 1130
- 01:13:57,434 --> 01:14:00,501
- Wait, we just got to take
- these ropes off first, you know?
- 1131
- 01:14:00,503 --> 01:14:03,004
- - OK. OK.
- - Yeah? Alright.
- 1132
- 01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,105
- OK.
- 1133
- 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,676
- Man, wait till you see
- this collection.
- 1134
- 01:14:08,678 --> 01:14:10,278
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1135
- 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:14,282
- [GROANS]
- 1136
- 01:14:14,284 --> 01:14:17,018
- These are some serious knots.
- Where'd you learn these?
- 1137
- 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,120
- - YouTube.
- - YouTube?
- 1138
- 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,155
- YouTube. Teaches you everything.
- 1139
- 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:25,126
- Teaches you all kind of knots.
- C knots, barrel knots.
- 1140
- 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,129
- Put it here, pal.
- 1141
- 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:32,300
- [SIGHS]
- 1142
- 01:14:36,739 --> 01:14:38,506
- [GROANS]
- 1143
- 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:46,180
- [SCREAMS]
- 1144
- 01:14:54,491 --> 01:14:56,090
- [MOANING]
- 1145
- 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:03,364
- [GROANING]
- 1146
- 01:15:10,773 --> 01:15:13,241
- [SCREAMS]
- 1147
- 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:31,158
- [SOBBING]
- 1148
- 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,094
- You can't leave, Moose.
- 1149
- 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:35,796
- I'm nothing without you.
- 1150
- 01:15:35,798 --> 01:15:37,865
- [GROANS]
- 1151
- 01:15:40,303 --> 01:15:42,203
- [SOBS]
- 1152
- 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:49,176
- I just like your movies.
- 1153
- 01:15:51,614 --> 01:15:54,415
- - [GUNSHOT]
- - [SCREAMS]
- 1154
- 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:57,285
- - [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL]
- - [WAILING]
- 1155
- 01:15:57,287 --> 01:16:00,321
- - [GUNSHOT]
- - [SCREAMING]
- 1156
- 01:16:00,723 --> 01:16:02,857
- [GROWLING]
- 1157
- 01:16:02,859 --> 01:16:04,125
- [MOOSE HOWLING]
- 1158
- 01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:06,761
- - [GROANING]
- - [GUN CLICKS]
- 1159
- 01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:08,563
- [PANTING]
- 1160
- 01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:11,432
- - [EXHALES]
- - [GUN DROPS]
- 1161
- 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:15,169
- [SCREAMING]
- 1162
- 01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:17,972
- [HOWLING]
- 1163
- 01:16:21,578 --> 01:16:24,378
- [CRYING]
- 1164
- 01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:29,317
- [WAILING]
- 1165
- 01:16:32,488 --> 01:16:34,922
- [SHUDDERING]
- 1166
- 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:39,427
- [WAILING CONTINUES]
- 1167
- 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,368
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 1168
- 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,472
- [MOOSE SOBBING]
- 1169
- 01:16:51,474 --> 01:16:54,075
- [MOOSE GASPING]
- 1170
- 01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:59,013
- [WAILING]
- 1171
- 01:17:04,721 --> 01:17:07,221
- [SNIVELING]
- 1172
- 01:17:34,651 --> 01:17:36,484
- [UNLOCKS DOOR]
- 1173
- 01:17:59,409 --> 01:18:02,143
- [PANTING]
- 1174
- 01:18:33,009 --> 01:18:35,409
- - [MAN SPEAKING SPANISH]
- - [MEN LAUGHING]
- 1175
- 01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:36,610
- Oh, man!
- 1176
- 01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:38,746
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- 1177
- 01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:49,423
- [LAUGHING]
- 1178
- 01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:05,840
- Holy shit!
- 1179
- 01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:09,143
- [BRAKES SCREECH]
- 1180
- 01:19:17,653 --> 01:19:19,220
- Oh, my God!
- 1181
- 01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:21,555
- What happened?
- 1182
- 01:19:21,557 --> 01:19:23,524
- OK, you know what?
- It's OK, we're...
- 1183
- 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:27,194
- I'm gonna get you some help.
- I'm right here, buddy, OK?
- 1184
- 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:29,830
- [LEAH] 'And Hunter?
- He's an actor.'
- 1185
- 01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:32,533
- Oh, God, please, God.
- 1186
- 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:36,403
- [LEAH] 'And he's a survivor.
- 1187
- 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:40,841
- 'It's Dora
- that I'm worried about.'
- 1188
- 01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:43,344
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 1189
- 01:19:53,689 --> 01:19:55,589
- [POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
- 1190
- 01:19:55,591 --> 01:19:57,758
- [SIRENS WAILING]
- 1191
- 01:20:46,409 --> 01:20:47,808
- My head!
- 1192
- 01:20:47,810 --> 01:20:49,543
- [LEAH] 'I know, I know,
- 1193
- 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,646
- 'Moose lost his hand
- and his eye.
- 1194
- 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:56,717
- 'But eventually, he looked at it
- like a badge of honor.'
- 1195
- 01:20:56,719 --> 01:21:00,154
- I can't see without my glasses.
- What does it say?
- 1196
- 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:02,323
- It says, "Louise...
- Louise Fletcher."
- 1197
- 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:05,893
- Louise Fletcher,
- she's not a good nurse.
- 1198
- 01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:08,128
- - No.
- - She's not.
- 1199
- 01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:10,397
- No, she's not.
- 1200
- 01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,909
- [MOOSE] I am not a stalker!
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