Dream Journal

>became a god and tried to kill some dog and its owner
>failed and kept using some level select screen to reset
>go on joyride with parents while running people over for shit and giggles
>went on an assault on Nat. Guard base while trying to save my companions loadouts
>got shitfaced at friends house while eating peetzer
>drunkenly left only to wind up back there
>house morphed into some mansion
>got killed trying to escape
>possessed some lowrider with monster truck tires

>got with dream girl
>turned out she was some yandere bitch who kept trying to stab me
>shot her dead
>her bro and dad almost reacted, but it was just a what if scenario(?)
>still with her
>go on some website where I can somehow control what Trump says
>use and abuse my power
>somehow start playing some GTA styled game that involved some bastardized version of the inauguration
>they end up sinking a boat that belonged to Obama to signify the new presidency
>there was also an underwater helicopter for some reason
>play GTA Trump Edition while being little ratfucks
>crash a helicopter into some plane/heli hybrid with an inflable body and cause it to crash
>go to trump tower except it has some weird ass spinning elevator
>try and go down to the area where Baron and whatever her name was
>elevator door turns into a small porthole to observe an empty room
>girl and I try to have sex only to get cockblocked
>her family start sleeping downstairs to ruin us further
>her dad transforms into a strange hamster creature
>we do too

>play some weird Digimon RPG
>shit was kinda VRish like SAO
>go gamble and try to buy expensive fucking fish while hanging out with Kirito
>lock myself to the chaos route styled like something from SMT
>other routes were human and digimon
>human was focused around Todd Rogers
>take screenshots and post them on PSN
>nobody comments

>play some weird ass verson of FFXV
>it turns out I never beat it
>opens up with the ending
>have to fight 4 bosses like BoTW
>some little ratfuck ran one of em
>beat ratfuck
>somehow start chatting up girl
>pretty sure we started dating
>somehow get to the ending of FFXV
>have to fight each one in order
>need to fight the Leviathan from normal FFXV while underwater
>for some reason switch to Ignis
>he complains about not being able to get to Noctis
>says something about how prompto would be better
>gets there anyway
>beat him only for him to turn into some cutsie
>he turns into some cutesy lizard
>Noct's waifu shoots him with bow
>disappears because she was just a spirit
>have to fight some mechanical beast ran by ratfuck
>reality begins to contort
>I am now a character in the game
>get captured by ratfuck and have to escape
>steal a guard's gun and hold him hostage
>we kinda become friends
>tell him to distract another guard while I hide in a room
>Ardyn is in the room shapeshifted as some chick
>shoot him with my gun
>fucker kills me
>reload save
>dont hide in room and tough it out in the hall
>get murdered by ratfuck
>game goes back to being a game
>fight the beast with help from some black Guts wannabe
>the party goes inside the beast
>ratfuck calls us his minions while trying to give a big bad speech
>attack him
>is a hologram
I think one party member was dying after every boss
>have to fight some giant ass goron
>win
>each party member is now alive and piloting a boss
>we fight some boss and win
>game has a timegap
>everyone is old now
>we have fight the true final boss THE MONSTER OF THE DEEP
>he is a stingray with a long fucking tail
>skin also looked rocky as fuck
>win
>go back to ending with Ardyn
>turns out he is a Woody doll
>dad gives me an Ardyn doll to give to Ardyn
 >give it to him via the table in front of me
>POOF
>he is now in Ardyn form
>normal ending
>just remember that I beat it in 2016
>turns out my copy morphed into some special copy

>go home with second GF via a blimp
>start heading inside
>get distracted and casually talk to a girl outside my house
>second GF gets jealous and threatens to break up
>no
>k


>turns out I had a 3rd GF who got into a severe accident outside my house involving a dumpster truck
>2nd GF and I wave as she screams in agony
>suddenly everything turns into Last Bullet
>Elo goes nuclear on me for stringing along 3 girls
>just remembered I never chose to be in a relationship with two of them
>reality changes to turn me into a liar
>Elo demands I screencap all discord conversations I had with them because he is losing his memory in 10 minutes
>also demands I apologize to them
>k

>go to hospital to visit 3rd GF
>turns out I am in NG+ of Last Bullet
>also turns out I had partied up with some child from Africa
>fight Asuna and Kirito in a fight I'm supposed to lose
>win anyway because NG+
>try to get some flowers from the lobby for 3rd GF
>I dont even know if she is alive
>get into gunfight for flowers
>dream ends

End my 1 night 2 dream saga