RO/AC: Deep cleansing

-- abstruseContradiction [AC] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
AC: Hello there!
RO: how you hey Bahari?
AC: I apologize if I'm bothering ψou, but have ψou been contacted bψ an...odd redblood latelψ?
RO: your apologising?
RO: that actually yes CIRRIN RUNFAR was trolled by a red weirdo
RO: two if you count Amaloc
AC: This one who contacted me seemed...verψ adherent to the spectrum. Almost religiouslψ, in fact.
RO: dont remember much about the spectrum
RO: but there was a religious type!
RO: going on about some god or something
RO: does that help?
AC: Ψes, that one!
AC: He called me a "warriorblood" and an "acolψte". Then after I denied it he went on about how as a highblood I shouldn't let those lower than mψself insult me.
RO: that sounds like well some kind of sense at least?
AC: Well I suppose it does but then he started talk of some Bloodψ One.
RO: that was the name!
RO: he sees all
AC: Supposedlψ!
AC: Oh, he also said that I will be tested.
RO: by him?
RO: why should he be testing you?
AC: I don't know, but then he proceeded to cleanse mψ soul.
RO: haha what thats how does that work?
AC: According to this troll ψou just need to read some verses of something and ψour soul is cleansed!
RO: dont think CIRRIN RUNFARs ever heard of a tradition like that
AC: I certainlψ haven't. What did he end up telling ψou?
RO: honestly CIRRIN RUNFAR wasnt paying too much attention
RO: something about a crusade and a book
-- abstruseContradiction [AC] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
-- abstruseContradiction [AC] changed their mood to RELAXED --
AC: A crusade and a book? That's...different.
RO: he didnt say anything about them to you?
AC: No, nothing at all.
RO: thats odd seeing as he testing and cleansing you
RO: said it was secret knolledge
AC: If he's testing and cleansing me he should have the common courtesψ to tell me about a book!
RO: hey you know that almost sounds like an insult
AC: It does?
RO: lack of courtesy?
AC: Oh I suppose it does! He would probablψ saψ something like "Now ψour soul is cleansed even more because ψou insulted someone of such lower blood! The Bloodψ One is pleased!" So on and so forth.
RO: this guys weeeeird
RO: not that theres anything wrong with insulting lowbloods or anything
AC: Well it's not perceived to be wrong anψwaψ.
RO: which is the same thing really
AC: Hmm, I suppose.
RO: well anyway
RO: the guys was asking CIRRIN RUNFAR about where to find some highbloods
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wasnt the one to send him your way btw
AC: Usuallψ lowbloods wouldn't go looking for highbloods. This troll is just getting stranger and stranger!
RO: and also
RO: he might be a mutant
AC: I wonder if he's just off his metaphorical rocker.
RO: exactly!
RO: which is why CIRRIN RUNFAR didnt want to send him to anyone
AC: Well thank ψou for being that considerate. I wonder where he heard of me, then? Hmm.
RO: no idea
RO: not sure why he contacted CIRRIN RUNFAR
RO: he was clearly hoping for someone better
RO: bloodwise
AC: That must have been quite the disappointment.
AC: Wait that didn't come out right.
AC: I didn't mean for that to sound insulting!
RO: your soul is now cleansed
AC: I think mψ soul would be less cleansed because of me not wanting to insult ψou! Oh dear now mψ soul is all dirtψ.
RO: oh no what are you going to do now?
AC: I think the best thing for me to do now is hope mψ soul will one daψ be cleansed once more.
RO: or maybe you have to insult some other lowbloods
RO: like Elizan
RO: she seems like an easy target for sick burns
AC: Oh dear, I couldn't possiblψ go around purposefullψ insulting others. I guess mψ soul'd just going to have to staψ tainted!
RO: but then what
RO: okay CIRRIN RUNFAR has no idea what a soul is for or why it needs cleaning
AC: A soul is..hmm. It's a verψ difficult thing to explain! It's...theoreticallψ something that makes ψou ψou? It's sort of...a ghostψ tψpe thing to some!
RO: the thing that makes CIRRIN RUNFAR CIRRIN RUNFAR?
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR always thought CIRRIN RUNFAR just was
AC: Ψes well theoreticallψ it's what gives ψou spirit and emotion and whatnot!
RO: wondered where those things came from
RO: so its kinda a big deal? or not?
AC: Well it's often debated on whether theψ actuallψ exist or not. It's just sort of a...metaphorical thing at this point?
RO: so it could just be fake?
AC: It could be!
RO: oooh wow its so hard to work out which of these possibly fake things to believe in
RO: like romantic serendipity thats pretty traditional and lots of people believe in
RO: but then theres that sanguine god CIRRIN RUNFARs never heard of before
AC: Well I've never heard of this bloodψ god either.
RO: yup but then there are other obscure cults around the place
RO: er you know if you ever do want to start insulting people CIRRIN RUNFAR used to flarp as a class that was pretty much based on insult sword fighting
RO: could maybe help you if you needed it
AC: Oh well thank ψou for the offer! But I don't think I want to start insulting people.
RO: suit yourself its your soul
AC: I think mψ soul will be just fine.
RO: alright well CIRRIN RUNFARs gonna disappear then
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from abstruseContradiction [AC] at 02:14 --