red pros:
- people won't know you're there
- get away with crimes
- you dont have to put pants on if you dont want to

red cons:
- people won't know you're there
- not being able to see your own body

blue pros:
- yay im a bird
- easy travel

blue cons:
- FAA regulations
- freak of nature that's gonna get too much attention

yellow pros:
- you always know the truth when you're talking to someone
- always 1 step ahead of the person you're arguing with

yellow cons:
- you're inevitably going to be hurt by someone's inner thoughts
- you'll know stuff that you have to keep to yourself bc who tf is gonna trust a mindreader

green pros:
- don't wanna hang out but also don't wanna say no? just hide by turning into an elephant :genius:
- you can be a baby goat

green cons:
- overall not very useful

orange pros:
- fast as frick, never late

orange cons:
- pretty dangerous for you & others

purple pros:
- no wall can stop you

purple cons:
- people are gonna notice you and it'll turn into a thing

grey pros:
- who wouldnt wanna do this
- rearranging your house from your couch
- cooking dinner from the couch #talented
- throw susan at a wall when susan is being a hoe. heck off, susan!

grey cons:
- people are gonna notice stuff moving on its own
- you'll become lazier

pink pros:
- help ppl out
- save yourself from papercuts

pink cons:
- i cant think of any