Rap of Centiuries lyrics

You can’t even fight so you use dynamite (x4)
Hehhh
Yeaaa
My name’s Dan Le
I’m really overwait
I’m ugly as hell
(Above is during the repetition sequence)

Hi my name is Smith and I use dynamite
Ya wanna know why? Its cause I can’t even fight
I like to play hunger games as you can see
When people see me, they know they gotta flee
I’m really good, I’m the best bomber yet
Brawler, knight, a wolf as a pet? (Hah!)
Those kits suck TNT's the way to go
I must say your IQ's really low!

You can’t even fight so you use dynamite (x4)
For this rap, I decided I won’t even wear armor
I still win my games cause I’m a real charmer
Ya can’t say I won cause I had better gear
Get a new excuse and stop drinking beer!
Now they say I’m hacking, they say I got lucky
Luck isn’t the problem its just that you're really sucky
Stop complaining, stop your pouting
You're really loud, stop your shouting!

You even fight so you use dynamite (x4)
You might ask now, "Why you killing your own team?"
The answers that I like to eat cookies and cream
And if I ain't got a challenge I ain't eating no cookies
So when I ain't got a teammate I can 1v2 the rookies
The game is too boring when my teammate is alive
I always wonder when a real challenge will arrive
Speak of the devil, this guy’s 2000 wins!
But he jumps in the water, and that’s a mortal sin

You can’t even fight so you use dynamite (x4)
Most players here, well they’re not as good as me
In fact, I don’t know if they can even count to three
They’re not very skilled and they’re not very smart
They should go back to playing Mario Kart!
I know in this rap I’ve been doing lots of bragging
But man I gotta ask, why your pants are always sagging?
I rarely lose in Hunger Games, I’m always dominating
What’s up with these people that are into Minecraft dating?

You can’t even fight so you use dynamite (x4)
(Ding dong) “Why is the doorbell ringing all the time!?!?”

(Good section commences)
Hey guys we interrupt this program for a couple of shoes
(Better part commences)

Dahhh
Hey guys welcome to Outlast 2
It’s crazy in here!

Hey guys, my name is Jim
Take a hike, take a swim
We’re taking a nap in the Georgia Strait
I arrive at school about an hour late
Ya smell like pee, ya smell like farts
Get some brains, you’re unsmart
Mineplex Survival Games
My friend’s tryhard names
Sometimes I wish that Minecraft’s playerbase wasn’t so lame
I have intelligence, get up and tell the gents
People respect you when you speak with eloquence
Learned that from Jim Mandon
Play Bomber with Brandon
Outlast 2 starts with a failed helicopter landing
Huuaaah I’m runnin’ outta breath!

You’re bad at pvp, so you do the parkour
You can’t use a swor so you use dynamite
You can’t even fight, so you use TNT
Outlast 2, Outlast 3
I’m winning these games unbelievably
No armor, just bombs and a cup of tea
I got some string and a piece of ham
Bomb in the face, Harry’s rice and spam

I’m kinda glad the anticheat is bad
I get to kill hackers and it makes them mad
So thanks Mineplex for not fixing things
Buggy games and 1,000 ping
I said myself, I need a challenge
It’s pretty fun when the kits ain’t balanced
Everyone complains that the server’s awful
But it’s alright, we got Belgian waffles!

The final verse, we’re wrapping up
Drink water out of a plastic cup
Rap of decades, rap of years
Rap of centuries, give a cheer
You are poor, you have no money
(Special Feature from Cabin Loop) SHUT UP!
The Musical, the Easter Bunny

Are you ready for outlast 3?
Daniel Cook, you must be crazy!
(fin)

Intelligence
Tell the gents
Eloquence
That’s called rime guys!