##java sucks

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(11:47:29 AM) Topic for ##java set by tjsnell at 9:34:37 AM on 12/23/2014
(11:47:36 AM) voodookobra: https://download.oracle.com
(11:47:37 AM) voodookobra: smh
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(11:48:38 AM) dreamreal: yeah
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(11:51:45 AM) tjsnell: smh?
(11:52:02 AM) voodookobra: shaking my head
(11:52:08 AM) voodookobra: at Oracle
(11:52:15 AM) voodookobra: I want to download the JDK for my college class
(11:52:23 AM) cheeser: ~downloads
(11:52:23 AM) javabot: Find current releases for Java at http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/index.html . Older releases can be found at http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/archive-139210.html
(11:52:24 AM) voodookobra: but I can't trust the connection
(11:52:33 AM) cheeser: go to town!
(11:52:45 AM) dreamreal: voodookobra: apt-get or yum can do it for you
(11:53:03 AM) voodookobra: so can rpm and pacman
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(11:53:25 AM) dreamreal: yep, although why you'd use rpm when yum is available is beyond me
(11:53:27 AM) voodookobra: but if Oracle can't even deploy TLS properly in 2015, how can we expect them to do anything right security-wise? :)
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(11:53:34 AM) cheeser: ~~ voodookobra downloads
(11:53:34 AM) javabot: voodookobra, Find current releases for Java at http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/index.html . Older releases can be found at http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/archive-139210.html
(11:53:39 AM) dreamreal: so don't use java
(11:53:47 AM) tjsnell: voodookobra: please use english here not a bunch of short hard to decipher acronyms
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(11:54:06 AM) voodookobra: "hard to decipher acronyms
(11:54:07 AM) voodookobra: "
(11:54:08 AM) voodookobra: wat
(11:54:09 AM) cheeser: it's not about deploying TLS.  it's about cert management.  so get off your fucking high horse and go download the JDK
(11:54:12 AM) odinsbane: TLS?
(11:54:16 AM) voodookobra: Transport Layer Security
(11:54:18 AM) cheeser: fucking know it all students...
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(11:54:33 AM) voodookobra: cert management is part of TLS deployment
(11:54:35 AM) freeone3000: odinsbane: Oracle has screwed up their TLS with their akaimi cloud provider - they issued their own cert on the akaimi hostname.
(11:54:35 AM) tjsnell: voodookobra: fucking speak english and don't be a lazy twit when typing, thanks!
(11:54:43 AM) voodookobra: wat isn't an acronym
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(11:54:46 AM) cheeser: "i'm 19 and i know better than errybody!"
(11:54:47 AM) eptalon: heyas
(11:55:00 AM) freeone3000: odinsbane: It's an understandable error, but they're a multi-billion dollar company and it's been months, and honestly, it's a bit embarrasing for them.
(11:55:01 AM) You have been kicked by tjsnell: (no more wat)