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Jade Cries, Stfu Jade.

Apr 25th, 2016
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  1. Covet: -Cadence was sitting in front of the oven watching it cook and the cheese bubble on top. Her eyes were glassy and clearly the munchies were set in at this point from getting high earlier. In her lap was Soot who was batting and jumping at her braid trying to play with it. Hashie was off sleeping somewhere, probably in the sink in her bathroom again.-
  2. Alexithymiaa: -Jade rubbed the sleep from her eyes, pulling open her bedroom door and pushing at her messy hair pulled back behind her head. She yawned and stepped down into the kitchen, immediately moving over to the coffee pot to start a pot before looking down at Cadence and speaking in a groggy voice. "What're you doing?"-
  3. Tsaaq: Remy walked out of the bedroom, scratching his stomach. "Oh my god." He sighed, seeing the furball in Cadence's lap from where he was walking. He unknowingly spoke loud because his ear buds had been in and blaring what was probably FOB but before Save Rock And Roll, probably Infinity On High. He went to glance at what Cadence was looking at then went to the fridge.
  4. Covet: Did you guys smell it? You must have....Well it's got at least six more minutes. -She said, not moving from the front of the oven, but she hissed out when she felt Soot's claws dig into her boobs- OUCH! You adorable little asshole, Okay you're done...I'm done...-she picked him up out of her lap and lightly slid him across the wood floor on his side, to which he scrambled back to have done again.- No, I'm not playing with you, stop it. -She turned around, spinning on her butt to face the other two- What're you two doing?
  5. Alexithymiaa: "Coffee." She mumbled, rubbing a hand over her face and setting the coffee pot on before leaning against the counter. She looked to Remy and then Cadence, giving a small jerk of her shoulder. "Same thing I did for the last three days."-
  6. Tsaaq: He nodded his head along to the music as he stared at the fridge and sputtered his lips, singing a little under his breath. He turned his head and saw Jade was speaking which wasn't that important. "WHAT?" Remy asked loudly after seeing Cadence's lips move. He pulled out one of his earbuds and rose and eyebrow.
  7. Covet: Did you just wake up? Are you dying...dear god if you are sick or something, please for the love of god, don't share. -Cadence said rambling to Jade, then laughed at Remy who hadn't been paying attention- I said did you smell the pizza, and what are you doing...Besides being sexy as fuck?
  8. Alexithymiaa: "No, I'm not sick..." She mumbled, reaching to pull a mug down from the cabinet and set it down on the counter. "There's just nothing else to do."-
  9. Tsaaq: "Oh. No I didn't but now I know there's pizza so... Awesome." Remy said with a curt nod. "I was in there reading and shit." He pointed at their room. "Not horrible freshman papers for Coffman, It was leisurely reading." Remy explained, closing the fridge after he grabbed a whole jug of water and drank from it.
  10. Covet: So...You just slept...and drank coffee...all weekend? That sounds....Boring. -Cadence told Jade, with a slight shrug, not having much room to talk because all she did was hang out with Remy,get stoned, sex and catted- Oooh, Leisurely reading...that sounds so dignified. We should get matching smoking jackets or something. We can look all classy and shit while we smoke.
  11. Alexithymiaa: "Better than going outside." She retorted, watching the kitten do cute kitty things. "Reading is better than going outside too."-
  12. Tsaaq: Remy furrowed his eyebrows because he didn't like seeing his own qualities in other people but instead of saying something mean he pursed his lips and sipped on the water a little long while staring at Jade. "I don't know. It seemed like a day to just read, no big deal." He said. "Nah, jackets sound like a lot of work. We can get arm bands or something." He muttered and went to stand behind Cadence. "That cat is the Hayley of cats. It's small, it's cute, it demands attention, it hurts you but manages to still look adorable. Stop it." He waved his finger at the kitten.
  13. Covet: Eew, the outside? What's that....-Cadence said scrunching up her nose, then her facial expression changed again to a smile- Oooh Armbands could be cool, Now that I think about it smoking jackets would make me think of Hugh Hefner, and then one of us would have to dress up in a sexy bunny suit, and to be quite honest, I'm not sure who'd look hotter in that....-she trailed off than cracked up laughing when Remy mentioned Soot being the Hayley of Cats. The timer dinged for the pizza and she threw her arms in the air- Pizza's Done! Where are the hot pads?-she said jumping up and moving around Remy, bumping into him intentionally with her butt-
  14. Alexithymiaa: -She grabbed the coffee pot and poured a good amount into her mug, replacing the pot into the machine and moving to the fridge to grab the milk. "Exactly. No one wants to go outside. Where there's people. People are the worst."-
  15. Tsaaq: "I'm definitely not dressing up like a bunny." He said quickly. "Like, you mean like... Oven mitts?" Remy furrowed his eyebrows a moment and slapped her bottom and went to sit his water jug down. He stared at Jade a moment."Who surprise stuck their thumb in your forthy asshole?" Remy casually asked Jade with a raise of his eyebrow. "Like I know you hate human interaction but, sounds like a lot more than usual." He shrugged.
  16. Covet: Fine, I'll wear the sexy lingerie and bunny ears, you don't have to twist my arm or anything...Yeah Oven mitts! Thing to not make my hands do the burny thing..OUCH!-she yelped from Remy's slap on her ass, then opened a drawer and found them, pulled the pizza out of the oven and set it on the stove, before turning the oven off, and looked at Jade- You're talking to the king of hating people, he knows a thing or two. -she said using the oven mitts as hand puppets-
  17. Tsaaq: ((*FROTHY))
  18. Alexithymiaa: -She started to doctor her coffee, not looking up at either of them. "Everyone here just sucks." She said blandly before lifting her coffee up to take a sip. "Everyone where sucks, I guess."-
  19. Covet: [Remy...why is her asshole frothy though...]
  20. Tsaaq: ((Because the statement has to be memorable.))
  21. Alexithymiaa: (Shes trying to ignore it because she doesnt want to cry in front of him)
  22. Tsaaq: ((Memorable as it is devastating.))
  23. Tsaaq: He shook his head. "I'll try to savor the mental image until it happens." He looked over to Cadence and lifted his shoulders into a shrug. "Listen... It's not like I'm just blindly hating people cause I'm a big baby." He began to say. "I've seen some shit man. And stuff... I wouldn't reccomend it." Remy murmured in a comical old man voice. "Yeah I know." He said to Jade sternly. "Listen to 'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd and keep it pushing. That's how the world works. You
  24. Tsaaq: ((fuuuuuu-))
  25. Tsaaq: : He shook his head. "I'll try to savor the mental image until it happens." He looked over to Cadence and lifted his shoulders into a shrug. "Listen... It's not like I'm just blindly hating people cause I'm a big baby." He began to say. "I've seen some shit man. And stuff... I wouldn't reccomend it." Remy murmured in a comical old man voice. "Yeah I know." He said to Jade sternly. "Listen to 'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd and keep it pushing. That's how the world works. You're either part of the problem or part of the solution."
  26. Covet: You shouldn't be that surprised, I told you as much when you first got here. -Cadence said then looked at Remy, smirking, entertained by his "old man" impression- This is true, but that doesn't make you any less of a King in my eyes...Wow did that sound as bad as I think it did?...-she squinted and facepalmed herself, before perking up and pointing to Remy- Exactly...That. But don't let these fucks drive you to the bedroom so you turn into a hermit. They don't deserve that kind of control.
  27. Alexithymiaa: "Honestly, I'd rather spend time by myself than with those jerks anyway." She took another sip of her coffee before setting the mug down on the counter. "If I'm just away avoiding everyone, how am I part of anything? Neither the problem or the solution."-
  28. Tsaaq: Remy's eyes widened. "Jesus Christ, Cay." He whispered and shook his head at her, going to pat her shoulder. Remy screwed up his face at Jade and furrowed his eyebrows. "What do you mean, you're the epitome of the problem? Instead of trying to change stuff and make the world better you decide to cry because somebody broke one of your crayons in half." He scoffed. "Besides, that a luxury. Hiding from the world is a luxury that only few like yourself can enjoy. There are people who can't just seperate themselves from everyone and achieve the goals they want. They have to be uncomfortable and they have to deal with it. Like my sister, or Bliss, or Steph. How is that NOT part of the problem?" He ranted a little.
  29. Covet: Okay I don't want to be a bitch here, but....it's kind of what I do... But I mean it in the best possible way...so...this whole...I don't need anyone act, to make you look cool thing... you got going on... Isn't going to make you feel any better. You gotta open up and yeah...make the changes happen. Otherwise you'll never grow. -She said then listened to the rest of Remy's rant, a little confused now-
  30. Tsaaq: ((WHY IS CADENCE CONFUSED.))
  31. Alexithymiaa: (Jades confused too. She doesnt know what any of those people have to do with what hes talking about. Because she doesnt really know any of them well enough to know SHIT)
  32. Covet: [Because she thought they were talking about Jade, then he threw Hayley, Bliss, and Steph into the mix and She's stoned so connecting the dots isn't as easy XD]
  33. Tsaaq: ((Well Jade's confusion makes sense cause she's a self centered whore.))
  34. Covet: [Cadence is just having a stoner moment]
  35. Tsaaq: ((No he means like, people have serious fuckin' problems and this bitch is crying about what he assumes to be some dumb shit.))
  36. Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes and turned her head away from them, mulling over their words before letting out a sigh. "I don't really do friends. I never really had friends. Everyone at my school sucked so I just didn't talk to anyone. I don't really see college being much different."-
  37. Tsaaq: He opened his mouth as if he was about to argue once more then realized he was twenty something and had to be the adult. "Okay, this 'wah wah I don't do friends' shit is annoying. When you're done crying about how you're useless. I'm going to be over here." Remy said in a monotone, picking up his jug of water and starting out of the kitchen.
  38. Covet: Did you even get to know them, to know if they actually sucked or did you just assume? Cause I feel like that's kind of what's gone on. I mean you've lived here for a while, and I barely know you. Part of that is my fault, but seriously...instead of running to your room to hide, hang out for a second, Bitch with us...chill. If you want to go out or something ask...We're usually always up for a beer or a drink. -Cadence told her watching Remy head out of the kitchen.-
  39. Alexithymiaa: -She watched as Remy turned to walk away, grabbing for her coffee cup to slide her fingers around it uncomfortably. "The people I went to school with weren't very nice. They thought I was weird because I like black and have piercings. And they didn't care what they said about me or how mean it was to say..."-
  40. Tsaaq: He stopped in his tracks and stormed back over to the kitchen. "Are you fucking kidding me?" He grumbled under his breath and shook his head like he was about to explode.
  41. Covet: Okay well this isn't highschool. Have you seen how many people around here wear black? and have peircings and tatoos and god knows what else...Nobody is going to think you are weird because of that shit, however they will think you are weird if you run and hide all the time. People suck and are assholes, but the best part about it, is you can be one back to them when they are being fucks. Hell, sometimes you even get to punch them. But shit, You've become so sheltered and lost in your own head that it's kind of unhealthy....-Cadence told her, trying not to sound like too much of an asshole-
  42. Alexithymiaa: (I thought you were going to say "Trying not to sound like too much of an adult")
  43. Covet: [XD well that too]
  44. Alexithymiaa: -She pursed her lips and broke eye contact with Cadence because now she felt shitty, staring into her coffee like it would give her the answer to life's problems. "That's not... I'm...." She stumbled over her words, her nerves getting the better of her because she finally had tried to have a normal conversation and felt like a complete fool in front of them. "I don't see the point in trying so hard to make friends with people who are just jerks. Why bother? Why waste the time?"-
  45. Tsaaq: He crossed his arms over his chest while looking between Cadence and Jade. He furrowed his eyebrows and clearly looked pissed off at Jade's rationale but he cleared his throat instead, just so he wouldn't yell at her.
  46. Covet: Have you ever seen the movie Shrek? People like onions have layers. What comes off as jerkish or assholeness, is often the fore front of a person...Not everyone is that flat and shallow....well...Some people are, like Tony, but that's the least of his problems. You don't get to be upset about being sad and lonely, if you don't even give people the time of day...It's a two way street.
  47. Alexithymiaa: "But why do I have to go out of my way to try to be friends with people who are just going to be jerks to be until I work my ass off to peel back their layers? That's stupid. Why can't people just be nice unless they don't like you? That's why I like Bliss." She pouted like a fucking whiney ass bitch, taking another sip of her coffee.-
  48. Tsaaq: Remy chewed the inside of his cheek, pretty much sweating from how pissed off he was. "Because the world owes you nothing." He finally said softly then shut his mouth before anything could leave his lips.
  49. Covet: Because not everyone is as awesome as Bliss. Plain and simple. Kelsey is another nice one....Caroline is too...-Cadence looked over at Remy who looked like he was about to burst- Remy's right. The world doesn't owe you anything. You want to make friends...then you have to go out there and do it. Carpe diem and all that good shit. You have to at least meet them halfway though, or you will never see any results.
  50. Alexithymiaa: "I never see Kelsey anywhere, but the cafe and shes working. And I don't know Caroline...." She looked between the two of them, frowning when she felt like they were ganging up on her because it's my excuse and I'm tired. "It's fine. Whatever. It doesn't matter." She turned abruptly away from them, marching herself up into her room and closing the door behind her.-
  51. Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes. "You know, I never knew what the fuck Bliss was talking about when she complained about entitled people? But now I know." He muttered and looked over at Cadence. "She's crying about trivial shit that she brought on herself. That's not me being an asshole, that's the truth. People want to like this bitch, obviously. She just makes it hard for no fucking reason. Or maybe cause some stupid fifteen year olds said they didn't like goth or whatever like who fucking cares?" He grunted since she was finally gone.
  52. Covet: AGAIN...With the Running away! SEIZE THE DAY JADE! SEIZE THE DAY! -Cadence called after her then looked at Remy, while cutting up the pizza- Good Chat....We might be making progress....Don't quote me on that. -She listened to him get his rant out of his system while she cut the pizza into slices- I'm Proud of you. You didn't completely blow up on her. Even if she kind of deserved it a little bit. Okay more than a little bit. Just think...I could have turned out like that...But...I decided friends were a better option...for a while.
  53. Tsaaq: "Progress? That's a joke." He sputtered his lips loudly. "Me yelling at her would just give her another reason to cry and whine like she has real problems and she doesn't. I'm not adding to that self-pity bullshit." He waved his hand in the direction of Jade's room. "I'm going to finish reading my book or something." Remy mumbled, putting the water in the fridge.
  54. Covet: It was a joke...but yeah...hopefully she figures her shit out sooner rather than later. -Cadence said grabbing a plate to throw the pizza on to- We can munch, smoke a bowl and watch a movie if you want. Or I can go back to racing people and stealing their fake money...I was debating on Nymphomaniac two, but I'm not sure if Shia Lebouf is going to turn me off from all the boobage....-she said pounderously-
  55. Tsaaq: He shook his head. "I'm not her daddy, I shouldn't give a shit if she figures it out." Remy waved his hand at Cadence. "That's okay." He went to kiss her forehead. "I definitely need like... Some alone time or something after that." He sighed. "I'm gonna grab my book, a pack of cigarettes and I'll be back. I'm going to the roof for a little."
  56. Covet: Oh...okay. Racing and stealing people's money it is. Here, take a couple slices with you, and a napkin so you don't get grease on your book. -she told him handing him a couple slices wrapped up in a few papertowels, as she walked over to give him a peck on the cheek- If I don't see you come down in a few, I'll come check on you.
  57. Tsaaq: He nuzzled her mouth during the kiss with a laugh. "I'll be down. I promise." He said as he took the slices and speed-walked into the room to get his book and came back out. "I'll be back!" Remy called out heading out the door and closing it behind him. not bothering to get a shirt.
  58. Covet: Okay Terminator! -She told him with a laugh as he busted ass out of the apartment and she made her way back into the bedroom to game and shit.-
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