$name : The Order Scene Generator
$author : Linds
$description : Generates a scene!
$amount : 6
$picture :
$button : Abraca-fuck-yeah!

$character
Vaughn
Jack
Janet
Effie
Dipper
Patrick
Eliot
Alice
Laurent
Sharon
Topher
Charles
Erik
Damen
Fiona
Odette
Haymitch
Penny
Victor
Fletcher
May
Gaeta
Rhys
Athena
Kate
Simon
Sasha
Coulson
Evelyn
Kirk
Holden
Lily
McCoy

$object
aged and hand-annotated copy of Fellowship
pair of glasses with one lens cracked
aged and empty shadowbox mounted on the wall, with the faded outline of what used to be inside it
pair of underwear that say NYMPHO on the butt
letter from home
favorite coffee mug, in pieces
crumpled up piece of notebook paper stuck between the cushions of a window seat with a half-written love letter on it
quiz with a really bad grade
notecard that says FUCK YOU, underlined three times
single cufflink
instruction booklet from a battery-operated toy
cootie catcher with people's names inside it
elaborate pros/cons list
notecard with a list of names and phone numbers
someone's high school yearbook
disc 2 of Felicity Season 3 DVD box set
wallet-sized prom photo
cross like the one Sarah Michelle Gellar wears in Cruel Intentions

$magic object
a mostly-incinerated scrap of paper with a bit of spell visible
a set of disambiguated fingers for text to type
a worf pop figure that continuously practices with tiny batleth
a dried pool of love potion that you can't get off the side table
a pile of small circular discs the size of coins, with no markings
a rock with a rune (thurisaz) etched into it by hand
a blank tarot card from the rider waite deck (back design intact)
a small, handmade doll with a suspicious resemblance to someone in the room
a passport that you think you can read, but you actually can't
a slim 3 ring binder full of dodgy-looking spells printed from old usenet posts
a poison ring with suspicious residue inside
a rough and featureless clay golem, 6" tall
a half-finished, hand-drawn diagram of an obscure mental ward
a magic text that details 3 out of the 4 hand motions it takes to open it
a ziplock baggie with chopped roots inside, labeled USE BY 12/12
a shoe with a sigil carved into the rubber of the heel
a fully redacted novella, even the cover
a perfectly shaped, copper model of a big toe
a photo with a face scratched over by a sigil in pen
 a printout of the first page of google image search results for "nazar tattoo"
a covered petri dish, sealed with wax, with an unidentifiable substance inside
some notes for a spell, with "WRONG" in red ink and corrections down the sides
some photocopied pages in old english giving instructions on dream-spying
a paper on the ethics of mental manipulation/coercion

$motivation
think something has been stolen from you
just failed a test
need to make plans for an upcoming holiday to avoid going home
got ditched for a friday night date and need new plans
need to study for a test / write a paper
got sexiled and need a place to sleep
just had a fight with your parents/s.o. and need a place to cry or mope in privacy
promised you'd supply something for tonight's party that you now can't follow through on
are hungover as fuck from last night's party
didn't sleep last night bc last night's party kept you awake
just got told off by a teacher in front of everyone
need to be right about something, anything
think someone ate your last yogurt / drank your last beer
were supposed to meet someone for a study session but blew it off
need a ride into town
want company on your boring errands for the day
want coaching on texting your crush
need the entire coffee table to go over welters plays
overheard, and now have to keep, someone else's secret
have a really petty curse on you but can't ask for help
broke something practicing magic and don't want to fess up
need some hair,scrap of clothing, etc. from someone for a secret spell
need to borrow $100
are sick, need nurturing, feel embarrassed about it
are sick, demand nurturing, feel not at all embarrassed
are mad about something else and it taking it out here and now
just broke up, need angry anti boys/girls rant
are trying to get a friend to pay you back the money you loaned them
are waiting for an important phone call
are procrastinating making an important phone call
need detailed feedback on outfit for a date
need detailed feedback on a breakup / make-up email
need to get drunk enough to confront someone who’s been talking shit
need to get drunk enough to tell someone how they feel
are tired of always holding it together, need to break down
need a double-date tomorrow, so you're looking to set 2 people here up

$their motivation
thinks something has been stolen
just failed a test
needs to make plans for an upcoming holiday to avoid going home
got ditched for a friday night date and needs new plans
needs to study for a test / write a paper
got sexiled and needs a place to sleep
just had a fight with their parents/s.o. and needs a place to cry or mope in privacy
promised they'd supply something for tonight's party that they now can't follow through on
is hungover as fuck from last night's party
didn't sleep last night bc last night's party kept them awake
just got told off by a teacher in front of everyone
needs to be right about something, anything
thinks someone ate their last yogurt / drank their last beer
was supposed to meet someone for a study session but blew it off
needs a ride into town
wants company on their boring errands for the day
wants coaching on texting their crush
needs the entire coffee table to go over welters plays
overheard, and now has to keep, someone else's secret
has a really petty curse on them but can't ask for help
broke something practicing magic and dosn't want to fess up
needs some hair, scrap of clothing, etc. from someone for a secret spell
needs to borrow $100
is sick, needs nurturing, and feels embarrassed about it
is sick, demands nurturing, feels not at all embarrassed
is mad about something else and is taking it out here and now
just broke up, needs an angry anti boys/girls rant
is trying to get a friend to pay them back the money they loaned them
is waiting for an important phone call
is procrastinating making an important phone call
needs detailed feedback on outfit for a date
needs detailed feedback on a breakup / make-up email
needs to get drunk enough to confront someone who’s been talking shit
needs to get drunk enough to tell someone how they feel
is tired of always holding it together and needs to break down
needs a double-date tomorrow, so is looking to set 2 people here up

$tech incident
local swipe right from [character]
local swipe left from [character]
2 am buttdial from [character]
unusual / incriminating social media check in from [character]
facebook lyrics post by [character]
reblog of an old livejournal post from when [character] was in middle school
snap with the rainbow vomit filter from [character]
social justice rant shared on [character]'s tumblr
relationship status update from [character]
ex's selfie, which you instictively, accidentally 'like'
photo taken in the house that accidentally has a sex toy in the background
n00d / dick pic
photo of [character] in a snuggie
instagram of [character] passed out on the couch
email from [character] to [character] that you're BCC'd on
snap of [character]'s underwear on a doorknob
snap of "I <3 U" written in the snow, posted by [character]
[character]'s twitter selfie with obvious editing
accidental, drunk crush confession that you sent to [character] in a status update instead of a PM
text indicating that a ton of people overheard your drunk dial last night

$circumstances
found
lost

$relationship
was your roommate during the welters tournament hosted by brakebills
got stuck in an elevator with you
you met in a random encounter at a walmart 2 weeks before the 1st day of the 1st year of school
got into fender bender with you
crashed into you while running across the green late for class
had to share the last available study room with you
got stuck in the interminably long lunch line together with you
you caught doing a walk of shame early in the morning
you overheard pathetically begging a professor to let them turn a paper in late
you talked to while trying to reunite a shoe found outside your door after a kegger
overheard having an embarrassing conversation with their parents
you're arguing with over the last item in the fridge, because you both think it's yours
you got locked in a bathroom with at the last party
you're locked out of the party with, after you both wanted to escape outside
has been supplying you with your hook-up (drugs, something illegal or incriminating)
you're in a group project with in class, and your work styles are opposite
you overheard accidentally put an embarrassing voicemail on speaker
has a summer job at a place you literally have cause to visit every day
volunteered for your class experiment/case study
you've knighted, and they're taking it way too seriously
is the butler, and you're really abusing your power
was your jengus doppleganger, and you had so much fun you kept it up after the game
was your fake date for a visit to family
thinks you're crushing on them, but you think they're crushing on you: a 3rd party has parent-trapped you
is deeply indebted to you
you are deeply indebted to
is your co-conspirator in a long con prank
spent last night looking identical to you thanks to a Jengus incident
shares something really important in common with you, but they don’t know it yet

$timing
yesterday
this morning
after the big party last night
during the big party last night
during finals
during school break

$phrase

Today, you [motivation]. Also, you [circumstances] [magic object], sitting next to the [object] you [circumstances] [timing]. The only person around to help you is [character], who [their motivation]. When you scroll through your phone, the first thing on your feed is a [tech incident].<br><br>