There is a bright flash!
You feel like a new being.

Your eyes sting a little.

Isaac Schofield says, "YIKES"

Joey Quiver says, "Heyo."

You check yourself for injuries.

         Your chest is OK.

         Your head is OK.

         Your left arm is OK.

         Your right arm is OK.

         Your right leg is OK.

         Your left leg is OK.

Isaac Schofield says, "Hi"

The cloning console beeps, "Initiating scan..."

Joey Quiver has grabbed Scurra Bardus passively!

The monkey (628) rolls.

Isaac Schofield says, "Oh good i was stripped while i was dead"

Isaac Schofield says, "Ree"

Joey Quiver says, "Aww."

Joey Quiver says, "Sorry man."

Isaac Schofield says, "It happens of course"

Joey Quiver says, "Here's an axe."

Isaac Schofield exclaims, "Thank you!"

Joey Quiver says, "Mapefully that'll help."

Isaac Schofield says, "Now i can achieve my dreams"

You grab the fire axe (Wielded) with both hands.

Isaac Schofield says, "HEY"

The monkey (628) waves his tail.

Isaac Schofield says, "FUCKFACE"

Isaac Schofield has attacked Isaac Schofield in the left leg with the fire axe (Wielded)!

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Syndicate Command Update

Thank you for ordering a hot syndicate prostitute from us.

Please stand by.


Isaac Schofield has cut Isaac Schofield in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!


Captain Announces

Men I have lain with a woman. A feast is in order.


You are now carrying the fire axe with one hand.

Isaac Schofield has disarmed Isaac Schofield!

Your eyes sting a little.

Ricky Mclousky blinds you with the flash!

Isaac Schofield says, "NO"

Isaac Schofield says, "IM THE REAL ONE"

Isaac Schofield says, "I JUST GOT CLONED"

Ricky Mclousky says, "WHAT"

Isaac Schofield says, "HE STOLE ALL MY STUFF"

Ricky Mclousky hugs Isaac Schofield to make him feel better!

Isaac Schofield has cleaved Isaac Schofield in the left leg with the fire axe (Wielded)!

You step on the shard!

Ricky Mclousky has grabbed Isaac Schofield passively!

Isaac Schofield says, "FUCK"

Charles Jones gasps!

Isaac Schofield says, "That fucking ling transformed into me"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Stop"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Lets figure out what happened"

Isaac Schofield says, "Why would the lilng be naked"

Isaac Schofield says, "Be brainlet"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Yeah"

Isaac Schofield says, "Ling even"

Isaac Schofield says, "Why would the ling have a fucking fireaxe"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Ling would transform with gear"

Ricky Mclousky says, "And armblade"

Isaac Schofield says, "The guy who cloned me gave it to me"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Wait"

Ricky Mclousky says, "So"

Ricky Mclousky says, "What did this guy do then"


Captain Announces

I am no longer a virgin with rage


Ricky Mclousky tries to remove Isaac Schofield's Captain's jetpack.

Isaac Schofield says, "I didn't do shit to you"

Ricky Mclousky tries to remove Isaac Schofield's atmospherics winter coat.

Isaac Schofield says, "That guy must've stripped me and taken my DNA"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Well"

Isaac Schofield says, "After I died"

Ricky Mclousky says, "One of you is the ling."

Isaac Schofield says, "The man in the CE suit shot me"

Ricky Mclousky says, "You"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Don't leave"

Ricky Mclousky says, "We gotta figure this out"

Isaac Schofield says, "I will submit to being searched or whatever."

Ricky Mclousky says, "Alright"

Ricky Mclousky says, "CAPTAI"

[Common] Kanet'pruunance says, "Wuh"

Isaac Schofield says, "How would you ever figure that out"

[Common] Kanet'pruunance says, "Wuh"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Uhh"

Ricky Mclousky says, "I don't know"

Isaac Schofield says, "Well you can try killing both of us"

Ricky Mclousky says, "CP"

Isaac Schofield says, "And the one that comes back"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Hmm"

Isaac Schofield says, "Is a ling"

Isaac Schofield says, "Im not the one who assaulted someone with a fucking fire axe"

Ricky Mclousky says, "No"

Ricky Mclousky says, "A ling could pretend to stay dead"

Isaac Schofield says, "Oh, rip."

Ricky Mclousky says, "Hang on"

Ricky Mclousky says, "We gotta heal this guy"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Coem with me"

Gunther Viceroy has analyzed Charles Jones's vitals.

Isaac Schofield has punched Isaac Schofield!

Gunther Viceroy says, "And zhat's good enough"

You check yourself for injuries.

         Your chest is OK.

         Your head is OK.

         Your left arm is OK.

         Your right arm is OK.

         Your right leg is bruised.

         Your left leg is battered.

You are bleeding!

Gunther Viceroy has analyzed Charles Jones's vitals.

Ricky Mclousky has analyzed Isaac Schofield's vitals.

Charles Jones is detached from the IV drip

Ricky Mclousky applies the medical gauze on Isaac Schofield.

Charles Jones says, "Thanks"

Scurra Bardus snores.

You step on the shard!

Isaac Schofield says, "FUCK"

Isaac Schofield says, "I miss shoes"

Ricky Mclousky applies the bruise pack on Isaac Schofield.x2

You begin applying the medical gauze on yourself...

You apply the medical gauze on yourself.

Isaac Schofield says, "Thank you lizard man"


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Boooooooooooop

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


You are unable to equip that!

Ricky Mclousky says, "Uhhhh"

Charles Jones says, "Im not a lizard"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Hm"

Isaac Schofield says, "Take these damn cuffs off me"

Isaac Schofield says, "Oh"

Isaac Schofield says, "Why am i cuffed but he's not"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Not yet"

Isaac Schofield says, "Thank you non-lizard man"

Ricky Mclousky says, "One of you is a fake"

Isaac Schofield says, "He's the one who beat my ass"

Ricky Mclousky says, "And I only had one pair of cuffs"

Isaac Schofield exclaims, "You stole my shit!"

Isaac Schofield exclaims, "And my fucking DNA!"


Captain Announces

MEDBORG TO VAULT - helen


Isaac Schofield says, "Well i'm willing to cooperate but only if it's fair"

Isaac Schofield says, "Cuff me then."

Isaac Schofield says, "I'm fine with that."

Ricky Mclousky says, "I know he's a clone because his hari is bedhead"

Isaac Schofield says, "Yea cufff his ass"

Ricky Mclousky points to Isaac Schofield

Ricky Mclousky says, "He has bedhead hair"

Isaac Schofield says, "He could just walk up to a mirror and change it"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Why would he be naked with that hair"

Ricky Mclousky says, "If he didn't just get cloned"

Isaac Schofield says, "It would take two seconds"

Isaac Schofield says, "Yeah this would be a real good meme."

Ricky Mclousky says, "But why would he pretend to be a cloen"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Clone"

Isaac Schofield asks, "Also how would I as atmos tech get the captain's jetpack, too?"


Central Command Update

We are sending a wife-u with a nuclear activation code.

Not sure if it works with your nuke, though.


Isaac Schofield says, "Or wait."

Isaac Schofield says, "You, whatever."

Isaac Schofield says, "So he can murder my ass in broad daylight duh"

Isaac Schofield says, "My job."

Isaac Schofield says, "The captain's office is totally open"

Trevor Donkin says, "Oh shit"

Trevor Donkin has grabbed Paul Simon passively!

Ricky Mclousky says, "Hmm"

Isaac Schofield says, "Oh, that's unfortunate..."

Isaac Schofield says, "Rip."


Captain Announces

Captain, if having sex with a spider was all it took to lose your virginity, then i would have lost my virignity a long time ago. alas, you are still a virgin


Ricky Mclousky says, "Well"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Tell me"

Isaac Schofield says, "I'm not even being hostile"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Why you have his dna"

Ricky Mclousky says, "If you are not a ling"

Isaac Schofield says, "Tell me why he has my DNA if he's not a ling"

Leslie D'autel puts the jackboots into the surgical duffel bag.

Ricky Mclousky says, "He just got cloned"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Hi"

Leslie D'autel puts the box into the security satchel.

Isaac Schofield says, "Could've been transformation stung i guess"

Trevor Donkin says, "Woah"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Figuring out a ling situation"

Isaac Schofield says, "I was just cloned! Joey Quiver gave me his axe."

Trevor Donkin says, "There are two isaacs"

Leslie D'autel unlocks the security officer's locker.

Trevor Donkin says, "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS REAL"

Isaac Schofield says, "I walked up to the exit of medbay."

Ricky Mclousky says, "One is a ling"

Trevor Donkin puts the box into the captain's backpack.

The blood soaks through your bandage.

Isaac Schofield says, "And I saw myself."

Leslie D'autel locks the security officer's locker.

Isaac Schofield asks, "Can i be blamed for going HAM?"

Ricky Mclousky says, "I am not totally sure yet trevor"

Trevor Donkin says, "Cremate them both"

Ricky Mclousky says, "No"

Trevor Donkin says, "Very effective"

Isaac Schofield says, "Yea cremate us both"

Isaac Schofield says, "Yeah, that's what I- wait."

Ricky Mclousky says, "That's a horrible idea"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Hello lawyer"

Mota-Kasa has analyzed Mota-Kasa's vitals.

Trevor Donkin says, "No its perfect"

Mota-Kasa has analyzed Mota-Kasa's vitals.

Isaac Schofield says, "I mean I do want the ling to die, but I don't want to die, you know."

Isaac Schofield says, "Take my cuffs off"


Captain Announces

Captain is nuking the station goodbye crew


Isaac Schofield says, "If that makes sense."

Isaac Schofield says, "I wasn't even being aggressive"

Ricky Mclousky says, "Hmm"

Ricky Mclousky says, "What if"

Ricky Mclousky says, "We had"

Isaac Schofield exclaims, "You have all my shit, fucker!"

Mota-Kasa has analyzed Mota-Kasa's vitals.

Ricky Mclousky asks, "A TRIAL?"

Mota-Kasa has analyzed Mota-Kasa's vitals.

Ricky Mclousky puts the epinephrine medipen into the first-aid kit.

Isaac Schofield says, "That's a crime, at least."

Trevor Donkin says, "Have a fight to the death"

Mota-Kasa starts to apply the bruise pack on herself...

Isaac Schofield says, "Also not being human."

Mota-Kasa applies the bruise pack on herself.

Isaac Schofield says, "Well I'd lose, obviously."

Ricky Mclousky says, "Wait"

Isaac Schofield says, "I'll fuckin whoop his ass to the death"

Isaac Schofield says, "I'm a squishy unrobust human."

Trevor Donkin says, "Or we kill both and see which one wakes up"

Ricky Mclousky says, "WE KNOW HE'S A CLONE"

Isaac Schofield says, "He's a changeling."

Outgoing message to allied station
Captain took 20 seconds with a woman, and now he's so mad he's going to kill us all because of his ED. That is all.


Ricky Mclousky says, "BECAUSE HE HAS CELLULAR DAMAGE"

Trevor Donkin says, "KILL BOTH AND SEE WHICH ONE WAKES UP"

Ricky Mclousky points to Isaac Schofield

Ricky Mclousky says, "NO"

Ricky Mclousky says, "NO KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE TREVOR"

Ricky Mclousky applies the bruise pack on Isaac Schofield.x2

Isaac Schofield says, "Thank you buddy."

Trevor Donkin shows you:  Trevor Donkin's ID Card (Assistant).

Ricky Mclousky says, "GUNTHER-"


Captain Announces

Big tiddy goliath gf


Isaac Schofield says, "I'd prefer to get home to my spacewife and spacekids"

Ricky Mclousky says, "ACK"

Isaac Schofield vomits a glob of acid on his the cable restraints!

B.O.B. Announces:
Please do not say mean things about my captain.


Trevor Donkin hugs Isaac Schofield to make him feel better!

You hug Trevor Donkin to make him feel better!

Trevor Donkin says, "Alright ling piece of shit"

Trevor Donkin says, "Time to die"

Trevor Donkin attemped to disarm Isaac Schofield!

Trevor Donkin has pushed Isaac Schofield!

Isaac Schofield says, "HELP"

Trevor Donkin shakes Isaac Schofield trying to get him up!

Ricky Mclousky has attacked Isaac Schofield in the left arm with the pocket crowbar!

Trevor Donkin hugs Isaac Schofield to make him feel better!

Ricky Mclousky has bludgeoned Isaac Schofield in the chest with the pocket crowbar!

Trevor Donkin attempted to disarm Ricky Mclousky!

Ricky Mclousky says, "KILL"

Isaac Schofield says, "Trevor donkin is"

Trevor Donkin has pushed Ricky Mclousky!

Ricky Mclousky says, "LING"

Isaac Schofield says, "Ling"

Trevor Donkin has grabbed Isaac Schofield passively!

You shake Ricky Mclousky trying to get him up!

Ricky Mclousky says, "HE OOSZED"

Attention! Station-wide emergency declared!
Access restrictions on maintenance and external airlocks have been lifted.


Ricky Mclousky says, "HELP"

Ricky Mclousky says, "TWO LINGS"

Leslie D'autel asks, "Eh?"

Leslie D'autel asks, "Two lings you say?"

Isaac Schofield says, "Trevor donkin and me"

Isaac Schofield says, "I mean not me"


Central Command Update


Nuclear Self Destruct Codes Requested

The codes for the on-station nuclear self-destruct have been requested by Christian Weston Chandler. Confirmation or denial of this request will be sent shortly.


Paul Simon snores.

Isaac Schofield says, "But the person pretending to be me"

Ricky Mclousky says, "ISSAC SCHOFIELD AND TREVOR DONKIN"

Ricky Mclousky says, "ARE LINGS"