twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2017-06-28 [17:07] - 347fe20e-e266-437c-bcd5-060b40bb99a2.mpeg

[17:07:38] monotonetim: it's like the last gasp of cruddiness
[17:07:40] zelst: the snot is always on the way out
[17:07:44] squidmochi: snot nosed brat
[17:07:48] monotonetim: sometimes I try to put it back in
[17:07:52] allstar3339: vidja games cerHype
[17:08:00] monotonetim: can't lose my precious bodily fluids
[17:08:18] allstar3339: did you try the healing power of beck?
[17:08:19] koolman9921: Yes?
[17:08:37] perciacalos: Why would anyone release the parachute before it makes you?
[17:08:46] notoriousrisk: TIM!!!!
[17:08:55] notoriousrisk: dang still sick
[17:09:08] notoriousrisk: who got u sick give me an address
[17:09:09] allstar3339: we need to get tim some emergency beck
[17:09:14] daveboy924: If you see a place off in the distance that you feel you need the extra time to glide over to, Percia.
[17:09:43] tev216: timWagon timOx timOx
[17:09:43] perciacalos: Meanwhile at lag studios
[17:09:48] rintezuka1: frames
[17:09:55] koolman9921: Yes killed the frames
[17:10:03] rintezuka1: 10 fps cinematic view
[17:10:22] monotonetim: what
[17:10:25] monotonetim: is it not running well
[17:10:29] monotonetim: I can't tell, it seems fine here
[17:10:32] allstar3339: it's pretty choppy here
[17:10:37] rintezuka1: ^
[17:10:45] monotonetim: huh
[17:10:46] monotonetim: uh
[17:10:46] shimmerfairy: only at times, not consistently choppy
[17:10:47] koolman9921: Seems better
[17:10:48] monotonetim: lemme see
[17:11:03] allstar3339: yep seems better now...
[17:11:12] 13581: seems like it was getting better there.. yes, just at times.
[17:11:41] 13581: looks great now
[17:12:41] koolman9921: Maybe Siberian Khatru can fix the frames
[17:12:51] koolman9921: nvm its fixed
[17:13:38] notoriousrisk: is this psychedelic hour?
[17:13:48] koolman9921: its Yes hour
[17:16:52] tev216: chickens
[17:17:26] oldmario: https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/880166111932686336
[17:18:11] koolman9921: what ever happened to Yes after this album
[17:18:38] oldmario: is it me or is the stream dropping frames?
[17:18:44] perciacalos: They said No and left the band
[17:18:44] monotonetim: tales from topographic oceans
[17:19:01] notoriousrisk: the stream is good for me
[17:19:12] oldmario: oh nevermind
[17:19:20] oldmario: my phone started to download an update
[17:19:26] perciacalos: Then again, hasnt the members of Yes changed repeatedly through the years?
[17:19:50] willster132: heyo tim how you feelin this fine day
[17:20:00] basssic: still sick :(
[17:20:04] willster132:  (
[17:20:26] basssic: ​(
[17:20:42] perciacalos: Forgot the parking brake
[17:20:46] koolman9921: Ah tormato was the point i stopped listening to them
[17:20:47] 13581: wheee
[17:21:46] willster132: You should play some initialD soundtrach when you are ni the car
[17:21:52] willster132: Would be 🔥
[17:22:04] perciacalos: Or go with the classic Daytona soundtrack
[17:22:18] koolman9921: rolling start
[17:22:19] willster132: ROOOOOOLLLLLLL INGGGGGGGG STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRST
[17:22:21] monotonetim: gotta bathroom hope I don't die
[17:22:27] willster132: papa bless
[17:22:35] basssic: prepare to get stream sniped >:​)
[17:22:36] shimmerfairy: we'll protect you, Tim.
[17:23:32] allstar3339: should have hid in a bathroom... no one would have looked there, at least without knocking first
[17:23:53] shimmerfairy: That's why it was always the best place for the secret fairy convention.
[17:24:04] willster132: throwback
[17:24:16] allstar3339: maybe tim is getting the secret power of beck to cure him
[17:24:50] jmleleven: i can't believe somebody else came in and started playing on tim's computer while he's at the restroom
[17:26:08] allstar3339: maybe it's the ghost of tim past
[17:26:12] allstar3339: timClip
[17:26:37] 13581: wow, the car didn't roll away this time
[17:26:40] rebcart: hey now @Allstar3339
[17:26:59] willster132: oh
[17:27:07] allstar3339: timMinus
[17:27:33] allstar3339: that seemed legit
[17:27:33] 13581: hmm
[17:28:10] allstar3339: putting your head inside the column 🤔
[17:28:11] willster132: blipblipblipblip
[17:28:28] willster132: Pan PogChampo
[17:28:30] allstar3339: but protector!
[17:28:38] allstar3339: butt even
[17:28:41] allstar3339: fifiBooty
[17:28:57] allstar3339: ahhh tim has a butt protector cerHype
[17:29:08] tev216: so why is tim robocop
[17:29:14] allstar3339: why not?
[17:29:17] tev216: true
[17:29:38] willster132: pantsless robocop at that
[17:29:52] allstar3339: well at least he has a butt protector... that's all that matters
[17:30:49] allstar3339: restricting the play area in one minutes :O
[17:31:31] allstar3339: why do i feel like we're playing my summer car all of a sudden
[17:31:49] allstar3339: or whatever the heck it was called LUL
[17:31:56] juggerjazz: No I think that's right
[17:32:12] tev216: nah we're not, the car isnt on fire
[17:32:16] tev216: and hes not pissing everywhere
[17:32:23] allstar3339: not on fire yet*
[17:32:31] oldmario: one day my summer car streams will return
[17:32:32] willster132: give it 5 minuts
[17:32:33] allstar3339: and he's pantsless... soooo... he could pee at any moment
[17:32:39] koolman9921: one day
[17:33:02] allstar3339: timP
[17:33:12] willster132: Lol the second he got out of the car
[17:33:17] allstar3339: so much for the butt protector
[17:33:22] monotonetim: should've just kept driving
[17:33:53] oldmario: Bible Thump
[17:34:03] fragarach: but if you keep driving you'd never face your fears
[17:34:17] oldmario: man that really scared the crap out of me even tho i saw you mention it in chat
[17:34:29] diggleshut: wow
[17:34:31] diggleshut: I mean wew
[17:34:32] diggleshut: I'm back
[17:35:00] anonymousv8: i saw abby play this
[17:35:03] diggleshut: has mario been punishing everyoen
[17:35:05] anonymousv8: she gets more kills than vinny
[17:35:08] diggleshut: did tim stream last night?
[17:35:17] scaleeth: hi Tim and chat
[17:35:24] anonymousv8: yep
[17:35:29] anonymousv8: just hid it from you
[17:35:42] diggleshut: <
[17:36:39] scaleeth: that rubberbanding tho
[17:36:47] willster132: rip tim
[17:36:48] monotonetim: ...uh
[17:36:52] willster132: never fight at the start
[17:36:57] willster132: let it go and go find a gun
[17:37:03] monotonetim: I thought I was inside the house
[17:37:05] monotonetim: then it just spit me out
[17:37:08] rintezuka1: aww I was about to type quick find garbage
[17:38:11] shimmerfairy: yeah, that was a weird glitch
[17:38:25] suavepeanut: what a good video game
[17:38:42] frozin_joker: Tim, Have you tried not being sick? I hear it works wonders for your health
[17:38:46] diggleshut: "Baby found dead in mom’s arms inside charred high-rise" from that london fire....damn
[17:38:53] willster132: Uhh
[17:38:57] willster132: I liked steam world heist
[17:39:03] willster132: Got a good 10 hours of fun outta that game
[17:39:41] oldmario: i haven't played that yet
[17:39:44] oldmario: i liked steamworld dig tho
[17:41:33] willster132: I loved playing bullet physics xcom
[17:41:42] willster132: Some very satisfying shots were made
[17:43:41] willster132: Oh no steam recommended me a FMV game
[17:43:43] willster132: It knows I watch tim
[17:43:56] jmleleven: choices matter
[17:44:09] overbearinglord: We're gonna rob a bank
[17:44:18] willster132: http://store.steampowered.com/app/303430/Roundabout/ you seen this game before tim?
[17:44:24] willster132: Looks like it could be a good FMV game
[17:44:33] diggleshut: 
ACTION is alone

[17:44:46] tev216: i mean its not really an fmv game, it just has fmv cutscenes
[17:44:54] tev216: its still fun from what ive seen
[17:45:08] overbearinglord: more commentary please
[17:45:17] jmleleven: less commentary
[17:46:03] anonymousv8: and?
[17:46:07] overbearinglord: today is a really bad day for me
[17:46:24] juggerjazz: And now he is dracula
[17:46:24] oldmario: diggle is smelly
[17:46:29] rintezuka1: someone used fuel canister, this is a truely unique day in this game
[17:46:36] diggleshut: there we go
[17:46:39] magnumaf: Tim, are you manually starting and stopping the music? or do you have some macro for it
[17:46:43] oldmario: i was going to download smash court tennis and play it on my ps2
[17:46:49] magnumaf: macro thru obs
[17:46:50] oldmario: it's only 300mb LUL
[17:46:51] willster132: SourPls boppin music
[17:46:53] diggleshut: oh did you finally finish setting up your ps2
[17:46:55] diggleshut: so you can sideload
[17:46:57] oldmario: no
[17:46:58] not123username: Most likely macro
[17:46:59] diggleshut: oh
[17:47:00] diggleshut: then how
[17:47:03] oldmario: i still need to get the part
[17:47:07] oldmario: i can play via usb stic
[17:47:07] anonymousv8: have you heard of old spice
[17:47:16] oldmario: but it's at usb 1.0 speeds
[17:47:42] overbearinglord: This song is dope
[17:47:53] anonymousv8: and dope is bad so
[17:48:02] overbearinglord: (
[17:48:24] oldmario: yes ausnony
[17:48:35] anonymousv8: you dont smell tho
[17:48:46] oldmario: how do you know 🤔
[17:49:14] anonymousv8: internet is amazing these days
[17:49:25] overbearinglord: dopamine is fun
[17:49:29] oldmario: pls don't smell
[17:49:36] diggleshut: O
[17:49:39] diggleshut: if we could smelll umaru
[17:49:42] diggleshut: what would she smell like
[17:50:00] lokiry: sweat and cheeto dust
[17:50:22] oldmario: umaru has baths tho
[17:50:29] santanadvxfan: are you safe from the red zone while in a house?
[17:50:38] frozin_joker: yes
[17:50:46] diggleshut: D:
[17:50:54] suavepeanut: if you stay away from windows yes
[17:50:58] overbearinglord: That sounds like Naraku's wasps
[17:51:27] monotonetim: hell of a reference.
[17:51:30] xshadowfyre: FeelsBadMan
[17:52:02] anonymousv8: i r sleepy
[17:52:08] oldmario: i want crash now
[17:52:10] diggleshut: why
[17:52:15] oldmario: because it looks fun
[17:52:22] diggleshut: I meant more why anony is sleepy
[17:52:28] diggleshut: but sure
[17:52:30] thecookieslash: Thanks for the entertainment, Tim! Get well soon!
[17:52:30] oldmario: it's nearly 5am there
[17:52:34] diggleshut: oh
[17:52:36] diggleshut: damn
[17:52:42] anonymousv8: 5am damn
[17:52:46] anonymousv8: looks like 8am tho
[17:52:51] monotonetim: sorry I'm bad at video games
[17:52:56] oldmario: oh
[17:52:58] willster132: Its ok
[17:53:00] anonymousv8: if you havnt played crash
[17:53:01] willster132: I just want you in my life
[17:53:01] oldmario: 10 hours ahead
[17:53:05] oldmario: i have
[17:53:09] anonymousv8: its probably totally worth it
[17:53:09] oldmario: i have all 3 on ps1
[17:53:10] willster132: You could just stream a blank screen and I would be happy
[17:53:11] overbearinglord: You are good at RCT
[17:53:15] diggleshut: what platform is the new game
[17:53:19] oldmario: ps4
[17:53:24] diggleshut: oh
[17:53:27] diggleshut: are you gonna play it as soon as it's relesae
[17:53:34] oldmario: i have it pre-ordered
[17:53:36] diggleshut: how much $$$
[17:53:40] oldmario: it's on its way now
[17:53:42] oldmario: it's £30
[17:53:45] diggleshut: not bad
[17:53:50] oldmario: or $40 for you yankie doodles
[17:53:55] diggleshut: how many games a year do you buy mario
[17:53:58] diggleshut: on all platforms
[17:53:59] oldmario: too many
[17:54:03] lowqualitywallet: like
[17:54:03] diggleshut: D:
[17:54:04] lowqualitywallet: 2
[17:54:11] diggleshut: same
[17:54:18] oldmario: i don't buy most day one
[17:54:21] oldmario: i let them slide a bit
[17:54:34] oldmario: crash is £30 and it's crash
[17:54:40] thecookieslash: You are good in entertaining people with your bad video game skills. That should count for something!
[17:54:41] oldmario: so i let that go
[17:54:44] oldmario: same with nier automata
[17:54:56] oldmario: damnit
[17:55:01] oldmario: i don't know what the perfect hand emote is
[17:55:06] diggleshut: I think we lost codec to nier permanently
[17:55:11] diggleshut: are you told him it was good
[17:55:20] oldmario: no i'm oldmario
[17:55:23] oldmario: KappaCool
[17:55:26] diggleshut: I
[17:55:29] anonymousv8: i wanna get nier on pc
[17:55:34] oldmario: do ti
[17:55:38] anonymousv8: but the port is broken and they didnt fix it
[17:55:39] diggleshut: I've seen some clips from nier it looks cool
[17:55:41] diggleshut: but I don't play games
[17:55:59] oldmario: what's wrong with the pc version?
[17:56:06] oldmario: i only got mild framedrops on ps4
[17:56:18] anonymousv8: crashes and frame rate is fubar
[17:56:25] anonymousv8: there is a fan fix
[17:56:32] oldmario: praise be durante
[17:56:34] anonymousv8: but i dont wanna give them money
[17:56:54] oldmario: denuvo was cracked
[17:56:56] scaleeth: nice trenchcoat
[17:57:03] urowashere: look at neo over here
[17:57:08] overbearinglord: I hate these 30 sec advertisments
[17:57:21] anonymousv8: yea but i dont need to play it that much to be a pirate
[17:57:54] oldmario: how else will you look at 2B's butthole
[17:58:55] anonymousv8: never i guess
[17:59:04] willster132: I hate myself
[17:59:04] diggleshut: sad state of affairs
[17:59:23] overbearinglord: Do not hate yourself
[18:00:09] littletopo1: There's only room for so much self loathing in one chat
[18:00:45] overbearinglord: LOL
[18:00:56] oldmario: forgive me yoko taro
[18:00:58] oldmario: i have failed
[18:01:05] overbearinglord: OSblob
[18:01:14] scaleeth: i appreciate that you just skip picking up pants
[18:01:23] urowashere: I think you need to remove the shirt to make up for the trenchcoat
[18:01:46] diggleshut: why did you fail john lennons wife
[18:01:49] urowashere: Ooo gettin hot in here
[18:02:12] scaleeth: timClip
[18:02:15] jjennukka: ^ the second I open the stream
[18:02:43] diggleshut: man witwix just went live with the worst stream title ever
[18:03:01] shoepert: hi tIm
[18:03:24] shoepert: Feeling any better?
[18:03:31] willster132: apparently no
[18:03:41] anonymousv8: it is diggle rules?
[18:03:52] shoepert: T
[18:03:59] monotonetim: better but still sick
[18:04:01] diggleshut: PunOko PunOko PunOko PunOko PunOko
[18:04:03] jjennukka: is this the player something unknown ground game thingy?
[18:04:05] overbearinglord: Yay
[18:04:06] oldmario: diggle that's yoko ono
[18:04:09] oldmario: baka
[18:04:10] xshadowfyre: yep
[18:04:13] diggleshut: I
[18:04:16] overbearinglord: Being sick is terrible
[18:04:25] shoepert: Hope you get better soon, man
[18:04:25] jjennukka: okie thank you
[18:04:46] willster132: oh yay better
[18:04:48] willster132: \o/
[18:04:50] diggleshut: you know what I realized today about girls and girlfriends
[18:04:56] diggleshut: it's pointless for me to even think about
[18:05:13] overbearinglord: I cannot wait until the next stream
[18:05:18] diggleshut: because since I'm cheap and dates/courtship require money
[18:05:22] diggleshut: I can't even do the prerequisite
[18:05:37] willster132: I can
[18:05:39] willster132: Its called sleep
[18:05:46] diggleshut: and most girls aren't going to be impressed by "let's sit on your memory foam mattress, smoke weed and watch funny things on your 55" 4k tv"
[18:05:52] diggleshut: so I guess it's just me myself and i
[18:05:58] jjennukka: good one
[18:06:02] koolman9933: You'll have to wait a few months for the next stream
[18:06:09] anonymousv8: girls like that exist
[18:06:17] monotonetim: (
[18:06:17] oldmario: it's a good thing you think like that diggle
[18:06:28] scaleeth: aw
[18:06:34] anonymousv8: but sadly they are also sitting at home on the memory foam, smoking weed and laughin` at random shit on tv
[18:06:36] diggleshut: yeah maybe anony but I dunno I can see how even girls who liked that saw it as sketchy
[18:06:41] diggleshut: exactly anony
[18:06:55] diggleshut: plus
[18:07:02] diggleshut: my idea of a perfect date is pretty much getting high and laughing at things
[18:07:15] diggleshut: I guess I gotta buy a couch
[18:07:21] shoepert: If only people back then made better iron sights
[18:07:45] oldmario: go on craigslist then
[18:07:51] oldmario: i'm sure there are girls that wanna get high
[18:07:52] diggleshut: pls mario
[18:07:52] anonymousv8: you should have been born in the 70s
[18:07:56] shoepert: Much better :V
[18:07:57] oldmario: and don't forget to bring a towel
[18:08:05] diggleshut: a girl I see regularly was hitting on me pretty hard today
[18:08:05] willster132: if only people left sights on the gound of their homes for me to pick up
[18:08:08] diggleshut: but she's not my type
[18:08:22] lowqualitywallet: what, you're picky?
[18:08:23] diggleshut: true anony
[18:08:28] anonymousv8: why isnt she your type?
[18:08:40] shoepert: Sick
[18:08:41] scaleeth: timPlus
[18:08:42] santanadvxfan: timPlus
[18:08:44] oldmario: PogChamp
[18:08:50] oldmario: diggle of all people is picky
[18:08:52] diggleshut: she seems too traditional
[18:08:55] urowashere: He ain't a supremacy any more.
[18:08:55] diggleshut: like
[18:08:59] shimmerfairy: Oh my god, you killed Jason Bourne!!!
[18:08:59] diggleshut: she wouldn't mesh well with me
[18:09:01] oldmario: does she say cawfree
[18:09:02] diggleshut: she probably wants to be wined and dined
[18:09:13] diggleshut: all the regular date stuff
[18:09:25] anonymousv8: how do you know this?
[18:09:25] oldmario: why don't you ask her dggle
[18:09:30] anonymousv8: go out with her and find out
[18:09:32] anonymousv8: wont hurt
[18:09:37] diggleshut: because she more or less asked me out this weekend
[18:09:49] diggleshut: nah
[18:09:55] diggleshut: I'm just a homebody
[18:09:56] lowqualitywallet: being rejected by diggle
[18:10:03] lowqualitywallet: even lower than rock bottom
[18:10:05] oldmario: you spelt homo wrong Kappa
[18:10:06] diggleshut: haha
[18:10:08] diggleshut: she's pretty too
[18:10:10] diggleshut: she has beautiful eyes
[18:10:13] lowqualitywallet: lower than the ninth circle of hell
[18:10:23] lowqualitywallet: does it have to be a relationship?
[18:10:27] diggleshut: she's like super thin....unusually thin
[18:10:31] diggleshut: but that's not really a negative
[18:10:41] lowqualitywallet: it is for me
[18:10:46] lowqualitywallet: even looking past the "she" part
[18:10:49] diggleshut: YOU LIKE EM THICC
[18:10:54] lowqualitywallet: that's not real thicc
[18:11:03] diggleshut: there's this girl who works at costco
[18:11:06] diggleshut: who I joked around with a couple of times
[18:11:10] urowashere: here we go. Now the shoes are coming off.
[18:11:11] diggleshut: she in fact does say cawfee
[18:11:18] diggleshut: she's a realy new york girl very sassy and a smart ass
[18:11:41] anonymousv8: question diggle
[18:11:42] diggleshut: but she's too witty I don't think I can keep up
[18:11:49] anonymousv8: have you been in a long term relationship?
[18:11:54] diggleshut: of course
[18:11:58] diggleshut: 2 real long term ones
[18:12:02] diggleshut: 2 short term
[18:12:10] diggleshut: and many other things in between
[18:12:12] anonymousv8: what do you considered as long term?
[18:12:26] diggleshut: well I mean I know my long term isn't long term
[18:12:28] diggleshut: but about 2 years
[18:12:32] diggleshut: for me that's long term
[18:12:41] anonymousv8: 2 years is good
[18:12:47] diggleshut: yeah
[18:12:53] anonymousv8: and why did those relationships break down?
[18:13:00] diggleshut: I'm just saying that cause to my sister who has been in like an 8 year relationship
[18:13:05] diggleshut: I'm a relationship baby
[18:13:27] diggleshut: first one broke up cause she went to a far away college
[18:13:46] diggleshut: second one broke up because mostly my fault but we just kinda drifted apart
[18:14:02] anonymousv8: why did you drift apart?
[18:14:17] diggleshut: I hated almost all of her friends and they hated me
[18:14:25] diggleshut: and I wasn't expecting her to drop all of her friends
[18:14:29] diggleshut: so that was that
[18:14:42] diggleshut: no bad blood
[18:14:44] anonymousv8: honestly
[18:14:57] anonymousv8: you dont wanna date yourself
[18:15:05] diggleshut: I can believe that
[18:15:08] anonymousv8: there is a reason opposites attract
[18:15:22] anonymousv8: it works long term otherwise its get boring and you do drift apart
[18:15:43] diggleshut: I just think of all the work necessary to maintain a relationship
[18:15:45] diggleshut: god
[18:15:47] diggleshut: the texting the phone calls
[18:15:48] lowqualitywallet: a real relationship for me is one where i see a person lying in bed, shoving food in their face, really just a piece of shit and think
[18:15:50] diggleshut: the having to clean shit
[18:15:52] lowqualitywallet: "what a beautiful man"
[18:16:00] diggleshut: the need to look like an attractive mate by having ambition and shit
[18:16:03] diggleshut: it's just so draining
[18:16:16] lowqualitywallet: my adonis
[18:16:17] diggleshut: I feel like the years that I spent in a relationship were just years I drifted through time
[18:16:21] shoepert: Noice
[18:16:24] lulzlocss: noice
[18:16:27] anonymousv8: lqw
[18:16:33] scaleeth: timPlus
[18:16:34] anonymousv8: you got it down
[18:16:41] rebcart: tim looks like darth vader if he was a lazy fuck
[18:16:41] anonymousv8: you just want someone to like you for who you are
[18:16:43] shoepert: Suppressors OP
[18:16:45] lowqualitywallet: unfortunately, as we all know
[18:16:48] lowqualitywallet: autism is a crippling disease
[18:16:53] diggleshut: ;-;
[18:17:02] lowqualitywallet: and the internet is a terrible enabler
[18:17:08] anonymousv8: nah, many ppl dont understand this and are then fake
[18:17:08] lowqualitywallet: how does tim berners-lee live with himself
[18:17:09] diggleshut: I guess I'm lucky that I'm not the kind of person who get upset about not being in a relationship
[18:17:12] diggleshut: people like that got it the worst
[18:17:22] lowqualitywallet: sexual frustration's a bitch
[18:17:30] anonymousv8: like back in highschool when you chased girls
[18:17:41] anonymousv8: you`d like the music they liked
[18:17:49] lowqualitywallet: just to get in their pants
[18:17:53] lowqualitywallet: it's mutual
[18:17:54] diggleshut: to some extent
[18:17:55] q1s2: the box
[18:17:58] anonymousv8: etc
[18:18:09] lowqualitywallet: oh my GOD you like GREEN DAY??
[18:18:17] anonymousv8: no
[18:18:18] lowqualitywallet: well THEN i like GREEN DAY
[18:18:20] diggleshut: I don't even particularly care about having sex
[18:18:28] anonymousv8: emily will remember this
[18:18:29] lowqualitywallet: fuck the police!!
[18:18:38] diggleshut: you just don't want to be an american idiot
[18:18:59] lowqualitywallet: too late
[18:19:01] lowqualitywallet: it's a cycle
[18:19:03] anonymousv8: anyways diggle just something to think about
[18:19:04] diggleshut: but then my therapist would say that everything I said I don't care about or think I have figured out is exactly what I'm obsessed with
[18:19:10] diggleshut: and care about the most
[18:19:11] anonymousv8: before you judge
[18:19:18] anonymousv8: she might just like you for you
[18:19:23] schrift: D:
[18:19:32] lowqualitywallet: maybe, it doesn't even have to be a relationship just
[18:19:36] diggleshut: yeah
[18:19:37] anonymousv8: and therefore not need you to "regular date stuff"
[18:19:39] diggleshut: I just need to find a cool stoner gf
[18:19:39] lowqualitywallet: a night not in the treadmill
[18:19:40] scaleeth: rip
[18:19:42] lowqualitywallet: on the treadmill?
[18:19:44] lowqualitywallet: dude weed lmao
[18:19:44] koolman9933: Wow
[18:19:55] diggleshut: I gotta put a tarp over my desk treadmill
[18:19:58] diggleshut: that might kill the mood
[18:19:59] diggleshut: pls lqw
[18:20:03] diggleshut: don't denigrate my culture
[18:20:05] lowqualitywallet: i need a creatively frustrated degenerate
[18:20:34] diggleshut: since you're a philosphy guy
[18:20:38] lowqualitywallet: a pox on this homosexual planet
[18:20:38] diggleshut: I don't even want to know how high your standards are
[18:20:59] lowqualitywallet: oh hiii i like nieeeetzssscche
[18:21:04] diggleshut: yeah that kind of thing
[18:21:05] lowqualitywallet: do you like nieeeetzssccheee???
[18:21:08] koolman9933: Has Tim gotten 1st before?
[18:21:29] bobbob2238: timmmm, hi
[18:21:35] diggleshut: but
[18:21:35] anonymousv8: i only like HIGH quality wallets
[18:21:44] diggleshut: if you date someone who is a smarty pants then he might think you're the dumb nietzche guy
[18:21:50] diggleshut: always the risk
[18:21:54] shoepert: Yes
[18:22:05] lowqualitywallet: pls, i'm an honest man
[18:22:06] bonfiredes_: not on stream tho
[18:22:12] lowqualitywallet: i need someone who'll shame me for my shit taste
[18:22:13] monotonetim: Yes on stream
[18:22:16] shimmerfairy: yes on stream
[18:22:17] kevin1760: On this stream he has
[18:22:23] bonfiredes_: oh really?
[18:22:23] anonymousv8: a foodie?
[18:22:28] bonfiredes_: missed that stream then
[18:22:34] shoepert: Same
[18:22:36] kevin1760: There's a vod somewhere, check the subreddit
[18:22:42] diggleshut: I had a girlfriend once that made me use self tanner
[18:22:45] oldmario: we alays shame you lqw
[18:22:49] diggleshut: the self esteem was low that day my friends
[18:22:54] silversonic: Sup Tim
[18:23:02] kevin1760: Actually it's not there, I'm sure someone here has the clip
[18:23:03] lowqualitywallet: 3c
[18:23:16] lowqualitywallet: who came up with the name "foodie"
[18:23:28] lowqualitywallet: if somebody called me a "foodie" i think i'd go into cardiac arrest
[18:23:31] diggleshut: probalby instagram
[18:23:39] shoepert: LUL
[18:23:41] willster132: that went much better than I expected
[18:23:42] shoepert: Hahahahah nice
[18:23:43] arhowe: the fist is mightier than the pistol
[18:23:47] tibalt_the_fiend_blooded: wow
[18:23:52] diggleshut: word on the street is being a foodie is pretty basic these days
[18:24:01] diggleshut: even among basic people
[18:24:15] diggleshut: it's probably basic to say basic by now
[18:24:18] diggleshut: am I dating myself
[18:24:22] diggleshut: pls kill me
[18:24:28] shoepert: I can't hold all these dot sights
[18:24:28] shimmerfairy: "The only winning move is mightier than the sword" --Sun Tzu
[18:24:47] diggleshut: actually that makes me think....maybe I should just date myself....just create a new personality like a 5 year old who has an invisible best friend
[18:25:02] willster132: need one sight for each fist
[18:25:04] anonymousv8: ...
[18:25:16] rintezuka1: https://clips.twitch.tv/PowerfulWimpyPlumberHoneyBadger
[18:25:20] diggleshut: k maybe not
[18:25:23] lowqualitywallet: http://i.imgur.com/PuMuxpj.jpg
[18:25:38] diggleshut: #blessed
[18:26:05] oldmario: gross
[18:26:20] not123username: There is a VOD, you just have to search for the stereo archive on youtube
[18:26:43] bobbob2238: hi
[18:27:07] diggleshut: hey bob
[18:27:23] lowqualitywallet: yo
[18:27:55] diggleshut: k I'm gonna go ride my exercise bike
[18:27:58] diggleshut: so women find my nude body arousing
[18:28:00] sharrakor: I'm diggin this rain
[18:28:02] diggleshut: brb
[18:28:03] sharrakor: very aesthetic
[18:28:10] lowqualitywallet: musclefat
[18:28:13] anonymousv8: ...
[18:28:17] bobbob2238: nice, gl
[18:28:20] anonymousv8: if they are nakked and you are nakked
[18:28:26] anonymousv8: its not like they gonna reject you
[18:28:35] diggleshut: yeah but
[18:28:35] anonymousv8: K appa
[18:28:46] diggleshut: somebody gotta be the first guy that happens to
[18:28:53] diggleshut: gotta stay vigilant
[18:29:11] anonymousv8: fix that smell problem first then
[18:29:17] popcorncolonel: wow he did win
[18:29:24] diggleshut: wow low blow
[18:29:24] popcorncolonel: was this last night?
[18:29:34] kevin1760: Last week I think
[18:29:37] anonymousv8: truth hurts
[18:29:40] diggleshut: at my most vulnerable
[18:29:56] diggleshut: the best medicine tastes the worst
[18:30:14] anonymousv8: motivation to run faster
[18:30:18] diggleshut: I found 4 bungie cords today for cheap though
[18:30:21] diggleshut: not gonna lose that high
[18:30:23] sharrakor: tim should go pro
[18:30:39] diggleshut: ok bbl
[18:30:50] meganchu: need that phoenix wright coffee song over this rain
[18:31:02] willster132: Tim should join a PUBG team with other depression streamers
[18:31:34] sharrakor: this is pretty comfy so far, before the shooting starts
[18:32:19] willster132: uh
[18:32:20] themusicdan: What would happen if everyone agreed to a cease-fire and decided to explore in the rain?
[18:32:22] willster132: that cap placement
[18:32:23] sharrakor: interesting car placement
[18:32:32] rintezuka1: ford the river
[18:32:38] willster132: immediatly drives into the water
[18:32:39] popcorncolonel: almost worked
[18:32:41] willster132: classic tim
[18:32:52] perciacalos: They never saw it coming
[18:32:53] sharrakor: you lost (1) oxen, (1) grandfather clock, sue drowned
[18:32:53] shoepert: welp
[18:32:54] popcorncolonel: hey, might as well try
[18:34:07] perciacalos: If you waited out the battle long enough, would the electric fence just smash the two people less than a foot apart at the end?
[18:34:22] shoepert: Probably
[18:34:30] popcorncolonel: yeah pretty sure it doesn't stop collapsing
[18:34:39] shoepert: Either that or it just slowly gets smaller until someone dies
[18:34:45] perciacalos: What if it was two friends and they did nothing?
[18:34:53] perciacalos: Would it just start shocking the hell out of them?
[18:34:57] shoepert: who ever dies last wins
[18:35:00] willster132: I think it becomes a tank test at some point
[18:35:02] kevin1760: Found the VOD of the full game where Tim won https://youtu.be/Rd7duqDgSm0?t=1h49m59s
[18:35:03] bonfiredes_: the last circle gets smaller at a pretty small pace until its gone and someone dies
[18:35:06] monotonetim: the whole place turns into a blue zone
[18:35:11] shoepert: ^
[18:35:32] willster132: oh boy a box
[18:35:38] willster132: its empty
[18:35:39] perciacalos: It would be funnier if they just turned it into a red zone as a "screw you"
[18:35:40] willster132: depress
[18:36:02] sharrakor: the wall is coming D:
[18:36:02] juggerjazz: Free empty box heck yeah
[18:36:13] shoepert: (
[18:36:43] shoepert: He lives :O
[18:36:59] perciacalos: On an unrelated note, I didnt know it rained in this game
[18:37:07] willster132: new addition apparently
[18:37:28] bonfiredes_: what
[18:37:32] sharrakor: is this in the safe zone?
[18:37:36] perciacalos: It is
[18:37:50] willster132: inside the white circle is safe
[18:38:00] oldmario: he's gonna jump out a window and go splat
[18:39:00] willster132: outside the blue circle = constant damage
[18:39:02] perciacalos: The red zones only form around players right?
[18:39:24] bonfiredes_: thats what people think
[18:39:24] sharrakor: oh no
[18:39:25] shoepert: fuuuug
[18:39:52] sharrakor: this has gone from comf to scare
[18:40:24] urowashere: The real red zones are made by the walls we put up around our hearts
[18:40:41] perciacalos: Closing the doors is kinda brilliant. I wonder why more people dont do it
[18:40:47] shoepert: Can't wait until they add friendzones
[18:41:01] silversonic: naroXD
[18:41:06] perciacalos: Most people hate being in the friendzone
[18:41:19] shoepert: It'll be a zone where you can't kill or be killed. Friends :)
[18:41:42] shoepert: So like the beginning before the match :v
[18:43:53] urowashere: sync
[18:45:13] sharrakor: trenchcoat acquired
[18:45:15] urowashere: Sick coat
[18:46:41] urowashere: Sour Please
[18:47:04] stevenstay: road rash fence
[18:47:44] sharrakor: 2cool
[18:48:20] willster132: not the bridge
[18:48:29] noobzor99: time for teh troll toll
[18:48:31] urowashere: hell yeah
[18:48:39] jmleleven: the smoothest motorcycle stunt ever performed
[18:48:50] sharrakor: did someone just explode
[18:49:59] sharrakor: its like when you freak an ant out
[18:50:04] sharrakor: just running everywhere
[18:50:19] willster132: got at least one hit
[18:50:20] rintezuka1: 2 hits!
[18:50:37] fragarach: oh, sniping is a blast in this game, cause everyone panics when they get hit'
[18:51:53] sharrakor: inb4 someone sneaks up on Tim while he lies in wait
[18:52:04] urowashere: ghost bike?
[18:52:10] rintezuka1: poltergeist in a bike!
[18:52:37] sharrakor: strong bike just takin that guardrail out
[18:53:08] sharrakor: fug
[18:53:09] skygtr350: timMrBones
[18:55:41] netace: barefoot skydiving
[18:57:47] willster132: oh I just noticd the still sick on the sidebar
[18:57:48] willster132: LUL
[18:59:00] willster132: quick get in the dumpster
[18:59:15] willster132: lol
[18:59:19] rebcart: the trash standoff
[18:59:23] skygtr350: timMrBones
[18:59:24] squidmochi: nice
[18:59:28] memnarch6: rip
[18:59:29] thedumbesthorse: timPlus
[18:59:30] netace: RIP
[18:59:34] icebox4223: Buuuuull
[18:59:36] liquid_gold_: whaa
[18:59:40] monotonetim: I'm bad at video games
[18:59:42] scaleeth: shotguns op
[18:59:51] phosphateep: is this music in game or is it tim playing it?
[19:00:07] stevenstay: @monotonetim any plans on playing more planet coaster?
[19:00:13] netace: if this weren't $30 I'd pick it up
[19:00:23] icebox4223: Hope you feel better soon Tim :(
[19:00:23] silversonic: Tim don't be bad
[19:00:25] silversonic: be glad
[19:00:37] meganchu: videogames are just bad at you
[19:00:53] monotonetim: probably one day.
[19:01:05] monotonetim: can't seem to shake this cold though.
[19:01:28] netace: Go on a benedryl spirit journey
[19:01:31] scaleeth: is the plane on fire?
[19:01:33] scaleeth: oh
[19:01:37] netace: 6 for the first plateau
[19:05:23] atomicagent: Kill them all Tim! timMinus
[19:06:11] willster132: Jump into the other building from here
[19:06:17] willster132: Like a graceful ninja
[19:06:23] rintezuka1: ohh princess maker 3 is out on steam
[19:08:22] willster132: ill be damned there is a thrid one
[19:08:36] blondrobin: There's like five.
[19:08:37] rintezuka1: there are 5 or 6 of them in Japanese
[19:09:20] willster132: oh
[19:09:25] willster132: I am unculture
[19:09:27] willster132: Forgive
[19:09:30] willster132: Thank
[19:09:34] blondrobin: Nothing to forgive
[19:10:01] blondrobin: Not like there is some expectation of knowing that random trivia
[19:10:02] skygtr350: lirikAppa
[19:11:07] willster132: gotem
[19:11:09] scaleeth: timPlus
[19:11:20] netace: timPlus
[19:11:26] blondrobin: Tried too hard and got too far but in the end
[19:11:36] blondrobin: Killed by tim
[19:13:10] greasydratini: Top 50
[19:17:26] rintezuka1: lol
[19:17:34] kevin1760: roof strats
[19:17:34] willster132: This is how physics work
[19:17:36] rintezuka1: nobody will expect this
[19:19:26] willster132: So crazy it might owkr
[19:19:52] astrowolf: O crap. More PUBG
[19:20:00] astrowolf: Tims the only guy I can watch play this
[19:20:22] luke_908: whats the difference between this and Tims main channel?
[19:20:41] dicedlemming: this one has bidirectional audio
[19:20:42] basssic: this is in Stereo
[19:20:50] basssic: therefore, stereotone
[19:20:59] luke_908: the future is here
[19:21:00] stevenstay: no vods :(
[19:21:08] netace: this is more for shitting around, more relaxed, no needed viewer interaction or talking
[19:21:25] netace: tim just wants to stream him camping on a rooftop and we all aggregate to him
[19:21:46] dicedlemming: i wish tim were on my rooftop with a gun
[19:21:52] netace: same
[19:21:52] monotonetim: I am
[19:21:56] netace: I'd sleep so soundly at night
[19:22:01] willster132: Really though, his is where tim streams when he doesnt want to be his main fun personality
[19:22:09] astrowolf: Tims on all our houses.
[19:22:11] willster132: He doesnt wanna send out notifications to everyone for no audio PUBG streams
[19:22:30] overbearinglord: Tim wants
[19:22:31] netace: ofc his dedicated following watches him anyways
[19:22:41] luke_908: time is now Sniper Claus
[19:22:47] luke_908: tim*
[19:22:51] willster132: Real tim fans watch not_tim
[19:22:52] fenrax: http://generated.inspirobot.me/046/aXm4069xjU.jpg just barely inspirobot
[19:22:54] netace: ho ho holographic site
[19:23:07] overbearinglord: Monotonetim is to mainstream for tim
[19:23:19] astrowolf: I still remember one time a few years ago Tim helped me out with a problem I was having and I was feeling down and depressed, and a message from him really got me to feeling better.
[19:23:22] astrowolf: Tims a great guy.
[19:23:27] scaleeth: convenient circle
[19:23:42] dr4gonch4ser: Mainstreamtonetim!
[19:23:52] overbearinglord: Tim is a great person!
[19:23:55] willster132: Tim is amazing
[19:23:58] scaleeth: tim is great
[19:24:00] willster132: He helped me through many a tough night
[19:24:03] hunniepun: lol whats happening here?
[19:24:09] willster132: Tim is on a roof
[19:24:10] willster132: Duh
[19:24:15] luke_908: i wish my sniper claus got naked on my roof, instead he comes down from the roof and beats me
[19:24:22] willster132: oh go
[19:24:23] astrowolf: Tims playing a roofing simulator but it's raining so he can't work.
[19:24:27] willster132: there is someone in the building
[19:24:31] overbearinglord: If their is something that I can do to put a smile one someone elses face than I will do it.
[19:24:34] astrowolf: so he's waiting out the storm
[19:24:40] dr4gonch4ser: Tim is da best dayJoy
[19:24:47] rebcart: oh boy
[19:24:53] overbearinglord: *on
[19:24:53] hunniepun: tim so smart i like it
[19:25:01] astrowolf: how did Tim get on the roof?
[19:25:07] scaleeth: parkour
[19:25:29] overbearinglord: Tim is floating like a god
[19:25:29] willster132: this is so silly it just might owrk
[19:25:50] scaleeth: as long as nobody looks up, it'll be fine
[19:26:01] ehtna: is the goal to just sit here and wait for everyone to kill each other?
[19:26:01] overbearinglord: I see it coming that tim die
[19:26:10] willster132: Still in the play area LUL
[19:26:10] dr4gonch4ser: The rain sounds are so damn relaxing
[19:26:14] astrowolf: i feel like a mans going to come from the door in that house
[19:26:17] astrowolf: and just see Tim.
[19:26:44] ehtna: too bad your clothing isnt a better colour for roof camo
[19:26:49] overbearinglord: yay TehePelo
[19:26:56] oldmario: Dr4gonch4ser there's a website that has all sorts of noises but i can't remember it
[19:27:07] willster132: rainy mood is good
[19:27:09] astrowolf: theres like 6 rainsound websites
[19:27:10] basssic: http://rainymood.com/
[19:27:15] scaleeth: rainymood
[19:27:16] scaleeth: yeah that one
[19:27:23] willster132: how to get top10 in PUBG
[19:27:26] hunniepun: sounds like rainy mood
[19:27:26] willster132: Find a roof or dumpster
[19:27:30] astrowolf: I love having rainsounds, a fireplace, and jazz going
[19:27:36] dicedlemming: someone should make t-painy mood where its his voice autotuned to the rain noises
[19:27:40] overbearinglord: I love the ambient noise of rain
[19:27:40] wingsofjanitor: I love the fireplace videos on Amazon Prime
[19:28:17] allstar3339: no wonder tim is sick... he is pantsless on a roof in the rain...
[19:28:37] willster132: ono
[19:28:41] willster132: position compromised
[19:28:41] wunderweeze: The jig is up!
[19:28:42] craven__: COVER BLOWN
[19:28:44] oldmario: http://generated.inspirobot.me/050/aXm8249xjU.jpg
[19:28:45] dr4gonch4ser: Yeah i often listen to rainymood
[19:28:46] willster132: QUICK OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOF
[19:28:47] hallowedgamer: Oh man I missed over 2 hours
[19:28:55] rintezuka1: noo circle
[19:28:55] basssic: circle :--(
[19:28:57] overbearinglord: If you link your amazon prime account to Overwatch you get a gold loot box
[19:29:03] basssic: circle timMinus
[19:29:09] oldmario: oh
[19:29:09] dr4gonch4ser: Rainymood + fragrance of dark coffee by godot = awesome
[19:29:11] oldmario: http://generated.inspirobot.me/043/aXm8593xjU.jpg
[19:29:12] willster132: just gotta wait out one more death
[19:29:16] willster132: the you get the top10
[19:29:16] oldmario: tim is in the rain on pubg now
[19:29:19] willster132: ayy
[19:29:23] scaleeth: aw yis
[19:29:29] hallowedgamer: overbearinglord I got a golden loot box and an anniversary lootbox saved up
[19:29:33] hallowedgamer: Not gonna open them
[19:30:00] netace: iirc don't the loot boxes get set in what items they can be when you acquire them?
[19:30:08] wunderweeze: Exposed feet, Tim's greatest weakness
[19:30:10] wunderweeze: oh god no
[19:30:16] hallowedgamer: NetAce They do. The contents are determined when you earn them
[19:30:16] shoepert: so much damage :(
[19:30:19] dr4gonch4ser: LUL
[19:30:24] hunniepun: oh no his delicate toes
[19:30:30] fenrax: http://generated.inspirobot.me/048/aXm8619xjU.jpg thanks inspirobot
[19:30:35] cactart: f
[19:30:37] shoepert: At least it wasn't the fall that killed him
[19:30:38] netace: f
[19:30:39] hunniepun: FFF
[19:30:39] craven__: should have jumped tim
[19:30:41] rintezuka1: felt like 3 people were shooting you
[19:30:42] dr4gonch4ser: Aw shit
[19:30:45] hobagoblin: damn
[19:30:56] scaleeth: you made it to top 10 tho, yay :>
[19:30:58] jmleleven: playerunknown's rooftops
[19:31:18] monotonetim: video games are hard
[19:31:21] scaleeth: timParkour
[19:31:26] monotonetim: I'm at that point in being sick where your mouth just tastes bad
[19:31:31] hallowedgamer: Battle roofs
[19:31:34] netace: love this song
[19:31:36] hunniepun: ew
[19:31:37] scaleeth: i hate that feel
[19:31:42] thedumbesthorse: Eat your mouth
[19:31:46] hobagoblin: grody
[19:31:50] jmleleven: fill your mouth with things that don't taste bad
[19:31:56] scaleeth: i had a super bad cold two months ago and I'm still coughing from it :/
[19:31:58] willster132: chug some flamin hot cheele
[19:32:12] overbearinglord: Famicon classic has reached Japan!
[19:32:37] fenrax: http://generated.inspirobot.me/050/aXm3641xjU.jpg
[19:32:40] hallowedgamer: 2 days until BoTW dlc.
[19:32:45] hallowedgamer: Im looking forward to it
[19:33:00] hunniepun: ooh i like this song
[19:33:09] jmleleven: ready to get my ass handed to me by a gold lynel with a 100 damage hammer
[19:33:27] hallowedgamer: jmleleven That what im most excited about really. Silver lynels are 2ez now
[19:33:48] overbearinglord: The switch is such a cool console
[19:34:09] fenrax: excuse me? http://generated.inspirobot.me/050/aXm3569xjU.jpg
[19:34:13] overbearinglord: gj Nintendo
[19:34:21] hallowedgamer: Im glad I got one so easily. Apparently people are still having a hard time finding one
[19:34:53] overbearinglord: I might get one for my birthday
[19:34:56] hallowedgamer: I walked into walmart a week previous to release set a pre-order and picked it up midnight release
[19:35:10] hallowedgamer: Hassle freee
[19:36:28] purpler0se: Hey bananaburger
[19:36:33] craven__: wait
[19:36:37] craven__: didnt tim ahve a tier 2 backpack
[19:36:45] bobbob2238: http://generated.inspirobot.me/045/aXm5439xjU.jpg
[19:36:48] wunderweeze: this one matches his pants
[19:36:52] wunderweeze: or briefs
[19:37:21] scaleeth: see, he matches
[19:37:49] craven__: nice steal
[19:39:29] purpler0se: TwitchUnity
[19:39:34] bobbob2238: lol me http://generated.inspirobot.me/043/aXm7021xjU.jpg
[19:39:46] bananaburger: @purpler0se wait what
[19:40:17] purpler0se: Just saying hi
[19:40:18] cactart: i dont think thats a submarine
[19:40:26] bananaburger: oh hi lol
[19:40:28] bobbob2238: http://generated.inspirobot.me/045/aXm8734xjU.jpg also this
[19:40:31] wingsofjanitor: top strats. Fake death by drowning and wait for it all to blow over
[19:40:33] bananaburger: i wasnt even really here
[19:40:45] shoepert: 🍺
[19:40:46] dr4gonch4ser: Weeee all live in a 4x4 submarine...
[19:41:25] purpler0se: The heart thingy was for the game being played. it looks fun
[19:41:44] dr4gonch4ser: I wanted to say the color of the car but im colorblind xD
[19:41:58] rintezuka1: oh
[19:43:15] hunniepun: naked tim best tim
[19:43:34] alfo71: Tim is doing fanservice now.
[19:43:49] purpler0se: Take care everyone. have a great day
[19:43:50] scaleeth: timClip
[19:44:02] scaleeth: take care, purple!
[19:44:02] dr4gonch4ser: o/
[19:44:07] hunniepun: o/
[19:44:10] dr4gonch4ser: You too!
[19:44:15] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hi .
[19:44:35] tosstriss: NAKED JULIA Hi
[19:44:44] basssic: hij
[19:44:46] hunniepun: naked julia betchMOAN
[19:44:47] dr4gonch4ser: Sup nekkid julia
[19:44:51] tosstriss: I forgot I can't do emotes here
[19:44:56] warlard: is there no sound or is it just me?
[19:45:02] basssic: there is sound
[19:45:06] basssic: not much
[19:45:07] dr4gonch4ser: There is sound just no mic
[19:45:09] scaleeth: there's sound, it's just quiet right now
[19:45:16] warlard: cool
[19:45:47] shoepert: The game is smooth like that. Eerie
[19:45:56] shoepert: untill you get a KICKING RAD CAR
[19:46:02] shoepert: or bike*
[19:46:12] overbearinglord: I enjoy watching this stream so much because tim is such a cool person.
[19:46:14] hunniepun: tims music timing is impeccable
[19:46:39] spofford2415: I watch due to the no pants!
[19:46:48] dannyboyoo0: do a sick flip
[19:46:55] scaleeth: wow
[19:46:56] warlard: I watch because I hate my life
[19:46:57] bananaburger: hey is this a jojo reference lololol
[19:46:57] dannyboyoo0: lol
[19:47:00] scaleeth: timPlus
[19:47:01] stevenstay: wut
[19:47:01] rintezuka1: lol
[19:47:04] basssic: Nice
[19:47:05] bananaburger: timMinus
[19:47:06] dr4gonch4ser: Perfect landing
[19:47:07] hunniepun: CHEATER
[19:47:07] basssic: that was a Good ass trick
[19:47:07] rintezuka1: 5/7 landing
[19:47:12] wingsofjanitor: Oh man that jump was a great set-up for the roundabout coming up
[19:47:15] stevenstay: uber hax
[19:47:26] dr4gonch4ser: It was a 180
[19:47:30] overbearinglord: Tim is a daredevil
[19:47:36] spofford2415: I was waiting for the incoming sniper shot on the jump
[19:47:37] willster132: That fence hot some air
[19:47:50] overbearinglord: I love heineken
[19:48:15] dr4gonch4ser: Some of these fences may damage the ISS
[19:48:20] spofford2415: that sick jump was brought to you by Pepsi!
[19:48:53] overbearinglord: I love pepsi
[19:49:19] dr4gonch4ser: Pepsi was brought to you by water
[19:49:20] overbearinglord: Drink pepsi everyday
[19:49:31] dr4gonch4ser: I love water, drink water every day ;)
[19:49:36] hunniepun: i drink pepsi's water
[19:49:53] dr4gonch4ser: You mean sugar :p
[19:50:13] wingsofjanitor: Hearing this song, now I'm wondering what Tim's stand would be.
[19:50:13] hunniepun: lul
[19:51:01] dr4gonch4ser: The motorcycle is camouflage.. :p
[19:51:02] dannyboyoo0: lmao
[19:51:08] oldmario: http://generated.inspirobot.me/050/aXm2989xjU.jpg 🤔
[19:51:10] dr4gonch4ser: LOL
[19:51:25] dr4gonch4ser: Casually creating a jetski
[19:51:59] basssic: wow ns
[19:52:02] basssic: for whoever did that
[19:52:03] hunniepun: shots?
[19:52:17] dr4gonch4ser: Aye, well aimed
[19:52:27] overbearinglord: aty
[19:52:34] overbearinglord: ayyyy lmao
[19:53:25] monotonetim: reinventing the meta
[19:53:55] dr4gonch4ser: Nobody ever looks at the water, I like it
[19:54:41] dannyboyoo0: Just sitting in a boat jamming to yes
[19:54:44] overbearinglord: mwta
[19:54:54] overbearinglord: meta
[19:54:55] basssic: circle is Not happy about that boat sniping
[19:55:01] dannyboyoo0: lol
[19:55:16] monotonetim: is that even a dude
[19:55:20] basssic: prob not
[19:55:24] basssic: go check it out and see :--)
[19:55:29] scaleeth: i don't think it is but not sure
[19:56:12] scaleeth: so close
[19:56:13] hunniepun: what a fancy yacht party that was 🍸
[19:56:14] rebcart: i hope you dont die
[19:56:32] basssic: he wasn't gonna but now you jinxed it
[19:56:33] basssic: thanks a lot
[19:56:44] shoepert: That made me nervous
[19:57:22] dr4gonch4ser: Nice!
[19:57:50] tosstriss: NT
[19:57:51] hunniepun: damn
[19:57:51] banettes: rip
[19:57:56] dr4gonch4ser: (
[19:57:58] scaleeth: where was that guy :o dayum
[19:57:59] monotonetim: it was a dude
[19:58:04] monotonetim: I was shooting at before
[19:59:20] overbearinglord: comic books
[20:00:12] overbearinglord: I use a fallout 4 mod that adds real lok
[20:00:43] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: lok?
[20:00:47] overbearinglord: life oldies comic books to the leveled drop pools
[20:01:16] banettes: ˢᵗᶦᶰᵏʸ
[20:03:46] dr4gonch4ser: Oh shit
[20:04:14] schrift: oh
[20:04:17] rebcart: ow
[20:04:19] popcorncolonel: bummer
[20:04:19] scaleeth: ouch
[20:04:23] banettes: jeez
[20:04:25] dr4gonch4ser: /
[20:04:25] dannyboyoo0: la la la la laaa
[20:04:26] monotonetim: 1 more I think
[20:04:27] tosstriss: The Kar god damn
[20:04:37] banettes: need to bring out the dumpster strat
[20:05:28] greasydratini: DoritosChip
[20:06:01] popcorncolonel: that emote makes me want a dorito
[20:06:15] monotonetim: they're never good
[20:06:18] greasydratini: Good, the subliminal messaging is workign then
[20:06:19] monotonetim: always just full of regret
[20:06:20] dr4gonch4ser: Please do not litter in the chat :p
[20:06:30] greasydratini: I
[20:06:37] popcorncolonel: i
[20:06:44] greasydratini: I'll litter wherever i please, this is america
[20:06:47] fenrax: oh, youtube removed me from the ui beta after i submitted the report about their broken ui bar
[20:06:59] dr4gonch4ser: Nope, this is the netherlands
[20:07:05] brimthrown: is this Yes?
[20:07:13] shimmerfairy: Did tim get #1 while I was gone?
[20:07:24] greasydratini: he got #1 like 3 times
[20:07:41] brimthrown: tim is a slow and insidious killer
[20:07:49] craven__: tim is always number
[20:07:54] craven__: maybe just not in pubg
[20:08:21] dr4gonch4ser: Tim is the very best like no one ever was
[20:08:29] lokiry: it's all thanks to you fenrax
[20:08:31] lokiry: good job
[20:08:37] lokiry: you're a hero
[20:08:50] brimthrown: to shoot men was his real test, to .... kill them was his cause
[20:08:54] tosstriss: Craven__ in our hearts he is number one
[20:09:00] greasydratini: GET HIM TIM!
[20:09:09] hunniepun: the garbage man strikes again 🗡
[20:09:18] greasydratini: Dumpster Diver*
[20:09:27] dr4gonch4ser: He will travel across the map, searching far and wild
[20:09:39] oldmario: lokiry have you done anything as good as that with your life today?
[20:09:47] dr4gonch4ser: Wide*
[20:10:05] brimthrown: he closes doors where he may roam, so they wont find where he hiiiiides
[20:10:28] lokiry: i ate some food
[20:10:30] greasydratini: Oh god its so much tension
[20:10:31] lokiry: thats was pretty good
[20:10:51] ehtna: why are you eating all the good food today?
[20:10:58] popcorncolonel: uh oh
[20:10:58] oldmario: god damnit Lokiry
[20:11:07] oldmario: i was hoping you would say nothing
[20:11:08] popcorncolonel: this can't be safer
[20:11:08] ehtna: you need to save it for tomorrow
[20:11:10] scaleeth: this is scary
[20:11:10] brimthrown: these are good explosions right?
[20:11:12] oldmario: and then i was going to say i ate foor
[20:11:14] oldmario: food
[20:11:29] brimthrown: see those never hit anyone
[20:11:33] lokiry: i'm going to purposely do all the worst things tomorrow so then nobody can bully me
[20:11:33] greasydratini: Everyone give your energy to tim! Give him the strength to win
[20:11:37] 13581: excellent ones
[20:11:44] popcorncolonel: \o/
[20:12:06] brimthrown: ٩(｡͡•‿•｡)۶
[20:12:29] banettes: \o/
[20:12:35] ehtna: its ok ill save all my bullying for the next day
[20:12:39] ehtna: ill pretend to be ncie tomorrow
[20:12:41] greasydratini: i forgot original emotes are banned
[20:12:43] craven__: lol i thought it was me getting shot at
[20:12:46] tosstriss: NICE
[20:12:47] craven__: and im not even in pubg
[20:12:47] scaleeth: timPlus
[20:12:53] boredcyborg: nice
[20:13:00] craven__: he had a t3 helm
[20:13:02] craven__: you should loot him
[20:13:04] brimthrown: lol one kill, friendship increased
[20:13:16] oldmario: bully diggle instead
[20:13:23] popcorncolonel: lol
[20:13:24] tosstriss: RIP
[20:13:24] monotonetim: ...
[20:13:25] scaleeth: rip
[20:13:26] ralphe_: Aw
[20:13:26] brimthrown: hah good call
[20:13:27] rebcart: niec
[20:13:28] monotonetim: alright that didn't count
[20:13:29] rebcart: nice*
[20:13:31] craven__: alright
[20:13:32] hunniepun: LUL
[20:13:36] craven__: i feel liek i made you do that tim
[20:13:38] craven__: im sorry
[20:13:43] popcorncolonel: didn't count, didn't even get sub 30
[20:13:50] monotonetim: no, I was gonna do it anyway
[20:14:09] craven__: alright lets split the guilt
[20:14:23] hunniepun: guilt party \o/
[20:14:24] oldmario: has tim only got 1 once?
[20:14:26] ehtna: never go out of my way to bully diggle, just take free shots as he walks by
[20:14:33] ralphe_: new patch tomorrow
[20:14:43] dr4gonch4ser: Can I have some guilt too!? \o/
[20:14:49] oldmario: i think planetcoasters got a patch recently
[20:14:50] scaleeth: i want some guilt
[20:14:53] oldmario: or is getting a patch soon
[20:15:00] dr4gonch4ser: @oldmario it did
[20:15:03] smarioman: Greetings, snot-infused human and chat!
[20:15:18] dr4gonch4ser: Fireworks woooooooooo
[20:15:55] dr4gonch4ser: Sup @smarioman
[20:15:57] fenrax: making fun of diggle has gotten kinda boring
[20:16:01] fenrax: to me
[20:16:05] greasydratini: 100 go in, only tim will come out
[20:16:26] tpman24: Loving the Yes music selection tonight
[20:16:38] koolman9933: ^
[20:16:40] arcadehamster: Me too
[20:17:00] craven__: do you have a script or do you manual stop music when you enter/exit vehicles tim
[20:17:13] koolman9933: Fragile one of my all time favorite album
[20:17:25] dr4gonch4ser: Dont think ive heard this music much before, liking it too thoug dayJoy
[20:17:40] overbearinglord: Don'
[20:17:51] popcorncolonel: oh man a day9 emote
[20:18:08] dr4gonch4ser: Yessir daySheriff
[20:18:13] craven__: moon2SPY
[20:18:13] astrowolf: clintH
[20:18:20] scaleeth: tim and day9, my two favorite streamers c:
[20:18:33] boredcyborg: other streamers timMinus
[20:18:45] dr4gonch4ser: D same, i watch trumpsc a lot too though
[20:19:01] astrowolf: I watch Clint, Tim, and Charliewinsmore
[20:19:07] astrowolf: thats about it
[20:19:13] popcorncolonel: i watch tim
[20:19:18] dr4gonch4ser: And totalbiscuit, sometimes
[20:19:29] willster132: I watch tim and whatever esport is hot at the moment
[20:19:30] popcorncolonel: so you're an old school sc2 dude aren't you
[20:19:35] overbearinglord: I only watch tim
[20:19:35] willster132: except I cant watch MOBA's
[20:19:46] brimthrown: ugh MOBAs
[20:19:49] ralphe_: ^
[20:19:54] popcorncolonel: how is competitive overwatch wills
[20:19:57] dr4gonch4ser: Not brood war or anything but yeah i guess :)
[20:20:04] shoepert: Noba
[20:20:06] willster132: I dont even own the game but I love watchign goodf players stream
[20:20:06] dr4gonch4ser: Since WoL
[20:20:10] willster132: Like seagul or wraxu
[20:20:34] brimthrown: thats how i am with IWBTG fangames
[20:20:34] astrowolf: I play competitive overwatch, I'm stuck in gold elo Heck.
[20:20:37] willster132: CS:GO is also fun to watch even though I have no clue how the money works
[20:20:42] brimthrown: cant play em for shit, like watching them
[20:20:43] overbearinglord: Overwatch isn't competitive at all because the game is unbalanced
[20:20:43] willster132: fangames are great too
[20:20:53] willster132: I watch Stonk whenever he speedruns K3
[20:20:53] scaleeth: pubg really needs to update their butt physics
[20:21:04] smarioman: @willster132 Seagull is essentially the reason I bout Overwatch.
[20:21:07] brimthrown: crotch jiggle when
[20:21:14] willster132: I cant run overwatch well enough on my crap machine
[20:21:19] smarioman: *bought
[20:21:20] dr4gonch4ser: Anyone excited for SGDQ2017?
[20:21:25] shoepert: woo
[20:21:26] brimthrown: lil bit yeah
[20:21:29] brimthrown: when is that?
[20:21:31] willster132: I cant run subnautica or rust either, so I should probably not buy more thnings until I get a decent machine
[20:21:33] shoepert: Sunday
[20:21:36] willster132: I was like, neat more sales
[20:21:37] brimthrown: oh shit cool
[20:21:42] overbearinglord: I am alwaya hyped for agdq
[20:21:43] dr4gonch4ser: Ye ^^
[20:21:43] willster132: But the games are 2 stronk for my machine
[20:21:44] memnarch6: time to check their schedule to see what I care about
[20:21:52] willster132: I'm keeping them though for when I upgrade
[20:21:53] dr4gonch4ser: Exactly haha
[20:21:59] oldmario: what about me
[20:21:59] brimthrown: agdq was a lil better when it was less heavily moderated IMO
[20:22:01] koolman9933: not really GDGs havent beeb the same since 2014
[20:22:02] brimthrown: but is still good
[20:22:06] willster132: I'll probably watch some SGDQ hilights after the fact
[20:22:10] koolman9933: gdqs*
[20:22:20] overbearinglord: Overwatxh isn't fun anyways so do not worry
[20:22:26] willster132: ;p
[20:22:34] overbearinglord: *Overwatch
[20:22:35] smarioman: @willster132 I used to run games on a 930m. Mid-low range laptop GPU. That was an experience.
[20:22:38] willster132: I'd want to try it a bit before I bought it
[20:22:41] brimthrown: i still love that clip where that guy was pissing off caveman
[20:22:47] willster132: Yeah Im on a macbook
[20:22:50] willster132: Got it for college
[20:22:55] willster132: Works great for that purpose
[20:23:02] willster132: But most games with 3 deminsions are BLEH
[20:23:07] dr4gonch4ser: Hope they run for doctors without borders again..other charity seems..compromised
[20:23:13] smarioman: @willster132 I feel for you.
[20:23:15] brimthrown: hollow knight is the best game i got on mac this year
[20:23:22] willster132: I've looked at that game
[20:23:25] willster132: Seemed neet
[20:23:28] overbearinglord: Jeff Kaplan said something about a mac port for overwatch
[20:23:45] brimthrown: if you like metroidvania i would highly recomend it
[20:23:52] willster132: The old god recent runs from GDQ's were the tetris blocks and Bonesaws JacknDak 100% that got him banned from ther following year
[20:23:54] squidmochi: linux overwatch when
[20:23:56] willster132: That run was hilarious
[20:24:04] monotonetim: get windows
[20:24:05] willster132: Had the old GDQ vibe
[20:24:06] monotonetim: you can run linux on it now.
[20:24:11] monotonetim: through the wonderful windows app store.
[20:24:17] brimthrown: that jak n daxter where he acted like owen wilson
[20:24:19] squidmochi: it's not real linux
[20:24:23] monotonetim: it's what linus torvaldis would have wanted
[20:24:23] smarioman: Mac gaming seems odd considering Windows 10 is (essentially) free and BootCamp runs it so well.
[20:24:26] shimmerfairy: I run linux, it's superior in every respect
[20:24:28] overbearinglord: windows costs money though
[20:24:38] overbearinglord: linux is free
[20:24:46] popcorncolonel: nah man window snapping windows is frickin dope
[20:24:52] brimthrown: macbooks have small ass internal storage for doing video editing and having a partition for another OS
[20:24:58] popcorncolonel: if there's one thing windows does well, it's windows
[20:25:21] boredcyborg: window management on mac os is awful
[20:25:39] smarioman: Running Bash from within Windows is just the best for development. I added a special menu for right click allowing me to open bash in whatever directory I'm in.
[20:25:40] brimthrown: you mean like, actually organizing open windows in OSX?
[20:25:43] popcorncolonel: in tomorrow's patch, these tiny shacks are gonna be destructible :(
[20:25:46] brimthrown: because if thats what u mean i disagree
[20:25:53] dannyboyoo0: cool
[20:25:55] brimthrown: and you can run tons of stuff in WINE now anyway
[20:25:57] monotonetim: oh man
[20:25:59] dr4gonch4ser: Buying macbooks is just paying more+ for no reason imo but eh
[20:26:01] monotonetim: that'd be great
[20:26:04] monotonetim: I'm still garbage at this game
[20:26:30] willster132: Im a sheep
[20:26:32] willster132: So I bought one
[20:26:41] smarioman: Mac has good window management if you enjoy using separate virtual desktops and switching between them.
[20:26:41] willster132: baaaahhhh
[20:26:48] brimthrown: im kinda locked into mac because all my expensive AV software is purchased for mac
[20:26:57] brimthrown: dunno if my liscenses carry over to other platforms
[20:26:59] brimthrown: probly not
[20:27:22] monotonetim: what if I enjoy the appreciation of father bill gates
[20:27:23] popcorncolonel: it really doesn't, the fullscreen "solution" is terrible and there's no way to splitscreen
[20:27:42] willster132: Im sorry I started this conversation
[20:27:48] dr4gonch4ser: I run OSX in a VM on my windows pc for development purposes that's about it. Saves €1000 lol don't tell apple ;)
[20:27:59] smarioman: I just use a not-so-legal Mac VM in Windows. Does everything I want (Xcode, Apple Configurator, and iOS direct video capture).
[20:28:01] shimmerfairy: linux has the best window management (we had virtual desktops first, you chumps!)
[20:28:15] dr4gonch4ser: @smarioman high five :p
[20:28:38] smarioman: @dr4gonch4ser :) /
[20:28:40] brimthrown: isnt OSX basically linux but locked down with shiny stuff plastered on top?
[20:28:44] dr4gonch4ser: Xcode exactly only thing i need it for
[20:28:51] willster132: nice
[20:28:51] scaleeth: timPlus
[20:28:53] shimmerfairy: It's a Unix variant (Darwin)
[20:28:54] ralphe_: Savage
[20:28:57] memnarch6: sucker fool
[20:29:01] dr4gonch4ser: Got em
[20:29:06] shimmerfairy: Linux is just a free reimplementation of Unix, essentially :P
[20:29:07] mcgurgundy: jackpot
[20:29:10] popcorncolonel: xcode fricken sucks
[20:29:14] boredcyborg: mac os is freebsd but not free
[20:29:15] smarioman: I managed to get iMessage and FaceTime working on it, so that's pretty cool.
[20:29:55] brimthrown: nice
[20:29:57] willster132: classic
[20:29:57] brimthrown: lol
[20:29:58] shimmerfairy: The only substandard thing about Windows is that it isn't POSIX-adhering (though IIRC they've started doing *something* towards that end)
[20:30:02] popcorncolonel: tim just loves driving underwater
[20:30:02] willster132: gotta ditch the car in the lake
[20:30:03] kevin1760: unsuccessful ford
[20:30:06] dr4gonch4ser: Yeah imo xcode is quite buggy and slow especially in a vm but as a programming language i think swift 3 is very cool
[20:30:14] notoriousrisk: get rid of the getaway car tim is hood smart
[20:30:14] memnarch6: timFord
[20:30:20] popcorncolonel: i've never used swift
[20:30:28] boredcyborg: timWagon
[20:30:32] popcorncolonel: timWagon
[20:30:40] kevin1760: timWagon
[20:30:47] shimmerfairy: Team Green drowned
[20:30:52] brimthrown: fording the river today eh?
[20:30:54] dr4gonch4ser: It's not too hard to learn if you know any object oriented language
[20:30:54] koolman9933: Love how this song transitions to The Fish
[20:31:45] hunniepun: swimming simulator, tim so progressive
[20:32:08] smarioman: Swift has a bit of a learning curve for me since it has values that can be null. So many extra checks have to be performed to make sure you don't unwrap a null value.
[20:32:18] shoepert: Spazzin' out
[20:32:35] dr4gonch4ser: Having to unwrap optional (nullable) variables every single time you use them is a bit annoying but it forces you to always handle errors. Except that you can just add an ! And force unwrap it ololol
[20:32:38] memnarch6: tim is looking for an out of bounds
[20:32:58] dr4gonch4ser: Thats often bad practice tho
[20:33:08] shimmerfairy: Might as well use a programming language with a "Maybe" type at that point (like Haskell, or Perl 6) :P
[20:33:12] smarioman: @dr4gonch4ser I've already been learning the hard way how bad that really is.
[20:33:34] dr4gonch4ser: Yep... :p
[20:34:10] smarioman: @shimmerfairy Haskell is such a uniques take on programming languages. I honestly enjoyed the basic ways of building up a function to do what you want.
[20:34:27] smarioman: Ideas like infinite sequences can be so useful.
[20:34:43] shimmerfairy: I have yet to do much haskell, but it is fun to think in functional terms.
[20:34:56] dr4gonch4ser: This chat has been conquered by programmers. dayGG ;)
[20:35:05] willster132: I made a program in JS once
[20:35:10] shimmerfairy: I'd recommend Perl 6 if you'd like to play with functional stuff only sometimes (or only OOP sometimes, or only...)
[20:35:19] popcorncolonel: you mean functional in general? or haskell specifically
[20:35:25] seme_ukulele: Tim I'm in Baltimore airport and it smells of murder and overpriced coffee
[20:35:30] notoriousrisk: i actually somewat know wat u guys are talking about
[20:35:31] greasydratini: A BOAT?!
[20:35:38] shimmerfairy: Yeah, functional in general, it's not special to Haskell :P
[20:35:53] scaleeth: aaaaa
[20:36:02] kevin1760: wow, just skirting the edge of the circle
[20:36:36] dr4gonch4ser: Wha? You mean anonymous functions or something i havent heard of yet?
[20:36:36] popcorncolonel: is tim manually playing the music while boating and driving? or is there some way to turn on the radio
[20:37:07] sh1zuchan: Good evening timMrBones
[20:37:14] shoepert: He'd have to time it pretty well
[20:37:17] dr4gonch4ser: Evening sh1
[20:37:21] gamecynic: timMrBones
[20:37:28] boredcyborg: timMrBones
[20:37:31] popcorncolonel: hey schezuan
[20:38:17] popcorncolonel: yeah but i could totally see it being something tim does
[20:38:27] popcorncolonel: i think he did it in a different game anyway
[20:38:32] shimmerfairy: @Dr4gonch4ser by functional I mean in contrast to imperative. Imperative is most languages, and is generally way more detail-oriented IIRC.
[20:39:00] shimmerfairy: (by which I mean, the details of how to make program do the thing)
[20:39:11] popcorncolonel: top 20 woo
[20:39:30] smarioman: Tim is getting good at surviving these days, huh?
[20:39:41] dr4gonch4ser: @shimmerfairy think i get what you mean but will look into it some :)
[20:39:43] popcorncolonel: dragon, in functional programming you can't declare variables
[20:39:55] popcorncolonel: and everything is done in terms of functions
[20:39:59] oldmario: http://generated.inspirobot.me/044/aXm7536xjU.jpg
[20:40:07] shimmerfairy: @Dr4gonch4ser please do, I can't do the best job explaining in IRC form :)
[20:40:47] gamecynic: Stop being sick Tim
[20:41:03] smarioman: I highly suggest the free online ebook, "Learn You a Haskell for Great Good"
[20:41:06] popcorncolonel: sick as a doge
[20:41:26] gamecynic: Ah well
[20:41:27] popcorncolonel: shit
[20:41:32] greasydratini: top 15
[20:41:33] sh1zuchan: rip timClip
[20:41:35] monotonetim: eh
[20:41:37] popcorncolonel: top 14 even
[20:41:39] shoepert: Lame
[20:41:40] popcorncolonel: )
[20:41:46] greasydratini: You did good!
[20:41:52] wcorbe: Holy crap that scared me