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B30C15 - Other Goats

Jan 23rd, 2021
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  1. On the ledge stood Mr. Mountain Goat's homeboys. And they didn't look happy to see us.
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  3. "Uh-oh," I said.
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  5. It took the goats approximately two seconds to cover about a hundred feet of ledges, boulders, gullies, and curves.
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  7. I turned.
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  9. I ran.
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  11. Tobias fluttered away to safety. Ax leaped nimbly away. Me? I got goat horn in the butt.
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  13. I flew.
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  15. "Aaahhhhh!"
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  17. Later, I read that male mountain goats enjoy butting each other with their horns - in each other's butts.
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