Anonymous Heart

>Be Anon
>You died and are currently being birthed
>You didn't die a spectacular death
>You choked on a deep fried Twinkie because 'murica
>You feel like shit
>One you're born the feeling gets worse
>It's hard to see everything is too bright
>You can't understand what everyone is saying it sounds like gibberish

>You are doctor Red Cross
>You are delivering the FOALS of princess Cadence
>"Okay we have a healthy baby filly! Now for the second one!"
>The princess screams out in effort and pain
>"And we have a- oh dear Celestia..."
>It's a colt, an alicorns like the other foal
>"Red what's wrong?"
>The nurse trots over to look at the new born and gasps in shock
>The Colt is sickly and thin
>You run a scan on the two foals you find that the filly has a much larger magic pool than the Colt
>The filly must have parasitically drained his magic in the womb
>You turn to the nurse
"Take this colt to intensive care right now!"
>He nods and carefully uses magic to lift the poor foal and gallops away
>The parents are panicking at this point
>You turn to them
"I'm so sorry...your colt might not make it..."

>You are Cadence
>You just recently gave birth to two foals
>One a healthy filly and the other a sickly colt
>Shiny is pacing around with a worried expression on his face
>You stare at your colt through the observation glass
>A doctor trots over to you
>"We have good news and bad news, we managed to make him stable, but his magic pool and bodly growth will most likely be stunted. A week at most here and he should be healthy enough to be taken home"
>The doctor gives you a reassuring smile and trots off
>You look back at your little colt
>He'll live
>You shed a few tears of joy

>You are Anon
>You feel slightly better
>It takes all that you have to just move an inch
>Your eyes work a bit better now
>Whatever those doctor's gave you it helped a lot
>You open your eyes to see a tiny unicorn with a chart writing things down
>Maybe you just need some sleep to stop hallucinating
>Yeah...that sounds nice

>You are Anon
>It's been a year since your new parents took you to your new home
>Turns out you weren't hallucinating about unicorns
>Your dad is one and your mom and sister are a Pegasus unicorn hybrid
>Still can't understand ninety percent of they say
>Right now they want you to take your first steps
>Flurry started walking about a week ago trying to get you to walk around with her but the most you can manage is crawling a yard in one direction before collapsing from exhaustion
>"Come on Hopeful! Come to daddy!"
>Your mom is holding you up on your shakey thin legs
>You take a careful step forward and mom slowly stops holding you up
>You almost fall over immediately but manage to keep your balance
>Why did you have to be born into a race with four legs? Two legs are so much easier
>You slowly walk over to dad as he and Mom cheer you on before collapsing in front of him
>He uses his magic to catch you before you hit the floor
>Him and mom say something that you can't understand but you can tell by the looks on their faces that you made them happy
>You can't help but laugh with them

>You are Cadence and you couldn't be happier
>Hopeful just said his first word!
>"Cadee"
>It sounded like he imitated Shining saying your name
"Hopeful! Say Momma!"
>He stares at you for a few seconds scrunching his snout trying to understand what you said
>"Ma-ma"
>You let out a unmarely squeel so high-pitched timber wolves from ten kilotrots away started howling
>You lift Hopeful up with your magic and gallops to Shining
"SHINY SHINY! HOPEFUL SAID HIS FISRT WORD!"
>"Really?!"
>The two of you look at Hopeful joyfully
>They're staring at you
>All you said was mama
>Even though your baby mouth butchered the word
>You decide to say it again
"Ma-ma"
>And mom just let out that shriek again

>You are Anon
>Or rather Hopeful Waft now
>You are now four years old
>"Hopey Hopey c'mon let's play!"
>There is your sister Flurry
"Alright wait for me!"
>You half run half walk over to her
"What're we playing?"
>She scrunches her snoot thinking
>"Hide and sneak!"
>Easy enough she's terrible at this game
"Okay I'll count you hide"
>"Nooo! You always find me too fast! I want to count!"
>She's jumping in place excitedly
"Okay then!"
>She turns around and starts counting
>You look around and hide in the rafters
>How you got up there? Magic.
>You have magic and you're fucking using it
>Flurry finishes counting
>"Ready or not here i come!"
>You sat there for an hour before taking a nap
>You woke up to the sound of Flurry crying
>You look down and see she got mom and dad
>Uh oh
>"An-and when i couldn't find hi-him i asked the guards if they saw him an-and they said no!"
>Jesus did she think you got lost?
>"It's going to be okay sweetie we'll find him"
>Dad reassures the crying Flurry
>His horn glows and he looks right at you gaining a mortified expression
>"Hopeful Waft what in Lunas night are you doing up there?!?"
"I was hiding..."
>He and Mom look like they're going to have a stroke
>You feel them use their magic to get you down
>You have a feeling you'll get a serious time out

>You are Flurry Heart
>Your tutor is really mean
>All she does is tell you how to do spells and doesn't even help if you're having trouble!
>"A real mare can do anything she desires if she puts enough effort in, I want you to have your lessons complete by the end of the week."
>She leaves the room and you try the telekinesis spell
>The practice feather flies across the room and out a window
>You puff your cheeks out and cross your front legs in frustration
>"Flurry?"
>There's your little brother Anonymous
"Yeah Nonny?"
>"Do you need help?"
>You think about what the tutor said
"N-no!"
>He gives you a blank look
>Your little act shrivels like a raisin
"Y-yeah..."
>He puts his feather in front of you and scoots over to you
>"How much magic do you use while trying to lift it?"
"Um...I dunno..."
>"Then use a little magic, like this"
>His horn glows a dull green and the feather slowly floats up before settling back down
>He looks back to you with a reassuring smile
>"Now you try"
>You scrunch your snout and try using the tiniest bit of magic on the feather
>It shakily raises from the floor and hovers after stopping at your eye level
>You did it
>YOU DID IT!
"NONNY I DID IT! I DID IT!"
>You jump in place for a second and then hug your brother
>"Flurry! Hug less stronk!"
>You hugged him to tightly and let go quickly
"Sorry!"
>He looks at you and smiles
>"It's no problem Flurry"

>You are Anon
>Windgarium leviosAAAAH

>You are Anon
>That dumb cunt of a tutor left her spell book behind
>If you had hands you'd be bringing them together and doing a evil laugh that would put any Saturday morning cartoon villain to shame
>Okay let's see... teleportation? No too advanced
>Transmutation? Nope it has the word illegal written over the whole part explaining how to do it
>Plant growth? Huh, neat.
>You read the paragraph long explanation of how the spell works and how to cast it
>You go to the castle garden and find a small tomato sprout
>Perfect
>You aim your horn at it and focus
>Success! That plant is now fully grown with large tomatoes hanging from it
>Is everything suppose to start going dark?
>You feel like you ran a marathon
>You fall to the floor panting
>A servant finds you and gasps running over to you
>"Prince Anonymous what happened?!"
"I-i'm fine! I can guh-get up on my own!"
>"Your majesty you look like death, please just let me take you to your room for rest"
>The servant places you on her back and takes you to yours and Flurrys room and lays you down on your bed
>You pass out the moment your head hits the pillow

>You are Cadence
>There are no words to describe how angry you are
>After Anonymous woke up you had him explain why he passed out
>"The tutor left her spell book behind and I want to know more spells..."
"Honey you should have been more careful! Why would you do something like that without supervision?"
>He avoids your gaze
>"I wanted to surprise you and Dad..."
>You sigh
>You are going to give that tutor such a talking to
>You wing hug your son and tuck him in
"Now I do not want you to get out of this bed young man, you need to rest"
>He makes a face at you that says he doesn't want to
>Aww he's all puffy

>You are Anonymous
>You are in bed due to your lack of judgement
>CRASH
>Dad bursts into your room
>"ANONYMOUS I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU HURT, ARE YOU TIRED? OH SWEET CELESTIA MY SON IS DYING!!"
>And he's in full panic mode
"Dad, dad, dad! Calm down! I'm fine!"
>"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL MY BABY MAKES A FULL RECOVERY!"
>Okay talking won't work
>You use a small telekinesis spell to skack him upside the head
>"Ow! Why am I in Anonymous's room?"
"You were panicking like a cocktrace with it's eyes covered."
>"Oh...so that thing about you casting a spell and passing out wasn't real?"
"Oh no that definitely happened."
>He stares at you
>He starts going into panic mode again

>You are Twilight Sparkle
>Why do you feel a disturbance?

>Be Anonymous Heart
>You started learning new spells for two weeks and it was hell
>Turns out the first time you cast a new spell is the most draining due to lack of control
>Fuck you feel like shit
>At least your mom and dad are mother hens on Redbull mixed with Five hour energy
>That helped you recover faster and let you bond with them more than usual
>Fucking jobs.
>You even helped Flurry with her control over magic
>Instead of painting a room red with tomato juice she can grow it to the size of her head
>Instead of popping it
"Achoo!"
>Oh God no
>You released the kraken
>CHRASH
>Mom just bursted through the wall like it was tissue paper
>"MY BABY'S SICK!!!"
"Mom I just sneezed it's no big deal."
>"DONT YOU 'ITS NO BIG DEAL' ME YOUNG COLT! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY SICK AND NEED MORE REST! Oh I shouldn't haveade you do so many new spells in such a short time! Now you're sick and I cou- mph!"
>You closed her mouth with telekinesis
"Mom I'm not sick, I just sneezed."
>"But...but..."
>Maybe you broke her
>You clap your hooves right in front of her face
"Mom snap out of it."
>She shakes her head and looks around
>She sees the gaping fucking hole she made and looks at you sheepishly
>"Eheheh... I'll get that, sorry sweetie"
"It's okay mom."
>Mom fixes the wall and goes back to what all royalty does, ruling the peasants
>Flurry walks in and looks at you
>"Did you sneezed again?"
"Yeah"
>"Was it mom or dad?"
"It was mom."

>You are Anonymous
>Aunt Twilight is coming!
>And she's bringing ging the Helements of Armory or whatever
>Her visits are always the best
>Mostly because she is VERY helpful with showing flurry how to not make things explode from magical overload
>You only know so much about magic
>You watch the train pull in and see Aunt Twilight walk out
>You can hear your wings buzzing in excitement

>Meanwhile in Ponyville
>"Scootaloo what's wrong?"
"I don't know...I feel...a disturbance"

>Back to Anonymous
>You and Flurry make your way down to her
"Aunt Twilight!"
>The both of you get her attention by screaming that the entire way to her
>She looks at the two of you and smiles
>When you and Flurry get to her you're panting while Flurry is fine
>"How's my favorite niece and nephew doing?"
>"We're your only niece and nephew!"
>"Oh silly me how could I forget!"
>She smiles and wing hugs the two of us
>The other five Helements get off the train
>"HII'MPINKIEPIEANDIT'SSONICETOMEETYOU! YOU'RESOSKINNYAREYOUEATINGENOUGH?"
>The pink one is right in front of you and Flurry in the blink of an eye
>That was mildly traumatic

>You are Anonymous
>You just met an ungodly abomination called Pinkie Pie
>You are now meeting the rest
>This is how it went
>Applejack said you and Flurry would make great Apples
>Fluttershy offered to show the two of you how to take care of any future pets, but you and Flurry already have a book on that
>Rarity. The second she saw you two she started measuring the two of you saying that the next GGG will be the most important one and something about young royals needing to look their best
>The pink abomination offered the most sugar filled cupcake to you and Flurry, you could see the diabetes emanating from it
>Rainbow Dash offered to show you and Flurry how to fly as awesome as she can, she even made a Sonic rainboom, you can hear the bodies of Earth's physicists rolling in their graves
>Spike was there too, he's a bro.

>You are Cadence
>The Grand Galloping Gala is coming up
>Should you bring the foals?
"Shiny?"
>He looks at you
>"Yeah?"
"Should we bring Flurry and Anonymous to the gala?"
>He thinks for a few seconds
>"If they feel ready, then yes"
>You ask a guard to fetch Flurry and Anonymous
>After a few minutes the guard comes back with them
>Anonymous has his snout buried in a book about advanced magic control and focus
>You clear your throat to get his attention
>You go ignored
"Anonymous please pay attention, I have something to ask you and Flurry"
>He freezes and looks up from his book
>"Y-yeah? What is it that you want to talk about?"
"The Grand Galloping Gala is coming up soon, in about three weeks to be specific. Do...do you and Flurry feel ready to attend such an event?"
>He and Flurry share a look before hudling up and whispering to each other
>They stop discussing and turn back to you and Shining
"We think we would need some time to learn the proper way to act and stuff for that"
>You and Shining smile at them
"Would you like us to teach you?
>Anonymous nods and Flurry...well
>"YEAH TEACH US, TEACH US!!"
>Anonymous pokes Flurry in the side
>"Flurry that was right in my ear."
>"Oops, sorry Nonny"

>You are Anonymous
>Mom asked to talk about something
>Oh dear God did she know what you did?
>Oh thank God and baby jeebus she wants to know if you and Flurry are ready for a fancy party or whatever
>No one must ever know what you did.
>No one

>You are Anonymous
>The time for the gala is upon you and your family
>The lessons were a bitch though
>All in the past now
>Bright side is you're going to meet your aunts Celestia and Luna
>Hopefully you and Flurry don't make fools of yourselves
>You are dressed in a fact pony suit that would be adorable if you weren't the one wearing it
>Right now it just feels embarrassing
>Flurry is wearing an adorable little dress
>The carriage lands and the doors open
>You and your family exit with practiced grace
>In other words you made sure not to fall flat on your face
>Your family's arrival is announced and after a while of general nobles brown nosing their higher ups you and Flurry finally got to meet the princesses
>Mom brought you and Flurry up to where they were
>"Aunt Celestia, aunt Luna, these are Anonymous Heart and Flurry heart!"
>"Hi!"
"Hello..."
>You don't like the way they look at you
>Those looks should only belong to a starving wolf with a steak in front of it
>"Hello there Anonymous, Flurry. It's nice to finally meet you two"
>Celestia sounds motherly but with the look she's giving you she hasn't had any in years
>"Tis wonderful to meet thee as well"
>Luna speaks in Shakespeareian backwash
>"Luna remember, modern ponies have trouble understanding older words"
>"I apologise, still it is nice to meet you two"
>The conversation keeps going, no one but you feeling uncomfortable with the situation
>After the conversation ends you, Flurry and mom go to sit down with dad and eat
>Food was meh but food is food

>You are Celestia
>By Harmony and all that is good, there is finally a alicorns stallion
>He maybe on the small side in magic and body
>But he is young and will grow
>Especially in the best area
>You just have to wait
>You are over a thousand years old
>A few more won't hurt

>You are Anonymous
>After you and your family got home from the gala you took a bath
>Those looks made for feel dirty
>After a few baths you and Flurry started practicing your magics
>Turns out after using telekinesis for just about anything you can cast it with little drain on your magical pool
>Flurry was still having trouble not frying or sending things flying when she casts magic
>It went down from "Dear god she vaporized half a building" to "Ow I have a sunburn now"
>Maybe you could make some kind of power dampener for her
>How to do so is beyond you for now
>After practicing mom and dad told us about the evil unicorn Sombra
>Apparently he was edgier than a razor blade factory
>Dragonbro saved the crystal empire
>That explains there is a statue of him

>Be the noble mare that proposed the marriage to that idiotic alicorn
>You are in truth Queen Chrysalis
>If only your plan had succeeded then you would have easy access to the young princes love
>To top it off it would have been amazing to see the look on everyone's face when you would have eventually had him taken away, completely under your control
>Having an alicorn to sire the next generation of changelings would be advantageous
>Even if he is sickly the changelings he could bring into the world would be stronger than any other generation
>Maybe you need to try other tactics to take him...
>Maybe you should slowly gain his trust, according to your spies he only interacts with his family
>You could be his first "friend" and slowly take control of his mind
>You tried that with his father but you had a limited time to brainwash him
>Yes, this plan sounds wonderful
No one expects the changeling Inquisition!

>You are Anonymous
>You have found a spell to remove a changelings disguise
>You modified it to act more like a scanner
>You need to test it out
>You go back to the library and get a book on metallurgy
>Love and behold Crystal was there
>Before she notices you, you cast the spell
>Your paranoia was correct, she's a changeling
>Now you don't have to sell her out, you could mess around with her
>You walk up to her
"Hey Crystal, how are you?"
>She jumps
>"Oh h-hi Anonymous! I'm doing fine!"

>You are Chrysalis
>How did he sneak up on you?!
>And the look he's giving you
>It's like having a predator in a ponies body
>His gaze changes back to a more pony like gaze but you can still see those predatory eyes behind it
>You look at the book he has
>The Art of Metallurgy?
>He really is set on enchanting items
>That could be dangerous to the hive if he isn't under your control
>The two of you spend the afternoon talking about marely things to your surprise
>It...was more enjoyable than you'd like to admit
>He's so casual about things
>Unlike stallions one colts that prattle on and on and unlike mares and filly's trying to prove how marely they are
>Did he just brush up against you?!
>H-how lewd

>Chrysalises log day four
>I have successfully befriended the prince
>To my surprise he is enjoyable to be around
>This makes things easier, not wanting to brain myself against a wall whenever in the same room as him
>He is awfully lewd as well but he doesn't know what he's doing
>If no! When I succeed in controlling him, he will be an excellent advantage
>Just a few more weeks and I will have him under my spell
>In my entire ten years of life I will finally successfully gain a stable source of love for the hive

>You are Anonymous
>You've had fun messing with the changeling
>Even simple things like hand um, hoof holding is seen as lewd actions
>It's fun seeing her all flustered

>You are Anonymous
>Lately you've noticed the changeling staring at you when you work
>Like not in a creepy way, but some odd form of affection
>This started a week ago
>Maybe you made it seem like you were into her
>Whatever, if she tries anything you can just go to mom and dad and have her zapped away

>Chrysalises log day twelve
>How can one colt be so lewd and yet so pure?!
>I have extracted some love from him passively whenever he gets done with family business and such
>I can't just pin him down and force the love out of him just yet giggity
>I need to get him completely infatuated with me, then I can ensnare him in my spell and then drain him
>It also helps that he is admittedly cute
>That just makes this easier for myself

>You are Anonymous
>You're at the local blacksmith
>The smiths are currently laughing at you
>"He-he wants to forge a hammer!! A freakin' hammer!"
>"Ohoohoo run home prince, and let us go back to work"
>And you lost respect for these ponies
>"Let him forge it."
>An old grizzled giant of a mare comes out
>She has black fur, a grey mane, and battle scars with a tower shield as her cutie mark
>"What?!"
>"You heard me! Or are you going deaf on me?"
>+Respect
>The monster of a mare look at you and smiles kindly
>"It's been too long since our shop had royalty in it's doors, what brings you here little prince?"
>Holy shit she is bigger up close
"I uhm...I want to make a hammer...um what can I call you?"
>"My name is Black Iron, but you may call me Tarkus"
>Internally you came in your non-existent pants
>Black iron Tarkus!
>The two of you discussed further about your plans on the hammer
>While discussing you looked around at the weapons mounted on the walls
>The one that caught your eye was a massive great sword
>Neat
>You look back at Tarkus and show her your sketch for mjolnir
>She nods in approval and asks if you would like to help make it
>You almost broke your neck with how fast you nodded

>Chrysalises log day thirteen
>Anonymous usually meets me by now
>My spies told me he went to the local blacksmith
>Most likely for that hammer of his
>I can't wait to see the look on his face when they tell him to get lost
>Then I can wipe away his tears, and comfort him.
>The affection he has towards me would get stronger
>I have yet to be uncovered, hopefully that stupid alicorn Cadence doesn't find out about me, then this whole plan would go straight to Tartarus!!

>SLAM!!
>You look up from your journal too see Anonymous clenching his eyes shut in concentration
>He has the hammer
>He made it
>"H-hey C-crystal! I m-made it!!"
>It's not even enchanted and it looks like it could cruck your head in one swing
>Get it together Chrysalis
>You get back into character
"That's so cool Anonymous! What's it's name?"
>"M-mjolnir!!"
>He drops it and it makes a crack in the floor
>You aren't cleaning that up

>Be Flurry Heart.
>Your brother has been spending a lot of time with that girl.
>It's not like you're jealous or anything!
>So what if he's spending more time at the library and this with her instead of you!

>You are Cadence
>You haven't seen much of Anonymous lately
>He spends so much time in the library
>Maybe you should check in and see what he's doing
>You trot to the library and see him
>With a filly
>Oh you are SO telling Shiny about this!

>You are Shining Armor
>Your son has been spending time with a filly that isn't Flurry
>You aren't sure if you should be glad he made a friend, or to be worried for him
>You decide to go with the glad option

>You are Flurry Heart
>You just found out by totally not listening in on mom and dads conversation, that Anonymous has a filly friend
>If she hurts him, you will break her

>You are Chrysalis
>You and Anonymous have been discussing about new items that he could make
>One interested you greatly
>A horn sheath that acts as a magical amplifier, boosting spell strength immensely
>This would be used for him due to his crippled magical reserve but if you were to steal it, you would be unstoppable!
>"Hey Crystal, I invited my family over to meet you. Isn't that great?"
>What
>Nononono
>If they find out
>Get it together Chrysalis, you manipulated his father once you can do it again

>You are Shining Armor
>So this is the filly that your son spends so much time with
"Hi! I'm pretty sure you know who I am already, what's your name?"
>She looks nervous
>Good
>"My name's Crystal Clear, it's nice to meet you."
>You trot up to her and lean in and whisper in her ear
"If you hurt him, I'll make Lunas banishment look like a luxury vacation. Got it?"
>She nods frantically
"Glad we understand each other"

>You are Chrysalis
>Was this the same Shining Armor that you enthralled or did he grow a spine?
>... you're not scared

>You are Anonymous
>While mom and dad are scaring the she'll off the changeling, you aare showing Flurry Mjolnir
>"This is so cool!!"
>She picks it up with a lot of strain
>"How could anypony use this?!"
"I'm going to enchant it to be more light weight, and then I'll add some more enchantments down the road"
>She looks at you in amazement
>"Enchant it now, enchant it now!"
>Mom and dad look over at you and Flurry, making their way over
>"What's this about encha-... Anonymous, why do you have a hammer?"
"I made it."
>"When?"
"A day ago"
>"And you were going to tell us when?"
"Uh...soon-ish. Want to help enchant it?"
>Dad smiles and mom is unsure
>Eventually they nods
>"Next time you do things like this please tell us."
"Yes ma'am, yes sir"
>Crystal looks at you and your family as you get the required gems for enchanting
"The first enchantment is to make it light enough for somepony to use"
>Mom smiles
>"Oh I'm sure it's not that heavy"
>Long story short mom almost threw out her back lifting it above her head
>After that mess, you mom and dad finally enchanted Mjolnir
>Why does your ass feel weird?
>You look at your flanks to see it glowing
>After it stops glowing it shows an anvil surrounded by a magical aura

>You are Anonymous
>Mom and dad took you and Flurry to the beach
>Crystal was there
>TOTALLY A COINCIDENCE
>You brought Mjolnir with you
>God damn you want meat!
>You spies with your little eye a crab
>Bingo
>You grab the poor bastard
>Crystal makes the mistake of looking at you just as you crack it open and eat the good parts
>She looks sick
>You stare her in the eye as you take another bite
>Could use some spices

>You are Chrysalis
>By everything good in the world he just ate a still twitching crab without flinching
>Don't you dare throw up
>You're gonna throw up
>You run to a bush and vomit green slime
>What is wrong with that colt?!

>You just saw the prince crush a giant crab seemingly effortlessly with his hammer.
>Giant crab shells are weaker than changeling shells but you don't doubt it could kill a changeling in one blow.
>And he's eating the meat...
>You really don't know how to feel about this.
>But first things first, you need to get that hammer away from him.
>It's time to think of a plan and quick.
>"Do you want to try?"
"Huh?"
>"I said, do you want to try my hammer?"
>Could it be that simple?
>He is literally giving it to you on a silver plater.
>You smile and reach out for it and grab it.
>Time to run away with this cursed thing and hide it from-
>Why can't you lift it?
>You fix your grin and try again.
>It doesn't even budge!
>You pour more of your magic into it and try to levitate it as well without him noticing.
>Nothing!
"Why. Won't. It. MOVE!"
>"I guess those enchantments worked after all."
"...enchantments?"
>"Yeah, I made it so only I could use it. Sorry I used you to test one of my enchantments Crystal."
>Wait...
"Did you say 'one of' as in more than one enchantment?"
>"Oh I have a few on this. Another is that its linked to me so if I will it to me it'll come."
"Doesn't that drain a lot of magic from you?"
>"No, I used another one to greatly lessen the magical stain those spells use."
>He picks it up with his wing with ease.
>"Let's get moving. I wanna see what else is on the beach."
>Your plan might need some major tweaking now.

>You are Cadence
>Looks like Anonymous is getting meat cravings
>Soon Flurry will want meat, it's good for the wings

>You are Chrysalis
>You need to get that image of Anonymous eating crabs out of your head
>Those she'll cracks are the worst part
>He didn't even feel remorse like most pegasi do when they eat fresh meat
.He just kept cracking them open, sometimes picking them apart alive
>You involuntarily shiver remembering
>That's going to give you nightmares
>Hopefully none about him using that hammer on changelings and...
>Don't think of it further, that'll make it worse
>Still...those eyes of his
>It was like he didn't even see the crabs as living things

>You are Anonymous
>Those crabs were fucking tasty
>You could go for more but don't want to get sick
>Dad looks uncomfortable knowing you killed things and ate them but mom calmed his nerves saying it was normal for pegasi to eat meat to help their wings develop
>He shouldn't be so judgemental with your eating habits
>He eats almost as much dessert food as the pink abomination
>Mom said I'll crave them soon enough to better fuel my magic
>But you don't want diabetes

>You are Anonymous
>Crystal has been more distant lately
>Maybe eating those crabs infront of her wasn't such a good idea
>Right now she's in the library browsing books
>You sneak up behind her
"Hi Crystal."
>She jumps and screams, making the crusty old librarian shushes the two of you
>You look back at Crystal and see she looks uncomfortable
"I would like too um... apologize for eating crabs infront of you"
>"I-it's okay, I know pegasi eat meat for their wings, I just wish you didn't eat them alive"
>Her cheeks turn green
"Alright Crystal, I'll be sure to eat live crabs out of your sight"
>She looks sick
"That was a joke, sorry"
>"Don't joke about that. Gross"
>You smile and chuckle slightly
>An hour later you go back to your room
>Crunch
>You look to the sound
>Flurry has a crab claw in her mouth
>Shell and all
>The two of you keep eye contact and she finishes cruching the claw and swallows it
>"...Hi Anon"
"...Hi. Are those my crabs?"
>"Don't you mean OUR crabs?"

>You are Princess mi Amore Cadenza, and your two adorable children are fighting over crab-meat.
>It's so heartwarming to see your foals roughhouse like this.
>Unbeknownst to you, the Heart pulsates for a moment, softly.

>You are Shining Armour.
>Your foals are fighting over a butchered crab like two dogs would a rope.
>Your chest tightens in unease.

>You are Anonymous, and your Sister was trying to pilfer your crab!

>You are Flurry, and your Brother is being a butt.

>You are Chrysalis
>After the whole...crab situation, you've started spying on Anonymous during his tutoring
>He mostly focuses on pure magical control over powerful spells
>That's smart of him
>He needs all the control he can get with his crippled magical pool
>Draining his love will subdue him easier than you thought
>Right, you need to keep grooming him, getting him attached to you
>Then when he's head over hooves you'll pin him and drain all of the love you want Giggity
>But you have to admit, you've grown attached to the strange colt
> https://youtu.be/Z_1kpd3nBus [Embed]
>You just need to play the waiting game

>Be Shining Armor.
>You were on a walk through the garden when you heard cheers and hollering.
>Turning a corner you see your Sister, your wife, Celestia, Luna, and a few pegasus mares all in a big circle hooping and hollering.
>You trot up and peek inside the circle to see what's going on.
>In the circle is Flurry and Anonymous tugging on a crab in their mouths.
>You can't help but realize it's a rathet big blue crab at that, nothing like the ones on the beaches around here.
>Their wings are unfurled as they growl at eachother while tugging the crab.
>"Go Flurry! Aunt Twilight has alot of bits rolling on this match!" Twilight calls.
>You hear Celestia sigh as she looks to her sister.
>"Ah, to be so young again. Do you remember our squabbles over fish Lulu?"
>"We do, tis why we bet upon the runt." Luna says with a nod before looking back to the match. "Push then pull Anon! Push and pull!" She calls trying to give pointers.
>"That's got alot of meat in it you two, and they're hard to get." Your wife says causing the growling to get louder and tugging stronger.
>...
>Normally you'd be pissed to see this happening.
>But it's not every day you get to see two young alicorns fighting over a huge crab.
>Also, they're not hurting eachother.
>You nudge Twilight's hoof getting her attention.
"Who's taking the bets?"
>She points you to a pegasus with a green cap.
>You walk over and hand her a bag of bits.
"Three hundred on the colt."

>Little did the ponies know that all was going according to keikaku
>Anon shoots a wink at his sister
>She takes the signal and manoeuvres herself so her back is turned to the pony taking the bits
>With a nod they set their plan into action
>Flurry pulls the crab as hard as she can while giving Anon a small magical push
>Using his precision magic Anon steals the whole bag of bits from the pony
>Then with her super powered magic Flurry throws herself and Anon through their bedroom window/wall
>Alicorn durability for the win
>While the crowd of shocked ponies stare up at the settling dust of the castle wall Anon and Flurry break the crab in half and enjoy their share on their newly acquired thrones of bits

>You are Anonymous
>Mom has made you start doing exercise
>It's horrible
>When you were human you were just lazy
>Now though, you feel like having an asthma attach whenever you run a few laps or fly for more than ten minutes
>The only plus side to this is more meat
>After doing the last bare minimum lap you collapse
>Dad walks up to you and helps you up
>"Why don't you do the colt exercises?"
>You give him the stink eye
"Dad...buck that"
>Ten minutes later and you have a bar of soap in your mouth
>You want moar krabs

>You are Flurry Heart
>Your brother is so cool!
>He's so stubborn
>He never does the colt excersizes even though he just ends up hurting himself
>He helps you so much with your magic and now you get to help him with Galloping!
>...And stuff!

>You are Anonymous
>Mom took you and Flurry to the beach again
>This time the crabs are mudcrab sized
>Jackpot
>Mom took away Mjolnir for some reason
>You just used telekinesis on a large rock and pummeled the crabs to death
>Flurry just used her magic to Kamehameha them
>Shit was so cash
>Then you heard it
>Thump thump thump
>You turn around to see a crab that puts Ds3 giant crabs to shame
>You give Mom a glare and she smiles awkwardly
>You think to yourself "fuck it" and fly up and gather clouds
>While flurry distracts crabzilla you place the now massive cloud above the crab and kick it as hard as you can
>The cloud discharges a bolt of lightning so strong it makes Zues look on in envy
>Zues is the local griffon beach bum
>Crabzilla is dead
>Mom starts cheering at you and Flurry
>"That was so good! I'm so proud of you two! Anonymous, Flurry, get some rock!! We need to crack this shell!"
>Crunch
>You and Mom look over and see Flurry took a bit out of the crab already not even bothered by the shell
>Zues flies over and gives you a fist bump and starts to help peeling off the shell
>Half an hour later you mom and Flurry took home a few weeks worth of crab meat
>That was from one claw
>The rest was free game for griffons and pegasi
>You earned the unofficial title of Crab Cracker
"Dad dad look how much crab we got!"
>He looks sick and gives a weak smile
>"G-great!"
"C'mon dad give it a try!"
>You hold a lightning cooked piece of heaven out for him
>He takes it and takes a bite before promptly puking his guts up
>Mom looks at you and Flurry
>"Go put the crab away, I'm going to help your father"
>Many keks were had between you and Flurry

>You are Chrysalis
>Right now you above a sleeping Anonymous
>The guards watching him in secret are in actuality changelings
>He looks peaceful and harmless
>You brush aside some of his mane to see more of his face
>After all this time with him do you even wish to harm him?
>...if he doesn't willingly join you then you may have to
>You hope it doesn't come to that

>You are Anonymous
>The changeling that goes by Crystal is standing over you undisguised
>You're pretending to be asleep
>Why hasn't she drained your love yet?
>Why is she just standing there?
>You don't understand
>You shift around slightly causing her to back up slightly
>You hear hoofsteps heading towards your room
>The changeling gasps quietly and teleports away in a green flash
>The door opens and you open one eye slightly to see what's happening
>Mom is eating some of your crab
>God damnit

>You are Chrysalis
>After Cadence left you change back from the fly form you took
>Anonymous turns to face the wall in his sleep
>You sigh and move to go
>You slipped on abstray piece of crab meat and fall into the magically preserved meat
>You look up from the meat pile and see Anonymous didn't react
>He must be a heavy sleeper
>You get up and fix the mess you made
>The smell is another problem
>Hopefully him or his family don't try to bite you

>You are Anonymous
>Last night the changeling fell in your crab meat
>Time to rustle her jimmies
>Right now she's reading a book about whatever
"Hi Crystal!"
>She looks up and smiles at you
>"Hi Anonymous!"
>You go closer and stop before sniffing around
"Something smells good"
>She looks nervous
>"W-what does it smell like?"
"It smells like...crab."
>You go up close and personal
>Practically touching her at this point
"Crystal you smell so good!"
>She looks like she's going to run
>You rub your cheek against hers pulling the oblivious fool
"Wow you smell really nice!"

>You are Chrysalis
> He can smell the crab on you
>Is he going to bite you?!
>...Why is he rubbing your face?
>You feel a blush forming
>Stupid lewd colt
I-it's not like you like him or anything!

>You are Cadence
>Right now you are spying on your son
>Shut up it's not creepy!
>You just have nothing better to do
>Right now Anonymous is forcefully cuddling Crystal
>She must have used something that he likes as cologne
>You smile and teleport to Shiny
"SHINY WE HAVE TEASING MATERIAL! I REPEAT TEASING MATERIAL!!"
>He looks at you before smiling evilly
>"Good"

>You are Anonymous
>You want cake
>You went to dad and he just had a thousand yard stare
>"It is time."
>He took you to the dining room and gave one of the cooks the thousand yard stare
>The cook had a grim look on his face
>Ten minutes later they came back with a cake that puts wedding cakes to shame
>You will demolish this cake

>You are Shining Armor
>Your son has just started craving sweets
>Perfectly normal for unicorns
>But your son is an alicorn
>You turn to walk away but stop when you hear a burp
>You turn around and look on in horror
>Your son ate the entire bucking cake
>He just gives you a look
>"More."

>You are Anonymous
>After eating three cakes in one sitting, something even Sunbutt can't do, you decided to forcefully cuddle the changeling again
>Seeing her flustered is so much fun
>Who new that a being that lives off of love would be such a prude?
>Well that or really naive
>Mom is making you exercise again
>With how much you're doing it combined with more rigorous magic practice, you're eating like a bear before hibernation
>You feel gross after each meal
>Ever heard of a guy called Tarrare?
>Kind of like him but less eating pets and more exhaustion
>Right now you are snuggling Crystal
>"Could you please get off me?"
"No, I'm tired and sore, you're soft and comfortable"

>You are Cadence
>Your plan to get Anonymous and Crystal together is working perfectly
>You start to cackle like a typical villain when their plan works
>Shiny gives you a weird look
"What?
>"Nothing"

>You are Anonymous
>You are currently walking/stumbling through the castle looking for mom or dad
>You feel like you're burning up
>You see Crystal walking down the hall you are currently in, on her way to the library
"C-crystal!"
>You collapse and curl up
>It feels like you're being ripped apart
>She runs over to you
>"Anon what's wrong?"
>You have no clue
"I d-dont know!"
>She looks you in the eyes with a serious expression before casting a spell on you
>You black out

>You are Chrysalis
>Anonymous' magic is growing too fast for his body
>You can save him from being cooked alive by his magic
>You knocked him out with a spell and put him on your back and teleport to the hive
>You drop your disguise and find a stone slab to lay him down on
>You need to drain his love and by extension his magic

>You are Chrysalis
>It's time to drain Anonymous' love
>You open your mouth and start breathing in, causing a green mist to be pulled from the sleeping Anonymous
>There's alot of love you can "taste"
>Love for his family, for...ugh crab meat, a new love for cake, and a slight amount of puppydog love for...you?
>You almost stop draining from surprise
>You look deeper into that love
>It's not for the ponysonna that you disguise as
>It's truely for you
>Nothing but a mere crush or admiration for you but it's still there
>How could he know that you weren't a pony?
>Why didn't he rat you out the first chance he got?
>Why?

>You are Anonymous
>You just woke up feeling like shit
>At least you aren't being cooked alive
>You look around and see you're in your room
>Weird
>Time to get ready for the day
>You try to use telekinesis on objects in your room
>It doesn't cast
>What
>You try again
>Nothing
>You go to a nearby mirror
>There is a metal sheath covering your horn
"What is this?!"
>The guard outside your room looks in and sees you panicking
>She walks up to you
>"My prince, your parents wish to speak with you."
>You look at her and just nod
>The guard escorts you to your parents study
>The moment the door opens dad shoots out and latches on to you
>"ANON ARE YOU OKAY?! DO YOU FEEL FEVERISH?! ARE YOU HUNGRY, TIRED "
>And he's in full panic mode
>... He's still asking questions
>You poke his neck
"Dad I feel fine."
>Mom walks over and Pat's dad on the back
>"So, how do you feel Anonymous?"
"I feel like a pillar fell on me. So what's with the horn thing on me?"
>"Well, you need to wear that so your magic doesn't grow too fast. It stops you from generating magic, sorry sweetie but you'll need to wear that until your body grows"
"Aaaww! But why doesn't Flurry need one?"
>"Her body was born with alot of magic so her body is used to the strain, also she is larger than you."
>Oh hell no
>Your mom didn't just call you a manlette
>Er...horselette but still!
>Sure Flurry is five inches taller than you but that doesn't matter!
>How you barely grow is a mystery
>You eat more than a morbidly obese American and nothing changes
>What the fuck biology?

>You are Anonymous
>So what if Flurry is bigger and has stronger magic than you
>You'll be the best damn magic user
>Other than Aunt Twilight
>And Starswirl
>...and Celestia...and Luna...
>And Dis- stop naming them.
>You just need to grow
>Like, literally grow

>You are Chrysalis
>You are in the rafters watching Anonymous
>When he goes into an empty hallway you drop down quietly and grab him from behind holding his mouth with your hoof
>He just sticks his tongue into one of the many hold and blows a raspberry
>Grossgrossgross
>You let go of him and dry your hoof off
>He's looking at you with a blank look
>"So... how's your day? If you're here to foalnap me my dad will tear you a new one...nevermind you have plenty"
>Why isn't he screaming how you're a monster?
>Whatever
>You cast the sleep spell on him feeling mildly irritated
>You take him back to the hive for answers

>You are Anonymous
>You wake up in a dark room lit by dull green lights
>The changeling that you spent most of your time with is there
"So, how are you today?"
>"How did you know that I was a changeling?"
>Okay straight to the point then
"Well first off Crystal Clear is the most generic crystal pony name I've ever heard, second you never appeared on the census, and three I used a spell that let me know you were a changeling. It also helps that I saw you fall into my crab meat."
>She gives you a dull look
>"Then why didn't you go running to your parents?"
"I thought it would be fun to mess with you."
>"That's it?"
"Yep"
>She sighs in irritation
>"So you are a still living crab to mess with me?"
"Yes, also it was delicious"
>"You are either a sociopath or an idiot."
"No need for name calling. So what should I call you? Your real name obviously isn't Crystal"
>She looks at you for a moment
>"I am Queen Chrysalis."

>You are Chrysalis
>You almost expected the colt to brake down crying after waking up to the situation
>But then you remembered that Anonymous is most likely a sociopath
>Maybe you could intimidate him?
>You lean in and bare your fangs slightly
"Now what should I do with you?"
>"Let me go?"
"Why would I do that?"
>"Because I wouldn't tell anyone about this."
>What
"Why would you do that?"
>"Because I consider you my friend. Even if it was an act, I don't want harm to come to you."
>This has to be a ruse
>No pony could ever be friends with a changeling, much less the queen of them
>...Right?

>You are Anonymous
>Cryst- Chrysalis decided to "interrogate" you
>You told her the truth
>The truth may not have been what she was expecting or something
"So Chrysalis, can you take me home? I'm pretty sure my parents noticed that I'm gone."
>"I took you five minutes ago."
"Well then nevermind."
>She sighs and shakes her head
>"I don't understand, why do you consider me a friend? I'm an enemy of Equestria and by extension the Empire."
"So? We spent months together having fun and NOT killing each other."
>She stares at you with a confused expression
"As far as everyone else knows, you're just Crystal Clear an average unicorn, and not the queen of changelings. And even if they find out, I'm guessing you were the one who kept me from being cooked alive. That should be a good point in your favor"
>She stops

>You are Chrysalis
>He's right
>You did save his life, and the fact he trusts you can sway any punishment you may receive if caught
>That colt is right
>You sigh in relief that your secret is safe and that you can spend more time with the little colt
"Alright, I'll take you back. But you need to swear to not tell anypony about me!"
>"Cross my heart hope to die, stick a needle in my eye"
>Gross
"Never say that again."
>"No promises"

>You are Cadence
>Anonymous and Crystal have been spending more time together
>Gooood
>Your plan is coming together
>"Honey you're making the face again."
>You look at your husband
"My plan is bearing fruits Shiny! We shall be grandparents by the end of the next two decades!"
>"Cadence please tell me you aren't in heat again, you act crazy when you're in heat."
"No that starts in another two weeks, but look!!"
>You made a shipping chart
>It has a bunch of X's over potential mares that could have gotten together with your son
>The only mare, this case filly, that isn't crossed out is Crystal Clear
>Her picture has circles over it
"MY PLAN HAS WORKED!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
>Shining sighs and shakes his head before dumping a glass of water on your head
"Gah sweet Celestia that's cold! What the buck Shining?!"
>He gives you a look that says "I'm done with your shit, calm down"
>"Stop acting crazy. You always get like this when you think ponies will get together but this is the worst I've seen you. Calm down and I'll do that thing you like so much."
"...which thing?"
>"THAT thing"
>You calm down instantly

>You are Anonymous
>It's been two weeks since you were taken by Chrysalis
>You haven't seen your parents all day
"Flurry have you seen mom and dad?"
>"No, why?"
"I haven't seen them at all today."
>She thinks about where mom and dad could be before getting a shit eating grin
>"Why don't you ask your FILLY FRIEND where they could be?"
>You can't help but blush
>Stupid child body and it's mind altering chemicals
"S-shut up!"
>You go to the library and find Chrysalis
"Have you seen my parents anywhere?"
>"Why would I know that?"
"You have spies everywhere."
>She sighs and goes up to one of her changelings
>They say that mom and dad have been in their room all day
>That's weird but whatever
"C'mon let's go"
>"Why do I have to go?"
"I want to see the look on their faces when they see me holding hooves with you."
>"H-how scandalous!"
>You give her a confused look but internally shrug
>You and Chrysalis go to your parents door and open it while holding her hoof
"Hey Mom Dad gue-...what the buck."
>Chrysalis' face is completely red
>Mom and dad are...
>Double hoof holding and kissing
>THIS is what kept them here all day?!?
>Mom and dad stop kissing and look at you and "Crystal"
>"Um...hi Anon"
>You wordlessly close the door and walk away
>After getting far away enough Chrysalis looks at you still red in the face
>"THAT WAS SO LEWD! HOW COULD ROYALTY DO SUCH A SCANDALOUS THING?!"
"They were just kissing."
>"EXACTLY!"
>you squint at her
"How old are you?"
>She calms down slightly and looks at you
>"I-i'm ten years of age"
>What
"You look like an adult!"
>"When a changeling queen perishes or leaves the hive the strongest drone takes her place."
"That kinda sounds like how bees' work"
>"Oh please, don't compare my kind to those little bugs!"
>She got in your face and puffed up slightly
"If you don't back up I'll kiss your cheek."
>She backs up fast
>"How lewd!"

>You are Anonymous
>Your parents are being weird
>Well weirder
>Flurry keeps teasing you and Chrysalis for being close to each other most of the time
>Like right now
>"Anon and Crystal sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Shut up!"
>Chrysalis keeps blushing for some reason

>Meanwhile in Chrysalis' head
>'Me and Anonymous...k-kissing? How lewd!'
>She never denied wanting to

>Back to our regularly scheduled programming
>You and Flurry sat next to each other during breakfast
>Mom and dad actually took time from their obviously lewd shenanigans to eat breakfast with us
>"Anon, Flurry, you two will be spending time with Aunt Celestia and Luna for the next two weeks"
>What
>Nononono on
>Not Aunt Molestia

>You are Anonymous
>You and Flurry just got to Canterlot
>You feel slightly safer with Mjolnir at your side
>There was apparently a leak in the guard because there is a fucking crowd of parasites called Paparazzi
>They attacked the carriage with camera shots
>These shots grew more rapid once you and Flurry got out
>They kept spouting weird questions that you only understood half of
>You sigh and keep walking g while Flurry is overwhelmed by all of the stimuli
"Flurry c'mon"
>She looks back at you and follows you into the castle
>Once inside you're greeted by Molestia
>This is going to be horrible

>You are Anonymous
>You are currently sleeping
>You would sleep more but Celestia places windows in the perfect positions to have sunlight shine on your face no matter which way you shifted
>Damn
>You get up feeling like shit like every morning and see your sister still out like a stone
>She has to suffer being awake with you
>You walk up to her and poke her side
"Flurry. Flurry get up."
>She lazly bats your leg away
>Time to up the ante
"Fine then I'll eat all of the crab meat without you then"
>She shoots up and stares at you
>"Do that and I'll tell dad what you did."
>Oh God no
>How does she know?
"And what is it that I did?"
>She gets the look of a liar
>"Oh, y'know! That...thing you did!"
>You lick her cheek and get a serious expression
"This is the taste of a liar, Flurry Heart!"
>Her resovle brakes
>"Okay fine! I don't know what you did..."
>Good, no one must know
>You and her go down to the royal dining room and see Sunbutt and moonbutt are already there
>Luna looks like you do, complete shit
>Celestia is like the stereotypical morning person
>Celestia looks at the two of you and smiles
>"Good morning Anonymous, Flurry"
>"Good morning Aunt Celestia!"
"There is no good mornings."
>You go over to Luna look at the pitch black coffee she's drinking and take it
>"Wha- you little scamp bring that back!"
"No."
>You chug the black liquid
"Here."
>You give her the empty mug back
>She glares at you and gets up to get more coffee
>You and Flurry take a seat and wait for breakfast to be served
>When it is served you are kind of disapointed
>It's mostly a salad with a piece of toast
"I should have brought my crab."
>Just after you said that the cook brings out cooked fish
"...Good enough."
>You eat the salad and toast first and then the best part last
>Maybe this won't be so bad

>You are Celestia
>Your plan is to make Anonymous trust you
>When his body develops more and comes of age this trust will be what let's you take him
>It'll be easy, he's just a colt

>You are Celestia
>After finishing breakfast you take the twins for a tour of the castle
>"Aunt Celestia you better keep Nonny away from the library, he'll stay in there all day"
>"Hey I leave the library!"
>"To eat and use the bathroom!"
>Anonymous glares at Flurry
>Oh you remember the squabbling you had with Luna when you were younger
>Good times up until a certain incident
>Thank Harmony that's over
>You notice the horn sheath Anonymous has
"Anonymous why do you wear that sheath?"
>"My magic grew too fast for my body to handle."
>Oh, you've seen what that can do to ponies
>Not pretty
"At least you're alright"
>You smile at him
>He can't cast magic, you can use that
>You could assist him every so often, get things out of reach, be there to help him
>Anything really, colts will be colts
>Even if he is more intelligent compared to most
>Do a few nice things for them and you have them eating out of your hoof

>You are Anonymous
>You went to the library
>It was most of the same shit you read back home
>"We-I did not expect a colt to be here"
>You turn around and see Luna
"Um...hi Aunt Luna. Um...sorry for stealing your coffee this morning"
>"It is fine, it's just coffee. Might I ask what it is you are reading?"
"I'm reading up on new enchantments to experiment with, I only know the light weight one"
>She looks confused
>"What would you need enchanting for?"
"I got my cutie mark by making g an enchanted hammer."
>"But you're a colt"
"Yeah, so?"
>"But making weapons is dangerous!"
>You squint at her
"And that's supposed to stop me?"
>"But forging and enchanting items are what mares do!"
"Yeah a thousand years ago. I can do almost whatever I want, ponies will just laugh me off at worst"
>She looks mildly shocked before laughing
>"Tis wonderful to see a colt with a fire in his eyes! We haven't seen one since Starswirl!"
>What
"So...that was like a test or something?"
>She giggles and smiles at you
>"You could say that, you said you made a hammer? May I see it?"
"Yeah it's in my room, could you teleport us there? I'd rather not spend two hours lost in this maze of a castle"
>She nods and her horn lights up
>The two of you are outside of your room
>You blink a few times and then open the door
"Here it is!"
>You struggle slightly lifting Mjolnir and carrying it
>Even with the enchantment it's still heavy
>You han- hoof it over to her and she inspects it
>"And this is your first time? Truely impressive"
"Thanks!"
>She gives Mjolnir back and you put it away
"Want to mess with Celestia?"
>Her eyes light up
>"WE THOUGH THEE WOULD NEVER ASK!"
>She used the RCV right in your face
>Goodbye hearing it was nice knowing you\

>You are Celestia
>You just got your daily cake
>Just as you're about to cut into it
>It explodes covering you in cakey goodness
>You hear laughing
>You look to the left and see Anonymous without his horn sheath on laughing along with Luna
>So that's how things are.
>You giggle to yourself in excitement
"Dear sister and dear nephew, you two know this means war"

>You are Anonymous
>You made Celestias' cake pop
>Using magic never felt so good
>Celestia is looking at you and Luna
>"Dear sister and dear nephew, you two know this means war"
>Oh boy

>You are Anonymous
>You woke up in the middle of the night feeling your right hoof being placed into a bowl of warm water by Celestia and Flurry
>You stare at them
>"Go back to sleep Anonymous."
"No."
>You have a Mexican stand off here
>You don't sleep with your horn sheath on
>You could dump the water on them but then you'd have a sun goddess and your walking nuke of a sister after you
>You decide secret option c
>Run like a bitch
>You throw your covers over their heads and make a break for the door
>You're surrounded by a golden aura
>Celestia you cunt
>"And where do you think you're going nephew?"
>Could her voice not be rapey?
"Oh you know...places."
>She smiles that damn predatory smile as flurry lifts the bowl of water over you
>Oh hell no
>You close your eyes make your horn glows brightly and fast for an impromptu flash bang
>Celestias' magic releases you and you run off to Lunas room
>"Aunt Celestia I think he got away!"
>"I know that! How does he know that spell?"
>You made that shit up

>You are Anonymous
>Celestia and Flurry cornered you
>You can feel your tail against the wall
>Flurry has fur and mane dye while Celestia has a permanent marker
>The dye is the same as mom's fur and mane
"Now I know what you're thinking! 'Should we dye him?' And the answer might surprise you!"
>They smile, Flurrys' is an innocent one while Celestia has a rape face
>God damn it!
>Should you teleport? No you can barely find the dining room here
>"I wouldn't use that blinding spell nephew, we have a counter for it!"
"Like what?!"
>They put of sunglasses
>Really? Fuck it, making a new spell
>What could help you? Paralysis? Maybe.
>What could stop their magic?...Anon you stupid genius!
>You can't make an emp but you might be able to disable their horns
>Your horn glows brightly but not as bright as the flash bang spell
>Rapelestia smiles before frowning
>Hers and Flurrys' horns are covered in ice
>"What did you- whoa!"
>You pushed them back with telekinesis and ran to find Luna

>You are Anonymous
>You are eating dinner with everyone
>The dining room is the only safe place in the prank war
>You have a salad with a side of clams
>You noticed that Celestia looked a little uneasy when you asked for them
>Jackpot
>After eating your salad you took your time eating the clams
>You made sure to get the juices on your face
>Sometimes you made slurping sounds
>You quickly peek at Celestia and see her with a heavy blush and shaking slightly
>Operation Jail Bait is successful

>You are Celestia and you need a drink NOW
>That little lewd colt, he doesn't know what he does to you!
>You just want to pin him down and
>No, no, you need to control yourself
>You went to the wine cabinet and poured yourself a glass
>After this you place the glass of wine down on the table and went to the royal kitchen for cake
>"What's this?"
>Oh no
>You gallop to the table you set the wine down on and see that Anonymous drank half of the glass
>"This juice taste's weird..."
>Oh Cadence is going to kill you
>The wine kicks in almost instantly due to his small size and he starts stumbling
>He hiccups and looks at you with a haunted look
>"They didn't let him in..."
>What
"Um...who wasn't let in?"
>"They didn't let Waluigi into Smash..."
>What is he talking about?
"Anonymous what are you talking about?"
>He then started singing in a really odd voice.
https://youtu.be/qykVUP7bKt4 [Embed]
>After he stopped he passed out
>You shake your head and down the other half of the wine and take Anonymous to his room
>What's a Waluigi?

>You are Luna
>You heard the worst singing coming from the dining room
>You trot over and see Celestia holding a sleeping Anonymous in her magic
"Sister please tell me you didn't drug him."
>"He drank my wine."
>Oh
"You mean the wine that was used to put elephants to sleep over a thousand years ago?"
>"Yes."
"The same wine that gets more potent with age?"
>"..."
"Oh dear Harmony."
>"I know this seams bad but he just drank a little!"
"Look how tiny he is!"
>"Oh please the same happened to you as a filly!"
"I blew up one of the castle towers!"
>"At least he passed out after that so g of his"
"That horrible singing was him?"
>"Yes, something about a Waluigi."
>You sigh
"Do we have those potions for hangovers anymore?"
>Celestia looks nervous
"Celestia...what did you do?"
>"I...MAY have found out that a few of the ingredients were kind of...hallucinogenic and had the production of them cancelled over five hundred years ago."
"So a few ponies get the high of their life and you cancel a remedy for hangovers."
>"Not the fun kind of hallucinating."
>You sigh in frustration
"We're going to have to deal with him whining in the morning. You are going to be taking care of him since you were the one who left the wine unattended."
>Without giving her a chance to speak you turn around and go to your room
"Celestia being responsible my flank."

>You are Celestia
>Anonymous is passed out in your magical grip
>Maybe you could use magic to make him forget that get ever drank the wine in the first place
>No then Luna would throw a fit
>A justified fit
>You should just take him to bed
>He starts to stir and looks at you tiredly
>"Aunt Celestia? What's going on?"
>Maybe you can take advantage of his state and get the relief you have wanted for thousands of years
>Maybe-
>"HUUAAAGH"
>He threw up on you.
>Any mood you were in is now more dead than a skeleton
>You clean him up with magic and teleport him onto his bed
>You need a long shower
>A few long showers

>You are Anonymous
>You feel like shit
>The fucking sun hurts to be under
>Oh dear God what hit you?
>You get out of bed and walk to the dining room wincing whenever you pass a window
>You get there and sit down and laying your head on the table
>Celestia and Luna look at you concerned
>"Nephew are you alright?"
"Kill. Me."
>"Luna shoots Celestia a nasty look
>"Do you want some water?"
"Yes please."
>Luna gets you a glass of water and you down it immediately and lay your head down with a thump
>Why didn't you bash your skull in with Mjolnir when you woke up?
"What happened to me?"
>Celestia shifts uncomfortably
>"O-oh! You were Galloping down the hall and ran into a vase!"
>Christ you must have been dumb last night
"Does the palace have any painkillers?"
>They look at you slightly confused
"Pills that make pain go away."
>They look less concerned and Celestia nods
"Yes, we have those, do you need one?"
"Give me alot. Please"

>You are Celestia
>He doesn't remember anything from last night
>GOOD

>You are Anonymous
>A week here and you most likely got minor blain damblij
>A guard walks up to you
>"Prince Anonymous, somepony is here to visit you."
>What
"Who is it?"
>"She wouldn't say, do you want to see her?"
"Couldn't hurt"
>The guard nods and leads you to the castle entrance
>"Anonymous!!"
>You're tackle hugged by...
"Crystal?"
>You and her hug after getting up
>"Aww!"
>You and Chrysalis look at the guard
>She clears her throat
>"Sorry, I'll let you two catch up"
>You look back at Chrysalis
"So what're you doing here?"
>"I couldn't stand your parents hounding me about our relationship and when to expect foals."
"Why would they ask about that?"
>Better play the innocent kid
>"Anyways, how have you been?"
"I ran into a vase the other day."
>She looks you over
>"You have no marks that indicates that you did."
"I guess alicorns heal fast"
>"Maybe, so what do you do around here?"
"I do what I always do at home"
>"Eat crab?"
"The other thing I do."
>"Oh you spend all day in the library"
"Bingo"
>"What's a bingo?"
"Nothing"
>Does bingo exist here?
>If it doesn't you'll invent it

>You are Celestia
>You feel another mare in the castle
>This will not do

>You are Anonymous
>You've spent a few hours in the library catching up with Chrysalis
>You also invented bingo
>Turns out Chrysalis is VERY competitive
>Better not make Monopoly
>You have just beaten her at another round
>It's like she has negative luck
>"I swear you are cheating!! Let me call out the numbers this time!"
"Use your inside voice, this is the library."
>She puffs her cheeks at you making you sigh
"Fine call the numbers."
>"Yes!!"
>Five minutes later and guess what happened
>"THIS IS HORSE APPLES!!!"
>You boop her nose making it scrunch and making her blush
"No profanity."
>She sticks her tongue out at you
>You boop her again

>You are Celestia
>You are spying- SURVEILING Anonymous and his friend
>He booped her snout
>Are they already in that deep of a relationship or is he so innocent that he doesn't know what he just did?

>You are Anonymous
>You made Monopoly against your better judgement
>And are currently playing with Chrysalis, Celestia, Luna and Flurry
>You and Chrysalis made an unofficial deal to help each other
>Celestia and Flurry did the same
>Turns out Luna was a very shrewd business woman one thousand years ago and hasn't lost her touch
>You and bug butt are trying to take her properties while keeping team Flurry off your backs
>It was bullshit
>And then it happened
>Everyone that wasn't a blue alicorn had lost
>And you lost the hearing in one ear from the rage screech Chrysalis let out

>You are Chrysalis
>And Anonymous needs to stop making these bucking impossible to win games!
>You almost lost your disguise from anger
>You may have also cracked a few windows

>You are Luna
>Anonymous should have gotten a cutie mark for making games
>This "Monopoly" game he made was very enjoyable!
>It reminded you of the old days, buying and selling properties, managing businesses
>Nowadays Equestrian shops and property are all under the crowns rule
>Maybe you can get Anonymous to make another Monopoly set for you

>You are Chrysalis
>Anons games are rigged.
Bugbutt is salty enough to pay a roman soldier

>You are Luna
>Your subjects are asleep and you're banishing nightmares
>You come across Flurry and Anonymous' dreams
>You check in on Flurry and see her playing with Anonymous
>Most twins dream like this as foals
>You check in on Anonymous and see him in a dark chamber with an older stallion
>"Anonymous, have you heard the legend of Darth Palegius the wise?"
Replace Anakin with Anon and ponify Palpatin. https://youtu.be/05dT34hGRdg [Embed]
>He fears the loss of his loved ones...
>You might need to gather the elements one day
>Hopefully not

>You are Anon
>Why did you have to dream of the prequal movies?
>Why did you take bitchy sand boys place?

>You are Anonymous
>The rest of the few days passed by uneventfully
>Time to go home
>The carriage was waiting
>You and Flurry stop and say your goodbyes
>You stopped and hugged Celestia and Luna
"It was fun staying here, I hope I can come back sometime!"
>They smile at you as you, Flurry and Chrysalis get into the carriage and leave
"So, who wants to play bingo?"
>Flurry got the biggest smile and Chrysalis gave you a death stare

>You are Celestia
>He wants to visit again sometime
>Your plan worked
>Soon you will get that sweet sweet underaged dick

>You are Luna
>You can feel a perverse aura radiating off of your sister
>You feel like taking a shower due to how dirty it made you feel

>You are Anonymous
>You, Flurry and Chrysalis finally got back to the crystal empire
>During the magical flying middle finger to physics aka the carriage ride, you made sure to make Flurry and Chrysalis suffer during the entire trip
>By saying puns the entire time
>On other unrelated news, there is a dent in the carriage wall that resembles a filly slamming her head against it
>When you and the others got off you and Flurry made sure to do the calm and logical thing
>The two of you ran straight to the throne room and tackle/hugged your parents
>Thank God there weren't nobles around
>Little bastards would use anything to gain anything
>You're pretty sure Chrysalis had a three course love meal from the familial love in the room
>Good news is you can keep the stupid fucking horn sheath off, hopefully for good
>After catching up you immediately went to your room
>Mom ate your crab stash

>You are Anonymous
>You are bored
>What can you do to pass the time?
>You look over at Mjolnir
>Bingo
>You gather enchanting chrystals and prepare the enchantments
>You can't summon lightning with it but you'll be able to summon it whenever you want
>Also you added the whole "only the worthy" thing to it
>Because fuck other people.
>After you finished the enchantments you decide to test it
>You started searching the castle for anyone really
>You bump into Flurry
>Test subject found
"Hey Flurry, can you help me with something?"
>"Sure! What is it?"
"Try lifting my hammer"
>She gives you a weird look
>"That's easy why would you have me do that?"
>She lifts it like nothing
>Guess she's worthy
"Thanks Flurry!"
>You wing hug your sister and take Mjolnir with you to find mom and dad

>You are Chrysalis
>The love that you have taken from Anonymous, which he have willingly, has been immensely helpful
>You had to most a few times just to keep up with how much you have been growing
>No more ribs, healthier hair, and a MUCH bigger magical pool
>It also helps that you feeding off of him helps keep his magic in check
>Your hive has also benefited from the large amount of love you had gathered
>Life is good

>You are Anonymous
>After finding some guards and testing Mjolnirs enchantments you came to a conclusion
>Well a few but whatever
>One: the enchantments work
>Two: most of the guards are cunts apparently
>Whatever
>You are heading to the throne room when the castle shakes to the foundation and a general feeling of dread for whoever just unleahed the pantshitingly strong force of wrath
>A few seconds later you heard the voice of said force
>"YOU WANT WHAT?!?!"
>You pity the dumbass who had just pissed mom off
>You open the door to the throne room just a crack to see the what happened
>Mom looks pissed off enough to turn into whatever aunt Luna did a thousand years ago
>Dad is right next to her holding her back, keeping mom from strangling the one who pissed her off
>Speaking of which, you see two scared griffon ambassadors
>One obviously the leader judging by the way she didn't TOTALLY lose her calm versus the other that just about shat herself
>The leader clears her throat
>"Our Empress wishes to arrange a marriage between her daughter and Prince Anonymous to strengthen our alliance."
>Oh
>They hit the "Arranged marriage" button