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Covet: -Eli was sitting on the couch, with his sketch pad in his lap, and his tablet sitting next to him on the couch. He occasionally looked down at the reference he had pulled up on the screen. He was enjoying the peace and quiet of the house, with the exception of the TV, that was playing reruns of The Big Bang Theory for background noise.-
Musik: -Harper sat on the floor of her room, running a baby brush over MJ's back. Her eyes locked up onto her tv which had The Hunger Games playing on it as she absent mindedly brushed her fucking pig.-
Tsaaq: Thaddeus had been stretched out on his bed with one of his fat dogs in his lap, Erik probably. He stared at his cellphone screen and sputtered his pierced lips with boredom. // She drove up to the OCH and brought her prius to a stop in the driveway. Bliss climbed out and jogged towards the porch, pulling the door open. "Hello!" She called out going right over to Eli. "What are you drawing?" She asked as she tried to peek at his sketch book.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam jogged down the sidewalk back towards the house, his forehead damp with sweat and his body slicked and shiny and shit because I imagine thats what it looks like when you run. I wouldn't know. Fuckl that shit. He turned into the driveway and sprinted the remaining twenty or so feet like he was being chased by a man eating dinosaur, stomping up the front porch stairs to stop at the door and leaning over to rest his hands on his knees, panting deeply.-
Covet: -Eli looked up seeing Bliss walk in and sit down next to him. He tilted the sketch pad over to show her what he'd been working on in his free time.[ https://gyazo.com/deadab17219c820319ce6f67cdb488e1]- Rey, Daisy Riddly has a amazing features to draw. Almost as good as yours. -He smiled at her- How was your day, My Dear?
Musik: -Harper dropped the brush onto the floor, turning completely to stare at the tv. Feeling MJ brush against her leg for more love but she just pulled him into her lap and kept staring at the tv.- "MJ i love you but let mommy watch her movie."
Tsaaq: He got up from his bed, tossing the dog aside gently and stepping out of the room with a yawn. Thaddeus walked down the hall and saw Bliss and Eli, rolling his eyes, he went towards the kitchen. "Hey." He seemed to grunt. // Her eyes lit up at the sight of the drawing before realizing what he had said. She playfully poked him in the shoulder. "Stop!" She laughed then glanced at the drawing again. "That picture is breath taking though." Bliss murmured before turning to awkwardly wave at Thaddeus.
Alexithymiaa: -Once he caught his breath he turned to the door and pushed it open to step into the house, still breathing heavily as he looked to Bliss and Eli in the living room. "Hey guys." He glanced at Thaddeus briefly, immediately turning his attention back to the two on the couch.-
Covet: -Eli shook his head and grinned.- Never. I feel bad because I guess the new Star Wars Monopoly doesn't have a Rey Figure, and she's a pretty big part of the plotline for The Force Awakens. He looked over at Thad and nodded- Hey. -He kept his response short, changing his attention over to  Adam, seeing him coming in panting. Giving him a wave- Hey Man. Pretty chilly out?
Musik: -Harper looked at MJ nudging at her again.- "Ugh seriously! Can't you just hold it while I try and finish this?" When the pig just stared blankly at her she groaned and pushed up to her feet, pulling her shoes on and pausing her tv. She leaned down to pick up the pig and carried him down the stairs, stopping at the bottom when she spotted a sweaty Adam, instantlly thinking dirty thoughts because that's Harper. She stumbled over her words before actually making a complete sentence.- "H-hey.." -SHe cleared her throat and pryed her eyes off Adam to look at Bliss and Eli.- "Hey."
Covet: [Calm down Harper XD]
Alexithymiaa: (Shes never seen a sweaty man before.)
Musik: (SHE HAS. SHE GOES TO CONCERTS. BUT SWEATY GUYS ARE HOT. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ADAM AND SHE'S DATING HIM. She's a horny eightteen year old leave her alone.)
Tsaaq: "Yeahhhh." He dragged out before pursing his lips and opening the fridge before hearing Adam's voice. "Hey!" Thad said in an intentionally loud voice. "How's your laptop?" He asked and gritted his teeth before grinning and turning around to ignore them cause for now it was salad time. //  Bliss furrowed her eyebrows and shook her head. "I heard about the Rey  action figure controversy, they claimed she'll have a figures released this month. We shall see." She sighed and looked to Adam and waved at him. "Adam have you seen Star Wars yet?" Bliss asked, trying to pretend Thad wasn't there.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam completely ignored Thad because he hates him and fuck him as he nodded to Eli. "Yeah, a little. But once you get going it's not too bad." He swung his head to see Harper coming down the stairs sending her a smile. "Hey. No, I haven't seen it yet. No spoilers, please."-
Covet: -Looking over at Thad, he  raised an eyebrow, then shook his head disaprovingly.- Well that's good news. I'd hate to see her character treated unfairly.-He looked between them- Oh really? We should go this weekend together. I'd watch it again in a heartbeat. -Hearing Harper enter he turned his head and waved- Hey.
Musik: -She flinched hearing Thaddeus' voice, letting out a sigh.- "I need to let MJ out before I commit murder." -She said blandly eyeing Adam again before walking out the front door, letting MJ down onto the grass to roam around.- "Dude you need to hurry, I need to kill someone."
Tsaaq: He furrowed his thick eyebrows and walked into the living room, blatanly taking a seat on the other couch. He scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Like you can." Thad whispered and took out his phone. // "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT? IT'S BEEN OUT FOR WEEKS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Bliss asked loudly after gasping overdramatically. "Please refrain from the killing!" She called out to Harper as she went outside and looked at Adam again. "We're going to see the movie." Bliss told him as she pointed her finger at him. "I'd watch it a thousand times."
Alexithymiaa: -Adam laughed and lifted his hands up in innocence. "Okay okay, we're going to see the movie. You don't have to twist my arm." He looked at Thad quickly before turning toward the stairs. "Can I go shower before ya'll berate me over this movie some more? I ran a couple miles and I'm a little sticky."-
Covet: -Eli sighed and then watched Bliss as she chuclked- Bliss has spoke, so it shall be! -he nodded his head at Adam- Sure thing. -He put the sketch back in his lap and kept adding too it here and there. Should we do the motion seats at the theater this time? -he asked Bliss-  Really get into those flight scenes...
Musik: -Harper picked the pig up once he finished his business and walked back inside, setting him down and walking passed Adam and over to Thaddeus.- "Why are you such an awful human being?" -She snapped at Thaddeus, glaring at him, really ignoring everyone else in the room.-
Tsaaq: He turned his head after sending off a text, looking back at Harper. "Honestly? You want me to be honest? I have no idea." Thaddeus chuckled as he looked down at his phone again. "I guess it's that nature versus nurture thing. Was I born evil or did that just sort of happen along the way in my development?" He asked, clearly aloof. // She smirked and crossed her arms. "You darn right!" Bliss tried to say in a deep voice. "Yes please, go. No offense." She said quickly, shooing sweaty Adam away before she fell silent, watching Harper and Thaddeus talk.
Alexithymiaa: -He started up the stairs when he heard Harper address Thaddeus, listening to his response and basically anticipating an issue because it's fucking Thaddeus.-
Covet: -Eli blinked at Thad and let out a sigh as Harper started in on him. He really didn't know what to say at this point. He watched MJ wander around the living room doing his piggy things.-
Alexithymiaa: (Piggy things.)
Musik: "I think you were fucking born evil you slimy dirtbag asshole. You were born evil and you're going to die alone, suffering, and still evil." -She said with a smirk raising her brows as she crossed her arms over her chest.- "Sooner rather than later, hopefully."
Tsaaq: "Who, you?" He asked skeptically. "Yeah I could die right now in this spot and I'd be more successful in my evil actions than you ever been in... Whatever it is you do. Sucking dicks I assume. Doing meth probably. Making your pig lick your vag cause hicks do shit like that." Thaddeus waved his hand at her and went back to texting. "Oh by the way. I'm not suffering. I'm walking on sunshine." He chuckled. // Bliss looked at Harper then back at Eli, getting up and going over to Harper. "This isn't the way, you should be the bigger person." She said to her gently.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam turned and went back down the stairs, moving over to the group to grab Harper's hand, trying to tug her away from Thaddeus. "Harper don't. Please."-
Covet: -Eli furrowed his brow at Thad's comments- Okay Dude that's just wrong. Can we just not...-he sighed.- You guys know this isn't going to go anywhere good. -he said going back to his sketch pad- Bliss is right though Harper, We shouldn't antagonize him. It will just make him do something irrationally stupid.
Musik: -Harper looked down at her hand when Adam grabbed it, stepping back slightly when he tugged on her. She shook her head and glared at Thaddeus.- "One I'm not a hick, MJ doesn't go near my vagina. Nice try though. Also, keep walking on sunshine long enough for your skin to boil off." -She snapped and looked at Bliss and Eli.- "Not everyone can be the fucking bigger person with this asshole! He rapes people, attacks people, breaks other peoples shit, and he gets away with it! It's bullshit!"
Tsaaq: Thaddeus laughed loudly. "Well since I'm not a mayonaise person, I'll be fine." He chuckled. He rose his hand at Eli. "She's actually right." He smirked. "I don't do 'irrationally stupid' things. Last time I checked? I'm really good at not getting in trouble for anything I do." He said grinning while whispering, covering the side of his mouth. "So maybe say that to your friend instead of me?" He said then looked down at his phone. "Yeah Whore-per. Listen to your friends before something bad happens."  Thad said in a monotone. // "But this isn't the way." Bliss said again. "Come on, we'll go upstairs or something. Arguing with him isn't making things any better. I understand you're frustrated-" Bliss cut herself off and pointed at Thaddeus. "Stop it! Shhh!" She scolded him.
Covet: We know, -Eli said then added- and I'm sure he knows. And all he's going to do is manipulate your anger into pissing you off more, so that he can claim he didn't start it. It is bullshit, but poking the bear isn't any better.  -Eli looked at Thad putting his things together- Yeah because breaking a computer totally wasn't irational, or Stupid. Let alone a jerk thing to do. You need to Stop as well. You're not doing yourself any favors, man.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam took a deep steadying breath because he hated Thad a lot and shit and he was being a fuck, tugging again at Harper. "Please just stop. Ignore him. Nothing he says matters. Just come upstairs and we'll all watch a movie or go to sleep or something. Just come on."-
Musik: "Something bad?" -She asked stepping back another step as he tugged on her again.- "What? You gonna rape me too?" -She asked loudly and felt her fist clench at her side.- "I'm..Not..a..whore!" -She lifted her hand to punch him but stopped herself shaking her head.- "No. I'm not going to hit you. But I hope one day someone does, and when that day happens I hope they hit you so hard they knock that shitty hair cut off your head." -She kept her hand in Adam's before turning to head up the stairs.-
Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes flipping Bliss and Eli off. "Shut up The Amazingly Annoying Duo. I'm really sick of hearing you fucking talk, I really am." He scoffed, going to stand up when she didn't hit him. "I honestly hope the same to you bitch." Thad smirked. "And your bleach blonde doesn't look trashy at all." Thaddeus said with a grin. "Okay bye Whore-per, your friends are calling you!" He waved as she retreated. "Welp, this was fun. Let's do it again sometime." Thad wiggled his eyebrows a moment and went to go down the hallway. // Bliss lowered her hand with her lips pressed together tightly and a defeated look. She went to walk over to Eli once more, watching everyone disperse.
Covet: Yep, have a good night Thad. -he waved shaking his head as he went down the hallway to his room, and Adam drug Harper upstairs- I feel like I live with teenagers. -Eli pulled Bliss in and kissed her forehead and chuckled- But on the plus side the worst he could say to us is that we are and amazingly annoying duo. I like to think it's a compliment really.-
Alexithymiaa: -Adam walked upstairs with Harper, basically pushing her toward her bedroom door. "Just.... go in your room. I need to shower. But I'll be out in a few minutes and we can talk and hangout, I guess? If you want."-
Musik: --She grabbed her hair to look at it out of the corner of her eyes, frowning.- "My hair doesn't look fucking trashy..." -She sighed and walked over to her door.- "WAIT! MJ!" -She shouted and spun around running down the stairs. Her eyes scanned the room before grabbing MJ and running back up the stairs. She walked over to her door.- "Just shower and come in here and cuddle me. I don't want to talk anymore." -She frowned slightly and pushed her door cracked so MJ didn't go roam around. She quickly changed into her pajamas and dropped down ont her bed to continue to pout.-
Alexithymiaa: "But..." Adam started in, letting out a sigh when he realized why argue. He turned away from her door, walking straight into the bathroom to close the door behind him and shower and smell like not sweaty man.-
Tsaaq: "Stop." Bliss said sternly. "It isn't funny, he's an actual threat who doesn't want to listen to reason" She said crossing her arms over her chest. "And that's because you do live in a house with teenagers. I'm pretty sure everyone here is only eighteen. That's technically still adolescents." She tilted her head a bit. "It's not that I'm scared but I would find it slightly less vexxing to sleep in talon hall tonight." Bliss told Eli.
Covet: -Eli nodded sheepishly- Sorry, Dear. -He groaned and ran a hand through his hair- oh yeah that's right. -Eli sighed-  I agree. The bear has been poked and I don't want to deal with him anymore than you do. -he told her rubbing her shoulders. It'd be nice to have a bit of peaceful sleep.
Tsaaq: She spotted his expression and sighed. "More like he's had a hive thrown at him." Bliss tilted her head. "Aww." She turned her head to kiss his cheek. "I'll meet you over there, alright?" She told him as she pulled the door open and went to her prius. "Drive safe, dearest!"
Covet: Sounds like a plan. I'll be right over, I've got to get my stuff put together so....no more than five to ten minutes behind you! -he told her as she went out the door. He grabed his tablet and his sketch pad, bringing them over to the door to pack them up and grab his coat. before heading out the door, locking it behind him and  headed to the dorms
Tsaaq: ((Eli, the only smart one who locks the door.))
Tsaaq: ((I was thinking if Bryan installs cameras what if somebody come in and steals them cause the door is always open x.x))
Covet: [XD Okay, but they would have to know where they are. XD they will be well hidden ones]
Tsaaq: ((Pfft, well they should get robbed at some point.))
Covet: [They should XD]