Jump 084: Slayers

Jump 84: Slayers
>Knight of Wands, reversed (A hot temper and domineering nature, coupled with a love of false drama and all things theatrical.)
... oh god. This isn't me. I know who this is. This is Naga.
Must. Run. Faster.
>Age: 21
>Location: The Kingdom of Dils
>Identity: Adventurer (-200)
>Drawbacks: The Death of the Abominable Fiend, Anon! (+100), They're Talking About A Girl Named Anon!? (+200), That's A Secret! (+200)
So. There's a play where I'm a villain? Eh, I can live with it, my skeletal form is pretty spooky. Though who knew there were so many pervs who liked to creep on skeletons in obviously fake wigs? I guess Xellos is one of them. Shocker.
>Treasure Sense (1200, Adventurer)
Detect any magical items within a day's walk for me? That should be about thirty miles. This would have been handy during my time at Hogwarts... oh well.
>Life is Wonderful! (1000)
This has even further implications for the people who choose to worship me. It's funny, I never actually went looking for that, but I keep finding perks that will make it ever more rewarding.
>High Bucket Capacity (850, Adventurer)
Being able to cast stronger spells is a plus.
>High Pool Capacity (650, Adventurer)
Being able to cast more is even better.
>Basic Magic (Free)
Well, of course I'm going to learn how to use the local magic.
>Elemental Specialty (550)
How about a little fire, scarecrow?
>Black Magic Specialty (450, Adventurer)
This seems to be the most flexible magic available.
>Grand Sorcery (250, Adventurer)
It makes sense to take it to its natural conclusion.
>Cool Cape (Free)
Well, all the other kids have them...
>Bags of Gold (200)
Into the treasure hoard YOU go.
>Pentagram Bangle (Free, Adventurer)
Nice bracelet. I'm sure I can integrate this into my gauntlet.
>Shifting Scabbard (0)
I've finally got a proper holster for whatever weapon I choose to be carrying that day. Very nice.

Ohohohoho.

OHOHOHOHO.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfaF5otJv0

I was watching that on loop while I did my build. I wanted to make sure I was in the right mindset of being completely and utterly doomed.

>dem tatays do

The same could be said about Peg Bundy. No matter how hot she is, you know some guy somewhere is fed up with her shit. Except in this particular case no one wants to put up with it in the first place.