Magical Burst: Session 26: Neutrally Assured Destruction

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, May 11, 2014
6:12 PM - Ole Motherfuckers entered chat.
6:12 PM - MeltingData entered chat.
6:13 PM - Smas entered chat.
6:16 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Team speak still borked?
6:17 PM - Saiko Itami: who knows
6:17 PM - Saiko Itami: might as well try
6:17 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: I just did, it ain't connecting for me
6:17 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: man, I just realized that all I ate today was 2 slices of toast
6:17 PM - Saiko Itami: we can use some other random TS if you guys want
6:18 PM - Saiko Itami: we've done it before
6:19 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I'll give you guys the details to a random teamspeak I know of but the game will have to wait about 5 or 10 minutes as an unexpected development has just occured
6:19 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: what kind of development is that?
6:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: namely my batshit insane grandmother on my father's side returning my "happy mothers day" call
6:20 PM - Saiko Itami: :v
6:20 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: woooo
6:20 PM - Celestine Travers: I can wait, currently playing FFXIII
6:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and the last time we talked she went on for 10 minutes about how good of a grandson i am because i return her calls unlike my brother
6:20 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: that's nice
6:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and then she called my mom and cried for 20 minutes about how my brother never calls her and my mom threw me under the bus for no fucking reason saying i wouldnt call her if she didnt remind me
6:21 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: which is true but this might take some time
6:21 PM - Saiko Itami: jeez
6:21 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: well, that wasn't nice of your mom :u
6:21 PM - Saiko Itami: lots of drama
6:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: today is mother's day though, thanks for reminding me :u
6:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: pfft
6:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: heres a random minecraft ts i have bookmarked
6:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: themafiagame.net
6:22 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: thats the address
6:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: oh yeah, we used that before
6:23 PM - Celestine Travers: Lemme get a drink
6:36 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to Ye Want a Coontruct eh?.
6:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: So last time, Eri and Val just left meguca-senpai's house, Celestine was totally making a move on Princess and Saiko was drunk and uninformed
6:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: that about right?
6:39 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: yup
6:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so who wants to be mainchat?
6:39 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: I leave that to Saiko for the time being :u
6:39 PM - Saiko Itami: i almost want to claim it just so you have to deal with my shit
6:40 PM - Saiko Itami: but i'd say someone whos doing something important should have it
6:40 PM - Nicolefancy entered chat.
6:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: I'll have to deal with your shit either way :v
6:40 PM - Nicolefancy: (hi what did i miss)
6:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nothing
6:40 PM - Nicolefancy: (kk good)
6:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: my insane grandmother kept the game on hold
6:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: we're literally just starting now
6:40 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (we just started, like, we're figuring out how to divy up the chats)
6:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Sorry Saiko, but Eri and Val get mainchat since there are two of them in a group
6:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: So last time, Eri and Val just left meguca-senpai's house, Celestine was totally making a move on Princess and Saiko was drunk and uninformed
6:41 PM - Nicolefancy: (ll, grandmas are crazy)
6:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: LESDODIS
6:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Eri and Val are currently in a limo going, uh, someplace?
6:41 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hey, Val."
6:44 PM - Nicolefancy: Val raises her eyebrow quizicly "yes?"
6:44 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "What are your thoughts, on Taya?"
6:47 PM - Nicolefancy: "She's amazing, and I love arguing with her."
6:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well, if you say so. There's just something that doesn't sit well with me."
6:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "If she has everything, why's she getting back into fighting monsters and stuff?"
6:50 PM - Nicolefancy: "Maybe she feels a change in everything, like the changes we have noiticed/"
6:52 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm... You know... I don't want to pry, but do you think she has a group of friends, like, me, Sarah, Eve... and I guess you could be a part of it too."
6:53 PM - Saiko Itami: ((colleguca))
6:54 PM - Nicolefancy: "Maybe... it's quite possible she is the last one of her friends. As we seen in Satoya's case, Magical girls don't live forever "
6:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri doesn't comment.
6:57 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hey, you know where you got to drop me off right? It's [insert Tami's Address here]."
6:57 PM - Nicolefancy: Val stared out the window "So, what do you think?" she ASKED, her eyes unmoving
6:58 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Oh...? Well, everything's been wierd since that flesh mass incident. I don't know what to think anymore..."
7:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so what are you guys doin, anything?
7:01 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (oh, I've got something)
7:01 PM - Nicolefancy: (kk ill follow)
7:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: going to Tami's house, or something else?
7:02 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hey Val, I think I mentioned earlier today, but I've got a job. (still going to Tami's, just telling Val about the job)
7:03 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "You know, corporate espionage, sneaking, that sort of thing. If you want, you're welcome to join, however, you're going to have to do something about your..."
7:03 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri points at Vals ears.
7:04 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "They're like, giant flags."
7:04 PM - Nicolefancy: Vals eyes light up "I have just the thing"
7:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The limo pulls to a stop in front of Tami's house
7:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: should cover your ears with the hat of infinite rabbits
7:05 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri waits, expectantly at Val.
7:05 PM - Nicolefancy: Val rummages though her bag and pulls out a old top hat "Its Winstons"
7:05 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "That's.... not entirely stealthy."
7:05 PM - Nicolefancy: "But is very classy"
7:05 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Can't you like, tie your ears back or something?"
7:06 PM - Nicolefancy: "That would hurt"
7:06 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...Lay them flat then?"
7:07 PM - Nicolefancy: "Maybe i can tape them, but if i get to excited they might pop up"
7:08 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm.... well, we'll figure something out. We'll talk about it tomorrow."
7:08 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri opens the door, and steps out, "And hey, thanks for hanging out today."
7:09 PM - Nicolefancy: "Any time" Val says with a smile that seemed too big for her face
7:10 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri nods, and closes the door behind her.
7:10 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (and Val, you're free to have main)



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Eri - So(u)L~~

7:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so then, into Tami's house?
4:12 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Yes.
4:12 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri kicks off her shoes when she gets inside, "I'm home."
4:13 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri tightens the headband that she's wearing.
7:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami walks into the room at the sound of your voice
7:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Oh, hey Eri. How was the, uh..."
4:21 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "It... went. Please don't ask about the headband."
7:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "O-oh, um, okay...?"
7:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "So..."
4:24 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri sighs, before sitting down on the couch, "There's... something I want to talk about."
7:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "...?"
4:26 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Today... I realized that I've been acting /really/ stupid. It took a girl yelling at me for 2 hours and this... thing I've got hiding under this to realize it."
4:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri points to her headband.
4:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I'm... sorry."
4:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I've been pushing myself way too hard, so hard that I was hurting myself, and the people around me."
4:28 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "And..." Eri starts sniffling, "I don't want to hurt the people I care about anymore... It's not right..."
7:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I-its alright, Eri. You're doing it for us, for our sakes. We... we can't fight these things ourselves, so we rely on you to do it for us. And that's wrong of us, but there's nothing we can do. And I hate it."
4:32 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I don't mind... saving you... but..."
4:32 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I don't want to hurt you in the process..."
7:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami hesitantly brings a hand up to your headband
4:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...You're free to look... It's.... a matching set; RGB."
4:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I... don't know if it's permanent; it wouldn't be the first time I've been temporarily disfigured..."
7:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She pulls the headband down, cringing at the third eye that blinks at her
4:38 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...I think I'll just wear the headband for a while..."
7:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She slides the headband back up
7:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That happens... if you push yourself too hard?"
4:41 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Yeah... I've changed in more ways than one, since I've started fighting... I guess I'm just finally now getting the picture."
7:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And you say another girl like you told you about this?"
4:43 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Yeah; it was this... older girl; early 20s? She watched me and Val take down the demon, or youma, or whatever, and then she just... walked up and punched me in the face."
4:43 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "And then yelled at me a lot."
7:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "She just /punched/ you?"
4:44 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "... Yeah, said that I was being reckless, and stupid."
4:45 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I mentioned that she should probably work on her communication skills." Eri sheepishly tacks on.
7:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami says nothing but you can tell she's having 'nam flashbacks to your smile
4:48 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Uh... Tami? You're spacing out." Eri pokes her in the stomach.
7:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Eep! Um, nothing, it's nothing."
7:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Bark," goes Yoki's collar as she walks in.
7:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: T: "Where did you get that collar, anyway?"
4:50 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hey Yoki."
4:50 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Oh... that."
4:52 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well... it's kinda hard to explain, but I'll try anyways."
4:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well, basically.... this is kind of a theory that I've been working on for a while, but... I think that light, and shadow, they reflect who you are. I mean, it's obvious that mirrors reflect light, and shadows are formed by the absense of light, but... I think they also reflect a person's soul as well."
4:57 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I've... been getting better at accessing those soul reflections; I think that's why my reflection is starting to act on it's own, and, why I can make items from that soul material."
7:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "...magic is complicated."
4:59 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri smirks at the comment, "Well... when you're surrounded by it, you start to figure some things out."
5:00 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "But... Yoki's collar brings up a good point..."
5:00 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Don't think I forgot, about the gift I was going to give you."
5:03 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I don't have much, but... there's one thing I can give you."
5:05 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri slowly reaches into her shadow, and pulls out a necklace, "I guess, the best gift to give someone you like, is yourself."
8:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Wow..."
5:10 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Oh... don't worry, I don't think I lose anything, when I pull stuff out of there. And besides, if I ever need that little bit of me back, you're going to be right here with me, aren't you?"
8:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks at it. It's a pretty necklace, made of sparkling links that almost glitter. It has a small silver heart as its pendant, with an arrow piercing it
5:12 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri chuckles, "I never knew I was so sparkly on the inside."
5:15 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri gets up, and puts the necklace around Tami's neck.
8:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Relationship with Tami has increased by 1
8:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The heart gives a little glint
5:18 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "You know... I didn't forget about what we talked about. If you like, we could go someplace, like, you know..." Eri trails off.
8:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Y-yeah! Sure. I - I'd.. like that."
5:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri smiles, before something occurs to her, "Oh, you know those seed things that pop out of the demons or whatever? Apparently they're worth like, $5000 each."
5:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri shakes her fist at the air, "I COULDA BEEN RICH!"
5:24 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...why are fates so cruel..." Eri states, defeated.
8:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Wow... that's a lot of money. Maybe you should sell a few," she giggles a bit at your reaction.
5:26 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well, I would, but... Eve wants her family back. What good is there in me throwing these things away for cash, when they could be worth something so... priceless." Eri breaks eye contact.
8:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "..."
5:29 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri shakes her head, "Well... what's done is done.... I can't change what happened, but I realized that despite everything... I still have a family."
5:30 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri grabs Tami's hand, "I've got you, and Jin, and Yoki, the whole gang, and... yeah."
5:32 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I... have everything I need."
8:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll social bb
5:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: ding
5:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: ding
5:36 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 18 (if it wasn't obv)
8:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami suddenly leaps forwards and kisses you on da mouth
5:39 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri lets it happen for a few seconds, before she slowly breaks away, blushing up a storm.
8:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami is blushing herself, holding a hand to her mouth
8:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "U-u-uhh..."
5:42 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "It's... o-ok, I just didn't expect that so... soon." Eri chuckles nervously.
8:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Ehehehe, yeah, um... sorry... I just thought you might have... needed it."
5:44 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri just gives Tami a hug, "Thanks... I probably did."
5:46 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Oh, uh... tell me if I'm running a bit too hot; my blood's basically always boiling." Eri breaks away, to avoid cooking the poor girl.
8:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Yeah, it's hard not to feel that... but it was..." she whispers "nice. Cozy."
5:50 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well... if it ever gets cold, I guess you know who to snuggle up by..." Eri pauses for a second, as her stomach audibly growls.
5:50 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...Er.. uh, is there something to eat?"
8:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I'll make something for us. My parents are at the insurance agency again, still trying to get the money for the bar."
5:53 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I'll help, if you want; not like there's anything else left to do around here..." Eri looks over the house that she had supercleaned this morning.
8:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Yeah, since the house is sparkling and all..."
5:54 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Woops."
5:54 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I... really didn't know what got into me."
5:56 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "So... yeah, lets go make something!"
8:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Anything you want?"
5:57 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Uh.... uhm.......... I'm not sure if I can look at baked goods the same way again, but anything's fine."
5:59 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Whatever strikes your fancy, I suppose."
5:59 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...I'd probably eat just about anything right now, even one of those demons, as long as it looked like food..."
9:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That doesn't sound too tasty..."
6:05 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Who knows, Sarah commented about a sandwich one a while back."
9:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Let's go with some nice curry and rice, then."
6:05 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri's stomach growls in agreement.
9:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: should so make you roll finesse to cook
6:07 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: I want to :u
6:08 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: C:
6:08 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (18)
9:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you are eating curry that tastes like god himself willed it into existence
9:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it almost makes you cry with joy
6:13 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "And to think, I didn't know anything about cooking curry..." Eri says, shedding a single tear in joy.
9:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "This is... pretty incredible. We should sell this."
6:18 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "You think? That'd be great; assuming I could pull it off again."
6:19 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "What did I use...?" Eri thinks to herself, as the cooking of the curry was one big hunger fuelled haze.
6:20 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...I don't remember." Eri shrugs.
9:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I'm sure it'd be a miracle if we could pull something this great off again. But, it was fun... cooking with you, I mean."
6:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Don't think that counts as going to do something, you aren't off the hook yet..."
6:23 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Besides, it's the least I could do, letting Yoki, Jin, and me stay here."
9:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Well, it was the least /I/ could do..."
6:28 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well... Thanks. I think the worst thing that could have happened was if after all of that stuff happened, Jin wouldn't have a place to stay."
9:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I'm just glad at least someone was saved..."
9:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Eri... should... should I get magic too?"
6:32 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I... I don't think that's necessary. Or safe."
6:33 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "But... I found something today, and I was going to talk to you about this for a while..."
6:33 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri walks back over to the living room, and pulls the helmet out of her backpack. She brings it back.
6:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "This... is another part of myself... I think. The demon you saw me fight, and the one I went to kill today? They were... twisted parts of me."
6:36 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I don't know exactly why, or how they happen, but, it's just like how I get... changed."
6:36 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "If I push myself harder than I normally do, bad things happen."
6:37 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "But... I managed to slay the aspect of me that made this helmet, before it could hurt anyone else."
6:38 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "In a way... I purified that part of myself." Eri trails off, in philosophical thought.
6:39 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri shakes herself out of it, "Well, long story short, I'd like to give you another part of me; the part that doesn't back down from a fight."
6:40 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Be careful, the armor's heavy when you put on the helmet."
6:40 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri hands the samurai helmet to Tami.
9:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks it over. "Geez, just how many parts of yourself do you plan on giving me?"
6:44 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "... You want all of me, don't you?" Eri states somewhat coyly.
6:45 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Giving you these aspects of me, is probably a good place to start..."
6:47 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "And b-besides, the armor also comes with a sword."
9:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami looks too shocked by what you first said to properly respond
9:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Her face is so red it's adorable
6:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri breaks eye contact to give Tami some room, "I-I just figured, I'd teach you how to fight.... since you're saying such... silly things."
9:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Train... me?"
9:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You mean, with that spoon... sword... thing?"
6:54 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well... the armor also comes with a sword, last I checked."
6:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "It's probably better if we used that, and saved the spoonscoop sword for Florentine training."
6:56 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (it's the art of fighting with two swords)
6:58 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "That's... the way to fight with two swords, if you didn't know."
9:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You sure know a lot."
7:00 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well... of course I do, fighting's all I do..."
7:02 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri looks a bit glum at the sudden realization of her lack of an actual social life, but shakes it off.
10:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You do more than fight, Eri..."
10:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You're here, with me. And you fight FOR me."
7:04 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...You make it sound like I'm just some knight..." Eri pokes her fingers together sheepishly.
10:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You may be a knight..."
10:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She equips the helmet
10:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "But I am a samuari!"
10:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami is encased on the samuari armor
10:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: she tries to step forwards but falls on her back in the heavy armor
7:14 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "OH, you alright?!" Eri reaches out and attempts to pick Tami up.
10:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You trying to lift her in the armor? :v
7:15 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (Yes, lets do dis shit)
7:15 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Physical?
7:16 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 16 physical
10:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You lift her to a standing position, still in the armor
7:18 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...Told you it was heavy." Eri giggles to herself.
7:20 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Like, extraordinarily heavy. Maybe it's a manifestation of my responsibility or something?" Eri thinks aloud, bemusedly, "Eh, I'm sure I'm just overthinking it."
10:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That seems a bit... far fetched."
7:21 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "It's also far fetched that monsters could spawn from pure emotion, but you don't catch me ragging on it." Eri shrugs.
10:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "...got me there."
7:25 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well, I think it'd require some practice, but, I'd like to teach you how to fight. Well, after we find you a way to move around in that stuff easier..."
7:26 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I'd train you without the armor on, but.... look, I guess I should mention."
7:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I'm not /entirely/ myself when I fight. I get... angsty."
7:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "It's like someone flips a switch in my head, and I start being a bit, over the top."
7:32 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "... And no, no amount of chocolate helps." Eri tacks on.
10:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Wow, that's gotta be pretty bad..."
10:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I'm sure that's just you trying to give it your all!"
7:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Yeah... lets go with that." Eri holds a thinking pose, and subconsciously illusions up a thought bubble, thinking back on her fight with Sand Girl.
10:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Well, do you want to start, uh, training I guess? I mean, nobody's around, except your brother but he's asleep."
7:38 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: The bubble pops silently, "Oh, uh, sure. You got enough room in your back yard?"
7:39 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...You have a backyard right? I kinda forgot to check."
7:40 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Yeah, it wouldn't be right to just, fight inside the house."
7:40 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Imagine the horror..."
7:40 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri stops herself before she has 'nam flashbacks.
7:41 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "But yeah, anywhere outside? Otherwise, we could probably go to the park."
10:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "The park's been our usual spot, hasn't it?"
10:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Do I have to walk there in this?"
7:46 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri just chuckles, and removes the helmet from Tami's head.
10:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The armor poofs away, and she is free to walk again
10:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That stuff is heavy..."
7:47 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Yeah, I think tonight, I'll let you get a feel for swinging the sword."
7:47 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "... I'll try and loan you mine."
7:48 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "So, no need to wear all that heavy stuff."
7:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri stuffs the helmet back into her backpack, and slides back on her shoes. She waves Tami over to do the same.
10:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She does just so
7:50 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: And I guess Eri leads Tami along to the park, avoiding dark alleyways or other dangerous places.
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you know, where the fun stuff is
7:51 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: C:
7:51 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: I'm sure there'll be tons of lovely individuals waiting at the park
10:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: parkyouma falls everyone dies
7:52 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: welp, gg everyone lets go home
10:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: YES I JUST REMEMBERED
10:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: SH
7:59 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (and everyone has a good time the end)
11:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You show up at the park and go to your usual hedged-in spot
11:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: its nice and quiet and there aren't any prying eyes
8:02 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri sets down her bag, and raises her cross, transforming.
8:03 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri then splits the sword in half, and attempts to give Tami the other half.
11:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She accepts this half a sword
11:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Holding it unsteadily
11:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Um, this looks dangerous, are you sure it's alright?"
8:09 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri nods, "I won't be swinging, so any damage that occurs is going to be to me."
11:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I don't think I can, Eri..."
8:10 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...Why's that?"
8:12 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "If it's out of personal reasons, you need to cast whatever feelings you have aside. I can take it."
11:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Well, no, I mean, I don't want to be hitting you, or anything."
8:13 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I'll give you a dollar if you /can/ hit me."
11:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I don't want to hurt you though! If I do hit you, at least..."
8:15 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Don't worry; I heal faster than most. Whatever you do, I'll be over it in a few minutes, at the latest."
8:17 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "So... HIT ME." Eri gets into a combat stance.
11:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She doesn't seem very believing, but accepts your reasoning and takes a swing
11:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12
8:21 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: double 1s, perfect.
8:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Not ocing.
11:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami slices you!
11:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 5 damage~
8:23 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: down to 18.
11:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Oh god Eri are you alright I'm so sorry"
8:23 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Heh. Again."
8:25 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri just stretches, regenerating one resolve through regenerate.
11:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That looks like it'll take more than a few minutes..."
8:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Think of it this way Tami; if I can handle being flung around, sliced up, and chewed out on a daily basis, this is nothing."
8:28 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "So, swing, again."
11:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She takes another swing
11:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 17 :v
8:29 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 18 :u
8:29 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: oc'd twice too, how nice c:
11:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
8:30 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: so, 29 in total
11:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: G
11:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: G
11:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you block the everloving shit out of Tami's double 6s
8:32 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Good swing, I actually had to put effort into that."
8:34 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "So, again. This time, try and disarm me."
11:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 10
8:41 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (to avoid OCing from now on, I'm using finesse to block, is that ok?)
8:42 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 12 on Finesse block.
8:44 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri just gives an affirmative nod to Tami, before mentioning; "Now, what did I tell you? Look at where you got me earlier."
8:45 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (21/22 resolve atm)
11:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I... see."
8:45 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm.... Hey Tami, I want you to try something for me."
11:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Yeah?"
8:48 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I want to see... can you try and channel your anger, or love, or something into your next swing? It sounds kinda cheesy, but, that's how I access my power."
8:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "It'd normally be impossible, but... you're holding onto half of me, at the moment."
8:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Or something like that...?"
8:50 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I don't know, the bird was vague on the details."
11:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Well, I'll give it my best..."
11:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 13 on the swing
8:52 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 10 on block.
11:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12 on a social roll
11:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you feel like she's attacking you with... her heart
11:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: her love, almost
8:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...I feel it. That was good."
8:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (damage on hit?)
12:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: remind me what the rolls were
9:02 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (13 on her swing, 12 on her soc)
9:02 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (10 on my finesse defense)
12:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: thanks sorry
12:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so yes, damage is... whats your heaert
12:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: heart
9:03 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 7
12:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 8 damage
9:04 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: down to 14 resolve.
9:05 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I think.... you did it."
12:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "E-eri!"
12:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: she runs up to you to make sure you're not dead
9:09 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri gives her a thumbs up, "You did it. I felt... something. Perhaps with some additional practice, something will come of it."
9:10 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Perhaps, you might not need a contract to use magic, just a suitable implement..."
9:11 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Want to try it again?"
12:12 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "S-sure... that felt... odd, though. I don't know..."
9:13 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "How so...?"
12:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I dunno, it just felt like, I was connected to you, or something. For just a second."
9:16 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Well... The bird took something out of me, and put it in that half of a cross you're holding. Maybe... I don't know. I know I can't go very far without it, so, I guess it's possible..."
9:16 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I want you to try one last time though, and we can call it a night. You ready?"
12:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I suppose so."
9:24 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Come at me then, with everything you have."
12:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Alright... I'll try,"
12:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12 on the swing, no special connections
9:30 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 13 on Block.
12:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you block with no issues
9:32 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm... well, thanks for doing that for me."
9:34 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I was always kinda curious, what would happen if someone else were to borrow Tamashi or Mira."
12:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Sorry... I couldn't get it to happen again. Guess I messed up."
12:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Borrow... what?"
9:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Every blade's gotta have a name, right? I figured, after they split in half a few weeks ago, that they deserved seperate names."
12:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Makes sense, I suppose."
9:37 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...You make it sound like it was a bad idea..." Eri pokes her fingers together again.
12:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "No! It's not bad at all. People name ships and stuff, why not swords? If it has meaning to you, it shouldn't matter."
9:41 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "If you say so.... Hey, since we're out here, you want to see any illusions or something? I kinda picked up on it, around the time I was fighting at the church."
12:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Illusions? What can you do? I mean, I saw that thought bubble... thing, before, so..."
9:43 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Huh?" Eri subconsciously generates a question mark above her head, before it dissapears, "I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about."
12:43 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That, right there! A big question mark just popped above you."
9:45 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "!" Eri looks up to see an exclaimation point appears above her head; she quickly tries to swat it away."
12:45 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami giggles

9:46 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: After the exclaimation point dissipates, Eri sighs, "Well, I can do more... useful things than that."
12:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Liiike?"
9:47 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm..."
9:48 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Got a coin? Just, flip it for me. I've got a couple ideas, but, I want you to decide."
9:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (just throw a 1d2)
12:48 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 1
9:49 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm, this'll be interesting..."
9:50 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri attempts to make herself look like a guy.
12:50 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your boobs appear to shrink, you grow some stubble, and your eyebrows get bushier as your jaw squares out
12:50 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you look maneri indeed
9:51 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (11/10 you do not dissapoint)
9:51 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...So?"
12:52 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Wow. You... definitely look less feminine."
9:54 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri conjures up a small reflective surface, and looks at her/himself.
9:54 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...Hmm. I think I prefer being myself."
9:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "The busy eyebrows could be imposing though, I'll keep that in mind."
9:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: bushy*
12:55 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "They certainly are bushy."
9:57 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "I wonder, could they provide cushioning from a 3 story fall?"
9:58 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri de-illusions herself, before striking a thinking pose, "Hey, anything else you'd like to see? I can do more than just, change myself."
1:00 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Hm..."
1:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Yeah, I got nothing."
10:03 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm... that's dissapointing."
10:04 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Not even, like, a character or anything?"
1:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Oh, now that you mention it... those eyebrows..."
1:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Could you do..." she whispers, "Satsuki..."
1:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: she whispers so quietly you almost can't hear, "best eyebrows ever"
10:07 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Hmm... I'll try...."
10:08 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...Wait."
10:09 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "With, or without life fibre overide?"
1:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She swallows a lump in her throat
1:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse
10:11 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 14
1:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "...with...."
10:11 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Alright, this'll be fun...."
10:12 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri goes through the full transformation, for everyone's viewing pleasure.
1:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You see a light trickle of blood run down Tami's face
1:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: from her nose
10:15 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri does her best to imitate Satsuki's voice, "Perhaps I overdid it."
10:16 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (want me to roll social?)
10:17 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 16 for social, if you want it.
1:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you do it perfectly
1:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the blood runs a little more
10:20 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri reachs down to grab a tissue from her backpack, and hands it to Tami. "You know, you really should get that checked out."
1:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You are still Satsuki'd, and the blood only runs harder
1:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I-i-it's p-perfect..."
10:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Next time there's a convention or something in town, you wanna go? I could probably do something for you too..." Eri tussles Tami's hair, before un-Satsuki-ing.
1:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She gives a little "aww" as you de-Satsuki before realizing what you said and jumping, going "Yes yes yes! That would be like, the greatest thing ever."
10:24 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Any idea who you want to be?"
1:25 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I will be your Ryuko!"
10:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...I'll bring extra tissues then."
10:29 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Alright... you ready? I'm going to try it on you."
1:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Hit me!"
10:30 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...With, or without?"
1:32 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "W-with!"
10:34 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri nods, and attempts to do the full transformation to Tami.
1:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You succeed, and her face lights up as she looks at her very own Senketsu and squees
10:36 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Senketsu looks back at her, and blinks.
1:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
10:38 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Is that good, or bad?" Eri asks, as Senketsu gives Tami a questioning look (or, at least as much of one that clothing can give).
1:38 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "It's beautiful!"
10:42 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Senketsu looks relieved, Eri chimes in, "Well, I don't care so much about how I look to other people, but... are you sure you wanna combo with me like that?" Eri pokes Tami's 'exposed' stomach to prove a point. "I mean, you look nice, but, you know... There's some wierd people at those cons."
10:43 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri illusions one of her swords to look like the scissor blade, and hands it to her.
10:44 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "....But, you know, I guess if I'm right by you, there's nothing you need to be afraid of."
1:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She gives a big smile
1:47 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll social~
10:48 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: I'll toss my luck in there, if it'll make it pass
1:47 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She leans forwards hesitantly before pecking you on the cheek
1:48 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you realize you just got kissed by ryuko
10:51 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri gives a small smile back, before an idea pops to her head. Eri retransforms into Satsuki, and resumes her fighting stance.
1:50 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "No... way..."
10:52 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "If you think you have the resolve to fight me, come at me!"
1:53 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami is so getting into this
1:53 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You think you're so tough, Satsuki? Taste my blade!"
1:53 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 11
10:54 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 12.
1:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: CLASH
1:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Griiiiind, sparkspark, go your swords
10:56 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "If you thought you had a chance with that second hand godrobe, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISTAKEN!"
10:56 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri jumps backwards, to put distance between herself and Tami.
1:56 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "SENKETSU, LET'S DO THIS"
1:56 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 10 :v
10:57 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Senketsu blinks in response, to these shenanigans.
10:58 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 12.
10:58 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "You really must get stronger, if you wish to defeat me!"
2:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You just wait, Satsuki! I'll defeat every last one of your club captains! I'll grow strong enough to defeat you and avenge my father!"
11:04 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Then prove it! Hit me with everything you have, and let your resolve do the talking!"
2:06 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 14
2:06 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "HYYYAAAAAAAAAA"
11:07 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 14 :v
2:06 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She slides her sword off and swings again
2:06 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 14
2:06 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
11:07 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 13
2:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 10 damage
2:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and she used your heart!
11:10 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri slides backwards from the hit, but remains standing. "I see I might have underestimated you, Matoi."
2:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She smirks, "That was for my father, you bitch! Don't think you can beat me and senketsu so easily!"
11:12 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Senketsu glares in agreement.
11:14 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Heh, don't think this means you won."
11:14 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri drops her real sword, and illusions up a copy of Satsuki's blade.
11:15 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri's going to take a swing with the illusionary blade!
2:15 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami goes to block!
2:15 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 13
11:16 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 12, how good.
2:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She blocks your imaginary blade
11:17 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "You're stronger than you look!"
11:17 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri jumps away again.
11:18 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (the goal here, is to get Tami to actually beat me :v)
2:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :V
2:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She strikes again, "You talk too much, Satsuki!"
2:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 8
2:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
11:19 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri dodges gracefully, as her bareminimum roll is 9.
11:21 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Funny, coming from the yipping dog! If that's the best you can do, then there's no reason this fight should go on!"
2:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Don't think you can run, you bitch!"
2:21 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: she goes for another hit
2:21 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12
11:22 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 17 :u
11:23 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri just lazily blocks Tami's swings; somehow she blocks the strikes, despite the sword she's wielding being merely an illusion.
2:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Grrrr, YAAAH"
2:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: swing and a 9
2:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
11:25 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri blocks that one too; Eri takes this moment to look at her nails of her left hand, as she blocks Tami's wild swings with her right.
2:25 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: three quick swings in succession, 12 12 13
11:26 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: :v
11:26 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: 12 12 15
11:27 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "Is that it? I was expecting so much more from the /great/ Matoi."
11:28 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Senketsu frowns at Satsuki's remarks.
11:29 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (oh, this'll be fun)
2:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: initiate mass clash swingfest
2:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: beat them rolls
11:30 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: auto blocked two of em, so I'm fighting the 11, 12, 13, 14 :u
11:30 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Beat em :u
2:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :T
2:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tamyko backs off, panting, leaning on her blade for support
11:33 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Senketsu comments, "Ryuuko, I have a suggestion."
2:32 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks up, still panting
11:35 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri continues to impersonate Senketsu, "Use the Scissor's ultimate form; decapitation mode!"
11:36 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: As if on cue, the scissor blade extends out in her hands, into the decapitation form.
2:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Right, Senketsu. I'll trust you to help me."
11:37 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (Dan, can I help Tami perform my finisher? :u)
2:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: sure :v
2:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: whats your finisher?
11:41 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Glorious Barrage; +4 hit/ +4 damage
2:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ah
2:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nice
2:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well then, she goes in for the kill, you doing a little magical assistance
2:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :T
2:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12
2:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ...she'll use her luck for a reroll :v
2:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :TTTTTTTT
11:42 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: nice
2:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 13
11:43 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri'll take the freightrain of pain.
2:42 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well, at least she almost maxed damage :v
2:42 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 13
11:45 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri again is knocked back pretty far; she even throws in a backwards roll, before getting back to her feet.
11:45 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: "...Hmmph, you still have much to learn, Matoi."
2:48 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You say that after I beat you? You're all talk, Satsuki!"
11:52 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri just looks down upon Tamyko; suddenly, a helicoptor appears out of nowhere, which drops a rope ladder. Eri steps out of the Satsuki illusion, as the illusionary Satsuki grabs hold of the illusionary rope ladder; the trio of illusions fly off, leaving Eri with a victorious Tamyko.
11:54 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri looks a bit dinged up, at 10 resolve, but is standing.
2:53 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Tami looks at you."That... was... AWESOME"
11:55 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: Eri just smiles to Tami; this is probably the first time in a while that she's gotten to spar with anyone.
2:55 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and we'll cut here
11:56 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: yup, that was a lot of sparring, nose bleeds, and Kill la Kill :u
2:56 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: meanwhile val got a thousand bucks and killed a youma in a secret medical magical facility celestine destroyed half that facility and released 2 youma and saiko caught a familiar got her ass kicked and ran from a superbeast youma and played violin
11:57 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: yup, I think my chat was the most fun c:
2:56 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: totes

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Eri - So(u)L~~






~~PRIVATE CHAT, Saiko - I Need a Drink~~

6:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
6:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Saiko just previously buggered out of the monster shop Dungeon Crawlers, painfully uninformed but with working knowledge that alcohol probably made her forget already
3:44 PM - Saiko Itami: I focus on my flask to check for youma.
6:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You have a sack full of pokeballs and a flask full of booze, and you begin your quest to become the very best
6:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: magic roll
3:46 PM - Saiko Itami: max,  18
3:46 PM - Saiko Itami: hope that doesnt OC
6:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: +99 oc u ded
6:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Well, you almost instantly find a trace on something
6:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: beginner's luck :|
3:50 PM - Saiko Itami: c:
6:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You give a little cheer before following the trail
6:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You stop outside an apartment complex on Tier 4. From the roof, you see what looks like a girl riding another girl take off. How cute, you give them a little wave as they fly up to the third Tier
3:52 PM - Saiko Itami: ((continuity~))
6:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :3
6:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: From one window a few stories up, you see what looks like Mickey Mouse crossed with Cthulhu and a little bit of "nope fuck this shit" sprinkled in jump out
6:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It high-tails it into a dark alley
6:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: what is it with these fuckin things and alleys
3:55 PM - Saiko Itami: I give chase, unhooking my flask and holding it at the ready.
6:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Physical~
3:56 PM - Saiko Itami: oops, 9
6:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You take a celebratory swig of your flask, and trip while doing so
6:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you lose sight of the creature
6:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
3:57 PM - Saiko Itami: Can I try picking it's signal up with the flask?
6:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 6:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: At some point you should have the nerds build a tiny car or something that the penguins can drive
3:57 PM - Celestine Travers: Pfft
6:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: just because
3:57 PM - Celestine Travers: PENGUIN TANKS
6:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: war has changed
6:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Sure, roll magic
3:59 PM - Saiko Itami: 13
7:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You get back on your feet and follow the trail into the alley. The alley continues straight between the buildings to a street on the other side, but the trail is, oddly enough, split
7:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It goes into the street, and stops here in the alley. Odd
4:02 PM - Saiko Itami: I try to sneak up on the thing with a Blank held in one hand.
7:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Finesse roll
4:03 PM - Saiko Itami: 14
7:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You creep your way around the dumpster one of the two trails stops at. Sloowwlly, you edge out, aaannnd LUNGE FOR THE shit its not here oh fu-
7:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse to not land in piles of trash c:
4:04 PM - Saiko Itami: 18
7:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pleb
4:04 PM - Saiko Itami: ha
7:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You avoid falling in trash, but mickeythulhu is nowhere to be found
4:05 PM - Saiko Itami: I get back up and hold the flask up to eye-level. "Any ideas, Mr. Whiskey?"
7:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: magic
4:07 PM - Saiko Itami: 14
4:07 PM - Saiko Itami: ((saiko rolls so well omg))
7:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Your activator, whiskey-san, seems to vibrate in such a way that you interpret as "look behind you"
4:09 PM - Saiko Itami: I flip around with a finger gun pointed forward, ready for "battle
4:09 PM - Saiko Itami: ".
7:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You do so, and see something that looks like mickeythulhu, currently in mid-jump lunging for your face
7:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: PHYSICAL ROLL
4:10 PM - Saiko Itami: 13
7:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 10, you get first move
4:11 PM - Saiko Itami: I try to grab him and tap the Blank to his face, pumping magic into it for a quick capture.
7:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll megiks
4:14 PM - Saiko Itami: 10
7:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
7:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 11
4:14 PM - Saiko Itami: darn
7:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Its turn!
7:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: And it gets +2 for your failure c:
4:15 PM - Saiko Itami: :c
7:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg mickey even with +2 you rolled an 11
7:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: beat 11 on defense
4:16 PM - Saiko Itami: my regular defense is 11
4:17 PM - Saiko Itami: do i need to roll anyway to beat it?
7:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nup
4:17 PM - Saiko Itami: yay
7:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: mickeythulhu bonks off your head and to the floor, hissing
4:19 PM - Saiko Itami: I divetackle that thing and press the Blank to his head again
4:19 PM - Saiko Itami: "Mickeythu, I choose you!"
7:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: megiks!
4:20 PM - Saiko Itami: 15
4:20 PM - Saiko Itami: miraculously, no oc
7:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 10
7:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Mickeythulhu screeches as it stretches and distorts, being sucked into the seed. That looked painful
4:23 PM - Saiko Itami: I wince at the noises and examine the seed in my hand from all angles.
7:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The seed now looks like it has a tiny mickeythulhu inside it, curled up and asleep, bobbing gently
4:24 PM - Saiko Itami: "Daw." I put it into the sack with the others, near the bottom.
4:26 PM - Saiko Itami: And pull out my activator to look for a new signal, after a quick drink.
7:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
4:28 PM - Saiko Itami: Oops, 8.
7:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
7:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You got nothing. Welp. Whatever ditched the alley got away safely. You bet it was an Entei. Those fuckers always run away
4:30 PM - Saiko Itami: I stroll out of the alleyway and back into the street, checking the activator once more.
4:30 PM - Saiko Itami: "C'mon, Whisks, work with me here!"
7:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Magic -3
4:31 PM - Saiko Itami: 15
4:31 PM - Saiko Itami: 14
7:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: I will punch you in the dick
4:32 PM - Saiko Itami: c;
7:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Whiskey-san buzzes adorably. God he's so cute sometimes. You follow Whiskey-san's advice, and continue trailing this runaway familiar youma pokemon whatever that lady with the best bird ever told you to catch
7:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse
4:35 PM - Saiko Itami: 11
7:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You spot nothing, you know the drill. Magic, but no penalty
4:36 PM - Saiko Itami: shit, 10
7:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
7:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you got nothin
7:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
7:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Magic -3!
4:42 PM - Saiko Itami: 11
7:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no dice, the trail's gone cold, and you spend about an hour searching for nothing
7:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Whiskey-san has betrayed you
4:43 PM - Saiko Itami: I clip him back on frustratedly and make for the monster shop.
7:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You walk back to the shop happily whistling about how you want to be the very best, like noone ever was
7:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: And you enter Dungeon Crawlers. Making your way through the aisles of cages, you see Fufu sitting on splitface dog's split face
7:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: a long tongue snakes out and licks Fufu's tiny round face
4:46 PM - Saiko Itami: I smile at the scene, but head past, not wanting to get close to the dog again. I try to find the receptionist girl again.
7:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You see her once again at her round desk covered in phones
7:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: like, 12 of the phones are ringing, but she's currently sitting back with her feet kicked up on the desk, smoking a cigarette
4:49 PM - Saiko Itami: I give a giggle as I approach, "On break?"
7:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Yep. You're back rather soon, only been like, a few hours."
4:51 PM - Saiko Itami: "Yeah, I'm not done yet. I was just wondering if there's any tricks to finding more." I pull out the filled seed. "This is all I've got so far."
7:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Got one already? Lemme see it."
4:53 PM - Saiko Itami: I pass it to her carefully.
4:53 PM - Saiko Itami: "Look, he's all sleeping and adorable!"
7:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks it over. "Man, that thing is ugly. Like a Great Old One took a shit on a rat and this popped out."
4:55 PM - Saiko Itami: "Aw, he's not that bad. He was pretty easy to get, too."
7:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Not a good sign for his strength, but you can always feed 'em Power Sweets."
4:58 PM - Saiko Itami: "Power sweets? That sounds tasty, what are they?"
8:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I wouldn't eat them if I were you. They're these little candy-like things you give to familiars to get them stronger."
5:02 PM - Saiko Itami: "Oh, like a rare candy. Neat!"
5:03 PM - Saiko Itami: "Anyway, got any tips for finding more of these guys? I haven't had much luck." I jingle the bag of empty Blanks as emphasis.
8:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Not really any tips I can give. Sometimes you'll find some strays that broke off their youma wandering around, but mostly it's trying to nab one while fighting a youma itself. It can be pretty tricky."
8:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Oh, something I neglected to mention. The cute ones sell for like, way more. So grab as many adorable ones as you can."
8:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Fufu lands on her head. "Like Fufu here."
8:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Fuu!"
5:05 PM - Saiko Itami: I salute. "Can do! I'll go try again, thanks!"
5:06 PM - Saiko Itami: I rush out of the store.
8:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You want th-"
8:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Welp." "Fu."
5:07 PM - Saiko Itami: I skid to a halt outside, waving my arms to keep balance, before unhooking the flask and trying for a signal once again.
8:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: There isn't even anything remotely in the area, Whiskey-san informs you. Trying now is futile
5:10 PM - Saiko Itami: I give a small 'hmph' of frustration and make for the elevator to Tier 3.
8:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll finesse
5:12 PM - Saiko Itami: 13
8:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Before you make it to the elevator, a small child bumps into you
8:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He continues running, but you know this gig. The little brat stole something!
8:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Oh, oh god OH GOD
8:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: YOUR MONEY IS GONE
8:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: AND SO IS WHISKEY SAN
5:14 PM - Saiko Itami: "Oh, hell no."
5:14 PM - Saiko Itami: I chase that kid down as fast as possible. "WHISKEY-SAAAAAAN!"
8:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll physical
5:15 PM - Saiko Itami: 12, lucking to 15
8:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: With a great shout, you give chase, quickly catching up
5:19 PM - Saiko Itami: "Gimme my money back! And Mr. Whiskey!"
8:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The kid sprints into a rundown and burnt out factory as you begin catching up
5:20 PM - Saiko Itami: I follow him in, keeping careful track of his path.
8:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He opens and slams the door behind him. Stop and open or bust through like a moron?
5:22 PM - Saiko Itami: Bust through, no door will stop me from getting my things back.
8:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: physical
5:23 PM - Saiko Itami: 16
5:23 PM - Saiko Itami: BOOZE-STRENGTH ACTIVATE
8:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You shoulder through the doors, and they bust off their rusty hinges
5:25 PM - Saiko Itami: I whip my head around wildly, trying to find the kid.
8:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Inside, you find not just one kid, but about a dozen
8:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: They're all dressed in varying states of clothing, all of which are at best "ratty"
5:28 PM - Saiko Itami: I stare them down, trying to recognize the one who took my things.
8:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You spot him, cowering behind the largest of these children
8:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ?: "What are you doing in here? You're a grown up, you're way too old!"
5:30 PM - Saiko Itami: "Grown up? Nuh uh! And I just want my stuff back, that kid took something very important!" I point at the offending poor street rat.
8:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He cowers even cowardlyer behind the speaker
8:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ?: "Yuh-huh! You're way older than all of us! You're like, totally a grownup."
8:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ?: "And he didn't take nothin'! Whatever he's got is ours now, lady."
5:36 PM - Saiko Itami: "If I'm a grownup, then you guys have to listen to me!" I advance on the thief. "I just want the flask!"
8:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ?: "What? Tet, I told you to only take the money and valuable stuff!"
8:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The street rat thief cringes, holding your flask. "I-it was shiny, I thought it was valuable..."
5:41 PM - Saiko Itami: I sigh, "It's only really valuable to me. I'll leave as soon as you give it back."
8:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The big kid slaps Tet on the shoulder, and he shakily holds it up to you with both hands, looking down at the floor
5:44 PM - Saiko Itami: I pluck it from his hands and hug it, whispering to it's nonexistant ears. "Never again will we be seperated."
8:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it gives a light buzz in response
5:45 PM - Saiko Itami: "Anyway, g'bye! I'm just as poor as the rest of you, I don't have time for this shit!" I heelturn and sprint out, heading back for the elevator.
8:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Whiskey-san ceases his buzzing as you leave, heading towards the elevator
8:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Which tier?
5:48 PM - Saiko Itami: 3
8:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Up ye go
8:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Destination?
5:51 PM - Saiko Itami: I'm gonna pull Whiskey-san, search for a youma.
8:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: magics
5:55 PM - Saiko Itami: 15
8:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: swear to god ill murder you
5:57 PM - Saiko Itami: *shrug*
5:57 PM - Saiko Itami: im on a...roll today  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
8:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no
8:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You immediately get a hit, but it starts to fade fast
8:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll physical to chase it before you lose it
5:58 PM - Saiko Itami: 12
5:59 PM - Saiko Itami: "Henshin a gogo, come on Mr. Whisks!" I try and run as fast as I can.
8:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: zoom, zoom
8:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: magic roll
6:00 PM - Saiko Itami: 14
9:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you chase it further through the streets
9:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Heading down a dead-end street, you hear a loud scream
9:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Finesse to locate origin
6:04 PM - Saiko Itami: 12
9:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You find the source, seeing a very young girl holding onto the edge of a buIlding as she's pulled into an alley, something tugging on her
6:09 PM - Saiko Itami: Like holding a ledge and being pulled down?
6:09 PM - Saiko Itami: or holding the side of a building
9:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: holding the side of it
6:10 PM - Saiko Itami: ah
6:11 PM - Saiko Itami: I sprint to help her, looking back into the alley as I try and tug her out.
9:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: In the alley, you see two long, black arms reaching out of a dumpster and pulling on the girl
9:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: whats the plan boyo better act fast
6:13 PM - Saiko Itami: Yank her out, ofc.
6:13 PM - Saiko Itami: Rolling physical.
6:13 PM - Saiko Itami: "23
9:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12, not gonna cut it
6:14 PM - Saiko Itami: i'll luck it, not like i need the luck for anything else
6:14 PM - Saiko Itami: fiteen
9:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Well, that prevented her from being ripped in half, congrats
6:16 PM - Saiko Itami: :C
9:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You grab the girl around the waist and leap backwards, breaking the creature's grip
9:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The hands retreat within the dumpster
6:17 PM - Saiko Itami: "Hey, I gotcha. You ok?"
9:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She's too busy crying to respond, as you hear a series of retreating bangs and clangs sound underneath you before it goes silent
9:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The bastard ran through the trash chutes
6:19 PM - Saiko Itami: I leave her there and dive in, giving chase immediately.
9:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You hop down the chutes!
9:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Weee, it's like a big, stinky slide
9:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Can barely see anything, every so often there being nothing but a dim light to guide you
6:20 PM - Saiko Itami: "Haha, this is /awful/!"
9:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: there's a split in the pipes coming up! left or right LEFT OR RIGHT
6:22 PM - Saiko Itami: uh, uh
6:22 PM - Saiko Itami: Right!
9:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ROLL FINESSE
6:23 PM - Saiko Itami: 14
9:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You neatly slide down the right tunnel, continuing on your path
6:26 PM - Saiko Itami: I look ahead, trying to see where the youma went.
9:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: there's another split in the tunnel ahead, you see, this time it's threeway
9:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse!
6:27 PM - Saiko Itami: 18
9:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
9:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: from the far left tunnel, you see a pair of blinking yellow eyes, which quickly retreat. To the right you hear grinding noises, and the middle has nothing
6:29 PM - Saiko Itami: to the left~
9:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: with enough time to prepare, you slide left easily
9:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you can hear the banging noises as you continue down this path, and the tunnel /really/ starts to reek now, the smooth metal of the pipes getting sticky and brownish (no it isn't shit and looks or smells nothing like it)
6:32 PM - Saiko Itami: Can I use magic to attempt to eradicate it as it reaches me, so I can stay a little cleaner?
9:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: sure, why not
6:34 PM - Saiko Itami: excellent
6:34 PM - Saiko Itami: 10, goddammit.
9:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nothing significant happens
6:35 PM - Saiko Itami: "Welp." I pull a disgusted pout and continue on my journey.
9:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: another split! last one, left or right
9:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: both are covered in this brown crud
9:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so you can't tell which way is better
6:38 PM - Saiko Itami: uhhh
6:38 PM - Saiko Itami: Left!
6:38 PM - Saiko Itami: I scooch myself over to swing into the left pipe.
9:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: eeeehehehehehehehehehehehehhhhehehehe
6:39 PM - Saiko Itami: :c
9:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: there aren't even any lights as you slide down the left pipe, only blackness ahead
9:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you come to a stop in something... wet, and squishey, and warm
9:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it pulsates with life
6:40 PM - Saiko Itami: I let out a shriek and look back up the pipe.
9:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You can't see up the pipe anymore, something closes and you're trapped
9:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You feel... whatever it is, start moving
9:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Physical to get out!
6:43 PM - Saiko Itami: 13
9:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You stick your hands into the place you think you came in from, and start pulling it open
6:45 PM - Saiko Itami: "Ew ew ew, come on..."
9:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: What you see before you is nothing short of a gorehouse. Bits and pieces of people are strewn everywhere, in one corner there's a massive pile of bodies, at least 30 or 40. The floor and walls are covered with the brown gunk
9:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Looking out of your newly opened viewhole, you see... the arms that were grabbing the kid. You realiize: you're in the mouth of something big, and nasty
6:47 PM - Saiko Itami: I scream and plug my mouth with Mr. Whiskey, transforming immediately as I dive out of the mouth.
9:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: FInally getting a good look at the monster, it's like a spider... sort of. Its "legs" are actually long arms, with hands at the bottom that it scuttles along on. It has big, yellow, differently sized eyes, and its "body" where all the legs connect is probably the size of a car or two next to each other
9:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: basically, it's big, it's nasty, and its looking at you
6:54 PM - Saiko Itami: I look around for any minions it might have while I draw my weapon.
9:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: No minions to speak of. You're not sure something this big and nasty needs one
6:57 PM - Saiko Itami: "Well, this was a waste of time. I hate spiders." I take aim and spray at a few of the larger eyes.
9:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: attack bb
6:58 PM - Saiko Itami: 10, are you kidding me :I
6:58 PM - Saiko Itami: the first combat roll and my luck runs out
10:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You walk backwards, spraying it with your gun
10:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you trip over something and fall on your ass as your bullets bounce off a giant, yellow tooth in its mouth
10:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you look to see the thing you tripped over was a leg
10:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: just a leg
7:03 PM - Saiko Itami: I make a ':C' face and scramble to my own, attached legs.
10:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It watches you as you scramble
10:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: And goes to smash your shit in with a leg
10:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 14
7:07 PM - Saiko Itami: Defending
7:08 PM - Saiko Itami: oh shit, boxcars
7:08 PM - Saiko Itami: 25
10:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You duck out of the way of the hand, and it smashes into one of the many corpse piles
10:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the corpses are smeared into paste, and as it retracts its hand, it drips some corpsegoo onto your head
7:12 PM - Saiko Itami: I close my eyes and whip my head around to fling the goo off, before raising my hand and attempting to weaken it's defense.
7:12 PM - Saiko Itami: ((whats the TN/what do i roll?))
10:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Support, I'd say
7:14 PM - Saiko Itami: kk, 17
10:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 1 raise, its defense is lowered by 4 instead of 3
7:15 PM - Saiko Itami: ((nice))
7:15 PM - Saiko Itami: for 4 turns too
10:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: noiceee
10:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: its turn
10:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it grabs a few corpses and chucks them at you
7:17 PM - Saiko Itami: I shoulder my gun and fire at them as they fly towards me.
7:17 PM - Saiko Itami: ((defending))
10:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 8
10:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :T
7:18 PM - Saiko Itami: not defending, my natural covers that easily.
7:19 PM - Saiko Itami: so, my turn
7:19 PM - Saiko Itami: I take another spray at it's eyes, moving to some suitable cover as I do.
7:20 PM - Saiko Itami: 11
10:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: doesn't pass
7:21 PM - Saiko Itami: dayum, whats its def?
10:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 15 c:
7:21 PM - Saiko Itami: even after the -4?
10:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well no, with 15 defense -4 is 11
10:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 11 doesn't beat 11
7:22 PM - Saiko Itami: should've said 11 then
7:22 PM - Saiko Itami: it's turn
10:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it grabs and shovels a pile of corpses into its mouth, chewing noisly as you hear bones snap
10:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're not sure what that did, but you probably won't like it
10:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your go
7:27 PM - Saiko Itami: I fire at the eyes once more.
7:27 PM - Saiko Itami: you kidding me
7:27 PM - Saiko Itami: Oc
7:27 PM - Saiko Itami: it'll have to do :I
7:27 PM - Saiko Itami: 12
10:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well, pass at least
10:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
7:28 PM - Saiko Itami: 7
10:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: right then
10:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: its turn!
10:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12
7:31 PM - Saiko Itami: Defending~
7:31 PM - Saiko Itami: 13
10:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, pass
10:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your go
7:34 PM - Saiko Itami: I pop up and keep taking shots at it's eyes. "This is ridiculous, how tough is it?"
7:35 PM - Saiko Itami: 13
10:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well, passed its natural defense then
10:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
7:35 PM - Saiko Itami: 8
10:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It goes to bite your face
10:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 17
7:38 PM - Saiko Itami: gonna try to defend
7:39 PM - Saiko Itami: I magdump into it as it comes closer.
7:39 PM - Saiko Itami: oops, 13
10:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 9 damage
7:42 PM - Saiko Itami: jesus
10:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it isn't in a room full of corpses for no reason
10:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: c:
7:44 PM - Saiko Itami: I scream out in pain as I develop some new holes, before returning fire.
7:44 PM - Saiko Itami: 21
10:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pass, damage
7:45 PM - Saiko Itami: 6
10:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: coo
10:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: its turn!
10:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 15
7:50 PM - Saiko Itami: 15 to defend
10:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oc~
10:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nigga
7:52 PM - Saiko Itami: oh, i thought you meant you were OCing, sorry
10:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you got a 6 dont think i didnt notice
7:52 PM - Saiko Itami: 16
10:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pfft
10:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well, you passed
10:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your go
10:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and this is the last turn for defense loss
7:53 PM - Saiko Itami: How far away is the monster?
10:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: only about 3 spaces
10:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it takes up most of the room, so pretty much anywhere you go you can hit it
7:55 PM - Saiko Itami: I rush forward as a bat forms in my hands, giving a wild swing towards the youma.
7:55 PM - Saiko Itami: 15
10:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well with the defense loss this turn you pass
7:56 PM - Saiko Itami: 10 damage
7:56 PM - Saiko Itami: half attack, +1 from striker, +1 from oc, +2 from the attack
7:56 PM - Saiko Itami: and the youma is forced one space back  c:
7:57 PM - Saiko Itami: this means absolutely nothing but i felt it was important to note
10:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: understood, then
10:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse
7:58 PM - Saiko Itami: 19
10:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
7:58 PM - Saiko Itami: that was a pretty fine roll, if i do say so myself
10:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you see jesus and die the end
11:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well anyway
11:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you see something unusual sticking out of a pile of corpses, while above the youma is a large system of gears, all jammed up with bodies and pieces
8:07 PM - Saiko Itami: "Huh..." I move over and start clearing the corpses out of the way.
11:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: from the pile of corpses, you pull a sword in a sheath
11:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it's a very long katana
8:09 PM - Saiko Itami: I draw the sword carefully, confused as to why it's here.
11:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the sword keeps going and going
11:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oh god it wont stop
11:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: how do you make this sword not so long
11:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the longer you draw the sword fromt he sheath the longer the sword gets
8:10 PM - Saiko Itami: "Uh, um!" I push it back to an acceptable length and jerk it to the side at a right angle to snap the blade.
11:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: how acceptable is acceptable
11:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: is it boring and normal length or still stupidly long but manageable length
8:13 PM - Saiko Itami: the latter
11:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: excellent
11:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you break off the katana, and somehow the broken end forms a nice clean round blade with no visible brokenness
11:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but it's the youma's turn! it was so polite to let you dig that sword out of the corpses
8:15 PM - Saiko Itami: I raise it above my head and bring it down to the ground. "Hiya!"
11:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the youma mimics this with its own grotesque cry before lunging at you
11:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 12
8:18 PM - Saiko Itami: I hold the sword in a defensive stance, blocking the youma's arm
8:18 PM - Saiko Itami: 14
11:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You block the attack
11:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your go
8:23 PM - Saiko Itami: I lunge forward in turn, slashing at the base of the youma.
8:24 PM - Saiko Itami: 13
11:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no passy
8:25 PM - Saiko Itami: I pass my turn, then.
11:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: go bb
11:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wait what
11:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're passing?
8:26 PM - Saiko Itami: yep, it's turn now
11:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no oc how lame
8:26 PM - Saiko Itami: Saiko is less of an idiot than Sarah
11:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
11:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but she's still a drunk
8:27 PM - Saiko Itami: I like them both c:
11:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
11:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, youma goes to eat your face
11:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 16
8:29 PM - Saiko Itami: I block with the sword once more.
8:30 PM - Saiko Itami: 16
11:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: tis a fine sword indeed, you decree
8:31 PM - Saiko Itami: Blocked, then?
8:31 PM - Saiko Itami: In that case, I'll rush forward and slash at it again.
8:32 PM - Saiko Itami: 12, OCing ugh
8:32 PM - Saiko Itami: 15
11:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gotta BEAT 15, not MEET it bb
8:33 PM - Saiko Itami: oh
11:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ok, how long would you say the katana is
8:33 PM - Saiko Itami: i'll follow up, then
11:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: like, gimme a length
8:33 PM - Saiko Itami: uh, 90cm?
11:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: in real distance faggot
8:34 PM - Saiko Itami: 35.4 :v
8:34 PM - Saiko Itami: inches, dumbass
8:34 PM - Saiko Itami: are you dense?
11:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no I'm just busy
11:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so you oced again?
8:36 PM - Saiko Itami: nope, failed both attacks
11:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ah
11:36 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: youma's turn!
11:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 15
8:38 PM - Saiko Itami: clashing
11:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wait 14
8:38 PM - Saiko Itami: :I
11:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
8:38 PM - Saiko Itami: fuck it, OC
8:38 PM - Saiko Itami: 17
11:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: boom, damage
8:39 PM - Saiko Itami: 7
11:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: noice
11:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: youma's turn!
11:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it shovels another pile of corpses into its mouth, crunching them up and man its nasty these things are like half rotten
11:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you hear it swallow audiably
8:42 PM - Saiko Itami: I sheath the sword, and pull out my bat instead, swinging savagely.
8:43 PM - Saiko Itami: 11
8:43 PM - Saiko Itami: oops
8:43 PM - Saiko Itami: 22
11:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, damage
8:44 PM - Saiko Itami: 10
8:44 PM - Saiko Itami: he gets knocked back 2 spaces
11:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it is knocked back two spaces, then
11:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: its turn!
11:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 20
8:45 PM - Saiko Itami: oh goddammit
8:45 PM - Saiko Itami: ill attempt a defend
8:45 PM - Saiko Itami: 20
11:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damn
11:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you defend
8:45 PM - Saiko Itami: whew
8:46 PM - Saiko Itami: Going for another home-run~
8:46 PM - Saiko Itami: woopsohshit
8:46 PM - Saiko Itami: 9
8:46 PM - Saiko Itami: I wind up the bat, before whiffing so hard I throw it across the room. "Oh fuck."
11:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The youma moves forwards those 2 spaces to spite you before going to grab you with its nasty corpsegoo-covered handleg thing
11:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 23
8:51 PM - Saiko Itami: I'll take it, can't do anything against that.
11:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You are now in its grip, it's quite difficult to move
11:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: what do
8:53 PM - Saiko Itami: Are my arms pinned?
11:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse to wiggle them free
11:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: or physical, your choice
8:54 PM - Saiko Itami: 16
11:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you get your arms free
11:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your move, creep
8:54 PM - Saiko Itami: I summon my Thompson and start firing at the point where the arm connects to the body.
8:55 PM - Saiko Itami: 20
11:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
8:55 PM - Saiko Itami: 9
8:55 PM - Saiko Itami: "Lemme go!"
11:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ratatata goes the thompson, as the bullets fly into +6
11:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ignore that +6
11:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ok, so your rounds tear into the arm, shooting it off
9:01 PM - Saiko Itami: I push out of the grip as I fall, attempting a neat landing.
12:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you do just that, then
12:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: youma's go!
12:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it tries to crush you flat with a palm
12:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 26~
9:03 PM - Saiko Itami: sweet christ
9:03 PM - Saiko Itami: i dont want a burst, i have to take it
12:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 10 damage~
9:04 PM - Saiko Itami: oh hell, Down
9:04 PM - Saiko Itami: which coincidentally means
9:04 PM - Saiko Itami: i get to take an attack at it c:
12:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: go 4 it
9:05 PM - Saiko Itami: and failed completely, even with an oc
12:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
12:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so, you're down then?
9:09 PM - Saiko Itami: no, i just said i was for dramatic effect
12:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: sh
12:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: youma's go, then c:
12:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it backs away hesitantly, unsure of what you'll do, seeing as you just took an arm off before
12:12 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it goes to smash you again while you're down!
12:12 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 14
9:13 PM - Saiko Itami: I log roll out of the way, rocketing away from the hand.
9:13 PM - Saiko Itami: ((defense? im unmeguca'd so maybe physical?))
12:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: with physical you can block with the sword, or finesse to roll away
9:14 PM - Saiko Itami: rollin~
9:15 PM - Saiko Itami: boxcars, baby
9:15 PM - Saiko Itami: 20
12:15 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: finesse or physical?
9:16 PM - Saiko Itami: finesse
12:15 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you roll so neatly away from the smack like damn, that was radical
12:15 AM - Ye Want a Coontract eh?: you're even back on your feet, longtana at the ready
9:16 PM - Saiko Itami: I revive, then!
12:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: rad roll
12:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: s
9:18 PM - Saiko Itami: I focus and drink from my flask again, returning back to my outfit with the sword still readied.
12:19 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: And you're up again
9:21 PM - Saiko Itami: I look around for a nice escape route.
12:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: there's a door nearby, though a large pile of bodies appears to block its opening, or you can try crawling back up the vents you entered in
9:24 PM - Saiko Itami: I try and eradicate the bodies.
9:24 PM - Saiko Itami: rollin magic
9:25 PM - Saiko Itami: 17
12:25 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your element is nothingness was it?
9:26 PM - Saiko Itami: yep
12:26 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, the bodies are consumed in a black sphere which expands and receeds
12:26 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the door is not accessable
9:28 PM - Saiko Itami: so the bodies are gone or
9:28 PM - Saiko Itami: what the fuck just happened
12:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: shit I did it again
12:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: NOW* accessable
9:28 PM - Saiko Itami: just gg
12:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the bodies are gone
9:28 PM - Saiko Itami: I fast break the fuck out of the door.
9:29 PM - Saiko Itami: While throwing a peace sign at the youma~
12:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: physical
9:29 PM - Saiko Itami: oh goddammit
12:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: I'll cut you a break
12:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll again
12:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wow
9:30 PM - Saiko Itami: :c
12:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: just
12:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: just like
12:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
12:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: sorry bruv cant go against the will of the dice gods
12:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you run into the door
12:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and bounce back
12:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the youma kindly takes this opportunity to try and smash your shit in again
12:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :T
12:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 10
9:31 PM - Saiko Itami: my natural handles that easily, yay
12:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you deflect it, then
12:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: now fuck off through the door again :v
9:33 PM - Saiko Itami: ...
12:32 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wh
12:32 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you attempt once more to ram through the door
12:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: perphaps, you think, this is a pull door, not a push
12:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but you have no time for this, spiderbeast goes to grab you
12:34 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 15
9:35 PM - Saiko Itami: I dodge outta the way.
12:34 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: not with that 14
9:35 PM - Saiko Itami: 14, fuck it just grab me :I
12:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it grabs you once more!
12:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you feel like one of those squeaky rubber ducks
12:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but its your turn!
9:36 PM - Saiko Itami: I try to wriggle my way free again.
9:36 PM - Saiko Itami: But all of me this time, not just my arms.
12:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll it
12:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: finesse or physical, your choice
9:37 PM - Saiko Itami: 14, finesse
12:37 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you manage to just barely wriggle free of its grip, putting you back on the floor, though you stumble
9:38 PM - Saiko Itami: fuckin run out the door then
9:38 PM - Saiko Itami: 13 ttfg
12:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: I pity you so
12:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you draw your longtana and slash the door apart as you rub, plowing through its tiny doorpieces before they even hit the floor
12:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: buuut
12:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: while the youma itself can't fit down that door, it reaches an arm in to grab you!
12:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll physical to run the fuck outta there
9:41 PM - Saiko Itami: 16
9:41 PM - Saiko Itami: I sprint down the hall like a goddamn olympian, waving sword in the air behind me.
12:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The youma's arm reaches as far in as it can go, grasping nothing but air as you continue sprinting
9:45 PM - Saiko Itami: "Oh, god, fuck this."
9:46 PM - Saiko Itami: I keep going, trying to find my way back into the street.
12:45 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You're lost in a bunch of maintenance tunnels, really you've got fuckall of a clue how to get out of here
9:47 PM - Saiko Itami: I pick some tunnels at random, I'm entirely too drunk for this.
12:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You stumble through, passing all sorts of fuse boxes and pipes and wires and fuck knows what else
12:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse
9:50 PM - Saiko Itami: 12
12:50 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you feel a slight breeze coming from a split tunnel, and begin to follow it
9:52 PM - Saiko Itami: I keep going, rapidly draining my supply of usable alcohol.
12:57 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: sorry bruv
9:58 PM - Saiko Itami: its coo~
12:58 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You follow ye breeze, finding a staircase leading up
12:58 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: And up them you head, smelling not stale dead body air
12:59 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You at last reach the top of the stairs, but it is sealed by a door
12:59 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: an irritatingly locked door
12:59 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: fate is so cruel
10:01 PM - Saiko Itami: "Again? Figures." I snap my fingers, dissipating the entire doorknob mechanism.
1:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the door opens
10:02 PM - Saiko Itami: I push it open roughly and demeguca as I step outside, collapsing with my back against the wall for a breather.
10:03 PM - Saiko Itami: Once I catch my breath, I make for the elevator, heading down to Tier 4 and setting a straight course to the bar.
1:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: still covered in rotting corpse
1:04 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: really
10:05 PM - Saiko Itami: i'll just dissipate it all off myself
10:05 PM - Saiko Itami: not exactly a problem
1:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: fukken op
10:06 PM - Saiko Itami: welcome to freeform magic
1:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You head on down to the bar, completely moneyless
1:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Maybe squirrely will let you put it on your already monumental tab
10:09 PM - Saiko Itami: I disregard the thought immediately, and pick up the pace.
1:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you are now at the bar
10:11 PM - Saiko Itami: I walk in, find the nearest long, moderately comfortable surface, and wipe out on it.
1:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you wipe out on the bar, in front of Namiyo
1:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "...again, Saiko? Really?"
10:12 PM - Saiko Itami: "Shhhhhhh. Youma are tough."
1:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She pokes your cheek, repeatedly
10:15 PM - Saiko Itami: "Noooooo..." I weakly defend myself with a sluggish arm.
1:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Fine, stay there, see if I care."
1:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You feel something on your back. It's a glass, full of delicious alcohol. A girl seated on a stool in front of you says, "Thanks," and takes the glass off your back
10:20 PM - Saiko Itami: "...What's my tab?"
1:19 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Too much."
10:21 PM - Saiko Itami: "Dammit. Anyway I can pay it off?"
1:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Got money?"
10:23 PM - Saiko Itami: "About as much as I always do."
1:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "So, absolutely nothing."
10:24 PM - Saiko Itami: "Fits with my theme. Any other way I can pay it off?"
1:25 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You can get some money, for starters. Didn't I give you that job?"
10:26 PM - Saiko Itami: "It's a little more involved than you'd think. How about I play violin?"
1:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You look a little to tired to even sit up, let alone stand and play. But hell, if you think you can give us a show, go for it. I'll pay you depending on how much the crowd likes it."
10:31 PM - Saiko Itami: "Nice. Where's the stage again? My vision's fuzzy."
1:32 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Oh for the love of..." you can hear her slap her forehead, but you're too busy being facedown on the bar to see it
10:35 PM - Saiko Itami: I pull myself to a sitting posture. "Come on, be a pal."
1:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She grabs your head and directs it towards the stage
10:37 PM - Saiko Itami: "I think it moved since I was last here."
10:38 PM - Saiko Itami: Moving stages notwithstanding, I hop off the counter and shakily draw myself up before stumbling my way over onto the stage.
10:39 PM - Saiko Itami: "Ladies and uh, not any gentlemen. I have a violin."
1:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You hear a few light giggles
1:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: off to a good start already you drunken sod
10:41 PM - Saiko Itami: I take said violin out of it's case, and immediately launch into playing.
(( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKN36MMq8w ))
10:41 PM - Saiko Itami: ((it may be cello but it still works, sh))
1:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
1:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
1:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse+5 for playing goodly
10:42 PM - Saiko Itami: 23
1:43 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you play it pretty damn perfectly
10:45 PM - Saiko Itami: ((hehe, have val walk in on this))
1:45 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: she will, if she walks past the blonde duo
1:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nah, she's talking with the blondes
1:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: guess you're all alone
1:47 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: with nothing but payne
10:49 PM - Saiko Itami: I take a bow after my performance.
1:48 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Applause is heard across the bar
10:50 PM - Saiko Itami: "Alright, anyone got a request?"
1:51 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The bar seems quiet. Do none of these uncultered plebians know of the beauty of the violin and what songs that can be played on it?
10:54 PM - Saiko Itami: I shiver. "Colder than the drink I don't have right now. Come on, /someone/ has to know a song."
1:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "...Sorairo Days?"
10:55 PM - Saiko Itami: I rack my brain for a while before I remember what that is, "Works for me."
10:55 PM - Saiko Itami: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES_5NxztEWA#start=0:00;end=4:54;cycles=-1;autoreplay=false;showoptions=false ))
1:56 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: same as before, finesse+6
10:57 PM - Saiko Itami: minimum, wow
10:57 PM - Saiko Itami: 16
1:57 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Significantly worse than your previous performance, but still not terrible
10:58 PM - Saiko Itami: In the middle of my playing, two tiny wings burst out of my back and flap once before going still.
10:59 PM - Saiko Itami: "That's new..."
1:58 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: is that permanant
10:59 PM - Saiko Itami: yes
1:58 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: WELP
1:59 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You keep up the performance
1:59 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: All in all it was pretty metal after those wings just popped out of your back
11:00 PM - Saiko Itami: After I'm done, I bow again before coming up with the corner of my upper lip raised a little. "Thank you, thank you, thank you very much."
2:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: More applause wow you're killin it tonight
11:04 PM - Saiko Itami: "Another request before I go empty my stomach?"
2:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Game of Thrones theme!"
11:04 PM - Saiko Itami: "What the fuck is that?"
11:08 PM - Saiko Itami: "Alright, it's probably about vampires."
11:08 PM - Saiko Itami: "Heres a great song called Vampire Killer."
11:08 PM - Saiko Itami: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wi2fstFz6Y ))
2:08 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll it
11:09 PM - Saiko Itami: 2d6+6?
2:08 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: mhm
11:09 PM - Saiko Itami: oops
11:09 PM - Saiko Itami: wrong roll
11:09 PM - Saiko Itami: 24
2:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, you nail it again, wings splayed, lip shaking
11:10 PM - Saiko Itami: I bow for the third time, but lose my balance and tumble headfirst off the stage.
11:10 PM - Saiko Itami: I raise a V for victory. "Nailed it."
2:12 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You head back to the bar, putting away your violin
2:12 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Well, shit," says Namiyo
11:13 PM - Saiko Itami: "Told you I could do it."
2:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Fine, fine, I'm true to my word. You'll get a few drinks, but don't expect your tab to be paid off just because of a few songs."
2:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "So what'll you have?"
11:18 PM - Saiko Itami: "Directions to the bathroom before I repaint the counter."
2:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Here we go..." she points, and you run
11:22 PM - Saiko Itami: When I reach the bathroom I double over the toilet, hurling out thick, brightly colored bile that swirls and changes colors as it floats around.
11:22 PM - Saiko Itami: "Euuugh..." I flush the toilet and pass out against the wall.
11:22 PM - Saiko Itami: (((and with that colorful little description, i'm gonna head to bed))

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Saiko - I Need a Drink~~






~~PRIVATE CHAT, Celestine - Poor Decisions~~

6:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: where u at w/ princyess
3:42 PM - Celestine Travers: We were back to my house, after packing up her shit and fucking up the assassins
6:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Princess still looks quite distraught or however the fuck that word is spelled
3:44 PM - Celestine Travers: "You okay there?"
6:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She ignores you, throwing her bags haphazardly about the room you so kindly provided
3:46 PM - Celestine Travers: "Look, I know that must have been, traumatic, but, I need to know if you of any other magical girls in his hire."
3:46 PM - Celestine Travers: "If he's willing to attempt that on you, there may be more victims to save"
6:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I don't fucking know, alright? If he does I never dealt with any of them."
6:50 PM - Celestine Travers is now Online.
3:52 PM - Celestine Travers: "You just want me to leave you alone for a while, to get some rest?"
6:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Yes."
3:54 PM - Celestine Travers: "If you need anything, just call for one of the penguins then, I need to talk to Yariff"
6:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She grunts in response, clearly wanting the conversatiion to end
3:56 PM - Celestine Travers: I leave her be, and go to ye meguca pub
6:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: At some point you should have the nerds build a tiny car or something that the penguins can drive
3:57 PM - Celestine Travers: Pfft
6:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: just because
3:57 PM - Celestine Travers: PENGUIN TANKS
6:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: war has changed
3:58 PM - Celestine Travers: Anyways yes, to the bar!
6:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Yeye
6:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You telejump your way through the streets, and down to the bar. This saves a monumental amount of time and energy
4:02 PM - Celestine Travers: I ignore the patrons, and go to the back
7:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Yarif looks up from his desk. "Hm?"
4:03 PM - Celestine Travers: "We have a problem, a major one"
7:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Oh?"
4:04 PM - Celestine Travers: "Mr A, a man who offers jobs to magical girls, recently fired Princess. Instead of just letting her go, he sent a hitsquad to her house"
7:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "A most perturbing case. He is the head of the large corporation with his namesake, is he not?"
4:08 PM - Celestine Travers: "Oui, and that's the problem. Princess, one of his own employees, doesn't know how many other magical girls he's hired, and if he had one, I'd be sure he had others"
7:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Have you any plans on how to deal with this situation, Travers?"
7:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Do not be too hasty in your quest for righteousness."
4:12 PM - Celestine Travers: "Do we have a backlog of jobs offered at the bar? That seems like a good place to start. And it's not a quest for righteousness, it's trying to save the lives of those girls!"
7:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "They are one in the same, Travers."
4:14 PM - Celestine Travers: "Then if it's foolish to save them all, I'll eliminate the root of the problem"
7:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "A difficult task."
7:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You were looking for a backlog of jobs, correct?"
4:18 PM - Celestine Travers: "Yes, to try and see if Mr A ever hired a client through here"
7:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He slowly tortoisewalks his way across his desk. Dealing with Yarif requires great patience
4:21 PM - Celestine Travers: I wait, quietly
7:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He digs up a clipboard, with a sheef of crinkled papers clipped to it
7:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Lines of text are scribbled out with pen, and he searches through those
7:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "...I see no reference to any Mr. A, nor of his corporation. There are entries from Dungeon Crawlers, The Attic, the Kikan Institute. and a number of various third parties, most being individuals of no particular note."
4:27 PM - Celestine Travers: "Hmm, so he's hiring them through other means"
4:27 PM - Celestine Travers: "Or, using a fake name"
7:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Hm. Any particular jobs of note you believe that this Mr. A would request of a Magi?"
4:31 PM - Celestine Travers: "More serious jobs I would imagine, no looking for lost pets, or doing busy work, things like Youma hunting, Oblivion Seed recovery, and such"
7:35 PM - Celestine Travers is now Away.
7:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Hmm..." He flips through it in his usual tortoisey way
7:39 PM - Celestine Travers is now Online.
7:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "There are several jobs from the previously mentioned Institute regarding their interest in Magi, though no real specifics are given."
4:47 PM - Celestine Travers: "Who runs this institute?"
4:47 PM - Celestine Travers: "Ive never heard of it before"
7:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I am unsure of the specifics, though reports from Magi who have taken jobs there indicate it is a medical facility on the second Tier."
4:50 PM - Celestine Travers: "Hmm, any current offers from them? I wish to learn about this facility"
7:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He... uh, what is a tortoise leg called? Do they have like, hooves or feet or what. It's just like, a leg
4:51 PM - Celestine Travers: A leg :V
7:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Well whatever it is, he thats through the pages
7:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Here, a recent one. They are looking for girls with abnormal elements, it seems. Something apart from the norm of fire and water. Your Aether seems more than applicable, no?"
4:58 PM - Celestine Travers: "I would certainly say so"
7:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "This is a very critical issue you brought to me, Travers. You've done well to inform me. I would like you to search for more information on this matter and report back. Consider this a job given by me personally. Go to the Institute, located" he gives you the address, "and search for details."
8:00 PM - Celestine Travers is now Offline.
8:00 PM - Celestine Travers is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
8:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "They appear to be a large company, so they have specific instructions. 'Enter the lobby, speak with the third recptionist on the right, and tell her 'Miracles can happen.' She will lead you to where you need to go.' Have you got all that, Travers?"
8:12 PM - Celestine Travers is now Online.
8:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 7:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "This is a very critical issue you brought to me, Travers. You've done well to inform me. I would like you to search for more information on this matter and report back. Consider this a job given by me personally. Go to the Institute, located" he gives you the address, "and search for details."
8:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "They appear to be a large company, so they have specific instructions. 'Enter the lobby, speak with the third recptionist on the right, and tell her 'Miracles can happen.' She will lead you to where you need to go.' Have you got all that, Travers?"
5:15 PM - Celestine Travers: "I have, I will get going now then, I'll report back asap"
8:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Very good then."
5:16 PM - Celestine Travers: I leave, and make my way to the address
8:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: On your way out, you spot a girl with bunny ears you've never seen before talking to Namiyo the bartender.
8:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Talk or continue on?
5:17 PM - Celestine Travers: Continue on, she looks like a twat
5:17 PM - Celestine Travers: ;3
8:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pfft
8:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You head up to the second tier, following Yarif's instruction
8:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The Institute is... big. Tier 2 is full of expensive property, so a plot this large must have cost enough for only a Tier 1 person to afford
5:22 PM - Celestine Travers: I casually enter, and look for the third receptionist on the right
8:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You find her, doing recptionisty things
8:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: This bitch must type like, ludicrous speed, god damn her fingers practically fly across the keyboard
5:24 PM - Celestine Travers: I lean in to say to her quietly "Miracles can happen"
8:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She stops typing, looking at you over her animoe glasses
8:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Come with me," she locks the computer and rises, heading towards a hall at the back of the expansive lobby.
5:26 PM - Celestine Travers: I follow her
8:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The carpet is a nice, rich green, the walls are practically polished, and the lights don't even give off that irritating hum
5:28 PM - Celestine Travers: Fancy
8:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Down some halls you go, passing by all sorts of rooms with odd looking equipment and people inside them
8:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Labcoats seem to be standard issue back here
8:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You follow her deeper into the complex, and down a few flights. You're below street level, you can tell. She stops in front of a set of double doors, and pushes them open. "Head inside and find an empty chair. Someone will be with you shortly."
8:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: There's a lineup of chairs that look like they belong in a dentist's office, with all sorts of doodads hanging above them on arms
5:33 PM - Celestine Travers: I take one of the empty chairs, cautiously
8:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: In a number of chairs spaced randomly to your left and right, you see a few other girls seated. About five of them, one of which is currently being talked to by a labcoated guy writing on a clipboard
5:35 PM - Celestine Travers: I observe them
8:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You can't make out their conversation from this distance, and after finishing the writing, he heads to the next girl
8:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: This happens a few times before he gets to you. "Name?"
5:39 PM - Celestine Travers: "Celestine Travers"
8:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He scribbles on his clipboard
8:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Tier of residence?"
5:41 PM - Celestine Travers: "Deux"
8:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Scribble
8:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Current occupation, if any?"
5:42 PM - Celestine Travers: "None, odd jobs here and there, if that counts"
8:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Element or elements?"
5:44 PM - Celestine Travers: "Aether, control of space, and the position of people in it"
8:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He raises an eyebrow. "Interesting element. Never had that in here before."
8:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Any particular powers of note?"
5:46 PM - Celestine Travers: "The ability to walk through walls" I keep my power or Red Threads to mysel
5:46 PM - Celestine Travers: f
8:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: scribblescribb;e
8:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You're an interesting one, Travers."
5:51 PM - Celestine Travers: "Why, merci beaucoup!"
8:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He heads down the line, asking the last remaining girls the same questions, then leaves for a moment
8:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Care to do some quick snooping while the other girls watch and wait patiently?
5:55 PM - Celestine Travers: Yep
8:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: woo
8:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: looking anywhere in particular?
5:57 PM - Celestine Travers: Hmm
5:57 PM - Celestine Travers: Any doors? Besides the one I came in?
8:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Sure, there's one on the left side of the room, whereas you entered through the center
5:59 PM - Celestine Travers: Excellent, I walk up to it
5:59 PM - Celestine Travers: Any windows on it or anything?
8:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nope
6:00 PM - Celestine Travers: I try the handle
9:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It opens
6:05 PM - Celestine Travers: I look down the hallway, what's it like?
9:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It's not a hallway, but a stairway, leading below the room you were just in
9:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The girls in the room glance at you questioningly
6:06 PM - Celestine Travers: I turn to them and say "If anyone asks, I'm looking for a bathroom, please?"
9:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll social~
6:08 PM - Celestine Travers: 10
6:08 PM - Celestine Travers: :3
9:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You're not so sure if they'll agree with this course of action, but they say nothing
6:10 PM - Celestine Travers: "If no one comes after me, perhaps I have some spare seeds to share~"
9:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: They still look unsure, but you ignore them and make your way downstairs
6:14 PM - Celestine Travers: And what's down the stairs?
9:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Underneath the room, you find large, boxy contraptions with wires and the like positioned in the same places that the chairs above are
9:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: they each have screens on them, indicating some numbers and words in a language you don't recogninze
6:15 PM - Celestine Travers: Anyone in the room?
6:16 PM - Celestine Travers: If not, I check the machines for any sort of manufacture's mark, or brand
9:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Nobody in the room, no marks on the machines
6:19 PM - Celestine Travers: I have my phone right?
9:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Most of the screens on the machines display numbers as "00000"s, but the ones you recognize as being in the same position as the girls above have some random numbers you're unsure of the meaning of
9:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you do
6:20 PM - Celestine Travers: I start taking pictures of all of the machines
6:21 PM - Celestine Travers: Anything else in the room?
9:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Nope, pretty empty otherwise
6:25 PM - Celestine Travers: I head upstairs as fast as I can then
9:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Luckily, the man hasn't returned yet
6:26 PM - Celestine Travers: I turn and talk to the girls
6:26 PM - Celestine Travers: "Do you know what they're doing to you right now? You're all hooked up to some strange machine, taking all sorts of readings and measurements, for who knows what!"
9:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ?: "So? Isn't that what they called us here for? We're getting paid for it."
6:29 PM - Celestine Travers: "...I was not informed of that end of the deal, merely that I was to answer questions"
9:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ?: "Well, what good would a few questions do them? Whatever they need that info for, money's money."
6:30 PM - Celestine Travers: "I shall be back then"
6:30 PM - Celestine Travers: I take a running start, and run through the nearest wall that doesn't have a door
9:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You leap through a wall, into blackness
9:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you ARE underground, after all
6:33 PM - Celestine Travers: Well shit
6:33 PM - Celestine Travers: I walk back into the room
6:33 PM - Celestine Travers: Teleport downwards, to the level below the machine room
9:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Going lower now, eh?
6:33 PM - Celestine Travers: Ye
9:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You are back in the machine room, and try to port below it
9:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll magic
6:35 PM - Celestine Travers: 11
9:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You strain, but for some reason, can't port down
6:35 PM - Celestine Travers: I try again?
9:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Sure
9:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: -1
6:36 PM - Celestine Travers: 16
6:36 PM - Celestine Travers: "3
6:36 PM - Celestine Travers: :3
9:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: With some difficulty, you pop down a floor below, feeling drained from something that should have been routine
9:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it's dark, the only light being given off by long, green tubes, with a liquid in them that bubbles up ocassionally
9:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: there's nothing suspended in the liquid of any of the tubes
6:42 PM - Celestine Travers: I walk over, and examine the tubes
9:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: A large bubble forms, in which you can see your reflection as it rises to the surface of the tube
6:42 PM - Celestine Travers: Any consoles, or anything of the sort attached to em?
9:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Sure, a small console with a few colored buttons and dials
6:44 PM - Celestine Travers: I examine it
9:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It's a console, with buttons
9:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nothing is labeled
6:50 PM - Celestine Travers: I start hitting buttons 0u0
9:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Ooo, the big red button? The tiny blue one? Oh oh maybe that green spinny bit
9:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Those buttons are lame they only have numbers on them, but oooh that's a purple one
6:51 PM - Celestine Travers: ALL OF THEM
9:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You begin mashing buttons like a retard
6:52 PM - Celestine Travers: :3
6:53 PM - Celestine Travers: Any effect?
9:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The liquid in the tank changes colors, cycling through the spectrum, bubbles increase and decrease in frequency, and  the top of the liquid starts to form some sort of skin, like a thick jello
6:56 PM - Celestine Travers: I snap some pictures of it, before looking for anything loose and heavy in the room
6:56 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Like yer mum))
6:57 PM - Celestine Travers: I ATTEMPT TO KICK THROUGH THE GLASS
9:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: physical
6:57 PM - Celestine Travers: 12
6:57 PM - Celestine Travers: Ill luck that to 15
9:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You put a foot through the glass
9:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: thick jelly pours out of the new hole, and your shoes are covered in gunk
6:59 PM - Celestine Travers: I taste the gunk
9:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll fortitude
7:00 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
10:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You almost vomit instantly, but manage to hold it back as your body flares up and spasms
10:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: If that was just a taste, you don't want to know what drinking the stuff would do
7:02 PM - Celestine Travers: I go about, and smash the other tubes then
7:02 PM - Celestine Travers: You know what
7:02 PM - Celestine Travers: I DRINK THE GOOD
7:02 PM - Celestine Travers: GOO
10:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: fortitude
7:05 PM - Celestine Travers: 15
7:05 PM - Celestine Travers: I AM LA BEAST NOW
10:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you somehow stomach the goo
10:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll magic
7:06 PM - Celestine Travers: 16 I OC
7:06 PM - Celestine Travers: Never mind
10:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Your body spasms horribly and you go convulsing on the floor
10:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: when this passes, your head is all fuzzy, and your vision is blurry
10:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: feels like the worst hangover ever, magnified tenfold
7:09 PM - Celestine Travers: This is a pass? Jesus fuck
7:09 PM - Celestine Travers: So glad I didnt fail :V
10:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You rise unsteadily, still ocassionally having a small muscle spasm
10:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: An alarm goes off, blaring red spinning lights and klaxons
10:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oh sweet merciful CHRIST does this not mesh with your headache
7:12 PM - Celestine Travers: Not seeing how this is a pass
7:12 PM - Celestine Travers: :V
10:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oh, it is
10:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Well, there are alarms and flashing lights going off
10:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: what do
7:16 PM - Celestine Travers: Shit gm 0/10
7:17 PM - Celestine Travers: Teleport to the higher floors
10:16 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll magic
7:17 PM - Celestine Travers: 16
10:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Your headache splits your mind even worse, and though you yourself can't tell, your eyes light up like flashlights
10:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You not only teleport a few floors above
10:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're about 10 feet above street level
7:19 PM - Celestine Travers: Thats one floor
7:19 PM - Celestine Travers: A floor is 10 feet :V
10:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no, you were like 3 or 4 floors underground
7:19 PM - Celestine Travers: Ah
10:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you didn't just pop up to another floor
7:19 PM - Celestine Travers: Is there a floor there? Or am I on the roof?
10:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you popped above the street
7:19 PM - Celestine Travers: Well shit
10:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: above the street
10:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're falling now
10:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse
7:20 PM - Celestine Travers: 18
7:20 PM - Celestine Travers: Bitch :3
10:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Like a cat, you roll over and land neatly on your feet
10:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll magic
7:21 PM - Celestine Travers: 11
7:21 PM - Celestine Travers: OCing because I assume thats bad
7:21 PM - Celestine Travers: 4, 15
7:21 PM - Celestine Travers: Dont want to fuck up in the street, getting run over is bad :V
10:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: was just a check, no oc
7:22 PM - Celestine Travers: Hmm, does 11 pass?
7:22 PM - Celestine Travers: If not, I'll luck it
10:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: eh, on second thought, I guess I'll let you luck that
7:22 PM - Celestine Travers: 14 then
10:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You teleport away, against your will
10:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but you at least are able to control WHERE the teleport goes
7:24 PM - Celestine Travers: Distance limit?
10:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 20 feet
7:27 PM - Celestine Travers: Back into the building, at the floor closest to me
10:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're in, in a room full of people looking at you oddly
10:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you shouldn't be here, you think.
7:28 PM - Celestine Travers: "Abracadabra?"
10:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: magic roll~
7:29 PM - Celestine Travers: For?
7:29 PM - Celestine Travers: 19 BITCH
10:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You repress the urge to instantly teleport
7:30 PM - Celestine Travers: Right, what's in this room then?
7:30 PM - Celestine Travers: Besides people?
10:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Desks and computers
10:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and filing cabinets
7:31 PM - Celestine Travers: Up another floor!
10:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll~
7:31 PM - Celestine Travers: 18
7:31 PM - Celestine Travers: 1 OC
7:31 PM - Celestine Travers: 21
10:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You pop up a floor, into what appears to be a bathroom. That juice had one helluva kick
7:32 PM - Celestine Travers: Bathroom, boring, anyone around?
10:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nope
7:32 PM - Celestine Travers: Right, up another floor!
10:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
7:33 PM - Celestine Travers: 15
10:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You poof into another room, then
10:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: That bad jujuice must be wearing off
7:39 PM - Celestine Travers: Whats in this room?
10:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: People in labcoats at benches and microscopes and all sorts of other sciency gadgets
10:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Your bonbons start buzzing
10:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: something's nearby
7:41 PM - Celestine Travers: I look around the room
10:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Nothing in here, but it's definitely within the buiilding
7:42 PM - Celestine Travers: I walk around in all four directions, does it buzz any harder in any of these directions?
10:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The buzz leads downwards
10:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: woo!
7:43 PM - Celestine Travers: I teleport downwards then
7:43 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
10:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You're back in the room with the chairs!
10:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: There's something new here, though
10:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: namely, the giant hole in the floor
7:44 PM - Celestine Travers: "Huh"
10:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: So, care to do anything?
7:46 PM - Celestine Travers: Where's my bonbons pointing now?
10:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: down the hole, of course
7:48 PM - Celestine Travers: I jump
7:48 PM - Celestine Travers: :3
10:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You do so, and...
10:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well that was a useless round trip, you're back in the goo room
10:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but that tank you broke and the goo on the floor is all gone
10:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Either the janitors work quick or something's not right
7:49 PM - Celestine Travers: Ah shit did I unleash a youma
7:50 PM - Celestine Travers: Welp
7:50 PM - Celestine Travers: Smash the other tubes, might as well shut down their research
10:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: really
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll physical
7:51 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: eh, good enough
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you put another foot through the glass
7:53 PM - Celestine Travers: Onto the next one
10:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll~
7:53 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
7:53 PM - Celestine Travers: Again :V
10:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it broked too
7:53 PM - Celestine Travers: How many left?
10:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: a lot
10:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the room is full of them :v
7:54 PM - Celestine Travers: Fuuuuck
7:54 PM - Celestine Travers: Wait
7:54 PM - Celestine Travers: Idea
10:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oh boy
7:54 PM - Celestine Travers: I teleport out of the room, somewhere safe
10:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
7:55 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
7:55 PM - Celestine Travers: :V
7:55 PM - Celestine Travers: And then
7:55 PM - Celestine Travers: What would I need to teleport something really heavy above the tubes?
7:55 PM - Celestine Travers: Like a car
7:56 PM - Celestine Travers: Actually
7:56 PM - Celestine Travers: Hmm
7:56 PM - Celestine Travers: I'm pulling a colony drop, what is the biggest item I can drop onto this building?
7:56 PM - Celestine Travers: By teleporting it above head
10:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wait what
7:56 PM - Celestine Travers: Because any company churning out Youma is one that needs to be stopped
10:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you do realize this is under the street level of teh building right
7:57 PM - Celestine Travers: Hmm
7:57 PM - Celestine Travers: I could try to bring the building down on top of it somehow
7:58 PM - Celestine Travers: But that seems really dumb
7:59 PM - Celestine Travers: How can I shut down this entire lab?
7:59 PM - Celestine Travers: Hmmmmmm
8:01 PM - Celestine Travers: I teleport myself outside of the building
8:02 PM - Celestine Travers: 17
8:03 PM - Celestine Travers: Severe distortion, blowing 4 points of Magic OC
8:03 PM - Celestine Travers: The sky appears pink the surrounding area, why not!
8:03 PM - Celestine Travers: Now then, teleporting a chunk of the building, to above the building
8:04 PM - Celestine Travers: So not only does it lose support, but the chunk damages it
8:04 PM - Celestine Travers: 19
8:04 PM - Celestine Travers: 2
8:04 PM - Celestine Travers: 21
8:04 PM - Celestine Travers: Pass?
11:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: yeeep
11:04 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: how big a chunk are we talking though
8:05 PM - Celestine Travers: Enough to make it unstable
8:05 PM - Celestine Travers: So, perhaps just a support beam or two
8:08 PM - Celestine Travers: Effects of this?
11:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the corner of the building you ripped the wall from crumbles into the street
11:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: as the giant piece you tore out falls onto the roof of the building
8:12 PM - Celestine Travers: Still standing?
11:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well one piece isn't gonna collapse the entire building
8:12 PM - Celestine Travers: Right
8:12 PM - Celestine Travers: Lets do it again!
8:12 PM - Celestine Travers: 15
8:13 PM - Celestine Travers: Brb
11:16 PM - Celestine Travers is now Online.
8:18 PM - Celestine Travers: Did the 15 pass, or do I need to OC?
11:17 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oc
8:19 PM - Celestine Travers: 1
8:19 PM - Celestine Travers: 16
8:19 PM - Celestine Travers: 0u0
8:19 PM - Celestine Travers: Passing?
11:19 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: yes
8:20 PM - Celestine Travers: Pfft
11:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
11:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so you were taking another chunk out?
8:24 PM - Celestine Travers: Mhm
11:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: okay, you do so and drop it on another part of the building
11:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your bonbons are going mad now
11:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: like, they're fuckin bonkers
11:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: bonbonkers, even
8:27 PM - Celestine Travers: Building still up?
11:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: yep
11:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're just poking holes in it
8:28 PM - Celestine Travers: Taken out two corners of it :V
11:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nobody said it was a perfect square
8:29 PM - Celestine Travers: Hmm, another!
11:28 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and it's got more than just the corners holding it up
8:29 PM - Celestine Travers: 19
8:29 PM - Celestine Travers: 1 OC
8:30 PM - Celestine Travers: 1
8:30 PM - Celestine Travers: 20
8:30 PM - Celestine Travers: :V
11:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
11:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: another chunk out of the building, and into it elsewhere
11:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your bonbons go even more insane, and beneath you there's a rumbling
8:31 PM - Celestine Travers: Building is still intact?
8:31 PM - Celestine Travers: Shit man, what's it made of
8:32 PM - Celestine Travers: I am ripping chunks off and dropping them onto it :V
8:32 PM - Celestine Travers: I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
11:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The rumbling intensifies, and the street beneath you explodes outwards
11:31 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You're currently hanging on for dear life to a piece of dislodged asphalt
11:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: do you wish to do anything or just hand on for the ride :v
8:34 PM - Celestine Travers: Hang on :3
11:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: physical
8:35 PM - Celestine Travers: 16
11:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You hang on for dear life as the chunks of street scatter everywhere
11:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: there are people running from the building en masse now and this is all going on in pulbic in broad daylight
11:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
8:39 PM - Celestine Travers: I'll just find a way to pin it all on Val
8:39 PM - Celestine Travers: :3
11:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
11:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well, there are now two youma in the street
11:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and they're currently attacking the fleeing people
8:40 PM - Celestine Travers: Welp, that's an issue
11:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: yes, yes it is
8:41 PM - Celestine Travers: Well, first priority is the building, since I assume there's more inside, and it'd be easy to wipe em out by dropping a building on them
11:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: not if they're underground
11:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: like the tubes were
11:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but ok go for it
8:42 PM - Celestine Travers: 15
11:42 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 16 is needed to tear chunks
8:43 PM - Celestine Travers: 1 OC
8:43 PM - Celestine Travers: 5
8:43 PM - Celestine Travers: 20
11:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
11:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you smash another part of the building
11:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse
8:46 PM - Celestine Travers: 17
11:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you start to think that if you really want to break this thing, you should try aiming for some supports on the inside
11:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: will be more difficult, but it'll really deal some damage
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: Not a bad idea
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: I do that!
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: 16
11:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: not good enough
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: 1 OC
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: 3
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: 4*
11:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: what oc are you at right now
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: 20
8:47 PM - Celestine Travers: 4
11:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ah
11:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, you rip a solid chunk from a support in the middle of this building, and a good portion of it begins to collapse
11:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: that's only a third of it down though, the middle and right sides of it are still standing
8:52 PM - Celestine Travers: Middle next!
8:53 PM - Celestine Travers: 14
8:53 PM - Celestine Travers: Shit
8:53 PM - Celestine Travers: Not going to OC that, 1/3 chance that it'll still fail
8:58 PM - Celestine Travers: Where's the closest Youma? Might want to take care of that
11:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: They're both currently tearing apart the random people spewing out of the front doors of the building you're collapsing
9:00 PM - Celestine Travers: Right
9:00 PM - Celestine Travers: Gonna use Shuffle time to move one away from the people
9:00 PM - Celestine Travers: And hurt it!
12:00 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
9:01 PM - Celestine Travers: 10
9:01 PM - Celestine Travers: That did not work
9:04 PM - Celestine Travers: Shit
9:04 PM - Celestine Travers: :V
12:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you fail miserably
12:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the youma notices you, though, and comes running at you!
9:06 PM - Celestine Travers: "Ce n'est pas bon..."
12:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: this particular youma looks like an oversized bird, with pitch black eyes and feathers that look like razors
12:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it caws and swipes at you with a wing
12:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 17
9:09 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
12:08 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, no go
12:08 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it slashes you with its wing, the feathers feeling each like individual swords
12:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 5 damage
9:10 PM - Celestine Travers: I stab
9:10 PM - Celestine Travers: 16
12:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
9:12 PM - Celestine Travers: 6
12:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: alrighty
12:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: birdy takes a peck at you
12:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 15
12:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: yooo
9:17 PM - Celestine Travers: Oh, sorry
9:17 PM - Celestine Travers: FUCKING
9:18 PM - Celestine Travers: DOUBLE SIXES
9:18 PM - Celestine Travers: AND THEN ANOTHER SIX
12:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: WELP
9:18 PM - Celestine Travers: 31 to dodge
9:18 PM - Celestine Travers: NOW HAVE SIX HEART OC
12:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You block the shit out of it
9:18 PM - Celestine Travers: UFCK
12:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 2 away from a heart burst
12:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: G
12:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: G
12:19 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp, your go
9:20 PM - Celestine Travers: Staaaab
9:20 PM - Celestine Travers: 14
12:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pass
12:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
9:24 PM - Celestine Travers: 4
9:24 PM - Celestine Travers: :3
12:24 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
12:24 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: done
12:24 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: birdie's turn!
12:24 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 16
9:26 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
12:26 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so, attack passes
12:26 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 8 damage~
12:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your go
9:32 PM - Celestine Travers: STAN
9:32 PM - Celestine Travers: STAB
9:32 PM - Celestine Travers: :V
9:32 PM - Celestine Travers: 14
12:34 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
9:35 PM - Celestine Travers: 9
9:35 PM - Celestine Travers: Woo
12:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: righto
12:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: birdy's turn
12:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 15
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: 12
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: AND STILL OC
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: ANOTHER
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: ARE
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: YOU
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: FUCKING
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: SERIOUS
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: FUCKING
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: THREEEEE
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: FOUR
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: FUCKING
9:38 PM - Celestine Travers: REALLY
12:37 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oh
12:38 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oh dear
12:38 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: that's 4 oc
12:38 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well, you beat its attack, at any rate :v
9:39 PM - Celestine Travers: FUCK NOW I HAVE TO BURST
9:39 PM - Celestine Travers: AT 10 HEART
9:40 PM - Celestine Travers: My turn
9:41 PM - Celestine Travers: 11
12:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: careful with oc, he says
12:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: true neutral, he says
12:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: totally perfect for yarif, he says
9:42 PM - Celestine Travers: I have taken no voluntary Heart OC
12:42 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
12:42 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: heheheheheh I am so awesome I actually got Caleb to run from something
9:44 PM - Celestine Travers: I saw
12:44 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so, your turn was it?
9:45 PM - Celestine Travers: Yes
9:45 PM - Celestine Travers: Rolled an 11 to hit
12:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no pass
12:47 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so, its go
12:47 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 14
12:48 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: defending?
9:49 PM - Celestine Travers: ILL FUCKING TRY
9:49 PM - Celestine Travers: 11
9:49 PM - Celestine Travers: Gee
9:50 PM - Celestine Travers: Fucking
9:50 PM - Celestine Travers: Thanks
12:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :V
12:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: taking the hit then? :v
9:50 PM - Celestine Travers: Yep
12:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 8 damage
9:51 PM - Celestine Travers: Look at that
9:51 PM - Celestine Travers: 0 resolve
12:50 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
9:52 PM - Celestine Travers: I am now unconscious, alone, infront of 2 youma
12:52 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you don't go unconscious
12:52 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you just demeguca
9:53 PM - Celestine Travers: Ah
9:53 PM - Celestine Travers: Well
9:53 PM - Celestine Travers: What do I roll to recover?
12:53 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Revive
If you’ve lost all your Resolve, you’re in serious trouble, and this action is the only way to get
yourself back up and into the fight. First, make a TN13 Fortitude challenge to see if you can gather the
strength to continue fighting. On a failure, this action fails and your turn ends. On a success, you proceed to
the next step with no bonuses or penalties, and on at least one raise you gain a +2 bonus to the next roll.
After you succeed on your Fortitude challenge, you make a TN14 Support challenge. On a failure
you take 2 Overcharge and go to 1d6 Resolve. On a success you take 1 Overcharge and go to 1d6+3
Resolve, and on a success with at least one raise you take 1 Overcharge and go to 1d6+6 Resolve.
Any successful use of this action causes a -1 penalty to future revives, as the toll of the massive
damage you have suffered begins to overwhelm you. This penalty is cumulative for each revive.
9:54 PM - Celestine Travers: 4 fortitude
9:54 PM - Celestine Travers: DONT FAIL ME NOW DI
9:54 PM - Celestine Travers: CE
9:54 PM - Celestine Travers: THE DICE HAVE FAILED ME NOW
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ahahahah
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: everyone is getting murdered
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: this is fun
9:55 PM - Celestine Travers: Welp
9:55 PM - Celestine Travers: Do your worst
9:55 PM - Celestine Travers: (I have backup)
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: I am aware
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but I don't meaninglessly kill
9:56 PM - Celestine Travers: So, the Youma, who was attacking civilians earlier, is just ignoring me :V
12:56 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it's still busy literally tearing civvies apart
12:56 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: would you care for some divine intervention in a most amusing fashion?
9:57 PM - Celestine Travers: Really, I feel like after fucking up this hard, I probably deserve to die, but go ahead
1:01 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Right, sorry
1:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so, this giant birdyouma looms over you as you're on the floor, demeguca'd
1:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it lunges for a peck
1:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: then its head is pierced with an arrow of light
1:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it caws and flaps haphazardly away before another arrow strikes its heart
1:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it dissipates, but doesn't turn into a seed
10:06 PM - Celestine Travers: "I... I... What?"
1:06 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The youma tearing into the civvies is long gone now, you notice, having run out of civvies to eat, it went elsewhere
1:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Meanwhile, approaching you is a tall, blonde girl, with sunglasses and a cane
10:08 PM - Celestine Travers: "T-The blind have risen!"
1:08 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I see you are unharmed." She laughs to herself at her little joke
1:08 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you sniff the air. You know that smell, a smell of sour kraut
1:08 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: this... THIS IS A GERMAN
10:09 PM - Celestine Travers: "YOU! HOW DARE YOU SAVE ME!"
1:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I... beg your pardon?"
10:10 PM - Celestine Travers: "Crasseux Allemand!"
1:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I - I don't follow..."
10:10 PM - Celestine Travers: "Lorsque vous obtenez off? Thinking you can just save me like that!"
10:11 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Fuck, I dont know if that's literally off, or de, since they like to steal it for phrases like baiser off and such))
1:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
10:12 PM - Celestine Travers: ((They dont teach you how to say where do you get off, or fuck off, so the grammar in those kinds of sentences is hazy at best :V))
1:12 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: genius
1:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Have I in some way wronged you?"
10:14 PM - Celestine Travers: "Of course! In the most shameful way!"
1:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Would you have preferred death?"
10:15 PM - Celestine Travers: "..."
10:15 PM - Celestine Travers: "Crafty German you are"
10:15 PM - Celestine Travers: "You know who else played with words like that"
10:15 PM - Celestine Travers: "A little man named"
10:16 PM - Celestine Travers: "ADOLPH HITLER"
1:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Are you implying that I in some way condone that despicable man's actions?"
10:20 PM - Celestine Travers: "Of course, you're German aren't you?"
1:24 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "My heritage has nothing to do with my personal beliefs. You are woefully ungrateful, considering I just saved your life. So be it, then. I can tell when I am no longer needed."
10:25 PM - Celestine Travers: "Wait, just because you are a terrible person, doesn't mean I don't need your help! There is a serious problem here"
10:26 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Tempted to try and form a magic relationship with her or something through red thread manipulation, but still be an asshole :V))
1:25 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :V
10:27 PM - Celestine Travers: Bond is a TN 12 social challenge
10:27 PM - Celestine Travers: Can I go for it? This interaction is too hilarious to let it be a one time event
1:26 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: thought you couldn't create bonds, only manipulate them
10:27 PM - Celestine Travers: Bond is under non-combat actions in the book
10:28 PM - Celestine Travers: Unrelated to red threads
1:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it's a thing?
1:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: huh
1:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: neat
10:28 PM - Celestine Travers: Yep
1:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so yeah go for it I guess :v
10:28 PM - Celestine Travers: Would Red Threads help with it in anyway?
10:28 PM - Celestine Travers: Not an auto pass, obviously
1:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll and let's see what happens
10:29 PM - Celestine Travers: 13
10:29 PM - Celestine Travers: Hey that's a pass
10:29 PM - Celestine Travers: :V
1:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so no need then :v
10:30 PM - Celestine Travers: The question is, fury, heart, or magic
1:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: this seems fury, but you're both megucas, so that'd me magic
1:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: I'll let you pick I suppose
10:31 PM - Celestine Travers: Heart because fuck logical choices :3
1:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: don't work like that boo
1:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: magic or fury
10:33 PM - Celestine Travers: Aw, well, already have Princess as magic
10:33 PM - Celestine Travers: So Fury
1:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: right then
1:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: relationship formed, I guess :V
10:34 PM - Celestine Travers: How would bonding for that even work, just intense concentration of anger :V
10:34 PM - Celestine Travers: (("IM TRYING MY HARDEST TO HATE YOU AAAAAAAUGH"))
1:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And what would that problem be?"
1:34 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: fury isn't hate, it's more like... tsundere
10:35 PM - Celestine Travers: Shh
10:35 PM - Celestine Travers: "That company" I point to the building "Is mass producing Youma in their labs"
10:35 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Oh fuck she's blind))
10:35 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Pointing is a bit of a dick move :V))
1:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Not that she knows you're pointing
1:35 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Company, making youma? That does sound serious... does Yarif know of this?"
10:37 PM - Celestine Travers: "No, he sent me to investigate..."
10:37 PM - Celestine Travers: "You, work for Yariff?"
1:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Correct, he made a contract with me."
10:37 PM - Celestine Travers: "...I still don't trust you, but at least we're on the same side"
10:39 PM - Celestine Travers: "Anyways, after finding the machines used to make the Youma, I realized the longer I let them sit here, the more harm they can do, so, I'm sorta in the middle of a demolitions operation, if you could call it that"
1:40 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Mhm. You do not seem to be in fighting shape, though."
10:41 PM - Celestine Travers: "Then you fight, I can still use my magic to bring the building down!"
10:41 PM - Celestine Travers: "The sooner we shut them down, the better"
1:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you see a chick with blonde hair and rabbit ears walk over to you, out of the building you partially destroyed
1:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: main chat~

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Celestine - Poor Decisions~~



7:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: So Val, you're left alone in your limo
7:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Eri just ditched you like the antisocial nerd she is
7:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the pleb
7:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Got any plans? Head down to the bar for a job? Maybe do some investigating someplace nearby?
7:13 PM - Nicolefancy: "Take me to the nearist pub good sir"
7:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Knowing that's code for "magical bar," Winston drives you back down to Tier 4. You're working the poor man ragged today, it seems, but it's what he's paid for
7:15 PM - Nicolefancy: "Winston would you like to have a drink iwth me, to cool your nerves?"
7:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "This bar does not allow my kind to enter, do not forget."
7:19 PM - Nicolefancy: "Can i draw a third eye on you?"
7:19 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (thanks val)
7:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I do not believe that would mask my mustache."
7:21 PM - Nicolefancy: "Good!" Val grabs a washable marker
7:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wh
7:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: well ok then
7:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll finesse to draw
7:25 PM - Nicolefancy: 9
7:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You think it'd be a fun idea to try drawing with your non-dominant hand
7:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: what you get looks like a circle drawn by Squidward, with a dot in the middle
7:27 PM - Celestine Travers left chat.
7:28 PM - Nicolefancy: Val shrugs "Good enough...right?"
7:28 PM - Celestine Travers entered chat.
7:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Very good, Young Miss."
7:30 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: So, want to try going in the bar, then?"
7:31 PM - Nicolefancy: "Yes!" Val steps out of the car
7:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You head on down the steps, knock "shave and a haircut," and mutter the password
7:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The door opens, and the girl who keeps watch glares at Winston
7:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "No boys allowed. If you know the password, you know this."
7:34 PM - Nicolefancy: Val looks in disgust "Hes a transgender, your such a sexist" She says angery
7:34 PM - Saiko Itami: ((#sj))
7:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Do... do they even make contracts with them? Thought it was girls only."
7:35 PM - Nicolefancy: "He is obviously an women traped in a mans body, how dare you be so rude"
7:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll social
7:36 PM - Nicolefancy: 12
7:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She seems very hesitant. "That is a particularly bushy mustache you have there."
7:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: W: "Thank you."
7:38 PM - Nicolefancy: "It's fake, he has a very oppressive job"
7:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: why are you using he if you're trying to convine them he's a girl
7:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll social!
7:40 PM - Nicolefancy: 11
7:40 PM - Nicolefancy: "She can only find work there"
7:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: yeah, she ain't buying it
7:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "No boys allowed."
7:44 PM - Nicolefancy: "I'm going to call your boss later and tell him how much of a sexist tool you are" She says poking his chest before she leaves
7:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She slams the door shut
7:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: congrats, you failed miserably
7:46 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (pretty bad for a social bunny :u)
7:46 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Back, false alarm))
7:49 PM - Nicolefancy: (Ill use my exp to boost my stats today)
7:49 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Im in the teamspeak, where are y'all?))
7:49 PM - Nicolefancy: "Lets go get drink at a normal human bar" Val says as she wipes the marker off him with her sleeve
7:50 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Val is not old enough to drink at normal bars :V))
7:53 PM - Nicolefancy: Maybe winston can bribe for me
7:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: I don't think any amount of cash will convince a bar owner to risk legal actions for giving a minor alcohol
7:55 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: didn't you come down here for a job anyway :v
7:58 PM - Nicolefancy: (well are there any other places i can work or maybe another magical bar)
7:58 PM - Saiko Itami: ((you could just go into the bar without winston))
7:59 PM - Nicolefancy: "Why don't you take the rest of the night off Winston, go home and relax"
8:00 PM - Celestine Travers disconnected.
8:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Very well, young miss. Do not hesitate to call me if need be."
8:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He returns to the limo, and you go through the process of opening the door again. The girl seems satisfied that mister tall, mustache and british is gone
8:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "See? That's better. Come in."
8:04 PM - Nicolefancy: Val rolls her eyes at her and walks in to the bar
8:04 PM - Nicolefancy: She tries to use a little influence on the bar tender
8:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: For what purpose :v
8:06 PM - Nicolefancy: (just to like me before i even ask for a job)
8:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pfft
8:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You look behind the bar and see a girl with the fluffiest tail you've ever seen, pouring drinks
8:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: god DAMN her tail is like
8:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 100% fluff
8:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: fluffier than a bunny made of fluff
8:07 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: its like a fluffy cloud
8:07 PM - Saiko Itami: ((touch fluffy tail))
8:08 PM - Nicolefancy: Val approches "I love your tail!" She said genuinely
8:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks at you. "Oh, thanks! I like your ears."
8:10 PM - Nicolefancy: "I wish my tail was as fluffy as yours, do you use any product?" Val tries to spark a conversation
8:11 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Nope, it's all natural! I just use normal conditioner, like for my hair."
8:12 PM - Celestine Travers entered chat.
8:12 PM - Nicolefancy: Vals eye are wide "Wow, thats amazing! It's great to see some good workers here, that bouncer was very rude"
8:13 PM - Celestine Travers: ((Im not gone or dead))
8:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "She's just doing he job, don't be so hard on her."
8:18 PM - Nicolefancy: "just a downer because I wanted my friend with me... but now I'm all alone"
8:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And that's what alcohol is for!"
8:21 PM - Saiko Itami: ((a+))
8:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Magical girls like us have some tricky lives. It's hard to stay together, we've all got our own goals and wishes to pursue."
8:23 PM - Nicolefancy: "I like your way of thinking, I'll have 3 shots and your name, please"
8:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Namiyo's my name, and shots of what?"
8:25 PM - Nicolefancy: "What can 10 monies buy me?"
8:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Let's go simple, how about some whiskey?"
8:26 PM - Nicolefancy: "Sounds perfect" Val giggles "My name is Valentine by the way"
8:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Pleasure, Valentine. You don't see many girls with ears and tails, so it's nice to see someone like you. Makes me feel a little less abnormal."
8:28 PM - Saiko Itami: ((as far as we know, they've got a 66% survival rate!))
8:28 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: "I feel the same, can I buy you a drink?"
8:28 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: (top kek)
8:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I'd love that, but I can't drink on the job."
8:31 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: Val writes her number on a napkin and hands it to her "Then call me when your off work. Like you said, it's not everyday you see other people with ears and tails"
8:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She gives a tiny snort, smiling. "Fair enough." Your shots are lined up and waiting
8:37 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: Val takes each shot in succession
8:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Wow, you're a tough one. That's some strong stuff."
8:40 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: "Really? I don't even feel it yet! Before I forget,  do you have any job openings?"
8:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That depends, anything in particular you're looking to handle?"
8:41 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "What's your element?"
8:41 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: "Emotion, Basicly i can influence people little by little."
8:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Hmm, useful. So, anything you're looking for in particular? Hunting, fetching, protecting..."
8:44 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: "I'm not sure yet, anything to make a quick buck"
8:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Hmm..."
8:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Oh, this looks standard enough."
8:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Offered by the Kikan Institute, a youma hunt. Seems they've got some intel that someone planted an Oblivion Seed in one of their offices, and they need a girl to search for it."
8:50 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame: "Alright, I'll do it!"
8:51 PM - Valchangedhernamemidgame has changed their name to Val.
8:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: okie then vally
8:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: done with your xp spending?
8:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: not gonna up anything else?
9:00 PM - Val: (nope)
9:00 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: coo
9:01 PM - Val: kk this mission
9:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you were given a list of 4 possible buildings to search through, three on tier 3 and 1 on tier 2
9:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: which do you wanna check out first? Tier 3 A, B C, or Tier 2 A?
9:04 PM - Val: tier 3 A
9:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Away you go! This is a small medical research building, owned by the Kikan institute. They're known for a few breakthrough pharmaceuticals
9:08 PM - Val: Val flatens her ears, puts on glasses and and a perfessional looking clipboard
9:09 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You work a little magic (figuretively speaking) and hide your ears, bent backwards, underneath some of your hair. It's uncomfortable, to say the least, but you look normal
9:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You head up to teh recptionist
9:13 PM - Val: Val walks to the front desk and looks at her clipboared which has blank pages on it. "Yes is this the Kikan institute?" She looks up "I have meeting here"
9:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "A meeting...?"
9:15 PM - Val: "Yes, I'm here for my boss who would like to sponcer your company"
9:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I see..."
9:20 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: A big, official looking man walks into the lobby, looking at you
9:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He gives a knowing glance. "With me."
9:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He says, beckoning you over
9:21 PM - Val: "Yes Sir" Val says following
9:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He leads you through a series of halls, and into a small room lined with screens displaying output from security cameras
9:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "You're one of them girls, right? With the magic? I was told to be on the lookout for you."
9:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "We're not sure which of our places got that seed thingy stuck in it, so we're counting on you to check for it."
9:26 PM - Val: Val nods "okay!"
9:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He pins a badge to your shirt
9:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "That should get you through the place without any questions." Then he hands you a radio. "And you call if you find anything, got it?"
9:32 PM - Val: "Yes sir" She says very perfesional looking
9:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Afraid we don't have any clues for you, so you're on your own for this. Just start checking with your magical whatevers and give us a call if something happens. Now, get going."
9:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He ushers you out into the hall, where he shuts the door again
9:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: And you're free to wander
9:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Left or right?
9:36 PM - Val: right
9:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You wander down the hall, clipboard in hand and badge on chest, looking for all the world like someone who knows nothing about what they're doing
9:37 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll magic
9:39 PM - Val: 13
9:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You feel... something. It's difficult to tell, even with your emotion sensing. But you start tracking it
9:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll again
9:44 PM - Val: 10
9:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: nice failure pleb
9:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
9:46 PM - Val: (O^O)
9:46 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You spend about an hour wandering through the halls, getting odd looks by the various people inside, but nobody says anything as they see your badge and important clipboard
9:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll once more, -3
9:49 PM - Val: 10
9:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: GG
9:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You waste another hour just poking around in rooms
9:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ONE MORE SHOT
9:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wow do you seriously only have 4 magic
9:50 PM - Val: zsdjgnfnfxn
9:51 PM - Val: (ill imporve it next week)
9:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: :v
9:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: not my problem
9:51 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it's mostly yours
9:52 PM - Val: lol
9:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING
9:52 PM - Val: LEL
9:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Ok, how's this, I'll cut you a break
9:54 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Roll heart
9:55 PM - Val: 15
9:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Better
9:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You start tracking a solid hit, and stop outside a room clearly labeled for you not to enter it
9:59 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Enter? y/n
10:00 PM - Val: enter it
10:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wow so edge-e going in places you're not allowed
10:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You walk into a dark room, lined with chairs that look like they belong in a dentist's office, all sorts of doodads hanging above them
10:03 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll heart
10:06 PM - Val: 16
10:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You;re sure of it, something's hidden in here
10:08 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Turn on the light and look for yourself, or call the guy?
10:10 PM - Val: Call
10:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Found something?"
10:12 PM - Val: "I found the exact room that it's in"
10:13 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Where is it?"
10:14 PM - Val: "The room that says 'Do Not Enter"
10:21 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: oh god sorry
10:22 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: shoulda messaged me
10:22 PM - Val: ??
10:23 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (about taking so long)
10:23 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Got it, we'll be there soon."
10:23 PM - Val: (????????????????)
10:24 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: About 5 minutes later, you've got a small force of guards and guys in labcoats
10:25 PM - Val: "It's in this room, I can feel it"
10:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: A few of the people nod, entering hesitantly
10:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: One of the labcoat dudes has a tiny metal box
10:28 PM - Val: "Whats in that" Val asks pointing at the box
10:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "It's not what's in it, but what goes in it," he says as the group search the room
10:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Feel free to assist with a finesse roll
10:31 PM - Val: 12
10:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Not a pass I'm afraid, but one of the labcoaties finds the seed tucked behind some filing cabinets in a corner
10:33 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: They place it in the metal box and breath a collective sigh of relief
10:34 PM - Val: "How did it get there? Why does this room say do not enter?"
10:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Company secrets. But thanks for the help, kid. We wouldn't have found it without-"
10:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: His phone starts ringing
10:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Yes? Yes? N-no, but we were told - oh, oh dear. We found one here, and the girl is - right, we'll send her."
10:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He hangs up and looks at you.
10:40 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "We've just been told that something's loose in one of our other facilities. One of those youma creatures, can you handle it?"
10:40 PM - Val: "Give me the location and I'll be there"
10:41 PM - Val: "But what ever it drops, is mine"
10:43 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Fair enough, and we'll pay you for both this job and taking care of it. Come, we'll take you there."
10:44 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You follow them into the garage of the building and into a sleek-looking car. The driver speeds off with you in the passenger seat
10:44 PM - Val: Val slips on some shades
10:45 PM - Val: To go with the nice car shes in]
10:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg
10:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He drives you at breakneck speeds up to the second tier, and in front of a massive building
10:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Screeching to a halt in front of it, the man in the labcoat leads you and the two guards who rode in back inside, immediately running through the lobby and through halls
10:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Your activator, ie your eye, begins buzzing. There's a youma loose
10:48 PM - Val: Val transorms into her maguca gear
10:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll heart
10:49 PM - Val: 19
10:49 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You get a solid bead on its location, immediately leading the ground through the halls and into a room full of chairs, with a giant hole in the center
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the hole seems to go down about three floors
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: down the hole, you hear shattering glass
10:50 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "This looks bad."
10:51 PM - Val: "You might want to get anyone without a weapon out of the building"
10:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He nods, and the guards ready their pistols
10:52 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Well, down the rabbit hole?" asks Guard1
10:53 PM - Ninjas Give Terrible Gifts: (huehuehue)
10:54 PM - Val: Val giggles and let her ears bounce up and jumps down the hole
10:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The two guards follow suit
10:56 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're in a room full of tubes, with little consoles with buttons in front of them
10:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: several of the tubes are broken and leaking thick, green goo, which ploops and squelches as you walk through it
10:58 PM - Val: Val jumps down again
10:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: No I mean this is at the bottom of the hole
10:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You're at the bottom, where you were intending to go
11:00 PM - Val: (oh you could have said this)
11:00 PM - Val: Val looks around to fine the Youma
11:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: So, you're at the bottom
11:01 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll magic
11:01 PM - Val: 15
11:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You find a lead on the youma, heading deeper into the complex
11:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: flashing, spinning red lights and a klaxon of noise surrounds you
11:02 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: people march through the halls in all sorts of sciency and protective gear
11:03 PM - Val: Val pulls out her gun, feeling the youma closer and closer
11:05 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You go deeper through these mazelike halls, following the trail
11:06 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Finally, you come to a room full of various lab equipment, most of which is scattered and destroyed
11:06 PM - Val: Val sprints as fast as she can, wondering what kind of monster these people made
11:08 PM - Val: Val rummages thouhg the wreakage looking for the youma
11:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no youma, but a lot of blood
11:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and scientist parts
11:10 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: rattling overhead, and you look to see a loose vent grate
11:11 PM - Val: "Well atleast im part bunny" she mummbles as she begins to crawl into the vent
11:12 PM - Celestine Travers: Brb, might go offline for like 5 minutes
11:12 PM - Celestine Travers: Have to switch computers
11:12 PM - Celestine Travers disconnected.
11:12 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You see a long worm that takes up the entire width of the vent, crawling away with its tail to you
11:14 PM - Val: "Aw SICK" Val screams in disgust
11:14 PM - Val: Val releases Jake from her pack into the vent
11:14 PM - Val: "Go get 'em boy"
11:14 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll attack
11:14 PM - Val: 14
11:15 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pass, damage
11:17 PM - Celestine Travers entered chat.
11:17 PM - Val: 7
11:17 PM - Celestine Travers: ((And back))
11:18 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: okie, 7 damage
11:25 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the youma speeds up its crawl, smashing through a grate below it
11:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it slips out of the hole
11:26 PM - Val: Val quickens her wiggle though the vent
11:26 PM - Val: **through
11:26 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The worm's head pokes its way back into the vent and looks at you
11:26 PM - Val: Val backs up
11:27 PM - Val: and tries to get out of the vent
11:27 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it has two crooked and bent eyestalks, and a mouth full of sharpy pointy teeth, shaped almost like drill tips
11:28 PM - Val: Val takes out her gun and uses star shot
11:28 PM - Val: while trying to get OUT of the vent backwards
11:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The worm crawls towrds you as your activator goes fucking bonkers
11:29 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it's like someone stuck a phone on vibrate in your eyesocket
11:31 PM - Val: Val closes her eyes and does her star shot my heart like she has done a million times before
11:32 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
11:33 PM - Val: 20
11:34 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
11:34 PM - Val: 15
11:34 PM - Val: 5
11:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: coo
11:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wormie's turn!
11:35 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it opens its mouth and OH SWEET MERCIFUL LORD THERE ARE TINY WORMS COMING FROM ITS MOUTH
11:36 PM - Val: Val crawls backwards and tries to get out
11:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you fall out of the vent and onto your ass, the guards looking concernedly at you
11:38 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: from the vent and along the ceiling crawl out the snake-sized worms
11:39 PM - Val: "SHOOT THEM"
11:39 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You don't have to tell them twice, as they start doing just that
11:39 PM - Val: Val keeps useing star shot trying to shoot 5 worms
11:45 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
11:47 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You shoot five of the tiny worms and kill them instantly
11:48 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but more still pour from the vent, as the big worm himself pokes his head in
11:49 PM - Val: Val takes out her knife and aimes to throw it right between it's freacky googly eyes
11:53 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll attack
11:53 PM - Val: 15
11:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: ok hit and damaged
11:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and it gets 2 turns afterburn
11:57 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but you're currently lacking in knife
11:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You feel rumbling overhead, but think nothing of it
11:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: as there's a giant worm currently about to bite your face off
11:58 PM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: defend against a 22
Monday, May 12, 2014
12:01 AM - Val: 27
12:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: welp
12:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you passed with flying colors
12:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and roll out of the way as it bites floor
12:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your go
12:05 AM - Val: 11
12:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you didn't even beat its natural defense
12:07 AM - Celestine Travers: ((I don't care if this is fake, this is the funniest thing I've ever read http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f ))
12:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so, no luck then
12:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it dislodges its teeth from the floor and goes to bite you again
12:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 14
12:14 AM - Val: 16
12:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: so your 16 beats its attack
12:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you pass defense, your go
12:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the guards continue to shoot the tiny worms as you handle the big bug
12:17 AM - Val: Val aims for the worms genitalia and fires star shot once more
12:18 AM - Val: 12
12:18 AM - Val: 5
12:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: poppoppop
12:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage is done
12:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: wormie's turn!
12:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it lunges at you, but instead of going all the way to bite
12:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it spits more small worms at your face!
12:21 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: only 2 come out, unfortunately for it
12:22 AM - Val: Val takes out her knife and attepmts to slice them in mid air
12:23 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
12:27 AM - Val: 19
12:27 AM - Val: *18
12:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pass, damage
12:28 AM - Val: 7
12:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: coo
12:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you slice the tiny wormies up in mid air
12:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: tiny wormies are now dead, but it's still bigwormie's turn again!
12:34 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 16
12:38 AM - Celestine Travers: (((I just rolled four involn OC on one dodge))
12:40 AM - Val: Val takes a defensive stance and decides to take the hit
12:40 AM - Celestine Travers: ((HAVENT TAKEN ONE VOLUNTARY HEART OC, AND IM UP TO 10))
12:44 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you take 7 damage then
12:44 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: your go
12:45 AM - Val: Val runs along the side of the worm and jumps on its back. She drives her knife into the top of its skull and grits her teeth, trying to stya on
12:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll physical to climb ye wormy
12:47 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll for attack
12:51 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you rolled 9 on the damage then
12:51 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you're currently hanging on the side of this worm, with your knife stuck inside it
12:51 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it wriggles to fling you off
12:51 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: 17
12:53 AM - Val: 29
12:53 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Nailed it, you hang on tight as it bucks
12:53 AM - Val: 19
12:54 AM - Val: Val tries to climb up it and to the head stab again
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: gg, snakeeyes
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no dice
12:54 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: hehehehe
12:55 AM - Val: 14
12:55 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: pass
12:55 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: damage
12:57 AM - Val: 10
12:59 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: raaaaad
1:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: It squeals and dies, your knife in its notskull
1:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: it shrivels up
1:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but...
1:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: no... seed?
1:02 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you feel entirely ripped off
1:04 AM - Val: Val sighs at this monster that only made dissapointment
1:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the guards finish off popping the worms before the slump against walls and benches
1:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: a little too late, in walks the calvalry, guys armed with actual weapons that could have been useful
1:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: like rifles and stuff
1:06 AM - Val: "A little late boys." She said putting away her weapons and picking up (not eaten) Jake
1:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: (jake is ded)
1:08 AM - Val: (lair)
1:09 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: They stand down, looking at the mess. "What in gods name..."
1:10 AM - Val: "This is the monster you have created and I recomend you stop this, or more people will die."
1:12 AM - Val: "I would like my money and then I will kindly get the fuck out."
1:15 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He rests his rifle against his shoulder. "Damn, kid. Right to the point. Now look, I don't know nothin' about these youma things or what the lab boys are doing, but we sure ain't making them to sell off. We actually buy the damned things, god knows why."
1:16 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "But hell, word from above says you helped us out before you got here, right? Let's get you your pay, come with me."
1:17 AM - Val: "Who would catch and sell a youma, thier seeds are worth much more." She wondered out load as she walked along. "I doubt a human could catch one, but i also douubt a magical girl would just sell it"
1:19 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Don't know, aren't paid to know, kid. Come on, then, there's shit down here you're not authorized to see, and you've probably broken half of it."
1:20 AM - Val: Val rolls her eye because she most likely saved his ass.
1:21 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: He gestures you with a hand, leaving his lackeys to start cleaning up, and you head up a bunch of flights of stairs to find
1:22 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: that half of the building is collapsed
1:22 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: But he seems to ignore this fact, leading you to an uncollapsed part of the building
1:25 AM - Val: Val follows, all she cares about is getting out
1:26 AM - Val: This building gave her a bad vibe
1:26 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You enter an office, with an angry-looking lady seated behind a desk. She ignores you and looks at the man escorting you, "Yes, captain?"
1:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Ma'am, just here to get this girl her pay. She helped us with a tier three problem before it became one, and dealt with a rouge youma down in the sublevels."
1:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks you over
1:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And your name?"
1:28 AM - Val: "Valentine"
1:30 AM - Val: Her ears perked up
1:30 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Valentine, eh? Hmm, and you helped with that planted oblivion seed incident?"
1:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "M-ma'am, the fact that the seed was planted, it's -"
1:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Confidential, I am aware. Do you know who you're talking to, Captain?"
1:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Y-yes ma'am, my apologies."
1:31 AM - Val: "Why would they plant it there?"
1:32 AM - Val: Val used some infulence on the sassy lady
1:32 AM - Val: maybe she might slip
1:32 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll magic
1:33 AM - Val: 13
1:34 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You got an oc~
1:34 AM - Val: 14
1:36 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you feel absolutely no give in this old hag whatsoever
1:37 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "We have many enemies, attempting to sabatoge our efforts on a regular basis. Planting youma seems to be their new favorite pastime."
1:39 AM - Val: "Your playing with civilians lives, your going to kill innocent people." Val said angered "Just give me my money so I can get away fro you stupid people"
1:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She opens a drawer and pulls out a wad of cash, which she tosses to you
1:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: +$1000
1:41 AM - Val: "Thanks" Val utters, she bows a little and then leaves.
1:41 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And since you're here, give me your personal number. If there are ever any jobs available that require some outside assistamce, we shall contact you."
1:41 AM - Val: Val walks back and write it on the peice of paper
1:44 AM - Val: Val calls Winston to got back to the bar
1:44 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: As you head outside, you see two blonde girls
1:44 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: standing nearby, seeming to give no fucks
1:44 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: like they're somehow used to it
1:44 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: one has f-cup tits, and the other has dark sunglasses and a cane
1:45 AM - Celestine Travers: ((Bonjour motherfucker))
1:45 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: care to talk with them, or just keep walking?
1:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You approach the blonde duo
1:48 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: the blonde trio is now together
1:48 AM - Celestine Travers: ((Is Nicole dead?))
1:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: she's looking both you blondes up in the burst guide :v
1:49 AM - Celestine Travers: Ah
1:49 AM - Val: Val manages to say "Hello, would you happen to need a ride? I have plent of room when my car comes"
1:50 AM - Celestine Travers: "No, I'm good here, merely have to finish tearing this damn building down"
1:51 AM - Val: Val giggles "Count me in, these people aweful"
1:51 AM - Celestine Travers: "Very much so, creating and releasing youma, we can't just let that slide"
1:52 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Ah, another girl? Hopefully you are less hostile."
1:52 AM - Celestine Travers: Hmm, can I get both Val and the dirty German to assist my magic roll to take a support out?
1:52 AM - Val: "They aren't creating them... they are buying them"
1:53 AM - Celestine Travers: "Were you in the basement? They had machines filled with goo, when the goo was let out, a youma was created"
1:53 AM - Val: "Im pretty harmless, unless you cheat on my brother with a lesbian"
1:53 AM - Celestine Travers: "Well then"
1:55 AM - Celestine Travers: Actually, need to blow off 4 magic OC first
1:55 AM - Celestine Travers: Severe distortion, it's now raining soda~
1:57 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Lillith the blind blonde looks up, confused
1:57 AM - Val: Val opens her mouth and drinks in the yummy goodness
1:57 AM - Val: Then feels sick to her stomach
1:58 AM - Celestine Travers: "Now then, I'm going to try and finish off the supports, can I get a hand from you two?"
1:58 AM - Val: Val turns away from the girls and pukes a rainbow
1:58 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: hurrah changes
1:58 AM - Celestine Travers: "Huh, dont see that every day"
1:59 AM - Val: Val coughs and nods. She wipes her mouth on her sleeve and says "I'm in"
1:59 AM - Celestine Travers: "Et toi Allemand?"
1:59 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Very well, I shall do what I can."
2:00 AM - Celestine Travers: So, two assists, that +3 to the Magic Roll
2:00 AM - Celestine Travers: Oh hey, 1 involn OC
2:00 AM - Celestine Travers: 20, 23 with assist
2:00 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You pull the support out and drop it
2:00 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: But... the building doesn't collapse
2:00 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: what is this nonsense
2:01 AM - Celestine Travers: "Huh"
2:01 AM - Celestine Travers: I take out the other as well
2:03 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: roll
2:04 AM - Celestine Travers: Double 1s, 13
2:04 AM - Celestine Travers: Fuck it, one OC
2:04 AM - Celestine Travers: 5, 18
2:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Try as you might, you can't see to get your magic cranked up to work it
2:05 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Something's blocking you, now
2:06 AM - Celestine Travers: "Well, looks like they caught on to us, something's shutting me out
2:06 AM - Celestine Travers: "
2:06 AM - Celestine Travers: Any parked cars around? Ill just start dropping them on the building
2:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You see a tall, thin old lady walk casually out of the destroyed building
2:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks very angry
2:07 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but she looks like the type of person who always looks angry so you can't be sure
2:08 AM - Celestine Travers: I ignore the cunt
2:08 AM - Val: Val tries to hide
2:10 AM - Saiko Itami: ((behind cele's tits))
2:10 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: if you want to hide roll finesse
2:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: The cunt approaches, her heels clacking
2:11 AM - Val: 9
2:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you hide behind a wall
2:11 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: but your ears stick out above it
2:13 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She looks down at you, glaring with her thin and angry eyebrows
2:13 AM - Val: Val waves "hello" jest up and slowly backs away
2:13 AM - Val: *gets'
2:14 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And just /what/ are you doing to my facility?"
2:14 AM - Celestine Travers: I raise my hand and clear my throat loudly
2:14 AM - Celestine Travers: "Im the one doing it, not her"
2:15 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "I asked what, not who."
2:16 AM - Celestine Travers: "Well, you were going after her, figured I'd clear it up"
2:16 AM - Celestine Travers: "And, what I am doing, is shutting down your youma based operations, effective immediatly"
2:17 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "'Youma-based operations?' Are you misinformed, or simply stupid? Or perhaps both?"
2:17 AM - Celestine Travers: "I broke into the basement of your facility, I saw what was happening"
2:18 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And what was it you saw, hm?"
2:19 AM - Celestine Travers: "Tubes full of goo, which, when released, spawned youma"
2:19 AM - Celestine Travers: "Magical girls, hooked up to strange machines in your lobby as well"
2:20 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: they weren't in the lobby, not even close :v
2:21 AM - Celestine Travers: The girls were in the lobby
2:21 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: uh, no
2:21 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: you were lead through some hallways and into a seperate room
2:21 AM - Celestine Travers: Shh
2:22 AM - Saiko Itami left chat.
2:22 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Did you perhaps think that you weren't supposed to break those tubes? That those tubes were what was containing the youma?"
2:23 AM - Celestine Travers: "The fact that you hold them at all is still not right, non-magical entities should not be affecting youma like that"
2:24 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Are you saying I am not magical, girl?"
2:24 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: You start to lift off the ground with no visible means, as the woman herself doesn't look any different or surprised
2:24 AM - Celestine Travers: "You might be, but your entire company isn't"
2:27 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Your logic is flawed and full of holes. Simply possessing these youma, in safe containment, does not incriminate us into any wrongdoing."
2:28 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Those youma, and indeed the girls you saw, were all being used for research. A number of our medicines are on the market and effective due in part to our research in the field of magic."
2:28 AM - Celestine Travers: "Fine, I'll leave you be, for now, but, there is one thing that I need to ask you while I'm here. Do you have any connection with Mr A? He's the whole reason I went looking here"
2:29 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Mr. A? You mean of that infernal Akechi Corp? They are our competitors, and likely the ones behind planting the oblivion seeds in our offices!"
2:30 AM - Celestine Travers: "Hmm, well, the problem stemming from this is, he employes magical girls, and as of recently, he fired one. And tried to eliminate her"
2:31 AM - Celestine Travers: "As such, I'm now looking into any corperate entities looking into jobs with magical girls, with, an obvious distrust of them"
2:31 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "And so your incredible logic leads you to my facility, which you see fit to destroy."
2:32 AM - Celestine Travers: "I know how to make up for this"
2:32 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Really now," she deadpans
2:32 AM - Celestine Travers: "Well, for one" I fish all five of my oblivion seeds out of my pocket "While I would like to be reunited with my parents... That can wait"
2:33 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: She raises her pencil-thin eyebrow
2:33 AM - Celestine Travers: "Secondly, any and all information you could provide now or later on Akechi Corp's deals with magical girls can lead to their utter collapse, and I'm sure you'd want to get rid of your biggest competitors"
2:34 AM - Val: Val is in shock, she has never seen so many seeds.
2:39 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "While that is a lovely little deal, do you think that I know so much about them that a few spoken words on my part could lead to their collapse? We have been tirelessly attempting to wrench what information we can from their grubby fingers, with little success. All we are aware of is that Akechi hires girls he hand picks himself. Never has more than one been seen in his employment at a time, and that they aim to collect oblivon seeds for him. What he does with the seeds is uncertain, though several have turned up in our offices, and while some were contained safely, a number of them managed to hatch and wreak havoc upon our property."
2:40 AM - Celestine Travers: "So, with Pri- a girl being cut loose, there's an opening? Looks like I just need a way to impress him"
2:40 AM - Celestine Travers: I look to the wreckage of the third of the building
2:40 AM - Celestine Travers: "And I think I might have done that today"
2:41 AM - Val: Just in that second Val relized her new goal. She must infiltrate Mr.A's opperation
2:43 AM - Celestine Travers: "Now, if you could just, put me down, I can repay you, and be on my way"
2:43 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: "Now if you're quite through here, I'll ask you to leave. I must go about reconstruction and hiring new employees while sending my men discretely out to hunt for a youma /you/ so kindly released. Be happy I don't crush your head where you stand."
2:45 AM - Celestine Travers: "...Merci beaucoup madame, and as for you two, if you dont mind, I'd like to go somewhere a bit more discreet, to talk about all this'
2:46 AM - Val: Val nods and follows
2:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Lillith does the same
2:46 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and you leave a very angry lady behind
2:47 AM - Celestine Travers: I offer my hands to both "Here, hold my hands, we can teleport to my home rather quickly, I think Princess would like to know about the little plan I have in mind"
2:47 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Lillith waves her own hand about a bit to try and find yours, before she finally grabs it
2:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: Val too takes your hand, and you poof your way back home
2:49 AM - Ye Want a Coontruct eh?: and we'll cut here
2:50 AM - Celestine Travers: Alright
2:50 AM - Celestine Travers: 2 AM, fuckin passing out now :V
2:50 AM - Val: lol
2:50 AM - Val: night guys
2:50 AM - Val: gg