Maddox reveals to Carmen he knows everything about her

Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:35 PM
UB: Trolls?
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:35 PM
BB: Uhhhhhhhhhhh what?
BB: What do internet assholes have to do with my friends????
BB: Maybe u are goin crazy dude
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:36 PM
UB: No, no.
UB: Like, the grey skin, Horns trolls.
UB: Suprised me too when I met you. Turned out alright though.
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:37 PM
BB: What the fuck????
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:37 PM
UB: ...I'm not wrong on this, am I?
UB: Because I'm pretty sure that's true, even though "my best friend is an alien" is totally crazy
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:38 PM
BB: Tell me more bout these trolls then
BB: Kinda sounds like ur makin shit up
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:38 PM
UB: Uh, okay.
UB: You have plus-shaped horns, and Orea's curve back over her head.
UB: I don't think I met any of the others in person.
UB: You all have grey skin
UB: And bleed non-red blood
UB: But it's like, a caste system or something?
UB: You also are waay more likely to have magic powers than humans, but you and orea both don't.
UB: Er, sorry. "Psionics"
UB: Also, the other trolls have really weird names for everything
UB: You... seven? ish? Came from a spaceship from another planet that crashed or something.'
UB: Orea told me about that part.
UB: That's about all I got.
UB: I forgot what the Troll home planet is called.
UB: So... did I get it right?
UB: Or am I actually insane and should check out a madhouse and go yell at Orea for leading me on?
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:45 PM
BB: I thought u were like tryin to trap me n agree to some shit before with like a lucky guess or some rumor or some shit
BB: .....
BB: Thats like way too much fuckin detail to be a lucky guess
BB: Im kinda freaked out now dude!!!!
BB: How the fuck did you find out bout all that shit?????????
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:46 PM
UB: Yep! Oh, and your blood is Teal, and Orea's is green. And her ex's was Yellow.
UB: I think hers is green? It's greenish I think
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:47 PM
BB: K well at least ur wrong about SOMETHING
BB: U just tryin to be wrong on purpose to make me feel better???? Im not buyin that
BB: Thats no normal fuckin dream
BB: Ive never even sent u a piXure of me or anythin how do you know what I look like!!!!
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:47 PM
UB: I'm not! I'm sorry if it came out that way, I'm just trying to prove I'm not crazy!
UB: Because I came over.
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:49 PM
BB: U came over?????
BB: Whats my house look like then!
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:50 PM
UB: It's a really fancy cabin-thing in the middle of the woods. Your dad has all kinds of turrets that were broken, but I guess they're un-broken now?
UB: Your house vault was broken.
<Insert some description of interior decoration. This was never extrapolated specifically, but Maddox would know after staying over for several nights>
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:52 PM
BB: Fuck man
BB: Thats like... my house
BB: This s so weird!!!!!!! :(((((
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:54 PM
UB: Yeah.
UB: I didn't want to bring this stuff up at first, because I thought you might decide I was a crazy stalker or something?
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:55 PM
BB: I mean thats kinda what I think!!!!!
BB: But like u know too much to just get that from stalkin
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:56 PM
UB: Yeah.
UB: That, and your dad or the houses's automated defenses haven't killed me
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:56 PM
BB: That troll shit doesnt even Xist to stalk on the interwebs or whatevs
BB: Believe me Ive tried to find it before
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:57 PM
UB: I didn't learn until the internet stopped really existing, so I couldn't try
UB: I guess I could go look now?
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:58 PM
BB: U dont need to
BB: If u know that shit its cuz a troll told u not cuz you stalked it up somewhere online
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:59 PM
UB: :slight_smile:
Carmen ChapmanToday at 12:59 PM
BB: I dunno dude
BB: This is kinda a lot to deal with
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 12:59 PM
UB: Yeah, it is.
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:00 PM
BB: Even if its not u bein creepy it still feels like my life is kinda bein invaded or somethin without my permission!!!
BB: U keep saying shit that I told u or that we did together n I dont remember doin shit n my house n everything seems p normal to me so its almost like u did all that with someone else
BB: Like some evil clone Carmen or some shit!!!
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:01 PM
UB: Well... maybe you'll remember soon?
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:01 PM
BB: N they betrayed me n told u all this shit n now I dont even know whats me anymore
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:01 PM
UB: That's what I'm hoping for
UB: You and Orea.
UB: Okay, that's kind of a lie.
UB: What I'm really hoping for
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:02 PM
BB: Good cuz that sounds p fuckin bad to hope for that
BB: U better have a good save here
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:02 PM
UB: Is that this game is actually a real virus, I had some crazy semi-prophetic dream because of spontaneously awakening psionic powers, and my Dad, Ember, and even Adrian are all alive and kicking
UB: But I have to keep it realistic, you know?
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:04 PM
BB: Whats realistic to u then???
BB: Cuz none of this seems realistic to me
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:05 PM
UB: I'll get back to you on that. :stuck_out_tongue:
UB: I think I lost track of it somewhere during week two when I was kidnapped by bipedal dogs who thought I was some kind of cat sleeper agent
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:07 PM
BB: wat
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:07 PM
UB: Yep.
UB: Other highlights that make no sense out of context:
UB: - The party we hosted for a bunch of bipedal lizards, including a tightrope competition
UB: - Urban warfare in an underground bipedal bear city, almost dying so many times
UB: - Trying to help starving bear children
UB: - Puzzles in pyramids on a planet with an audible musicish heartbeat
UB: - Going to sleep, only to wake up in a shared dream of a golden city where every one of us had golden pajamas. That's where I met Orea in person, by the way.
UB: That's all the weirdest of the weird stuff, I think.
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:10 PM
BB: This kinda shits what Im talkin bout
BB: Compared to that mess me gettin a computer virus from Adrian n u havin some weird mind powers dream that learned u some shit bout trolls but also all these crazy things that are totally bogus maXe way more sense to me than all that aXually happening n me just like forgetting all of it somehow
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:12 PM
UB: Yeah, maybe.
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:12 PM
BB: Idk what to tell u
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:12 PM
UB: Fair.
UB: Anyway... keep your laptop around in case meteors happen
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:22 PM
BB: Uhhh I guess I can do that
BB: I need to go take a walk or somethin Im sick n tired of bein stuck in this shitty cabin
BB: Im on my phone now so u can message me if u find out anythin with this virus
Maddox (Skippito)Today at 1:24 PM
UB: Will do!
Carmen ChapmanToday at 1:28 PM
BB: K ttyl
- bucolicBunyan [BB] chopped down the conneXon to uncertainBypasser [UB] -