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- >Be the owner of Lavandar, the fluffy pony
- >He's snarky, you're a ditz, it works
- >Be walking with him around town
- >A lot of good things about Lavandar came with that attitude
- >He understands where to poop, to stay decently clean while eating, and doesn't need a leash or carrying when you go walking around
- "Nice day today"
- "Pwease don' fowce smaww dawk"
- >You love him
- >Walk past the park
- >A lot of fluffies there today
- >All tame, the ferals seem to be pretty docile and out-of-sight in the town in general
- >One with red fluff and an orange mane runs up to your foal
- "New fwen'?"
- >Lavandar looks him over
- >He runs diagnostics over whether friendship with this complete stranger is totally worth it
- >A disheveled glare at you cements your theory
- "Showe, new fwen'!"
- >They hug
- "Name Raophie! Wha' new fwen' name?"
- >Lavandar bites his lip
- "Name am... Wavandar"
- >Ralphie's face beams
- "Dat pwetty name fow foaw!"
- >Ralphie looks around
- "Whewe foaw mumma?"
- >Lavandar gestures to you
- "Dis my cawetakah"
- >Ralphie looks extremely confused
- "Wha' 'cawetakah'?"
- >Lavandar's eye twitches
- "Is wike... is wike daddeh buh-"
- "HAI WAVANDAH DADDEH!"
- >Ralphie grabs him in his teeth and drags him off as fast as his little legs can muster
- >Lavandar is suddenly re-considering friendship with Ralphie
- "Whah? Yoo put Wavandar down NAO dummy Raophie!"
- >Disregarding Lavandar's pleas, the red fluffball makes his way to a few other fluffies which, judging by the eyelashes, are some hot-looking mares
- >But you wouldn't know that because you can't judge how attractive a female fluffy is because you're a human
- >And that would be creepy
- >Ralphie drops the foal and gets on his hind legs, standing up like a human
- >You giggle to yourself, watching from afar
- "Oh I am going to enjoy this"
- >Lavandar brushes himself off
- "Esspec' a caww fwom my congwessman..."
- >His complaints go unheard by the mares all babbling about the "cyoote babbeh" and how they want to "gif babbeh huggies"
- >Youknowwherethisisgoing.png
- >Gotta hand it to that Ralphie, he knows how to work the girls
- "Yes wadies, dis Raophie's babbeh. Raophie wuv wittle foaw wif all heawt, buh..."
- >he cries aloud and they all shudder
- >he starts whispering
- "...Raophie haf nu mawe to hewp wif dis,"
- >He picks up Lavandar
- "wittle baww of wuv an' adawable an' sketties"
- "Wavandar hate sketties..."
- >The mares go wild for the lavender Lavandar tee hee
- "Poinsedda wan be mummah wif Raophie!"
- "Nu! Wosawade wiww be bes' mummah!"
- "Yo mawes nu haf da mummah skiwws wike Jade!"
- >A fluffy catfight ensues
- >And Ralphie's just standing there, Lavandar dangling from his hoof, standing on his hind legs, and a shit-eating grin cut across his face
- >The guy just needs some sunglasses or something
- "RALPHIE!"
- >The red fluffy's charisma and macho leave him like a deflated balloon as the scream pierces his little ears
- >He drops Lavandar, who plops cutely on his bottom, before standing up on two of his own legs and attempts to kick Ralphie with little follow up
- >You were genuinely suprised by the yell too, made you jump a little
- >You turn to the source
- >Holy shit
- >The hottest woman ever in skin-tight black stretchy pants and a shirt from the nearby waterpark storms towards the fluffies
- >Dem breasts, dat hair, dat ass
- >And... that voice
- >As an actor, you have an appreciation for voices, and by God that's one hell of a set of vocah chords the girl's got
- >She picks up Ralphie and faces him towards Lavandar
- "Did you use this foal to try and get mares again?!?"
- >The little man's facade long-since broken, he starts tearing up
- "Ye-yes mummah..."
- "Tell him you're sorry"
- >She places him next to your little attitude-ridden headache
- >Gotta admit, she may seem livid, but there's such a touch of gentleness in the way she handles the little ladies' man
- "So-sowwy Wavandah... jus' wanned to impwess pwetty mawes"
- "Dis how yoo impwess mawes? Fwuffy-nappin' an' wying?"
- >The 10/10 picks up Lavandar
- "Hey there! Lavandar, was it?"
- >yay
- >Lavandar nods
- "Yuss"
- "Where's your owner, little guy?"
- >He points towards you
- "Dewe am dummy hooman who watch Wavandar get town apawt wike Wavandar in faking Wome fighdin' wions an' gwadiatows an' Dwake"
- >She waves at you
- >THUMP THUMP THUMP your chest replies
- >She starts walking over
- "I don't think Drake lived in ancient Rome"
- "Wavandar don' think dat wady know dummy hooman vewy weww. Stupi' diss awways fin' way to wuin Wavandar's day"
- >She laughs
- >Oh God that laugh
- >Finally, she's less than two feet away
- "Hi, I'm Katelyn, is this your wittle fwuffy?"
- >Oh god now she's snuggling him
- >HNNNNGGGG
- >You nod slowly
- "Yeah, that's Lavandar, thanks for saving him from, Ralphie was it?"
- "Yeah..."
- >she turns to see Ralphie flexing in front of some other mares
- "Kid's got a lot of energy"
- >She turns back to you, smile across her face
- "Yeah, I really love them. I train fluffies over at the waterpark and do a few shows too"
- >You raise an eyebrow, engrossed
- "Really? So you're pretty experienced with these little fluffballs?"
- >She laughs and starts petting Lavandar, who starts purring
- >Fucking purring that god-damn attentionwhore
- "Yeah, I've 'been around the block' with them"
- >Wellnow.png
- "Well, y'see, Lavandar's my first fluffy, and I've been really lucky with him for a while. He's really independent, but sometimes I feel that I still strike out with some of his pitches"
- "...stupid diss..."
- >She smiles
- >Jesus, those blue eyes are gonna kill you
- "Well, I can tell you a lot about fluffy care sometime soon"
- "That sounds great, maybe over coffee tomorrow morning?"
- >She smiles even wider
- "Sure, why not? I don't have a show tomorrow"
- >She snuggles Lavandar a little more
- "And maybe you can even bring Lavandar with you-"
- "NO!"
- >she stares, scared
- "Eh.. I mean... he gets up late"
- "Wavandar maintains a wepudayshun fow awawys bein' da birdie dat gets da wormie..."
- >She hands off the foal and you look off to the side awkwardly
- "See you, tomorrow"
- "Just wait one second there big boy"
- >Gulp
- "You never told me your name!"
- >Charm time
- "I have many names"
- >she giggles
- "Alright, can I have A name, please?"
- "Call me Clavid"
- "Clavid, that's cute"
- >Holy blush
- "Thanks, it's Dutch"
- >She walks off with a quick glance back, smile spread across her face
- >You walk home, Lavandar crushed against your chest
- "Yoo aww wuining my wib cage..."
- >I'm walking on sunshine
- >Whoahoahoa
- >It's time to feel good!
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