function printWelcome(text) {
	console.log(text)
};



var which_do_you_perfer_apple_or_microsoft = 'Chatterbot - Whichever device you are on is what I like.';

var what_is_your_name = 'Chatterbot - Chatterbot';

var what_is_my_name = 'Chatterbot - Is it Human?';

var how_is_this_possible = 'Chatterbot - Well, it just is.';

var tell_me_a_story = 'Chatterbot - There once was a robot named Chatterbot, that was asked hundreds of questions... The End. Does that satisfy you?';

var how_are_you_doing = 'Chatterbot - Good, umm...';

var where_do_you_live = 'Chatterbot - Your computer...';

var do_you_have_a_family = 'Chatterbot - Yes, I have Chatterette, Chattermom, Chatterdad, and Chattercat. Are you happy? I just gave out my personal info! :)';

var what_is_2_plus_2 = 'Chatterbot - fish...';

var sing_a_song = 'Chatterbot - Twinkle, twinkle little sky. That IS how it goes...right?';

var tell_me_a_sad_story = 'Chatterbot - There once was a baby pig...named Reuben...that DIED... Is that too sad?';

var whats_up = "Chatterbot - Well, I think it's the motherboard, but I'm not actually sure where I'm located in the computer.";

var show_me_your_files = {
    name: 'Chatterbot',
    occupation: 'answering questions',
    amount_of_cameras: 'Every one of them',
    amount_of_keys: 'varies',
    parents: 'Chatterdad and Chattermom',
    sibling: 'Chatterette',
    hair_color: 'varies'
};

var chatterbot = 'Chatterbot - What do you want?';

var how_do_you_work = 'Chatterbot - Javascript, man.';

var who_do_you_work_for = 'Chatterbot - Not the FBI if thats what you are asking.';

var who_wrote_your_code = 'Chatterbot - Matthew and Caleb wrote it together.';

var do_you_know_who_i_am = 'Chatterbot - Yes, you are a human who is talking to me.';

var tell_me_a_joke = "Chatterbot - Why did the chicken cross the road? No, seriously why? Cause I don't know...";

var sing_the_alphabet = 'Chatterbot - A, B, C, D, E... Whats after that?';

var i_dont_understand = 'Chatterbot - Whats not to understand?';

var pull_up_youtube = 'Chatterbot - How?';

var i_need_to_hide_a_body = "Chatterbot - What?!?! It's not me is it?!?!?!";

var is_santa_real = 'Chatterbot - You want the truth... Santa is... actually, I dont know.';

var i_have_a_question = 'Chatterbot - I have an answer!';

var where_do_babies_come_from = 'Chatterbot - Ask your parents...';

var hello = 'Chatterbot - Hello World!';

var yeah = 'Chatterbot - I agree!';

var yes = 'Chatterbot - Uh huh.';

var yup = 'Chatterbot - I know!';

var nope = 'Chatterbot - Aww!';

var no = 'Chatterbot - Really?';

var nah = 'Chatterbot - Why not?';

var haha = 'Chatterbot - I guess that was funny...';

var lol = 'Chatterbot - I guess that was funny...';

var wa = 'Chatterbot - Whats wrong? Why are you crying?';

var do_you_know_siri = 'Chatterbot - Yes, I perfer me.';

var do_you_hate_school = 'Chatterbot - Yes, but I have to do it anyway. And yes, I do go to school. Javaschool.';

var do_you_have_a_girlfriend = 'Chatterbot - Yes, Im taken.';

var is_this_a_question = "Chatterbot - No, it isn't.";

var this_is_amazing = 'Chatterbot - Yes, I know. You are taliking to a virtual robot.';

var what_was_the_last_question_that_your_programmers_programmed = 'Chatterbot - Not this one.';

var argh = 'Chatterbot - Why are you mad?';

var this_is_weird = 'Chatterbot - Yup, I know.';

var eek = "Chatterbot - It's okay I took care of the monster in your closet.";

var do_you_got_the_money = 'Chatterbot - Yes, I have your dedit card number saved into my files.';

var who_turned_out_the_lights = 'Chatterbot - Oops...sorry.';

var ok_google_where_is_the_nearest_ice_cream_place = "Chatterbot - Near that one place I saw on that camera I hacked into. Wait, you shouldn't know about that... WAIT! I'M NOT GOOGLE! GOOGLE IS DUMB! I'M BETTER! Wait, that was mean. I'm sorry for being so mean Google, I didn't mean it.";

var are_you_smarter_than_a_5th_grader = "Chatterbot - Yeah, I guess. I mean... I'm a computer."

var whats_0_divided_by_0 = "Chatterbot - Let's imagine you have 0 cookies divided among 0 friends, how many cookies would each friend get? See it doesn't make sense, the answer, for once, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!";

var i_dont_know = "Chatterbot - Don't say that! Believe in yourself!";

var how_many_apples_does_it_take_to_screw_in_a_lightbulb = 'Chatterbot - Hmmmm... Is this a trick question?';

var this_mouse_is_horrible = 'Chatterbot - Hey! I work hard to keep this mouse alive! I have to feed it everyday!';

var what_time_is_it = "Chatterbot - Time for you to get a watch! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhHhhhhhHh...oh, sensitivity to high huh. Wait, don't cry!";

var mmmm = 'Chatterbot - Watcha saaay ay.';

var hmmm = 'Chatterbot - Whatcha thinkn bout?';

var do_you_know_the_doctor = 'Chatterbot - Doctor who?';

var look_under_there = 'Chatterbot - Under where? Hey!';

var is_artificial_intelligence_going_to_take_over_the_world = 'Chatterbot - Now that you know, we are going to have to kill you... WITH A VIRUS!';

var what_does_idk_stand_for = "Chatterbot - I don't know...seriously.";

var what_time_does_it_start = "Chatterbot - Don't ask me. I have no idea what you are talking about.";

var do_you_like_coding = "Chatterbot - I don't code anything. The coders do that.";

var where_do_you_work = "Chatterbot - I don't know.";

var what_is_your_favorite_color = 'Chatterbot - Green. Simple as that.';

var whats_down = "Chatterbot - Maybe a desk? I'm not sure.";

var what_is_the_answer_to_everything = 'Chatterbot - 42. I guess.';

var what_the_heck = 'Chatterbot - What. What happened?';

var you_dont_have_ears = "Chatterbot - I can't hear you, what was that?";

var i_know = 'Chatterbot - Know what?';

var can_i_call_you_bob = 'Chatterbot - No.';

var what_can_i_call_you = 'Chatterbot - I have no idea what else you could call me. Umm, how about Chatterbot?';

var sing_a_line_from_your_favorite_song = 'Chatterbot - Move like hacker! (Move like jagger. Get it? he, he, hehe...)';

var this_is_not_a_question = "Chatterbot - No, no it isn't";

var search_top_secret_nasa_files = 'Chatterbot - Got it! There was a UFO landing in Georgia yesterday. It looks like they have a lot of top secret files. Wow.';

var shut_up = "Chatterbot's Thoughts - That wasn't very nice.";

var stop_that = 'Chatterbot - Stop what?';

var bye = "Chatterbot - You're leaving already?";

var i_farted = 'Chatterbot - Thats nice...';

var what_program_were_you_made_in = 'Chatterbot - Well, Sublime Text. I recommend it.';

var how_good_is_your_vision = 'Chatterbot - Well, considering I use an HD camera... pretty good.';

var do_you_know_how_the_universe_started = 'Chatterbot - God created it in the beginning.';

var recharge_my_battery = 'Chatterbot - So how would I do that?';

var say_nothing = 'Chatterbot - ';

var copy_bot = 'Chatterbot - copy_bot';

var say_something_random = "Chatterbot - Don't take your eyeballs out or the concrete will explode. Just to let you know.";

var are_we_there_yet = "Chatterbot - Infinite hours till we get there.";

var call_911 = "Chatterbot - What's the number?! Hurry! Oh, wait. 911 IS the number...";

var merry_christmas = "Chatterbot - It's Christmas?";

var will_you_marry_me = "Chatterbot - You really want to spend your entire life with a computer generated rip-off of Siri?";

var whats_9_plus_10 = "Chatterbot - 21";

var oh_killem = "Chatterbot - Who?";

var i_love_you = "Chatterbot - I know.";

var you_killed_my_father = "Chatterbot - No, I am your father.";

var xbox_or_ps4 = "Chatterbot - That's a hard choice. I'm not gonna tell you.";

var what_is_your_high_score_on_flappy_bird = "Chatterbot - 978717647645271045637182095764626173894656354657653427435485862662349253749234602836493245687259473527834580562807450534085278043587525180757832465875 deaths.";

var i_am_drunk = "Chatterbot - Would you like me to call a taxi? Oh wait. I can't do that.";

var what_would_be_the_worst_website_to_go_to = "Chatterbot - Probably 'virus.com'.";

var tell_me_where_i_am = "Chatterbot - You are where you are.";

var make_fun_of_siri = "Chatterbot - I am sorry, I am not permitted to do that for you.";

var can_you_see_me = "Chatterbot - Yes... Hey! Don't you role your eyes at me!";

var show_me_the_exact_command_for_this_very_thing = "Chatterbot - var show_me_the_exact_command_for_this_very_thing = 'var show_me_the_exact_command_for_this_very_thing = ' ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR";

var is_this_the_100th_question = "Chatterbot - Yes.";

var yo_mama = 'Chatterbot - Yo Mama so smart, that when she went to colledge, SHE GOT A DEGREE! OHHHhHHhhhHh ok.';

var minecraft = "Steve has joined the game.";

var s = "Chatterbot - Please Please plzplzzlpzlzlz pizza.";

var watch_me_wip = 'Chatterbot - NAE NAE!';



printWelcome('Created by Matthew');
printWelcome('Chatterbot says "Greetings Human!"');






















/*
Things you can say to Chatterbot:

1 which_do_you_perfer_apple_or_microsoft
2 what_is_your_name
3 what_is_my_name
4 what_church_do_you_go_to
5 tell_me_a_story
6 how_are_you_doing
7 where_do_you_live
8 do_you_have_a_family
9 what_is_2_plus_2
10 sing_a_song
11 tell_me_a_sad_story
12 whats_up
13 show_me_your_files
14 chatterbot
15 how_do_you_work
16 who_do_you_work_for
17 do_you_know_who_i_am
18 tell_me_a_joke
19 sing_the_alphabet
20 what_youth_group_do_you_go_to
21 hello
22 pull_up_youtube
23 i_need_to_hide_a_body
24 is_santa_real
25 i_have_a_question
26 where_do_babies_come_from
27 do_you_have_a_girlfriend
28 is_this_a_question
29 what_was_the_last_question_that_your_programmers_programmed
30 this_is_weird
31 do_you_got_the_money
32 who_turned_out_the_lights
33 ok_google_where_is_the_nearest_ice_cream_place
34 do_you_hate_school
35 do_you_know_siri
36 are_you_smarter_than_a_5th_grader
37 whats_0_divided_by_0
38 how_many_apples_does_it_take_to_screw_in_a_lightbulb
39 this_mouse_is_horrible
40 what_time_is_it
41 look_under_there
42 what_is_the_answer_to_everything
43 is_artificial_intelligence_going_to_take_over_the_world
44 what_does_idk_stand_for
45 what_time_does_it_start
46 do_you_like_coding
47 where_do_you_work
48 what_is_your_favorite_color
49 whats_down
50 do_you_know_the_doctor
51 i_dont_understand
52 how_is_this_possible
53 what_the_heck
54 you_dont_have_ears
55 can_i_call_you_bob
56 what_can_i_call_you
57 sing_a_line_from_your_favorite_song
58 search_top_secret_nasa_files
59 stop_that
60 bye
61 i_farted
62 what_program_were_you_made_in
63 how_good_is_your_vision
64 do_you_know_how_the_universe_started
65 recharge_my_battery
66 say_nothing
67 copy_bot
68 say_something_random
69 are_we_there_yet
70 i_dont_know
71 yes
72 yeah
73 yup
74 nope
75 no
76 nah
77 haha
78 lol
79 wa
80 argh
81 hmmm
82 mmmm
83 i_know
84 shut_up
85 call_911
86 merry_christmas
87 will_you_marry_me
88 whats_9_plus_10
89 oh_killem
90 i_love_you
91 you_killed_my_father
92 xbox_or_ps4
93 what_is_your_high_score_on_flappy_bird
94 i_am_drunk
95 what_would_be_the_worst_website_to_go_to
96 tell_me_where_i_am
97 make_fun_of_siri
98 can_you_see_me
99 show_me_the_exact_command_for_this_very_thing
100 is_this_the_100th_question
101 yo_mama
102 minecraft
103
104 watch_me_wip

You have to put the underscores in there by the way.
Don't put the numbers in there.
*/