Epideromancy Anydice Program

function: healing A:n B:n SKILL:n DAMAGE:n OUCH:n{
 RESULT: 0
 if A = 10 { \tens die comes up 00\
  RESULT: B \just what the units die says, 01-09\
  if B = 10 {RESULT: 100} \00 and 0 is 100\
 }
 if A!= 10 & B = 10 { \when you roll 10,20,30,etc\
  RESULT: A*10
 }
 if A!=10 & B!=10 {RESULT: A*10+B \X1-X9 for X:1-9\
 }
 if RESULT <= SKILL{
  if RESULT = 1 {result: [minimum DAMAGE-20]} \crit heals 20 wounds\
  if RESULT=11|RESULT=22|RESULT=33|RESULT=44|RESULT=55|RESULT=66|RESULT=77|RESULT=88|RESULT=99 {
   result: [minimum DAMAGE-(A+B)] \a match heals wounds equal to the sum\
  }
  result: [minimum DAMAGE-A] \a regular success heals wounds equal to the tens die\
 }
 if RESULT = 100 {result: DAMAGE+OUCH} \a fumble inflicts 1d5 wounds\
 if RESULT > SKILL {result: DAMAGE}
}

function: minimum A:n {
 if A < 0 {result: 0}
 result: A
}

function: sigcharge A:n B:n {
 if A = B {result: A+B+3}
 result: A+B
}

output [healing 1d10 1d10 89 [sigcharge 1d10 1d10] 1d5]

README: Since recovering from the hack, all program links have stopped working, including new ones, despite what the site says. So just copy the above and paste it into anydice. The third variable (currently set at 89) is the score of the Medical identity, penalized by 10% for performing first aid on oneself.