Smalltown Maids 24

[23:39:04] <GMOwen> I am Smalltown, AND SO CAN YOU!
[23:40:02] <GMOwen> INTRO:  Josh slept off that horrible movie in the lounge with its awesome bed.  He is now waking up in said bed and will probably have to leave for class soon.  Remember how he’s still a college student?  Yeah, that sure is a thing
[23:41:35] * `Josh might have had a dream about Skyline?  He can't really remember.  It probably made no sense and had a very horrible plot.
[23:43:13] * Luize has been tossing in bed, her heart set fluttering and is thinking about other things.
[23:43:32] <`Josh> "Nnngggh... no, more, bad movies before bed."
[23:44:49] * `Josh enjoys the extra comfort of the needlessly-comfortable bed, regardless.
[23:45:50] * [Rut]Eri makes a racket upstairs, -attempting- to shut the front door stealthily and sneak in without waking anyone. She ends up fumbling the doorknob and slamming it in a Cosmo Kramer-like fashion, then chuckling drunkenly and making a shushing gesture to no one in particular.
[23:46:04] * [K]Mirai is nowhere to be found. Where could she be at this early morning?
[23:46:23] <Luize> .... 14oh who the in jesus christ's name is making such a damn ruckus..
[23:46:26] * `Josh drags himself out of bed, knowing that he should probably care about class.  He shuffles through the halls slowly, not really being very fast.
[23:46:50] * Luize squints her eyes as she groans getting out of bed and ready for the day.
[23:48:01] <[K]Mirai> [a loud screech of an undermaintenanced violin terrorize the hall.]
[23:48:19] <[Rut]Eri> Uwaaah!!~
[23:48:29] * `Josh hears many ruckuses and unpleasant noises.  He crouches down in the hall and covers his ears.
[23:48:33] * [Rut]Eri jumps a good two feet.
[23:48:52] <`Josh> "Nnnnn!  Enn ooh, grrrrmm..."
[23:49:13] * [Rut]Eri drops her shopping bag and everything. Clatter.
[23:49:44] * `Josh yells to no one in particular.
[23:49:53] <`Josh> "Inside voices please!"
[23:50:00] <[K]Mirai> Nnnngh. mou ikkai!
[23:50:19] * [K]Mirai is not pleased with the outcome at all.
[23:51:07] <Luize> !!
[23:51:18] * Luize stumbles and falls down sloppily out of bed.
[23:51:22] * [K]Mirai takes her time setting up properly, and begins anew with another attempt.
[23:51:22] <Luize> ...oh hell no.
[23:51:49] * Luize is angry and being woken up TWICE with some loud annoying, and bad noise. She promptly goes to check the source.
[23:52:38] * [K]Mirai plays [Yosuga no sora's main theme, ~kioku~.]
[23:54:36] * `Josh sleepily tries to find Violin Girl, dragging his hand around the wall.
[23:54:48] * Luize got dressed in the time she heard the noise till she got out of her room, into the hallway now.
[23:55:43] * Luize sees.. josh.
[23:55:54] * [K]Mirai is in her usual spot. The second floor balcony. Doing her morning practice like she always do.
[23:55:56] <Luize> ...did you really have to stumble around like a drunk in the morning Josh?
[23:56:15] * `Josh rubs his eyes.
[23:56:25] <Luize> And then play a bad violin solo?
[23:56:31] <`Josh> "I'm TIRED, Luize.  I'm allowed to be."
[23:56:40] <`Josh> "Also I'm bass, not violin."
[23:57:30] * [Rut]Eri attempts to sneak down the hall, past the doorway to where Luize and Josh are speaking. It's exaggerated enough to be in Looney Toons.
[23:57:59] <Luize> Ah...
[23:58:02] <Luize> ...sorry.
[23:58:06] * `Josh points to the conspicuous Eri.
[23:58:07] * Luize rubs here eyes.
[23:58:11] <`Josh> "Drunk.  There."
[23:58:22] <[Rut]Eri> ...
[23:58:25] <Luize> ...before that.. want somethign to drink Josh?
[23:58:28] * `Josh walks away to the sound of violins and things.
[23:58:28] * [Rut]Eri freezes like a statue.
[23:58:44] <[Rut]Eri> ... Oh no, busted~
[23:58:46] <[K]Mirai> Hm... Not so bad after all.
[23:59:38] <[K]Mirai> Maybe I should go see prof. walther today to let him take a look at this stradivarius. It's getting old and maybe in need of some heavy maintenance...
[00:00:12] <[K]Mirai> One more piece, then~
[00:00:33] <`Josh> "Just, like, OJ or something."
[00:00:40] <Luize> Yes master...
[00:00:45] * Luize then goes to Eri.
[00:00:48] * Luize slaps her on the head.
[00:00:50] * [Rut]Eri smells of liquor and second-hand smoke. Making it second-hand second-hand smoke.
[00:00:55] <Luize> Bad Eri!
[00:01:26] <[Rut]Eri> Ow! D-don't they teach you kids to use words or somethin'?
[00:01:50] <Luize> I did.
[00:01:58] <Luize> And that's what they said about violence.
[00:02:04] * [Rut]Eri is also apparently wearing lipstick. She doesn't own any makeup, meaning it was borrowed.
[00:02:10] <Luize> ...then if so...wait..
[00:02:23] <Luize> Did you steal taht from someone? or slept with some guy for a quickie one night?
[00:02:39] * `Josh walks up behind Mirai.
[00:03:13] * [K]Mirai plays one last piece, [AKA original sound track, ~Introduction~.]
[00:03:23] * `Josh is not a ninja.
[00:04:24] * [K]Mirai is not spanish inquisitor either. She's so absorbed with playing her piece.
[00:05:37] <[Rut]Eri> Huh? 'Course not! Besides, it's not even... Uh. What time -is- it?~
[00:06:21] <Luize> ...7am Eri.
[00:06:24] * [Rut]Eri scratches her head and lifts the shopping bag. It's full of glass bottles.
[00:07:42] <[Rut]Eri> No way~ aren't stiffs like Josh up at 6?
[00:07:53] <[Rut]Eri> ... er, no offense.
[00:08:05] * [Rut]Eri waves to Josh in hurried apology.
[00:09:26] <Luize> Josh is still a guy, even a punk like him needs to slack once in a while.
[00:09:28] * `Josh is focused on nice music that is nice.
[00:10:46] <Luize> Bah
[00:11:04] <Luize> Whatever, you want something to eat Eri? If not I'm only making for Josh.
[00:11:23] <`Josh> "You're a little flat there, Mirai."
[00:11:31] <`Josh> "Might wanna try tuning it."
[00:12:07] <[K]Mirai> Eh?!
[00:12:12] <[Rut]Eri> Hehe, yeah, you're a little flat there, Mirai~
[00:12:19] * [Rut]Eri pokes at Luize's chest.
[00:12:30] * [K]Mirai yelps. Everyone caught her by surprise.
[00:12:33] <Luize> Stop that!
[00:12:37] * Luize bats Eri's hand off.
[00:12:40] <[Rut]Eri> ... Oh, wait. You were tha' one that started with "L".
[00:12:48] <Luize> ..yes my name is Luize.
[00:12:50] <[K]Mirai> h-wh-what? I thought everyone's still sleeping!
[00:12:51] <Luize> You idiot.
[00:12:57] <[Rut]Eri> Nice ta meetcha.
[00:13:49] * Luize sighs.
[00:13:52] <Luize> You comin' or what?
[00:13:53] <`Josh> "We... were."
[00:14:02] * Luize starts making her way down to the kitchen.
[00:14:09] <`Josh> "Were is not now.  Is is now."
[00:14:17] <`Josh> "Or... something."
[00:14:21] * `Josh scratches his head.
[00:14:27] <[K]Mirai> You've caught me by surprise. My apologies for the unpleasant noise I caused.
[00:14:45] * [K]Mirai embarrassedly bows.
[00:14:58] <`Josh> "Apology accepted.  You're still flat, though."
[00:15:17] <[K]Mirai> Ahaha...
[00:18:18] <[K]Mirai> Anyway, are you prepared for your morning class?
[00:18:36] <`Josh> "Nope."
[00:18:46] <[K]Mirai> I can fix you something fast, since I suppose you are running out of time?
[00:18:54] <`Josh> "It's not till nine, Mirai, don't worry."
[00:19:00] <`Josh> "I gots the time."
[00:20:05] <[K]Mirai> If that's alright with you...
[00:20:19] * [K]Mirai quickly hide her old stradi-chan.
[00:21:21] * `Josh shrugs.
[00:21:52] <`Josh> "Whatever you're happy with.  I was just gonna grab a bagel then, like, take a shower or something."
[00:22:10] * [Rut]Eri follows Luize downstairs.
[00:22:48] <[K]Mirai> Luize. Go makes Josh's life "easier".
[00:23:16] <[K]Mirai> Clean his back or something.
[00:23:35] * [K]Mirai goes kihihihi while holding her laughter.
[00:23:38] * `Josh lightly steps on Mirai's foot.
[00:23:52] <`Josh> "How about you?"
[00:24:10] <[K]Mirai> Ow!
[00:24:18] <[K]Mirai> M-me?
[00:25:14] <`Josh> "Don't suggest something to other people you're not willing to do yourself, Mirai~"
[00:26:00] <[K]Mirai> Oh why yes I can do it myself if that's your preference~
[00:26:06] * [K]Mirai pufufufufufufufu
[00:27:26] * `Josh squint glares at her like |:|
[00:29:14] * `Josh says nothing else and goes into the kitchen.
[00:29:45] * Luize gets workig on the daily grinding breakfast.
[00:32:27] * `Josh sits down at the counter and thumps his head down.  He's still tired.
[00:33:30] * [K]Mirai follows Josh with some of her daily pranking quota filled.
[00:33:51] * [K]Mirai is still having her "pufufufufu" face.
[00:34:15] <Luize> Ok so...
[00:34:17] <Luize> Eri.
[00:34:27] <Luize> You helping or just standing there looking ugly?
[00:34:31] * `Josh sees a countertop, not a pufufufu face.  He might be able to be startled by a witch!
[00:34:55] <[Rut]Eri> ... Huh?
[00:35:41] * [Rut]Eri isn't standing, she's sitting with her head on its side atop the table, facing Luize.
[00:40:44] <Luize> ..help me cook.
[00:40:46] <Luize> You get nice food.
[00:40:58] <Luize> Sounds easy enough right?
[00:42:01] <[Rut]Eri> It's wrong though. You think the food'd be as nice if I helped make it? Pfft~
[00:42:09] * [Rut]Eri sticks her tongue out.
[00:43:51] * [K]Mirai is standing behind Josh, emanating a menacing prankster aura with a pufufu face.
[00:44:34] * Luize sighs.
[00:44:39] <Luize> DAmn you suck Eri...
[00:44:39] <`Josh> "Whatever you make, don't make it take an hour to make, okay?"
[00:44:58] <`Josh> "Also wake me up if I fall asleep again."
[00:44:59] * Luize makes stuffs,.. and fails hard. She set the cereal on fire.
[00:45:07] <Luize> ...ah shit shit shit!
[00:46:07] * Luize douses it with water, thankfulyl it was just smoke.
[00:46:14] <Luize> ..no more hot oatmeal in the morning...
[00:48:34] <`Josh> "...Is that smoke?  Are you SERIOUSLY burning something over there?"
[00:48:48] <Luize> ....
[00:48:50] <Luize>  14N-no...
[00:50:12] <[Rut]Eri> ... Whuhahuwha??~
[00:50:26] <[K]Mirai> Not my fault, okay?
[00:50:32] * [Rut]Eri jolts awake from having set her head down on the table.
[00:57:47] <`Josh> "If you burn this place down you'd better not.  S'all I'm saying."
[00:59:30] <Luize> Ok.
[00:59:32] * Luize nods.
[00:59:35] <Luize> Sorry.
[00:59:41] * Luize gives a sorrowful bow.
[01:00:45] * [Rut]Eri suddenly slaps Josh on the back.
[01:01:20] <[Rut]Eri> 'Ey, don't be so hard on 'er! 'Snot like she meant to!~ Ehehe...
[01:01:44] * [Rut]Eri 's slap isn't the most restrained, being the drunk that she is.
[01:05:25] * `Josh is slapped and his head kind of goes more into the countertop.
[01:05:29] <`Josh> "Oww!"
[01:06:36] <Luize> ...ooh.
[01:06:39] <Luize> ..you ok?
[01:06:48] * `Josh thumbs up.
[01:06:53] <`Josh> "Still awake.  Thanks."
[01:08:21] <Luize> ...coffee it is then.
[01:08:53] <GMOwen> [Oh snap, Pyg's trying to kill me!  Gotta get the heck out of dodge!]