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  3. sound: "",
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  5. btnOk: !1,
  6. msg: "<body style='font-family: Arial Black'><img src='https://i.imgur.com/HXe7njX.png' width='200'><br><h1>Windows <span style='color: lime'>RG</span></h1><div style='width: 85%'><h6 style='color: lime; text-align: right'>REALLY GOOD EDITION</h6></div><p style='text-align: right'>BUILD 207</p></body>"
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  25. action: function(){
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  27. title: "Microsoft Word RG",
  28. msg: "<center><br><br><br><br><h1>WORD<span style='color: lime'>RG</h1><br>Registered to: JamesWeb</span><br><br><br><div style='text-align: right'>PART OF THE OFFICE<span style='color: lime'>RG</span> SUITE</div>",
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  30. img: "",
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  50. msg: "Error rendering blood."
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  56. msg: "word.exe has performed an illegal\nopperation (killed a paperclip) and\nwill now be arrested, and for that\nreason, closed."
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  91. sound: "",
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  97. msg: "Unable to connect.\nThis could be for several reasons:\n 1. You smell.\n 2. Your house is green\n 3. You are trying to be naughty."
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  115. name: "Solitaire",
  116. action: function(){
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  119. msg: "Coming soon maybe"
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  135. img: "",
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  143. img: "",
  144. title: "Order Food",
  145. btnOk: "Continue",
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  152. btnOk: "Order",
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  159. sound: "",
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  169. img: "",
  170. msg: "<h2>Windows<span style='color: lime'>RG</span></h2><br><b>Thanks for vising! Come back again soon!<br><br>There's enough food for everyone!ā„¢</b>"
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  184. {
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  186. action: function(){
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  189. sound: "",
  190. img: "",
  191. msg: "<h2>INTERNET EXPLORER</h2><br><br><h1 style='color: blue'>e</h1> <h2>7.49830696820</h2>",
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  231. sound: "",
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  235. if (ok) {
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  239. }
  240. })
  241. }
  242. },
  243. {
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  245. action: function(){
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  248. btnOk: "Search",
  249. msg: "<h2>Windows<span style='color: lime'>RG</span></h2><br><h3>HELP</h3><br>The updated Windows Help service is so simple to use. Enter one or more words regarding what you need help on and Windows RG will be happy to help.<br><br>Help Terms:"
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  253. $alert({
  254. sound: "",
  255. img: "",
  256. title: "",
  257. btnOk: "Continue",
  258. msg: "<h2>Windows<span style='color: lime'>RG</span></h2><br><h3>HELP</h3><br>Please wait while Windows searches the Windows help database"
  259. }, function(ok){
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  264. btnOk: "View Possible Matches",
  265. sound: "",
  266. img: "",
  267. msg: "<h2>Windows<span style='color: lime'>RG</span></h2><br><h3>HELP</h3><br>You searched for:<br> " + s + "<br><br><br>Sorry - Windows did not find any matches. However, it found <b>3</b> possible\nmatches."
  268. }, function(ok){
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  271. title: "",
  272. sound: "",
  273. img: "",
  274. msg: "<h2>Windows<span style='color: lime'>RG</span></h2><br><h3>HELP</h3><br>You searched for:<br> " + s + "<br>Possible matches:<br><br> How do I grow bonsia trees?<br><br> Why can fish swim so well?<br><br> How do I purchase lime?",
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  281. msg: "Windows has caused a general protection fault in winhelp.exe"
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  297. action: function(){$exe('reboot')}
  298. },
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  304. msg: "Are you sure you want to quit this\nwonderful operating system?\nThere is a high chance of your\nprocessor overheating.",
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  306. btnCancel: "No"
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  310. title: "",
  311. btnOk: "Yes",
  312. btnCancel: "No",
  313. msg: "Are you sure?\nWhy now, instead of shutting down,\norder some delicious food from our\nwide range?"
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  315. if (ok) {
  316. $alert({
  317. title: "",
  318. btnOk: "Yes",
  319. btnCancel: "No",
  320. msg: "Are you sure?\nYou could go on paint and do some\nglorious artwork!"
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  325. btnCancel: "No",
  326. title: "",
  327. msg: "Are you sure?\nSureley you love Windows RG more\nthan this!"
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  332. btnCancel: "No",
  333. title: "",
  334. msg: "Are you sure?\nFine. If you click yes now, Windows\nRG will shut down... honest."
  335. }, function(ok){
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  339. msg: "Windows was unable to shut down.\nYou could have left a program on...\nis that what you've done? Is it?"
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  344. msg: "Windows was unable to shut down.\nThis could be due to the build up of\nlimescale on your processor."
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  348. }
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  367. {name:" ā€ ā€ ā€ "},
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  373. msg: "My Computer\n\nFrom here you can break your computer.",
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  381. $alert({
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  383. btnOk: !1,
  384. msg: "Drive A: is not accessable.\nPlease ansure there is a disk in drive\nA: and try again."
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  393. btnOk: !1,
  394. sound: "",
  395. img: "",
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  411. msg: "The password you entered, which\nwas:\n " + text + "\nWas incorrect.\nPlease go away."
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  426. msg: "Could not find CD with label:\nHouseBuilder\n\nIf the CD is still in the drive, it may require shooting, heating, covering in clingfilm, destroying, eating, smiling or cleaning."
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  431. msg: "Windows has caused a general protection fault in explorer.exe\n\nIf this file is grey, it may require fecologpins"
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  446. id: "explorer",
  447. img: "",
  448. sound: "",
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  485. $alert({
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  492. action: function(){
  493. $alert({
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  495. })
  496. }
  497. },
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  499. name: "<center><img src='/c/sys/skins/w93/mime/model.png' width='32'><br>win.com</center>",
  500. action: function(){
  501. $alert({
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  503. })
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  505. },
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  508. action: function(){
  509. $alert({
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  511. })
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  516. action: function(){
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  519. })
  520. }
  521. },
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  524. action: function(){
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  539. msg: "Could not delete explorer.exe\nThere is a sharing violation"
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  542. $alert({
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  544. msg: "Could not delete user.exe\nThere is a sharing violation"
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  554. msg: "Could not delete win.com\nThere is a sharing violation"
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  559. msg: "Could not delete autoexec.bat\nThere is a sharing violation"
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  561. if (ok) {
  562. $alert({
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  564. msg: "Could not delete config.sys\nThere is a sharing violation"
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  592. img: "",
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  594. title: "Windows Media Player",
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  596. msg: "lol sry idk how to embed videos i dont have<br><button>ā–¶ļø</button><button>ā¹ļø></button> ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”"
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  607. {
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