[12:15:53 PM] Luke Bledsoe: I can't stop seeing "---e ---r" from jit's album as "Nude Seer"
[12:16:48 PM] Luke (GFD): w
[12:16:49 PM] Luke (GFD): what
[12:16:50 PM] Luke (GFD): why
[12:16:55 PM] Jit: I said I never made shipping songs
[12:16:59 PM] Jit: ............................................I may have lied

Mark: I'm not really sure how to change the topi-
Nick: Type slash topic fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and then whatever you want to change the topic to.
*** Luke Bledsoe has changed the conversation topic to "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" ***
Nick: No, that's too many fucks! Can't you people listen?
*** Mark Nabors has changed the conversation topic to "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck man this is a pleasant conversation" ***
Nick: See, Mark got it right!
*** Andre' Maujean has changed the conversation topic to "fuckfuckfuckfuck amidoingitrite" ***
Nick: No, that's too little fucks!
*** Charles (Crazy-8) Neudorf has changed the conversation topic to "FUCK I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE FUCKS" ***
*** Nick Smalley on Guitar has changed the conversation topic to "WOW IS THIS A FUCK CHARITY OR SOMETHING" ***
*** Mark Nabors has changed the conversation topic to "I already gave all my fucks" ***

[12:46:49 PM] LizaWithAZed: okay so I'm picturing a karkat-and-terezi-fighting-over-the-keyboard situation at xzaz's right now

[9:05:04 PM] Rich: itt mspa music piracy
[9:05:16 PM] Thomas Ferkol: what are these ILLICIT BACKDOOR SKYPE DEALINGS

[9:08:13 PM] Thomas Ferkol: And then I take off my mask and HAHA I WAS BOLIN ALL ALONG
[9:08:20 PM] Thomas Ferkol: You are all banned from the internet
[9:08:32 PM] Thomas Ferkol: The ruse was a success

[6:01:06 PM] Rich: oh perfect
[6:01:08 PM] Rich: tavia came
[6:01:13 PM] Rich: and now will come

[11:07:36 PM] Clark Powell: I'm a felon?
[11:07:40 PM] Clark Powell: Oh did the story get out?
[11:07:48 PM] Clark Powell: The one where I was a drug mule?

[8:15:54 PM] LizaWithAZed: ...I think we're talking about different things.
[8:15:56 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: we are
[8:16:00 PM] Blueberry: we are
[8:16:17 PM] Riki Tsuji: we are
[8:16:24 PM] LizaWithAZed: we are

[10:23:18 PM] Evan: Guys.
[10:23:22 PM] Evan: I.  I have to warn you.
[10:23:25 PM] LizaWithAZed: ?
[10:23:26 PM] Evan: I am -really- bad at kissing. :C
[10:23:33 PM] Evan: I just don't know how to do it right.
[10:23:34 PM] Luke (GFD): ~we can practice~

[9:20:27 PM] James Faulconbridge: 2 hours forty minutes remain
[9:20:51 PM] James Faulconbridge: Alright time to get started on my entry
[9:20:56 PM] LizaWithAZed: yeah I'm still fucked
[9:22:01 PM] Ian White: you still have enough time to record an improvisational 2 hour and 39 minute epic
[9:24:09 PM] Thomas Ferkol: This is my submission I made it with 2 hours left in the contest it is for Jaspers
[9:24:09 PM] Thomas Ferkol: I remixed Happy Cat Song into an opera

[10:25:37 PM] LizaWithAZed: I am so tempted to ask a very lewd question....
[10:25:46 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: what liza
[10:25:47 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: ASK IT LIZA
[10:26:04 PM] LizaWithAZed: okay then: WHO ELSE GOT LAID TODAAAAY??

[1:48:08 AM] Blueberry: kali's out i think he said
[1:48:14 AM] Clark Powell: Yeah he's partying
[1:48:17 AM] Clark Powell: Inviting trouble
[1:48:23 AM] Blueberry: classic kali
[1:48:26 AM] Mark Nabors: aah right
[1:48:29 AM] Thomas Ferkol: He is now in this chat though
[1:48:39 AM] Mark Nabors: that's why he didn't go to dinner with us xD
[1:48:48 AM] Blueberry: the first interaction i ever had with kali was him hitting on me because i was within 200 miles of him at the time
[1:48:54 AM] Blueberry: true facts
[1:48:59 AM] Clark Powell: Yep
[1:49:02 AM] Clark Powell: That's Kali

[4:06:46 AM] Slogbait: so riki
[4:06:48 AM] Slogbait: hows that cafe
[4:06:53 AM] LizaWithAZed: lol
[4:08:17 AM] Riki Tsuji: uh
[4:08:19 AM] Riki Tsuji: fine
[4:08:20 AM] Riki Tsuji: I
[4:08:23 AM] Riki Tsuji: guess?????????????????
[4:08:39 AM] Slogbait: you guess
[4:08:54 AM] Riki Tsuji: I dont know man
[4:09:40 AM] LizaWithAZed: can I touch it?
[4:10:09 AM] Riki Tsuji: just sort of...
[4:10:18 AM] Slogbait: heheheh
[4:10:30 AM] Slogbait: still not old.
[4:10:45 AM] LizaWithAZed: LizaWithAZed just sort of touches Riki's cafe
[4:10:50 AM] LizaWithAZed: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
[4:10:57 AM] LizaWithAZed: it's everything I DREAMED
[4:11:09 AM] Slogbait: woah liza, calm down there

[8:06:20 PM] Madison Doore: wait, yellowpolkadot is rj?
[8:06:30 PM] Blueberry: yes
[8:07:02 PM] Madison Doore: oh
[8:07:29 PM] Blueberry: robert j! "xfactorinfinity" lake
[8:07:33 PM] Blueberry: in the flesh
[8:07:36 PM] Blueberry: or rather
[8:07:38 PM] Blueberry: the skype...
[8:08:02 PM] a yellow polka dot bikini: i'm actually in the flesh too
[8:08:09 PM] a yellow polka dot bikini: i'm encased inside of a cocoon made of skin
[8:08:11 PM] a yellow polka dot bikini: help

[4:36:45 PM] Tavia Morra: EVERYBODY GET YOUR PUSHUP BRAS OUT
[4:36:55 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: ......tavia, what?
[4:36:55 PM] Tavia Morra: NOW GET OUT YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL
[4:36:58 PM] Tavia Morra: POUR THAT SHIT IN
[4:37:01 PM] Tavia Morra: AND EAAAAAAAT
[4:37:07 PM] Mark Ciocca: I don't... what?
[4:37:15 PM] Dawn Davis: Cereal goes in the cleavage?

[8:45:55 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: i'm younger than both cloaca and daysi
[8:45:59 PM] Blueberry: you are!?
[8:46:01 PM] Blueberry: i ddin't know that
[8:46:05 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: mhmm
[8:46:07 PM] Mark Ciocca: What really?
[8:46:11 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: yep
[8:46:12 PM] Madison Doore: oh wow now I feel super old, thanks guys
[8:46:21 PM] Evan Castle: Wait Xzaz.
[8:46:28 PM] Mark Ciocca: I've felt super old since I was old at heart
[8:46:28 PM] Evan Castle: How old are you, dang.
[8:46:43 PM] Mark Ciocca: I have the mind of an old man
[8:46:47 PM] Blueberry: he must be 15
[8:46:56 PM] Blueberry: since mark just turned 16 a few months ago
[8:46:59 PM] Blueberry: or... younger
[8:47:01 PM] Blueberry: DUN DUN DUN.
[8:47:20 PM] Mark Ciocca: He's 10; ready to set out on his pokemon journey
[8:47:21 PM] Madison Doore: Xzaz is definitely 6. It's the only thing that makes sense.
[8:47:41 PM] Evan Castle: No.
[8:47:43 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: http://imgur.com/a/zkvKr
[8:47:53 PM] Blueberry: 13
[8:47:54 PM] Blueberry: NO
[8:47:55 PM] Blueberry: YOU'RE NOT
[8:47:59 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: I am.
[8:48:03 PM] Evan Castle: Whoa.
[8:48:05 PM] Blueberry: that's 16 in sign language i choose to believe
[8:48:06 PM] Mark Ciocca: NO
[8:48:10 PM] Blueberry: hOLY SHIT how have you never said this before
[8:48:10 PM] Mark Ciocca: WAT
[8:48:10 PM] Madison Doore: o________o
[8:48:16 PM] Blueberry: no wonder you have such a babyface (no offense)
[8:48:22 PM] Evan Castle: Seriously, wow.
[8:48:25 PM] Madison Doore: omg your hair is all poofy ahahahahahahahahaha
[8:48:45 PM] Charles Neudorf: holy shit, you're really 13?
[8:49:01 PM] rj is a gentleman: imakes fucktons of sense to me
[8:49:16 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: i dont care how old you are luke uvu WE ARE ALL STILL FRIENDS
[8:49:21 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: THIS IS THE INTERNET
[8:49:30 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: I really am.
[8:49:33 PM] Evan Castle: Yeah, age isn't really that big of a deal it's just I thought he was 16 - 17?
[8:49:35 PM] Blueberry: yeah same
[8:49:36 PM] Charles Neudorf: yeah
[8:49:43 PM] Charles Neudorf: its not a big deal at all
[8:49:48 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: wow how did you think i was so old
[8:49:49 PM] rj is a gentleman: when i was twelve people on the first forum i went to thought i was twenty or twenty two
[8:49:58 PM] rj is a gentleman: now in real life people think i'm twenty six twenty seven
[8:50:01 PM] Blueberry: because you never mentioned it when other epopel brought up age
[8:50:07 PM] Blueberry: the facial hair helps, rj
[8:50:08 PM] Blueberry: and you're tall
[8:50:09 PM] Charles Neudorf: You act way more mature than I did when I was 13
[8:50:09 PM] Luke (GFD): ^
[8:50:25 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: Yeah, my little sister is going to be 14 soon and she acts like an idoit
[8:50:28 PM] Evan Castle: Yeah.  And you never said anything whenever people would bring up Mark and Luke GFD being the youngest so.
[8:50:29 PM] Luke (GFD): you've never mentioned this ever i just figured you had a baby face like noot
[8:50:35 PM] Evan Castle: Naturally people assumed.
[8:51:29 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: Im mistaken for 14-16 ALL THE TIME,,
[8:51:29 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: but i assumed you were 15-17 luke. because you dont act stupid like my little sister and her friends do
[8:54:36 PM] LizaWithAZed: see, and I have been saying for fucking ages how the 13-year-olds in HS *DO* act like 13-year-olds - because that's what I was like when I was thirteen
[8:54:51 PM] LizaWithAZed: AND OH HEY LOOK now we have a real live one that acts like that too
[8:54:55 PM] LizaWithAZed: VINDICATION

[10:57:13 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: real like its motion pictures.flp
[10:57:44 PM] Radiation: hahaha
[10:57:57 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: thats the filename of the final track on do without
[10:57:58 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: no joke
[10:58:04 PM] Radiation: dont all your songs have like ridiculous project names
[10:58:56 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: yeah
[10:59:02 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: theres "is that racist.flp"
[10:59:09 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: "omg im chillin so hard in a pool or some shit.flp"
[10:59:22 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: "OHMYGOD SPIODERS.flp"
[10:59:26 PM] Mark Nabors: these are amazing
[11:00:04 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: this is only my current projects folder too
[11:00:16 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: old songnames were even weirder
[11:00:44 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: "chris huffman's mom.flp" "chris huffman's dad.flp" "Punch You in the eye.flp" "crunkinnnn.flp" "life jewels.flp"
[11:00:48 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: thats the contents of my dubstep folder
[11:00:57 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: not counting the various iterations of each file
[11:01:02 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: cause i new version save like a motherfucker
[11:01:55 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: ive got a folder called "fuckin" full of 18 versions of "fuckin.flp"

[3:22:26 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: facebook and tumblr suck now
[3:22:29 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: lets just make a new one called
[3:22:31 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: "kali"
[3:22:33 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: and its a pic of my face
[3:22:37 PM] Luke (GFD): good
[3:22:37 PM] KALIBRATI☯N: and you can type if u want that doesnt do a lot
[3:22:37 PM] Riki Tsuji: and thats it

[7:37:22 PM] LizaWithAZed: okay, so.
[7:37:29 PM] LizaWithAZed: my understanding of things is this:
[7:38:14 PM] LizaWithAZed: there's a pansexual shark-boy in scotland who is into RAZ MPreg - my superiours in the fandom have been informed, our Psychonaut death squads are on the way
[7:38:47 PM] LizaWithAZed: Clark is now an Oriental because he and Riki have been "of one flesh" so many times the Japanese rubbed off
[7:39:50 PM] LizaWithAZed: I need to murder Mark out of pure flaming jealousy. (ref: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3735981/Photo%20on%203-23-12%20at%202.15%20PM%20%232.jpg)
[7:40:11 PM] LizaWithAZed: Radiation has finally lost his mind and gone to summer camp
[7:40:43 PM] LizaWithAZed: Tumblr givaways are now illegal unless you do a bunch of shit that nobody's going to bother with
[7:40:58 PM] LizaWithAZed: Evan is blind
[7:42:00 PM] LizaWithAZed: and I think that's me up to speed
[7:42:05 PM] LizaWithAZed: did I miss anything?

[4:56:03 PM] Tyler Dever: tyler dever
[4:56:06 PM] Tyler Dever: music team member
[4:56:11 PM] Tyler Dever: did sburb
[4:56:23 PM] rj is a gentleman: literally his business card

[8:43:09 PM] Clark Powell: I drink real beverages, not memes
[8:43:23 PM] Clark Powell: Real beverages like milk cocktail
[8:43:44 PM] Clark Powell: It's when you mix milk with lemon juice and it curdles the fuck out of the milk and you puke after you drink it

[3:39:06 PM] Mark Ciocca: Did something specific happen, or is passive Bolin jabbing being discussed here?
[3:39:17 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: did you not see the music thread
[3:39:21 PM] Ian White: the return of the king
[3:39:24 PM] Mark Ciocca: uh oh

[2:09:26 PM] Tavia Morra: heres a poem written on the spot by bowman right now:
[2:09:35 PM] Tavia Morra: roses are red
[2:09:38 PM] Tavia Morra: violets are blue
[2:09:45 PM] Tavia Morra: i'm covered in burning gasoline
[2:09:47 PM] Tavia Morra: help

[2:21:53 PM] Clark Powell: Riki
[2:22:14 PM] Clark Powell: I'm pregnant and it's yours
[...]
[2:22:58 PM] Clark Powell: APRIL FOOLS I GOT YOU ALL
[2:23:01 PM] Clark Powell: I'm not REALLY pregnant
[2:23:19 PM] Riki Tsuji: it's not clark that's preggo
[2:23:21 PM] Riki Tsuji: ITS ME

[5:47:57 PM] rj is a gentleman: nocturne is giving me twenty bucks for a fucked-up picture of salieri
[5:48:31 PM] rj is a gentleman: he literally said:
[5:48:31 PM] rj is a gentleman: "draw salieri, except also you and me making out in the background, and somewhere in there there is a detailed penis. like, however detailed a penis twenty dollars will give me.
[5:48:31 PM] rj is a gentleman: can you do this"

[7:36:55 PM] Luke (DTF): oj i love you
[7:57:18 PM] Elaine Wang: I do?
[7:58:51 PM] Slogbait: i now pronounce you luke and oj
[7:59:05 PM] Slogbait: you may now go pee

[8:16:08 PM] Elaine Wang: So uh
[8:16:11 PM] Elaine Wang: I have no idea what I just did
[8:16:25 PM] Elaine Wang: except that it involved passing off Radiation's "The Baby Is You" as a dream for Freudian dream analysis
[8:16:34 PM] rj is a gentleman: oh
[8:16:35 PM] rj is a gentleman: wow
[8:16:41 PM] Elaine Wang: I have a completely insane comparative lit prof this quarter
[8:16:50 PM] Elaine Wang: He actually ate it right up and I have no idea how I did it
[8:16:54 PM] LizaWithAZed: ahahahahahahahahahahahah
[8:17:32 PM] LizaWithAZed: you need to tell toby - he'd be either tickled or horrified or both
[8:17:35 PM] Elaine Wang: I guess it shouldn't be too hard to just bullshit the entire class
[8:17:39 PM] Elaine Wang: like that
[8:17:59 PM] Elaine Wang: I spun it into some crazy thing about reinventing oneself and the fact that I have no authority figures means that I have /become/ the authority figure.........
[8:18:09 PM] LizaWithAZed: no the bullshit threshhold is fairly goddamn high is baby is you makes it in
[8:25:18 PM] Elaine Wang: "Toby. I managed to pass off the "plot" of "The Baby Is You" as a dream for Freudian dream analysis in my comparative lit class this quarter. Something about the rebirth of the self and the fact that I have become the authority figure in my own life. What the hell did I just do, and does it put me anywhere on the irony echelons?"
[8:25:53 PM] LizaWithAZed: YES. GOOD. that's beautiful.
[8:25:55 PM] Elaine Wang: that went in his tumblr askbox
[8:25:58 PM] Luke (GFD): oh my god
[8:26:09 PM] Elaine Wang: my comparative lit professor is completely insane
[8:26:17 PM] LizaWithAZed: clearly.
[8:26:17 PM] Elaine Wang: but I need the writing credit >.>
[8:26:24 PM] Madison Doore: wow
[8:26:32 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: oj
[8:26:33 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: you
[8:26:34 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: did
[8:26:35 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: what.
[8:26:56 PM] Elaine Wang: I have no idea!
[8:27:01 PM] Elaine Wang: It just
[8:27:02 PM] Elaine Wang: I
[8:27:04 PM] Elaine Wang: what
[8:27:05 PM] Elaine Wang: why

[9:20:02 PM] Riki Tsuji: [7:33 PM] Mark Nabors: Riki you win
[9:20:02 PM] Riki Tsuji: mark what did i win
[9:20:13 PM] Mark Nabors: you just win
[9:21:21 PM] Riki Tsuji: oh
[9:21:22 PM] Riki Tsuji: well then
[9:21:26 PM] Riki Tsuji: time for me to go home i guess
[9:21:32 PM] Thomas Ferkol: EMPTY
[9:21:32 PM] Thomas Ferkol: HANDED
[9:21:38 PM] Thomas Ferkol: or are you??
[9:21:55 PM] Riki Tsuji: :C

[2:41:53 PM] Mark Nabors: Bowman is 1/4 Fillipino
[2:41:57 PM] Mark Nabors: Cory is half
[2:42:03 PM] Mark Nabors: and Kyle is entirely Fillipino
[2:42:12 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: And Nick is 100% MAN
[2:42:16 PM] Mark Nabors: AW YEAH
[2:42:36 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: ok stud calm down

[12:36:01 PM] Clark Powell: I read like half of a book about old dudes making love to adolescent boys to keep myself awake!
[12:36:06 PM] Clark Powell: Also I was reading on the roof.
[12:36:12 PM] wall of rj on dr. rj: also his pants were off
[12:36:17 PM] Clark Powell: No I was wearing pants
[12:36:18 PM] Clark Powell: Most definitely
[12:36:42 PM] LizaWithAZed: .....what was the title of this book?
[12:37:13 PM] wall of rj on dr. rj: namblapocalypse
[12:37:13 PM] Clark Powell: Well on the cover it says SYMPOSIUM and it was written by some dude named Plato I guess?
[12:37:17 PM] Clark Powell: What kind of name is that even
[12:37:36 PM] wall of rj on dr. rj: Plato's Namblapocalypse
[12:37:46 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: "some dude named Plato"
[12:38:09 PM] wall of rj on dr. rj: Lambdapocalypse
[12:38:16 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: oh god
[12:38:23 PM] LizaWithAZed: ahahahahaha
[12:38:25 PM] Clark Powell: They're taking about some city called "Athens" but I haven't been to georgia so I can't really relate
[12:38:34 PM] Clark Powell: I grew up north, you know?

[2:51:03 AM] *** Scott (VeritasUnae) added Brad Griffin (Avinoch) ***
[2:51:06 AM] Scott (VeritasUnae): nak
[2:51:16 AM] Slogbait: glub
[2:51:42 AM] konec0: thip
[2:51:51 AM] Brad Griffin (Avinoch): Ah, Stupid o'clock chat. My oldest nemesis. WE MEET AGAIN.

[7:28:29 PM] Luke (GFD): pickle juice
[7:28:29 PM] Luke (GFD): perfect
[7:28:34 PM] Luke (GFD): actually i want some pickle juice right now
[7:28:35 PM] Luke (GFD): brb
[7:28:51 PM] LizaWithAZed: oh fucking christ he is ACTUALLY GOING TO GET PICKLE JUICE TO DRINK

[7:41:40 PM] *** Nick Smalley on Guitar has changed the conversation topic to "124 games played, 15 won. Nick's amazing score marches on (spam http://astrokidmusic.tumblr.com/post/23519065118)" ***
[7:43:54 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: i like how we have ad space in the title

[10:33:35 PM] Blaire: you dont want me to strangle you, do you lucas?
[10:33:37 PM] Blaire: no
[10:33:50 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: no
[10:33:57 PM] Blaire: dandy!
[10:34:18 PM] Blaire: now give me some details or im coming to america
[10:35:55 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: 'details' is kind of a vague word
[10:37:58 PM] Blaire: ioqwjhkfljas;flejrpfq
[10:37:59 PM] Blaire: wfkr;g\sdf

[2:45:48 PM] Madison Doore: mkay time to sync 1960 songs onto this ipod again and see if something different happens
[2:46:27 PM] Lune: You can do it! Show that iPod who's boss!
[2:47:12 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: make the ipod take the lemons back
[2:47:26 PM] Lune: WE DON'T WANT ITS DAMN LEMONS
[2:47:37 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
[2:48:38 PM] LizaWithAZed: give them to me and I will eat the lemons, Cave you cranky bitch
[2:48:52 PM] Madison Doore: wait shouldn't it be apples in this case, not lemons
[2:49:06 PM] Lune: Apples that taste suspiciously like lemons?
[2:49:17 PM] Madison Doore: I AM GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE APPLE THAT WILL BURN DOWN THE ENTIRETY OF APPLE HEADQUARTERS or something
[2:49:29 PM] Madison Doore: would that make me a terrorist

[8:55:21 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: don't worry PCR is your friend
[8:55:23 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: and more
[8:56:02 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: cries into hands
[8:56:21 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: gabe and rors totes want your boot
[8:56:30 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: not rory
[8:56:37 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: well rors wants gabe's boot
[8:56:46 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: not,, rory
[8:56:54 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: life is hard u_u
[8:57:04 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: oh you want their boots
[8:57:05 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: okay
[8:57:12 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: ahahaha
[8:57:14 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: I dont want anyone's boot
[8:57:25 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: oh pls you love that sweet gabe boot
[8:57:55 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: no,
[9:00:56 PM] NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER: I am the boot.
[9:01:02 PM] NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER: The noot of boot.
[9:01:06 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: Noot
[9:01:09 PM] NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER: B)
[9:01:15 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: I want your boot.
[9:01:18 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: You know this

[2:52:34 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: everyone i have terrible news
[2:52:38 PM] Elaine Wang: ?
[2:52:43 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: whats up luke :c
[2:52:45 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: LIBERA ME FROM SBURB WON'T BE ON THE FANALBUM
[2:52:51 PM] Elaine Wang: Oh
[2:52:54 PM] LizaWithAZed: GOD DAMMIT TOBY
[2:52:58 PM] Sarah "the friend" Stidmon: ; - ;
[2:53:04 PM] Elaine Wang: Okay.
[2:53:14 PM] Nick Smalley on Guitar: i am irl cryin luke y is dis hapenin
[2:53:25 PM] Elaine Wang: I thought it was something like "Andrew emailed me and demanded that I put Haunt on the fanalbum"
[2:53:37 PM] LizaWithAZed: no that would be GOOD news

[10:37:46 AM] Luke (GFD): rj what do
[10:39:31 AM] wall of rj on dr. rj: first
[10:40:05 AM] wall of rj on dr. rj: take your pants off in front of her
[10:40:05 AM] wall of rj on dr. rj: then reenact -exactly- the coreography from the fight against darth maul at the end of Star Wars Episode 1
[10:40:18 AM] wall of rj on dr. rj: using your penis in place of a lightsaber
[10:40:21 AM] Luke (GFD):
[10:40:21 AM] Luke (GFD):
[10:40:21 AM] Luke (GFD):
[10:40:21 AM] Luke (GFD):
[10:40:21 AM] Luke (GFD): no
[10:40:42 AM] wall of rj on dr. rj: eh, that usually works for me

[7:57:36 AM] Luke (GFD): uh what are the bases
[7:57:57 AM] Samm Neiland: Make out, grabbing boob, grabbing and groping downstairs
[7:58:17 AM] Samm Neiland: That's 1, 2, and 3
[7:58:21 AM] Samm Neiland: Respectively
[7:58:25 AM] [Cory] Physically Incapable Of Not Being In The House: samm
[7:58:27 AM] [Cory] Physically Incapable Of Not Being In The House: weren't you sleeping
[7:58:42 AM] Samm Neiland: Shut up. My pills are being shit for sleep
[7:58:48 AM] Samm Neiland: Sex is more interesting
[7:58:51 AM] LizaWithAZed: truth
[7:58:53 AM] [Cory] Physically Incapable Of Not Being In The House: bffff
[8:03:08 AM] Andre' Maujean: wait i thought the bases were making out, all manner of groping and then performing oral
[8:04:01 AM] Luke (GFD): 1st base then
[8:04:55 AM] Rachel Macwhirter: my understanding of the bases is the same as andre's
[8:05:01 AM] Rachel Macwhirter: my friends made a seven base system :I
[8:05:17 AM] Rachel Macwhirter: at which point they'd entirely shattered the baseball allegory
[8:05:26 AM] Andre' Maujean: seven-base system?
[8:05:33 AM] Andre' Maujean: that is a COMPLICATED game of baseball
[8:05:45 AM] Rachel Macwhirter: apparently so
[8:05:52 AM] Rachel Macwhirter: they were never really clear on base seven though
[8:05:54 AM] Rachel Macwhirter: apart from 'ask liam'
[8:05:55 AM] Rachel Macwhirter: liam's answer would be to laugh at anyone who asked
[8:06:02 AM] LizaWithAZed: fuck man at that point it's quidditch

[6:51:19 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: i had to set up a new router
[6:51:19 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: it said i had to name the network
[6:51:22 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: so i named it
[6:51:30 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: "the password is 'crocodile'"
[6:51:38 PM] LizaWithAZed: pffff
[6:51:40 PM] Slogbait: hahaha oh my god
[6:51:40 PM] Riki Tsuji: is the password
[6:51:43 PM] Riki Tsuji: crocodile
[6:51:44 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: yes
[6:52:03 PM] Charles Neudorf: of course it is, thats rather...nak on wood, wouldn't you say?
[6:52:09 PM] LizaWithAZed: .....
[6:52:11 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: god damn it charlie
[6:52:16 PM] Slogbait: charles GET OUT
[6:52:22 PM] LizaWithAZed: I don't know weather to cry or applaud
[6:52:29 PM] Riki Tsuji: both
[6:52:33 PM] Riki Tsuji: standing ovation
[6:52:48 PM] Slogbait: im standing up and yelling at him to get off the stage
[6:52:49 PM] Slogbait: does that count

[11:25:30 AM] Charlie Neudorf: Sburb OST more like mOST of it is done except for mark's stuff

[3:45:18 PM] Charlie Neudorf: luke what the fuck are you talking about anymore, I am finding it hard to believe you are still discussing cereal

[7:11:32 PM] Mark Nabors: Michael Bowman used to write Bionicle fanfiction, and I will leave it at that.

[2:45:07 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: luke
[2:45:07 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: you should start a cereal critique blog
[2:45:33 PM] Luke (GFD): cereal critique why
[2:45:34 PM] Luke (GFD): im not
[2:45:38 PM] Luke (GFD): a cereal conniseur or anything
[2:45:41 PM] Luke (GFD): however you spell that
[2:45:44 PM] Luke (GFD): i just eat cereal sometimes
[2:47:44 PM] LizaWithAZed: and by sometimes he means constantly
[2:48:08 PM] David Ellis: Like there's never not a bowl of cereal by his side.
[2:48:19 PM] Luke (GFD): right now its a bowl of doritos
[2:48:29 PM] David Ellis: ....covered in milk?
[2:48:53 PM] LizaWithAZed: .....ew
[2:48:55 PM] David Ellis: (That would be so horrible)
[2:49:00 PM] Ryn-Ryn!: new! doritos cereal
[2:49:04 PM] Luke (GFD): im gonna try that later
[2:49:06 PM] Luke (GFD): doritos and milk
[2:49:12 PM] Luke (GFD): i usually drink milk with doritos why not combine them
[2:49:14 PM] Luke (GFD): this will be great

[5:17:00 PM] Samm: Well think about it. What do you say as an outsider looking in with a comic that's concept can't even be explained with a simple synopsis? Like how much time have we had to invest in the comic?
[5:17:18 PM] Will Ascenzo: yeah that's the thing
[5:17:37 PM] Luke (GFD): hasnt read it in 8 months
[5:17:44 PM] Daysi: XD
[5:17:55 PM] Will Ascenzo: to an outsider it's nearly completely impenetrable
[5:18:15 PM] David Ellis: but so are loads of things
[5:18:32 PM] Luke (GFD): like bowmans vag

[3:59:39 PM] Slogbait: sometimes ill have my mp3 player on shuffle and there will be this long string of really intense music for an hour or so and suddenly "dave im going to eat your baby"

[7:12:55 PM] Sarah: we all look at him and say man look at that asshole we love that guy
[7:14:56 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: that's the best summation of nick's relationships with people i've ever heard

[9:58:05 PM] Shia: i leave for ten minutes and the chat is talking about what now
[9:58:06 PM] Shia: no
[9:58:08 PM] Lenny: SHIA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JACKING TO YOU
[9:58:15 PM] robert j! lake: http://mspa.thelove-collective.org/wiki/images/7/79/Rj-is-a-model.gif luke
[9:58:19 PM] robert j! lake: does this make you uncomfortable
[9:58:22 PM] *** Luke (GFD) has left ***
[9:58:26 PM] Jeremy Iamurri: Hahahahahahahaaha
[9:58:28 PM] Will Ascenzo: this chat just falls apart without me doesn't it
[9:58:31 PM] Lenny: Alright we win
[9:58:36 PM] Lenny: hands down that was a victory
[9:58:37 PM] Jeremy Iamurri: RJ
[9:58:41 PM] Jeremy Iamurri: RJ, seriously
[9:58:45 PM] Jeremy Iamurri: That was the funniest thing

[1:38:13 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: im getting a bike that folds up so i can keep it in a suitcase
[1:38:22 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: seems like one of the 4 ways to not get it stolen
[1:38:50 AM] Blueberry: what are the other 3
[1:40:10 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Well, you can keep your bike inside,
[1:40:20 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Or solder it onto your house
[1:40:34 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Or get a really really strong magnet turned on from the inside.
[1:40:43 AM] Elaine Wang: Or you can lock it up like a normal person with a bike lock.

[1:45:21 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: But yeah, a little bit of skunk acid and I'm pretty sure no one will want your bike ever again.
[1:45:39 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Or even be able to approach it if you smear it very hard and every hour.

[2:27:00 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: No, no.
[2:27:12 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Hong Kong has protests, Macau has protests, Taiwan has protests.
[2:27:17 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Mainland China doesn't.
[2:27:25 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Or at least, they get suppressed.
[2:28:00 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: I think the Mainland has protists however. More protists than the other three combined.
[2:29:05 AM] ky: which country has the most protists on earth?
[2:29:43 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Unsure. More research required.
[2:30:46 AM] ky: i think that's one of those questions where how you'd come up with the answer is more interesting than the answer itself

[2:26:04 AM] Slogbait: xzaz you sure do have a fountain of MARVELOUS HAIR GROWING OUT OF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD
[2:26:34 AM] Slogbait: I BET IT FLOWS GRACEFULLY IN THE WIND THE CURLS SLOWLY UNCURLING AND RECURLING IN A MANNER THAT CAUSES EVERYONE WITHIN A 100 MILE RADIUS TO SWOON

[11:28:10 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: damn it will are you watching ancient aliens again
[11:28:47 PM] Will Ascenzo: it's just so terrible i can't not watch it

[4:09:38 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: LuRkIn
[4:09:51 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: My DoGz ThEy B lUrKiN
[4:10:29 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: 101 0001010001
[4:10:48 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: 1 for valid element symbol, 0 otherwise.

[1:58:24 AM] Mark Nabors: "Yeah Ebag's kind of a ghost - so is Bowman, he shows up for a week and then doesn't show up for the rest of the year"
[1:58:24 AM] Mark Nabors: -Nick

[2:39:09 AM] Mark Nabors: skin flute
[2:39:12 AM] Mark Nabors: gin flute
[2:39:15 AM] Mark Nabors: djin flute
[2:39:19 AM] Mark Nabors: pin flute
[2:39:25 AM] Mark Nabors: grin flute
[2:39:30 AM] Mark Nabors: bin flute
[2:39:33 AM] Samm Neiland: I could go for a Gin Flute
[2:39:38 AM] Mark Nabors: ahaha
[2:41:00 AM] Kyle Gregory Jamolin: Bolin flute.
[2:41:11 AM] Lambda Sdfghjk: hi
[2:41:21 AM] Samm Neiland: I like at the mention of Bolin
[2:41:24 AM] Cameron Szabo: Lambda.
[2:41:28 AM] Samm Neiland: Yes
[2:41:29 AM] Mark Nabors: XZAZ NO
[2:41:32 AM] Samm Neiland: Luke comes along
[2:41:40 AM] Samm Neiland: Like the Bolin Signal was activated
[2:41:41 AM] Cameron Szabo: Luke.
[2:41:41 AM] Mark Nabors: do you have Bolin notifications
[2:41:43 AM] Cameron Szabo: You
[2:41:48 AM] Cameron Szabo: Person.

[12:28:30 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: last night i completely and utterly failed at drinking
[12:28:39 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: i got owned by alcohol
[12:29:01 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: i forgot the "beer before liquor" rule, thats an important one, and i also forgot the "slow the hell down" rule
[12:29:39 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: but most importantly i forgot that "if you havent been smoking since before you started drinking, dont spark up immediately after finishing your fourth mixed drink"
[12:30:46 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Ah.
[12:31:07 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: I don't know much about the nuances of alcohol deployment, so I'll take your word for it.
[12:31:15 AM] Blueberry: wow yeah that sounds nasty as hell
[12:31:39 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: the worst part was i was almost done working out my cute lil case of alcohol poisoning
[12:31:48 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: and this guy who is very nice invites me to come pass out on his couch
[12:31:50 AM] Isoraqathedh Zorethan: Huh?
[12:31:55 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: which is on a weird indoor-outdoor porch thing
[12:32:02 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: and he hasn't taken his garbage out in way too long
[12:32:19 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: because every couple hours i was awoken by the sheer foulness of it (also flies) and would have to open it to yak
[12:35:08 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: i totally wouldnt have ended up yarfing if i didnt smoke that doob though, regretsss
[12:37:22 AM] Blueberry: i can hear iso's brain short-circuiting from here
[12:37:37 AM] *** Elaine Wang: snorts. ***
[12:37:58 AM] Elaine Wang: Kali is holding forth on the nuances of using commonly accepted mind-altering substances.
[12:38:01 AM] Elaine Wang: I believe that is Isospeak
[12:38:14 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: ahhh yeah my language when it comes to these matters gets pretty impenetrable
[12:38:33 AM] KALIBRATI☯N: in summation what im basically saying is: drink slow!!!
[12:38:45 AM] Elaine Wang: Yes, drug-drug interactions are "a bitch [sic]".

[12:53:27 AM] Radiation: i made out in a spaceship once
[12:53:44 AM] konec0: you have BEEN on a spaceship?
[12:53:53 AM] Radiation: yeah it was at the boston science museum
[12:53:58 AM] Radiation: it was a replica but
[12:54:02 AM] Radiation: yeah
[12:54:07 AM] konec0: oh.
[12:54:11 AM] konec0: i thought like
[12:54:12 AM] konec0: an
[12:54:16 AM] konec0: Actual Spaceship
[12:54:18 AM] konec0: ...in Space
[12:54:28 AM] konec0: where you picked up some
[12:54:29 AM] konec0: solar
[12:54:31 AM] konec0: Radiation
[12:54:31 AM] konec0: B3
[12:54:32 AM] konec0: ...
[12:54:44 AM] *** konec0: flees ***
[12:55:48 AM] Lambda Sdfghjk: kon
[12:55:50 AM] Lambda Sdfghjk: no
[12:55:52 AM] Lambda Sdfghjk: get out
[12:55:54 AM] Radiation: Get It, because my name's Toby
[12:56:02 AM] Radiation: like tobye macguire
[12:56:04 AM] Radiation: like spider man
[12:56:08 AM] Radiation: got bit by a radioactive spider
[12:56:10 AM] Radiation: it's complicated

[5:31:31 AM] LizaWithAZed: DSAGFJKWSLAGkjSDFLKJSDFHksaF
[5:31:33 AM] LizaWithAZed: sadghAKLSHFAHGKJFGAGH
[5:31:35 AM] LizaWithAZed: ASJKGLFKH;GOWP4ITHGBKBG'
[5:31:49 AM] Samm Neiland: Liza is doing a Keyboard test
[5:31:49 AM] LizaWithAZed: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e26a52n31qek64go1_500.jpg
[5:31:58 AM] Samm Neiland: Awwwwe
[5:32:07 AM] Samm Neiland: Nice gogo boots
[5:32:10 AM] Brad Griffin (Avinoch): Why is she on the ground
[5:32:14 AM] Brad Griffin (Avinoch): did MOBIUS TRIP her
[5:32:18 AM] Samm Neiland: Brad
[5:32:20 AM] LizaWithAZed: ....oh my god
[5:32:21 AM] Samm Neiland: Get out of here
[5:32:24 AM] Samm Neiland: Go to the corner
[5:32:44 AM] *** Brad Griffin (Avinoch) has left ***

[3:21:19 PM] Samm Neiland: "Welcome to Homestuck. If you have any questions, you can reach me at [email protected]. My favourite class is the bard. Have fun."

[9:11:18 PM] Scott (VeritasUnae): have a check o' this (DOES NOT LEAVE THIS CHAT THIS MEANS YOU LUKE)

[8:12:56 PM] Paul: Bill Bolin's Bowl-o-rama
[8:13:18 PM] Paul: The sign is just a spinning picture of him flipping everybody off, with a bowling pin replacing his finger

[7:46:04 AM] *** Luke (GFD): places the one dry froot loop that fell out of the bowl back into the bowl which is now mostly milk but also a bunch of soggy froot loops and watches it slowly moisten ***
[7:46:19 AM] Luke (GFD): yessssss it is assimilating

[2:22:20 PM] Daysi: what does debauchery even mean.
[2:22:47 PM] Yishan: debauchery means well
[2:22:49 PM] Yishan: uhm
[2:22:51 PM] Yishan: what's the word.
[2:22:58 PM] LizaWithAZed: ORGIES

[7:04:55 PM] Elaine Wang: Mark
[7:04:56 PM] Elaine Wang: Go eat
[7:05:20 PM] Elaine Wang: or next time I visit I won't [redacted] [redacted] [DATA EXPUNGED] keyboard.

[3:40:16 PM] Slogbait: when youre on crunch time like that you pour your soul into it and FORCE IT TO BE AS GOOD AS YOU CAN GET IT AFTER BEATING IT INTO SUBMISSION WITH YOUR MIGHTY FISTS
[3:42:40 PM] Slogbait: then when it comes time to present your crunch time project present it like how will smith presented his wife in that one picture
[3:43:12 PM] Slogbait: then put on sunglasses mount your valient steed and ride off into the sunset
[3:43:16 PM] Slogbait: leave a lasting impression
[3:43:18 PM] Slogbait: ye
[3:43:19 PM] Slogbait: yeeee
[3:43:27 PM] Slogbait: this is how i do every school project i ever get ever jsyk
[3:43:45 PM] Slogbait: horse and all

[11:51:36 PM] Luke (GFD): yeah
[11:54:29 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: what.
[11:54:53 PM] Luke (GFD): yeah
[11:55:37 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: what
[11:55:50 PM] Luke (GFD): yeah
[11:56:06 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: what
[11:56:25 PM] Luke (GFD): yeah
[11:56:35 PM] Lambda Sdfghjk: what
[11:56:43 PM] LizaWithAZed: SHUT UP LUKES

[10:00:27 PM] robert j! lake: ZICKZAZ YOU LITERALLY BOOBGROPED HER
[10:00:27 PM] robert j! lake: HOW IS THAT EASIER THNA SAYING hey u wnana wach movie
[10:00:37 PM] Mark Ciocca: rj not everyone is the super player ladies man who lives in sea of sexually starved females

[10:23:05 PM] Luke (GFD): i dont even know how im going to use this mouse to its fullest potential
[10:23:33 PM] robert j! lake: use its insane dpi to convince otherluke to ask out boobsgrope mcgee

[7:54:43 PM] LizaWithAZed: you shouldn't need a condom or boobs for group study
[7:54:56 PM] LizaWithAZed: unless school has changed a LOT in the past 15 years
[7:55:26 PM] LizaWithAZed: ......that's getting put on tumblr out of context as I speak isn't it?

[7:00:06 PM] Luke (GFD): they only communicate through IM and groping

[11:46:18 PM] Mark Ciocca: What needs to be done is to bring back Flipnote (the lost gem of the DSi), combine it with Swapnote, and adding the result to the Wii U with Miiverse support
[11:46:42 PM] Luke (GFD): did you mean: pictochat
[11:47:06 PM] Mark Ciocca: no
[11:47:17 PM] Luke (GFD): showing results for: pictochat