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- >Morningtime of being filly in Equestria
- >You're running out of ways to start your mental thought processes
- >The fact that last night's sleepover did not include sleep is not helping
- >You're just glad that you took over the tea-making duties before they did
- >Repeat incidents of the ashen juice are far from acceptable
- >Though the sleepover wasn't a total bust
- >Half way through what was supposed to be torture you started planning the long game
- >They're all so friendly here, those three would be perfect scapegoats for more extreme pranks
- >But enough evil plans that have a chance to backfire, back to current time
- >The fillies are gone and you are exhausted
- >Curse this small body and its limits
- >When you were the one and only Anon, and human, you could go four days without rest!
- >You glance your tired eyes to Anon as he sits upon the living room couch, reading a trashy magazine
- >Scratch that, he's napping
- >...damn, that looks comfortable
- >Maybe he wouldn't mind if...?
- >Wait, of course he wouldn't mind, you're adorable and you wouldn't mind
- >You sneakily creep up on Anon with the stealth of a thousand cats
- >Or one clumsy unicorn
- >Slowly, you lift yourself onto the couch next to him, and very very slowly place one hoof on his lap
- >You keep constant vigilance on your human counterpart to make sure that you have plausible deniability if he wakes
- >When his breathing hitches a little, you freeze
- >It slowly returns and you release the breath you didn't notice you were holding
- >Slowly working yourself onto the golden land of lap takes but minutes but it feels like hours
- >Those anime lap-pillows were onto something, this shit is one of the comfiest places you've been in
- >Once fully settled, you slowly drift off to sleep
- >Bliss achieved
- >Be Morningtime Anon, Equestria's grumpiest biped
- >You're going to have to be more careful of when you instigate these sleepovers
- >Or at least have more cider
- >You did not sleep a wink
- >Who knew that those three fillies would be so loud all night?
- >Clearly not you
- >Rarity did not help your state when she absolutely insisted on a spa trip later to "clear up those bags under your eyes, darling!" when she picked up Sweetie Belle
- >At least AJ and Dash had the courtesy of taking their fillies with some semblance of speed
- >You are alone with Nonny, and by god does that couch look comfy
- >And that tabloid that you were reading just last week is sitting within reaching distance of your spot
- >Gotta have some way to deter her from getting you back quickly
- >Sitting down and snatching it up, you promptly fall asleep
- >Or at least you would if Nonny wasn't trying to do something
- >You'd do something after that fiasco, wouldn't you?
- >You keep your eyes closed in a blissful near sleep state, waiting for the other proverbial shoe to drop
- >It doesn't take long, you feel her slowly tap your leg with her hoof
- >Surprising, you thought she'd go for the magic route after all those lessons with purple
- >But not as surprising as when she crawls onto your lap very slowly
- >Like she's not trying to wake you...?
- >Oh fuck that's adorable
- >You wait for her breathing to stabilize before you open an eye
- >This is the cutest thing you've ever seen
- >The filly is sleeping on your lap like a cat
- >You wish you had a camera ready
- >But seeing it is enough for now
- >You reach a hand up, and start gently stroking her mane and coat
- >You're glad you don't have anything you have to get done today
- >Even if you did, you weren't gonna do it
- >The ponies would probably understand
- >You slowly drift off yourself, content with the feel of Nonny's soft fur and mane
- >Bliss achieved
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