Fluffy Saarebas

>You are an Arvaarad of the Qunari
>Sworn to defend all against the dangers of mages, Saarebas
>Your Saarebas was recently lost
>After days of searching you finally find him
>He wound up on a beach somewhere and burned himself to death
>The Arishok is not pleased
>You are given a new Saarebas to look after
>Qunari gueads lead in a tiny fluffy creature on a leash
>Looks up at you "fwiend?"
>You would ask if this is a joke, but Qunari do not have jokes
>The Arishok explains that these fluffy creatures were recently discovered by the Qun
>They seem to possess intelligence, but limited
>When asked if they would join the mighty Qun or die they responded "Huggles!", Which the Qun took to mean yes
>Fluffy ponies accepted into Qun
>Everything went better than expected
>Not quite. Turns out the little horned ones are Saarebas, albeit incredibly weak ones. As such they must have an Arvaarad to act as their jailer
>You are chosen for that duty
>This entire time the little creature has been mewling up at you shouting for 'sketties' and 'ball'.
>*sigh*
>Well it can't get anyworse
>You head to walk out before Arishok stops you
>Since these Saarebas are so weak, they don't need a jailor for each one. As such you have been given the task of being Arvaraad for all the fluffy Saarebas
>An entire Karataam of fluffy ponies on leashes rush towards you
>It's a cacophony of "pway","want sketties","you mah daddeh?","fwuffy make poopies", "no smell pwetty!","no wike weash!", "wanna fight da dwagons!"
>*sigh*
>Think you might know why your last Saarebas burned himself to death