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/smg/ Salt Mining General

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The salt mining industry is in a new Golden Age. There's plenty for all. Post salt from any website. Plebbit tends to have the highest yields.

An anon's salt compilation: https://youtu.be/ZcTZaV9iNhI

EMERGENCY SERVICE ALERTS:
- The newly discovered r/somethingiswrong2024 mines present severe salt hazards. Conditions are highly volatile, and entry is currently restricted to mining personnel with Level 4 Clearance or higher.
- Critical levels of sodium overdose have been reported among anons venturing into the r/4bmovement mines. Salt levels are at hazardous levels. Avoid entry unless absolutely necessary.

CAUTIONARY SERVICE NOTICES:
- The zoomer hate mines are still seeing major salt surges. Navigate with caution.
- Salt levels remain high in the r/TwoXChromosomes mines, with occasional cave-ins reported. Expect elevated atmospheric salt levels.

>SALT GIGA-ARCHIVES, get them while you still can
https://pastebin.com/Ub5fTi5F

>election meltdown videos
https://pastebin.com/g8fjc0Yh

>known plebbit salt mines
https://pastebin.com/mQai5wzR

>NEWLY DISCOVERED SALT MINES
>satellites stole my election
r/somethingiswrong2024
r/2024electionaudit
>leftoids declare war on zoomers
r/FuckYouZoomer
r/GenZ
>women appropriate MGTOW
r/4bmovement
r/femaleseparatists
>other salt mines
r/ClimateOffensive
r/ForwardsFromKlandma
r/rant
r/Teachers

>discover new plebbit salt mines
https://anvaka.github.io/map-of-reddit/
any of the main subreddits
any of the state and city subreddits

>other salt sources
https://pastebin.com/H3YYbf9b

>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI0x0KYChq4

>hype theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePpvPI1eCIo

>OP template
https://pastebin.com/WEGxxwqG

last bread
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