Florida man commits suicide, 47 year old jeffrey huchkins filmed himself jumping out of a plane to prove to the world that fall damage was just a lie spread by the government, every day, we stray further from god,

Control, alt, up, exists, 4th graders,

Comedian known for playing president on TV wins Ukrainian election, just like the simulations,

Jesus, I’m making miracles helping people and all my disciples love me, what could go wrong, judas, I’m about to end this man’s whole career,

Jesus, dies on a cross, christians, paddy’s pub, egg,

Me, sees something slightly sexual past 1 am, dick,

World war one, happened, hitler, let’s do that again,

Ahoy boysponge me bob, I have injected black tar heroin into my left testicle and will die in a matter of minutes argargargargargargargargh,

Real nibbas, still be grinding, webkinz, anytime, anywhere,

Are you leaving the brain already, we need to go down immediately, she’s taking off her clothes, blood, back so soon, she said, bend over,

This guy dresses up as his mom to buy alcohol, illusion 100,

Me, takes out phone to check time, me, five seconds later, wait what time is it, my brain, good question,

When you’re 9 years old and discover you can get boners, yeet found a pp up,

We fucking on the ben 10 bed tonight,

He never uses a gun, he run, but most important, he love his son,

Nibbas discussing basketball, nibbas discussing whether it s gay to fuck james charles,

Ejaculation is murder, wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind,

These bitches can’t stand me, so I stand on these bitches,

Hey guys, it’s national breathing day, like this image to breathe instantly,

Anti vaxxers sues son for getting vaccinated, white people,

Let me guess, your home, at least it was before I fucked everything up,

Man shouts fuck that alligator, jumps into lake and is killed by alligator, redneck 100,

Sew one button, doesn’t make you a tailor, cook one meal doesn’t make you a chef, but fuck one horse and you are a horse fucker for all of history,

Karen you whore release me, from this tasty milk chocolate bunny,


Anime girls in glasses look so cute,

When you kept playing minecraft even in 2014, they called me a madman,

Are you going to sleep, yes I am, it’s 4am, now shut up, you should masturbate, shiiid might as well,

Jesus, dies on a cross, christians,

Me, what’s 1-2, second grade nibbas, you can’t do that,

We should burn Greece to get assign’s creed, odyssey for free,

Pewdiepie uploads happy wheels, sky does minecraft uploads minecraft again, dan TDM uploads minecraft mod review, inner 9 year old me,

Anime girls in glasses look so cute,

Wife, baby, i’m pregnant, ah shit, here we go again,

Woah, this is worthless,

Nobody, wish.com, $12,

Billie eillish, she’s broken, that song title is so clever what the hell, it probably would’ve taken me three years to come up with a song that clever, I love how the title says she’s broken says he’s okay,

It actually says, heok, and that is the sound that goofy makes,

How to make yourself colorblind,

The disgusting video still playing, me after I’ve jerked off,

When an ugly bitch post, who up,

Can I touch your wenis, haha it’s the skin on your elbow,

I keep a fruit sticker on the top of my head so that if a cannibal ever eats me he’ll have to peel the sticker off first, giving me time to escape, top 15 most intelligent anime characters ever,

Hamburger, ham ham ham, bur bur bur, ger ger ger, hambur, burgerham, hamger, gerburger, you, uuuuu, ur, geru,

The cia can spy on you through your phone, the cya can access your car’s computer and kill you at any time, I sleep, nibba the new veggie tales season just dropped,

Second graders when they lift 3 chairs at once to help the teacher,

Me, mom, am I beautiful, my mom, like a prince, the prince,

When you go to look up food porn but it autocorrects to good porn, we don’t make mistakes we just have happy accidents,

Education is important but fortnite is importanter, I need a weapon,

Burglar finds kiddie porn while robbing house, calls cops on homeowners, wait, that’s illegal, but it’s honest work,

When your rated safest car because you can’t go fast enough to kill anybody, laughs in prius,

Me, locks door, my brain, doubt,

Go fund me, bans anti-vaxxer fundraisers, every day we stray closer to god,

Me being rude to someone and realizing it later,

Look at that new car, If only I could afford a car, I wish I had a bike, weed is just spicy grass,

High school student arrested after trying WWE wrestler’s RKO finishing move on principal, gianny Sosa,

google, Is this a street sign,

My voice in my head, my voice in a recording,

Boby shmurda, trump, putin,

Ejaculation is murder, wake up in the morning, I go murder on my mind,

Anti-vaxxers are now refusing to vaccinate their dogs, that’s it, you just lost your brain privileges,

90 year old vaccinated person, dies, anti-vaxxers, it’s those damn vaccines,

Are you leaving the brain already, we need to go down immediately, she said she like minecraft, blood,

Any school be like, the whole school, a wall of slow ass thots, getting to class on time,

ASMR eating an apple,

Nobody, life hack youtubers,

Dear lads, please try to pee inside the toilet, not on our next to it, it will be much appreciated, please urinate with precision and elegance,

No one, nibbas on ebay, wyatt earp pistol shaped hot cheeto, 900 dollars,

Just a tiny fart, nobody will hear it, ass,

Everyone, monsters live under your bed, me, an intellectual,

Anti-vaxxer sues son for getting vaccinated, white people,


1/10 dentists, don’t recommend colgate, colgate, then you shall die,

Me, makes a slightly racist joke at dinner, my mom, my sister, my autistic cousin, my aunt, my uncle, my dad,

When your having threesome with your friend and girl and he starts putting his dick in your add, big smoke, it’s me, carl, chill, chill,

6 year old me defeating that imaginary enemy with a stick I found in the garden, know our fucking place, trash,

How my voice sounds in my head, how it sounds when it’s on a recording,

No internet, slow internet,

The whole school, a wall of slow ass thots, getting to class on time,

Me, waves at someone who was waving at someone behind me, me at 1 am that night, shame,

He is risen, toledo grace brethren church,

Nailed it, defend your answer, answer, sarge I don’t know how much longer we can hold them,

Teenage girls, posting shit on their instagram sotries, doing legit anything to combat the issue they post about, donating to organizations trying to make a difference, volunteering,

Nobody, lifehack youtubers,

Kid, mom I’m sick can we get medicine, anti-vaxx mom, no we have medicine at home, medicine at home, oils,

How my voice sounds in my head, how it sounds when it’s on a recording,

The truth is under this paper, any schumer is not funny, the truth is under paper,

I always go to the register with the cutest cashier, self checkout,

Her, I bet he’s thinking about another women, him, if oil is made from dinosaur fossils and plastic is made from oil, plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs,

Any free trial, me, enter your credit card info,

90 year old vaccinated person dies, anti vaxxers, it’s those damn vaccines,

No one, Chinese girl born between 1979 and 2015, Pablo, why aren’t we alive,

There should be a zoo of drunk white people doing stupid shit, it’s called florida,

Jesus on the 3rd day, ah shit, here we go again,

Pornhub, a website that has a friendlier comment section than youtube does, me asking for help on homework, youtube, me, do any of you know the answer to 3x plus 2 equals 14, fortfag01, figure it out your fucking retard, me, fuck this site, I’m going to pornhub where I can get some real help, pornhub, me, do any of you know the answer to 3x plus 2 equals 14, felchgod69, oh year the answer is just x equals 4, me, thanks,

Are you leaving the brain already, we need to go down immediately, she’s taking off her clothes, blood, back so soon,  her pp is bigger than mine,

 Are you going to sleep, yes I am, it’s 4am now shut up, you should masturbate, shiiid might as well,

Student, takes out pack of gum, rest of the school, now all of china knows you’re here,

Character in a modern sitcom literally breathes, laugh track nibbas,

Me, all you have to do is just press the home button and the phone turns on, easy right, my grandpa,

Education is important but fortnite is importanter, I need a weapon,

God my tits are nice, the only problem is I’m a dude, they had is in the first half not gonna lie,

When that dumb bitch peach got kidnapped again and you gotta risk your life to save her, ah shit, here we go again,

The disgusting video still playing, me after I’ve jerked off,

When the church decides to commemorate jesus dying on the 19th and his resurrection on the 21ar so they can have 4/20 while he’s dead, see, I pulled a sneaky on ya,

Me, does literally anything, my mom, searching for problems,

When you skip the tutorial section, blonde woman tries to foul up a Tesla model s with gas,

Nobody, antique mall, holy bible signed copy,

Jesus, dies on the cross, pharisees, thank god, we’re never going to see him again, jesus, 3 days later, you fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders,

Your son is a good student, however,

Are you leaving the brain already, we need to go down immediately, she’s taking of her clothes, blood, back so soon, she said she doesn’t like garlic bread,

No one, absolutely no one, pornhub, if you die during an orgasm, you’re coming an going at the same time,

Is that a higher res image of the perhaps cow, perhaps,

1st graders, rain rain go away come again another day, rain,

Girls, guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting, guys, halo theme song performed by 80 guys in one bathroom,

Well-written structed original joke, white moms, my room is not a mess, it’s an obstacle, course designed to keep me fit, wheeze white moms,


When you’re at the last supper and jesus says that someone here will betray him,

1/10 dentist, don’t recommend colgate, colgate, then you shall die,

Me, waves at someone who was waving at someone behind me, me at 1 am that night, shame,

Roses are red, I like to whistle, cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol,

I’ll drink one beer then I’m coming home, 8 hours later, man arrested for everything,

No one, ricardo milos, I’m about to end this man’s heterosexuality,

New, jesus viagra makes your rise three days later, everyday we stray further from god,

Someone you can’t make memes out of surgery questions, me, strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, strongly disagree,

If you’re a junior your mochas probably moaned your name during sex, jesus christ has left the chat,

No one, my eyes,