Odd Haiku [1/14/21]

Seventeen-syllable horseplay /// Furtive Labors

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An odd haiku involving belches of considerable merit

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An odd haiku involving souvenir postcards from fields of dead grass

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An odd haiku involving space-war surplus stores with cut-rate death rays

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An odd haiku involving MMA bouts between newborn babies

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An odd haiku involving robots with forlorn facial expressions

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An odd haiku involving body odor that causes plants to die

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An odd haiku involving high-noon raygun duels in lawless moon-towns

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An odd haiku involving Prozac plug-ins for disconsolate droids

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An odd haiku involving a 5K fun run to fight syphilis

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An odd haiku involving Wienermobile-related traffic deaths

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An odd haiku involving a feces-spattered salad bar sneeze guard

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An odd haiku involving giant-size joke sunglasses on corpses

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An odd haiku involving ferocious mosh pits at Enya concerts

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An odd haiku involving hands-free pinball played with psychic powers

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An odd haiku involving out-of-body journeys to burger joints

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An odd haiku involving parallel universe travel brochures

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An odd haiku involving well-to-do robots with people for pets

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An odd haiku involving zero-g pinball in deep-space arcades

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An odd haiku involving an aerosol spray that dispels specters

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An odd haiku involving a flame-engulfed corpse running for mayor

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An odd haiku involving grade-school field trips to death-metal concerts

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An odd haiku involving Eyes Wide Shut orgy scene blooper outtakes

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An odd haiku involving starships built from old pinball machine parts

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An odd haiku involving profanity-filled hate mail for Santa

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An odd haiku involving hippie astronauts in paisley spacesuits

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An odd haiku involving prudent, sensible uses for death rays

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An odd haiku involving binary-code sermons of robot priests

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An odd haiku involving snowball fights with nuclear-fallout ash

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An odd haiku involving Sunday picnics ruined by killer robots

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An odd haiku involving postage stamps that send letters to the past

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An odd haiku involving filet mignon food fights at posh prep schools

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An odd haiku involving pinball in parkas in igloo arcades

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An odd haiku involving corpses unearthed during Easter egg hunts

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An odd haiku involving eulogies that mention “jumbo knockers”

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An odd haiku involving moon tourists in Hawaiian-print spacesuits

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An odd haiku involving Double Dutch with a dead man’s intestines

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An odd haiku involving a starship powered by ducks on treadmills

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An odd haiku involving whoopee-cushion pranks at armistice talks

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An odd haiku involving discount limbs at cyborg surplus depots

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An odd haiku involving bench-clearing brawls at T-ball tournaments

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An odd haiku involving a New Age gym for mind-bodybuilders

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An odd haiku involving third-eye clinics for those with blurred visions

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An odd haiku involving human exhibits at alien zoos

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An odd haiku involving robot dogs barking radio static

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An odd haiku involving cloud merchants peddling cut-rate cumulus

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An odd haiku involving laminated death-cult membership cards

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An odd haiku involving beatnik-speak plug-ins for unhip androids

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An odd haiku involving ouija boards that spell out only swear words

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An odd haiku involving protective eyewear for chainsaw slayings

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An odd haiku involving troubled teen droids hooked on digital drugs

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An odd haiku involving future thrift stores with secondhand spacesuits

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An odd haiku involving posh future spas with robot-led yoga

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An odd haiku involving thoughtful Yelp reviews of street prostitutes

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An odd haiku involving Bible verses that mention lobster bibs

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An odd haiku involving subroutine pills for gravely ill androids

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An odd haiku involving a blatantly stoned daycare provider

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An odd haiku involving flying saucer lanes on future highways

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An odd haiku involving robots in low-cut strapless evening gowns

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An odd haiku involving an amputation-based weight loss program

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An odd haiku involving a psychotic heavily armed toddler

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An odd haiku involving fecal-incontinence-causing ray guns

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An odd haiku involving a bloody brawl at a New Age expo

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An odd haiku involving a pinball machine found floating in space

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An odd haiku involving a flamethrower prank gone horribly wrong

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An odd haiku involving human corpses at rock-bottom prices

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An odd haiku involving sad lonely men slow-dancing with robots

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An odd haiku involving brazen acts of public urination

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An odd haiku involving noteworthy androids of antiquity

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An odd haiku involving a Nobel Prize for downright bad manners

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An odd haiku involving a Boy Scout merit badge for bong repair

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An odd haiku involving a rest home for antiquated androids

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An odd haiku involving a space shuttle demolition derby

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An odd haiku involving a petting zoo with only centipedes

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An odd haiku involving a baby born with a bouffant hairdo

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An odd haiku involving boxy metal robots in bikinis