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- Hello and welcome to my shower thoughts!
- I must warn you though, some thoughts are probably just stupid or just incredibly awesome.
- ---Unlimited Energy---
- So I had this crazy idea. So maybe one day when we invent teleporters, we could create a cylindrical chamber and and open two teleporters, one on the top, and one on the bottom, and then have a mechanical arm drop a huge ball of water down one teleporter. So you see, what happens is that it will pass through the one at the bottom and then it will pass through the top because they are connected, and this will continue forever. Each time the ball of water falls, the speed will increase, and so will the kinetic energy. And then we can place two energy absorbers near the edges of the portals so they will absorb the kinetic energy of the water and then store it as electricity. Of course, we'll first need to invent the teleporter and then the energy absorber, but this might just work! This might be the answer to unlimited energy!
- ---If I ever meet a Genie---
- So yes I watched Aladdin. (It was nice you should watch it)
- If I ever meet a Genie, and he can grant me three wishes (except making someone fall in love, asking for more wishes, killing someone or bringing back the dead of course), the first wish will be to create me another genie, but, this genie only works for me (that is if other people steal the lamp they wont be able to have him), and he has unlimited wishes and no rules, and I can call him through my mind without having to rub his lamp, and if the lamp ever gets stolen or something he can still come to me. And then for my second wish, I will set him free.
- Pretty Cool right? I mean that genie is free, and then I have this "Modded" Genie who can grant me unlimited wishes. Now, I know what you are thinking. You might be asking, why don't I wish to become a genie, but without the handcuffs? (meaning I don't have to serve someone else, I can do what I want whenever I want.) Well, so I've been thinking about that, and well lets say if you want to do something really powerful, like, um, make a new element or something. Well, I was thinking, why not get someone else to do it for me?
- Then again you might think I'm selfish, but then since I have unlimited wishes, I could reconsider, and then do that idea listed above, but I still think having someone else is better, since you can always change your mind. you know, a friend, or someone who is there to listen to you blabbering about nonsense to just keep you happy without letting you down. :)
- And then I will be able to do anything! Wanna cure cancer? gone in a flash! wanna get rid of COVID 19? sure! wanna banish all vegetable soups from this world? Done! Wanna reduce the price of apple products to $1.99? Buy one get a billion air pods and iPhone spare screens for free!
- *mic drop*
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