RLS (Funny XD) part 1

*PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Eza: cholera, to był niezły pierd, wait i have to talk in english or else no one will understand what im saying to myself like a psycho (ha ha guys get it i broke the 4th wall)
Eza: anyways my friend neuron from randomness told me today i was going to be lucky so im gonna buy the lotery
Eza: omg i won this is so cool im gonna go spend all this money in making a randomness meetup instead of using it myself for my real life

3 months later, in a plane...

Eza: i can't believe that so few people came to a free trip with their online friends, i guess some people just have a life
Joki: well eza you did it you got us all together in a beach trip to hawaii now what
Croci: i wanted to have the window sit but tap pushed me when i was boarding
Tap: fuck you whore we like debate club we like debate club we like debate club we like debate club
Spoon: why is tap wearing a mask tho
Joki: he said that he didnt want any of us to see his face so we dont dox him
No one:
Julie: caca
Barto: che julie cerra la boca o te violo
Julie:   :)

Somewhere else in the plane:

Girl who serves stuff to people in a plane: SIR YOU CANT ASK FOR THAT AS SNACK!!!!
Ikari: why can't i get some cum for fuck sake im just hungry for some of that white gold you feel me? now put yourr futa dick in my mouth and let me drink
Materol: omg can you shut up you fucking faggot?
Barto: haha but you drank your own cum didnt you? you like cock you little faggot yeah you do haha lets have sex .

Later on the hotel:

Eza: oh yeah come at 7 to the hotel restaurant i reserved the hotel just for us
Julie: i doubt they will do anything else, like only 4 of us are going to the beach now the rest are so socially awkward they wont come out their rooms.
Setter: yeah you have a fair point

Le neuron appears in the restaurant

neuron: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507301944063426561/624268392974516225/images.jpeg

Le neuron takes out a bottle that says love sex funny potion haha cringe and pours it in the jar of gamer girl juice

Neuron: ha ha

Later at 7 PM

Everyone: oh boy i sure im thristy i have dry ass lips
Joki: eza wtf is this, why is every single drink named gamer girl juice
Eza: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › shrug
Ikari: who cares im thirsty because i didnt get any cum in the plane
Croci: WTF this tastes like piss, is it piss, IS IT MOTHERFUCKING PISS
Vechi: how do you know how piss tastes like? have you tried it before... OMG IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PISS
Eza: i swear the gamer girl juice thing was just a funny joke, i saw the waiters serving normal drink
Materol: well my tummy hurts now retard so go fuck yourself im going to my room to call for my mum

Later in the night on Joki's bedroom:
*julie opens the door*
Joki: que queres!! no ves que estoy dormido
*julie falls and coughs*
Julie: joki... cough* joki i need you to...
Joki: what do you need julie!? do i call an ambulance for mi amigo ecuatoriano, er sorry i meant do i call an ambulance for you???
Julie: i need you to take a photo of my braga idiota...
Joki: :flushed: julie i didn't know you felt that way for me i am just a humble guy i sell Lamp Oil, Rope Bombs! You Want It? Its yours my frind as long as you have enough rupees.
*julie grabs joki's pant*
Joki: Sorry Julie, I can't give you cock come back when you'r a little MMMMM taller.
*barto comes banging throught the door*
Barto: YO JULIE DIDN'T I TELL YOU QUE TE IBA A VIOLAR?????
*they had sex the end, barto used the ass because he is kinda gay tho*

Somewhere else in the hotel eza woke up to some strange sound
Eza: why am i hearing someone make fucking car sounds at 4 AM im going to get so mad omg
*eza goes into the hallway and ends up in tiger's room where someone can be heard making car noises*
Eza: i gently open the door
Croci: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOM
*croci and tiger are naked on the bed having the lesbian sex (croci is doing stuff :robert:)*

30 minutes before

Croci: what the fuck is going on outside??? who is yelling in spanish????
*croci goes outside and finds joki's door open, she peeks inside just to see what's going on and sees joki and barto having sex with julie*
Croci: AAAH----
*tiger puts her hand in croci's mouth so she cant scream, and out of fear croci bites her hand*
Croci: oh im so sorry tiger i didn't know it was you
Tiger: dont worry about it, what are you doing anyways???
Croci: i got woken up by them and i got really surprised
Tiger: well if you cant sleep you can come to my room upstairs
Croci: if it can't be heard in your room why are you here at 3:30 AM
Tiger: :stares:
Croci: why did you say "stares"
Tiger: wanna come to my room or nah?

Tiger's room: 3:42 t - 12 minutes until sex
Croci: i still can't sleep but i guess this is like having a sleep over
Tiger: i like sleep overs (proof)-> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/411587627775426570/626162469227724820/unknown.png
Tiger: if you can sleep we can play something i have some cards, you know how to play?
Croci: no

*they sit down on the bed and take out the cards*

Croci: what can we play if idk how to play anything...
Tiger: strip poker... hahaha jk jk
Croci: *blush* okay...
Tiger: okay... uwu... we take one card each and the one with the lowest card has to take out a piece of clothe
*tiger draws a 3 and croci a Q*
Tiger: wow starting good
*tiger gets rid of her socks (tiger sleeps with socks :/) and takes another card*
Croci: cute feet owo
Tiger: WHAT??
Croci: nothing...
*croci flips her card and gets a 9 while tiger gets a 5*
Croci: VROOOOOOM!!
Tiger: why did you say vrooom...
Croci: that's what i say when im excited, now get rid of more clothes
*tiger removes her shirt and croci start sweating*
Tiger: are you okay croci?
Croci: i-i dont know i havent felt well since i drank that thing back in the dinner and now i fell so hot... im sorry for ruining the game but i will undress i can't bare it anymore...
Tiger: oh... maybe this will make you feel better
*tiger kisses croci in the mouth with tongue in a sexy kiss by 2 girls...*
Croci: tiger i didnt know you felt that way for me
Tiger: bruh we have literally played stript poker what are you own about??
*they do the funny sex to eachother until eza comes over*
Eza: uhhhh... i think i should leave bye
Croci: EZA WAIT!!!!!!
Eza: yes??? are you going to ask me to join????
Croci: no i just wanted you to not tell anyone...
Eza: uhhh okay sorry...
Croci: well i guess you can join but idk if tiger would be okay with that.
*tiger pulls out a strap on with a massive dildo*
Tiger: are you joking ?! we have to fill you up!!

In the morning
Materol: why is everyone locked up in their rooms!!! what a bunch of faggots i wanna go have breakfast
Ikari: pssst hey mat come over here
Materol: what do you want faggot it better be gooo....
*ikari opens up the door to show himself completly naked with his room in the background turned into a sex chamber with tap in an spandex suit and vechi crying while laying tied naked to the bed
Materol: OMG WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING IMMA OUT OF HERE THIS IS SO GROSS
*ikari handcuffs mat to the door*
Ikari: you are not going anywhere until our queen arrives
Materol: WHAT QUEEN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
Fossil: it is I the cuckqueen
*Fossil comes in while infused licks his feet*
Materol: WTF IS GOING ON, and btw doesnt cucking sound better???
Infused: SHUT UP PLEB YOU ARE MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE QUEEN
*ikari and infused sedate mat with choloroform and tie him to the bed next to vechi*

What will happen???? find out in part 2!!! (yes im blue balling you hahaha get mad)