Tenure of the species Felis Catus thus establishes the verity of your flamboyancy. In addition to originating as an individual from an ethnic background consisting of persons whom ordain the practice of producing and packaging a brown flavored confectionary, I find myself in disgust with your continued subsistence. I find that these practices associated with your continued consumption of highly seasoned, minced meat in addition to fermented starch materials consisting of ethyl alcohol to be the root of this problem.