Vogon Poetry

Only the finest of Vogon Poetry to crush your soul and tease your melancholy

Cruising
It was a clear and crisp night as the young man wandered down the lonely country road, he thought.
Of the past, a lovely girl that he left behind.
Of the future, another woman he must find.
Of the present....
Headlights appear on the horizon
"Finally a ride" he thinks
He cocks his thumb out as the careens down upon him and screeches to a halt in front of him.  He hops into the sleek black Cadillac.
And it speeds off into the dead of night.

Deep + Dark
Hidden+ Not Shown
Keep it covered
No One should know
Only for yourself

Ashamed + Not Proud
Shouldn't have happened
Can't take it back
Learn to live on

Dirty + Not Clean
Thoughts keep Coming
Am I the only one

Gone
Because another Day's passed
Hope to god
It's not near the last
Where to be?
When the next comes 'round
In the city on sin?
Not the one under ground
	(Dis, I would not miss)
Maybe forward instead of
Backwards this time
though each year's a vintage, still
I've tasted better wine.

4/15/5
The open road calls my name, Though it promises no fame
To far off cities I must go, What's there for me, don't know
But still I must travel on Just following the setting sun
Let it Lead where it may, Hopefully towards a sunny day
Although with no darkness some flowers don't bloom, So sometimes I'll follow the moon
It's path less clear and often hazy, I just hope it doesn't lead me crazy
Though I only follow what I can see, I know others have ventured before me
In their footsteps I will tread, Till the day I end up dead

4/16/5
Standing on the edge of a cliff
and wondering if
I can risk it all
only to fall
or if I try
can I fly
Maybe life's forces will pull me down
all the way till I hit the ground
I cannot foresee the outcome good or bad
cannot judge by past failures or successes I've had
All I can say with any certainty
Is staying here is no good for me

4/17/5 My life is like....
A little boy
	in a foreign land, not knowing where he's going or even where he stands
A song
	with no beat, Hard to find a reason to clap or stomp your feet
A traveler
	at a bus station just wasting time til reaching his final destination
A turtle
	stuck on it's back laying defenseless and open; awaiting attack
A story
	with no end hopefully ill get to share it with a dear friend

  S&D
I was there, you never showed
though no directions gave, I thought you'd know
Now time has passed, gotta hit the road
I've been where I going, nowhere new will I go

I thought we'd hang, together we'd swing
boy was I wrong, and sorry at that

Now I'm here, came to see you
But you seem entrapped in an unhappy life
I'd wished you the best and wished your relationship had grew
Still, against all reason I'd still make you my wlife

555 aka  Sitting on a street corner in Birmingham
Cars flying by, some stopping
but never-ending,
Don't know where they're going.
Hell! I don't even know where I am
I'm waiting for a familiar face to came and get me
and take me away from this plaza called Century
I hope she arrives sooner than later
that is later than my alternator
of which Sears ordered the wrong size
asking me would have been wise
so now I wait tile the job is done
then I can get on the road and have some more fun
but in reality my life's light is always green
It's always a good time to go is what I mean.

All Lanes Closed
Totally gridlocked, no one's getting through
I riding the clutch, watching what people do
drowning in this sea of cars, going to The City
Anyone with a schedule to maintain i do pity
'cause we're all swimming nowhere fast
any slower and we'd be in the past
If only I had someone here to help pass the time
anyone to laugh or play with would be sublime
So alone I will continue to crawl along
if this were a show, I would pound a gong
and this traffic act, would be dragged from the stage
then I would be able to go on to life's next page




If you read this all the way through, I hope you at least got a giggle out of it.

These were all sincerely written by me 14-18 years ago they were sooo bad, I was so immature.

but thank you for reading them, they are free use *like me* so do with them what you please