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- Earth, birthplace of the human race,
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- a species much like our own,
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- capable of great compassion
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- and great violence.
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- For in our quest to protect the humans,
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- a deeper revelation dawns.
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- Our worlds have met before.
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- 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,976
- - Newsflash from the BBC.
- - Breaking news out of Shanghai.
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- 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:26,105
- There's been a major toxic spill
- in the Shanghai factory district.
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- We're staying
- on top of this developing story for you.
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- 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:31,861
- We will bring you
- any new information as we get it.
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- 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,118
- NEST Seahawks approaching target.
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- 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:42,580
- Three minutes
- until evacuation is complete, sir.
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- 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,709
- Chinese airspace has been locked
- and sealed, one-mile radius.
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- 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,836
- All right, give NEST team the go.
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- 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,713
- Black Hawks, you're clear to land.
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- 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:55,051
- Ding-a-ling!
- Come out and get your ice cream.
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- 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,599
- Any bad robot out there
- better get ready for an ass-whupping.
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- 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:10,941
- For the last two years,
- an advance team of new Autobots
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- has taken refuge here
- under my command.
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- 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,197
- Arcees, get ready to launch.
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- 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,823
- We're locked and loaded.
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- 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:21,952
- Together, we form an alliance
- with the humans,
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- a secret but brave squad of soldiers.
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- All right, listen up. China's cover story
- on this one is "toxic spill."
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- They had to evac the area
- for search and rescue.
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- 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:33,130
- This makes six enemy contacts
- in eight months.
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- We gotta make sure this one does not
- get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.
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- A classified strike team called NEST.
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- We hunt for what remains
- of our Decepticon foes
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- hiding in different countries
- around the globe.
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- 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:48,938
- Roll in Alpha through Echo now.
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- Move out! Let's go!
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- All right, Ironhide.
- We got echoes. They're close.
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- Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.
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- He's here. I smell him.
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- It's close. It's getting closer.
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- - Oh, no.
- - What have you got?
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- Thermal ripple.
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- Right, everybody, be steady.
- We're right on top of it.
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- Eagle niner!
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- 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,192
- I need an energy proton.
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- 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,875
- Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!
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- 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,377
- Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
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- Dog 1, now we are engaging.
- 46
- 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:47,806
- We got a second Decepticon.
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- Arcee twins! Target coming your way!
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- I got him, I got him!
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- I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right.
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- - This is combat, man.
- - Total brain freeze, man.
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- 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,647
- What's wrong with you?
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- Bring in Sideswipe!
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- Clear a path!
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- Damn, I'm good!
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- Air support, we need Big Buddha
- to deliver the drop now!
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- Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.
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- Clear to drop in
- five, four, three, two, one.
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- Autobots, I'm in pursuit!
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- Pull over!
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- Punk-ass Decepticon!
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- Any last words?
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- This is not your planet to rule!
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- The Fallen shall rise again.
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- That doesn't sound good.
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- Not today.
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- Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!
- 67
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- Frankie, Mojo, out!
- Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.
- 68
- 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,956
- Slow down, Dad. Why are you
- in such a hurry to get rid of me?
- 69
- 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,667
- - Did you rent the room out?
- - No, I got other ideas for your room
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- 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,919
- and it rhymes with "home theatre."
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- Look what I found.
- It's your little baby booties.
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- - Ma.
- - My little baby-bootie boy.
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- - You can't go.
- - You see this, Dad? This is how
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- you're supposed to react
- when the fruit of your loins
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- goes out into the cruel world
- to fend for himself, okay?
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- Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal.
- College, bummer!
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- You have to come home every holiday,
- not just big ones.
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- You have to come home for Halloween.
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- Well, I can't
- come home for Halloween, Mom.
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- - Well, then we'll come to you.
- - You're not coming.
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- - No, we're not going anywhere.
- - We'll dress up.
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- We'll be in costumes.
- You'll never know it's us.
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- - You can't do that, Mom.
- - Would you let the kid breathe,
- 84
- 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,664
- for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.
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- There's no way you're packed
- for a month-long trip.
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- Come on, chop, chop!
- Let's go. March, young lady.
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- - Dad.
- - I love it when you call me "young lady,"
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- - you dirty old man.
- - You ain't seen nothing yet.
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- - Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- - What?
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- I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
- It's not a rap video.
- 91
- 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,597
- It's just like a coach thing.
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- That was
- a really creepy move just now, Dad.
- 93
- 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:03,771
- Look. You know, your mother and me
- are really proud of you.
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- 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,273
- You're the first Witwicky
- ever to go to college.
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- 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:10,027
- Now I'm crying again! This sucks!
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- You're gonna be okay, Ma.
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- You know, it's just going to be,
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- you know, hard for her to accept
- that her boy's all grown up, you know,
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- going out to handle the world
- on his own.
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- 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,666
- - You okay, Pop?
- - Yeah.
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- Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
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- Get the hell off the couch,
- you filthy beasts!
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- 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,841
- You'll see a lot of that in college, too.
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- 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:36,094
- - What are you talking about, Dad?
- - There's gonna be a lot of women there.
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- 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,805
- Yeah, well,
- I'm a one-woman kind of guy.
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- 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,264
- Look, Mikaela's the greatest,
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- 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,975
- but you gotta give each other
- room to grow, okay?
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- You're no different
- than any other couple your age.
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- Except we discovered
- an alien race together.
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- 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,065
- How long you gonna be riding
- that scooter?
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- 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:02,079
- Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
- We're the exception, okay?
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- 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,998
- Wait a second. Who could that be?
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- 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,917
- In two weeks, it could be Muffy.
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- Hey, beautiful.
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- 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,546
- - I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- - Really?
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- 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,089
- You sure?
- I'm not hearing a lot of conviction.
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- 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,759
- Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason
- for me to come say good-bye to you.
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- 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,095
- Wow, you almost sounded serious
- that time.
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- 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,015
- Guess what? I made you
- a long-distance relationship kit.
- 120
- 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,518
- Yeah, I got you a webcam,
- so we can chat 24/7.
- 121
- 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,769
- All Witwicky, all the time.
- 122
- 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,855
- And I got you a couple souvenirs
- from the event
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- that cannot be mentioned
- on cell phones.
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- 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:32,776
- - Some mixes and candles and stuff.
- - Sounds cute. I can't wait.
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- 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,195
- Hey! You want
- the infamous D-Day shirt?
- 126
- 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,447
- You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
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- 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,032
- Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.
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- 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,159
- It's like my Super Bowl jersey.
- I bled in this thing.
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- 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,871
- - Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?
- - No, it's not that.
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- 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,373
- It's just that my low self-esteem's
- at an all-time high.
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- You think your little box of souvenirs
- is gonna keep me from leaving you?
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- 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:51,336
- You really should come with me.
- 133
- 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,171
- They got cheap apartments
- near campus.
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- 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,800
- Well, that's not gonna happen
- until I get my man-child father,
- 135
- 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,553
- fresh out of prison, back on his feet.
- 136
- 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,930
- I heard that.
- Where'd you put the clutch covers?
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- 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,391
- - Next to the camshafts.
- - I love it when you say "camshafts."
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- 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,517
- Whisper it to me.
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- 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,855
- Camshafts.
- 140
- 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,024
- Why can't I hate you?
- 141
- 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,943
- It's my Witwicky charm.
- 142
- 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,737
- Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
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- 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,740
- I guess we're not breaking up.
- I'll be over in 20.
- 144
- 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:23,493
- Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube
- got stuck on my shirt.
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- 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,042
- Sam?
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- 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,176
- There's a fire!
- 147
- 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,428
- Dad, we got a fire!
- 148
- 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,490
- Fire!
- 149
- 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,169
- Ron, did you know
- it was gonna be this hard?
- 150
- 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,796
- Can you just stop?
- 151
- 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,590
- Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!
- 152
- 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,227
- - Wow.
- - Do you know what?
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- 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,561
- - What?
- - I don't want to go anywhere with you.
- 154
- 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,813
- I don't wanna go to France with you.
- 155
- 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,439
- I don't wanna go
- around the corner with you.
- 156
- 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:35,816
- - I'm going back inside.
- - All right, fine.
- 157
- 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:36,942
- I'll call you from Paris.
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- 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,831
- What is all the racket?
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- 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:51,915
- Sam?
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- 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,376
- Dad!
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- 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,842
- - What was that?
- - That's the whole kitchen!
- 162
- 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,431
- - Bumblebee... Oh, my...
- - Bumblebee!
- 163
- 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,870
- - 911.
- - Bumblebee!
- 164
- 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,873
- - Get in the garage. Go!
- - What the freak just happened?
- 165
- 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:37,210
- I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
- Just go in the garage quietly, please.
- 166
- 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,795
- Holy Mother!
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- 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,801
- - Oh, my God!
- - Whatever.
- 168
- 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,054
- Get in the garage now!
- 169
- 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,228
- - Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!
- - Dogs out! Get the dogs out!
- 170
- 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:59,024
- This is it! Come on, you guys.
- What are you waiting for?
- 171
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,698
- My house is on fire!
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- 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,204
- - ...very important.
- - What happened?
- 173
- 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:17,000
- Come here. Listen, I need you to take
- the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.
- 174
- 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,251
- - What's going on?
- - Just take it.
- 175
- 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,253
- - Sam Witwicky? A word with you.
- - Yes, Mom. Yeah.
- 176
- 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,506
- - Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.
- - Hi.
- 177
- 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,966
- - An old furnace, I think.
- - From a waffle iron.
- 178
- 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,595
- When you go, he goes. I cannot live
- with a psychotic alien in my garage!
- 179
- 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,348
- Judy... National security.
- 180
- 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,976
- Look, if we stay quiet,
- they're gonna take care of everything.
- 181
- 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,396
- Just consider this
- the official start of our remodel, okay?
- 182
- 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,525
- Fine. If the government's paying,
- I want a pool and a hot tub!
- 183
- 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,069
- And I'm gonna skinny-dip
- and you can't say shit about it!
- 184
- 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,284
- - Yeah, you know you're in trouble.
- - He still having voice problems?
- 185
- 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,787
- He's playing it up.
- 186
- 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,957
- Bee, I want to talk to you
- about the college thing, okay?
- 187
- 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,293
- I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
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- 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,504
- Hey, I'm not taking you with me.
- 189
- 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,341
- I'm gonna wait outside, okay?
- 190
- 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,177
- I meant to tell you about this earlier.
- 191
- 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,721
- It's just that, you know...
- Here's the thing.
- 192
- 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,015
- Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
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- 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,102
- I know, and if it was up to me,
- I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
- 194
- 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,980
- Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't
- be living in my dad's garage.
- 195
- 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:24,442
- I mean, you're suffocating in here.
- You deserve better than this.
- 196
- 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,986
- This is hard enough, man.
- Don't make it harder.
- 197
- 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,446
- Can you just look at me, please?
- 198
- 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,909
- Come on, big guy.
- Look, the guardian thing is done.
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- 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,329
- Okay? You did your job.
- Look, I'm safe now.
- 200
- 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,874
- You need to go be with
- Optimus Prime and the others.
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- 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,335
- I just want to be normal, Bee.
- That's why I'm going to college,
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- 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,588
- and I can't do that with you.
- 203
- 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,507
- It's not the last time I'm gonna see you,
- you know, Bee.
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- 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:51,386
- Come on, don't do that. Bee.
- You're killing me, Bee.
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- 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,599
- But you'll always be my first car.
- 206
- 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,144
- Love you, Bee.
- 207
- 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,984
- Wow!
- 208
- 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,237
- Between State Farm and the taxpayers,
- we're all taken care of.
- 209
- 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,822
- - You got dirt all over you.
- - Stop. Stop.
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- 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,407
- - What?
- - Stop, I'm okay.
- 211
- 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,867
- Look.
- 212
- 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,204
- So, you think you can make it through
- those East Coast winters without me?
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- 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,539
- You're the best thing
- to ever happen to me.
- 214
- 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,626
- - And?
- - And I'll do anything for you.
- 215
- 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,544
- And?
- 216
- 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,714
- - I think Sam's about to say the L-word.
- - Let's go, kiddo!
- 217
- 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:28,882
- Nice timing, Dad.
- 218
- 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,967
- I adore you.
- 219
- 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,386
- That's not the word that I want
- 220
- 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,888
- - to hear right now.
- - What are you talking about?
- 221
- 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:35,972
- It's the same word as the other word.
- 222
- 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,891
- - It's not the same word.
- - Look, if I say the other word now
- 223
- 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,517
- and you forced me to say it,
- it won't mean anything, plus
- 224
- 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,853
- you haven't said it either.
- So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.
- 225
- 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:44,522
- Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys
- always run when you say it first.
- 226
- 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:48,235
- Yeah, well, so do girls.
- Especially girls like you, with options.
- 227
- 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:52,489
- So, this is all part of your elaborate plan
- to keep me interested?
- 228
- 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,159
- - It can be.
- - I hate that it's working.
- 229
- 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,995
- Can I have a kiss?
- 230
- 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,831
- We're going to make it work, I promise.
- 231
- 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,952
- Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
- 232
- 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,037
- Retrieve it.
- 233
- 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,603
- Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.
- 234
- 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,523
- Bad-ass ice-cream truck
- coming through.
- 235
- 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,483
- - Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!
- - No, I don't...
- 236
- 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,693
- - Hold up.
- - Those are nice.
- 237
- 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,403
- Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
- 238
- 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,157
- Yes, sir. Yeah!
- Look here, it's my booty call right here!
- 239
- 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,119
- - Time to get my sexy on with the green.
- - Green? No, green is mine!
- 240
- 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,579
- I call green!
- 241
- 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,042
- - I got the green.
- - That hurt, man.
- 242
- 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,294
- It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.
- 243
- 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,765
- Present arms!
- 244
- 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,531
- Director Galloway, what an honour.
- I'd love to show you around,
- 245
- 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,116
- but you gotta be
- on the classified access list.
- 246
- 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,786
- I am now. Presidential order, Major.
- 247
- 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,789
- I got a message
- for your classified space buddies!
- 248
- 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,957
- You guys made a mess of Shanghai.
- 249
- 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,339
- All right, so this is where
- we communicate with the JCS
- 250
- 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,592
- and this area serves
- as the Autobots' hangar.
- 251
- 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,971
- Secure link to JCS is up, Major.
- 252
- 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,664
- Secure line to
- the Pentagon is now open.
- 253
- 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,750
- - General?
- - Will, I saw the Shanghai op.
- 254
- 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,336
- - We had a rough day out there.
- - Yes, sir.
- 255
- 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,256
- We have intel that I believe
- warrants an immediate debrief.
- 256
- 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,550
- Now with your permission,
- I can't let you see him,
- 257
- 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,010
- but I would like you to hear
- from the leader of the Autobots.
- 258
- 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,178
- Proceed.
- 259
- 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,407
- You gotta wonder,
- 260
- 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,869
- if God made us in his image,
- who made him?
- 261
- 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,205
- General, our alliance
- has countermanded
- 262
- 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,916
- six Decepticon incursions this year,
- 263
- 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,586
- each on a different continent.
- 264
- 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,630
- They're clearly searching
- around the world for something,
- 265
- 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:41,050
- but last night's encounter
- came with a warning.
- 266
- 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,803
- "The Fallen shall rise again."
- 267
- 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,181
- "The Fallen." Meaning what?
- 268
- 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:49,684
- Origin unknown.
- The only recorded history of our race
- 269
- 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:53,980
- was contained within the AllSpark
- and lost with its destruction.
- 270
- 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,607
- Excuse me!
- 271
- 00:21:56,399 --> 00:22:00,945
- With this so-called AllSpark
- now destroyed,
- 272
- 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,574
- why hasn't the enemy left the planet
- like you thought they would?
- 273
- 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,951
- Director Galloway,
- our National Security Advisor.
- 274
- 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,996
- The President just appointed him liaison.
- 275
- 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,665
- Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
- 276
- 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,754
- Forgive the interruption, General.
- Excuse me. Coming through.
- 277
- 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,215
- Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.
- 278
- 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,510
- After all the damage in Shanghai,
- 279
- 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:27,597
- the President is hard-pressed
- to say the job's getting done.
- 280
- 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:33,853
- Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot
- Cooperation Act,
- 281
- 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:39,484
- you agreed to share your intel with us,
- but not your advancements in weaponry.
- 282
- 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:43,530
- We've witnessed
- your human capacity for war.
- 283
- 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:47,158
- It would absolutely bring
- more harm than good.
- 284
- 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:50,119
- But who are you to judge
- what's best for us?
- 285
- 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,247
- With all due respect,
- we've been fighting side by side
- 286
- 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,873
- in the field for two years.
- 287
- 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,252
- We've shed blood,
- sweat and precious metal together.
- 288
- 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,046
- Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.
- 289
- 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,756
- Don't tempt me.
- 290
- 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,342
- And the newest members of your team.
- 291
- 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,719
- - Easy.
- - I understand they arrived here
- 292
- 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,721
- after you sent a message into space,
- 293
- 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:12,559
- an open invitation to come to Earth,
- vetted by no one at the White House.
- 294
- 00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:16,396
- Let me stop you right there,
- Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here.
- 295
- 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:20,400
- And in my experience, the judgement
- of both Major Lennox and his team
- 296
- 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,403
- has always been above reproach.
- 297
- 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,281
- Well, be that as it may, General,
- it is the position of the President
- 298
- 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:31,911
- that when our national security is
- at stake, no one is above reproach.
- 299
- 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,123
- Now, what do we know so far?
- 300
- 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:41,629
- We know that the enemy leader,
- classified NBE One, aka Megatron,
- 301
- 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:45,300
- is rusting in peace at the bottom
- of the Laurentian Abyssal,
- 302
- 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,929
- surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
- and a full-time submarine surveillance.
- 303
- 00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:54,392
- We also know that the only remaining
- piece of your alien AllSpark
- 304
- 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,394
- is locked in an electromagnetic vault
- 305
- 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:59,814
- here on one of the most secure
- naval bases in the world.
- 306
- 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,402
- Decepticons, we have located the shard.
- 307
- 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:10,325
- And since no one can seem to tell me
- what the enemy is now after,
- 308
- 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:13,244
- well, there's only one clear conclusion!
- 309
- 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,205
- You! The Autobots!
- 310
- 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,292
- They're here to hunt you!
- 311
- 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,337
- What's there to hunt for on Earth
- besides that?
- 312
- 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,298
- "The Fallen shall rise again"?
- 313
- 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,592
- It sounds to me
- like something's coming.
- 314
- 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:32,472
- So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude
- that our national security is best served
- 315
- 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:36,225
- by denying you further asylum
- on our planet,
- 316
- 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:41,230
- will you leave peacefully?
- 317
- 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:46,235
- Freedom is your right. If you make
- that request, we will honour it.
- 318
- 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:52,533
- But before your President decides,
- please ask him this.
- 319
- 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:57,497
- What if we leave and you're wrong?
- 320
- 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:07,048
- That's a good question.
- 321
- 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,680
- Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!
- 322
- 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,808
- I feel smarter already.
- 323
- 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:21,771
- - Ron, can you smell it?
- - Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
- 324
- 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:26,359
- - Hey, cheapo!
- - Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.
- 325
- 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:27,485
- Just go ahead and check out your room.
- 326
- 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,611
- Yeah, go.
- 327
- 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,204
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 328
- 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,165
- - You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
- - Hey.
- 329
- 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,795
- So, I already set up the crib a bit.
- You want this side or that side?
- 330
- 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,340
- - That side.
- - I already chose that side.
- 331
- 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,720
- You know what this is?
- This is the awkward moment.
- 332
- 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,388
- Yeah, see,
- you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.
- 333
- 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,764
- I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.
- 334
- 00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,391
- Balanced, unmedicated,
- nothing under the crawl space.
- 335
- 00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,851
- Good personal hygiene,
- won't stab me in my sleep.
- 336
- 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,977
- No criminal record, won't steal anything.
- 337
- 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,603
- - Including girlfriends.
- - Especially girlfriends.
- 338
- 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,981
- - You got a girlfriend?
- - I do. You?
- 339
- 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,401
- No, not a chance. You a techie?
- 340
- 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,737
- Sweet! Sharsky,
- Fassbinder, where we at?
- 341
- 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,072
- - Server's almost online, Leo.
- - Network's up and running.
- 342
- 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,574
- Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.
- 343
- 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,618
- That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,
- my IT gurus.
- 344
- 00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:20,830
- Welcome to my empire, bro,
- akumenang.com
- 345
- 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,165
- That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.
- 346
- 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,667
- - No, I haven't.
- - Well, that sucks.
- 347
- 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,210
- - What is all this for?
- - See where I'm going, bro.
- 348
- 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:29,255
- Look, call me gross,
- I want to be a baby billionaire.
- 349
- 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,799
- Kitten calendars.
- That's where I started. Look at me now.
- 350
- 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,176
- Got to have dreams, bro.
- 351
- 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,889
- Leo! We got
- some brand-new Shanghai vid!
- 352
- 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,933
- Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!
- 353
- 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,436
- - What's "FTJ"?
- - "Fuel the Jet."
- 354
- 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,812
- Fuel the Jet, bro.
- 355
- 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,273
- FTJ. FTJ, legit!
- 356
- 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:49,734
- Did you see that? Did you see that?
- 357
- 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:52,278
- Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets
- wrecked and China says "gas leak."
- 358
- 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,781
- Don't believe the hype, bro.
- 359
- 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:58,451
- Just like the alien robots in LA
- two years ago that everyone covered up.
- 360
- 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,912
- Yeah, I saw these robots,
- and they did this, like, firing thing
- 361
- 00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,247
- and they came down and toasted
- this woman, and she was like...
- 362
- 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,291
- - It looks fake to me.
- - Dude, it's not fake.
- 363
- 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:08,461
- The Internet is pure truth.
- Video doesn't lie.
- 364
- 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,171
- - It looks fake.
- - No, man, I've seen them.
- 365
- 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:13,466
- - They're, like, these robots...
- - Look, look, it's fake.
- 366
- 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,051
- Anybody could do it
- on any computer, okay?
- 367
- 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,178
- And I wasn't there,
- 368
- 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,472
- - so I can't comment or speculate.
- - No.
- 369
- 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,808
- "Comment or speculate"?
- And we're supposed to cohabitate?
- 370
- 00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:24,811
- No, listen, okay?
- Don't be sucking the sack, bro!
- 371
- 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,604
- - Which sack?
- - The ball sack.
- 372
- 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,231
- Dude, what kind of tool are you?
- 373
- 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,317
- Mainstream media sack.
- They're lying to us, all right?
- 374
- 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,778
- - It's aliens, man.
- - Okay, okay.
- 375
- 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,112
- Follow me.
- 376
- 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,198
- Leo, bad news!
- 377
- 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,617
- We just got scooped.
- The video's already up on GFR.
- 378
- 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,244
- Fassbinder!
- 379
- 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,664
- Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main
- competition on conspiracy stuff.
- 380
- 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,749
- "Effing" was my F-ing idea
- and he stole it!
- 381
- 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,335
- He's been linking to my site
- and thieving hits forever.
- 382
- 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,796
- By the way, I read your file.
- I'm poor, you're poor.
- 383
- 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:55,049
- We're gonna fix that, all right?
- You work for me now.
- 384
- 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,469
- I work for you now? That's incredible.
- 385
- 00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:01,514
- It's first day of college,
- I got a career in a dinky Internet firm
- 386
- 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,600
- with a boss who is made up
- of just pure champion stuff.
- 387
- 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,686
- Are you mocking
- my life's work, Samuel?
- 388
- 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,271
- That's your one warning patrolling,
- dude. Don't make me
- 389
- 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,022
- have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,
- 'cause I'll do it!
- 390
- 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:13,359
- Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little
- intense in my room. Can I switch out?
- 391
- 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:18,281
- Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading.
- Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?
- 392
- 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,448
- - Oh, here we go.
- - We made it. Hi.
- 393
- 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:20,700
- It's just like Hogwarts.
- 394
- 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:21,951
- - Hi.
- - Is this co-ed?
- 395
- 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,327
- This is a co-ed dorm.
- 396
- 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:24,871
- - You guys want to meet my roommates?
- - Yeah.
- 397
- 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,205
- Some real swell guys.
- 398
- 00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:27,665
- - Here's Leo.
- - We're the Witwickys.
- 399
- 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:28,833
- - I'm Leo.
- - I'm Judy.
- 400
- 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,710
- Hey, you have a great son, you really do.
- 401
- 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,379
- - Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
- - Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.
- 402
- 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,589
- What is that in your hand, by the way?
- 403
- 00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:38,759
- I got this at the bake sale for the
- environment that those boys are having.
- 404
- 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:41,762
- You know, you don't often see
- white boys with the dreadlocks.
- 405
- 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,389
- - Mom?
- - Yeah, it's 100% pure,
- 406
- 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,099
- Hawaiian green for the environment.
- 407
- 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,684
- - How many of these have you eaten?
- - Drop it.
- 408
- 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,728
- - What is this?
- - Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.
- 409
- 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,146
- - No, it's...
- - Please, give me...
- 410
- 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,356
- Hey! It's my cheat day.
- I can eat what I want.
- 411
- 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,358
- I'm going to freak out.
- Please do something right now, Dad.
- 412
- 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:55,651
- Please do something right now.
- 413
- 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,279
- I can eat all the fricking brownies I want!
- 414
- 00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,405
- Come on, let's go.
- 415
- 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:00,990
- I'm sorry and you're welcome.
- 416
- 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,912
- We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."
- 417
- 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,956
- Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and
- stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.
- 418
- 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,459
- Is... Is so nice...
- 419
- 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:15,922
- Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.
- She sees me, she sees me.
- 420
- 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,592
- She's tied for number one
- on my to-do list.
- 421
- 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,385
- Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me?
- 422
- 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:25,723
- Pretty girls! Hey, you.
- My son lives in this dorm.
- 423
- 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,976
- You should go make friends with him.
- He's Sam.
- 424
- 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:30,436
- Glad she ain't my mama!
- 425
- 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,688
- And he recently had his cherry popped!
- 426
- 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:36,108
- He didn't know I was in the house!
- I heard it all!
- 427
- 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,860
- - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- - Here he is!
- 428
- 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:41,447
- He would get in my closet
- and dress up as Boy Spice!
- 429
- 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:47,411
- - Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
- - No, like the GPS. OnStar!
- 430
- 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,330
- - OnStar.
- - Frisbee!
- 431
- 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,459
- No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna
- let her run around the school?
- 432
- 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:01,300
- - Give it! Mine, mine, mine!
- - Hey! Crazy!
- 433
- 00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:03,511
- - You want it?
- - I want it.
- 434
- 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:07,014
- Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.
- 435
- 00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,475
- - You gotta control your mother.
- - I don't know who this woman is.
- 436
- 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:12,144
- Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.
- 437
- 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:15,064
- All right, Grace Slick. We got
- some snacks in the car. Let's go.
- 438
- 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:18,067
- - Did you get the booties? All right.
- - Yes, Dad, I got the booties!
- 439
- 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:19,902
- I'm upside down!
- 440
- 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,477
- Black Lion X-Ray,
- this is Black Lion Tango.
- 441
- 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:57,440
- We have activation of motion sensors
- on the western perimeter fence.
- 442
- 00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:15,351
- Breach at B-14.
- 443
- 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,649
- Go, go, go, go!
- 444
- 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,617
- The shard's gone.
- 445
- 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:41,585
- Contact!
- 446
- 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,004
- Take it down!
- 447
- 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,215
- - Which way?
- - Shoot left!
- 448
- 00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,389
- Knock it down!
- 449
- 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:05,276
- First frat party's the game changer.
- Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.
- 450
- 00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:06,986
- So, get your game faces on.
- 451
- 00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,196
- I can't stay long.
- I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.
- 452
- 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,489
- - That's so cool!
- - No, it's not.
- 453
- 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:18,497
- While he's making out
- with his MacBook,
- 454
- 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,499
- I'm gonna be getting
- my Spitzy freaky freak on.
- 455
- 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,751
- - Let's roll.
- - She's hot.
- 456
- 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,712
- Bro, we're hunting!
- 457
- 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,092
- - See you, darling.
- - Bye, Dad.
- 458
- 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,261
- Okay.
- 459
- 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:40,561
- This is our first live chat date.
- I've never done it before.
- 460
- 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:42,938
- I'm kind of nervous.
- 461
- 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,717
- - Are you okay?
- - No.
- 462
- 00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:15,471
- I was getting a napkin for my drink.
- 463
- 00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:18,891
- Thanks. Cheers.
- 464
- 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,018
- - It's Sam, right?
- - Yeah.
- 465
- 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:24,772
- - I wanna dance.
- - What, like... Like dancing?
- 466
- 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,900
- Like a pairing? Like a duo?
- Like a coupling?
- 467
- 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:32,821
- 'Cause I'm in a permanently semi...
- I'm in a relationship, kind of...
- 468
- 00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:37,243
- - Relax. I just want to have some fun.
- - Wanna have some fun?
- 469
- 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:41,330
- Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.
- You can sit over there and...
- 470
- 00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:44,250
- Oh, my...
- 471
- 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:47,962
- So, how about tonight
- you pretend I'm your girlfriend
- 472
- 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:50,172
- and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?
- 473
- 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:03,435
- Hey! Who drove
- the freaking yellow Camaro?
- 474
- 00:35:04,687 --> 00:35:06,855
- There is a car on the lawn!
- 475
- 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,902
- What are you doing?
- 476
- 00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,445
- Houston, we have a problem.
- 477
- 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,613
- - What is it?
- - Freshman!
- 478
- 00:35:14,697 --> 00:35:16,198
- - Yeah?
- - Is that your car in our bushes?
- 479
- 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:20,160
- No, there's a friend of mine,
- he just went to get you a tighter shirt.
- 480
- 00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,955
- There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.
- 481
- 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,665
- Now how about
- I park my foot in your ass?
- 482
- 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:26,417
- - What size shoe do you wear?
- - Yeah?
- 483
- 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,460
- - Hold on.
- - You wanna try?
- 484
- 00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:31,422
- - I'll back it up right now.
- - Get him out of here.
- 485
- 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:34,216
- You have a ride?
- Bro, why are you holding out on us?
- 486
- 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,426
- I've only known you 17 hours.
- 487
- 00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:38,971
- This is gonna really change our lives.
- You have no idea.
- 488
- 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:43,309
- - I love Camaros.
- - I can't do this right now, okay?
- 489
- 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,269
- - Don't be a wimp.
- - Oh, God!
- 490
- 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:57,906
- - My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.
- - Yeah?
- 491
- 00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:02,745
- Fuel-injected.
- The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.
- 492
- 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:06,165
- We shouldn't stare...
- 493
- 00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:09,710
- I mean, share stories
- with each other at all.
- 494
- 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:12,087
- Come on, Sam. Just one ride.
- 495
- 00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:14,715
- Your cheatin' heart
- 496
- 00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:19,928
- Don't. Don't!
- 497
- 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,765
- She's a super freak, super freak
- She's super freaky
- 498
- 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:26,018
- - Is your radio broken?
- - No, my concentration is.
- 499
- 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,853
- We're not cheating.
- 500
- 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,481
- Not yet.
- 501
- 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,819
- Is something wrong here?
- 502
- 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,992
- God! You okay?
- 503
- 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,996
- She's mighty, mighty
- 504
- 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,333
- I really don't know what to tell you.
- This car has a lot of problems. A lot...
- 505
- 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,549
- Oh, God! It's in my mouth!
- 506
- 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,010
- Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.
- 507
- 00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:02,429
- I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!
- 508
- 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:04,640
- I... I'm so sorry!
- 509
- 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,476
- What are you doing?
- 510
- 00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:22,491
- You won't give me a day, huh?
- 511
- 00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:26,370
- - You won't give me one day in college?
- - I'm sorry, Sam,
- 512
- 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,748
- but the last fragment of the AllSpark
- was stolen.
- 513
- 00:37:29,832 --> 00:37:31,708
- Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?
- 514
- 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:35,796
- We placed it under human protection
- at your government's request,
- 515
- 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,674
- but I'm here for your help, Sam,
- 516
- 00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:43,178
- because your leaders believe we
- brought vengeance upon your planet.
- 517
- 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,264
- Perhaps they are right.
- 518
- 00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:50,436
- That is why they must be reminded by
- another human of the trust we share.
- 519
- 00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:53,230
- - This isn't my war.
- - Not yet,
- 520
- 00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,692
- but I fear it soon will be.
- 521
- 00:37:56,775 --> 00:38:00,362
- Your world must not share
- the same fate as Cybertron.
- 522
- 00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:03,574
- Whole generations lost.
- 523
- 00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:10,456
- I know, and I want to help you, I do,
- 524
- 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,625
- but I am not some alien ambassador,
- you know?
- 525
- 00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:15,544
- I'm a normal kid with normal problems.
- 526
- 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,964
- I am where I'm supposed to be.
- 527
- 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,343
- I'm sorry. I...
- 528
- 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,096
- I really am.
- 529
- 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:29,975
- Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
- at a moment of our choosing.
- 530
- 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,604
- You're Optimus Prime.
- You don't need me.
- 531
- 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:37,900
- We do, more than you know.
- 532
- 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:15,521
- Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact,
- bearing 214, and possible hostile,
- 533
- 00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,564
- confirmed for
- Project Deep Six Drop Point.
- 534
- 00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:20,359
- - What do you got?
- - SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,
- 535
- 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,652
- diving fast.
- 536
- 00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,950
- Never seen anything
- dive that deep that fast.
- 537
- 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,537
- - Man battle stations.
- - Chief of the watch, man battle stations!
- 538
- 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,497
- Helm, left full rudder,
- all ahead two-thirds.
- 539
- 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:36,291
- - Left full rudder, two-thirds.
- - Dive, go deep.
- 540
- 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,732
- The nets protecting NBE One
- are screaming, sir.
- 541
- 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:04,695
- That is 9,300 fathoms down.
- And no confirmed DSRVs on site?
- 542
- 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,947
- - None, sir.
- - Then, people, we've got a problem!
- 543
- 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,211
- Need parts! Kill the little one!
- 544
- 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:30,846
- The shard make Energon!
- 545
- 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:46,987
- Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,
- and they're coming up fast!
- 546
- 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,448
- - Sound collision alarm.
- - Left hard rudder.
- 547
- 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,326
- Five hundred feet.
- 548
- 00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,329
- Angel Six,
- we got six hostiles coming up.
- 549
- 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:05,505
- - Collision imminent port side.
- - One hundred feet.
- 550
- 00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:06,632
- Brace for impact.
- 551
- 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:36,203
- Starscream, I'm home.
- 552
- 00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:41,375
- Lord Megatron, I was so relieved
- to hear of your resurrection.
- 553
- 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:45,671
- You left me to die
- on that pathetic insect planet.
- 554
- 00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:50,592
- Only to help spawn our new army.
- The Fallen decrees it!
- 555
- 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:55,013
- After all, in your absence,
- someone had to take command.
- 556
- 00:41:56,932 --> 00:42:00,352
- - So disappointing.
- - Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!
- 557
- 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:04,523
- Even in death,
- there is no command but mine.
- 558
- 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,907
- My master, I failed you on Earth.
- 559
- 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:19,621
- The AllSpark is destroyed
- and without it, our race will perish.
- 560
- 00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:26,086
- You have much to learn, my disciple.
- The Cube was merely a vessel.
- 561
- 00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,840
- Its power, its knowledge,
- can never be destroyed.
- 562
- 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:34,511
- - It can only transform.
- - How is that possible?
- 563
- 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:38,181
- It has been absorbed
- by the human child.
- 564
- 00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:43,270
- The key to saving our race
- now lies within his mind.
- 565
- 00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:46,982
- Well, then, let me strip
- the very flesh from his body!
- 566
- 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:50,569
- And you will, my apprentice, in time.
- 567
- 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:55,907
- For millennia, I have dreamed
- of my return to that wretched planet
- 568
- 00:42:55,991 --> 00:43:02,622
- where I, too, was once betrayed
- by the Primes I called my brothers.
- 569
- 00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:10,297
- Only a Prime can defeat me,
- and now, only one remains.
- 570
- 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,967
- Optimus! He protects the boy.
- 571
- 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,345
- Then the boy will lead us to him
- 572
- 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:22,934
- - and revenge will be ours.
- - Yes.
- 573
- 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:28,148
- The boy will not escape us.
- We have him in our sights.
- 574
- 00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:33,236
- Without more Energon,
- the hatchlings will keep dying.
- 575
- 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:43,038
- Space. Time. Gravity.
- 576
- 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:50,086
- - Thank you.
- - Finish that for me.
- 577
- 00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:53,006
- We're going on a journey together,
- you and I, today.
- 578
- 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:58,094
- All you eager, nubile, young minds
- on the very cusp of adulthood.
- 579
- 00:43:58,929 --> 00:44:01,973
- And I shall be your consort, your guide,
- 580
- 00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:06,061
- your chaperone,
- into the heart of darkness.
- 581
- 00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:10,899
- Welcome to Astronomy 101.
- 582
- 00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:15,487
- For what do we know about the stars?
- 583
- 00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:19,449
- Virgo, the virgin.
- 584
- 00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:22,494
- Orion, the great hunter.
- 585
- 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:27,165
- These are no mere twinkling diamonds
- for lovely maidens to wish upon.
- 586
- 00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:29,584
- No, they are dynamos
- 587
- 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:34,297
- filled with a throbbing,
- savage and pent-up energy!
- 588
- 00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:40,053
- Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
- a professor once, like moi.
- 589
- 00:44:40,136 --> 00:44:41,638
- - Energy equals mass...
- - What you doing?
- 590
- 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,181
- Put your hand down.
- Put your hand down.
- 591
- 00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:45,684
- Young man, there are no questions
- 592
- 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:47,686
- until I've reached
- the climax of my lecture.
- 593
- 00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:51,106
- I just finished your book and there's
- only one problem. Einstein's wrong.
- 594
- 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,191
- Energy does equal
- mass times the velocity
- 595
- 00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:54,359
- of light squared in this dimension,
- 596
- 00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:57,445
- but what about the other 17?
- Nobody ever talks about the other 17.
- 597
- 00:44:58,071 --> 00:44:59,739
- Clear example.
- 598
- 00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:04,744
- Break down the elemental components
- of Energon,
- 599
- 00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:07,330
- assume a constant decay rate
- and extrapolate for each of the...
- 600
- 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:08,832
- Fourteen galactic convergences it took
- 601
- 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:12,544
- the Sentinel Prime expedition
- to receive an... Echo on its signal,
- 602
- 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,546
- you wind up with a formula
- for inter-dimensional energy increase
- 603
- 00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:16,047
- that mass and light alone
- can't possibly explain.
- 604
- 00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:18,425
- Come on, guys, I can't be
- the only one in the class who...
- 605
- 00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:23,305
- Young man, I will not be
- punk'd in front of the dean.
- 606
- 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:28,059
- No, this is my universe here.
- 607
- 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:33,481
- Do you understand?
- I am the alpha and the omega.
- 608
- 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:35,984
- - Get out of my class!
- - Yes, sir.
- 609
- 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,656
- Anyone else care to have
- some sort of mental breakdown?
- 610
- 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:56,713
- Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.
- You're such a good boy.
- 611
- 00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,591
- What a good boy, you are.
- 612
- 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,848
- Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?
- 613
- 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:12,437
- Come on, check that out.
- 614
- 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,107
- There you go.
- 615
- 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,450
- - Yes, Samuel?
- - Hello? Mikaela?
- 616
- 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:28,119
- I can't believe you're gonna stand me up
- on our first web chat date.
- 617
- 00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:30,997
- - Something just happened to me, okay?
- - What, you finally hit puberty?
- 618
- 00:46:31,081 --> 00:46:32,707
- No, no, no. Stop laughing.
- This is serious. Okay.
- 619
- 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,501
- Remember I was telling you
- about my great-great-grandfather,
- 620
- 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,378
- Archibald Witwicky? Remember?
- 621
- 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:39,547
- Watch it, watch it, watch... No!
- Okay, remember how I was telling you...
- 622
- 00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,967
- Okay. Can you stop?
- Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
- 623
- 00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,051
- Mikaela, okay,
- 624
- 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,220
- my great-great-grandfather
- went on this Arctic mission, right?
- 625
- 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,888
- And he saw Megatron.
- Megatron zapped him,
- 626
- 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:48,848
- and he started seeing
- these crazy symbols. Okay.
- 627
- 00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:50,350
- Well, now I'm seeing them, too.
- Excuse me.
- 628
- 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:52,894
- I just read a 903-page astronomy book
- in 32.6 seconds.
- 629
- 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:54,354
- I had a meltdown
- in the middle of my class.
- 630
- 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,606
- I am seeing symbols ever since I...
- 631
- 00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:01,820
- - Since what?
- - Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.
- 632
- 00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:03,947
- - Do you have it?
- - Yeah, I have it.
- 633
- 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:07,867
- - It's in the shop safe. It's fine.
- - Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?
- 634
- 00:47:07,951 --> 00:47:09,536
- - Don't touch it.
- - I'm not gonna touch it.
- 635
- 00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,413
- Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.
- 636
- 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,873
- - No one knows where it is.
- - I do!
- 637
- 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,670
- You're hot, but you ain't too bright.
- 638
- 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,841
- There we go. Yeah, that'll work.
- 639
- 00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:27,178
- Damn it! Son of a bitch!
- 640
- 00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:32,183
- What are you looking at, slobber puss?
- 641
- 00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:36,771
- What the... This place is
- a freaking house of horrors!
- 642
- 00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:41,735
- Pain... It hurts...
- 643
- 00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:44,279
- Hold on.
- 644
- 00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:49,284
- Right to five, then...
- 645
- 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,795
- Is that the best you got, huh?
- Is that the best you can do?
- 646
- 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,382
- What are you doing here,
- you little freak?
- 647
- 00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:07,052
- That's my eye, you crazy bitch!
- 648
- 00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:11,347
- - You gonna talk now?
- - I seek knowledge from the Cube.
- 649
- 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,183
- - The Fallen demands me!
- - What knowledge?
- 650
- 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,894
- You got the shard, I need the shard.
- Give me the shard. I need the shard.
- 651
- 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:18,480
- They're gonna whack me!
- I'm gonna be dead without that shard!
- 652
- 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:21,691
- Easy, warrior goddess,
- I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!
- 653
- 00:48:21,775 --> 00:48:25,070
- - And I'm your worst nightmare.
- - Hey, hey, hey!
- 654
- 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:26,571
- - What the hell was that?
- -I'll tell you later,
- 655
- 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,156
- just not on an open phone line, okay?
- 656
- 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,282
- I'm gonna get on a plane right now
- 657
- 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,576
- and I'll be there later this afternoon.
- Just be careful, Sam.
- 658
- 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:42,587
- And have any strangers given you
- anything suspicious to carry on today?
- 659
- 00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:44,380
- Yeah, a live bomb!
- 660
- 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:45,715
- - No.
- - Good.
- 661
- 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:01,064
- Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!
- 662
- 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:04,943
- Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
- Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!
- 663
- 00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:07,987
- - As in how many?
- - Unclear, sir.
- 664
- 00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,447
- Well, get clear.
- 665
- 00:49:14,202 --> 00:49:16,996
- The Autobots are on the move,
- splitting into two teams, sir.
- 666
- 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,164
- They're not answering our calls
- 667
- 00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:19,833
- and they're heading to
- New York and Philadelphia.
- 668
- 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:23,128
- All right, full weapons deployment.
- Wheels up in 20 minutes!
- 669
- 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,213
- Move it!
- 670
- 00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,424
- Let's go!
- 671
- 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:36,808
- Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.
- 672
- 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:40,979
- Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you
- in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special?
- 673
- 00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,565
- Extra-large, triple cheese,
- with every known animal as a topping.
- 674
- 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,692
- Basically, I've got,
- like, 18 inches of meat.
- 675
- 00:49:45,775 --> 00:49:48,361
- Unless you're vegetarian.
- All right. It's cool. I am, too.
- 676
- 00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:51,739
- - Sam home?
- - Sam? I think he died,
- 677
- 00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,158
- but why don't we check?
- 678
- 00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,076
- - Here we are.
- - Hey!
- 679
- 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,327
- You ever have a song stuck
- in your head? It's like
- 680
- 00:49:56,411 --> 00:49:58,371
- the worst song ever,
- but you can't help to whistle it or sing it
- 681
- 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:02,167
- 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats
- itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?
- 682
- 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,335
- Kitten calendar,
- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
- 683
- 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:05,795
- - kitten calendar...
- - Dude, what the eff?
- 684
- 00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:07,964
- I know you're freaking out.
- Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
- 685
- 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:10,091
- Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.
- 686
- 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:11,759
- Now it's on the walls.
- Everything is good.
- 687
- 00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:13,928
- This is the part that...
- 688
- 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,850
- Okay, what were you saying?
- 689
- 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,270
- Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this.
- Let's go.
- 690
- 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:23,688
- Get out.
- 691
- 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,648
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Can I just sit and watch?
- 692
- 00:50:25,732 --> 00:50:27,859
- I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly.
- 693
- 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:30,862
- Sam, I knew there was
- something special about you.
- 694
- 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,238
- Really?
- 695
- 00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:35,867
- And I know you know what happens
- 696
- 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:38,870
- when two people in the know
- get together.
- 697
- 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:42,248
- They're genuinely amazing in bed.
- 698
- 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,543
- Thank you.
- 699
- 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,379
- All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.
- 700
- 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:53,509
- - Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish.
- - We have needs, Sam. Relax.
- 701
- 00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:54,802
- Jeez!
- 702
- 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:59,807
- What about this economy?
- It's crazy, isn't it?
- 703
- 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,938
- - You are very aggressive.
- - Just relax.
- 704
- 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:07,357
- You want some turkey meatloaf?
- 705
- 00:51:12,362 --> 00:51:13,655
- Sam?
- 706
- 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,534
- - Mikaela!
- - Is that your girlfriend?
- 707
- 00:51:19,786 --> 00:51:20,787
- Ex.
- 708
- 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,998
- Mikaela! Wait!
- 709
- 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,710
- I can explain...
- 710
- 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,189
- Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...
- 711
- 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,251
- All right, come on.
- 712
- 00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:09,877
- - She's coming!
- - She's an alien robot! You gotta move.
- 713
- 00:52:09,961 --> 00:52:11,296
- - Is this real?
- - Just run!
- 714
- 00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:20,513
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe
- I almost had sex with her in my dream!
- 715
- 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,307
- I can tell
- that you really missed me a lot, Sam!
- 716
- 00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:23,808
- - Look, it's not my fault, okay?
- - It's not your fault?
- 717
- 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,310
- Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!
- 718
- 00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:26,686
- - You were a victim? Of what?
- - Yeah.
- 719
- 00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:28,646
- - Of what, a little 80-pound girl?
- - Of... Of molestation.
- 720
- 00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:30,398
- It was like getting humped
- in the neck by a mountain ox!
- 721
- 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:31,816
- You didn't have to put your tongue
- in her mouth!
- 722
- 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:33,026
- - I didn't! Look!
- - You did!
- 723
- 00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:35,653
- You ever had your stomach tongued by
- a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?
- 724
- 00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:38,906
- It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?
- And it smelled like... Like diesel!
- 725
- 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,327
- - Like a diesel-y tinge to it!
- - You're such a little girl!
- 726
- 00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:44,287
- We're gonna have
- 10 seconds of silence right now.
- 727
- 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:45,580
- I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
- 728
- 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,498
- You can't give me the silent treatment!
- You know what?
- 729
- 00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:50,126
- I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
- You have three seconds left.
- 730
- 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,419
- You know what?
- You can give me the silent treatment
- 731
- 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,254
- all you want,
- but you can't keep me from talking.
- 732
- 00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,173
- - What were you gonna say?
- - I hope you had a lot of fun,
- 733
- 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,133
- because this, this is over.
- 734
- 00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,635
- She violated your orifice
- with her nasty alien probe?
- 735
- 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,971
- She did it? She went in there?
- All her little embryo alien babies
- 736
- 00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:04,891
- are gestating and hatching inside of you.
- They're growing right now, probably!
- 737
- 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:07,769
- You need to vomit it right now.
- Yak it! Yak it right now!
- 738
- 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:08,978
- Who are you?
- 739
- 00:53:09,062 --> 00:53:12,190
- I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.
- Okay? I'm the key to this.
- 740
- 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:13,858
- The aliens,
- they want me 'cause of my site.
- 741
- 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:20,948
- Whoa, guys, right there!
- 742
- 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,496
- Run!
- 743
- 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,626
- Mikaela!
- 744
- 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:51,354
- Come on! We gotta move!
- 745
- 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,606
- It's a bomb!
- 746
- 00:54:02,824 --> 00:54:04,158
- You've got to get that box!
- 747
- 00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,832
- - This way.
- - What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!
- 748
- 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,752
- Oh, my God, you know how to
- hot-wire a car? That's so hot!
- 749
- 00:54:14,836 --> 00:54:17,004
- Drive, drive, drive!
- She's right there! She's right there!
- 750
- 00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:19,882
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 751
- 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:22,635
- Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!
- 752
- 00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:25,054
- Now!
- 753
- 00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:28,015
- Tongue!
- 754
- 00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,272
- Oh, my God!
- 755
- 00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:43,281
- Kiss this, bitch!
- 756
- 00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:50,538
- Drive, drive, drive.
- 757
- 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,542
- Okay, so what else
- don't I know, all right?
- 758
- 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,335
- Since you guys forgot to mention
- some minor details.
- 759
- 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:02,049
- That thing you saw back there,
- that was the little baby...
- 760
- 00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:09,807
- - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- - Sam!
- 761
- 00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,270
- Sam!
- 762
- 00:55:18,608 --> 00:55:19,984
- - Sam!
- - Hold on!
- 763
- 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,360
- - Pull me up!
- - Hold on!
- 764
- 00:55:23,613 --> 00:55:25,573
- Sam, get back in!
- 765
- 00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:30,411
- I don't want to die!
- We're gonna die! Oh, my God!
- 766
- 00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:57,605
- Jesus! Jesus!
- 767
- 00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,365
- Come here, boy.
- 768
- 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:09,951
- Closer.
- 769
- 00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:11,869
- - Oh, my God.
- - Okay.
- 770
- 00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:14,372
- You remember me, don't you?
- 771
- 00:56:14,455 --> 00:56:16,874
- I did what you said, okay?
- Just don't hurt us.
- 772
- 00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:18,292
- Shut up!
- 773
- 00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:20,294
- Sam!
- 774
- 00:56:26,467 --> 00:56:30,471
- Yeah! Yes, yes.
- 775
- 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:34,100
- It feels good to grab your flesh!
- 776
- 00:56:35,643 --> 00:56:40,106
- I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,
- 777
- 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:44,819
- but first, we have
- some delicate work to do.
- 778
- 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:50,950
- How I could snap your limbs off!
- 779
- 00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:54,787
- Doctor, examine this alien specimen.
- 780
- 00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:58,749
- I'll scan you.
- Let's take a look at your face.
- 781
- 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:06,549
- I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information!
- 782
- 00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:09,927
- Yeah!
- 783
- 00:57:17,602 --> 00:57:19,812
- Beseeching my shard!
- 784
- 00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:21,731
- Easy or tough way?
- 785
- 00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:46,464
- - There they are.
- - That's what I'm seeing in my head.
- 786
- 00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:50,426
- These symbols can lead us
- to the Energon source.
- 787
- 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:54,639
- We must have the brain on the table!
- 788
- 00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:57,266
- - Chop, chop!
- - Brain?
- 789
- 00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:58,601
- What does he mean by my brain?
- 790
- 00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:01,646
- Well, you have something on your mind,
- something I need.
- 791
- 00:58:01,729 --> 00:58:03,648
- Hold on. I know you're pissed.
- I know you're pissed
- 792
- 00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:05,650
- because I tried to kill you
- and it's completely understandable.
- 793
- 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,151
- If somebody tried to kill me,
- I'd be upset, too.
- 794
- 00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,820
- I think that we have an opportunity here
- 795
- 00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:13,032
- to start anew
- and develop our relationship
- 796
- 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,409
- and see where it leads us, okay?
- 797
- 00:58:15,493 --> 00:58:18,663
- So, you just call Doctor Inspector off
- and let's just talk for five seconds!
- 798
- 00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:19,914
- Wait, wait, wait!
- 799
- 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,923
- - Come on! Go, go!
- - Sam!
- 800
- 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,885
- Go, go, go!
- 801
- 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,246
- Sam!
- 802
- 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,130
- Run!
- 803
- 00:59:16,137 --> 00:59:17,638
- Go, go, go, go!
- 804
- 00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:19,974
- Here he comes!
- 805
- 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:28,190
- Hide, Sam!
- 806
- 00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:40,327
- Weak!
- 807
- 00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:45,583
- Puny! Waste of metal!
- 808
- 00:59:48,544 --> 00:59:51,005
- Junkyard crap!
- 809
- 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:54,300
- Decepticons!
- 810
- 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,895
- Come here, boy.
- 811
- 01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:39,178
- There is another source of
- Energon hidden on this planet.
- 812
- 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,347
- The boy could lead us to it.
- 813
- 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:47,228
- Optimus!
- 814
- 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:05,788
- Is the future of our race not worth
- a single human life?
- 815
- 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:09,625
- - Up! Get up!
- - You'll never stop at one!
- 816
- 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,045
- I'll take you all on!
- 817
- 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,918
- Piece of tin!
- 818
- 01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,589
- Sam! Where are you?
- 819
- 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:00,467
- No!
- 820
- 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:03,721
- You're so weak!
- 821
- 01:02:27,995 --> 01:02:32,166
- The last Prime is dead!
- 822
- 01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:45,304
- Sam, run. Run.
- 823
- 01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,274
- Autobots, attack!
- 824
- 01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:04,323
- Bumblebee, get them out of here!
- 825
- 01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:19,046
- This is Lennox.
- 826
- 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:35,104
- - That went well.
- - We've lost the boy, Master.
- 827
- 01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:37,648
- The Autobots
- must be shielding their signals.
- 828
- 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:42,027
- I can't even rely on you
- to swat a simple insect?
- 829
- 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,532
- - One insect among seven billion!
- - Shut up!
- 830
- 01:03:48,117 --> 01:03:50,160
- He could be anywhere.
- 831
- 01:03:50,244 --> 01:03:53,706
- Then we will force them
- to find him for us!
- 832
- 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:57,418
- It's time for the world
- to know of our presence.
- 833
- 01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,629
- No more disguises. No mercy!
- 834
- 01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:04,633
- The time has come
- for my master's arrival.
- 835
- 01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:13,934
- Decepticons, mobilise. It is time.
- 836
- 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,787
- Speaking French is so exciting!
- 837
- 01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:35,622
- Oh, God, who is this?
- 838
- 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,294
- Hello? I mean, bonsoir!
- 839
- 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:44,965
- - What? Who is this?
- - Where is the boy?
- 840
- 01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:49,970
- For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed
- with your perverted mouth-breathing.
- 841
- 01:05:30,219 --> 01:05:31,220
- Jeez!
- 842
- 01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:33,847
- You are invading my space.
- I'm gonna have to drop you.
- 843
- 01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,140
- Would you get out of here?
- 844
- 01:05:35,224 --> 01:05:37,476
- I didn't come all the way across
- the ocean to eat a plate of snails.
- 845
- 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:38,852
- I want to try new things.
- 846
- 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,355
- Looks like Canadian goose poop.
- 847
- 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,066
- It's nasty.
- 848
- 01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:59,683
- Revenge is mine.
- 849
- 01:07:16,825 --> 01:07:18,785
- Yeah!
- 850
- 01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:23,040
- ...definitely not a plane...
- 851
- 01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:25,167
- Look, carriers don't just sink.
- 852
- 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:28,378
- ...a horrible accident or a terrorist
- attack or worse...
- 853
- 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,714
- Negative. NORAD confirmed,
- 854
- 01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:35,093
- projectile came from beyond our
- atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.
- 855
- 01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:52,903
- Citizens of the human hive,
- 856
- 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:56,365
- your leaders have withheld the truth.
- 857
- 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:59,993
- You are not alone in this universe.
- 858
- 01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:03,789
- We have lived among you, hidden,
- 859
- 01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:07,501
- but no more.
- 860
- 01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:12,506
- As you've seen,
- we can destroy your cities at will,
- 861
- 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:17,636
- unless you turn over this boy.
- 862
- 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:29,022
- If you resist us, we will destroy
- the world as you know it.
- 863
- 01:08:29,690 --> 01:08:31,191
- What we're hearing
- from the German government
- 864
- 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:34,319
- is that the world broadcast
- was a satellite hacking.
- 865
- 01:08:34,403 --> 01:08:37,698
- The military has just told us they have
- assumed Condition Delta,
- 866
- 01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:40,617
- which is the highest level
- we have been at since 9/11.
- 867
- 01:08:40,701 --> 01:08:42,619
- President Obama
- is being flown to a bunker
- 868
- 01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:44,371
- somewhere in the middle
- of the United States
- 869
- 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:48,917
- in the face of the worst simultaneous
- attacks ever around the globe.
- 870
- 01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:54,381
- The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes
- down off the East Coast, all hands lost.
- 871
- 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:57,634
- Worldwide casualties
- are in the neighbourhood of 7,000,
- 872
- 01:08:57,718 --> 01:08:59,428
- but that number could climb.
- 873
- 01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,554
- It's still too early to tell.
- 874
- 01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,056
- What we need to ask now is,
- "Who and why?"
- 875
- 01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:06,059
- The FBI is still trying to locate
- the boy, Sam Witwicky.
- 876
- 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:08,854
- We believe they have information
- about the attacks.
- 877
- 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:11,273
- The FBI, CIA and Interpol
- 878
- 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:14,693
- are all seeking the cooperation
- of worldwide law enforcement.
- 879
- 01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:16,903
- You need to listen to this, man.
- You gotta check this out.
- 880
- 01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:19,614
- - They have a traffic-camera spotting...
- - They have a picture of me, man.
- 881
- 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:23,118
- We're dead, bro.
- FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!
- 882
- 01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,411
- I just need you to focus
- 883
- 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:25,495
- - for one minute, man.
- - Just stop.
- 884
- 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:27,080
- This thing has blown up
- to a whole other level, all right?
- 885
- 01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:28,874
- You know what? Give me this thing.
- They can track us.
- 886
- 01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:30,917
- - Do you see this?
- - What?
- 887
- 01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:35,672
- They can track us?
- Like, satellite track us?
- 888
- 01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:37,716
- Okay, I'm not even with you guys!
- 889
- 01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:40,135
- Technically, I'm like a hostage.
- This is kidnapping...
- 890
- 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:41,511
- - Enough is...
- - Yo, Leo!
- 891
- 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,972
- This thing's gonna
- give me a heart attack, I swear.
- 892
- 01:09:44,056 --> 01:09:46,433
- - That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- - You guys forced me into that car, right?
- 893
- 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,517
- I think he's scared.
- 894
- 01:09:47,601 --> 01:09:50,103
- Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do
- with this shrimp taco?
- 895
- 01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:51,521
- Let's pop a cap in his ass,
- throw him in the trunk
- 896
- 01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:53,190
- and then nobody gonna know nothing,
- know what I mean?
- 897
- 01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:56,151
- - Not in my trunk.
- - Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.
- 898
- 01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:58,445
- Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!
- 899
- 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,697
- No one's popping any caps
- in any asses, okay?
- 900
- 01:10:00,781 --> 01:10:02,324
- I've had a hell of a day!
- 901
- 01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,827
- Why don't you get a haircut
- with your bitch ass?
- 902
- 01:10:05,911 --> 01:10:07,037
- Go whine to your boyfriend!
- 903
- 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,373
- Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do,
- man. Look, I'm just going to go
- 904
- 01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:10,540
- to the authorities and tell them the truth.
- 905
- 01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:11,625
- Like, I had nothing to do with this.
- 906
- 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,085
- - So, I'm not an accomplice.
- - Hey, you wanted this, right?
- 907
- 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,586
- You wanted the real deal?
- Well, that's what this is.
- 908
- 01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:16,046
- Wake up! You're in the middle of it!
- 909
- 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:18,465
- You want to run? Go ahead!
- No one's stopping you.
- 910
- 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,051
- Stop complaining.
- 911
- 01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:58,839
- What is the meaning of this?
- 912
- 01:10:59,131 --> 01:11:01,049
- You dare point a gun at me?
- 913
- 01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:04,886
- You want a piece of me?
- I will tear you apart!
- 914
- 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,266
- Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
- 915
- 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:10,809
- - Tell them to lower their weapons!
- - Tell them first.
- 916
- 01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:11,935
- Tell them to lower their weapons.
- 917
- 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,020
- Major, there's nothing I can do.
- Talk to him.
- 918
- 01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:16,022
- Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.
- 919
- 01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:19,025
- You are to cease
- anti-Decepticon operations
- 920
- 01:11:19,109 --> 01:11:21,445
- and return to Diego Garcia
- pending further orders.
- 921
- 01:11:21,528 --> 01:11:23,905
- No, we take our orders directly
- from Chairman Morshower, sir.
- 922
- 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:25,782
- Well, I'll see your Chairman
- of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
- 923
- 01:11:25,866 --> 01:11:28,368
- and I will raise you
- a President of the United States.
- 924
- 01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:29,911
- I have operational command now.
- 925
- 01:11:29,995 --> 01:11:32,205
- An alien blood feud
- has been brought to our shores
- 926
- 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,915
- for which our soldiers
- are paying the price.
- 927
- 01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:36,042
- The secret is out!
- 928
- 01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:39,588
- This is our war now and we will win it
- as we always have,
- 929
- 01:11:39,671 --> 01:11:41,590
- with a coordinated military strategy.
- 930
- 01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:44,634
- This fool is terribly misinformed.
- 931
- 01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:46,094
- You're gonna need every asset
- that you've got.
- 932
- 01:11:46,178 --> 01:11:47,888
- What we need is to draw up battle plans
- 933
- 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:50,140
- while we explore
- every possible diplomatic solution.
- 934
- 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,725
- Like what, handing over the kid?
- 935
- 01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:54,895
- All options are being considered.
- 936
- 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:59,441
- Whatever the Decepticons are after,
- this is just the start.
- 937
- 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:02,611
- - There is no negotiating with them.
- - I'm ordering you to stand down.
- 938
- 01:12:02,694 --> 01:12:06,781
- You won't be needing this any more.
- Get your assets back to base!
- 939
- 01:12:06,865 --> 01:12:10,076
- And take that pile of scrap metal back
- to Diego Garcia.
- 940
- 01:12:11,286 --> 01:12:12,621
- Let's go!
- 941
- 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:17,792
- I really don't like that dude.
- He's an asshole.
- 942
- 01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:20,378
- Autobots, report to hangar for transport.
- 943
- 01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:25,717
- - Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
- - That's not what Optimus would want.
- 944
- 01:12:44,945 --> 01:12:46,988
- There's nothing
- that you could have done.
- 945
- 01:12:51,618 --> 01:12:53,703
- - You okay?
- - Yeah.
- 946
- 01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,709
- Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
- 947
- 01:13:07,634 --> 01:13:10,679
- I messed up. I'm sorry.
- 948
- 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:16,601
- Young fella, you are the person
- I care about most in my life.
- 949
- 01:13:16,685 --> 01:13:19,771
- If there's anything you need,
- I won't be far away.
- 950
- 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,735
- He's dead because of me. He came
- here to protect me and he's dead.
- 951
- 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,905
- There's some things
- you just can't change.
- 952
- 01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:33,159
- So, his sacrifice for us would
- not have been in vain. Hallelujah!
- 953
- 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,746
- I'm gonna make it right.
- I'm going to turn myself in.
- 954
- 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,999
- We... We've got to stick together.
- 955
- 01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:47,340
- - You're not going to do that.
- - Yes, I am.
- 956
- 01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:55,181
- Everything we worked for
- will be wiped out in one day!
- 957
- 01:13:57,809 --> 01:13:59,978
- - You two...
- - Huh?
- 958
- 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:01,187
- Hey, you know the glyphs?
- 959
- 01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:03,732
- These? The symbols that have been
- rattling around in my head?
- 960
- 01:14:04,566 --> 01:14:08,528
- That's old school, yo.
- That's, like... That's Cybertronian.
- 961
- 01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:10,155
- That's some serious stuff, right there.
- 962
- 01:14:10,238 --> 01:14:13,283
- They gotta mean something,
- like a message or like a map.
- 963
- 01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:14,784
- Like a map to an Energon source!
- 964
- 01:14:14,868 --> 01:14:18,121
- - Can you read this?
- - Read?
- 965
- 01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:20,498
- No. We don't really do much reading.
- Not so much.
- 966
- 01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,626
- If you can't read it,
- we gotta find somebody who can.
- 967
- 01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:24,336
- Look who came sashaying back!
- 968
- 01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:26,004
- Hair growing like a Chia Pet.
- Look at him.
- 969
- 01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:27,922
- I had a bit
- of a mild panic attack earlier, right?
- 970
- 01:14:28,006 --> 01:14:29,132
- That's 'cause you're a pussy.
- 971
- 01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:31,092
- I think I'm allowed that,
- considering what I've been through.
- 972
- 01:14:31,718 --> 01:14:32,802
- I heard you have a problem.
- 973
- 01:14:32,886 --> 01:14:35,889
- - I think I know someone who can help.
- - Who?
- 974
- 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:37,140
- Robo-Warrior.
- 975
- 01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:41,936
- This guy, Robo-Warrior,
- 976
- 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:44,397
- everything about anything alien,
- he's supposed to know.
- 977
- 01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,857
- One time we revenge-hacked his site
- 978
- 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:50,362
- and maybe I saw some
- of your alien drawings or whatever.
- 979
- 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,751
- This is it. Yep.
- 980
- 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,002
- Deli. Good front!
- 981
- 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,922
- All right, wait here.
- I'll give you the go/no go. All right?
- 982
- 01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:12,092
- Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,
- 983
- 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:15,303
- kasha-varnishka
- and kreplach combo right here.
- 984
- 01:15:15,387 --> 01:15:16,721
- Cash only. Who's next?
- 985
- 01:15:16,805 --> 01:15:20,100
- I told you to cure the lox in the brine
- and then smoke it.
- 986
- 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:21,768
- Ma, you want me
- to cut my hand off, or what?
- 987
- 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,353
- You... You ruined
- a beautiful piece of fish, you retard!
- 988
- 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:24,771
- I'm like a ninja with a blade.
- It's an art form.
- 989
- 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:26,064
- Give me your money. Get out of here!
- 990
- 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:30,068
- Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?
- Take a number, young man.
- 991
- 01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:32,070
- Robo-Warrior.
- 992
- 01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,949
- - Know him?
- - I never heard of him.
- 993
- 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,368
- You never heard of
- akumenang.com
- 994
- 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,995
- You must be talking about that
- amateur-hour blog operation
- 995
- 01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:44,207
- - with Game Boy-level security.
- - Robo-Warrior.
- 996
- 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,169
- It's him! It's him!
- That's the guy right there! That's him!
- 997
- 01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:50,672
- No.
- 998
- 01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:53,550
- - You got to be kidding me.
- - All right, meat store's closed!
- 999
- 01:15:53,633 --> 01:15:56,010
- - Everybody out! Out, right now!
- - When he says to go,
- 1000
- 01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:57,679
- - you go.
- - That means you, lady, right now.
- 1001
- 01:15:57,762 --> 01:15:59,889
- - Wait a minute. You know this guy?
- - We're old friends.
- 1002
- 01:15:59,973 --> 01:16:03,435
- Old friends? You're the case
- that shut down Sector Seven,
- 1003
- 01:16:03,518 --> 01:16:04,853
- got the kibosh, disbanded.
- 1004
- 01:16:04,936 --> 01:16:08,189
- No more security clearance,
- no retirement, no nothing.
- 1005
- 01:16:08,273 --> 01:16:11,234
- All 'cause of you
- and your little criminal girlfriend.
- 1006
- 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:15,613
- - Look at her now, so mature.
- - Moron! Where's the whitefish?
- 1007
- 01:16:15,697 --> 01:16:17,574
- Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.
- 1008
- 01:16:17,657 --> 01:16:19,242
- - Yakov!
- - What?
- 1009
- 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,369
- You don't get
- Christmas bonuses standing around!
- 1010
- 01:16:21,453 --> 01:16:23,246
- You want those new teeth
- you saw on SkyMall?
- 1011
- 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:25,540
- - It's my dream.
- - Help her out.
- 1012
- 01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:27,208
- You live with your mama?
- 1013
- 01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:28,626
- No, my mama lives with me.
- It's a big difference.
- 1014
- 01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:30,587
- They got your face all over the news,
- alien boy.
- 1015
- 01:16:30,670 --> 01:16:33,047
- - Yeah, I know.
- - And NBE One's still kicking, huh?
- 1016
- 01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,300
- How did that happen? Don't answer.
- 1017
- 01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:37,761
- I don't know what you're hiding,
- but I don't want anything to do with it.
- 1018
- 01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:40,597
- So, good-bye. You never saw me.
- I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.
- 1019
- 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,141
- Can you give me five seconds?
- Look, hold on, I need your help.
- 1020
- 01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:45,810
- Really? You need my help?
- 1021
- 01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:48,521
- I need...
- Look, I am slowly losing my mind.
- 1022
- 01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:50,231
- Okay, I had a little crab-bot,
- 1023
- 01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:52,442
- plunged a device deep into
- the soft tissues of my brain
- 1024
- 01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:55,361
- and started projecting little alien
- symbols like a freaking home movie!
- 1025
- 01:16:55,445 --> 01:16:58,198
- And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
- So, you think you got it rough?
- 1026
- 01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,450
- You said it projected images
- off your brain?
- 1027
- 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:03,119
- - Right.
- - Meat locker, now!
- 1028
- 01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:05,121
- Dead pigs.
- 1029
- 01:17:05,205 --> 01:17:07,373
- What you're about to see is top secret.
- 1030
- 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,168
- Do not tell my mother.
- 1031
- 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,296
- - Swine flu. Not good.
- - Now you know.
- 1032
- 01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:16,299
- Next time you eat a goat or a pig,
- there's a story behind it.
- 1033
- 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:17,675
- Sad little story.
- 1034
- 01:17:17,759 --> 01:17:18,968
- An entire city flat.
- How do you explain that?
- 1035
- 01:17:19,052 --> 01:17:20,094
- Are you saying you believe
- in aliens now?
- 1036
- 01:17:20,178 --> 01:17:23,348
- Okay, files, files.
- We're talking about symbols.
- 1037
- 01:17:24,057 --> 01:17:26,643
- Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.
- 1038
- 01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:29,354
- Okay, Cube-brain.
- 1039
- 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:32,190
- Any of these look
- like the symbols you saw?
- 1040
- 01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:33,650
- Where'd you get these?
- 1041
- 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:37,362
- Before I got fired,
- I poached S-7's crown jewel,
- 1042
- 01:17:37,445 --> 01:17:42,826
- over 75 years of alien research,
- which points to one inescapable fact.
- 1043
- 01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:46,871
- The Transformers,
- they've been here a long, long time.
- 1044
- 01:17:47,247 --> 01:17:48,414
- How do I know?
- 1045
- 01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:51,376
- Archaeologists found
- these unexplained markings
- 1046
- 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:53,711
- in ancient ruins all over the world.
- 1047
- 01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:56,214
- China. Egypt. Greece.
- 1048
- 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,758
- Shot in 1932.
- 1049
- 01:17:58,842 --> 01:18:00,677
- These the symbols
- you're seeing in your head?
- 1050
- 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,346
- - Yeah.
- - Same ones over here, right?
- 1051
- 01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:08,226
- So, tell me, how did they end up
- all drawing the same things?
- 1052
- 01:18:09,269 --> 01:18:12,230
- Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.
- 1053
- 01:18:12,313 --> 01:18:15,275
- Check this out. Project Black Knife.
- 1054
- 01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:20,196
- Robots in disguise,
- hiding here all along.
- 1055
- 01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,575
- We detected radioactive signatures
- all across the country.
- 1056
- 01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:27,203
- I pleaded on my knees with S-7
- to investigate it,
- 1057
- 01:18:27,287 --> 01:18:30,790
- but they said the readings
- were infinitesimal,
- 1058
- 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:33,334
- that I was obsessed.
- 1059
- 01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:35,211
- Me. Can you imagine that?
- 1060
- 01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:38,381
- Yeah. Megatron said that there
- was another Energon source here.
- 1061
- 01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:40,341
- - On Earth. Another source?
- - On Earth.
- 1062
- 01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:43,303
- Okay? And that these symbols,
- maps in my head, would lead him there.
- 1063
- 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,138
- You talk to your Autobot friends
- about this?
- 1064
- 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,556
- No, no, no, the source is before them.
- 1065
- 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,433
- Whatever the Energon source is,
- it predates them.
- 1066
- 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:49,601
- It's before them.
- 1067
- 01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:51,686
- - So, it comes before them.
- - Correct.
- 1068
- 01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:55,148
- Well, then we're porked,
- unless we can talk to a Decepticon.
- 1069
- 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:57,317
- I mean,
- I'm not on speaking terms with them.
- 1070
- 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,110
- Actually, I am.
- 1071
- 01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:05,158
- Let me out!
- 1072
- 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,493
- - This is going to be a little bit sad.
- - Open it.
- 1073
- 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,331
- I will have so many Decepticons
- on your butt!
- 1074
- 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,916
- Hey, behave!
- 1075
- 01:19:12,999 --> 01:19:14,792
- - What is it, a Decepticon?
- - Yeah.
- 1076
- 01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:16,669
- - And you're training him?
- - I'm trying to.
- 1077
- 01:19:17,337 --> 01:19:20,256
- I spent my whole adult life combing
- the planet for aliens,
- 1078
- 01:19:20,548 --> 01:19:23,676
- and you're carrying around one
- in your purse like a little Chihuahua.
- 1079
- 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,721
- Do you want a throwdown,
- you pubic 'fro-head?
- 1080
- 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:29,974
- I'm sorry.
- I'm so sorry about your eye, you know,
- 1081
- 01:19:30,058 --> 01:19:33,186
- but, if you're a good boy,
- then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
- 1082
- 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:34,687
- Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
- 1083
- 01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:38,191
- Just tell me
- what these symbols are, please.
- 1084
- 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:40,443
- All right.
- 1085
- 01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:44,697
- I know that.
- That's the language of the Primes.
- 1086
- 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:48,284
- I don't read it, but these guys...
- 1087
- 01:19:48,368 --> 01:19:50,870
- Where the frick did you find photos
- of these guys?
- 1088
- 01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:54,749
- - Is this they?
- - Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.
- 1089
- 01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:58,419
- They've been here thousands of years,
- looking for something. I don't know what.
- 1090
- 01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:02,006
- Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll
- translate those symbols for you.
- 1091
- 01:20:02,090 --> 01:20:04,425
- - And I know where to find them.
- - Show us.
- 1092
- 01:20:04,509 --> 01:20:05,843
- Yeah.
- 1093
- 01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:11,557
- The closest one's in Washington.
- 1094
- 01:20:13,893 --> 01:20:18,898
- Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
- Land of dreams in there.
- 1095
- 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:21,609
- All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.
- 1096
- 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:25,655
- - Hold those.
- - What is that?
- 1097
- 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:28,741
- What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.
- 1098
- 01:20:29,701 --> 01:20:33,246
- So does Giambi, Jeter.
- It's a baseball thing. Okay.
- 1099
- 01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,707
- Watches synchronised,
- sharp mind and empty bladder.
- 1100
- 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,793
- You get caught, demand an attorney
- and don't ever say my name.
- 1101
- 01:20:38,876 --> 01:20:40,628
- Okay, take one of these pills.
- Slip it under your tongue.
- 1102
- 01:20:40,712 --> 01:20:43,006
- It's the high-concentrate polymer
- they put in Oreo cookies.
- 1103
- 01:20:43,089 --> 01:20:44,799
- Tricks the polygraph every time.
- 1104
- 01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:46,634
- Okay. Now, let's get this show
- on the road.
- 1105
- 01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:49,178
- No, listen, I can't do this.
- 1106
- 01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:51,180
- I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.
- I'm not gonna do this.
- 1107
- 01:20:51,264 --> 01:20:53,850
- - Guards have guns. I don't want to die.
- - Kid, kid, kid.
- 1108
- 01:20:53,933 --> 01:20:56,853
- You compromise this mission,
- you are dead to me.
- 1109
- 01:20:56,936 --> 01:20:59,480
- Now look into my eyes
- and tighten up that sphincter.
- 1110
- 01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:01,816
- The museum is now closing.
- 1111
- 01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:04,819
- Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!
- Ran out of toilet paper!
- 1112
- 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:06,195
- You got any out here?
- Please tell me you do.
- 1113
- 01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:09,282
- Sir! I suggest you get in there.
- The museum is closed!
- 1114
- 01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:11,784
- Listen, man, I understand that,
- but as you can see, this is important.
- 1115
- 01:21:11,868 --> 01:21:13,786
- All right? Thumper dumper.
- I got to go. All right.
- 1116
- 01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:16,789
- Sir, you are a grown,
- naked man around children.
- 1117
- 01:21:16,873 --> 01:21:19,792
- - Pull your pants up and exit the building.
- - I'm not going anywhere.
- 1118
- 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:27,175
- - You got that paper, right, sir?
- - You should be embarrassed.
- 1119
- 01:21:27,258 --> 01:21:29,385
- This is a family museum, sir.
- 1120
- 01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:48,905
- What is going on here?
- 1121
- 01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:53,451
- How many times can you get tased
- in the nuts before you can't have kids?
- 1122
- 01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:55,745
- You are an amateur, man,
- a rank amateur.
- 1123
- 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,834
- We just downed five guards.
- Five guards.
- 1124
- 01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:03,586
- - Get your stuff and get out of here.
- - Give me a second here.
- 1125
- 01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:05,379
- I got to get the tracker, all right.
- 1126
- 01:22:05,463 --> 01:22:07,882
- - Be good.
- - I'm claustrophobic.
- 1127
- 01:22:24,732 --> 01:22:28,111
- Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.
- He knows where he's going.
- 1128
- 01:22:33,825 --> 01:22:34,992
- - He knows something.
- - What?
- 1129
- 01:22:35,076 --> 01:22:36,119
- He knows something.
- 1130
- 01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,126
- You got what I got?
- 1131
- 01:22:43,209 --> 01:22:44,836
- - Yeah.
- - Blackbird.
- 1132
- 01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:49,423
- There he is.
- 1133
- 01:22:49,507 --> 01:22:53,136
- This guy's a legend,
- like the Chairman of the Board!
- 1134
- 01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:57,431
- Yo, freshman, point the shard
- and watch the magic happen.
- 1135
- 01:23:04,772 --> 01:23:06,566
- Shit. It's a Decepticon!
- 1136
- 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:09,026
- - Decepticon?
- - Decepticon?
- 1137
- 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:11,154
- Behind the MIG now!
- 1138
- 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:26,460
- What sort of hideous
- mausoleum is this?
- 1139
- 01:23:27,587 --> 01:23:29,839
- Answer me, pawns and knaves!
- 1140
- 01:23:29,922 --> 01:23:33,259
- Show yourselves
- or suffer my infinite wrath!
- 1141
- 01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,388
- You little spinal-cord-based organisms!
- 1142
- 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:39,765
- Bugger it!
- 1143
- 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:44,770
- Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
- 1144
- 01:23:45,146 --> 01:23:47,231
- Prepare for remote systems override!
- 1145
- 01:23:47,315 --> 01:23:49,859
- - I tell you, this guy did not age well.
- - I don't think he's gonna hurt us.
- 1146
- 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:52,236
- I command these doors to open.
- 1147
- 01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:56,282
- Fire! I said, fire!
- 1148
- 01:23:57,158 --> 01:23:58,492
- Bollocks!
- 1149
- 01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:02,163
- - Damn these worthless parts.
- - Wait a second!
- 1150
- 01:24:02,246 --> 01:24:05,583
- Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!
- 1151
- 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:09,837
- The museum is going to be very angry.
- Very angry.
- 1152
- 01:24:09,921 --> 01:24:11,589
- We gotta catch that plane.
- 1153
- 01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:18,930
- - Right. I'm on a mission.
- - Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 1154
- 01:24:19,013 --> 01:24:20,848
- - What do you want?
- - Look, we just want to talk!
- 1155
- 01:24:20,932 --> 01:24:22,725
- I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.
- 1156
- 01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:26,020
- I'm a mercenary doom-bringer.
- What planet am I on?
- 1157
- 01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:27,480
- - Earth.
- - Earth?
- 1158
- 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:32,610
- Terrible name for a planet.
- Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."
- 1159
- 01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:36,113
- Tell me,
- is that robot civil war still going on?
- 1160
- 01:24:36,197 --> 01:24:37,865
- - Who's winning?
- - The Decepticons.
- 1161
- 01:24:38,991 --> 01:24:42,328
- - Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
- - What do you mean, changed sides?
- 1162
- 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:45,915
- It's a choice.
- It's an intensely personal decision.
- 1163
- 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:49,669
- So much negativity.
- Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
- 1164
- 01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:50,753
- You mean you don't have to work
- 1165
- 01:24:50,836 --> 01:24:52,546
- for those miserable,
- freaking Decepticons?
- 1166
- 01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:56,175
- If Decepticons had their way,
- they'd destroy the whole universe.
- 1167
- 01:24:56,467 --> 01:24:59,053
- I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides,
- too, warrior goddess.
- 1168
- 01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:01,305
- - Who's your little Autobot?
- - You're cute.
- 1169
- 01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:04,433
- Name's Wheelie. Yeah.
- Say my name, say my name.
- 1170
- 01:25:05,059 --> 01:25:06,769
- What are you allowing
- to happen to your foot just now?
- 1171
- 01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:07,937
- At least he's faithful, Sam.
- 1172
- 01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:10,982
- Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude
- and he's perverted.
- 1173
- 01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:13,609
- Can you just... Can you stop?
- 1174
- 01:25:13,693 --> 01:25:15,111
- - Hey, what are you doing?
- - It's just something
- 1175
- 01:25:15,194 --> 01:25:17,071
- to think about. I won't argue with...
- What were you saying?
- 1176
- 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:21,242
- I told you my name was Jetfire,
- so stop judging me.
- 1177
- 01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:24,412
- - Somebody shit the bed this morning.
- - I have issues of my own.
- 1178
- 01:25:24,495 --> 01:25:25,997
- And it started with my mother!
- 1179
- 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,541
- My ancestors
- have been here for centuries.
- 1180
- 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:31,585
- My father, he was a wheel,
- the first wheel.
- 1181
- 01:25:31,669 --> 01:25:33,921
- - Do you know what he transformed into?
- - No.
- 1182
- 01:25:34,005 --> 01:25:35,047
- Nothing!
- 1183
- 01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:38,801
- But he did so with honour,
- dignity, damn it!
- 1184
- 01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:46,642
- Bollocks.
- 1185
- 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,228
- My boosters are fried.
- 1186
- 01:25:51,188 --> 01:25:52,398
- I think we can help each other.
- 1187
- 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:55,359
- You know things I don't know.
- I know things you don't know, I do.
- 1188
- 01:25:55,443 --> 01:25:57,862
- I don't think he knows anything.
- Honestly, I don't.
- 1189
- 01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:01,991
- I could do this all day.
- It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.
- 1190
- 01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:04,994
- They're symbols, but they're in my mind.
- You see, all this is in my mind
- 1191
- 01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:06,954
- and Megatron wants what's in my mind.
- 1192
- 01:26:07,038 --> 01:26:10,249
- - Him and someone called The Fallen.
- - The Fallen? I know him.
- 1193
- 01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:13,586
- He left me here to rust.
- The original Decepticon.
- 1194
- 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:17,506
- He's terrible to work for.
- It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.
- 1195
- 01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:19,592
- These transcriptions,
- they were part of my mission,
- 1196
- 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:20,676
- The Fallen's search.
- 1197
- 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:24,305
- I remember now,
- for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.
- 1198
- 01:26:24,388 --> 01:26:26,515
- Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?
- What are you talking about?
- 1199
- 01:26:26,599 --> 01:26:31,062
- No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!
- Stay still or you'll die!
- 1200
- 01:26:57,630 --> 01:26:59,048
- Well, that wasn't so bad.
- 1201
- 01:26:59,131 --> 01:27:00,758
- I just hope we're still on the right planet.
- 1202
- 01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:02,802
- Hey, that freaking hurt!
- 1203
- 01:27:04,095 --> 01:27:05,471
- Oh, my God.
- 1204
- 01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:13,979
- Oh, God.
- 1205
- 01:27:18,401 --> 01:27:20,361
- Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.
- 1206
- 01:27:20,444 --> 01:27:24,407
- This would be a perfect moment,
- except you landed on my testicles.
- 1207
- 01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:26,117
- Please, get off.
- 1208
- 01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:29,495
- God, my balls.
- 1209
- 01:27:30,704 --> 01:27:31,956
- Sam!
- 1210
- 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:36,168
- - Where are we? Simmons!
- - Hey! Yeah!
- 1211
- 01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:41,257
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- What is this? It's Vegas.
- 1212
- 01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:43,134
- - You guys okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1213
- 01:27:43,217 --> 01:27:45,719
- Hey, I think we're in Vegas!
- 1214
- 01:27:45,803 --> 01:27:49,432
- That really, really hurt.
- You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!
- 1215
- 01:27:49,515 --> 01:27:52,143
- People could have gotten killed, okay?
- And if I would have gotten hurt,
- 1216
- 01:27:52,226 --> 01:27:54,186
- - you would have heard...
- - Shut up.
- 1217
- 01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:58,566
- I told you I was opening a space bridge.
- It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
- 1218
- 01:27:58,649 --> 01:28:01,485
- When did you... When did you tell us?
- You didn't tell us anything.
- 1219
- 01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:03,320
- You didn't tell us anything.
- Why are we in Egypt?
- 1220
- 01:28:03,404 --> 01:28:07,992
- Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!
- You were duly informed!
- 1221
- 01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:09,743
- Can you just stop for a second?
- Can you focus?
- 1222
- 01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:10,995
- Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
- 1223
- 01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:13,747
- so we can all have a little bit of
- semblance of peace of mind?
- 1224
- 01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:17,293
- This planet was visited
- by our race once before,
- 1225
- 01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:20,129
- by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.
- 1226
- 01:28:20,212 --> 01:28:23,090
- They were on an exploratory mission
- to harvest Energon,
- 1227
- 01:28:23,174 --> 01:28:25,759
- the lifeblood of our race.
- 1228
- 01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:30,681
- Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize
- and rust, like my wretched self!
- 1229
- 01:28:30,764 --> 01:28:34,685
- Do you have any idea what it's like
- to slowly fall apart and die?
- 1230
- 01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:37,730
- Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?
- 1231
- 01:28:38,481 --> 01:28:43,694
- Beginning, middle, end.
- Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.
- 1232
- 01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:48,657
- Somewhere buried in this desert,
- our ancestors built a great machine.
- 1233
- 01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:52,912
- It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
- 1234
- 01:28:52,995 --> 01:28:54,705
- - Destroy suns?
- - You mean blow them up?
- 1235
- 01:28:54,788 --> 01:28:56,665
- Yes. You see, in the beginning,
- 1236
- 01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:59,877
- there were seven Primes,
- our original leaders.
- 1237
- 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:04,089
- And they set out into the universe,
- seeking distant suns to harvest.
- 1238
- 01:29:04,715 --> 01:29:10,179
- The Primes set out with one rule,
- never destroy a planet with life,
- 1239
- 01:29:10,262 --> 01:29:13,182
- until one of them tried to defy this rule.
- 1240
- 01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:17,478
- And his name forevermore
- was The Fallen.
- 1241
- 01:29:19,271 --> 01:29:21,607
- He despised the human race
- 1242
- 01:29:22,775 --> 01:29:26,946
- and he wanted to kill you all
- by turning on that machine.
- 1243
- 01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:31,075
- The only way to activate it
- is with a legendary key
- 1244
- 01:29:31,158 --> 01:29:34,286
- called the Matrix of Leadership.
- 1245
- 01:29:40,543 --> 01:29:44,964
- A great battle took place over
- possession of the Matrix.
- 1246
- 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:52,221
- The Fallen was stronger than
- his brothers,
- 1247
- 01:29:53,639 --> 01:29:58,102
- so they had no choice
- but to steal and hide it from him.
- 1248
- 01:29:58,686 --> 01:30:03,566
- In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
- their lives to seal the Matrix away
- 1249
- 01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:06,819
- in a tomb made of
- their very own bodies,
- 1250
- 01:30:07,528 --> 01:30:10,447
- a tomb we cannot find.
- 1251
- 01:30:11,865 --> 01:30:17,580
- Somewhere, buried in this desert,
- that deadly machine remains.
- 1252
- 01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:19,707
- The Fallen knows where it is
- 1253
- 01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:25,379
- and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,
- your world will be no more.
- 1254
- 01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:27,423
- Okay, so how do we stop him?
- 1255
- 01:30:27,506 --> 01:30:29,883
- Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.
- 1256
- 01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:31,510
- Optimus Prime?
- 1257
- 01:30:33,971 --> 01:30:36,098
- So, you've met a Prime?
- 1258
- 01:30:36,181 --> 01:30:39,268
- Why, you must have met
- a great descendant.
- 1259
- 01:30:39,351 --> 01:30:42,438
- Is he alive, here on this planet?
- 1260
- 01:30:43,188 --> 01:30:45,441
- He sacrificed himself to save me.
- 1261
- 01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,401
- So, he's dead.
- 1262
- 01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:51,572
- Without a Prime, it's impossible.
- No one else could stop The Fallen.
- 1263
- 01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:55,618
- So, the same energy that's gonna be
- used to reactivate the machine
- 1264
- 01:30:55,701 --> 01:30:58,329
- could that energy somehow be used
- to reactivate Optimus
- 1265
- 01:30:58,412 --> 01:30:59,455
- and bring him back to life?
- 1266
- 01:30:59,538 --> 01:31:04,251
- It was never designed for that purpose,
- but it's an energy like no other.
- 1267
- 01:31:04,543 --> 01:31:08,255
- So, then how do you get us to the Matrix
- before the Decepticons get to me?
- 1268
- 01:31:08,339 --> 01:31:11,508
- Follow your mind, your map,
- your symbols.
- 1269
- 01:31:11,592 --> 01:31:14,219
- What you carved in the sand,
- it's your clue.
- 1270
- 01:31:14,303 --> 01:31:19,516
- When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,
- Three Kings will reveal the doorway!
- 1271
- 01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,560
- Find the doorway!
- 1272
- 01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:23,520
- Go now! Go!
- 1273
- 01:31:23,604 --> 01:31:26,523
- That was my mission.
- It's your mission now.
- 1274
- 01:31:26,607 --> 01:31:30,903
- Go before the Decepticons find me
- and find you.
- 1275
- 01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,786
- Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.
- 1276
- 01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:42,373
- Ancient Sumerians used to call
- the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip."
- 1277
- 01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:44,333
- - That's the Dagger's Tip.
- - It's part of the Red Sea.
- 1278
- 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,627
- It divides Egypt and Jordan
- like the tip of a blade.
- 1279
- 01:31:46,710 --> 01:31:50,547
- 29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.
- 1280
- 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:53,008
- First thing we've got to do
- is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.
- 1281
- 01:31:53,092 --> 01:31:55,511
- How are you gonna get him
- halfway around the world?
- 1282
- 01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:56,762
- I'm gonna make a call.
- 1283
- 01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:00,974
- We got cops!
- 1284
- 01:32:07,314 --> 01:32:08,357
- I can't go to prison, guys.
- 1285
- 01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:14,905
- Sam, we got to get off this road
- and lay low.
- 1286
- 01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:27,334
- Man, stupid cops!
- 1287
- 01:32:27,418 --> 01:32:29,586
- This is what's called
- blending in like a ninja.
- 1288
- 01:32:29,670 --> 01:32:33,465
- - Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.
- - They're gone.
- 1289
- 01:32:33,549 --> 01:32:36,218
- Okay, we're running out of time.
- I gotta make the call to Lennox...
- 1290
- 01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:37,594
- You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.
- 1291
- 01:32:37,678 --> 01:32:40,347
- Try calling one base,
- they'll track you here in seconds.
- 1292
- 01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:43,016
- - CIA is all over this place!
- - You're gonna call.
- 1293
- 01:32:48,564 --> 01:32:51,150
- - Okay. That's a good idea.
- - All right.
- 1294
- 01:32:51,233 --> 01:32:53,694
- I mean, I just had my mind
- on other things,
- 1295
- 01:32:53,777 --> 01:32:55,195
- like winding up in an Egyptian prison.
- 1296
- 01:32:57,948 --> 01:33:00,284
- NEST departure, 2100 hours.
- 1297
- 01:33:01,618 --> 01:33:05,372
- So, we're shipping him back to base.
- This is such a mistake.
- 1298
- 01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:13,005
- Major Lennox, phone call.
- 1299
- 01:33:13,756 --> 01:33:16,842
- Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You
- know, the one with the attitude, right?
- 1300
- 01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:18,510
- We need the truck. The truck.
- 1301
- 01:33:18,594 --> 01:33:21,346
- We got a possible resurrection
- going on over here.
- 1302
- 01:33:21,430 --> 01:33:25,684
- You're not gonna believe where we are.
- Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.
- 1303
- 01:33:25,768 --> 01:33:27,352
- Back of a $1 bill.
- 1304
- 01:33:27,770 --> 01:33:34,109
- Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,
- 34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.
- 1305
- 01:33:34,193 --> 01:33:36,862
- Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay.
- Heat comes.
- 1306
- 01:33:36,945 --> 01:33:38,530
- Wait, who are you?
- 1307
- 01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:42,201
- Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.
- 1308
- 01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:43,368
- Cops are coming right now.
- We need to go!
- 1309
- 01:33:43,452 --> 01:33:45,245
- Move, move, move, move.
- 1310
- 01:33:46,371 --> 01:33:50,125
- Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
- 1311
- 01:33:50,209 --> 01:33:52,669
- Tip of the Red Sea.
- Gulf of Aqaba.
- 1312
- 01:33:52,753 --> 01:33:55,297
- Egypt? Are you serious?
- 1313
- 01:33:56,924 --> 01:33:58,050
- Sir.
- 1314
- 01:34:02,304 --> 01:34:05,140
- Even if we could figure out a way
- to get big man over there,
- 1315
- 01:34:05,224 --> 01:34:07,893
- how is this little kid supposed
- to bring him back to life?
- 1316
- 01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:11,355
- Look, I don't know,
- but we got to trust him.
- 1317
- 01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:14,983
- Okay, let's go over it again.
- 1318
- 01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:17,277
- When the dawn alights
- the Dagger's Tip,
- 1319
- 01:34:17,361 --> 01:34:19,655
- - the Three Kings...
- - Will reveal the doorway.
- 1320
- 01:34:19,738 --> 01:34:21,490
- That's what he said.
- You know what it means?
- 1321
- 01:34:21,573 --> 01:34:23,158
- - No, what does it mean?
- - I have no idea.
- 1322
- 01:34:23,242 --> 01:34:24,993
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Checkpoint. Checkpoint.
- 1323
- 01:34:25,077 --> 01:34:26,537
- I don't have my passport.
- 1324
- 01:34:28,914 --> 01:34:30,249
- Passport!
- 1325
- 01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:39,216
- They got cameras at the top.
- 1326
- 01:34:43,136 --> 01:34:46,598
- All right, chill. This is espionage time.
- I can handle it.
- 1327
- 01:34:46,682 --> 01:34:49,768
- These are my people.
- I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.
- 1328
- 01:34:52,646 --> 01:34:54,189
- Great, a fricking Munchkin.
- 1329
- 01:34:54,273 --> 01:34:56,692
- Little people are mean.
- Tell him he's tall.
- 1330
- 01:35:05,534 --> 01:35:08,370
- The Dagger's Tip? Right?
- 1331
- 01:35:08,453 --> 01:35:10,956
- Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.
- 1332
- 01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:14,293
- Me and my family. This is my family.
- This is my son,
- 1333
- 01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:18,046
- my other son, my daughter.
- We're tourists, from New York.
- 1334
- 01:35:18,130 --> 01:35:20,007
- - New York?
- - Yes. Yes.
- 1335
- 01:35:20,090 --> 01:35:21,091
- Fifty kilometres.
- 1336
- 01:35:21,174 --> 01:35:23,552
- You look like the guy that runs
- my falafel stand. Thank you very much.
- 1337
- 01:35:24,011 --> 01:35:25,804
- - I know. I know you from somewhere.
- - Go, Yankees!
- 1338
- 01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:27,723
- Put it on the wire to the CIA.
- 1339
- 01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:36,815
- Decepticons, boy's location detected.
- 1340
- 01:35:45,824 --> 01:35:48,744
- Undercover, yo. You got to blend in
- with your surroundings.
- 1341
- 01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:51,204
- You know, you got to be part
- of the landscape.
- 1342
- 01:35:59,296 --> 01:36:02,382
- Awesome! I think aliens built that.
- 1343
- 01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:04,426
- Yeah, yeah.
- 1344
- 01:36:04,509 --> 01:36:06,511
- Come on. Move it! Move it!
- 1345
- 01:36:06,637 --> 01:36:08,722
- Guard us. Low profile.
- Don't make a scene, okay?
- 1346
- 01:36:08,805 --> 01:36:11,892
- Yeah, some of us got work to do!
- Dumb Autobots.
- 1347
- 01:36:33,497 --> 01:36:36,583
- Being my girlfriend is hazardous
- to your health.
- 1348
- 01:36:37,376 --> 01:36:41,546
- Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.
- 1349
- 01:36:41,964 --> 01:36:43,548
- - Do they?
- - Yeah.
- 1350
- 01:36:46,385 --> 01:36:48,553
- You might as well just say it.
- 1351
- 01:36:48,637 --> 01:36:50,097
- Ladies first.
- 1352
- 01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:54,267
- Okay, so tonight you're going to be
- a gentleman.
- 1353
- 01:36:54,351 --> 01:36:57,479
- - You're really chivalrous.
- - Why are you mad at me?
- 1354
- 01:36:57,562 --> 01:37:01,066
- You know what?
- Baby, I'm not... I'm not mad.
- 1355
- 01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:06,655
- Do you realise that I just flew 3,000
- miles to keep you from getting killed?
- 1356
- 01:37:06,738 --> 01:37:07,948
- I know.
- 1357
- 01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:13,954
- Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?
- 1358
- 01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:16,748
- Look at the things I go through with you.
- 1359
- 01:37:17,374 --> 01:37:19,543
- And now we're underneath the moon
- and the stars
- 1360
- 01:37:19,626 --> 01:37:21,837
- and the three most beautiful pyramids
- on the planet
- 1361
- 01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:24,256
- and you still can't even tell me that
- you love me.
- 1362
- 01:37:25,340 --> 01:37:26,717
- Pyramids.
- 1363
- 01:37:27,926 --> 01:37:29,344
- What? Why do boys always
- 1364
- 01:37:29,428 --> 01:37:31,388
- - change the subject?
- - Pyramids and stars.
- 1365
- 01:37:31,471 --> 01:37:32,931
- - Sam?
- - Come with me really quick.
- 1366
- 01:37:41,106 --> 01:37:43,191
- Simmons! Leo! Wake up!
- 1367
- 01:37:46,486 --> 01:37:48,780
- Listen, astronomy class, page 47.
- Remember the class?
- 1368
- 01:37:48,864 --> 01:37:51,533
- No. I was only in college for two days.
- Remember that?
- 1369
- 01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,785
- - Here. Get up. Up, up.
- - What is he talking about?
- 1370
- 01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:00,208
- Okay, you see those three stars?
- 1371
- 01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:02,044
- You see
- how the last one touches the horizon?
- 1372
- 01:38:02,169 --> 01:38:04,880
- That's Orion's belt,
- but it's also called the Three Kings.
- 1373
- 01:38:04,963 --> 01:38:06,757
- And the reason for that
- is the three Egyptian kings
- 1374
- 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,634
- who built the pyramids of Giza
- built them to mirror those stars,
- 1375
- 01:38:09,718 --> 01:38:11,553
- so it's like an arrow staring us
- straight in the face.
- 1376
- 01:38:11,636 --> 01:38:15,098
- They all point due east, towards Jordan.
- The mountains of Petra.
- 1377
- 01:38:28,111 --> 01:38:29,404
- We've had an engine malfunction.
- 1378
- 01:38:29,488 --> 01:38:31,448
- We're gonna have to divert
- to SOCCENT.
- 1379
- 01:38:31,531 --> 01:38:33,617
- Flight master, let's lighten the load
- and prepare for bailout.
- 1380
- 01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:36,161
- Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?
- 1381
- 01:38:36,244 --> 01:38:39,164
- - All right, team, grab your chutes!
- - Bailout like bailout?
- 1382
- 01:38:41,750 --> 01:38:44,211
- - You familiar with the standard MC-4?
- - Of course not!
- 1383
- 01:38:44,294 --> 01:38:46,588
- I've never jumped out of
- a perfectly good aeroplane before!
- 1384
- 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:48,048
- Wait a minute, is this really happening?
- 1385
- 01:38:48,131 --> 01:38:49,925
- - Yeah.
- - All right, here we go.
- 1386
- 01:38:50,884 --> 01:38:54,596
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- You're behind this, aren't you?
- 1387
- 01:38:54,679 --> 01:38:56,306
- What are you talking about?
- You heard the pilot.
- 1388
- 01:38:56,389 --> 01:39:00,268
- These guys don't mess around.
- This is just standard procedure.
- 1389
- 01:39:00,352 --> 01:39:03,522
- I'm just following orders to the letter.
- Isn't that what you said?
- 1390
- 01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:07,234
- You just signed a death warrant
- on your career, Major.
- 1391
- 01:39:11,363 --> 01:39:13,448
- What was that? What was that?
- 1392
- 01:39:13,532 --> 01:39:15,867
- That's not good. Come on.
- 1393
- 01:39:16,868 --> 01:39:18,370
- - Right this way!
- - I can't jump out of an aeroplane!
- 1394
- 01:39:18,453 --> 01:39:20,497
- - I have an ulcer! No, no.
- - Come on. It's okay.
- 1395
- 01:39:20,872 --> 01:39:23,125
- I really can't do this.
- What are you doing...
- 1396
- 01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:25,710
- Come here! Come here.
- 1397
- 01:39:25,794 --> 01:39:30,048
- - Why aren't you wearing your chute?
- - Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
- 1398
- 01:39:30,132 --> 01:39:34,344
- Okay, I want you to listen very carefully
- and memorise everything that I say.
- 1399
- 01:39:34,427 --> 01:39:37,389
- Each chute has a GPS tracker so you
- can be found by Search and Rescue.
- 1400
- 01:39:37,472 --> 01:39:39,599
- Right next to that's a fabric webbing
- called a bridle,
- 1401
- 01:39:39,683 --> 01:39:41,810
- which holds the pin
- that keeps the main container closed.
- 1402
- 01:39:41,893 --> 01:39:43,979
- - Okay, are you listening?
- - I can't hear what...
- 1403
- 01:39:44,062 --> 01:39:45,480
- - Stop that!
- - All right. All right.
- 1404
- 01:39:45,564 --> 01:39:48,024
- All right,
- when the pilot chute inflates into the air,
- 1405
- 01:39:48,108 --> 01:39:50,277
- it pulls the pin
- and opens the main.
- 1406
- 01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:52,404
- Red's your backup, blue's your primary.
- 1407
- 01:39:52,487 --> 01:39:56,658
- I want you to pull the blue.
- I need you to pull it really hard!
- 1408
- 01:39:56,741 --> 01:39:59,578
- Not now, we're on the plane,
- you dumb-ass!
- 1409
- 01:40:02,497 --> 01:40:05,500
- - He say good-bye?
- - No, he didn't even say good-bye.
- 1410
- 01:40:05,917 --> 01:40:07,752
- General, we're loaded and ready.
- 1411
- 01:40:07,836 --> 01:40:10,714
- You give us the go, and we'll be ready
- to press in five minutes.
- 1412
- 01:40:10,797 --> 01:40:13,341
- - Excellent.
- - Sir, you need to see this now.
- 1413
- 01:40:16,261 --> 01:40:18,346
- - Have we checked these coordinates?
- - Egypt, sir.
- 1414
- 01:40:18,430 --> 01:40:21,183
- - They're airdropping in.
- - You've got to be kidding me.
- 1415
- 01:40:21,266 --> 01:40:22,684
- He knows something.
- 1416
- 01:40:22,767 --> 01:40:25,103
- We need to be ready to back him up
- if this thing goes hot.
- 1417
- 01:40:26,438 --> 01:40:27,522
- Copy that.
- 1418
- 01:40:27,606 --> 01:40:30,108
- CIA just got a hit on the boy,
- 1419
- 01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:32,694
- 100 miles from the location
- on that little note there.
- 1420
- 01:40:32,777 --> 01:40:33,862
- It's getting hotter.
- 1421
- 01:40:38,325 --> 01:40:40,952
- It's gotta be around here somewhere.
- 1422
- 01:41:02,182 --> 01:41:04,184
- You see the size of this?
- 1423
- 01:41:04,893 --> 01:41:07,312
- - You see this?
- - Spectacular.
- 1424
- 01:41:08,980 --> 01:41:11,441
- Amazing. Look at that.
- 1425
- 01:41:21,660 --> 01:41:23,995
- - It's here somewhere, guys.
- - Yeah, why?
- 1426
- 01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,622
- 'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
- 1427
- 01:41:25,705 --> 01:41:27,207
- who doesn't even know
- what planet he's on?
- 1428
- 01:41:27,290 --> 01:41:31,294
- In his defence, this is the biggest
- doorway I've ever seen in my entire life.
- 1429
- 01:41:32,045 --> 01:41:35,590
- Okay. Well, that's great.
- Let me do a quick search, all right?
- 1430
- 01:41:35,674 --> 01:41:37,259
- Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,
- 1431
- 01:41:37,342 --> 01:41:38,760
- that archaeologists
- have been here before?
- 1432
- 01:41:38,843 --> 01:41:39,928
- There's nothing here.
- 1433
- 01:41:40,011 --> 01:41:42,389
- Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid.
- 1434
- 01:41:42,472 --> 01:41:44,599
- Sometimes you get to
- the end of the rainbow
- 1435
- 01:41:44,683 --> 01:41:46,851
- and the leprechauns went
- and booby-trapped it!
- 1436
- 01:41:46,935 --> 01:41:49,312
- I'm listening to you?
- You live with your mother!
- 1437
- 01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:52,607
- - It's not over.
- - It is over. It's done.
- 1438
- 01:41:52,691 --> 01:41:54,192
- Why are we still listening to you,
- little punk-ass?
- 1439
- 01:41:54,276 --> 01:41:56,319
- I mean, what you ever done for us
- except ding my rim?
- 1440
- 01:41:56,403 --> 01:41:58,363
- Killed Megatron. How about that?
- 1441
- 01:41:58,446 --> 01:41:59,489
- Well, he didn't get the job done,
- 1442
- 01:41:59,572 --> 01:42:01,116
- you know what I mean,
- 'cause he's back now...
- 1443
- 01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:04,119
- - Are you scared?
- - Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
- 1444
- 01:42:04,202 --> 01:42:06,621
- I'm ugly?
- Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!
- 1445
- 01:42:06,705 --> 01:42:08,456
- Bring it, then! Get off me!
- 1446
- 01:42:08,540 --> 01:42:11,626
- - I'll change your face around!
- - I'll get all up in that ass!
- 1447
- 01:42:11,710 --> 01:42:13,128
- Bring it!
- 1448
- 01:42:13,878 --> 01:42:15,046
- Guys!
- 1449
- 01:42:16,381 --> 01:42:17,966
- - You like the way that feels?
- - That didn't hurt.
- 1450
- 01:42:18,049 --> 01:42:19,592
- You like that, don't you?
- 1451
- 01:42:19,676 --> 01:42:22,053
- - Come on, Bumblebee!
- - Bumblebee, listen.
- 1452
- 01:42:28,727 --> 01:42:29,728
- Now, that's rude.
- 1453
- 01:42:41,698 --> 01:42:43,658
- Oh, my God. The symbols.
- 1454
- 01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:46,745
- Bee! Shoot it.
- 1455
- 01:43:12,604 --> 01:43:15,273
- - Check this out.
- - Look at it.
- 1456
- 01:43:16,524 --> 01:43:17,525
- Wow!
- 1457
- 01:43:17,609 --> 01:43:20,111
- These are the bodies
- Jetfire was talking about.
- 1458
- 01:43:20,653 --> 01:43:22,572
- The tomb of the Primes.
- 1459
- 01:43:23,031 --> 01:43:24,282
- Yo!
- 1460
- 01:43:25,617 --> 01:43:26,785
- Yo!
- 1461
- 01:43:40,799 --> 01:43:42,133
- The Matrix.
- 1462
- 01:43:59,692 --> 01:44:00,902
- No.
- 1463
- 01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:03,279
- No.
- 1464
- 01:44:05,657 --> 01:44:08,201
- Thousands of years, turned to dust.
- 1465
- 01:44:08,827 --> 01:44:10,787
- This isn't how it's supposed to end.
- 1466
- 01:44:10,870 --> 01:44:12,038
- Hear that?
- 1467
- 01:44:16,584 --> 01:44:18,962
- US Air Force! C-17s!
- 1468
- 01:44:19,045 --> 01:44:21,756
- - What's a C-17?
- - You can't bring him back, Sam.
- 1469
- 01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:25,427
- - There's nothing left.
- - Look! Look around you.
- 1470
- 01:44:25,510 --> 01:44:28,096
- We didn't just go through everything
- we went through for no reason at all,
- 1471
- 01:44:28,179 --> 01:44:29,597
- to just have it end like this.
- 1472
- 01:44:29,681 --> 01:44:31,349
- There is a reason that we are here.
- 1473
- 01:44:31,433 --> 01:44:35,311
- The voices and the symbols in my head
- led us here for a purpose.
- 1474
- 01:44:41,192 --> 01:44:43,486
- Everyone's after me
- because of what I know,
- 1475
- 01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:48,992
- and what I know is that
- this is going to work.
- 1476
- 01:44:49,451 --> 01:44:52,495
- - How do you know it's gonna work?
- - Because I believe it.
- 1477
- 01:45:02,547 --> 01:45:04,883
- You best let me out of this plane.
- 1478
- 01:45:15,435 --> 01:45:18,521
- Dropping the big boy. Sam!
- 1479
- 01:45:25,653 --> 01:45:27,906
- You think you can bring him back to life
- with that pixie dust?
- 1480
- 01:45:27,989 --> 01:45:29,574
- Absolutely. Let's go.
- 1481
- 01:45:39,667 --> 01:45:40,877
- Go!
- 1482
- 01:45:41,711 --> 01:45:44,422
- Let's move it.
- Remember, they're friendlies.
- 1483
- 01:45:55,058 --> 01:45:56,601
- Cover Optimus!
- 1484
- 01:45:59,562 --> 01:46:01,648
- Secure the village.
- Get those cases down here.
- 1485
- 01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,858
- I need snipers and Stingers up high.
- 1486
- 01:46:03,942 --> 01:46:08,071
- So, we just dropped off 10 tons of
- dead robot in the middle of nowhere.
- 1487
- 01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,781
- I hope this little kid know
- what he's doing.
- 1488
- 01:46:09,864 --> 01:46:10,907
- Yeah, me too.
- 1489
- 01:46:16,871 --> 01:46:20,083
- Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!
- 1490
- 01:46:23,378 --> 01:46:24,712
- Pop flare!
- 1491
- 01:46:26,965 --> 01:46:29,592
- - That's them, right there. See the flare?
- - Right over there! See it?
- 1492
- 01:46:40,645 --> 01:46:41,813
- Sam!
- 1493
- 01:46:54,158 --> 01:46:55,702
- Oh, God. Please, God! Please.
- 1494
- 01:46:55,785 --> 01:46:57,412
- Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.
- 1495
- 01:46:57,495 --> 01:46:58,913
- Shut this guy up, huh?
- 1496
- 01:46:58,997 --> 01:47:01,416
- - Please, just let me live, just let me live!
- - Shut up and let him drive!
- 1497
- 01:47:01,499 --> 01:47:02,792
- - Just stop screaming...
- - All right, that's it!
- 1498
- 01:47:05,503 --> 01:47:06,963
- I can't take that guy any more.
- 1499
- 01:47:20,226 --> 01:47:22,312
- Hide in the dust! Use the dust!
- 1500
- 01:47:29,902 --> 01:47:31,863
- We've got to split up.
- Bumblebee, you're the decoy.
- 1501
- 01:47:31,946 --> 01:47:34,616
- You lead the Decepticons away,
- all right? I'm gonna get Optimus.
- 1502
- 01:47:34,699 --> 01:47:37,243
- I'll help draw their fire
- with Huey and Dewey there.
- 1503
- 01:47:37,327 --> 01:47:39,370
- You get to those soldiers.
- 1504
- 01:47:40,496 --> 01:47:43,541
- - I hope that dust works, kid.
- - Thank you.
- 1505
- 01:47:47,337 --> 01:47:50,798
- He's turning around. He's coming back.
- He's coming back.
- 1506
- 01:47:51,549 --> 01:47:52,592
- It's up to me.
- 1507
- 01:47:52,884 --> 01:47:55,553
- One man, alone,
- betrayed by the country he loves,
- 1508
- 01:47:55,637 --> 01:47:58,139
- now its last hope
- in their final hour of need.
- 1509
- 01:47:58,222 --> 01:48:01,893
- Prepare to be driven like never before,
- by the maestro.
- 1510
- 01:48:01,976 --> 01:48:04,979
- - Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.
- - You'll never make it, kid.
- 1511
- 01:48:05,063 --> 01:48:07,523
- - I'm coming with you.
- - Bravery will only get you so far.
- 1512
- 01:48:07,607 --> 01:48:10,526
- You tased me, okay? You owe me!
- I'm going.
- 1513
- 01:48:10,610 --> 01:48:12,403
- Okay, okay. That was a test.
- You passed. All right?
- 1514
- 01:48:20,703 --> 01:48:24,123
- That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.
- That ain't Air Force.
- 1515
- 01:48:28,211 --> 01:48:30,380
- - What the hell was that?
- - Anyone copy?
- 1516
- 01:48:30,463 --> 01:48:32,507
- - Anyone there? Who's up?
- - Copy?
- 1517
- 01:48:32,590 --> 01:48:34,884
- - Radio's down.
- - It's dead. Comms are down.
- 1518
- 01:48:34,967 --> 01:48:36,302
- EMP burst.
- 1519
- 01:48:36,678 --> 01:48:39,555
- I see how this day is going
- in this godforsaken desert.
- 1520
- 01:48:41,307 --> 01:48:42,350
- Yes, sir?
- 1521
- 01:48:42,433 --> 01:48:45,269
- - Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
- - I know, sir.
- 1522
- 01:48:45,353 --> 01:48:48,189
- Well, what country am I in right now?
- 1523
- 01:48:48,272 --> 01:48:49,524
- United States.
- 1524
- 01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:53,528
- No, not the United States.
- I'm from the United States.
- 1525
- 01:48:53,611 --> 01:48:56,280
- I'm in the middle of nowhere
- surrounded by donkeys.
- 1526
- 01:48:56,364 --> 01:49:01,202
- Well, that was our good friend,
- Galloway. He's less than pleased.
- 1527
- 01:49:01,285 --> 01:49:03,955
- How is it that we can't reach our men,
- 1528
- 01:49:04,038 --> 01:49:09,419
- but he can reach me,
- from some random Egyptian desert?
- 1529
- 01:49:13,423 --> 01:49:14,674
- Nothing.
- 1530
- 01:49:15,258 --> 01:49:18,136
- Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in
- the sky know we need some help.
- 1531
- 01:49:18,219 --> 01:49:20,221
- - Yes, sir.
- - Okay, boys, old school time!
- 1532
- 01:49:20,596 --> 01:49:23,182
- Pop some more flares
- so the kid can find us.
- 1533
- 01:49:28,730 --> 01:49:32,191
- Look. There it is.
- We got a couple of miles.
- 1534
- 01:49:32,859 --> 01:49:37,697
- Lennox's team has the latest
- in quantum crypto gear.
- 1535
- 01:49:37,780 --> 01:49:43,161
- Can somebody tell me why we can't
- establish simple radio contact?
- 1536
- 01:49:43,244 --> 01:49:45,913
- We're hailing them on every frequency
- and mode in the book, sir.
- 1537
- 01:49:45,997 --> 01:49:48,374
- Our satellites in the area have
- gone blind. We're working it, sir.
- 1538
- 01:49:48,458 --> 01:49:52,086
- Damn it. Something's not right.
- It doesn't add up.
- 1539
- 01:49:52,170 --> 01:49:55,590
- Contact the Jordanians, see
- what air assets they've got in the area,
- 1540
- 01:49:55,673 --> 01:49:58,050
- and get Egypt's General Salam.
- 1541
- 01:49:58,134 --> 01:50:02,013
- Ask him to clear some USV overflights
- in Egyptian airspace.
- 1542
- 01:50:02,096 --> 01:50:05,183
- We need an assist
- in confirming visuals now.
- 1543
- 01:50:05,433 --> 01:50:07,018
- Scramble Predators now.
- 1544
- 01:50:07,185 --> 01:50:08,603
- V-1, rotate.
- 1545
- 01:50:20,656 --> 01:50:22,492
- We still have a mile that way.
- 1546
- 01:50:28,164 --> 01:50:29,540
- Come on.
- 1547
- 01:50:32,627 --> 01:50:34,212
- This way. This way.
- 1548
- 01:50:38,841 --> 01:50:42,178
- - One man, alone...
- - Stop saying that!
- 1549
- 01:50:42,261 --> 01:50:43,513
- ...betrayed by the country he loves!
- 1550
- 01:50:43,596 --> 01:50:45,807
- Oh, my goodness.
- I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.
- 1551
- 01:50:46,474 --> 01:50:48,976
- Just relax. You're with the maestro.
- 1552
- 01:50:57,652 --> 01:50:59,695
- I don't think he's still following us.
- 1553
- 01:51:00,696 --> 01:51:02,365
- That's what you think.
- 1554
- 01:51:19,215 --> 01:51:22,969
- Master, sorry to be the bearer
- of bad news,
- 1555
- 01:51:23,052 --> 01:51:26,097
- but the soldiers brought
- the body of Prime.
- 1556
- 01:51:26,180 --> 01:51:28,391
- The boy must have the Matrix.
- 1557
- 01:51:28,808 --> 01:51:31,435
- We cannot let him reach Optimus.
- 1558
- 01:51:32,103 --> 01:51:35,773
- Decepticons, begin our assault!
- 1559
- 01:51:36,482 --> 01:51:38,109
- We've got incoming!
- 1560
- 01:51:54,250 --> 01:51:57,169
- We got a whole lot of fight
- coming our way.
- 1561
- 01:51:57,253 --> 01:51:59,255
- - How many?
- - About 13 of them.
- 1562
- 01:51:59,338 --> 01:52:02,008
- This ain't good. This ain't good.
- 1563
- 01:52:10,224 --> 01:52:12,435
- We're about to get our asses whupped.
- 1564
- 01:52:13,561 --> 01:52:15,354
- Bravo-Charlie, kneel!
- 1565
- 01:52:15,438 --> 01:52:18,316
- All right, those Decepticons
- are searching for Sam.
- 1566
- 01:52:19,692 --> 01:52:22,612
- Whatever he has, he thinks
- it'll bring Optimus back to life,
- 1567
- 01:52:22,695 --> 01:52:25,573
- so our mission is to find him
- and get him to Optimus.
- 1568
- 01:52:25,656 --> 01:52:28,451
- All right, we're gonna draw fire
- from the left flank. I need a scout team.
- 1569
- 01:52:28,534 --> 01:52:29,577
- I'm leading.
- 1570
- 01:52:29,660 --> 01:52:32,079
- Go up through the middle
- with Arcee and Ironhide!
- 1571
- 01:52:32,163 --> 01:52:33,706
- All right, when you see
- the precious cargo,
- 1572
- 01:52:33,789 --> 01:52:36,542
- I want you to pop green smoke and
- come back through those pillars.
- 1573
- 01:52:36,626 --> 01:52:39,837
- We'll have the ambush set. All right.
- Let's go. Move out!
- 1574
- 01:52:49,055 --> 01:52:51,349
- You ever see that film
- Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?
- 1575
- 01:52:52,850 --> 01:52:56,020
- - With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
- - No, why?
- 1576
- 01:52:59,273 --> 01:53:02,109
- - Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
- - Is that good?
- 1577
- 01:53:04,320 --> 01:53:05,863
- A lot of people died.
- 1578
- 01:53:24,090 --> 01:53:25,257
- Hide!
- 1579
- 01:53:26,717 --> 01:53:28,803
- - Vámonos, amigos!
- - Oh, my God!
- 1580
- 01:53:33,224 --> 01:53:34,725
- - Hit the deck!
- - Oh, my God!
- 1581
- 01:53:50,825 --> 01:53:51,909
- Sam, Sam.
- 1582
- 01:53:52,994 --> 01:53:55,037
- I don't think they saw us.
- 1583
- 01:53:55,579 --> 01:53:57,415
- Get down. Get down. Get down.
- 1584
- 01:53:57,790 --> 01:53:59,375
- Okay. Listen.
- 1585
- 01:54:01,252 --> 01:54:04,588
- Once it's clear, we run for Optimus
- as fast as we can, okay?
- 1586
- 01:54:05,923 --> 01:54:07,425
- What if it doesn't work?
- 1587
- 01:54:08,259 --> 01:54:09,844
- It's gonna work.
- 1588
- 01:54:09,927 --> 01:54:12,930
- - What if it doesn't?
- - It's gonna work. It'll work.
- 1589
- 01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:50,820
- Up, up, up!
- 1590
- 01:56:00,788 --> 01:56:02,456
- Get ready to jump!
- 1591
- 01:56:21,308 --> 01:56:23,978
- We got a half-mile. I don't think
- the soldiers know we're here.
- 1592
- 01:56:26,689 --> 01:56:28,023
- Fall back!
- 1593
- 01:56:28,107 --> 01:56:31,527
- - Ironhide, up the middle!
- - Ironhide, move it!
- 1594
- 01:56:31,610 --> 01:56:33,612
- Let's go! Go, go!
- 1595
- 01:56:40,828 --> 01:56:42,204
- Devastator!
- 1596
- 01:56:44,665 --> 01:56:46,584
- We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.
- We're gonna die.
- 1597
- 01:56:46,667 --> 01:56:48,919
- If we're going out, we're going out
- like men, understand?
- 1598
- 01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:21,535
- Look at this mother...
- 1599
- 01:57:21,619 --> 01:57:23,287
- Mean robots suck!
- 1600
- 01:57:33,923 --> 01:57:36,508
- Hang on! Hang on, okay?
- 1601
- 01:57:41,639 --> 01:57:43,432
- - Simmons!
- - Don't let go!
- 1602
- 01:57:43,515 --> 01:57:45,976
- Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.
- 1603
- 01:57:49,980 --> 01:57:51,482
- I don't want to die!
- 1604
- 01:57:53,400 --> 01:57:55,277
- Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!
- 1605
- 01:57:55,361 --> 01:57:56,612
- You ain't getting me!
- 1606
- 01:58:01,033 --> 01:58:03,327
- He dead. He got so ate.
- 1607
- 01:58:03,661 --> 01:58:06,580
- - Who's your daddy now, huh?
- - He got all ate up.
- 1608
- 01:58:06,664 --> 01:58:08,791
- The only safe place is right under it.
- 1609
- 01:58:08,874 --> 01:58:12,544
- - Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!
- - Yeah.
- 1610
- 01:58:19,426 --> 01:58:22,763
- You should've never eaten me!
- I'm gonna bust your face up!
- 1611
- 01:58:27,768 --> 01:58:28,936
- Oh, my God!
- 1612
- 01:58:31,689 --> 01:58:34,191
- Nobody mess with me! In your face!
- 1613
- 01:58:35,109 --> 01:58:36,777
- Keep fighting, Mudflap!
- 1614
- 01:58:37,695 --> 01:58:39,029
- Oh, my God!
- 1615
- 01:58:45,411 --> 01:58:47,371
- Nobody messes with the twins.
- 1616
- 01:58:50,374 --> 01:58:52,584
- I got you... My bad!
- 1617
- 01:58:55,337 --> 01:58:57,381
- Man! You shot me in the face!
- 1618
- 01:58:57,840 --> 01:59:00,134
- - Stay under it!
- - Yeah, stay under it!
- 1619
- 01:59:04,096 --> 01:59:05,389
- Come on.
- 1620
- 01:59:21,405 --> 01:59:22,573
- Judy!
- 1621
- 01:59:27,661 --> 01:59:29,747
- - Sam! Sam!
- - What?
- 1622
- 01:59:30,748 --> 01:59:32,708
- Sam! Sam!
- 1623
- 01:59:37,171 --> 01:59:38,422
- Sam!
- 1624
- 01:59:38,505 --> 01:59:39,840
- - Sam!
- - Dad!
- 1625
- 01:59:47,598 --> 01:59:48,974
- Wait, wait!
- 1626
- 01:59:50,225 --> 01:59:53,729
- Please listen to me!
- I want you to run! Run!
- 1627
- 01:59:53,812 --> 01:59:56,523
- Dad, just stop!
- They don't want you, they want me!
- 1628
- 01:59:56,607 --> 01:59:58,067
- - Oh, God!
- - Wait!
- 1629
- 01:59:58,150 --> 02:00:00,027
- Sam Witwicky.
- 1630
- 02:00:00,110 --> 02:00:04,406
- Don't hurt them. This is what you want.
- You don't want them.
- 1631
- 02:00:04,490 --> 02:00:06,158
- - Go! Go!
- - Please, stop!
- 1632
- 02:00:06,241 --> 02:00:07,409
- - Stop!
- - Listen to your father!
- 1633
- 02:00:07,493 --> 02:00:09,286
- Just get out of here!
- 1634
- 02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:11,997
- Just don't hurt them.
- I know what you want.
- 1635
- 02:00:12,081 --> 02:00:13,582
- Just go! Just go!
- 1636
- 02:00:13,665 --> 02:00:17,461
- And I know that you need me
- because I know about the Matrix.
- 1637
- 02:00:18,087 --> 02:00:19,630
- - Don't do it, Sam...
- - Please, Dad.
- 1638
- 02:00:19,713 --> 02:00:23,675
- - They're going to kill us all anyway!
- - Here's what you want, right here.
- 1639
- 02:00:24,051 --> 02:00:25,469
- Bumblebee!
- 1640
- 02:00:38,690 --> 02:00:40,317
- Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
- 1641
- 02:01:18,272 --> 02:01:20,858
- - Stay tight, Ma.
- - Come on. Get in here.
- 1642
- 02:01:34,746 --> 02:01:36,540
- - Bee?
- - Yeah.
- 1643
- 02:01:40,043 --> 02:01:41,128
- - Hey!
- - I don't know
- 1644
- 02:01:41,211 --> 02:01:43,172
- what's going on, but we've got to move!
- 1645
- 02:01:47,342 --> 02:01:49,219
- There's got to be a way out of here!
- 1646
- 02:01:50,554 --> 02:01:52,598
- Judy, get back, get back, get back.
- 1647
- 02:01:53,807 --> 02:01:56,810
- Against the wall! Against the wall!
- Against the wall. Against the wall.
- 1648
- 02:01:58,187 --> 02:02:00,189
- Bee! Bumblebee!
- 1649
- 02:02:01,064 --> 02:02:03,025
- You get them somewhere safe,
- all right?
- 1650
- 02:02:05,402 --> 02:02:06,528
- You've got to get in the car
- and get to safety.
- 1651
- 02:02:06,612 --> 02:02:08,489
- No, this isn't up for discussion!
- 1652
- 02:02:08,572 --> 02:02:10,449
- - You're my son! You're my son!
- - I know.
- 1653
- 02:02:10,532 --> 02:02:11,783
- - Dad...
- - We all go together!
- 1654
- 02:02:11,867 --> 02:02:13,160
- - Listen...
- - We're all going together!
- 1655
- 02:02:13,243 --> 02:02:16,538
- Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
- He's gonna get you to safety.
- 1656
- 02:02:16,622 --> 02:02:18,874
- You know, you run.
- You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
- 1657
- 02:02:18,957 --> 02:02:21,543
- You hear what I'm saying, okay?
- I'll find you when you're safe.
- 1658
- 02:02:21,627 --> 02:02:23,128
- - No.
- - You've got to let me go, Dad.
- 1659
- 02:02:23,212 --> 02:02:26,548
- - You have to let me go. You have to.
- - Ron.
- 1660
- 02:02:29,259 --> 02:02:31,678
- Ron. Ron, let him go.
- 1661
- 02:02:33,722 --> 02:02:36,099
- You come back! Come on.
- 1662
- 02:02:36,183 --> 02:02:37,935
- Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!
- 1663
- 02:02:38,018 --> 02:02:40,562
- - Go with my parents.
- - I'm not gonna go without you.
- 1664
- 02:02:51,865 --> 02:02:53,450
- Move to cover!
- 1665
- 02:02:57,663 --> 02:02:59,414
- We got Jordanians!
- 1666
- 02:02:59,498 --> 02:03:00,958
- We got help!
- 1667
- 02:03:07,089 --> 02:03:08,340
- Down!
- 1668
- 02:03:24,898 --> 02:03:26,567
- You okay, soldier?
- 1669
- 02:03:26,650 --> 02:03:29,778
- We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's
- get these wounded clear of the bird.
- 1670
- 02:03:29,861 --> 02:03:31,780
- Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.
- 1671
- 02:03:31,863 --> 02:03:34,157
- You all right, young man?
- You have a radio?
- 1672
- 02:03:35,617 --> 02:03:40,080
- Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.
- Remember what I did for my country.
- 1673
- 02:03:41,582 --> 02:03:43,250
- This is my moment.
- 1674
- 02:03:44,001 --> 02:03:45,085
- You're crazy!
- 1675
- 02:03:47,170 --> 02:03:49,047
- ETA to station, two minutes.
- 1676
- 02:03:49,131 --> 02:03:51,008
- - Put it on the main screen.
- - Sir. Yes, sir.
- 1677
- 02:03:51,091 --> 02:03:52,509
- Predator 01.
- 1678
- 02:04:02,978 --> 02:04:04,187
- Shit, it's a trick.
- 1679
- 02:04:04,271 --> 02:04:06,690
- Commence Operation Firestorm.
- Send everyone.
- 1680
- 02:04:06,773 --> 02:04:09,359
- - Get those Marines on the ground.
- - Roll in strike packages...
- 1681
- 02:04:09,693 --> 02:04:11,361
- Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.
- 1682
- 02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:34,384
- - Spotted Sam!
- - Sam!
- 1683
- 02:04:34,843 --> 02:04:36,136
- Ironhide!
- 1684
- 02:04:37,012 --> 02:04:39,181
- Follow us to the pillars.
- We'll take you to Optimus.
- 1685
- 02:04:42,059 --> 02:04:44,686
- Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars!
- 1686
- 02:04:45,937 --> 02:04:47,064
- Let's go.
- 1687
- 02:04:50,734 --> 02:04:54,237
- Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built
- right over the machine.
- 1688
- 02:04:54,321 --> 02:04:58,700
- If they turn that machine on,
- no more sun.
- 1689
- 02:05:01,161 --> 02:05:02,537
- Not on my watch.
- 1690
- 02:05:02,954 --> 02:05:05,582
- Not on my watch.
- 1691
- 02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:18,095
- USS Stennis. Identify.
- 1692
- 02:05:18,178 --> 02:05:20,597
- Where the hell are you?
- Watching the Weather Channel?
- 1693
- 02:05:20,681 --> 02:05:22,557
- SportsCenter?
- I Dream of Jeannie or something?
- 1694
- 02:05:22,641 --> 02:05:26,645
- We got 300 satellites up there.
- Where the hell are all our men?
- 1695
- 02:05:26,728 --> 02:05:28,271
- Identify yourself.
- 1696
- 02:05:28,772 --> 02:05:29,981
- What is your name, sailor?
- 1697
- 02:05:30,565 --> 02:05:35,529
- Wilder, Captain of the
- USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.
- 1698
- 02:05:36,863 --> 02:05:38,532
- Okay, Captain Wilder.
- 1699
- 02:05:38,615 --> 02:05:40,909
- This is Agent Seymour Simmons
- of Sector Seven.
- 1700
- 02:05:40,992 --> 02:05:43,370
- There is the mother
- of all non-biologicals
- 1701
- 02:05:43,453 --> 02:05:45,247
- getting ready to blow up our sun.
- 1702
- 02:05:45,330 --> 02:05:47,165
- Do you want to have a throwdown
- about my lack of clearance
- 1703
- 02:05:47,249 --> 02:05:49,292
- or do you want to help save
- a gazillion lives?
- 1704
- 02:05:50,252 --> 02:05:52,629
- All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.
- 1705
- 02:05:59,803 --> 02:06:02,472
- Five clicks west of the Gulf,
- 1706
- 02:06:02,556 --> 02:06:05,559
- we got ourselves an alien
- remodelling a pyramid.
- 1707
- 02:06:05,642 --> 02:06:08,645
- Our one hope is a prototype weapon
- called a rail gun,
- 1708
- 02:06:08,729 --> 02:06:11,773
- - shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.
- - That's classified.
- 1709
- 02:06:11,857 --> 02:06:15,444
- Don't talk to me about classified,
- all right?
- 1710
- 02:06:15,527 --> 02:06:18,238
- Now, if you've got a battleship
- in the Gulf, which I know you do,
- 1711
- 02:06:18,321 --> 02:06:20,824
- you tell them to ready that weapon!
- 1712
- 02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:24,411
- Contact destroyer USS KIDD.
- 1713
- 02:06:25,287 --> 02:06:26,955
- Alpha Team, flank left!
- 1714
- 02:06:27,038 --> 02:06:28,832
- This way! Move it!
- 1715
- 02:06:30,751 --> 02:06:33,003
- - Where do you need us, sir?
- - Protect those in the line of fire.
- 1716
- 02:06:33,086 --> 02:06:34,713
- Let's go! Go!
- 1717
- 02:06:38,633 --> 02:06:41,136
- Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!
- 1718
- 02:06:45,515 --> 02:06:47,934
- Right now, we need air support, ASAP!
- 1719
- 02:06:48,018 --> 02:06:50,562
- Have troops in contact 20 miles
- northwest. Radar contact.
- 1720
- 02:06:50,645 --> 02:06:51,772
- Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...
- 1721
- 02:06:55,859 --> 02:06:57,444
- B-1, snap 090.
- 1722
- 02:06:57,527 --> 02:06:59,946
- You are approved to drop your
- 2,000-pound JDAMs.
- 1723
- 02:07:07,162 --> 02:07:08,497
- - What you got?
- - I couldn't get to them, sir.
- 1724
- 02:07:08,580 --> 02:07:10,624
- They're 600 metres away
- and they're heading right for the pillars.
- 1725
- 02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,543
- All right. Precious cargo's coming!
- 1726
- 02:07:13,877 --> 02:07:14,878
- Move!
- 1727
- 02:07:25,764 --> 02:07:27,307
- Curse you!
- 1728
- 02:07:41,279 --> 02:07:43,406
- Sam! Spotted Sam!
- 1729
- 02:08:15,647 --> 02:08:17,399
- - Come on!
- - 2-2 covering fire.
- 1730
- 02:08:17,482 --> 02:08:18,942
- Two civilians, 12 o'clock!
- 1731
- 02:08:27,450 --> 02:08:29,035
- Cover for us!
- 1732
- 02:08:35,458 --> 02:08:38,211
- Hold the air strike!
- We're rescuing civilians!
- 1733
- 02:08:50,515 --> 02:08:52,142
- Keep firing!
- 1734
- 02:08:58,106 --> 02:08:59,774
- Come on! Mikaela!
- 1735
- 02:09:00,191 --> 02:09:02,527
- Come on! Get in here!
- 1736
- 02:09:03,486 --> 02:09:04,905
- Look who showed up.
- 1737
- 02:09:04,988 --> 02:09:06,990
- You better have a good reason for us
- to be here.
- 1738
- 02:09:07,073 --> 02:09:08,783
- - Where's Optimus?
- - He's right over there,
- 1739
- 02:09:08,867 --> 02:09:10,327
- across the courtyard.
- 1740
- 02:09:10,994 --> 02:09:13,330
- - I got to get to him right now.
- - Not with an air strike coming.
- 1741
- 02:09:13,413 --> 02:09:15,665
- I have to get to him right now.
- 1742
- 02:09:17,167 --> 02:09:18,501
- Go. Back, back, back, back.
- 1743
- 02:09:18,585 --> 02:09:20,337
- - Go.
- - Listen up...
- 1744
- 02:09:23,757 --> 02:09:24,966
- Okay.
- 1745
- 02:09:28,595 --> 02:09:29,971
- Incoming!
- 1746
- 02:09:30,972 --> 02:09:33,183
- Stick the landing.
- 1747
- 02:09:34,100 --> 02:09:36,978
- Behold the glory of Jetfire!
- 1748
- 02:09:38,271 --> 02:09:41,858
- Now let me show you how we brought
- the pain in my day!
- 1749
- 02:10:01,878 --> 02:10:03,213
- I'm too old for this crap.
- 1750
- 02:10:03,380 --> 02:10:06,007
- Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.
- 1751
- 02:10:26,152 --> 02:10:29,656
- I am directly below
- the enemy's scrotum.
- 1752
- 02:10:30,407 --> 02:10:33,702
- 25. 7 metres above sea level,
- 29.32 north.
- 1753
- 02:10:33,785 --> 02:10:35,996
- - Kill track, 5205...
- - Target acquired.
- 1754
- 02:10:36,079 --> 02:10:38,665
- - Killing track.
- - Two, one...
- 1755
- 02:10:38,748 --> 02:10:40,083
- Fire!
- 1756
- 02:10:54,264 --> 02:10:55,890
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 1757
- 02:10:56,266 --> 02:10:59,936
- B-1's time on target, 30 seconds.
- 2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.
- 1758
- 02:11:00,020 --> 02:11:02,147
- We're gonna make a break through
- the B's on my command, okay?
- 1759
- 02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:05,150
- You guys stick with me, you
- understand? You stay on my ass.
- 1760
- 02:11:05,358 --> 02:11:08,611
- - 1-1 tally orange smoke.
- - I hope these F-16s got good aim.
- 1761
- 02:11:08,695 --> 02:11:12,282
- - Yeah? Why is that?
- - I told them to hit the orange smoke.
- 1762
- 02:11:13,825 --> 02:11:15,285
- You mean that orange smoke?
- 1763
- 02:11:15,368 --> 02:11:16,953
- It wasn't my best toss, okay?
- 1764
- 02:11:17,037 --> 02:11:19,789
- - Viper, thunder.
- - Run!
- 1765
- 02:11:28,798 --> 02:11:30,091
- Incoming!
- 1766
- 02:11:33,178 --> 02:11:34,471
- Come on!
- 1767
- 02:11:54,699 --> 02:11:55,867
- Sam!
- 1768
- 02:12:03,708 --> 02:12:04,959
- Run!
- 1769
- 02:12:07,879 --> 02:12:08,963
- Die!
- 1770
- 02:12:16,012 --> 02:12:17,263
- Sam!
- 1771
- 02:12:33,488 --> 02:12:35,031
- Hold your fire!
- 1772
- 02:12:37,408 --> 02:12:38,576
- Sam!
- 1773
- 02:12:40,203 --> 02:12:42,455
- Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!
- 1774
- 02:12:44,541 --> 02:12:46,543
- Fucking do something!
- 1775
- 02:13:21,911 --> 02:13:28,168
- - Sam! Sam!
- - Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!
- 1776
- 02:13:29,961 --> 02:13:31,754
- - Let me go!
- - Come on, you got to move.
- 1777
- 02:13:31,838 --> 02:13:34,632
- - You got to move, come on.
- - We got no pulse.
- 1778
- 02:13:34,716 --> 02:13:35,842
- Starting CPR.
- 1779
- 02:13:35,925 --> 02:13:39,095
- - I have to see my kid! I got a son...
- - Sammy!
- 1780
- 02:13:39,846 --> 02:13:40,972
- Sam!
- 1781
- 02:13:43,308 --> 02:13:44,851
- - Clear.
- - Ready to shock.
- 1782
- 02:13:44,934 --> 02:13:47,729
- - Clear!
- - Ready to shock. One, two, three.
- 1783
- 02:13:50,648 --> 02:13:52,108
- Do it again!
- 1784
- 02:13:57,614 --> 02:13:58,948
- No!
- 1785
- 02:14:00,950 --> 02:14:06,039
- Okay, listen to my voice.
- I love you and I need you.
- 1786
- 02:14:07,290 --> 02:14:10,877
- Please. Please, come back to me.
- Sam, please!
- 1787
- 02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:12,503
- I love you.
- 1788
- 02:14:21,888 --> 02:14:26,267
- Where am I? Where am I?
- Am I dead? Am I dead?
- 1789
- 02:14:26,768 --> 02:14:31,022
- We have been watching you
- a long, long time.
- 1790
- 02:14:33,399 --> 02:14:37,403
- You have fought for Optimus,
- our last descendant,
- 1791
- 02:14:37,487 --> 02:14:42,575
- with courage and with sacrifice,
- the virtues of a leader,
- 1792
- 02:14:43,493 --> 02:14:46,079
- a leader worthy of our secret.
- 1793
- 02:14:46,663 --> 02:14:51,292
- The Matrix of Leadership is not found,
- it is earned.
- 1794
- 02:14:52,502 --> 02:14:54,712
- Return now to Optimus.
- 1795
- 02:14:55,421 --> 02:14:57,757
- Merge the Matrix with his spark.
- 1796
- 02:14:58,341 --> 02:15:02,887
- It is, and always has been, your destiny.
- 1797
- 02:15:07,850 --> 02:15:08,977
- Sam!
- 1798
- 02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:17,860
- I love you. I love you.
- 1799
- 02:15:55,315 --> 02:15:58,693
- Boy, you returned for me.
- 1800
- 02:15:59,986 --> 02:16:01,946
- A living Prime.
- 1801
- 02:16:03,573 --> 02:16:05,742
- I don't believe it!
- 1802
- 02:16:15,793 --> 02:16:18,254
- My Matrix!
- 1803
- 02:16:23,593 --> 02:16:25,470
- Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
- 1804
- 02:16:26,387 --> 02:16:27,930
- Get up, Prime!
- 1805
- 02:16:29,807 --> 02:16:31,184
- Oh, no.
- 1806
- 02:16:31,559 --> 02:16:35,521
- He's turning on the machine!
- You got to stop him! Get up!
- 1807
- 02:16:36,022 --> 02:16:37,398
- Optimus!
- 1808
- 02:16:39,609 --> 02:16:41,944
- Fallen, my master.
- 1809
- 02:16:42,028 --> 02:16:46,491
- My brothers could not stop me from this.
- 1810
- 02:16:47,408 --> 02:16:51,788
- Yes, now I claim your sun.
- 1811
- 02:16:54,082 --> 02:16:57,210
- - Move!
- - Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!
- 1812
- 02:16:57,293 --> 02:16:58,795
- Engage! Engage!
- 1813
- 02:17:04,300 --> 02:17:07,220
- In moments, we'll be at firing strength.
- 1814
- 02:17:22,819 --> 02:17:27,365
- All my Decepticon life, I never did
- a thing worth doing until now.
- 1815
- 02:17:27,907 --> 02:17:30,827
- Optimus, take my parts
- 1816
- 02:17:30,910 --> 02:17:34,080
- and you will have a power
- you've never known.
- 1817
- 02:17:35,039 --> 02:17:37,083
- Fulfil your destiny.
- 1818
- 02:17:43,381 --> 02:17:45,216
- Jolt! Electrify!
- 1819
- 02:17:45,675 --> 02:17:47,635
- Transplant those afterburners.
- 1820
- 02:18:05,945 --> 02:18:07,572
- Let's roll.
- 1821
- 02:18:10,032 --> 02:18:12,118
- Fire mission on the pyramids.
- 1822
- 02:18:24,005 --> 02:18:27,425
- This planet will be dark forever.
- 1823
- 02:18:49,655 --> 02:18:52,074
- Die, like your brothers!
- 1824
- 02:18:52,742 --> 02:18:54,952
- They were your brothers, too.
- 1825
- 02:19:23,814 --> 02:19:25,691
- Starscream!
- 1826
- 02:19:38,704 --> 02:19:40,873
- You picked the wrong planet.
- 1827
- 02:19:43,834 --> 02:19:45,753
- Give me your face.
- 1828
- 02:19:54,262 --> 02:19:55,930
- I rise.
- 1829
- 02:19:56,472 --> 02:19:58,057
- You fall.
- 1830
- 02:20:00,851 --> 02:20:03,312
- No, no.
- 1831
- 02:20:05,356 --> 02:20:07,775
- Not to call you a coward, Master,
- 1832
- 02:20:07,858 --> 02:20:13,531
- but sometimes cowards do survive.
- 1833
- 02:20:14,156 --> 02:20:16,117
- This isn't over.
- 1834
- 02:20:43,811 --> 02:20:46,689
- It took all this for you to tell me that
- you love me.
- 1835
- 02:20:48,274 --> 02:20:49,859
- You said it first.
- 1836
- 02:21:40,993 --> 02:21:43,621
- Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
- 1837
- 02:21:44,914 --> 02:21:46,248
- Welcome.
- 1838
- 02:21:46,999 --> 02:21:48,751
- Thank you for believing in me.
- 1839
- 02:21:53,589 --> 02:21:58,094
- Our races united by a history
- long forgotten
- 1840
- 02:21:58,177 --> 02:22:01,597
- and a future we shall face together.
- 1841
- 02:22:02,139 --> 02:22:04,558
- I am Optimus Prime,
- 1842
- 02:22:04,642 --> 02:22:09,689
- and I send this message so that our
- pasts will always be remembered,
- 1843
- 02:22:09,772 --> 02:22:13,651
- for in those memories, we live on.
- 1844
- 02:22:36,465 --> 02:22:39,343
- So glad you could join us,
- Professor Einstein.
- 1845
- 02:22:39,844 --> 02:22:41,804
- Yeah, I was kind of busy.
- 1846
- 02:22:44,473 --> 02:22:45,641
- Okay.
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