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- Session Code:
- qFQXjhlU
- Bloodbath - Nonfatal:
- (Player1) grabs a jar of Zap-Apple Jam.
- (Player1) grabs a sack of bits.
- Bloodbath - Fatal:
- (Player1) grabs a backpack, not realizing that it's full of parasprites, which leap out and consume them.
- Day - Nonfatal:
- (Player1) flees from a pack of Timberwolves.
- (Player1) sees a pack of Timberwolves off in the distance.
- (Player1) flees from a ravenous Lamia.
- (Player1) sees a Lamia off in the distance.
- (Player1) flees from a pack of Puckwudgies.
- (Player1) hides from a Bugbear.
- (Player1) sees a Hydra off in the distance.
- (Player1) flees from a Hydra.
- (Player1) swears (he/she1) saw Discord stalking him.
- (Player1) spends the day praising the sun.
- (Player1) masturbates until (he/she1) passes out.
- (Player1) recieves a horsecock from an unknown sponsor.
- (Player1) corners (Player2) and proceeds to >rape.
- (Player1) vows to leave the fandom for good, but comes back later that day.
- (Player1) flees from a Cockatrice.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) start up a musical number.
- (Player1) kills (Player2), but it was in a shitty episode, so it isnβt canon.
- (Player1) flees from a Manticore.
- (Player1) stumbles into a patch of Poison Joke.
- Day - Fatal:
- (Player1) gets torn to pieces by a pack of Timberwolves.
- (Player1) gets devoured by a ravenous Lamia.
- (Player1) gets devoured by a Hydra.
- (Player1) gets spined to death by a pack of Puckwudgies.
- (Player1) gets torn to pieces by a Bugbear.
- (Player1) turns (Player2) to stone.
- (Player1) gets turned to stone by a Cockatrice.
- (Player1) disturbs a Pheonix's nest and is burned to death by the mother.
- (Player1) accidentally strikes (Player2) with a lightning bolt. (He/She1) just doesn't know what went wrong!
- (Player1) is struck by a stray lightning cloud.
- (Player1) dies trying to discover (his/her1) special talent.
- (Player1) is declared not canon and fades out of existence.
- Into the trash (Player1) goes.
- (Player1) gets torn to pieces by a Manticore.
- (Player1) gets crushed under a horde of Pinkie Pies.
- (Player1) gets melted by the Tree of Harmony.
- (Player1) contracts Swamp Fever and turns into a tree.
- Night - Nonfatal:
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a midnight orgy.
- (Player1) thinks of (his/her1) waifu.
- (Player1) thinks of (his/her1) husbando.
- (Player1) cries (himself/herself1) to sleep while masturbating.
- (Player1) wonders if any of the tributes (he/she1)'s seen were changelings.
- (Player1) spends the night praising the moon.
- (Player1) finds (Player2) and proceeds to >rape.
- (Player1) finds a body pillow and cuddles with it for the night.
- Night - Fatal:
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a midnight orgy; and collectively commit suicide afterwards.
- Feast - Fatal:
- Feast - Nonfatal:
- Arena:
- A swarm of Parasprites descends upon the tributes.
- - (Player1) survives.
- - (Player1) forgot their tuba and is eaten alive.
- - (Player1) leads a stampede of parasprites towards (Player2), suffocating them.
- - (Player1) and (Player2) hug each other tightly as the swarm swallows them whole.
- - (Player1) trips (Player2) into the swarm, but (Player2) pulls (Player1) in with them.
- - (Player1) watches (Player2) and (Player3) fawn over the parasprites with disapproval before leaving them to their fate.
- The writers write all of the tributes out-of-character this episode.
- - (Player1) is untouched, it wasn't their episode.
- - (Player1)'s diabolical plans backfire on themselves.
- - (Player1) forgets a lesson they've already learned. (Player2) beats it back into them. Literally.
- - (Player1) and (Player2) kill each other in anger.
- - (Player1) tries to mediate between (Player2) and (Player3). (Player2) and (Player3) instead gang up on (Player1).
- - (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) realize how far they've fallen and collectively commit suicide.
- Scruffy descends upon the arena.
- - (Player1) avoids his wrath.
- - (Player1) gets b&.
- - (Player1) gets autosaged.
- - (Player1) reports (Player2), who gets b& immediately.
- - (Player1) and (Player2) protest, only to get b& themselves.
- - (Player1) reports (Player2), but it's a misclassified report, so (Player1) gets b& instead.
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