Hey Nintendo (That's Not How Your Games Sell)

Original: https://youtu.be/7KfI7m8zQ58?si=HJ9IjfIi3iYH7URk

Hey Nintendo, well, could you help lower this game?
It's been about a year I've been wanting to play it
Never goes down in price, has me eat nothing but rice
Your fan boys won't admit it, so I'll just say it

Isn't that the way it always goes? Why do I even ask?
A cut in your profits is no can do, boy
So I'll just pretend to have fun with this Jew toy
And hey, at least there's free to play
I've learned to take it well, you just can't help yourself
I only wish my words would drop the price just a little
But that's not how your games sell

Hey Nintendo, well, could you help lower this game?
Cause I can't afford the system that you just sold me
Why do I even buy? It only makes my account cry
I want to buy release day, but I get cold feet

(Repeat chorus)

No, no, no, no, no
That's not how your games sell
Hey Nintendo, well, let's forget about this chat
There's no one there who's really willing to help me
Thank you for your time, I'm off to download Metriod Prime
$60 bucks is fine

(Repeat chorus)