<p class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]<span class="black">began trolling</span> <span class="tavros">amaranthineMania [AM]</span></p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Hello.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: HELLO... i ASSUME you ARE... mad AT me?</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Why-would-I-be-mad?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I am... PSYCHIC if you... DIDN'T remember...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---You-must-be-having-an-off-day,-because-I'm-not-mad.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: OH... you ARE not?</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Nope,-vented-on-an-imp,-I'm-fine-now.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THAT must HAVE been... A very UNLUCKY imp...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---I-shared-with-him-some-of-my-cooking,-but-I-don't-think-he-liked-it-very-much.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I would...NOT have... EXPECTED him TO...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---No,-I-thought-bombs-were-an-imps-favorite-meal-too.-Gave-him-explosive-diahrea.---O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Why-did-you-have-Takavi-cut-off-his-arm-like-that?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YOU told ME to... GET him TO trust ME...</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: AND to DO anything... TO get HIM to like ME...</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WHATEVER it TAKES...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---So-your-first-leap-of-logic-lead-to-having-him-self-mutilate-himself?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: HE replaced HIS... broken ARM... with A better ONE...</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: AND you KNOW... as WELL as I do HOW much... HE is OBSESSED with... VRISKA...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---You-could-have-gotten-him-a-wig-or-something-you-know.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THIS was A more... EFFECTIVE method...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Of-what?-Getting-him-killed?-Damnit-Abinna-just-because-your-psychic-it-doesn't-give-you-free-license-to-mess-with-others-however-you-damn-well-please!---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: ANY other METHOD... would NOT have... WORKED as WELL though... HE would NOT be WILLING to... LISTEN to ME... when HE needs TO...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Of-course-not.-You're-both-idiots.-Then-again,-you-could-have-built-it-up-instead-of-'here-have-this-shiny-thing'---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: DO you... REALLY think... THAT would HAVE worked... WITH takavi?</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Yes.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT would... NOT have WORKED though...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---It-would-not-have-worked-AS-FAST,-there's-a-difference-numbnuts.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: FAST is... SORT of A necessity... RIGHT now...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Oh-yes,-because-if-he-doesn't-listen-to-you-immediately-then-it's-game-over,-mr.-if-you-so-much-as-think-wrong-it's-the-end-of-the-world?!---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT could BE though...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---No,-it-really-couldn't.-Tell-me-then,-hot-shot,-what's-so-important-that-it-had-to-be-immediate?-He's-out-cold-and-I-can't-physically-reach-him-right-now,-so-I-don't-see-any-harm-in-telling-me.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WELL... for ONE there's THE... ogres HEADING towards... HIS hive...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---So-inducing-bloodloss-will-help-with-that?-Pick-up-the-Alchemizer-and-turn-their-skulls-into-pancakes.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I can't... PICK it UP without... WASTING a LOT of GRIST... that WE'LL need...</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: AND he WOULD have JUST... been MAD at ME if... I warned HIM... had I not... GOTTEN him TO trust ME first...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Just-tell-him-you-saw-it-because-of-being-his-client-player-and-not-because-of-your-psychic-shtick.---O</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Do-you-lowerbloods-just-get-psychic-powers-instead-of-functioning-brains?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: HE wouldn't HAVE... wanted ME to WARN him... AT all THOUGH...</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: AND would HAVE... gotten HIMSELF killed... TO prove A point...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---He-can-take-care-of-himself-when-it-comes-to-fighting.-Honestly-it's-one-of-the-only-good-things-about-him.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: NOT against... SEVERAL ogres... AT least NOT without... SOME preparation...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Like-what?-A-freaky-robotic-arm?-Being-unconscious?-Well-prepared-isn't-he?-Can-he-even-use-his-prosthetic-limb-yet?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: HE will PRACTICE... when HE wakes UP... and THEN i CAN help HIM... alchemize SOME new WEAPONS...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---What's-wrong-with-the-weapons-he-has-now?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT won't BE... effective ENOUGH... not ON it's OWN... at LEAST...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Why-not?-They're-made-of-the-same-flesh-and-bone-right?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THEY'RE... signifigantly STRONGER... than JUST some IMPS...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---What-does-strength-have-to-do-with-it?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: A lot...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---How-many-ogres?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THERE will PROBABLY be... SEVERAL... of THEM...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Whatever,-I-need-to-figure-out-this-alchemizing-thing-myself-anyway.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YOU'LL need... TAKAVI for THAT though... HE should WAKE up... FAIRLY soon...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Let-him-sleep,-I-still-have-ten-bombs.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YOU should... SAVE at LEAST one...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---To-alchemize-more?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YES...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Whatever,-perhaps-I-can-come-up-with-some-kind-of-bomb-launcher-or-something.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: OKAY... that WOULD... probably BE effective... IF slightly EXCESSIVE...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Why?-Same-explosives,-just-with-a-larger-range.-Besides,-I-like-excessive.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: OKAY... do THAT then...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-I-won't.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WHY... not?</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Because-you-told-me-to-do-it.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: ALL right... THEN don't DO it...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Reverse-psychology-won't-work-on-me.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT was NOT... reverse PSYCHOLOGY...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Fine-then,-a-giant-fist-that-releases-directional-explosions-on-impact.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: OKAY... make ONE of... THOSE then...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---I'll-just-fight-them-off-using-my-farts.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: ALL right... THAT would BE... quite EFFECTIVE...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Is-it-just-your-goal-to-frustrate-me?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: POSSIBLY...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---What-will-that-accomplish,-besides-make-me-want-to-fuck-your-plans-over?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IF i TOLD you THAT... it WOULD not WORK... would IT?</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---The-future-isn't-concrete,-you-should-know-that-better-than-anyone.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I know THAT... but IT is... EASILY influenced...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Sorry-sport,-you-may-think-you're-the-chessmaster,-but-you're-the-only-pawn-I-don't-have-control-over.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: OF course... I am...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Of-course-you-are-what?---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: NOTHING...</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Exactly.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: SO did YOU only TROLL me... TO come UP with... HORRIBLE weapon IDEAS... or WAS there... A point?</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Nope,-I-just-had-a-simple-question-to-ask-you.---O</p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WHICH was... WHAT?</p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Which-internal-organ-do-you-think-would-make-the-best-hat?---O</p>
<p class="vriska">-- superiorCochlear [SC]<span class="black"> gave up trolling</span> <span class="tavros">amaranthineMania [AM]</span></p>