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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #652
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- I want a Hazbin Hotel video game, guys...
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- angel dust in mortal kombat 11 when
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- I'd prefer Alastor.
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- I want Sir Pentious.
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- yeah but imagine performing the fatalities on them
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- wont hurt to have a third
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- Yeah, but Alastor's more ruthless and has better potential for Fatalities.
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- What would Sir Pentious's fatalities be like?
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- Well, I imagine his airship would feature heavily in one of them.
- >Egg Bois set up a Maxim gun for him, which he blasts the opponent in half with
- >Slithers away, returning in his airship and lowering the ray gun right in the opponent's face before obliterating their remaining half
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- >lashes out and envenoms enemy, making them woozy and causing them to stumble around
- >proceeds to wrap them up and crush them until their skull pops out
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- Could use a ray gun also.
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- Good idea!
- >cheers in victory, then produces a button from their suit
- >presses it
- >giant laser beams down from top of screen and envelops enemy completely, before disappearing and leaving a charred skeleton
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- And he could also grab the enemy with his tail and pound them on the ground over and over till they fall apart.
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- What would be Sir Pentious's catch phrases?
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- >"In war, the side that wins is the side with the mosssst, style!"
- >"Oh you wanna go missy? Well I'm happy to oblidge! Waaahaaahaaa!"
- >"I'm gonna blow you to bits!"
- >"Not so cocky now, are we!?"
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- "Oh I'm so evil!"
- "No other can compare to the likes of I!"
- "You have no classsss!"
- "Ha! You think you can defeat me? We'll see about that, whore!"
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- Vs. Shao Kahn
- >"A mere entertainer cannot hope to wrest my empire from me."
- >"You're not familiar with my goings-on in Hell, are you?"
- >"The inner workings of the Netherrealm are not of my concern."
- Vs. Cetrion
- >"Who might you be, madam? A wayward Exterminator?"
- >"Your extermination is Kronika's wish, yes."
- >"I care not for the wishes of a nonsense god."
- Vs. Raiden
- >"What can I do for you, Mr. Blunder God?"
- >"You reek of evil greater than Shinnok."
- >"Hahaha! And how!"
- Vs. Robocop
- >"Even in Hell, you have yet to pay for your crimes."
- >"And a machine's not gonna change that! I know from experience!"
- >"You have not met a machine such as me."
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- ive always wanted to do intros like these for this kind of thing but they're incredibly autistic
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- I just accept the autism and post it anyway. We're all a little autistic here.
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- You can't let fear of being called autistic hold you back from having fun, dude.
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- you have a point...
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- angel
- >shoots enemy wpoint blank, with each shot obliterating the area where the bullet lands, ending with the heart
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- >kicks target in the dick so hard that theit body rips in half horizontally at the torso, then stomps on target's face, crushing it
- alastor
- >chomps the target alive piece by piece in the torso
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- >goes full demon form and forces his hand through target's chest, grabs their head, and rips it off through the hole his arm created
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- >kicks target in the dick so hard that theit body rips in half horizontally at the torso, then stomps on target's face, crushing it
- Fuckin' love this for Angel. That fits perfectly in the game.
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- I'd want to see the tendrils Alastor uses to take out Pentious incorporated in some way.
- >Tentacles emerge from the ground, ensnaring the opponent and pinning them down
- >Opponent gets twisted in half at the waist before another tentacle punches through the opponent's chest, slinks up their throat, and punches a hole through their skull
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- vs Johnny Cage
- >"You got quite the handsome mug there, mister.~"
- >"Sorry, but I'm off the market."
- >"Hasn't stopped me before."
- >"So, wait, are you a guy? Or a girl?"
- >"Why don't we find out, later today, on your bed?"
- >"Yeesh... I think I'll pass."
- vs Shao Kahn
- >"Wowie, would'ya look at those muscles!"
- >"They will crush your pathetic spine."
- >"Ooh. Kinky."
- >"You will snap in half underneath my power."
- >"What I would give to be underneath you..."
- >"You'll die before you get the chance."
- vs Cassie Cage
- >"Y'know, toots, your father is quite the looker."
- >"And you're telling me this why...?"
- >"So it doesn't surprise you when I move in."
- >"I heard you have a shithead boss?"
- >"Don't talk shit about my boss!"
- >"Sounds like one hell of a soft spot you have there."
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- Alastor should use an ear shattering radio noise attack for a fatality.
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