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Hazbin Hotel video game - mortal kombat

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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #652
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  3. I want a Hazbin Hotel video game, guys...
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  5. angel dust in mortal kombat 11 when
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  7. I'd prefer Alastor.
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  9. I want Sir Pentious.
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  11. yeah but imagine performing the fatalities on them
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  13. wont hurt to have a third
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  15. Yeah, but Alastor's more ruthless and has better potential for Fatalities.
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  17. What would Sir Pentious's fatalities be like?
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  19. Well, I imagine his airship would feature heavily in one of them.
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  21. >Egg Bois set up a Maxim gun for him, which he blasts the opponent in half with
  22. >Slithers away, returning in his airship and lowering the ray gun right in the opponent's face before obliterating their remaining half
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  24. >lashes out and envenoms enemy, making them woozy and causing them to stumble around
  25. >proceeds to wrap them up and crush them until their skull pops out
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  27. Could use a ray gun also.
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  29. Good idea!
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  31. >cheers in victory, then produces a button from their suit
  32. >presses it
  33. >giant laser beams down from top of screen and envelops enemy completely, before disappearing and leaving a charred skeleton
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  35. And he could also grab the enemy with his tail and pound them on the ground over and over till they fall apart.
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  37. What would be Sir Pentious's catch phrases?
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  39. >"In war, the side that wins is the side with the mosssst, style!"
  40. >"Oh you wanna go missy? Well I'm happy to oblidge! Waaahaaahaaa!"
  41. >"I'm gonna blow you to bits!"
  42. >"Not so cocky now, are we!?"
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  44. "Oh I'm so evil!"
  45. "No other can compare to the likes of I!"
  46. "You have no classsss!"
  47. "Ha! You think you can defeat me? We'll see about that, whore!"
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  49. Vs. Shao Kahn
  50. >"A mere entertainer cannot hope to wrest my empire from me."
  51. >"You're not familiar with my goings-on in Hell, are you?"
  52. >"The inner workings of the Netherrealm are not of my concern."
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  54. Vs. Cetrion
  55. >"Who might you be, madam? A wayward Exterminator?"
  56. >"Your extermination is Kronika's wish, yes."
  57. >"I care not for the wishes of a nonsense god."
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  59. Vs. Raiden
  60. >"What can I do for you, Mr. Blunder God?"
  61. >"You reek of evil greater than Shinnok."
  62. >"Hahaha! And how!"
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  64. Vs. Robocop
  65. >"Even in Hell, you have yet to pay for your crimes."
  66. >"And a machine's not gonna change that! I know from experience!"
  67. >"You have not met a machine such as me."
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  69. ive always wanted to do intros like these for this kind of thing but they're incredibly autistic
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  71. I just accept the autism and post it anyway. We're all a little autistic here.
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  73. You can't let fear of being called autistic hold you back from having fun, dude.
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  75. you have a point...
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  77. angel
  78. >shoots enemy wpoint blank, with each shot obliterating the area where the bullet lands, ending with the heart
  79. and
  80. >kicks target in the dick so hard that theit body rips in half horizontally at the torso, then stomps on target's face, crushing it
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  82. alastor
  83. >chomps the target alive piece by piece in the torso
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  85. >goes full demon form and forces his hand through target's chest, grabs their head, and rips it off through the hole his arm created
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  87. >kicks target in the dick so hard that theit body rips in half horizontally at the torso, then stomps on target's face, crushing it
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  89. Fuckin' love this for Angel. That fits perfectly in the game.
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  91. I'd want to see the tendrils Alastor uses to take out Pentious incorporated in some way.
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  93. >Tentacles emerge from the ground, ensnaring the opponent and pinning them down
  94. >Opponent gets twisted in half at the waist before another tentacle punches through the opponent's chest, slinks up their throat, and punches a hole through their skull
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  96. vs Johnny Cage
  97. >"You got quite the handsome mug there, mister.~"
  98. >"Sorry, but I'm off the market."
  99. >"Hasn't stopped me before."
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  101. >"So, wait, are you a guy? Or a girl?"
  102. >"Why don't we find out, later today, on your bed?"
  103. >"Yeesh... I think I'll pass."
  104.  
  105. vs Shao Kahn
  106. >"Wowie, would'ya look at those muscles!"
  107. >"They will crush your pathetic spine."
  108. >"Ooh. Kinky."
  109.  
  110. >"You will snap in half underneath my power."
  111. >"What I would give to be underneath you..."
  112. >"You'll die before you get the chance."
  113.  
  114. vs Cassie Cage
  115. >"Y'know, toots, your father is quite the looker."
  116. >"And you're telling me this why...?"
  117. >"So it doesn't surprise you when I move in."
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  119. >"I heard you have a shithead boss?"
  120. >"Don't talk shit about my boss!"
  121. >"Sounds like one hell of a soft spot you have there."
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  123. Alastor should use an ear shattering radio noise attack for a fatality.
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