ZAPSTRONG RP 1?

<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: ambnd the cpoofee goes diown likeashot
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: watye rin favce
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: Alright
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: Miracles of a functioning alcoholic fellas
<Wrong_Way>: it's amazing
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: Alright
<Wrong_Way>: it's like seeing a star being born
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: Goes from tripping over keyboard to wide awake
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: high tolerance yo
<Wrong_Way>: so now what
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: I dunno someone wanted to do a class I think
<Gwydion>: yes
<Gwydion>: SCIENCE
<Gwydion>: do it buck, time for Yip
<Wrong_Way>: aw, you're making an drunk guy teach?
<Wrong_Way>: this isn't russia, gwyd
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: Yip got busted for marijuana possession and dealing to students
<Gwydion>: it is for night
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: They had to call in a substitute
<Boomer>: I threw a boomerang and it came back to me
<Boomer>: explain that, science
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: they had to call down the thunder!
<Wrong_Way>: It's nice to see you again sir.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: The Bell rings signalling students they should begin moving to their next class
Gwydion heads to class and takes a seat
Donnie bumps into Boomer in the hall
<Donnie>: Oh, hey Digger! Where you headed?
<Gwydion>: this is what class?]
<Donnie>: [science]
GENERALZAPSTRONG rides his thunder chariot down to the earth school once more
<Boomer>: "Oh hey Donnie" he tiredly says over "I'm heading to science or something, maybe"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: SCIENCE!
Boomer yawns
<Donnie>: Cool, I'll just follow you then.
Wrong_Way looks into the science classroom
Gwydion waves to ww, signalling him to come in
<Wrong_Way>: "...Not a lot of people here..."
Boomer makes his way to the classroom and plops into a seat
Wrong_Way enters the room and picks a seat near the front
GENERALZAPSTRONG steps out of a small chemical closet dusting off his hands and adjusting a pair of reading glasses
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "GOOD MORNING EARTH STUDENT!"
Wrong_Way 's eyes widen
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh gosh, it's this guy again..."
Boomer yawns, unphased
<Gwydion>: "Youre not mr yip..."
Donnie finds a seat and slumps over his desk
Wrong_Way takes out his notebook and a pencil
Gwydion waves to donnie and boomer
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YOUR TEACHER MISTER YIP IS NOT AVAILABLE TODAY"
Boomer tiredly waves to gwyd, the warp slowly overtaking him
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I WILL BE RECTIFYING THE LIES TAUGHT BY YOUR HISTORY CLASS"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND SHOWING YOU THE COSMOS"
Donnie ducks under his desk and comes out from under one next to Gwydion
<Wrong_Way>: "...Teachers lied to us?"
<Donnie>: Hey, Gwyd.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: I HAVE ARRANGED TO EXECUTE A STANDARD BONDING EXERCISE BEFORE WE BEGIN
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: I COMMAND YOU EARTHLINGS TO FORM A CIRCLE"
<Gwydion>: Heya donnie
Wrong_Way puts away his notebook and pencil and starts to get up from his desk
Boomer drifts off to sleep, disappearing into the boomerang dimension as agri has work tomorrow and can't afford to be unconscious all day
<Boomer>: [seeya fellas]
<Donnie>: [bye man]
<Gwydion>: seeya bommer]
<Wrong_Way>: [aw, see you]
Donnie hops over into a shadow and comes out of one near the front of the class.
Wrong_Way stands next to Donnie
Gwydion stands next to donnie
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: GOOD WORK SOLDIERS!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG JOINS THEM IN THE CIRCLE
<Wrong_Way>: "...um so..."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "HOW CAN I HELP YOU"
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, what are we going to do now?"
<Donnie>: Whadda we do now?
<Gwydion>: Help me help others
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WE ARE GOING TO GO AROUND THE CIRCLE AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT OURSELVES OUR NAME AND OUR HOME GALAXY"
<Wrong_Way>: "oh...uh."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I WILL START!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I AM FIRST CLASS MASTER GENERAL THUNDER ZAPSTRONG"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YOU MAY CALL ME ZAP EARTHLINGS I AM A COSMIC CONQUEROR AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME AND MY DAUGHTER FROM OUR RECENT TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG HOLDS UP WALLET PICTURE OF A SMALLER BLUE SKINNED ALIEN THAT HAS LONG HAIR AND IS ON ZAPS SHOULDERS THEY ARE PLAYING CHICKEN WITH A ROLLERCOASTER IN IT
<Gwydion>: Daaw
<Wrong_Way>: "...Neat."
<Donnie>: Awh, that's cute.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: NOW IT IS MY RIGHTEOUS AND GALACTIC WILL THAT SOMEONE ELSE SAY SOMETHING AS I HAVE DONE"
Wrong_Way gestures Donnie to say something
Donnie looks at Wrong_Way and sighs
<Donnie>: Okay, so, I'm Donnie.
<Donnie>: Aaaand, I can control my shadow.
Donnie motions to Wrong_Way
Wrong_Way rolls his eyes
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm Mark. My powers are that whatever I say becomes opposite. I recently got a new turtle."
GENERALZAPSTRONG GASPS
GENERALZAPSTRONG RAISES HAND
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh...yes?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "MIGHT MENTIONING YOUR NEW FOUND ANIMAL COMPANION CAUSE IT TO CEASE BEING"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Holy crap."
Wrong_Way runs out the room
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I PROPOSE A MISSION TO CHECK IT OUT
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: TO THE THUNDER CHARIOT
<Gwydion>: ...i didnt get my turn]
Wrong_Way runs up to his dorm room
<Wrong_Way>: [woops]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: WHILE HE IS CHECKING TAKE YOUR TURN REMAINING EARTHLING
Wrong_Way sighs with relief that it's still there.
<Gwydion>: My name is Gwydion Gordon Greeneway, and I am a magic man with a near infinite power supply and I own a micropachycephalosaurus. His name is Nuzzie.
<Wrong_Way>: "Looks like I can't change the past."
GENERALZAPSTRONG NODS AND CLAPS WIPING AWAY A SINGLE TEAR
Wrong_Way runs back to the classroom
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "FLAWLESS EXECUTION OF THE EXERCISE, MEN, IT WARMS MY THREE HEARTS"
<Wrong_Way>: "Theo Junior is fine."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I AM GLAD"
<Gwydion>: Nice
<Wrong_Way>: "So, now what?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: WE WILL HAVE A RECTIFYING LESSON TO FIX THE UNTRUTHS PEDDLED HERE THEN IT IS MY IRON WILL THAT WE TAKE A TRIP SOMEWHERE TO FURTHER EDUCATE YOU"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ON THE NOTE OF YOUR SPECIES EVOLUTION"
<Donnie>: Sooooo, a field trip?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "SOON"
<Gwydion>: Sounds like fun, Mr Strong.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "EVOLUTION IS A MEANS TO AN END NOT A STATUS THAT IS BESTOWED AS YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "FOR EXAMPLE"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AQUATIC ORGANISMS DESIRE MORE SPACE TO CLAIM AS THEIR OWN SO THEY DEVELOP TO COME TO DRY LAND"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THEY BEGIN HUNTING FOR FOOD AND GLORY ON THIS LAND"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "PARTICULAR SPECIES ARE DRAWN INTO FIELDS AND LEARN TO STAND UPRIGHT TO LOOK OVER TALL FLORA"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND WHAT WOULD THAT MAKE HAPPEN, CLASS?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ANYONE MAY ANSWER"
<Donnie>: ...Evolution?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YES BUT WHAT EXACTLY YOU ARE IN THE NEAR PROXIMITY OF THE ANSWER THOUGH"
<Donnie>: Uuuuuhm, survival of the fittest. Natural selection.
<Gwydion>: People?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE ONES BEST SUITED TO LOOK OVER PLANTS SURVIVED"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND THEREFORE GREW TO WALK ON TWO LEGS"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "LEADING TO THE FREEDOM OF THEIR HANDS LEADING TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO WIELD TOOLS WHICH LEADS TO COMPLEX PROBLEM SOLVING"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE DEMAND TO USE TOOLS LED TO A SPECIES BRAIN CHANGING HOW IT WORKED"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WE ARE UNDERWENT A SIMILAR PROCESS IN THE EARLY YEARS OF THIS CENTURY WITH THE DAWN OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR LESSON"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ANY QUESTIONS?"
<Gwydion>: "Are you our regular teacher from here onwards? I dont think Ive seen you around here before, are you new?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I AM BUT A GUEST HERE AND IT HAS BEEN MY HONOR TO ENLIGHTEN YOUR MINDS I DO NOT KNOW IF I WILL BE RETURNING OFTEN"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ALSO"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I REMEMBERED MORE PAMPHLETS THIS TIME"
<Gwydion>: "Pamphlets?"
GENERALZAPSTRONG HANDS OUT PAMPHLETS FOR GALACTIC ARMY OF GENERAL ZAPSTRONG INCLUDING A PHONE NUMBER IN THE BACK AND SEVERAL PICTURES OF ALIENS KICKING EVIL ASS AND GOING ON ADVENTURES"
<Donnie>: I already read mine, it said I was too young.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh gosh."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "REMEMBER YOUR OPTIONS EARTHLINGS"
<Gwydion>: "I do like the whole /s/paceman thing....."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "SMALL EARTHLINGS YOU ARE NOT TOO WEAK TO JOIN MY ARMY BUT TOO PRECIOUS THE FUTURE MUST BE PROTECTED NOT RAVAGED BY WAR"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "IT IS MY COSMIC AND THUNDERING COMMAND THAT YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "NOW WHERE SHOULD OUR JOURNEY INTO KNOWLEDGE TAKE US!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG TAKES OFF HIS READING GLASSES AND PUTS THEM IN A SMALL CASE WITH CUTE CATS ON THE OUTSIDE
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "MY DAUGHTER PICKED OUT THE CASE WHERE DO YOU EARTHLINGS WISH TO GO"
Wrong_Way looks at Donnie and Gwyd
<Donnie>: I wanna go to spaaaaaace!
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh...sure?"
<Gwydion>: ....space?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "VERY WELL BUT SPACE IS LARGE AND THERE ARE ONLY 30 MINUTES LEFT IN CLASS"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND NO VAST AND MAJESTIC GULF OF REALITY SHOULD BE LOOKED OVER QUICKLY"
GENERALZAPSTRONG SITS THINKING HARD
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "TO THE THUNDER CHARIOT!"
<Donnie>: Woo!
<Gwydion>: Yay
GENERALZAPSTRONG PUNCHES THROUGH WALL BUSTING A LARGE HOLE IN IT BEFORE WALKING OUTSIDE TO A CHARIOT LOOKING VESSEL THAT IS SLEEK AND BLACK IT HAS A LARGE BEAM OF LIGHT HARNESSED ON THE END THAT DIVULGES INTO RAINBOWS AND LASERS AND WHAT NOT
<Wrong_Way>: "Woah..."
<Donnie>: Awesoooome!
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: BOARD MY SPACECRAFT EARTHLINGS"
<Gwydion>: Niiice
Donnie runs over and jumps into the chariot
Gwydion boards the spacecraft with donnie and wrong_way
GENERALZAPSTRONG STEPS INTO THE FRONT STANDING AND TAKING A HOLD OF REINS THAT ARE GLOWING BLUE AND SHOOT OFF SPARKS AS HE GRABS THEM
<Wrong_Way>: "This is crazy..."
<Gwydion>: Much better than history class
GENERALZAPSTRONG YANKS THE REINS PULLING THEM ACROSS THE BEAM OF LIGHT THEY BEGIN MOVING AT AMAZING SPEEDS BUT IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SMOOTH RIDE THERE IS A CHILD SAFETY SEAT AND SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS IN THE BACK
<Donnie>: General, can we eat these crackers?
GENERALZAPSTRONG UNCURLS A WHIP FROM HIS BELT HE CRACKS IT FORWARD AND IT ENTERS THE BEAM OF LIGHT THEN PULLS BACK PULLING THEM FURTHER ACROSS IS MAKING THEM GO EVEN FASTER
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "IT IS MY SOLEMN AND GALACTIC ANSWER THAT YES YOU MAY BUT REMIND ME TO BUY MORE ONCE OUR JOURNEY IS ENDED"
<Donnie>: Okay!
<Wrong_Way>: "Gimme a few, donnie."
Donnie takes a large handful and offers it to Wrong_Way
Wrong_Way takes a few and shakes the bag toward Gwyd
<Gwydion>: "No thanks"
Wrong_Way gives the bag back to Donnie
Donnie stuffs the remaining crackers he's holding into his mouth and takes the bag
Wrong_Way eats the crackers on at a time.
<Gwydion>: "So general, are we headed anywhere specific?"
Donnie takes another handful and places the bag between him and Wrong_Way
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I AM CONSIDERING OUR PLAN OF ATTACK AS TO WHERE WE MIGHT VENTURE, GWYDION GREENEWAY"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "IS THERE ANY LOCATION YOU DESIRE"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Mars?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "SO IT SHALL BE"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yay Mars..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG TAKES THE REINS AND JERKS THEM THE BEAM OF LIGHT SHIFTING DIRECTIONS TOWARD A RED SPHERE THAT GROWS LARGER QUICKLY BEFORE THEY PROMPTLY ARRIVE THERE CRASHING DOWN WITH A SOUND OF THUNDER BUT RESTING PEACEFULLY ON THE GROUND
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WE HAVE ARRIVED"
<Gwydion>: "Wait...."
Donnie swallows a mouthful of animal crackers
<Donnie>: Mrfngh, how are we alive still? What about oxygen?
<Gwydion>: "Whats to keep the enfirement from killing us?"
Wrong_Way grabs a handful of crackers
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE CHARIOT EMITS AN AURA THAT PROTECTS YOU HERE ITS CLOUD OF OXYGEN AND COOL AIR BUT SPACE SUITS WOULD BE IDEAL
<Gwydion>: "Space suits?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I APOLOGIZE THAT ALL I HAVE IS TWO SOLDIER FATIGUES MY OWN SPACE SUIT AND MY DAUGHTERS"
<Wrong_Way>: "Should I?"
GENERALZAPSTRONG OPEN THE TRUNK OF THE CHARIOT AND PULLS ON A LIGHT PINK SPACESUIT WITH CAT EARS ON IT AND ADORNED IN RAINBOWS AND POUTY STORM CLOUDS AND HAPPY SUNS
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ONE OF YOU MAY USE MINE"
<Wrong_Way>: "...I think Gwyd could fit in that."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THEY STRETCH AND SHRINK"
<Wrong_Way>: "Neat."
<Gwydion>: Nah its more your style
<Donnie>: Look guys, I have an idea.
<Wrong_Way>: "Nah, I think Donnie would love the cat ears..."
Donnie puts on the girly suit and cloaks around it, turning it entirely black.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [ZAP IS ALREADY IN THE GIRLY ONE]
<Wrong_Way>: [neat]
<Gwydion>: pffthehe, Im going to need a pic of that buck]
<Wrong_Way>: [two person spacesuit.]
<Donnie>: [oh, okay]
<Gwydion>: You look...nice
<Donnie>: [retcon that then I guess]
<Wrong_Way>: "It works."
<Wrong_Way>: "I-I mean, the spacesuit doesn't work...."
GENERALZAPSTRONG OFFERS THREE SPACE SUITS TWO ARE NORMALISH LOOKING AND ADORNED WITH LIGHTNING BOLTS AND SOME HIGH TECH BLACK BODY ARMOR THE THIRD IS ADORNED WITH BLUE ARMOR AND YELLOW POWERCELLS IN IT
GENERALZAPSTRONG STARES AT THEM OFFERING THE SPACE SUITS THE CHARIOT SPUTTERS AND THE BELL ON HIS SPACE COLLAR RINGS
<Wrong_Way>: "...Dib on the yellow one."
<Donnie>: "I don't see a yellow one."
<Gwydion>: I ll take the blue armor oneone
<Wrong_Way>: "You know what I...oh forget it.."
Donnie takes one of the normal suits and puts it on
<Gwydion>: :3 whats wrong, marky mark?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YOU HAVE AN EYE FOR THE GARB OF CONQUEROR"
Wrong_Way grabs the other normal suit
Gwydion takes the blue one with the yellow power cells, and puts it on. "Its very nice, Mr Strong"
Wrong_Way puts on his suit.
<Wrong_Way>: "Man, if my folks could see me now."
<Gwydion>: they would be dead in seconds from the enviorment]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [CHARIOT MACGUFFIN]
<Gwydion>: no need to yell, buck]
<Gwydion>: "So are we all set, mr strong?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [IM SORRY CAPSLOCK IS ON]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YES ONCE WE EXIT THE CHARIOTS SPHERE OF INFLUENCE WE WILL BE PREY TO THE PLANETS GRAVITY AND CONDITIONS THOUGH THE SPACE SUITS WILL PRESERVE YOU FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND MEET BACK AT THE CHARIOT IN TEN IS THAT UNDERSTOOD"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes sir..."
<Gwydion>: Yes, general.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THEN TROOPS DEPLOY"
Wrong_Way steps out on the chariot
Wrong_Way does a slightly long jump
<Wrong_Way>: "Woo, less gravity!"
Gwydion heads out of the chariot and looks around
<Donnie>: [doesn't mars actually have more gravity?]
<Wrong_Way>: [not according to the internet.]
<Gwydion>: nah its a third]
<Donnie>: [nevermind, google says no]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [IM TOO DRUNK TO FIGURE THAT OUT]
<Wrong_Way>: [it's okay bucky]
<Gwydion>: so what do I see buck?]
Donnie cloaks up and shoots off by extending his legs
<Wrong_Way>: "Sweet..."
Donnie flies through the air, finally crashing and rolling on the ground
Wrong_Way attempts to do a cartwheel
<Donnie>: Ahahahah! This is awesome!
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: THERE ARE COOL SPACE ROCKS EVERYWHERE AND ALL KINDS OF NEAT MARS STUFF THE GENERAL IS LEANING AGAINST THE CHARIOT AND WATCHING
<Wrong_Way>: "Mars is fun."
<Gwydion>: "....Huh, so are we the first humans on mars, general?"
Donnie picks up a rock and seems to place it into his shadow
<Donnie>: Heheh, I get to keep a Martian rock.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT"
Wrong_Way picks up a rock and tries to see how far he can throw it
Donnie jumps extremely high and catches the rock in midair
<Donnie>: Duuude! This is awesome! Catch!
Donnie throws the rock back to Wrong_Way
Wrong_Way gets ready to catch it
Wrong_Way catches the rock
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Go long!"
Wrong_Way throws the rock as far as he can
<Gwydion>: "Hey donnie....you see that dot over there?" *me points at the sky*
<Gwydion>: earth as seen from mars]
Donnie runs on all fours and jumps into the air, extending his arm slightly to catch the rock
<Donnie>: What Gwyd? Is that- Oooooh, my gooooood.
<Gwydion>: ...you think you could port back to class?
Wrong_Way looks where gwyd is pointing
<Donnie>: I dunno how long the bracelet could take me. What if I can't make it?
<Gwydion>: I...dont know
<Gwydion>: Ive never been to mars before.
Wrong_Way sits down on the ground
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST RISKING IT"
<Donnie>: I only ever really warped the distance of, like, a football field. I can barely see the entirety of America from here.
Wrong_Way runs his fingers on Mars' dusty ground
<Gwydion>: I wonder if we could find the rover
Wrong_Way looks at his fingers
Donnie kicks up a large dust cloud, observing ti slowly descend
<Wrong_Way>: "Looks a little like Cheetos."
<Gwydion>: Sorta yeah
GENERALZAPSTRONG IS TAPPING AWAY AT A LITTLE PHONE LIKE DEVICE
<Gwydion>: Well, im about done. What about you guys?
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess so. It's really neat being here though. What if we never come back here?"
<Gwydion>: Good point, one sec
Gwydion starts chanting and handwavey bullcrap
Gwydion summons a camera from his backpack
<Gwydion>: "Lets take a picture, I will make copies when we get back to earth"
<Wrong_Way>: "Seriously? Okay..."
<Donnie>: Oooooh! Totally!
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YOU MAY POSE BY THE CHARIOT IF YOU WISH"
<Wrong_Way>: "Wait..."
<Wrong_Way>: "I wish there weren't Santa hats inside the chariot."
Wrong_Way runs to the chariot and puts one on.
<Wrong_Way>: "I need to do my Christmas cards early."
<Donnie>: Merry Christmas from mars? Pfffteheheh.
<Gwydion>: "Ok so three pictures, a silly one, a christmas one, and a real one. That sound good to everyone?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Sure."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ACCEPTABLE"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, all 4 of us! Your camera has a timer, right?"
<Gwydion>: No, but its ok. You guys will be in it, and I will still have a copy.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ALLOW ME"
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay I guess."
<Wrong_Way>: "So, silly one first..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG HOLDS OUT HAND TO TAKE CAMERA"
Gwydion motions them to gather around the chariot. "Nono, I need a picture of you especially Mr Strong. I dont know if Ill ever get to see you again"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Whatchu talking about, Willis?"
<Gwydion>: has anyone been keeping logs?]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY NUMBER GWYDION GREENWAY AND I WILL RIP REALITY ITSELF ASUNDER AND BUILD IT ANEW BEFORE I CANT ANSWER THE CALL OF A FRIEND"
<Wrong_Way>: [I haveeee]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: NICE]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "NOW SMILE FOR THE CAMERA EARTHLINGS"
<Gwydion>: "Well, we can do 4 pictures, one with you."
GENERALZAPSTRONG TAKES THE CAMERA FROM GWYD AND POINTS IT AT THE CHARIOT
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay, serious photo first."
<Wrong_Way>: "Then I think I'll summon us some fun props."
Gwydion gathers around the awesome chariot
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "SAY CONQUEST EARTHLINGS!"
Wrong_Way stands by the chariot
Donnie puts his fists on his hips, puffs his chest and takes a triumphant pose
<Wrong_Way>: "Conquest!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG SNAPS A PICTURE
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "NOW FOR YOUR CULTURAL CELEBRATION SEASON"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes!"
Wrong_Way pulls out two hats for Gwyd and Donnie
Gwydion takes a hat and puts it on.
<Wrong_Way>: "Man, this is the coolest photoshoot ever."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "SAY CHRISTMAS!"
<Gwydion>: "Christmas!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG SNAPS ANOTHER PICTURE
<Wrong_Way>: "Yay!"
<Donnie>: Heheh, that's awesome.
<Wrong_Way>: "Come on Strong! Let's take a photo of you by your chariot!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "VERY WELL!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Give us your best Victory pose!"
Wrong_Way takes the camera from Zap's hands
GENERALZAPSTRONG HANDS THE CAMERA OFF AND STRIKES A VERY CAPTAIN KIRK LOOKING POSE ONE ELBOW RESTING ON CHARIOT AND A BIG GRIN ON HIS FACE
<Wrong_Way>: "Say Mars!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "MARS!"
Wrong_Way takes the photo
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WELL DONE SOLDIERS"
<Wrong_Way>: "Woo! We'll have to send these photos to you, Strong..."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "NOW IT IS TIME FOR US TO RETURN TO EARTH"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then."
Wrong_Way goes back to the chariot.
GENERALZAPSTRONG CLIMBS BACK ABOARD THE CHARIOT TAKING THE REINS IN HAND
Wrong_Way takes his helmet part to eat some crackers
Gwydion hops aboard the ship and takes a seat "Hey, mark im going to need my camera back"
Wrong_Way hands gwyd back his camera
<Wrong_Way>: "Blehhhh, I still have mars dust on my fingers..."
Wrong_Way eats a few more crackers anyways
GENERALZAPSTRONG YANKS THE REINS AND THEY BEING SPEEDING TOWARD EARTH
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "HOW MANY CRACKERS REMAIN?"
Wrong_Way shakes the bag
<Donnie>: I think you're supposed to take off your suit, bro.
<Wrong_Way>: "Not many!"
Donnie squeezes out of his spacesuit and takes a few crackers
<Wrong_Way>: "Dude, the chariot isn't spaceproof."
<Donnie>: Yeah it is, that's how we got here.
<Wrong_Way>: "You know what I mean..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG THUNDERS BACK DOWN ONTO EARTH RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL
Wrong_Way takes off the rest of the space suit
<Wrong_Way>: "Thank you sir...It was an honor to go to Mars with you."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE LESSON WE LEARNED FROM MARS TODAY?"
Donnie climbs out of the chariot and cracks his back
<Gwydion>: "Youre a scholar, and a gentleman Mr Strong"
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, don't eat Mars dust?"
<Gwydion>: We should enlist with you, when we turn of age?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WE HAVE LEARNED THAT WE CANNOT SUSTAIN OUR SOULS ON A LOVELY VIEW IT IS OUR HOMES AND LOVED ONES THAT GIVE US MEANING AND SHOULD THE GULF OF SPACE BE EMPTY OF THOSE THINGS LET US MAKE THEM THERE AS TO ENGULF THE COSMOS IN THE WARMTH OF PEACE AND COMPANIONSHIP
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "FARE WELL HEROES OF EARTH"
GENERALZAPSTRONG CRACKS THE REINS AND WITH A ZAP THE CHARIOT IS GONE
Wrong_Way stands there for a bit, thinking about what General Zapstrong said.
<Wrong_Way>: "...Let me know when you get those photos done Gwyd."
<Gwydion>: Sure thing buddy
<Donnie>: Geez, that... made a lot of sense. Even if he had to say it like a drill sargent.
Wrong_Way looks at the school.
GENERALZAPSTRONG STOPS BY A GROCERY STORE AND BUYS SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS BEFORE RETURNING TO SPACE
<Gwydion>: you didnt remind him did you]
<Donnie>: [he asked how many were left, we said not many]
<Wrong_Way>: [I did. I told him there weren't many animal crackers left.]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [CLOSE ENOUGH]
mryip struggles with the bonds tying him to the chair in the chemical closet wrong way first watched zap enter from