('Twitter won't let me log on on my laptop ','neg'),
('yay! found some bamboo shredders bagel bites and grapevine wreaths to add to the site! ','pos'),
('yayyy lakers! time to listen to ze dodgers while i write four papers...  my life. my life!','neg'),
('Ugh who makes a doctors appointment for 10:30 am thats way too early ','neg'),
('Watching the Married with Children marathon! ','pos'),
('Way to ruin my e3 day B of A ','neg'),
('We see right through your funky hat... I wish Kadie liked Wizards.  ','neg'),
('You know it's kinda nice having a little pitter-patter back in the ol ticker ','pos'),
('your simle make me fly ','pos'),
('Alas didn't get to it today. Our apartment doesn't really have enough space for them unfortunately ','neg'),
('ahhhh.... I see. ','pos'),
('Very satisfied wit this day','pos'),
('Went for a game of golf last night only meant to do 9 holes but decided to go back round again!','pos'),
('Waiting To See Makaela  At Siix...  ','pos'),
('indeed - glad others are sharin the message been tryin to tell ppl this for tooo long','pos'),
('Wanna see Drag me to hell but no one will come with me!','neg'),
('wants to feel blissful...Its been a minute... ','neg'),
('When all else fails there's FRIENDS. ','pos'),
('Where is my Nintendo DS?  ¬¬','neg'),
('can you please wish a speedy recovery for my friend ludovica? she just got operated she's a big fan of you & the other guys ','pos'),
('I can't wait for the ghostbusters video game  I finally get the chance to kick some ghostbum!!!','pos'),
('Watching european soccer on my pc. Even through wireless. they run faster than my SLB.','neg'),
('why do we as friends not only grow older but also grow apart? ','neg'),
('Why is KBW so hard? ','neg'),
('Mew!  He/She (i never knew which one haha) is so cute but at the same time he/she haha can kick your ass.','pos'),
('Will be trying to catch up on backlog of tweets today around work so if I don't respond immediately don't take offense please ','pos'),
('We are going to get mom on Twitter tonight. She's already got a FB and a Blackberry and is proficient with both - I think she's ready ','pos'),
('well darn i was at 28 followers dropped back to 22 ','neg'),
('Well I have officially passed the 1000 Tweet mark. Only took 5 months...  Goal: 3000 by October. #fb','pos'),
('but u guys made such an awesome cute couple. ','neg'),
('here is to #140smiles ~ sounds great.. woot to operation smile','pos'),
('really!?! :S That's awful! ','neg'),
('what a day..... i'm pretty bored.','neg'),
('What totally sucks about it is I used my upgrade for that phone and now I have to re-purchase the device outright ','neg'),
('woooow i just got the email that britney spears is following me pretty excited about that one...kinda down tho the bf cant chill today ','neg'),
('I have class from 8am to 3:30pm. No break  And you ?','neg'),
('wheres my umsy crumpy  http://plurk.com/p/z1xg6','neg'),
('That was coolio!  ;3 I left reviews and fatty fuel.','pos'),
('Why can't I see my tweets except for here? ','neg'),
('why is it always nice out when i have to work in a cubicle all day??  ','neg'),
('will close plurk tab first. Gah.  http://plurk.com/p/112pzd','neg'),
('wishes Happy mother's day to all mothers!!! ','pos'),
('without my cousin in our house its kinda lonely for me he's the only one who i can play jokes with.. ','neg'),
('i miss you too !','pos'),
('Wow. Smule like makes me want an iPhone even more  god I want one','neg'),
('mmm that's why I love you. I don't know any smoothie place around here though ','neg'),
('Yay! I lasted till 4! ','pos'),
('Yes yes I know so if you are wondering how on earth this happened it's all for My Savior. Trust me I think it's for the best ','pos'),
('You've gone all quiet ','neg'),
('Yeah awesome in Canada. Looks like a scorcher in Las Vegas - 115 to 120 at times! ','pos'),
('Wonderful people at Tesco Mobile have sorted out my phone. Am infinitely happy now  Hurray for Tesco Mobile!!!','pos'),
('Ok cool I can't wait  We'll have to set something up','pos'),
('Workin on getting the next Alibi show booked new music vid up on you tube and fashion show pics up on site!! Stay tuned ','pos'),
('wow am i staying up to late wow!!!!!!! ','neg'),
('ahw  oh well. come seeee me so we can be random in town?','neg'),
(' UH yeah. About Misa misa. It's really sad.  I so love Apples and it's kinda cool how the Death Gods love it. Haha','neg'),
('www.ronnie.freestylefootball.pl CHECK IT ! ','pos'),
('yay!! thanks to those who greeted me a happy birthday! love ya'll! ','pos'),
('you can change your hair and you can change your clothes you can change your mind thats just the way it goess (8) ','pos'),
('you make me smile in my sleep.  goodnight.','pos'),
('I LOVE IT!    Nice snap!','pos'),
('19 more sleeps untill Take That ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ','pos'),
('5 fails but so funny  http://bit.ly/rZfW','pos'),
('a quiz on facebook told me i was a genius... i knew it ','pos'),
('absolutely shattered stuck in a job centre all.day.long... ','neg'),
('Ah works pish! I hate that I'm stuck in this hole and it's sunny out   Booooo hooooo rehearsals tonight and tomorrow and the day after. .','neg'),
('Alexandra just left.  perfect taco tuesday! Watching season 3 of the oc now.','pos'),
('Also The Gossip Girl Will follow us into College! ','neg'),
('And I'm out! What a frustrating week. One stop to make before home. Need another wind. Would suck to feel too tired to do anything. ','neg'),
('Another hour on the tarmac in Orlando because of weather in Atlanta. ','neg'),
('Are there rules for texting someone who is giving birth? Because I just did ','pos'),
('At granddaughter Abby's gymnastics event! ','pos'),
('At this rate I have to write about a dozens articles for @depressingnews when I'm back home. ','neg'),
('Awake. Am definitely going back to sleep soon. Bedroom is cave-like again. Can't resist it. Alex is going to turn the light on thought. ','neg'),
('Babe's house ','pos'),
('Back in the NO! Smells good ','pos'),
('BBQ this evening and projecting a film in the garden later I think we're watching Ocean's 13 ','pos'),
('being good to bees is difficult when the plant you've been growning for 2 months falls off the ledge the plant pot decapitates its stems ','neg'),
('Blergh. Do I have to go to work in the morning? It's so boring and not fun. I want it to be 7:30 pm already so I can bask in the glory. ','neg'),
('Boston & Houston let's gettttt it today ','pos'),
('buaaa im awake... snuffles is fucked up-.- my neck hurts ','neg'),
('CAHM OHN!!! This is a pretend graduation one and a half hour and counting. Yawn ','neg'),
('Can't find my file ','neg'),
('cant wait until exams are OVER! but still happy that i dont have to do german ever again! ','pos'),
('Cheer practice. My neck is so bruised from forward rolling and my head is pounding from tumbling  oh well...only 15 more minutes!','neg'),
('cleaning... what fun. ','neg'),
('contented with my ride.  i like today.','pos'),
('CSA spinach sauteed and topped with crispy fingerling potatoes and shallots. So glad to be cooking again ','pos'),
('Damn why does Richmond have to be so far away?! I want to go to the Goodwill outlet ','neg'),
('Dear DHL Please consider revamping your game plan. Charging me 15 X more for shipping the same product to the same location makes me ','neg'),
('didn't make it out to shop.......      there is always tomorrow.','neg'),
('Doesn't have to go to school to do the acp for fourth period. So i'm going with my mom to her baby doctor. ','pos'),
('don't know what's wrong but i'm feeling a little bit sad   #bsb','neg'),
('Dropping 100 bucks at victoria secret is way to easy. Ooops  ','pos'),
('Economics assignment and studying for BCT test. No fun ','neg'),
('Ergh. Infected. And daytime TV is just so bad ','neg'),
('Exams  I'm extremely nervous right now ','neg'),
('Feals a bit dwn ','neg'),
('feels practically dead :| sooo rough!!! ','neg'),
('Finally home. Can't sleep but gotta work at 8:30am. ','neg'),