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- “You’re the worst fluffy I’ve ever seen. You’d probably deserve a beating with a sorry stick, but you’re so dumb it’s not worth the effort”.
- >The stray pegasus fluffy in the cardboard box was probably light blue with a violet mane once. Now his fluff is encrusted with poo and dirt, so he stinks like hell.
- >And he’s bawling his eyes out.
- “F-fwuffy gud fwuffy! No dum’! No bad! Fwuffy no wan’ sowwy stick, wan’ mistah be new dahdeh! P-pwease wuv fwuffy!”
- >You laugh.
- “I hope you die soon, you little piece of shit”.
- >You exit the alley, leaving the crying fluffy behind. You keep you ears cocked for a couple of minutes until the sobbing dies down, turning into quiet and inane chirping.
- >You nonchalantly approach the cardboard box.
- >The fluffy looks at you with a crooked, hopeful smile and big puppy eyes.
- “Hi mistah! Fwuffy hungwy and cowd! Gif nummies and huggies pwease?”
- >You somehow manage to keep a straight face.
- “Sure, buddy! You’ll be my fluffy, okay?”
- >The pegasus stares at you in disbelief. His totally useless wings start to buzz in happiness.
- “Weally?! Be fwuffy new daddy?!”
- >He starts jumping and babbling in joy. He obviously trips after a couple of seconds, but then he sits on his dirty ass and lifts his front hooves towards you, waiting to be picked up.
- “Fwuffy wuv new dahdeh!”
- >You start laughing.
- “Well, I don’t. I hate you, you worthless shitcannon”.
- >He doesn’t seem to understand at first.
- “Dahdeh n-no… wuv fwuffy?”
- “I wouldn’t love you to save my life. You are a horrible, retarded, disgusting vermin. That’s why your mother left you here alone”.
- >Oh, yeah. You played the mommy card. Always works.
- “Nuuuuuuuu! M-momma wuv f-fwuffy! Momma j-jus’ wong sweep!”
- >You smirk.
- “She’s not dead, dumbass. I met her yesterday. She told me you are the stupidest son she’s ever had. She told me…”. Dramatic pause. “…you were a dumb baby”.
- >The fluffy’s eyes are round and big as quarters.
- “N-nuuu… M-mumma… Pwease, fwuffy gud bahbeh… P-pwease mumma, wuv fwuffy…”.
- >It seems you made him revert to foal state. He thinks he’s talking with his mother now.
- “Go to hell, asshole”.
- >Standing outside the alley, you wait until the fluffy’s speech becomes cheerful and idiotic again.
- >It took him five or six minutes to forget the trauma. Must be some kind of record.
- >When you get closer to the box, the pegasus is talking to his pathetic excuses for wings, telling them how much he loves them.
- >The moment he sees you, he starts waving at you.
- “Hi nice hooman! Fwuffy hewe! Fwuffy wan’ pway and nummies! Pwease be dahdeh?”
- >You sigh.
- >This is really too easy of a game.
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