A very cold day in Lowee

A very cold day in Lowee
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00:00 Blanc: The four goddesses everyday life drama CD: A very cold day in Lowee
00:19 Blanc: It's snowing really heavily today.
00:23 Noire: Snow...this is more of a blizzard, isn't it? The snowfall in Lowee sure is something.
00:30 Vert: A blizzard... That means it's okay to coop up inside and play games all day, right? Come on, lets start gaming.
00:39 Neptune: You are sounding like you spend all day indoors no matter what the weather is, Vert. Well, that does sound like you.
00:47 Neptune: Anyway, the sound of a blizzard really gets my heart thumping. I wonder how much snow will pile up?
00:55 Blanc: Ahem. Neptune, could you not sound so happy about it? Who do you think will have to shovel the snow once it's over? It's cold, you know?
01:07 Neptune: Ahaha, it's fine! Shoveling the snow is your job, mine is just to make snowmen and play in the snow so it doesn't bother me at all!
01:17 Blanc: If you keep spouting nonsense, I'm going to throw you out.
01:21 Neptune: Well, we can't really go home in this blizzard.
01:25 Noire: It doesn't matter if it's a blizzard or heavy hail. We can make it home if we really want to.
01:29 Neptune: Well I don't wanna! I'm not leaving Lowee until the blizzard stops. If we run into a monster and get our clothes torn, even we'll freeze to death!
01:40 Blanc: I'm not a demon who would chase out my guests during a blizzard.
01:45 Neptune: You just threatened to throw me out...
01:47 Vert: Yes, we should pass this time playing games. I've set everything up while you guys were talking.
01:55 Noire: Just when I thought you were awfully quiet...When did you set all this up?
01:59 Vert: Hehe, I know Blanc's basilicom inside out.
02:02 Blanc: Let's follow Vert's suggestion and pass the time with games until the blizzard lets up?

02:17 Noire: Ah! I missed!
02:20 Vert: You've been making quite alot of mistakes...
02:23 Noire: It's because of this heavy nunchuck controller! Why won't Lowee make a regular, easy to use controller?
02:29 Blanc: That would limit the kinds of games we could play. Plus, it's an issue that people don't get enough exercise because they game too much. We are doing the kids a favor by getting them to move their bodies while gaming.
02:43 Noire: There's no need for that feature in a game! This is a failed product!
02:47 Vert: Noire, it's not good to blame the controller for your own faults. There's a saying that goes "A good workman does not blame his tools, a good goddess does not blame her controller."
03:00 Vert: As a goddess, no, as a person, do you think it's a good thing to constantly make excuses for your shortcomings?
03:09 Noire: Eh? I just said it's hard to use. Does it really deserve a lecture like this?
03:15 Neptune: To think that Vert would lean on Blanc's shoulder. They look like they are really close, even with the height difference.
03:22 Vert: I too know full well the pain of being criticized just because the controller wouldn't fit in the hand.
03:31 Blanc: Seems like you've seen your own share of troubles, Vert.
03:35 Blanc: But that's because you didn't do enough market research.
03:40 Neptune: Oh! Blanc just shrugged Vert off her shoulder.
03:43 Vert: Blanc, how could you? Here I thought you would understand...
03:47 Blanc: As long as your breast are hitting me, there's no way I can offer you my shoulder.
03:53 Neptune: Now, now, calm down. Come on, Blanc, take a seat. Here's my time to shine.
04:00 Neptune: Ahem, I'll now tell you about the ultimate controller that I thought up. It's fine if you guys steal it.
04:08 Noire: Oh? It's probably nothing, but depending on what I hear, I might help you with it.
04:14 Neptune: Behold! It's extremely simple to use. Your character will move as you will just by thinking about it. That's the power of the mind reading controller! How's that?
04:24 Noire: Forget it, you go work on it yourself.
04:26 Neptune: That was fast! Are you really going to give up that easily?
04:32 Neptune: There's a saying that goes "The game is over the moment you give up!" As a goddess, as one of those who protects Gamindustri, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
04:43 Noire: Why do I have to be reprimanded with some strange saying? That's something everyone has thought about. If it was that easy to implement, it would've been a long time ago.
04:52 Vert: Now, now, don't get too worked up. If you ask me, even if such a controller was created, it would be boring.
05:06 Vert: The joy of learning and mastering the control scheme would be lost.
05:11 Blanc: It seems like the consensus is that this nunchuck controller is the ultimate controller.
05:17 Noire: No. Vert: That can't be it. Neptune: I don't think so...
05:20 Blanc: I'm surprised you dare say so after enjoying yourselves this much.
05:25 Neptune: Well, for some reason, it's really fun when we play together. Hey, how about we have a match?
05:31 Noire: Sounds interesting, I'm in.
05:33 Blanc: I'll be your opponent.
05:34 Vert: Of course, I'll participate too.

05:47 Neptune: Snacks! Blanc, don't you have any more snacks?
05:52 Blanc: Unfortunately, they are all gone. You ate all the ones I had.
05:58 Neptune: I'm fine with not being able to go home, but my mouth feels empty without snacks! You need snacks while playing games!
06:08 Blanc: If you want snacks, all you need to do is buy some. Of course, it's a blizzard. It'll be extremely cold.
06:17 Neptune: Blanc, are you really telling your guests to brave a blizzard to buy snacks?
06:22 Blanc: What are you talking about? You were the ones who got all excited after hearing about the forecast of record breaking snowfall, weren't you?
06:30 Neptune: Well, that is true...
06:34 Noire: You are the one who wants to eat, so you should be the one to go to the store.
06:39 Vert: Ah, could we possibly fend off the snow on the way to the store?
06:43 Noire: We can't possibly fend off a blizzard.
06:45 Blanc: No regular person could possibly head out safely in this strong of a storm.
06:51 Neptune: We are goddesses, though.
06:53 Blanc: Yes, exactly, Goddess Neptune. Have a safe trip.
06:58 Neptune: C-Come on, I'm just saying. Vert, can't you do something with your goddess powers?
07:05 Vert: Hmm, well, I'm fine as long as I have tea, and if possible I would prefer to experience all that this game has to offer with everyone. I'll have to leave this task to you.
07:21 Neptune: Come to think of it, Noire has lost a few times, right?
07:25 Noire: It's just a couple of times. I just haven't gotten used to the controller yet.
07:29 Neptune: That Noire's making excuses?
07:32 Blanc: Neptune, you shouldn't joke like that. There's no way Noire could do something as cowardly as making excuses for her losses. 07:39 Blanc: If you continue, Noire, with her strong sense of responsibility, would happily sacrifice herself and brave this blizzard for her friends.
07:54 Blanc: So, you must never say that, even as a joke.
08:01 Noire: Blanc, you understand me so well! I'll head out to buy snacks.
08:10 Vert: That girl gives me chills.
08:14 Noire: Hmm, but it's impossible for me to brave this blizzard alone. Is there anyone who would like to accompany me?
08:24 Blanc: There is no cause for concern. This is my basilicom. I have prepared a special tool for situations just like this. Here.
08:34 Noire: ...What is this?
08:37 Blanc: Noire...have you never seen an umbrella before?
08:42 Vert: Noire's the type of person who would think that it's cool to stand under the rain, so could it be that she doesn't know about umbrellas?
08:49 Noire: You two... What I mean is, what good will a single umbrella do in this blizzard?
08:56 Neptune: But it's better than nothing, right?
08:59 Blanc: It'll be fine as long as you have an umbrella. Noire, I have faith in you. Please come back with snacks.
09:07 Vert: Now, let us continue this match.
09:10 Noire: Heh, I thought something like this would happen...tada! I brought a collapsible umbrella! It's only natural for a goddess to be prepared. Now you'll be able to come with me, right, Blanc?
09:26 Blanc: I expected no less, Noire. You can't fend off the blizzard with a single umbrella, but with two of them there's nothing to fear.
09:38 Noire: Eh?
09:39 Vert: Now that you mention it, amongst us goddesses, the only one who can wield two umbrellas at once is Noire.
09:46 Noire: Wait, what?
09:48 Neptune: I didn't know about that. Noire really is a genius.
09:52 Noire: Well, yes, I am a genius, so... there won't be a problem if I have two of them... Wait, of course not!
10:02 Noire: You leave me no choice, I'll just have to drag you out!
10:07 Neptune: Hey, Noire, you're ending the skit right there? You have to at least go out there and shiver in the snow for abit before coming back or something.
10:15 Noire: I won't be tricked that easily. You were the one who wanted snacks in the first place! Now come on, lets go.
10:21 Neptune: But, wait, hold on, I'm the type of person who gets really sleepy in a blizzard, you know?
10:27 Noire: That's just because of the cold. Everyone gets that, so it'll be fine!
10:31 Vert: Have a safe trip, you two.
10:34 Noire: What are you saying! You said you can fend off the snow, right? You're coming with me!
10:40 Vert: Ah, I think I'm starting to feel tired after playing games for so long, so I'm thinking of taking a short rest...
10:46 Noire: There's no way you of all people could get tired from games.
10:50 Blanc: Noire, you shouldn't take the blizzard lightly. It's dangerous outside.
10:55 Noire: This is your country, isn't it? We'll be fine with the country's goddess with us. I'll buy tomorrow's portion too, so hurry up and get prepared.
11:02 Blanc: Tomorrow's portion too... Alright, I get it. Lets all head out together.
11:12 Neptune: Hang on a moment. Everyone? We only have two umbrellas, you know?
11:17 Vert: We have no choice but to pair up and share one umbrella each.
11:21 Blanc: Don't worry, I have a plan.

11:32 Vert: This is your big plan?
11:36 Blanc: Yes.
11:37 Vert: Why does it feel like the burden is especially heavy on me?
11:40 Blanc: Isn't it because of your heavy breasts?
11:44 Vert: You're just picking on me now. Take this!
11:48 Blanc: Whoa!
11:50 Noire: Hey, Vert! That's dangerous!
11:52 Blanc: How naive. The formation I thought up is invulnerable.
11:58 Vert: Next time, lets match our timing to toss her off.
12:01 Blanc: If I fall, I'm taking the umbrellas with me.
12:05 Neptune: For the members of the audience who are confused, Blanc's holding on to both umbrellas while riding on Vert's shoulders, while me and Noire supports her from the side. Is it easier to visualize now?
12:19 Noire: Why are we doing this? I feel like it'd be better if I went alone.
12:26 Blanc: This is the only way to shield four people with two umbrellas.
12:34 Vert: The weight on my shoulders and the biting cold of the blizzard...this is rather daunting...
12:38 Neptune: We're supporting you, so it'll be fine.
12:41 Noire: Vert, if you collapse it'll be all over. Now's the time to show us your abilities as a goddess.
12:48 Vert: Even if you say that...The umbrella doesn't feel like it's doing anything, and the wind is blowing right in my face...
12:57 Neptune: Ow! Vert! Your icicle covered hair just slapped me in the face!
13:04 Vert: I can't do anything about that. Am I imagining it, or did I get roped into doing something completely meaningless?
13:17 Blanc: That's not true. You probably won't be able to hear me if we weren't in this formation. Thanks for today, everyone. You guys came over to keep me company because you knew I couldn't leave due to the coming blizzard, right?
13:31 Neptune: W-What are you talking about? I just came here to eat snacks.
13:35 Noire: Y-Yeah. I just wanted to see what Lowee would look like covered in snow.
13:40 Vert: They say that, but they were both extremely worried.
13:46 Neptune: Why are you talking like this has nothing to do with you? You were the one who suggested that we visit Lowee, weren't you?
13:51 Vert: Oh? I just wanted to play games. Lowee just looked like a convenient place to gather everyone.
14:02 Blanc: Anyway, it made me really happy. Snacks are on me, so feel free to pick anything you like.
14:11 Neptune: Yay! Yippee! Thank you, Blanc!
14:17 Noire: Well, aren't you generous? I might end up buying all the expensive stuff, you know?
14:21 Vert: Snacks...
14:23 Blanc: You seem to be disappointed with just snacks.
14:28 Vert: That's not my intention. It's just... I'm getting more and more worried that we might not make it.
14:37 Vert: Plus, we'll have to carry the snacks back, right?
14:40 Blanc: You finally realized that, huh?
14:46 Vert: It's freezing. It won't be a laughing matter if we goddesses get stranded out here.
14:52 Neptune: Brr, it's cold alright. We made the right decision to huddle together like this.
14:59 Noire: I think icicles are starting to form in my hair too.
15:05 Blanc: There's no need for concern, everyone. This is my country. I won't get us stranded. Plus, even with this blizzard, it's really warm today.

15:40 Neptune: For the sake of snacks, supporting from the right, Neptune: Tanaka Rie
15:54 Noire: For the sake of friendship, supporting from the left, Noire: Imai Asami
15:51 Blanc: Sitting on the shoulders while wielding both Umbrellas, Blanc: Asumi Kana.
15:58 Vert: Being chilled to the bone by the blizzard, Vert: Satou Rina.