nuke - [Nameless] [Actias/Pepper Dust/silly/puns/romantic]

>"Peppy."
"Yes, Butterfly?"
>"Look at me."
>You look up at Actias, expecting her to be upset over something you did.
>Instead, you come face to face with her wearing her sunglasses and a fake moustache.
"Please d-"
>"I moustache you a question."
>You groan as she doubles over and rolls on the floor laughing.
>"Get it?"
"Yes, I get it."
>"Why aren't you laughing?"
"Because I didn't find it funny. Can I go back to sorting my spices?"
>"Yes, but I really do have a question."
"What?"
>"May eyebrows your spices?"
>She waggles two big bushy eyebrows that were hidden behind her sunglasses.
>She starts laughing again.
>You walk away.
>"Peppy, wait!"
>She scrambles after you and jumps on your back.
"Butterfly, please."
>"No, really. I have a serious question."
"I swear, if this is another dumb pun."
>"It isn't."
"Ask away."
>"Why do you call me butterfly?"
"The same reason why you call me Peppy."
>"Because it's a cute nickname?"
"Sure."
>"Okay, but what's the real reason?"
>She hugs you tight as her hooves dangle a few inches from the ground.
"I can't pronounce your name."
>"It's Akshus."
"Ashkshs."
>"No, sound it out. Ak, like axe."
"Ak."
>"Shus. Like shush."
"Shus."
>"Okay, say it."
"Ashkshshs."
>"Almost."
"Stop teasing me."
>"Fine."
>A hoof moves from around her neck, but quickly moves back in front of your mouth.
"Don't."
>She sticks her moustache to your muzzle.
"Why are you being so weird?"
>"Because I love you, and I want you to know it."
"You can just tell me, you know."
>"This is more fun."
>You cross your eyes to try to look at the moustache.
"I guess it is. But really, I moustache and go sort my spices out."
>You chuckle a little bit.
>"Have fun with that, grumpy."
>She climbs off of you and turns.
"You know, you could come sing for me while I work."
>"I thought you didn't like music."
"I like your squeaky singing."
>She blushes violently as she follows you through your store, singing as you work.