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  1. Landyn Field lays Alexa down on the bed.
  2. ÿ!You are now resting
  3. John Joseph Yossarian [145.9] says, "AI, door. Responding to Priority alert"
  4. Landyn Field begins unzipping her jumpsuit.
  5. Isaac Greene [Engineering] says, "Someone broke into Secure Tech Access through space."
  6. ÿLandyn Field is trying to take off an engineer's jumpsuit from Alexa Drack's body!
  7. *---------*
  8. This is Landyn Field!
  9. He is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
  10. He has minor bruising.
  11. *---------*
  12. Landyn Field climbs over top of Alexa.
  13. MC Honk Deez Nutz [145.9] exclaims, " Al Green killed Chase King!"
  14. Meryl Hunt [145.9] asks, "Do we have a chief engineer?"
  15. Al Green [145.9] says, "Self defence."
  16. Alexa Drack says, "Hmm, move my clothes."
  17. John Joseph Yossarian [145.9] says, "AI, door"
  18. ÿLandyn Field has thrown the engineer's jumpsuit.
  19. Isaac Greene [Engineering] says, "And the airlock near sec is broken."
  20. John Joseph Yossarian [145.9] says, "Hull breach in toxins/xeno"
  21. Gray Maynard [145.9] says, "WOAH"
  22. Landyn Field starts to lick Alexa, starting from her breasts and working his way down.
  23. John Joseph Yossarian [Engineering] says, "Hull breach in Xeno/toxins"
  24. Jellen Quinn [145.9] says, "c There is all sorts of access already handed out"
  25. Eric [Engineering] says, "On my way"
  26. Loreto Phillips [145.9] says, "AI, door please."
  27. Fifield [Engineering] says, "distribution loop is loosign pressure. down to 327. was aroudn 550 earlier"
  28. Loreto Phillips [145.9] says, "Thanks"
  29. Light N. Knight [145.9] asks, " Any one in cargo?"
  30. Alexa Drack sighs contentedly.
  31. MC Honk Deez Nutz [145.9] says, " AI, door. I need to save Chase."
  32. John Joseph Yossarian [145.9] says, "AI, door please"
  33. Landyn Field stops near her vagina, licking around it in circles.
  34. Jellen Quinn [145.9] asks, "Does anyone object to a reading of "Woody Got Wood 3; More Wood"?"
  35. Al Green [145.9] says, "Yes"
  36. John Joseph Yossarian [145.9] says, "I object"
  37. Isaac Greene [145.9] says, " Devlin Garrick's dead."
  38. Alexa Drack says, "Err."
  39. Alexa Drack says, "Hello cyborg."
  40. Jellen Quinn [145.9] says, "Ok I will only read the first sentence. Its a good one though"
  41. Isaac Greene [145.9] says, "Metroid attack."
  42. Landyn Field says, "Hello there."
  43. Nepeta Leijon [145.9] stammers, "D-Do w-we h-have AN-N-N-NY-Y"
  44. Jellen Quinn [145.9] says, "As Andy was storking his dick back and foward a colorful goo streamed out of his dick flowing down onto his testicles"
  45. Meryl Hunt [145.9] says, "Sec to Dispoasl please"
  46. MC Honk Deez Nutz [145.9] says, " Door, AI."
  47. Gray Maynard [145.9] says, "Sec to QM"
  48. Nepeta Leijon [145.9] asks, "And I mean ANY husks not borged?"
  49. Isaac Greene [145.9] says, "Near where the bomb launch."
  50. Janitor Cyborg -418 queries, "Are you using condoms?"
  51. Alexa Drack laughs.
  52. Landyn Field asks, "Uh, sure?"
  53. Fifield [Engineering] asks, "wheres the singulo now?"
  54. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Im here to make sure you have safe sex"
  55. Eric [Engineering] says, "Drifting through space"
  56. Landyn Field says, "Well."
  57. Landyn Field says, "Yes, its safe."
  58. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "A HASTY ESCAPE OLE! OLE!"
  59. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "I will stay here and watch"
  60. Isaac Greene [145.9] says, "I'm at toxins."
  61. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Josh Morris has signed up as Assistant."
  62. Alexa Drack says, "Wow."
  63. John Joseph Yossarian [145.9] says, "AI,please open this door"
  64. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "I AM A SHADOW"
  65. Alexa Drack says, "First time with an audience..."
  66. John Joseph Yossarian [145.9] says, "I need to perform repairs"
  67. Landyn Field says, "Well threes a crowd-"
  68. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Don't mind me"
  69. Alexa Drack says, "Four is a group."
  70. Alexa Drack says, "Screw it, go ahead Landyn."
  71. PM to-Admins: No OOC?
  72. Landyn Field shrugs.
  73. Jellen Quinn [145.9] asks, "Who accused the clown of attacking people with the fire axe?"
  74. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "AI, where is Alexa Drack? Or Lila"
  75. Landyn Field brings his tongue back down, licking around her clit.
  76. -- Administrator private message --
  77. Admin PM from-Teamsleep: i'll turn it back on if you answer this:
  78. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  79. -- Administrator private message --
  80. Admin PM from-Teamsleep: what man can shave 10 times a day and still have a bear?
  81. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  82. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Alex is... Indesposed"
  83. -- Administrator private message --
  84. Admin PM from-Teamsleep: *beard
  85. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  86. PM to-Admins: You?
  87. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Lila is in Medbay"
  88. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "In what way? She might be alien"
  89. -- Administrator private message --
  90. Admin PM from-Teamsleep: i wish ;_;
  91. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  92. PM to-Admins: Noah.
  93. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, " AI, tell me landyn Fields' EXACT location."
  94. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Well Alexa does have someone over her"
  95. OOC: Teamsleep: Alright, if you can answer this riddle via prayer, I'll re-enable OOC
  96. OOC: Teamsleep: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?
  97. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "WHERE AI"
  98. Loreto Phillips [145.9] says, "AI, door please."
  99. Your prayers have been received by the gods.
  100. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "May be a being absorbed by a changling"
  101. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "You'd better investigate"
  102. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "check the abandoned office"
  103. Landyn Field teases her clit with his tongue.
  104. Landyn Field says, "Why."
  105. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Why."
  106. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "Thats not funny AI"
  107. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "And then there's that."
  108. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "And then there's that."
  109. OOC: Teamsleep: i have seen too many "your mom"answers for today
  110. Landyn Field says, "Hello there."
  111. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Hello there."
  112. Russell Shazbit says, "OH MY GOD"
  113. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "OH MY GOD"
  114. OOC: Teamsleep: you were all wrong
  115. Russell Shazbit says, "LANDYN WHY"
  116. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN WHY"
  117. PM to-Admins: IT's the barber.
  118. OOC: Teamsleep: the answer was "a barber"
  119. Russell Shazbit exclaims, "NOW YOU CAN'T BE A WIZARD!"
  120. Russell Shazbit [145.9] exclaims, "NOW YOU CAN'T BE A WIZARD!"
  121. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "TAKE YOUR JUMPSUIT OFF, BOY!"
  122. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "TAKE YOUR JUMPSUIT OFF, BOY!"
  123. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Robert Tembo has signed up as Assistant."
  124. OOC: Threadstrong: PRAY: Intigracy/(Alexa Drack) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): A barber.#
  125. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Frank Baker has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  126. OOC: Yinadele: HOLD IT
  127. OOC: Yinadele: YEAH
  128. Landyn Field says, "This is."
  129. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "This is."
  130. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "AI open"
  131. Landyn Field says, "Somewhat."
  132. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Somewhat."
  133. OOC: Threadstrong: golly gee teamsleep
  134. OOC: Teamsleep: god
  135. Landyn Field says, "Weird."
  136. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Weird."
  137. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "THIS IS SO DAMN DISGUSTING."
  138. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "THIS IS SO DAMN DISGUSTING."
  139. OOC: Teamsleep: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
  140. OOC: Yinadele: What thread said
  141. Russell Shazbit says, "My god Landyn"
  142. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "My god Landyn"
  143. OOC: Yinadele: SHAME
  144. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "EVEN MY ALIEN EYES CANNOT WITHSTAND THIS."
  145. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "EVEN MY ALIEN EYES CANNOT WITHSTAND THIS."
  146. The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
  147. OOC: Intigracy: I win.
  148. OOC: Giacomand: OBJECTION
  149. OOC: The Reverend Terry Jones: butts
  150. Landyn Field says, "This is."
  151. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "This is."
  152. Landyn Field says, "weird."
  153. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "weird."
  154. OOC: Slyhidden: So uh
  155. Russell Shazbit says, "YOU'VE SOILED THE GOOD NAME OF ALL ENGINEERS"
  156. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "YOU'VE SOILED THE GOOD NAME OF ALL ENGINEERS"
  157. Landyn Field says, "Very weird."
  158. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Very weird."
  159. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IT"
  160. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SOILED IT"
  161. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IT"
  162. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SOILED IT"
  163. OOC: Anomorphous: HOW IS 2BEARD NOT THE ANSWER
  164. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IT"
  165. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SOILED IT"
  166. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "s Gonna arrest them"
  167. OOC: Slyhidden: I might've duplicated an item due to a sprite glitch
  168. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IIIIT"
  169. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SOILED IIIIT"
  170. Lila Desminto [145.9] exclaims, "Oh god Landyn, they walked in on you!"
  171. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "AI PEN"
  172. OOC: Mercenaryblue: Good news everyone. I've found my Haddock Illustrated
  173. Landyn Field says, "Its like."
  174. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Its like."
  175. OOC: Slyhidden: That's how bad the sprite gliotches are.
  176. OOC: PizardWuncher: I can.
  177. Al Green [145.9] says, "You should soil it if you're a botanist."
  178. Landyn Field says, "Weird."
  179. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Weird."
  180. OOC: Kaizo54: 2beard only has
  181. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "OPEN AI"
  182. OOC: Kaizo54: 2bear
  183. Loreto Phillips [145.9] says, "AI, door."
  184. OOC: Kaizo54: beard even
  185. OOC: Anomorphous: >2BEAR
  186. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, " THE VOICES"
  187. Alexa Drack asks, "Are they all but the borg gone yet?"
  188. Alexa Drack [145.9] asks, "Are they all but the borg gone yet?"
  189. OOC: Anomorphous: terrifying.
  190. Landyn Field says, "I'm somewhat bothered."
  191. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I'm somewhat bothered."
  192. Landyn Field says, "Somewhat."
  193. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Somewhat."
  194. Lila Desminto [145.9] exclaims, "Cargo! I never got my virus crate!"
  195. Alexa Drack points to Station Intercom (General)
  196. Alexa Drack says, "Damn borg."
  197. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Damn borg."
  198. Alexa Drack says, "Turn it off."
  199. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Turn it off."
  200. Chase King [145.9] says, "Disposals gremlins, I want my ID and PDA back."
  201. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Its off"
  202. Landyn Field says, "Very, very strange."
  203. Meryl Hunt [145.9] says, "I kept it safe, drop by and ill give it to you"
  204. Alexa Drack says, "Okay."
  205. OOC: Kaizo54: 2bear hungers for space carp and tears
  206. Landyn Field says, "Okay, whatevs."
  207. Alexa Drack sighs, laying back in bed.
  208. Archibald Haddock [145.9] says, " Head of Security to Librairy, please, I've good something useful here"
  209. OOC: Kaizo54: r r er
  210. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Emiliano McDonohugh has signed up as Botanist."
  211. Security Cyborg -772 states, "Wut"
  212. Isaac Greene [Engineering] asks, "Should the particle accelerator be on or off?"
  213. Dana Ray says, "AHAHAHAHA"
  214. Captain's Desk announcement: Jennifer Ketavim is our new Head of Personnel, in charge of IDs, civil and supply departments. Please bring all grievences to her at the HoP line.
  215. Eric [Engineering] says, "off, there's no singularity"
  216. OOC: Anomorphous: remember intigracy: privacy is an illusion.
  217. Isaac Greene [Engineering] says, "Alright."
  218. Landyn Field says, "Uh."
  219. Landyn Field has been stunned with the the stun baton by Security Cyborg -772!
  220. OOC: GeeseMG: this is
  221. OOC: GeeseMG: somewhat
  222. ÿSecurity Cyborg -772 is trying to put handcuffs on Landyn Field!
  223. OOC: Intigracy: I do know this.
  224. Dana Ray says, "WHY I DON'T HAVE A CAMERA WITH ME"
  225. OOC: GeeseMG: weird
  226. OOC: GeeseMG: like
  227. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Brendan Riker has signed up as Assistant."
  228. OOC: GeeseMG: I can't explain it.
  229. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, " AI, door please."
  230. ÿ!Landyn Field is buckled in to the bed by Security Cyborg -772!
  231. OOC: GeeseMG: Its
  232. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Vardan Larn has signed up as Assistant."
  233. Eric [Engineering] says, "chief please lock Secure Storage."
  234. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IT"
  235. OOC: Anomorphous: it's okay, it's just your prostate being stimulated
  236. OOC: Guff: Just say no, Geese.
  237. OOC: Kaizo54: sly submit a bug report about duping items
  238. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED ITTTTTT"
  239. OOC: Anomorphous: everyone's tried it
  240. Security Cyborg -772 states, "You have sullied the good name of Engineering"
  241. OOC: GeeseMG: I'm just filled with a feeling of "What is this I don't even..."
  242. OOC: Guff: Only you can stop ERP.
  243. ÿ!You are now getting up
  244. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "My sides"
  245. OOC: Slyhidden: Would, but it was a bit random.
  246. Dana Ray says, "Alexa, you whore"
  247. OOC: GeeseMG: I'm like
  248. ÿAlexa Drack is trying to take off an engineer's jumpsuit from Landyn Field's body!
  249. Alexa Drack has been stunned with the the stun baton by Security Cyborg -772!
  250. ÿSecurity Cyborg -772 is trying to put handcuffs on Alexa Drack!
  251. OOC: Barreli: Speaking of beardbeard, he managed to get permabanned from /vg/station
  252. Alexa Drack stammers, "H-HOW-W C-CAN-N-N W-WE F-F-FUCK-K W-WIT-TH-H-H HIS-S CL-LOTH-HES-S-S ON-N?"
  253. OOC: GeeseMG: I can't really
  254. OOC: RussellTalbott: ERP is satan
  255. ÿJanitor Cyborg -418 cleans your face!
  256. OOC: Guff: My virgin eyes were not ready for what I saw.
  257. You are buckled in to the bed by Security Cyborg -772.
  258. OOC: GeeseMG: I can't fathom the weirdness of this.
  259. OOC: GeeseMG: Its like.
  260. Security Cyborg -772 states, "Inform the crew"
  261. Chase King [145.9] says, "Al Green keeps throwing shards of glass at me."
  262. OOC: GeeseMG: I'm sort of
  263. Security Cyborg -772 states, "We must have a public shaming"
  264. Fifield [145.9] says, "Security, mer inas and tyler dach jsut teleported into atmos"
  265. Chase King [145.9] says, "Send him to bed with no dinner."
  266. OOC: Intigracy: My sides won't stop moving.
  267. Landyn Field says, "Wait what."
  268. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Wait what."
  269. Security Cyborg -772 states, "Dana tell teh crew"
  270. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "Dana tell teh crew"
  271. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Come to the office"
  272. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Come to the office"
  273. OOC: Hornygranny: russel pls go
  274. OOC: GeeseMG: My stomach hurts
  275. OOC: Guff: I can't begin to explain how strange it was.
  276. OOC: RussellTalbott: no.
  277. OOC: GeeseMG: I'm just laughing
  278. OOC: GeeseMG: but
  279. OOC: Anomorphous: ONII-CHAAN MY HIPES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN~
  280. OOC: GeeseMG: i dont know why
  281. OOC: RussellTalbott: SOILED IT.
  282. OOC: Guff: There were people.
  283. OOC: GeeseMG: This is
  284. OOC: Guff: People everywhere.
  285. Fifield [Engineering] says, "heads up, two people jsut teleported into atmos"
  286. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "More crew to the abandoned office please"
  287. OOC: GeeseMG: Man
  288. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, " We have captured people having sexuel relations in the abondoned office"
  289. OOC: Guff: And then the cyborgs.
  290. Security Cyborg -772 states, " We have captured people having sexuel relations in the abondoned office"
  291. Landyn Field has been stunned with the the stun baton by Security Cyborg -772!
  292. Dana Ray says, "carry on, start working"
  293. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "carry on, start working"
  294. OOC: Guff: Why the cyborgs?
  295. Landyn Field stammers, "W-Wh-h-hy-y, h-hell-lo t-th-hee!"
  296. Landyn Field [145.9] stammers, "W-Wh-h-hy-y, h-hell-lo t-th-hee!"
  297. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IT"
  298. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SOILED IT"
  299. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IT"
  300. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SOILED IT"
  301. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Cap"
  302. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Cap"
  303. OOC: Guff: I don't know.
  304. Alexa Drack says, "HELLO THERE"
  305. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "HELLO THERE"
  306. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "we need as many in there as we can get"
  307. Russell Shazbit says, "SOILED IT"
  308. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SOILED IT"
  309. Landyn Field stammers, "Okay-y s-see."
  310. Landyn Field [145.9] stammers, "Okay-y s-see."
  311. Landyn Field says, "What had happened was-"
  312. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "What had happened was-"
  313. Myrtie Seelig [145.9] says, "Hello children."
  314. Russell Shazbit says, "LANDYN WHY"
  315. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN WHY"
  316. Nadia Lin asks, "Whats the problem here?"
  317. Nadia Lin [145.9] asks, "Whats the problem here?"
  318. Security Cyborg -406 states, "These people appear to be having sexual relations for the sole purpose of procreation."
  319. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "These people appear to be having sexual relations for the sole purpose of procreation."
  320. Security Cyborg -772 states, "SHAME"
  321. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "SHAME"
  322. Myrtie Seelig [145.9] says, "Goodbye children."
  323. Eric [Engineering] says, "Why did engineering just loose power"
  324. Nadia Lin asks, "So?"
  325. Nadia Lin [145.9] asks, "So?"
  326. Dana Ray says, "They are having babies"
  327. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "They are having babies"
  328. Russell Shazbit says, "LANDYN-SAMA~~~~"
  329. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN-SAMA~~~~"
  330. Nadia Lin says, "let them fuck"
  331. Nadia Lin [145.9] says, "let them fuck"
  332. Landyn Field says, "There is no problem with procreation."
  333. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "There is no problem with procreation."
  334. Alexa Drack says, "Uncuff me."
  335. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Uncuff me."
  336. Dana Ray says, "CARRY ON, START HAVING SEX"
  337. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "CARRY ON, START HAVING SEX"
  338. Security Cyborg -406 states, "AGreed"
  339. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "AGreed"
  340. Landyn Field says, "Cuffing is kinky, no uncuffing."
  341. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Cuffing is kinky, no uncuffing."
  342. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Cuffing is kinky, no uncuffing."
  343. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Dont mind us"
  344. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Dont mind us"
  345. Russell Shazbit says, "LANDYN-KUN~ WHEN DO I GET A TURN~~"
  346. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN-KUN~ WHEN DO I GET A TURN~~"
  347. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Dont mind us"
  348. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN-KUN~ WHEN DO I GET A TURN~~"
  349. Russell Shazbit says, "POMF"
  350. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "POMF"
  351. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "POMF"
  352. Russell Shazbit says, "EQUALS THREE"
  353. Dana Ray says, "WE'LL JUST WATCH"
  354. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "EQUALS THREE"
  355. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "WE'LL JUST WATCH"
  356. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "WE'LL JUST WATCH"
  357. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "EQUALS THREE"
  358. Fifield [145.9] exclaims, "security to atmos immediately!"
  359. OOC: Anomorphous: Hey guys
  360. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Proceed"
  361. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Proceed"
  362. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Proceed"
  363. OOC: GeeseMG: Why do I even have sides.
  364. OOC: Anomorphous: best prank ever
  365. Nadia Lin [145.9] says, "But Landyn, get a real room. Don't use the offices."
  366. OOC: Intigracy: Oh my god.
  367. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, " I will use my blood lubricated stun atton to use upon Landyn Field's anus. ASsume the posistion."
  368. OOC: RussellTalbott: pfftthahaha
  369. OOC: Anomorphous: give the janitor carbon grenades and label them cleaning
  370. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, " I will use my blood lubricated stun atton to use upon Landyn Field's anus. ASsume the posistion."
  371. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, " I will use my blood lubricated stun atton to use upon Landyn Field's anus. ASsume the posistion."
  372. Vardan Larn asks, "Don't these borgs have jobs to do?"
  373. Vardan Larn [145.9] asks, "Don't these borgs have jobs to do?"
  374. OOC: Intigracy: Help me, I can't stop laughing.
  375. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Borgs dont have sides"
  376. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Borgs dont have sides"
  377. Vardan Larn [145.9] asks, "Don't these borgs have jobs to do?"
  378. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Borgs dont have sides"
  379. Landyn Field says, "Uh."
  380. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Uh."
  381. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Uh."
  382. Landyn Field says, "This is."
  383. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "This is."
  384. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "This is."
  385. Landyn Field says, "Very."
  386. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Very."
  387. Fifield [145.9] exclaims, "the afformentioned crewmembers are building something in atmosia!"
  388. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Law 1"
  389. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Law 1"
  390. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Very."
  391. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Law 1"
  392. Security Cyborg -772 states, "ASsume the posistion"
  393. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "ASsume the posistion"
  394. Landyn Field says, "Disturbing."
  395. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Disturbing."
  396. Dana Ray says, "Well, sex could be dangerous"
  397. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Well, sex could be dangerous"
  398. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "AI JUSTICE HAS ARRIVED"
  399. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "ASsume the posistion"
  400. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Disturbing."
  401. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Well, sex could be dangerous"
  402. Landyn Field says, "Um."
  403. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Um."
  404. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OPEN EL DOOR"
  405. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Um."
  406. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "We must make sure the sex is safe"
  407. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "We must make sure the sex is safe"
  408. OOC: Kaizo54: what's going on
  409. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "We must make sure the sex is safe"
  410. Landyn Field says, "I'm just going to like."
  411. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I'm just going to like."
  412. OOC: Kaizo54: i'm scared
  413. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I'm just going to like."
  414. Vardan Larn says, "Fair enough."
  415. Vardan Larn [145.9] says, "Fair enough."
  416. Vardan Larn [145.9] says, "Fair enough."
  417. Landyn Field says, "Well, I don't know what I'm going to do."
  418. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Well, I don't know what I'm going to do."
  419. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Well, I don't know what I'm going to do."
  420. OOC: Guff: I'm extremely uncomfortable with what I just witnessed.
  421. Dana Ray says, "IMAGINE THAT WE ARE GHOSTS"
  422. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "IMAGINE THAT WE ARE GHOSTS"
  423. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "IMAGINE THAT WE ARE GHOSTS"
  424. Security Cyborg -406 states, "I suggest you finish what you started"
  425. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "I suggest you finish what you started"
  426. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "I suggest you finish what you started"
  427. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Damian Razor has signed up as Assistant."
  428. Security Cyborg -406 states, "And get on with it"
  429. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "And get on with it"
  430. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "And get on with it"
  431. OOC: Guff: And yet..
  432. OOC: Guff: I liked it.
  433. Landyn Field says, "I am somewhat"
  434. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I am somewhat"
  435. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Don't mind us"
  436. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Don't mind us"
  437. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I am somewhat"
  438. Landyn Field says, "Disturbed."
  439. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Disturbed."
  440. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Don't mind us"
  441. Alexa Drack says, "Landyn, they aren't going to leave."
  442. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Landyn, they aren't going to leave."
  443. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Disturbed."
  444. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Landyn, they aren't going to leave."
  445. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN HERE IS A CONDOM"
  446. Security Cyborg -772 states, "This is a reminder that Landyn Field has shamed has payed to have sex with the biggest whore on the station. Therefore he has shamed all of engineering"
  447. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "This is a reminder that Landyn Field has shamed has payed to have sex with the biggest whore on the station. Therefore he has shamed all of engineering"
  448. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "This is a reminder that Landyn Field has shamed has payed to have sex with the biggest whore on the station. Therefore he has shamed all of engineering"
  449. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN HERE IS A CONDOM"
  450. ÿRussell Shazbit has thrown the breath mask.
  451. ÿLandyn Field has been hit by the breath mask.
  452. Russell Shazbit says, "BE CAREFUL"
  453. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "BE CAREFUL"
  454. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "BE CAREFUL"
  455. Russell Shazbit says, "PRACTICE SAFE SEX"
  456. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "PRACTICE SAFE SEX"
  457. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "PRACTICE SAFE SEX"
  458. Landyn Field says, "I didn't pay."
  459. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I didn't pay."
  460. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I didn't pay."
  461. Landyn Field says, "I'm a smooth operator."
  462. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I'm a smooth operator."
  463. Alexa Drack says, "I am not a whore."
  464. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "I am not a whore."
  465. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I'm a smooth operator."
  466. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "I am not a whore."
  467. Dana Ray says, "Stop lying to yourself"
  468. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Stop lying to yourself"
  469. Dana Ray says, "Whore"
  470. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Whore"
  471. Janitor Cyborg -418 queries, "How much does this have to pay?"
  472. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] queries, "How much does this have to pay?"
  473. OOC: Anomorphous: Looks like he's having... a FIELD day!
  474. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "SEC!"
  475. OOC: RussellTalbott: Dohohohoho
  476. OOC: GeeseMG: OH MY GOD
  477. OOC: Intigracy: STOP IT
  478. Vardan Larn [145.9] says, "I FOUND A BODY IN MAINT"
  479. Jared Ramirez [145.9] says, "Chaplain to execution room"
  480. OOC: GeeseMG: THIS WHOLE INCIDENT
  481. OOC: Intigracy: MY SIDES
  482. OOC: GeeseMG: JUST
  483. OOC: RussellTalbott: i cant breathe
  484. Vardan Larn [145.9] says, "KAMI NAA"
  485. OOC: RussellTalbott: help
  486. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "Just outside theatre!"
  487. OOC: Tarktheshark: I just joined, WTF did I miss?
  488. OOC: GeeseMG: I might die
  489. OOC: GeeseMG: oh my god
  490. OOC: GeeseMG: this is
  491. OOC: Kaizo54: if you anuses don't explain this or post it on the forums i
  492. Russell Shazbit clears his throat.
  493. OOC: Kaizo54: i'll cry
  494. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Need to go charge"
  495. Brendan Riker [145.9] says, "AI, please play Van Halen's 'Panama' over the ship's PA. Or, if unable, announce the lyrics in caps."
  496. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Need to go charge"
  497. OOC: Tarktheshark: Can someone please share with the magnificant thing I just missed
  498. OOC: GeeseMG: Kaizo I'm sorry but I can't.
  499. OOC: GeeseMG: Its IC in OOC
  500. The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
  501. Russell Shazbit says, "Jani-borg"
  502. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Jani-borg"
  503. Dana Ray asks, "Where are the snacks?"
  504. Dana Ray [145.9] asks, "Where are the snacks?"
  505. OOC: Hornygranny: no fun
  506. Russell Shazbit says, "Clean his dinky"
  507. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Clean his dinky"
  508. Russell Shazbit says, "It looks -filthy-"
  509. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "It looks -filthy-"
  510. ÿLandyn Field has been attacked in the chest with soap by Janitor Cyborg -418!
  511. Russell Shazbit says, "Thank you"
  512. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Thank you"
  513. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Not like that"
  514. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Not like that"
  515. Russell Shazbit says, "Much better"
  516. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Much better"
  517. Fifield [Engineering] says, "hey anyone hearign this that knows more about atmos piping than i do might want to coem into atmos"
  518. ÿAlexa Drack has been attacked in the chest with soap by Janitor Cyborg -418!
  519. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "Sec, there's a murder vicim in the theatre maint tunnels!"
  520. Security Cyborg -406 states, "That looked painful"
  521. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "That looked painful"
  522. Landyn Field says, "I'm still somewhat disturbed by this."
  523. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I'm still somewhat disturbed by this."
  524. Dana Ray says, "Damn Alexa, you look fatter than without clothes on"
  525. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Damn Alexa, you look fatter than without clothes on"
  526. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] declares, "Uh!"
  527. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "Its not"
  528. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Its not"
  529. Landyn Field asks, "Dana, aren't you a virgin?"
  530. Landyn Field [145.9] asks, "Dana, aren't you a virgin?"
  531. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] declares, "Oh yeah!"
  532. Landyn Field says, "Yeah shut up."
  533. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Yeah shut up."
  534. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] declares, "Ah-huh!"
  535. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "I need to go charge now"
  536. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "I need to go charge now"
  537. Dana Ray says, "Landyn, be a man and start working on her"
  538. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Landyn, be a man and start working on her"
  539. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] queries, "Jump back, what's that sound?"
  540. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OLE"
  541. Eric [Engineering] says, "I'm making walls in engineering now so pressure and oxygen will be normal"
  542. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OLE"
  543. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OLE"
  544. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Here she comes, full blast and top down"
  545. Fifield [Engineering] says, "they are moving everythign around and it seems fishy. no sign of sec either"
  546. Russell Shazbit says, "Landyn, you insert-"
  547. Russell Shazbit says, "Landyn just"
  548. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue"
  549. Russell Shazbit says, "Look Landyn"
  550. Dana Ray says, "Grab your wee wee"
  551. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Model citizen, zero discipline"
  552. Russell Shazbit says, "Take your-"
  553. Landyn Field says, "This is like"
  554. Russell Shazbit says, "Yeah that"
  555. Jennifer Ketavim [145.9] says, " Medical aid needed at the HoP line. A doctor has been drugged"
  556. Landyn Field says, "what the fuck"
  557. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "what the fuck"
  558. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Don't ya know she's coming home with me"
  559. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "Kami Naa stood up after being dead!"
  560. Russell Shazbit says, "Take it and shove it-"
  561. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Take it and shove it-"
  562. Landyn Field says, "Just what the fuck."
  563. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Just what the fuck."
  564. Brendan Riker [145.9] exclaims, "WHOOO!"
  565. Russell Shazbit says, "Where she uh-"
  566. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Where she uh-"
  567. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "You'll lose her in that turn"
  568. Russell Shazbit says, "{ees"
  569. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "{ees"
  570. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] declares, "I'll get her!"
  571. Russell Shazbit says, "Pees, rather"
  572. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Pees, rather"
  573. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "We have evil things on this station!"
  574. Russell Shazbit says, "Now, after that"
  575. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Now, after that"
  576. Alexa Drack whispers, "((Move off and on the bed to fix the sprite))"
  577. Landyn Field says, "I feel like somewhere along the line my privacy was invaded."
  578. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama, Panama"
  579. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I feel like somewhere along the line my privacy was invaded."
  580. Russell Shazbit says, "You thrust until-"
  581. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "You thrust until-"
  582. Ophelia Braun [145.9] stammers, "H-H-HEL-L-LP-P-P"
  583. Russell Shazbit says, "No wait"
  584. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "No wait"
  585. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama, Panama"
  586. Russell Shazbit says, "Get back on her"
  587. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Get back on her"
  588. Ophelia Braun [145.9] stammers, "T-TH-HOM-MAX X-XAVIER IS-S K-KIL-L-LLIN-NG-G M-ME"
  589. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine"
  590. Alexa Drack whispers, "My sides."
  591. Alexa Drack whispers, "They are killing me."
  592. Mr Irish [145.9] says, "ai DOOR"
  593. Russell Shazbit says, "Now, you thrust"
  594. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Now, you thrust"
  595. Ophelia Braun [145.9] stammers, "T-TARYN-N-N P-PAVL-L-L-LOV-V T-TOO"
  596. Brendan Riker [145.9] exclaims, "Pan-ma-a-a-a-a-a-ahh!"
  597. Landyn Field says, "I feel like"
  598. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I feel like"
  599. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean"
  600. Russell Shazbit says, "And this stuff that looks like nougat comes out"
  601. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "And this stuff that looks like nougat comes out"
  602. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue"
  603. Security Cyborg -406 states, "I think you're supposed to insert your cable into her port"
  604. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "Does nobiody listen on this station?!"
  605. Russell Shazbit says, "BUT DON'T SHOOT IT IN HER"
  606. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "I think you're supposed to insert your cable into her port"
  607. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "BUT DON'T SHOOT IT IN HER"
  608. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Then start uploading"
  609. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Then start uploading"
  610. Russell Shazbit says, "ON HER BELLY PLEASE"
  611. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "ON HER BELLY PLEASE"
  612. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "Great day to be a borg"
  613. Landyn Field says, "Just, oh my god."
  614. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Just, oh my god."
  615. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom"
  616. Russell Shazbit says, "And-"
  617. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "And-"
  618. Chase King [145.9] exclaims, "Chaplain, let me cook it!"
  619. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Don't you know she's coming home with me"
  620. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "You'll lose her in that turn"
  621. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Logan Bratton has signed up as Assistant."
  622. Russell Shazbit says, "And then you will have had"
  623. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "And then you will have had"
  624. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "SECURITY IS USING CHANGELLINGS"
  625. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "I'll get her"
  626. Russell Shazbit says, "INTERCOURSE"
  627. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "INTERCOURSE"
  628. Landyn Field asks, "Where did I go wrong?"
  629. Landyn Field [145.9] asks, "Where did I go wrong?"
  630. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "HELP"
  631. Alexa Drack whispers, "((Fuck, I'm logging this. It's too much.))"
  632. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] declares, "Uh-oh!"
  633. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama, Panama"
  634. Russell Shazbit says, "i'll be back with some snacks"
  635. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "i'll be back with some snacks"
  636. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] declares, "Wow!"
  637. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama, Panama"
  638. Russell Shazbit says, "Remeber what we talked about Landyn"
  639. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Remeber what we talked about Landyn"
  640. Alexa Drack sighs.
  641. Landyn Field says, "Somewhere down the line my privacy disappeared."
  642. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Somewhere down the line my privacy disappeared."
  643. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Oh-oh-oh-oh"
  644. Dana Ray says, "You are going to miss the show"
  645. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "You are going to miss the show"
  646. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] declares, "Woo!"
  647. Alexa Drack asks, "Landyn?"
  648. Alexa Drack [145.9] asks, "Landyn?"
  649. Sly [145.9] says, "I heard there was amazing se- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK."
  650. Landyn Field says, "Hi."
  651. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Hi."
  652. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "[Guitar Solo]"
  653. Landyn Field exclaims, "Why, hello there Sly!"
  654. Landyn Field [145.9] exclaims, "Why, hello there Sly!"
  655. Dana Ray says, "Sit with me Sly"
  656. Alexa Drack says, "They aren't going to let us leave."
  657. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Sit with me Sly"
  658. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "They aren't going to let us leave."
  659. Alexa Drack says, "Just get on with it."
  660. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Just get on with it."
  661. Fifield [Engineering] says, "anyone? anyone know about the piping in atmos? they should really take a look at whatever these guys are doing."
  662. Loreto Phillips says, "I"
  663. Loreto Phillips [145.9] says, "I"
  664. Loreto Phillips says, "uh"
  665. Loreto Phillips [145.9] says, "uh"
  666. Chase King [145.9] says, "DOKTORS"
  667. Loreto Phillips says, "brought donuts..."
  668. Mr Irish [145.9] says, "AI door"
  669. Loreto Phillips [145.9] says, "brought donuts..."
  670. Sly says, "Can't build a chair here."
  671. Sly [145.9] says, "Can't build a chair here."
  672. Chase King [145.9] says, "YOU HAVE A PATIENT"
  673. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "Let's go back to the vacant office, I want to ponder the meaning of life."
  674. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "Let's go back to the vacant office, I want to ponder the meaning of life."
  675. Dana Ray says, "Thank you"
  676. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Thank you"
  677. Russell Shazbit says, "Okay so"
  678. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Okay so"
  679. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight"
  680. Landyn Field says, "This isn't auspicious at all."
  681. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "This isn't auspicious at all."
  682. Landyn Field says, "Not at all."
  683. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Not at all."
  684. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off"
  685. Russell Shazbit says, "You need to grasp your winkie"
  686. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "You need to grasp your winkie"
  687. Sly [145.9] says, "Damn."
  688. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "You know what I'm sayin'"
  689. Sly says, "Alexa has a fine ass."
  690. Sly [145.9] says, "Alexa has a fine ass."
  691. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "Can you let me out of my stone so I can get in on this?"
  692. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "Can you let me out of my stone so I can get in on this?"
  693. Russell Shazbit says, "And THRUST"
  694. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "And THRUST"
  695. Sly says, "No offense."
  696. Sly [145.9] says, "No offense."
  697. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Ahh, I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back"
  698. Dana Ray says, "You have to instert your prosbocis in her"
  699. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "You have to instert your prosbocis in her"
  700. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "Remember, no regrets?"
  701. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "Remember, no regrets?"
  702. Alexa Drack sighs.
  703. Brendan Riker [145.9] says, "I know what you're saying."
  704. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "She's runnin', I'm flyin'"
  705. Alexa Drack says, "Everyone is having more fun than I am."
  706. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Everyone is having more fun than I am."
  707. Kor Phaeron says, "GHOST BLOWJOB"
  708. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "GHOST BLOWJOB"
  709. Brendan Riker [145.9] says, "And I love it."
  710. Kor Phaeron says, "WOO WOO"
  711. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "WOO WOO"
  712. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "HELL YEAH!"
  713. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "HELL YEAH!"
  714. Alexa Drack says, "That's just bad."
  715. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "That's just bad."
  716. Russell Shazbit says, "WOOO"
  717. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "WOOO"
  718. Security Cyborg -772 queries, "IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED?"
  719. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] queries, "IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED?"
  720. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Right behind in the rearview mirror now"
  721. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Got the fearin', power steerin'"
  722. Russell Shazbit says, "OH GOD WHAT"
  723. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "OH GOD WHAT"
  724. *beep*
  725. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now"
  726. Ophelia Braun [145.9] exclaims, "SECURITY HAS KILLED LILA DESMINTO!"
  727. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "ECTOPLASMIC DICK, BITCH!"
  728. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "ECTOPLASMIC DICK, BITCH!"
  729. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OLE"
  730. Russell Shazbit says, "WHY"
  731. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "WHY"
  732. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OLE"
  733. Sly says, "MY EEEEEEEEEEEARS"
  734. Sly [145.9] says, "MY EEEEEEEEEEEARS"
  735. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Sure is loud in here"
  736. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Sure is loud in here"
  737. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama, Panama"
  738. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OLE"
  739. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OLE"
  740. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama, Panama"
  741. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "MOVE, 772!"
  742. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "MOVE, 772!"
  743. Ophelia Braun [145.9] exclaims, "HOLY SHIT, THEY REALLY KILLED THAT BITCH!"
  744. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Oh-oh-oh-oh"
  745. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama, Panama"
  746. Landyn Field says, "Okay so."
  747. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Okay so."
  748. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "I NEED TO TAP THAT RAW ASS."
  749. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "I NEED TO TAP THAT RAW ASS."
  750. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Oh-oh-oh-oh"
  751. *beep*
  752. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Panama"
  753. Russell Shazbit asks, "Okay, Landyn needs help, do I have a volunteer?"
  754. Russell Shazbit [145.9] asks, "Okay, Landyn needs help, do I have a volunteer?"
  755. Sly says, "Landyn, I see no plowing."
  756. Sly [145.9] says, "Landyn, I see no plowing."
  757. Russell Shazbit asks, "Anyone?"
  758. Russell Shazbit [145.9] asks, "Anyone?"
  759. Sly says, "Get to it."
  760. Sly [145.9] says, "Get to it."
  761. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Sly are we still. . . um"
  762. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "GUYS"
  763. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  764. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  765. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "SECURITY KILLED LILA"
  766. Kor Phaeron says, "WOO WOO"
  767. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "WOO WOO"
  768. Sly says, "Oh god."
  769. Sly [145.9] says, "Oh god."
  770. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "Am I doing it right?"
  771. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "Am I doing it right?"
  772. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  773. ÿÿShade of Oblive E. Huse has been attacked with the the taser gun by Security Cyborg -406.
  774. Sly says, "Hardcore."
  775. Sly [145.9] says, "Hardcore."
  776. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  777. Dana Ray exclaims, "WOO!"
  778. Dana Ray [145.9] exclaims, "WOO!"
  779. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  780. ÿÿShade of Oblive E. Huse has been attacked with the the taser gun by Security Cyborg -406.
  781. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  782. Russell Shazbit says, "Landyn look"
  783. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Landyn look"
  784. Landyn Field says, "I feel like this i-"
  785. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "I feel like this i-"
  786. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  787. ÿShade of Oblive E. Huse drains the life from Alexa Drack!
  788. Sly asks, "Does she like it?"
  789. Sly [145.9] asks, "Does she like it?"
  790. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Not cool shade"
  791. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Not cool shade"
  792. Russell Shazbit says, "Landyn look god damn"
  793. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Landyn look god damn"
  794. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "Is that how they do it?"
  795. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "Is that how they do it?"
  796. Landyn Field says, "OH MY GOD RUSSELL NO"
  797. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "OH MY GOD RUSSELL NO"
  798. Russell Shazbit says, "Firmly grasp the phallus"
  799. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Firmly grasp the phallus"
  800. Dana Ray says, "Russell is coming in"
  801. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Russell is coming in"
  802. Russell Shazbit says, "FIRMLY GRASP IT"
  803. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "FIRMLY GRASP IT"
  804. Nadia Lin [Command] says, "Mer, come in"
  805. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Chaplain, I suggest you keep your shade under control"
  806. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Chaplain, I suggest you keep your shade under control"
  807. Dana Ray exclaims, "GO RUSSELL!"
  808. Dana Ray [145.9] exclaims, "GO RUSSELL!"
  809. Russell Shazbit says, "LIKE SO"
  810. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LIKE SO"
  811. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "Shove it up her ass!"
  812. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "Shove it up her ass!"
  813. Kor Phaeron says, "INSERT YOUR PHALLUS"
  814. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "INSERT YOUR PHALLUS"
  815. Russell Shazbit says, "NOW"
  816. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "NOW"
  817. Russell Shazbit says, "YOU INSERT"
  818. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "YOU INSERT"
  819. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "OLE!"
  820. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "Kami Naa came back from the dead I swear!"
  821. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "OLE!"
  822. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "OLE!"
  823. Landyn Field says, "This is like."
  824. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "This is like."
  825. Russell Shazbit says, "AND ATTACK"
  826. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "AND ATTACK"
  827. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "OLE!"
  828. Dana Ray says, "GRAB YOUR PEE PEE"
  829. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "GRAB YOUR PEE PEE"
  830. Alexa Drack says, "I'm almost dead."
  831. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "I'm almost dead."
  832. Russell Shazbit says, "DON'T BE AFRAID"
  833. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "DON'T BE AFRAID"
  834. Sly says, "NO INSERTION, MAN"
  835. Sly [145.9] says, "NO INSERTION, MAN"
  836. Sly says, "COME ON"
  837. Sly [145.9] says, "COME ON"
  838. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "WHERE DOES CRIME LURK"
  839. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "WHERE DOES CRIME LURK"
  840. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "WHERE DOES CRIME LURK"
  841. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "WHERE DOES CRIME LURK"
  842. Sly says, "INSERTION IS KEY"
  843. Sly [145.9] says, "INSERTION IS KEY"
  844. Russell Shazbit says, "YOURS IS THE PENIS THAT WILL PIERCE THE HYMEN"
  845. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "YOURS IS THE PENIS THAT WILL PIERCE THE HYMEN"
  846. Alexa Drack asks, "And you expect me to fuck with 6 observers?"
  847. Alexa Drack [145.9] asks, "And you expect me to fuck with 6 observers?"
  848. Security Cyborg -772 states, "Pleased use the dead xeno to show him how to stick it in"
  849. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "Pleased use the dead xeno to show him how to stick it in"
  850. Sly says, "HAHAHA"
  851. Sly [145.9] says, "HAHAHA"
  852. Jared Ramirez [145.9] says, "AI track nepeta lejion"
  853. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Roll, I'd check the abandoned office"
  854. ÿRussell Shazbit has been attacked in the head with alien by Kor Phaeron!
  855. Dana Ray says, "OH YES DO THAT"
  856. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "OH YES DO THAT"
  857. Kor Phaeron says, "LIKE THIS"
  858. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "LIKE THIS"
  859. Russell Shazbit says, "WHAT HOW"
  860. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "WHAT HOW"
  861. ÿRussell Shazbit has been attacked in the head with alien by Kor Phaeron!
  862. Russell Shazbit says, "EXACTLY"
  863. Security Cyborg -406 queries, "Does anyone have some space cash with them?"
  864. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "EXACTLY"
  865. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] queries, "Does anyone have some space cash with them?"
  866. ÿRussell Shazbit has been attacked in the chest with alien by Kor Phaeron!
  867. Sly says, "Oh god."
  868. Sly [145.9] says, "Oh god."
  869. Jared Ramirez [145.9] says, "Nepeta Leijon actually I think"
  870. Kor Phaeron says, "YOU SHOVE THE ALIEN DICK"
  871. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "YOU SHOVE THE ALIEN DICK"
  872. Russell Shazbit says, "RIGHT IN THE HOLE KOR-KUN~"
  873. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "RIGHT IN THE HOLE KOR-KUN~"
  874. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "OLE!"
  875. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "nepteta is in the chapel"
  876. Kor Phaeron says, "INTO THE ORIFICE"
  877. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "INTO THE ORIFICE"
  878. Nepeta Leijon [145.9] says, "HOS SPACING ME"
  879. Chance Martins [145.9] says, "This is Chance Martins, paramedic. Turn you suit sensors on please so if you get killed I can find the body and take it to cloning."
  880. ÿLandyn Field has been attacked in the head with alien by Kor Phaeron!
  881. Josh Morris says, "Huh"
  882. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Huh"
  883. Russell Shazbit says, "LIKE THAT"
  884. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LIKE THAT"
  885. Landyn Field says, "This is probably one of the most FUCKED UP moments I will EVER be forced to live with for the rest of my life."
  886. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "This is probably one of the most FUCKED UP moments I will EVER be forced to live with for the rest of my life."
  887. Russell Shazbit says, "EXACTLY"
  888. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "EXACTLY"
  889. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "UUUUUUUGUUUUUUUU!"
  890. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "UUUUUUUGUUUUUUUU!"
  891. ÿJosh Morris has thrown the floor tiles.
  892. Jared Ramirez [Security] says, "HOS DONT SPACE THE LING BURN IT DAMN"
  893. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Kim Jong Ill has signed up as Assistant."
  894. Security Cyborg -772 states, "Boy I sure wish I didn't abandon my glorio nordic body so I could fuck that xeno too"
  895. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "Boy I sure wish I didn't abandon my glorio nordic body so I could fuck that xeno too"
  896. Kor Phaeron says, "MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON MY OWN"
  897. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON MY OWN"
  898. Russell Shazbit says, "BORG WHY"
  899. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "BORG WHY"
  900. Sly says, "This is now a threesome."
  901. Sly [145.9] says, "This is now a threesome."
  902. Josh Morris asks, "What exactly am I looking at?"
  903. Josh Morris [145.9] asks, "What exactly am I looking at?"
  904. Security Cyborg -772 states, "I miss being Gunjar"
  905. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "I miss being Gunjar"
  906. Kami Naa [145.9] says, "SHIT"
  907. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "OKAY NOW WATCH ONCE MORE"
  908. Russell Shazbit says, "FIRMLY"
  909. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "FIRMLY"
  910. Archibald Haddock [145.9] says, " Kami Naa injected this guy with some stuff... now he's blue haired and spazzing"
  911. Russell Shazbit says, "GRASP"
  912. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "GRASP"
  913. Russell Shazbit says, "THE"
  914. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "THE"
  915. Russell Shazbit says, "OHALLUS"
  916. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "OHALLUS"
  917. Russell Shazbit says, "PHALLUS, EVEN"
  918. Russell Shazbit exclaims, "AND THRUST!"
  919. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "NO OLE!"
  920. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "PHOR KAERON"
  921. Russell Shazbit exclaims, "POWER!"
  922. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "GRASP GRASP GRASP"
  923. Landyn Field says, "I don't feel comfortable having sex with an audience."
  924. Sly says, "Dude, don't just stand over her."
  925. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "DO IT!"
  926. Sly says, "Impale her with your girth."
  927. Janitor Cyborg -418 queries, "Why not?"
  928. Dana Ray exclaims, "Be a man and do it!"
  929. Dana Ray [145.9] exclaims, "Be a man and do it!"
  930. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "I'LL CLOSE MY EYES!"
  931. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "I'LL CLOSE MY EYES!"
  932. Russell Shazbit says, "Also, I refuse to clothe myself"
  933. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Also, I refuse to clothe myself"
  934. Josh Morris says, "Landyn is having um some preformance issues. . ."
  935. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Landyn is having um some preformance issues. . ."
  936. Security Cyborg -772 states, "I have been informed no one can leave until you do it"
  937. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "I have been informed no one can leave until you do it"
  938. Russell Shazbit says, "Deal with it nerd"
  939. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Deal with it nerd"
  940. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "OH SHIT."
  941. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "OH SHIT."
  942. Landyn Field says, "Its not weird at all, nope."
  943. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Its not weird at all, nope."
  944. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Natasha Belle has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  945. Sly says, "Dude."
  946. Sly [145.9] says, "Dude."
  947. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "GRASP"
  948. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "GRASP"
  949. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "LANDYN HAS A DEFECTIVE PENIS"
  950. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE."
  951. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE."
  952. Sly says, "I've done it live on tv. It's no biggie."
  953. Sly [145.9] says, "I've done it live on tv. It's no biggie."
  954. Russell Shazbit begins a sexy bely dance
  955. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "SLAANESH DOES NOT APPROVE"
  956. Russell Shazbit says, "Oh yeah~"
  957. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Oh yeah~"
  958. Security Cyborg -772 states, "MEDICAL LANDYN NEEDS YOU TO MEDICINE HIM SOME VIAGRA"
  959. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "MEDICAL LANDYN NEEDS YOU TO MEDICINE HIM SOME VIAGRA"
  960. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "ALEXA NEEDS A REAL MAN."
  961. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "ALEXA NEEDS A REAL MAN."
  962. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Griff has signed up as Assistant."
  963. Josh Morris exclaims, "Landyn you are bringing shame to your ancestors!"
  964. Josh Morris [145.9] exclaims, "Landyn you are bringing shame to your ancestors!"
  965. Sly says, "Aye."
  966. Sly [145.9] says, "Aye."
  967. Josh Morris says, "You know what that means"
  968. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "You know what that means"
  969. Josh Morris says, "Sly"
  970. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Sly"
  971. Josh Morris says, "Get in there champ"
  972. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Get in there champ"
  973. Landyn Field says, "Now I'm just thinking where did I go wrong."
  974. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Now I'm just thinking where did I go wrong."
  975. Josh Morris says, "and show him how its done."
  976. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "and show him how its done."
  977. Sly says, "Nah, man, nah."
  978. Sly [145.9] says, "Nah, man, nah."
  979. Alexa Drack says, "My god."
  980. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "My god."
  981. Russell Shazbit says, "Landyn look"
  982. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Landyn look"
  983. Sly says, "Lila'd kill me."
  984. Sly [145.9] says, "Lila'd kill me."
  985. Natasha Belle [145.9] says, "Robotics to front counter."
  986. Kor Phaeron says, "THE PART WHERE YOU DIDNT PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER"
  987. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "THE PART WHERE YOU DIDNT PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER"
  988. Alexa Drack says, "Just do it and make them leave already."
  989. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Just do it and make them leave already."
  990. Josh Morris says, "I'm not going in there"
  991. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "I'm not going in there"
  992. Sly says, "And Alexa'd kill me too."
  993. Sly [145.9] says, "And Alexa'd kill me too."
  994. Kor Phaeron says, "THAT IS THE PART WHERE YOU WENT WRONG"
  995. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "THAT IS THE PART WHERE YOU WENT WRONG"
  996. Dana Ray says, "Lila's a whore"
  997. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Lila's a whore"
  998. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "JOKES ON YOU, SLY, SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!"
  999. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "JOKES ON YOU, SLY, SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!"
  1000. Griff [145.9] exclaims, "Holy shit there's a dead prisoner in the brig!"
  1001. Sly says, "I know, shade."
  1002. Sly [145.9] says, "I know, shade."
  1003. Vardan Larn [145.9] says, "AI, track Ophelia Braun."
  1004. Russell Shazbit says, "Burrrn"
  1005. Sly says, "She watches, though."
  1006. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Burrrn"
  1007. Sly [145.9] says, "She watches, though."
  1008. Sly says, "Always."
  1009. Sly [145.9] says, "Always."
  1010. Alexa Drack whispers, "Just get it over with, so they leave."
  1011. Sly says, "NOW COME ON, LANDYN"
  1012. Landyn Field says, "Okay, fuck it."
  1013. Sly [145.9] says, "NOW COME ON, LANDYN"
  1014. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Okay, fuck it."
  1015. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Ophelia is ijn security"
  1016. Ophelia Braun [145.9] stammers, "NEPET-T-T-TA, R-RUN-N!"
  1017. Landyn Field says, "Why not."
  1018. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "Why not."
  1019. Josh Morris says, "I really wish I had some popcorn"
  1020. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "I really wish I had some popcorn"
  1021. Sly says, "SHE'S BEGGING YOU"
  1022. Sly [145.9] says, "SHE'S BEGGING YOU"
  1023. Landyn Field kneels down.
  1024. Sly says, "GIVE HER THE DICK"
  1025. Sly [145.9] says, "GIVE HER THE DICK"
  1026. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "The only solution would be to throw her into space."
  1027. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "The only solution would be to throw her into space."
  1028. Russell Shazbit says, "OHHH"
  1029. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "OHHH"
  1030. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "NEPETA, I AM SORRY I COULDNT"
  1031. Russell Shazbit says, "HERE IT COMES"
  1032. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "HERE IT COMES"
  1033. Security Cyborg -772 states, "OH DAMN HE'S GOING TO DO IT"
  1034. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] states, "OH DAMN HE'S GOING TO DO IT"
  1035. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "NEPETA, FORGIVE ME"
  1036. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "I'd like to see her watch from there."
  1037. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "I'd like to see her watch from there."
  1038. Security Cyborg -772 queries, "ARE YOU NOT PLEASED MR. FIELD?"
  1039. Security Cyborg -772 [145.9] queries, "ARE YOU NOT PLEASED MR. FIELD?"
  1040. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "wooooooooo"
  1041. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "wooooooooo"
  1042. Fifield [Engineering] asks, "is anyone still alive in atmos/engineering? wheres teh CE???"
  1043. Dana Ray says, "DO IT DO IT"
  1044. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "DO IT DO IT"
  1045. Sly exclaims, "INSERTIOOOOOOOOOOON!"
  1046. Sly [145.9] exclaims, "INSERTIOOOOOOOOOOON!"
  1047. Josh Morris leans forward on the desk.
  1048. Russell Shazbit says, "AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS ONCE SAID"
  1049. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS ONCE SAID"
  1050. Landyn Field slides the tip of his member into her vagina.
  1051. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "DO IT"
  1052. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "DO IT"
  1053. Russell Shazbit says, "WHAT"
  1054. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "WHAT"
  1055. Kor Phaeron says, "HURRAY"
  1056. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "HURRAY"
  1057. Sly says, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  1058. Sly [145.9] says, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  1059. Alexa Drack sighs.
  1060. Eric [Engineering] says, "I'm alive. I just patched the holes in engineering"
  1061. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "hE IS SLIDING THE TIP IN"
  1062. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "hE IS SLIDING THE TIP IN"
  1063. Dana Ray says, "HAHAHA"
  1064. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "HAHAHA"
  1065. Russell Shazbit says, "GAME OVER YEEEAAAAAAHHH"
  1066. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "GAME OVER YEEEAAAAAAHHH"
  1067. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "SHOVE THE OXYGEN TANK UP HER BUM!"
  1068. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "SHOVE THE OXYGEN TANK UP HER BUM!"
  1069. Alexa Drack says, "Fucking peanut gallery."
  1070. Kor Phaeron says, "WE HAVE PENETRATION"
  1071. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "Fucking peanut gallery."
  1072. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "WE HAVE PENETRATION"
  1073. Ophelia Braun [145.9] exclaims, "BEING KILLED!"
  1074. Josh Morris asks, "What is this? You playing just the tip?"
  1075. Josh Morris [145.9] asks, "What is this? You playing just the tip?"
  1076. Ophelia Braun [145.9] exclaims, "MY CELL HAS A HULLBREACH!"
  1077. Sly says, "LANDYN"
  1078. Sly [145.9] says, "LANDYN"
  1079. Landyn Field pushes forward, and slowly pulls out.
  1080. Russell Shazbit says, "NO"
  1081. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "NO"
  1082. Russell Shazbit says, "YOU STAY IN"
  1083. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "YOU STAY IN"
  1084. Sly says, "SHE ISN'T SATISFIED"
  1085. Sly [145.9] says, "SHE ISN'T SATISFIED"
  1086. Sly says, "PLOW HER"
  1087. Sly [145.9] says, "PLOW HER"
  1088. Russell Shazbit says, "UNTIL THE NOUGAT COMES OUT"
  1089. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "UNTIL THE NOUGAT COMES OUT"
  1090. Russell Shazbit says, "IDIOT"
  1091. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "IDIOT"
  1092. Fifield [Engineering] says, "atmos is fucked. two dudes came in trying to make a bomb apparently. i dotn know how to repipe this shit"
  1093. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "SHE HASN'T EVEN REACTED!"
  1094. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "SHE HASN'T EVEN REACTED!"
  1095. Dana Ray says, "FASTER, FASTER"
  1096. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "FASTER, FASTER"
  1097. Alexa Drack struggles against the handcuffs.
  1098. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "HE PUSHES FORWARD AND PULLS OUT"
  1099. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "HE PUSHES FORWARD AND PULLS OUT"
  1100. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "SHE'S NOT AMUSED!"
  1101. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "SHE'S NOT AMUSED!"
  1102. Landyn Field begins a thrusting motion.
  1103. Alexa Drack moans, softly.
  1104. Russell Shazbit says, "ONIIIII-CHAAAAAAN~"
  1105. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "ONIIIII-CHAAAAAAN~"
  1106. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "HE BEGINS THRUSTING"
  1107. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "HE BEGINS THRUSTING"
  1108. Kor Phaeron says, "IM PROUD OF YOU LANDYN"
  1109. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "IM PROUD OF YOU LANDYN"
  1110. Fifield [Engineering] says, "the captain finally showed up and stopped one of them"
  1111. Eric [Engineering] says, "I have no experience with atmos so fuck..."
  1112. Russell Shazbit says, "ATTENTION STATION, LANDYN HAS BECOME A MAN."
  1113. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "ATTENTION STATION, LANDYN HAS BECOME A MAN."
  1114. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "ROCKYMCDOUGHBOY"
  1115. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "2/10, WOULD NOT WATCH AGAIN."
  1116. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "2/10, WOULD NOT WATCH AGAIN."
  1117. Ophelia Braun [145.9] exclaims, "YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHIMP!"
  1118. Sly says, "ALEXA HAS THE SENSITIVITY OF A 5 DOLLAR LULA WHORE"
  1119. Sly [145.9] says, "ALEXA HAS THE SENSITIVITY OF A 5 DOLLAR LULA WHORE"
  1120. Josh Morris starts to chuckle at Russells comment.
  1121. Sly says, "YOU HAVE TO BANG HER HARDER"
  1122. Sly [145.9] says, "YOU HAVE TO BANG HER HARDER"
  1123. Russell Shazbit says, "NO MY EARS"
  1124. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "NO MY EARS"
  1125. Landyn Field slowly begins speeding up his thrusts.
  1126. Sly says, "LUNA, EVEN"
  1127. Sly [145.9] says, "LUNA, EVEN"
  1128. Russell Shazbit says, "MAXIMUM: SPEED"
  1129. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "MAXIMUM: SPEED"
  1130. Vardan Larn [145.9] asks, "AM I ALIVE?"
  1131. Fifield [Engineering] says, "yeah its a maze of pipes to begin with and they just rerouted half o them"
  1132. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "OR DEAD?!"
  1133. Alexa Drack gasps, clutching the sheets with her hands.
  1134. Sly says, "OVERDRIVE, MAN"
  1135. Sly [145.9] says, "OVERDRIVE, MAN"
  1136. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO SPEED HIS THROUSTS"
  1137. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO SPEED HIS THROUSTS"
  1138. Josh Morris whispers something.
  1139. Sly says, "OH YES"
  1140. Sly [145.9] says, "OH YES"
  1141. Russell Shazbit says, "SHE'S GRASPING OHHHHH"
  1142. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "SHE'S GRASPING OHHHHH"
  1143. Sly says, "NOW WE'RE DOING IT"
  1144. Sly [145.9] says, "NOW WE'RE DOING IT"
  1145. Fifield [Engineering] says, "the other half is in pieces on the floor..."
  1146. Dana Ray says, "Oh nice"
  1147. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "Oh nice"
  1148. Mer Inas [145.9] says, "Oh thats real nice"
  1149. Russell Shazbit says, "WE'RE DOING THIS BRO"
  1150. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "WE'RE DOING THIS BRO"
  1151. Vardan Larn [145.9] asks, "You see me?"
  1152. Sly says, "DANA IS GETTING WET TOO"
  1153. Sly [145.9] says, "DANA IS GETTING WET TOO"
  1154. Russell Shazbit says, "WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN"
  1155. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN"
  1156. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "OH NO"
  1157. Sly says, "WE'RE DOING THIS"
  1158. Sly [145.9] says, "WE'RE DOING THIS"
  1159. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "IM GETTING WET"
  1160. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "IM GETTING WET"
  1161. Natasha Belle [145.9] asks, "Aliens?"
  1162. Sly says, "HAHAHAHAAH"
  1163. Sly [145.9] says, "HAHAHAHAAH"
  1164. Jennifer Ketavim [145.9] says, "STOP THAT"
  1165. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "CYBORG 418 IS GETTING WET, TOO!"
  1166. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "CYBORG 418 IS GETTING WET, TOO!"
  1167. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "AI"
  1168. Sly says, "THE CYBORG IS WET"
  1169. Sly [145.9] says, "THE CYBORG IS WET"
  1170. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "SECURITY IS TREATING ME WITH DEATH"
  1171. *beep*
  1172. Dana Ray says, "THERE'S OIL EVERYWHERE"
  1173. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "THERE'S OIL EVERYWHERE"
  1174. C.O.C [145.9] states, "i geuss your my new master"
  1175. Griff [145.9] exclaims, "OH CHRIST MY EYES!"
  1176. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "AI, THEYPLOT TO KILL ME"
  1177. Kor Phaeron says, "CYBORG YOU NEED TO PLEASURE SLY WITH YOUR BATON"
  1178. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "CYBORG YOU NEED TO PLEASURE SLY WITH YOUR BATON"
  1179. Landyn Field says, "OH FUCK"
  1180. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "OH FUCK"
  1181. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] says, "SPACE JUSTICE"
  1182. C.O.C [145.9] states, "oh well"
  1183. synthesized voice states, "beep beep beep"
  1184. Landyn Field says, "THE GODS"
  1185. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "THE GODS"
  1186. Josh Morris says, "I must say I'm kinda impressed"
  1187. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "I must say I'm kinda impressed"
  1188. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "You seem fine to me Ophelia"
  1189. Roll Fizzlebeef [145.9] exclaims, "OLE! OLE!"
  1190. Fifield [145.9] says, "Russel Shazbit you're needed in Atmos"
  1191. Sly says, "WAIT WHAT"
  1192. Sly [145.9] says, "WAIT WHAT"
  1193. Sly says, "NO"
  1194. Sly [145.9] says, "NO"
  1195. Jennifer Ketavim [145.9] says, "Hm"
  1196. Nepeta Leijon [145.9] says, "HEE HEE"
  1197. Russell Shazbit says, "LANDYN GO"
  1198. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN GO"
  1199. Landyn Field says, "DO NOT APPRECIATE MY VILE"
  1200. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "DO NOT APPRECIATE MY VILE"
  1201. Russell Shazbit says, "GO"
  1202. Russell Shazbit says, "GO"
  1203. Russell Shazbit says, "GO"
  1204. Josh Morris asks, "Doesn't no mean yes?"
  1205. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "GO"
  1206. Josh Morris [145.9] asks, "Doesn't no mean yes?"
  1207. Russell Shazbit says, "GO"
  1208. Sly says, "GO LANDYN"
  1209. Sly [145.9] says, "GO LANDYN"
  1210. synthesized voice states, "beep beep beep"
  1211. Natasha Belle [145.9] says, "AI, open up."
  1212. Russell Shazbit says, "LANDYN SENGEN"
  1213. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN SENGEN"
  1214. Landyn Field says, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"
  1215. Landyn Field [145.9] says, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"
  1216. Sly says, "GO LANDYN"
  1217. Sly [145.9] says, "GO LANDYN"
  1218. Sly says, "GO LANDYN"
  1219. Sly [145.9] says, "GO LANDYN"
  1220. Sly says, "GO LANDYN"
  1221. Sly [145.9] says, "GO LANDYN"
  1222. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "DON'T FORGET TO TURN IT ON, 406."
  1223. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "DON'T FORGET TO TURN IT ON, 406."
  1224. Natasha Belle [145.9] says, "I dropped my ID."
  1225. Dana Ray says, "YOU CAN DO IT LANDYN"
  1226. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "YOU CAN DO IT LANDYN"
  1227. Josh Morris exclaims, "GO LANDYN GO!"
  1228. Josh Morris [145.9] exclaims, "GO LANDYN GO!"
  1229. *beep*
  1230. Alexa Drack screams in frustration.
  1231. Russell Shazbit exclaims, "OR LUST!"
  1232. Russell Shazbit [145.9] exclaims, "OR LUST!"
  1233. Kor Phaeron [145.9] says, "WHERE IS JARSH MELLOW WHEN YOU NEED HIM"
  1234. Russell Shazbit exclaims, "SHE SCREAMED IN LUST!"
  1235. Russell Shazbit [145.9] exclaims, "SHE SCREAMED IN LUST!"
  1236. Natasha Belle [145.9] asks, "AI?"
  1237. Dana Ray says, "THAT WAS LUST"
  1238. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "THAT WAS LUST"
  1239. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "LUST!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  1240. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "LUST!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  1241. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Yes Natasha"
  1242. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "MORE LIKE DISGUST!"
  1243. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "MORE LIKE DISGUST!"
  1244. Natasha Belle [145.9] says, "Please open."
  1245. Russell Shazbit says, "LANDYN YOU SWAGGASAURUS REX"
  1246. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "LANDYN YOU SWAGGASAURUS REX"
  1247. Russell Shazbit says, "I MEAN WHAT"
  1248. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "I MEAN WHAT"
  1249. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "HUE!"
  1250. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "HUE!"
  1251. Security Cyborg -406 states, "Welp"
  1252. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] states, "Welp"
  1253. *beep*
  1254. Vardan Larn [145.9] exclaims, "Oh thank god!"
  1255. Sly says, "LANDYN ROBUST HER NETHER REGIONS HARDER"
  1256. Sly [145.9] says, "LANDYN ROBUST HER NETHER REGIONS HARDER"
  1257. Dana Ray exclaims, "GO LANDYN, GO! GO LANDYN, GO!"
  1258. Dana Ray [145.9] exclaims, "GO LANDYN, GO! GO LANDYN, GO!"
  1259. Josh Morris asks, "Come on man are you even trying?"
  1260. Josh Morris [145.9] asks, "Come on man are you even trying?"
  1261. Landyn Field speeds up even faster, making the bed squeak.
  1262. Josh Morris exclaims, "GO GO GO!"
  1263. Josh Morris [145.9] exclaims, "GO GO GO!"
  1264. Sly says, "GO LANDYN"
  1265. Sly [145.9] says, "GO LANDYN"
  1266. Natasha Belle [145.9] says, "Thanks."
  1267. ÿLandyn Field has been attacked in the chest with soap by Janitor Cyborg -418!
  1268. Sly says, "GO LANDYN"
  1269. Sly [145.9] says, "GO LANDYN"
  1270. Sly says, "GO LANDYN"
  1271. Sly [145.9] says, "GO LANDYN"
  1272. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "I WILL HEL"
  1273. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "I WILL HEL"
  1274. Nepeta Leijon [145.9] says, "WHERE IS THIS"
  1275. Sly says, "AWW YEAH SON"
  1276. Sly [145.9] says, "AWW YEAH SON"
  1277. Alexa Drack gasps, clutching the bed, shaking in her handcuffs.
  1278. M.O.T.H.E.R. [145.9] states, "Spathï Pkeloucht has signed up as Assistant."
  1279. Russell Shazbit says, "WHHAAATTT"
  1280. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "WHHAAATTT"
  1281. Sly says, "NOW SHE'S FEELING IT"
  1282. Sly [145.9] says, "NOW SHE'S FEELING IT"
  1283. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Nepeta Vacant Office"
  1284. Alexa Drack screams!
  1285. ÿYou're sprayed directly in the eyes with pepperspray!
  1286. Landyn Field screams!
  1287. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1288. Russell Shazbit exclaims, "YES!"
  1289. Russell Shazbit [145.9] exclaims, "YES!"
  1290. Sly says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  1291. Sly [145.9] says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
  1292. Russell Shazbit exclaims, "WE HAVE CLIMAX!"
  1293. Russell Shazbit [145.9] exclaims, "WE HAVE CLIMAX!"
  1294. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "AWWH SHIT!"
  1295. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "AWWH SHIT!"
  1296. Spathï Pkeloucht [145.9] says, "AI PORQUE"
  1297. Dana Ray says, "YEAAAH"
  1298. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "YEAAAH"
  1299. Sly says, "CLIMAX ACHIEVED"
  1300. Sly [145.9] says, "CLIMAX ACHIEVED"
  1301. Spathï Pkeloucht [145.9] exclaims, "AIIIII!"
  1302. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "NICE ONE KOR"
  1303. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "NICE ONE KOR"
  1304. Sly exclaims, "SIMULTANEOUS CLIMAX! EXTRA POINTS!"
  1305. Sly [145.9] exclaims, "SIMULTANEOUS CLIMAX! EXTRA POINTS!"
  1306. Josh Morris says, "Aww damn shit is finally getting heated"
  1307. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Aww damn shit is finally getting heated"
  1308. Russell Shazbit says, "GIMME THE CHOCOLATE LANDYN-KUN~~~"
  1309. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "GIMME THE CHOCOLATE LANDYN-KUN~~~"
  1310. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "KOR FUCKED UP THE MOMENTUM."
  1311. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "KOR FUCKED UP THE MOMENTUM."
  1312. Security Cyborg -406 queries, "What just happened?"
  1313. Security Cyborg -406 [145.9] queries, "What just happened?"
  1314. Janitor Cyborg -418 states, "RESTART"
  1315. Janitor Cyborg -418 [145.9] states, "RESTART"
  1316. Alexa Drack says, "NO"
  1317. Alexa Drack [145.9] says, "NO"
  1318. Shade of Oblive E. Huse hisses, "GET THAT TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACKS."
  1319. Shade of Oblive E. Huse [145.9] hisses, "GET THAT TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACKS."
  1320. Spathï Pkeloucht says, "PORQUE"
  1321. Spathï Pkeloucht [145.9] says, "PORQUE"
  1322. Josh Morris says, "Go again."
  1323. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Go again."
  1324. Nepeta Leijon says, "What"
  1325. Nepeta Leijon [145.9] says, "What"
  1326. Spathï Pkeloucht says, "LUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE"
  1327. Spathï Pkeloucht [145.9] says, "LUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE"
  1328. ÿthe space worm head smashes the table apart!
  1329. Dana Ray says, "OH GOAD"
  1330. Dana Ray [145.9] says, "OH GOAD"
  1331. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1332. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1333. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1334. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1335. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1336. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1337. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1338. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1339. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1340. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1341. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1342. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1343. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1344. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1345. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1346. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1347. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1348. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1349. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1350. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1351. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1352. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1353. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1354. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1355. ÿ!You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
  1356. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1357. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1358. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1359. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1360. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1361. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1362. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1363. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1364. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1365. Dana Ray says, "FUUKC"
  1366. Nepeta Leijon says, "YES"
  1367. DEAD: Sly says, "I HAVE EVER SEEN"
  1368. DEAD: Sly says, "IN SPESSMEN"
  1369. DEAD: Landyn Field says, "I WAS LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THROUGH ALL OF THAT"
  1370. DEAD: Lila Desminto (died as Unknown) says, "SLY, NEXT TIME TAKE MY BODY TO MORGUE BEFORE YOU QUIT"
  1371. DEAD: Josh Morris says, "Fucking Worm ate me"
  1372. Nadia Lin says, "Science, come in"
  1373. Russell Shazbit says, "RIP AND TEAR"
  1374. Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "RIP AND TEAR"
  1375. Robotic Talk, Security Cyborg -406 states, "It swallowed me"
  1376. Jennifer Ketavim says, "Your secondaries only say protect your current owner, not serve"
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