MI/NP: Alien Muscle Love Childs

-- misplacedInspiration [MI] began pestering nightmarePariah [NP] at 03:59 --
MI: ciao
NP: Hey there CⓍdy
NP: HⓍw's it gⓍin?
MI: well short story, i finished the painting and its slightly dark but i lost my camera next door and im setting up for a mission to go get it back
NP: A missiⓍn?
NP: Getting yⓍur camera requires planning and tactics and shit?
MI: well, yeah
NP: Well damn
NP: DⓍ yⓍu at least have a weapⓍn with yⓍu fⓍr such a dangerⓍus missiⓍn?
MI: a weapon? we dont all carry guns around over here like you do
NP: Well
NP: YⓍu at least have yⓍur Strife Specibus assigned, right?
MI: er, no, not as such
MI: ive never needed it
NP: ...
NP: YⓍu shⓍuld prⓍbably dⓍ that
NP: Like, just as a generally gⓍⓍd idea
NP: Never knⓍw when yⓍu need tⓍ fight Ⓧff an attacker
MI: what exactly am i going to fill it with, me paintbrush? thatll make any guard dogs think twice before barking up the wrong tree
NP: Like a kidnapper
NP: Ⓧr a lizard man
NP: Ⓧr an escaped genetically mⓍdified ape
NP: And hey
MI: oh man dont talk about lizard men
NP: A paintbrush cⓍuld wⓍrk
NP: Hm?
MI: that place has enough crackpot theories surrounding it
NP: What place?
NP: CⓍdy, are yⓍu getting up tⓍ shenanigans?
MI: the archeology site that is
MI: i dont think i mentioned that, did i?
NP: NⓍ
NP: YⓍu neglected tⓍ dⓍ that
MI: yeah guess that is an important point
NP: Just a tad
NP: Why is yⓍur camera Ⓧver there?
MI: er fetch modus problem
MI: id rather not talk about it
NP: 's cⓍⓍl
MI: but yeah, i read this stuff online that the romans couldnt have possibly built those ruins and they actually came from space
NP: ⓍⓍⓍh
NP: WⓍnder if there's any aliens cryⓍgenically frⓍzen in there?
NP: They cⓍuld tⓍtally wake up while the dig gⓍes Ⓧn, and start a killing spree
MI: oh yeah, and ill be there to save earth with my paintbrush
MI: feel my bristles
NP: Heh
NP: Well
NP: MⓍre realistically
NP: There prⓍbably aren't any killer aliens Ⓧr elder gⓍds Ⓧr ancient mummy astrⓍnauts Ⓧr undergrⓍund lizard peⓍple
NP: But a girl can hⓍpe~
NP: But yeah, yⓍu shⓍuld be fine!
MI: well, i could assign this piece of broken glass just in case
NP: Plus yⓍu gⓍtta get yⓍur camera back, right?
NP: Eh
NP: I wⓍuldn't
NP: I mean cⓍme Ⓧn!
NP: If yⓍu set the paintbrush instead
NP: YⓍu cⓍuld tⓍtally train with it
NP: And cⓍme up with sⓍme kinda crazy paint-fu style
NP: Ⓧr sⓍmething
NP: I dunnⓍ
MI: id end up cutting myself more than the make believe aliens if i used the glass anyway
NP: Heh, fair enⓍugh
NP: AlsⓍ
NP: NⓍ wait
NP: Never mind
NP: I accidentally read "believe" as "behave"
NP: And thⓍught yⓍu said yⓍu'd "make the aliens behave" sⓍmehⓍw
MI: what what oh no no
NP: DⓍn't tell Gabe Ⓧr Mila abⓍut that, they'd start saying I was illiterate Ⓧr sⓍmething
NP: And then I'd have tⓍ kick their asses
MI: no no, im more worried about these alien s&m fantasies your having
NP: Pfffft what?
MI: and they say my long tall towers are feudian
NP: I never said anything abⓍut S&M
NP: ThⓍugh, S&M with an alien DⓍES sⓍund pretty kinky
MI: oh god
NP: >;3
MI: i think we better stop here before anyone starts writing fanfiction out of this
NP: TⓍⓍ late
NP: I'm already shipping myself with the PredatⓍr
NP: He's intⓍ the weirdest shit
NP: YⓍu can have Ⓧne Ⓧf thⓍse silly Navi blue catgirl elf things thⓍugh
MI: blues not really my colour
MI: and theres only one man that can catch that predator
NP: Hehe
NP: I suppⓍse there's always the PredatⓍr and Schwarzenegger threesⓍme rⓍute...
NP: ThⓍugh
NP: That wⓍuld be pretty awkward
MI: gee, only at this point when you add a big slab of muscle does it get awkward
NP: Are yⓍu trying tⓍ imply sⓍmething?
MI: i dont know? maybe its the three some part that makes it awkard?
NP: ⓍbviⓍusly it's the fact that he's human
MI: maybe you should ship your self with the muscular alien love child of the predator and schwarzenegger
NP: Try tⓍ keep up, CⓍdy, this is S&M with aliens remember?
NP: Hmm
NP: Eh, I'll figure sⓍmething Ⓧut!
MI: and im going to end this conversation before it goes down any more rabbit holes
NP: Hehe
NP: "Rabbit hⓍles"
MI: nope, not going there
MI: bye!
NP: CⓍward
NP: See ya!
NP: GⓍⓍd luck
NP: With the camera thing
MI: cheers
-- misplacedInspiration [MI] ceased pestering nightmarePariah [NP] at 04:29 --