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  1. 5:16 AM - Intrude N313: http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/zanzibarbreeze/blog/why-metal-gear-solid-4-is-nowhere-near-as-good-as-/56064/ That first paragraph
  2. 5:16 AM - Intrude N313: I'm surprised I didn't bleed out from being cut from all that edge
  3. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >Nevertheless, Metal Gear Solid 2 remains one of my most beloved games, and I rank it in my top five “of all time”
  4. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: nah
  5. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: I'm out
  6. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: closed tab
  7. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: cleared history
  8. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: fuck this
  9. 5:17 AM - Intrude N313: Yep
  10. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >I no longer am. I realized that its story is childish, its narrative is immature, and its script reads like it was written by thirteen-year-olds who think they can make a Hollywood movie with two handheld camcorders (to use an antediluvian term)
  11. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: stop
  12. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: stop.
  13. 5:17 AM - Intrude N313: See?
  14. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: Fucking.
  15. 5:17 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: Stop.
  16. 5:17 AM - Intrude N313: All that edge
  17. 5:18 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: This reeks so hard of pseudo-intellectual 14 year old.
  18. 5:18 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: Holy fuck.
  19. 5:18 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >antediluvian
  20. 5:18 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: no dude
  21. 5:18 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: This is the point
  22. 5:18 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: where you kill yourself
  23. 5:18 AM - Intrude N313: He then goes and complains about the 3-7min long loading screens
  24. 5:18 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: If you can serously write the word "antediluvian" into a fucking message box you need to kill yourself.
  25. 5:18 AM - Intrude N313: And that you can't choose acts
  26. 5:19 AM - Intrude N313: Complains it has bad textures
  27. 5:19 AM - Intrude N313: bitches about the hair
  28. 5:19 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >The soundtrack is not the best
  29. 5:19 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: top
  30. 5:19 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: lel
  31. 5:19 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >bad textures
  32. 5:19 AM - Intrude N313: >Outdated animations
  33. 5:19 AM - Intrude N313: So wait
  34. 5:19 AM - Intrude N313: His favorite is MGS2
  35. 5:19 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: But MGS4 is easily one of the best looking games ever made.
  36. 5:19 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: ESPECIALLY by console standards,
  37. 5:19 AM - Intrude N313: I agree
  38. 5:20 AM - Intrude N313: >It's not actually a stealth game
  39. 5:20 AM - Intrude N313: Wow
  40. 5:20 AM - Intrude N313: Confirmed to have never at least ATTEMPTED to get the big boss rank
  41. 5:20 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: I am a PC gamer with an expensive computer that I use to play very new games with maxed graphics, and I was STILL astonished when I played MGS4 last year by the game's graphical fidelity.
  42. 5:20 AM - Intrude N313: And MGSV looks even better right?
  43. 5:20 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >Guns of the Patriots is just another war game, with just another generic Hans Zimmer-esque Modern Warfare 2 soundtrack.
  44. 5:20 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: End
  45. 5:20 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: It
  46. 5:21 AM - Professor Strelok Kosugi disconnected.
  47. 5:21 AM - Intrude N313: >No cover system
  48. 5:21 AM - Intrude N313: What
  49. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >he goes on to post pictures of an uncharted game
  50. 5:21 AM - s3bbe: >hating on my homie Zimmermann
  51. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: holy
  52. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: shit
  53. 5:21 AM - Intrude N313: >Not enough chaff grenades
  54. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >Snake takes too long to fall through the air
  55. 5:21 AM - Professor Strelok Kosugi entered chat.
  56. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: hahahhahha
  57. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
  58. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: LITERAL NITPICKING OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF LEL
  59. 5:21 AM - Intrude N313: >THE GAME CAN BE COMPLETED WITH JUST ONE GUN
  60. 5:21 AM - Intrude N313: WHO GIVES A SHIT
  61. 5:21 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >The psyche gauge is irritating
  62. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: please
  63. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: http://a.pomf.se/yasajm.png
  64. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: what the fuck
  65. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: what the fuck is wrong with this guy
  66. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: this is why gaming journalism is as bad as it is
  67. 5:22 AM - Intrude N313: >There's no native first-person view
  68. 5:22 AM - Intrude N313: But
  69. 5:22 AM - Intrude N313: There is
  70. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: this is literally worse than anything I've ever read on kotaku
  71. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >Enemy AI is average at best
  72. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: pls
  73. 5:22 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: PLS
  74. 5:23 AM - Intrude N313: YEP
  75. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >Metal Gear Solid 4 is actually an action game!
  76. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: But MGS games have always been action games.
  77. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: TACTICAL
  78. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: ESPIONAGE
  79. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: ACTION
  80. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: DUMB FUCK
  81. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >There are too many weapons and not enough variation
  82. 5:23 AM - Intrude N313: They've just always excelled at stealth mechanics
  83. 5:23 AM - s3bbe: >too many weapons
  84. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: But every weapon has completely unique ballistics and attachments.
  85. 5:23 AM - s3bbe: D R O P P E D
  86. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >Beauty and the Beast boss battles
  87. 5:23 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: no dude
  88. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: Honestly, I don't think any game has gotten stealth as perfect as MGS. At least to my tastes
  89. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: >ACT 3 IS ENTIRELY RIPPED FROM OTHER KOJIMA GAMES
  90. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: HE
  91. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: HAS
  92. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: TO
  93. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: BE
  94. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: KIDDING
  95. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: http://a.pomf.se/imwcop.png
  96. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: IT'S A HOMAGE
  97. 5:24 AM - Intrude N313: THERE'S NO WAY HE'S SERIOUS
  98. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: YOU FUCKING
  99. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: DIRTY
  100. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: PIECE
  101. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: OF FUCKING
  102. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: SHIT
  103. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: MGS ISN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO BE LIKE MGS NOW
  104. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: FUCK
  105. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: I AM SO ANGRY
  106. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >The Metal Gear battle was underwhelming
  107. 5:24 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: what
  108. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: what
  109. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: what
  110. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: whasmasfkas
  111. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: JWGHAHT
  112. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: WHAT
  113. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: WHAT
  114. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: NO
  115. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: NO
  116. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: NO
  117. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: NIO\NIGGER
  118. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: FJADSJFJDKF
  119. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: ASFKKDSKDKDSKOFKODSIKDS FUCK YOU
  120. 5:25 AM - Intrude N313: http://puu.sh/7eLXh.png fite me
  121. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCM UO THAT THTE FUCKING BEST BSS FIGHT OF ALALS IFOF FUCKNUIG BVIYD AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  122. 5:25 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: THEFUCKING EBST YOU FUCKING PLEB CUNT
  123. 5:25 AM - Intrude N313: I'd put it just below the final boss with Liquid Ocelot
  124. 5:26 AM - Intrude N313: But yeah
  125. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >the Metal Gear boss battle – REX vs. RAY – turns the robots into cheap cartoon entertainment.
  126. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  127. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >There’s no kick behind the attacks; there’s no visceral feedback to let you know that you’re in a machine that deals death. It’s like a half-erect reproductive organ
  128. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M USING BIG WORDS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  129. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  130. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/csgogun http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/f2_unsure http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/bloodsplat
  131. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >The in-game iPod is underwhelming
  132. 5:26 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: legit laughed
  133. 5:27 AM - Intrude N313: THE LAST ONE
  134. 5:27 AM - Intrude N313: IN THE STORY CATEGORY
  135. 5:27 AM - Intrude N313: FINALLY
  136. 5:27 AM - Intrude N313: I KNEW IT
  137. 5:27 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: nope
  138. 5:27 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: NOPE
  139. 5:27 AM - Intrude N313: http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png http://puu.sh/7eM2w.png
  140. 5:27 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: http://a.pomf.se/fvjztd.png
  141. 5:27 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: IM OUT DUDE
  142. 5:27 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/2/28486/1496106-mgs4.png
  143. >fun vs not fun
  144. 5:27 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: no
  145. 5:27 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: there's no way this can be real
  146. 5:28 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: this HAS to be a fucking joke made by some fucking master shitposter from /v/
  147. 5:28 AM - Intrude N313: The first commenter quotes the entire article
  148. 5:28 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: I know.
  149. 5:28 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: Whygod.
  150. 5:28 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >The part of the budget reserved for researching and developing seventy firearms should have been used to commission Norihiko Hibino.
  151. 5:28 AM - Intrude N313: WHAT
  152. 5:28 AM - Intrude N313: WHAT
  153. 5:28 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: no
  154. 5:28 AM - Intrude N313: WHAT
  155. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: go fuck yourself
  156. 5:29 AM - Intrude N313: THEY ALL AGREE WITH HIM?
  157. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >giant
  158. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: >bomb
  159. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: wowe talk about a bomb :^)
  160. 5:29 AM - Intrude N313: :^^^)^^
  161. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: no dude
  162. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: where the fuck did you find this
  163. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: take this article
  164. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: PLUNGE IT
  165. 5:29 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: BACK INTOT HE PITS OF HELL
  166. 5:30 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: BURY IT IN SATAN'S WRATH
  167. 5:30 AM - Intrude N313: Time to post this on /v/ and reap all the shitposting karma :^)
  168. 5:30 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: NO YOU DON'T
  169. 5:30 AM - Sparky entered chat.
  170. 5:30 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: Not even /v/ deserves something like this.
  171. 5:30 AM - Sparky: Sup
  172. 5:30 AM - Sparky was kicked by Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人.
  173. 5:30 AM - Intrude N313: Fair enough
  174. 5:30 AM - Mr. Lightning B☉lt 人◕‿‿◕人: This isn't something I would give to my worst enemies
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